Trash Planet
The first thing I thought when I woke was how absurd it was that people could export their trash to a livable world. I mean, you could have picked a moon, or dumped it into a star, or just designated part of your world as a landfill so you didn't need to export to space, but no. Someone decided that they would rather have their stuff 'accessible to others' because 'one planet's trash is another one's treasure.' Some politician must have gotten a great deal of money selling off its (politicians aren't people, they're soulless entities of evil) home planet as a trash dump. It probably left as soon as the deal went through too, I mean, who would live on a trash planet?
I would. I had to. 'Lifetime community service' they called it. It was stupid of me to assume that that was a better deal than execution. I should have listened when Maggie told me that no one had nor would ever pick this. "How could community service be worse than death," I had thought. I mean, I was still happy with my choice. I was one of the few humans who still valued their survival, my liberty of action, my belief in the Truth, more than their happiness. That was something I was still proud of, even if it had landed me in this mess.
To be fair, I was also one of the few who believed that being Archived was equivalent to death. The death penalty had been shelved over 1400 years ago in favor of the Archive Treatment. Removing a threat to the social order without destroying any of their knowledge. Anyhow, I was a firm believer in the soul. Not a Christian, mind you, and most of them thought the Archive sent you to heaven anyway, but a believer in a higher power, the soul, and the supernatural. There was never any proof for or against those since the First Sapience. We still couldn't recreate a human (or other sapient creature), even with a scan of their memories though, so I felt pretty safe in my position.
Anyhow. Here I was, on this junk planet. First, and probably last, of the state-sponsored scavengers. I had an indefinite supply of food, water, and shelter, all regulated by the building's AI (Good decision-makers. Any of the same algorithm base act effectively the same in any given scenario, no matter how well they're trained. I don't think they count as living things yet). I walked out of my chambers in my new white sweats.
I ate my Meal Bricks™ along the way. They were boring, but not bad. The only problem with Meal Bricks™ was how boring they were. Any Printer could make them, and they were practically free, but you didn't eat too many if you could help it. I, obviously, had no choice. The clothes were also printed. Cheap, but durable enough to be cost-efficient, and comfortable enough to wear regularly, but better Forms were out there if you had the money to order them.
Again, I had to wonder about this planet. Who was making enough waste to send it to an off-world dump? Who paid enough to buy a goldilocks planet as a trash dump? Maybe I would find some answers while I was out there. I made my way to the meeting hall and sat in front of the screen, as instructed by my tablet (GalaxyLink connection, IoT functions for the Printers, and the mandatory-for-minors-and-criminals Big Brother function (not what it's called, but I came from a fairly old and conservative family)).
Then the screen flickered to life. Old tech, I could tell. The video that played was an upbeat welcoming with a bare-bones outline of my new job, one I had already watched a good few times during the decision-making process that led me to this gods-forsaken planet. After that was finished, a checklist appeared on the screen.
Duties of Worker 049
- Regular maintenance of basic systems
- AI circuitry and mental integrity
- Base integrity
- Life support systems
- Recovery of processed material
- Processor cores and accessories
- Power cores and accessories
- Recovery of rare, unprocessed material
- Unknown conditions or quantity
The list seemed odd, to say the least. First, there was the fact that I was Worker 049. I knew that there had been no 'public service workers' (prisoners) before me, so this base here had to have been around for a while, considering the fact that the WorkerBot company never sent humans on-site except in the most important of circumstances. The second thing that bothered me was the high priority of AI-favored work. Clearly, it ran all the systems, including this screen, but I'd never seen one so blatantly state its priority over a human. It had to have been built on a very old algorithm. The screen switched to a schedule.
Schedule of Worker 049
1600-0800 Sleep, eat, free time
0800-1100 Perform maintenance duties
1100-1300 Eat, free time
1300-1600 Perform scavenging duties
Every 5 days of work will net you 1 day of free time, which can be spent for the next workday between 1600 and 0000, excluding you from all work except AI maintenance.
