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  1. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    So remember that ship of sun and Weiss? Let's go further. The ship of spite. Weiss and Adam. He's happy because it'll piss off Blake, it'll piss off her dad, and if he can keep the relationship stable he'll both turn the schnee bloodline into faunus but also put faunus in a position of power...
  2. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ren: I don't know what's surprising me more. That there's 12 movies in a series called super sugar sparkle princess monster massacre, or that literally every other movie in the series outside this one has at least 4 out of 5 stars. Yang: you're a natural redhead, why'd they make you wear a wig...
  3. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "Oh shit it's the girl who calls everyone racist."
  4. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby on a drug trip but nobody can find her drugs.
  5. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I mean the only thing that could maybe still happen is seeing the reactions of the rest of his friends and family. Maybe finally getting to bury their bodies....
  6. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    (Sorry for the double post I don't know how to add a reply to a edited post.) Jaune lasted until he got them home but that's it. He was focusing everything he had on getting them home. As soon as he realized he made it he passed on.
  7. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Just gave me the stupidest idea. The white fang have captured Blake! ....by trapping her in the middle of a circle of cucumbers.
  8. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    More like he's so damn stubborn that he used his semblance for 40 years to constantly boost his aura levels then used aura infusion to puppet around his own corpse.
  9. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Lone Arc

    A lot had changed in 40 years. It seems like such a understatement but it's one that Adrian cotta-arc couldn't help but muse on. It had been 40 years exactly when teams RWBY and JN_R had left on a secret mission. Nobody knows what they did but the Grimm population dropped considerably. Even...
  10. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...you know what would be hilarious? Just to fuck with everyone and keep the joke running Ren and Nora find neo or emerald and have them use illusions to make it so they look pregnant after sitting on a bed with Jaune and holding his hand.
  11. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    This innocence set reminded me of a dumb old meme that now I can't help but picture Jaune in. It was a knock-off batman villain. The Rizzler. He sends men stupidly hard puzzles and while they're busy figuring them out he steals their wives/daughters/girlfriends/mothers. "Riddle me this Ozpin...
  12. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Learn the birds and the bees the same way I did. Watching pornos with Grandpa at 2 in the morning when you're 7 years old.
  13. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    So I just thought of a way to combine five nights at Freddy's and RWBY that actually makes some amount of sense. So atlas is the most technological kingdom. They most likely made the aura transfer pod that amber is in. Penny is a robot capable of containing aura (yes she generates her own but...
  14. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A tarnished silver idea. When Ruby first activates her silver eye power she gets some Grimm stuff in her eye before it dissipates and it causes her eyes to go through a interesting mutation. Now instead of turning them to stone her silver eyes turn Grimm silver and put them under her control.
  15. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Since I've dropped some sad have a not sad. Valentines day is coming up and Nora is annoyed because Ren is completely ignoring all her signals and doesn't seem to have anything planned. So to distract herself from her love woes she decides to go with the rest of the beacon girls to a surprise...
  16. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Had this pop in my head. *Goodwitch walks into Ozpins office at night to check in before she goes to her room. She finds him obviously sloshed sitting in front of one of the open windows* Goodwitch: Sir? Ozpin: hello glynda. Goodwitch: sir why don't you come in it's a bit chill outside...
  17. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    And that's how pyrrha got arrested.
  18. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Hit em with the nick cage smack of God. https://youtu.be/TZexfGN9rAE?si=WsYXfQNVU4YrgZrF
  19. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ....what if Jaune got all star Superman'd? *Jaune in the infirmary oddly talking to goodwitch and not the nurse* Goodwitch: Mr.Arc I'm not sure how to approach this subject... Jaune: what my semblance? What's so hard about super strength. Goodwitch: That is the problem Mr.Arc. that ISN'T...
  20. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Ruby and Yang stare at the book in horror* Book: how to make the only male in your harem think it's actually his harem. Volume 1 of 3
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