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  1. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Ah, good old "THINK FAST, CHUCKNUTS!". Always works 30% of the time, every time.
  2. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Suppose that's always the trouble with having a relationship with a god/goddess. You'll never truly know for certain how much of a blip you are to them. And maybe, better off not even asking.
  3. Mr.Nobody

    I do not wish to be horny anymore, I wish to acquire the largest stick I can and fight a...

    I do not wish to be horny anymore, I wish to acquire the largest stick I can and fight a particularly large flying reptile with it.
  4. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Don't worry about Raphael's Final Act, Hawke's theme clearly cut it off.
  5. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Great, now I'm wondering how much sarcasm Hawke will be able to muster when Orin inevitably gets (possibly) forced into transforming into the Slayer. "Ah, and here I was almost enjoying my day! A days never complete without someone warping into an abomination."
  6. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Boo is Boo. Just think of it like that and it'll all make sense. Forever.
  7. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Hah, someone finally said the thing.
  8. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Smh, just use Summon Greater Mothra.
  9. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Shart is truly living up to her name, I see.
  10. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    And there's always that fun bit, if I'm remembering right, he can just straight up send you to when you're supposed to die in the future and it's a wrap. I'm not gonna try to out lawyer him over technicalities in the death department.
  11. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Almost like dealing with a Justice possessed Anders again. Except the time bomb is a bit more literal here than Vengeance coming out.
  12. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    And that's why you don't accept random magical devices from the extra planar frog people. It's always nigh constantly going to kill you in some form or fashion. Never anything nice like summoning puppies or the like.
  13. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Incoming Scottish Not Quite Mr. Skeltal? Nah, most likely not. Much as I like the Oathbreaker Knight I'm not too sure Hawke can actually fall in the traditional Paladin way.
  14. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Funny, any magical being trying to offer him anything are going to run into a brick wall given most, if not all, will remind him of Desire Demons.
  15. Mr.Nobody

    The Once and Future Champion (Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon Age) (Complete)

    Ah, nice to see Hawke and Shart getting together, and at the very least talking before diving into anything.
  16. Mr.Nobody

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Well, I'll needing a bigger wizard hat but I guess?
  17. Mr.Nobody

    Shirou, Blade of Emiya

    In which Shirou projects a Divine belt upon learning his som/daughter is going to sacrifice themself once the Grail manifests to purge it with fire or some such. Or something, never finished Fate/ Stay Ring.
  18. Mr.Nobody

    Shirou, Blade of Emiya

    Oh boy. Wonder if Assassin is going to be a certain one armed wolf.
  19. Mr.Nobody

    Shirou, Blade of Emiya

    To be honest, as OP as our dear Shirou here will get, I absolutely prefer the way it's being written in comparison to the majority of the story being a literal character sheet that Gamer fics often end up as. Seriously, as much as seeing Number Go Up is, if I wanted nothing but that I'd go play...
  20. Mr.Nobody

    Shirou, Blade of Emiya

    Fortunately she couldn't become a Glock Saint as well.
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