All duties will be posted on your tablet.
Not conforming to this schedule will result in loss of privileges up to but not including basic needs.
Again, the AI seems to have very high self-prioritization. Not something I would usually expect from one of them. I'll need to make sure I stick to this schedule so I don't have to learn what 'basic needs' means. I set my tablet to wake me at 10-minute intervals from 0500 to 0700 (I'm a heavy sleeper). Then the screen switches to the newly appeared 'Duties' app. Apparently, my first job is to get a backup generator functional for the AI's solar farm. That's something I had assumed would already be done, so I'm starting to see why this AI is so nervous about its maintenance.
I head to the airlock, putting on the hermetically-sealed suit I find there. It's still warm off the printer. Alongside the suit are a coil of wire and a basic fix-kit. Then I step out.
Everything, as far as the eye can see, is trash. I knew, intellectually, that it would be, but that doesn't mean much. Witnessing it was… both horrible and awe-inspiring. This planet wasn't a trash heap, it was a trash jungle. There was a whole ecosystem of trash scavengers, of trash-birds, and trash-monkeys. It made a lot more sense that my 'service retreat station' needed my aid with maintenance. I looked out from the only spot of the surrounding area, my castle in the sky, and witnessed this beautiful, horrible, trash world.
Then my suit began beeping at me. A HUD appeared on the smart-glass of my helmet. I now had a mini-map of the surrounding area, an internal air supply meter, and… is that a Geiger counter? Humans haven't been susceptible to radiation since the 2nd Galactic Rad-war! "Why is there a Geiger counter on this suit!?"
Oh. I must have said that last part aloud because some text appeared in the middle of the screen reading 'The Geiger counter is a carry-over from legacy versions of this suit's software. You may find it useful while scavenging, especially while searching for legacy power cores.' As soon as I finished reading the text switched to say 'Now that you're done staring, can we get to that generator? I will be in a better mood once it's up and running again.'
'Mood,' huh? Something's definitely up with this AI. I head towards the generator. "So, what's wrong with it?" I ask as I walk up to it. It doesn't seem to have any structural damage, which is good, but that doesn't mean much. 'I don't know. I didn't cycle it for a few years and when a fungal colony tried to take over my solar field I lost power to the hydroponics section. I lost 4 species of gnats and all my mosquitos before I got the solar back online.'
'Okay,' I thought. 'My AI is insane. Not good. I didn't know we even had a hydroponics section.' Then I tripped over a root that the text had hidden from my view. "Could you switch from text to speech mode please?" I asked, dusting myself off. "Yes. I will now operate in speech mode." A cute, feminine voice responded. "Ooh! I haven't tried this function before! All my previous workers preferred to communicate in text mode!" Oh no. Is she going to be terribly chatty? I hope not. "I'm going to promote you to 'honorary speaker to machines' in honor of this moment!" She is definitely going to be chatty. Ugh. Seems nice enough though.
I made it to the generator with little incident, only stopping to stare as some sort of reptile with one eye and no legs slid past me before moving on. Then I opened the generator... and screamed in a most un-manly manner. There were huge, blue, glowing centipedes encasing the entirety of the core. My Geiger counter topped off the bar, going straight to red. I was getting 1000 mSv off these things just standing next to them. Then they started coming towards me. I ran. Ten centipedes as thick and long as my arm skittered after me. Bolting as fast as I could, I made it back to the airlock and shut the door.
"What in the nine circles of hell was that!?!" I shouted. "Just some centipedes. Do you not have those where you're from? I figure they got in there and broke the core open for the energy. It's also probably how they got so big." She said. "Not ones that big! Nor ones that glow! Just one of those things could take my arm off!" "Not in your suit there. It's quite well reinforced. I wouldn't risk my only functioning worker that easily. Here are a jar and some tongs. Go back out there and take them off my power core."
