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Dutch Marston and his son, Johnny Marston visit Beacon to rest as a mid point of a journey, causing Jaune and Johnny rekindle an old rivalry. Ovary explosions ensue.
Here's an idea i've had floating about my noggin':
Beac(n has a lot of staff that goes unnoticed, including its Armsmaster: Caroline 'Carol' Frees, Shop class teacher and Engineer. Technically she is a civilian but was recruited into Beacon when Ozpin took on her debt after she built an Assault...
I might develop this later, might not, working the service industry is anything but consistent
Whitley goes to Beacon one month after graduation on orders from his dad to check on Weiss. There he meets Ruby and its love at first sight.
So far so standard. But here's the kicker: je gets hit...
I had a similar idea, but comin from the opposite direction: Jaune does not inherit the large aura pool of the Arc bloodline, this makes it so all his attempts at being a hunter fail, making him turn to technology as a way to close the gap. It fails multiple times, even getting him laughed out...
Now hear me out: The reason Ren is so quiet? He has The Voice and can speak Dragontongue, and has the ghosts of various dragons coming to him often, explaining why he is always so done with everything
For the Arc clan:
every female member suffers from some degree of Saber-face, Isabel Arc being the exception and looking more like her father. Meaning Jaunne's gaggle of sisters look nearly identical but somehow the farmboy can tell them apart perfectly
Hear me out: Salem has fucked around enough that the Old Gods are coming down to reality to make sure she finds out.
In the broken remnants of Ozpin's tower, Cinder had naught to do but gloat. Ozpin lay in a growing pool of his own blood and the Invincible Girl was forced to grovel before her...
Another idea:
The timeline where everything went right.
Where Adam is just a faunus robin hood, leading the fight as an anti-slavery folk hero.
Cinder loses her fight against the maiden and she and her crew are captives of Ozpin.
Whitley finds love in Ruby, Weiss is baffled and weirded out...
So, what y'all be saying is that Pyrrha could be considered a cheat for creating invincibility frames whenever she wants?
edit: i mean in games, IN GAMES
Funnier would be if Eve sneaks into Vale and only Jaune and Blake recogonize her whe she isnt dressed up as an evil corporate lady.
Like, Eve with a flower pattern summer dress and braids is unrecogonizible to the point even Weiss thinks Blake is trying some crazy plan to get Jaune to break up...
An expansion on the Sun x Weiss:
Vale gets wrecked, Pyrrha is alive but crippled and half-burned to death, to get his mind off things Sun helps with the reconstruction...
Only to realise he has a talent for leadership
Cue Sun making good on his namesake and bumbling his way into becoming a...
expanding on the half-dragon Jaune idea:
Cardin is a third generation minotaur descendant (those gains are 100% natural, no drugs involved)
Yang discovers the Branwen clan has phoenix blood in them (thats why her hair catches fire when she's angry)
Ren has tengu blood and can manipulate the air...
Because the dichotomy between "fire, brimstone and suffering" Tiamat and "overly dotting grandma" Tiamat is fucking hilarious.
Also, DM always has final say, so if you want your lore-compliant Tiamat in this crack snippet collection, go right ahead and dont let me stop you
except DND is an RPG system and bullshit is a dime a dozen, so one ancient wizard being able to match and banish Tiamat is perfectly reasonable.
Especially when said wizard has the blessings if 2 major gods