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  1. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: The Conspiracy (HP)

    The Conspiracy Ron was enjoying his beef stew with gusto when a disheveled Harry burst into the great hall. Ron watched as Harry looked around with a manic fervor before his eyes landed on Ron and ran over to him. "Harry, mate where have you been? Me and Hermione haven't seen you for like three...
  2. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: Ghost Strike (HP)

    Ghost Strike "... and so ended the rule of Gzrom the Pungent," droned Cuthbert Binns. "For class next week you will need to write an essay on the effects of Gzrom's death. Ten inches." He then turned to fly through the blackboard when he heard a loud, "Hem Hem." Binns turned to around to see...
  3. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: Itachi should never babysit (Naruto)

    Itachi should never babysit "Genin Uchiha Itachi do you know why you are here?" asked Hiruzen. "No Hokage-sama," said a seven year old Itachi as he stood at attention. Hiruzen puffed his pipe as he examined Itachi face for any sign of deception before he replied, "I see. I wish to speak to...
  4. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: You Mannequin Me Crazy (Naruto)

    You Mannequin Me Crazy Sakura stared Naruto's apartment door worriedly. Ever since Naruto failed to retrieve Sasuke and recovered at the hospital he hadn't been seen outside of his apartment. Sakura bit her lip and tried to ignore the guilt gnawing at her stomach. She should have never made...
  5. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: Fate's Assassin (HP)

    Fate's Assassin "The one with the power to vanquish the Masters of Defense, oh and the Dark Lord too, approaches... born to those who thrice streaked through Hogsmead, born as the seventh month dies... and none that teach him the Art of Defense shall be left unmarked, he will have power the...
  6. Flabbyknight

    Your welcome. ;)

    Your welcome. ;)
  7. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: Demon pt2 (Naruto)

    "All I am saying Naruto, is that maybe you shouldn't have attacked that missing nin with your teeth. This is probably why people think that you like to kill and eat people." said Sakura-chan. "I didn't mean to Sakura-chan! But when I thought Sasuke was dead I just so angry and hungry!" said...
  8. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: Demon (Naruto)

    Naruto beamed with pride as he looked around his new apartment building. He had finally convinced the Old Man to let him move out of the orphanage and live on his own. The orphanage hadn't been that bad, but it had been weird. All of the staff always had weird expression on their faces when they...
  9. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: The safest place in the wizarding world (Harry Potter)

    Dumbledore sat at his desk merrily humming to himself as he read over the various school reports, when Harry Potter burst in to his office shouting “I want to transfer out of this death trap of a school right now!” Dumbledore blinked and opened a drawer, pulling out the appropriate transfer...
  10. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: I rest my bones and just chillax (Worm)

    Prequel to That Sounds Like Work I rest my bones and just chillax Alec grumbled to himself as he walked to supermarket. Since Brain and Lisa each had their own apartment and Rachel was well Rachel, it fell on him to buy the groceries if he wanted to eat anything. He supposed he could go out to...
  11. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: How to train your nemesis (Harry Potter)

    Voldemort sat on his throne brooding. He only half listened to some report from a Death Eater whose name he never bothered to learn. His thoughts were directed toward to the much more import problem that was Potter and how much he sucked as a nemesis. After the whole graveyard debacle he went to...
  12. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: That sounds like work (Worm)

    “Pull up your socks, boys and girl, because we’re robbing a bank.” said Lisa. “Whoa whoa whoa.” Taylor spoke up not taking her eyes of the television screen. She was currently in first place in hers and Alec’s game of Mario Kart and she was not going to let Alec get ahead of her. “That is not...
  13. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)

    Dinah triggered during the first withdrawal period and got the path to failure shard. It is like path to victory except she always does the opposite of what she wants, is always on and is subconscious so she does know she has it. She -1 thinker rating.
  14. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: Nemesis (Harry Potter)

    Harry stood up from behind the gravestone and yelled “Expelliarmus” Voldemort sidestepped the spell easily before doing a double take. He raised his hand and said “Wait! Stop! Everybody just stop. Potter what are you doing?” Harry faltered before saying “Dueling?” Voldemort stared at him...
  15. Flabbyknight

    Flabbyknight's flabs (Oneshots and not-so-Oneshots collection)
    Threadmarks: 100% Bullshit (Worm)

    Dinah was lonely. Her parents were always busy with work and she did not get along with children her age. Her Mom said she was just precocious and other children just were not mature as her. But she had a full proof plan to become popular at school and to get her parents’ attention. Everybody in...
  16. Flabbyknight

    Dead
    Threadmarks: Intro

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  17. Flabbyknight

    Amelia, Worm AU [Complete]

    Post Golden Morning Time Traveling Sleeper. http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/awaken-sleeper-worm-au-time-travel.308165/ Weaver's Nine has heroic jack who is still a sociopath, so close enough? http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/weaver-nine-worm-fanfic-au-thread-2.304177/
  18. Flabbyknight

    Amelia, Worm AU [Complete]

    Victoria: Who wants a hug! Lisa: *screams and runs away*
  19. Flabbyknight

    Convolution (Worm x Starcraft)

    Nibbler narced on Sophia didn't he. That little bitch.
  20. Flabbyknight

    Meanwhile, in Another Dimension (Worm AU)

    This is amazing, its everything I wanted, but didn't know it. Also how many alter egos does Taylor have?
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