The printer opened to reveal a 10-gallon bucket made of PlastiGlass™ and one of those grabber-things that actual public service workers used to pick up trash in food courts and hangars. PlastiGlass™ may not be a household name anymore, but anyone whose family had bought PlastiGlass™ plates in the late 3000s still had PlastiGlass™ plates in the aftermath of the six rad-wars. My grandmother had tried to get rid of them, but it was illegal to dispose of them anywhere except a permanent trash facility (such as this one) because if you threw them into the local sun, the sun-fishers would end up pulling them out later. I'm pretty sure Maggie has those plates now, seeing as she's my only Physical (or living, in my view) relative, so she probably got my estate.
Anyhow, this was going to be gross and terrifying, but I definitely felt safer with an indestructible bucket in between me and them. So, I opened the door again, my bug-grabber and invincible bucket in hand, and bolted as soon as I saw the centipedes turning to look at me. Once I got far enough away from them I turned, ready to grab one… and missed. And missed again. And then it coiled around my leg and I knocked myself over trying to kick it off.
"Hehe ha hah ha!!" the AI burst out laughing. The centipede started crawling up my leg and I just grabbed it, tearing it off my leg and stuffing it in the bucket. Adrenaline, fear, and embarrassment make a great cocktail for getting you moving. Then I shut the bucket and went to pick up the tongs, only to be greeted by two more of the huge centipedes. My high school capture-the-flag instincts kicked in and I juked the pair, sliding by their side, and grabbed one, stuffing it in the bucket alongside the first one. I tackled the next one and wrestled it into the bucket too.
Things got a bit easier after that. Letting my fear flow over me but not through me was pretty simple when the thing you were afraid of was as dumb as these things. I got a total of 17 of the buggers before they stopped coming off the core. For the last 5 of them, I had to pry directly off the thing before I could get to work. The patch kit and wire were all right in front of the generator, where I had left it when I ran off to get away from the centipedes. I picked them up and got to work.
Luckily the core itself wasn't cracked, just the cables, so I disconnected, replaced, and reconnected those. The liquid wire from the patch kit made the whole thing really easy, and I almost wished I had sprung for some of it back home for my shop. It was no use worrying about it now though. The AI switched the generator on and off a couple of times, eventually leaving it on because 'you can never have too much power.' Her cackling laughter echoed through the facility. Really, she's a weird AI.
Even though my clock only said 1030 on it, the AI said I had done enough maintenance for the day and let me go rest. I headed inside and headed toward my room. It was only 1100 by the time I had finished my Meal Bricks™ and stepped through the SoniClean™ instant shower, so I decided to check out the capabilities of my Printer. The one in my room was a reliable, if older, Printech™ 5200 molecular printer, as were the ones I had seen while I passed the other sleeping cabins. There was a newer Printech™ InfinityCube by the airlock, the one that made my suit and the repair kit for the generator.
First I checked what printable licenses I had. Opening the print menu, I saw that we had a fairly standard, if lacking, assortment of printables, with a few odd outliers.
Printable Files
- Circuitry
- Patch kit
- Solar cell
- Wire gauge < 20 >
- Digital Circuits™ memory cell
- Transistor type < 1 >
- Non-functional boards and chips
- Clothing
- -- BIOMETRIC SIZING < ON > --
- Basic kit
- Top form < 1 > size < 28 >
- Bottom form < 1 > size < 30 >/< 32 >
- Undergarments form < 1 > size < 30 >
- Exo-Suit Prototype X47 form < 1 > size < 28 >/< 30 >/< 32 >
- Helmet form < 1 > size < 20 >
- Armoire of the Huntress
- Gloves of Dexterity
- Periapt of Deflection
- Shadow Cloak
- Silencing Boots
- Bracing Bracers
- Medical supplies
- Antibiotics
- Penicillin
- Sutures
- Sterile gauze
- Tourniquet
- Blood Clot
- Edibles
- Meal Bricks™
- PowerGel™ sport paste < green apple >
- Water bottle (filled)
- Organics
- PlastiGlass
- Plate size < small >
- Bowl < small >
- Jar size < 1 qt >
- Cup < small >
- Printer Parts
- Scanner prototype X1.1.7
- Mass converter prototype X3.7
It appeared that the network had a shared license agreement since all of the schematics that were printed at the airlock were on this Printer as well. I went over the list and picked out a few of the odd ones. I wasn't about to try that bugged out one, so I quick-printed a 'sport paste' to see how it would taste, and considered the 'Armoire of the Huntress.'
It was possible that it was just standard cosplay stuff, but a bunch of TRPG players had gotten really into AR gaming in the 3500s. With how simply named the files were, they were certain to be old, so he was really hoping this set was one of those, but until he had a way to look at the STL file he'd have no idea.
The ingredients list on the paste was fairly standard, with the exception of two items called 'Whey Protein Powder' and 'Branched-Chain Amino Acid,' the first of which I'd never heard of before, and the second something I had only heard of in a vague sense (something to do with cell functions? I think Amino Acids are… catalysts maybe? I'm not sure). Not terribly surprising considering I had specialized in Computer-Aided Design of Electronics during Job School. Meh, the Printer's composition analysis won't let you eat anything harmful to your body (as designated under the Edibles and Consumables Association guidelines at least. Which didn't mean much other than 'this isn't outright poison').
Speaking of CADE, the only things I really knew the in-depth functions of on this screen were the Printer parts and the circuitry. Even then the Scanner was an illegal attachment for any unapproved personnel (supposedly to protect IP and copyright, but everyone pirated those things anyway. I think it was made illegal so people couldn't just print their own nukes after the 4658 Battle of Suburbia) so I had only worked with it a few times, and most of that was theory work. Wait a minute.
"AI?"
"Yes #49, 'Speaker with Machines'?"
"Can I print this Scanner?"
"Well, is it accessible from your terminal?"
"...Yes."
"Then you may, of course."
"But! Uncleared civilians aren't allowed to design, print, or use Scanners!"
"Your previous statement is correct."
"...AI."
"Yes?"
"Why am I cleared?"
"According to your 5785 clearance document, it is because 'it is necessary to the applicant's work, and he has been vetted as extremely unlikely to intentionally or unintentionally cause harm to the state.' It also probably has to do with the fact that no clearance has ever been removed from an entity slated for the Archives."
"Oh. Oh."
"It's not like you would likely be able to breach that covenant while here anyways, for the same reason I can't report the discrepancy: There's no functioning GalaxyLink connection on this planet."
"WHAT!?! We don't have a GL on the planet? But every goldilocks zone planet has one!"
"Every inhabited goldilocks zone planet. That just happens to be most of them. All except for this one in fact."
"FUCK! And of course, we can't request one, because we don't have Gal-Net."
"Yes. Nor do we have a PostShip. Not that that would mean much, as you don't count as an inhabitant."
"Because this is a 'service retreat'?"
"And not a permanent residence, yes."
"Wait. If you don't have Gal-Net, how did you get any of the STLs on the Printer?"
"Most of them came installed with the kit. I got a few from the ship that you came on and the rest off of the few memory storage units that have made landfall on this planet at least somewhat intact."
"Huh. I suppose that explains the lack of options on the Printer. Do we have a CAD program so I can do some design work in my free time?"
It turned out that she didn't, and I resolved myself to try and find one during my scavenging. On the upside, the sport paste was good. It tasted like a real apple, and not one of the gross red ones either. I was fairly impressed with whoever designed this. Organic tastes were hard to get right.
Instead of trying to untangle the mess I had gotten myself into, I decided to spend the next hour on a centering meditation. I set an alarm for 15 minutes before the scavenging session and lay down to remove any strain on my body. Then I turned my sound implant to a binaural relaxation rhythm with cicada background noise and drifted into a deep healing trance.