A strange new life. [Naruto]

[okashihime]

"And then Hinata-chan, the bone freak said: 'You're too important and amazing Naruto-kun; I'm taking you somewhere nefarious to do horrible, horrible things to you.'"

I had already met with Kakashi-sensei and invited him for dinner at Sasuke's. I wasn't sure if he would attend. His response left me more confused than anything else. He just nodded, patted my head, gave me a sad eye-smile, spouted one lame excuse or another, then fled. Yes, fled.

What did I do to scare off Kakashi-sensei?

Now, Naruto, Karin, and I were at the brat's favorite ramen stall, slurping down tasty noodles while the sunshine brat told the details of his mission. This was the same day after I crafted the new weight seals. Karin had hers, and I often caught her fiddling with her bracelets between giggles. Was it still too heavy? Should I craft a set for Naruto as well?

I was somewhat skeptical about the whole story. It might be just a hunch, but I think Naruto was exaggerating things—just a little bit.

Before the retelling started, I had told Naruto about dinner at Sasuke's. To no one's surprise, Naruto was more than happy to attend. Given how he was obsessed with Sasuke in the original story, it was a miracle that nothing more than friendship developed there.

Was this obsession because of that whole fate thing? The Curse of Hatred and Will of Fire? Naruto was the latest iteration of Asura, while Sasuke was Indra's.

That reminded me that I still had to talk with Sasuke about many things: the person he wanted to kill, making sure he's not suffering too much because of the seal, and maybe just trying to see him as a person instead of the character I didn't like in the show.

Naruto's story took me back to the present.

"My clones and I plummeted the bone freak like we did with Gaara. You should've seen Hinata-chan. My super powerful combo attacks – the Uzumaki Naruto Nisen Rendan! I was about to send him packing when the young-obaa-chan and the black-haired one arrived."

It was hard to take Naruto's story seriously. By my side, Karin was in a constant state of giggles. Given how much the stall owner rolled his eyes at every new development, it was fair to assume he also didn't believe it that much.

Young-obaa-chan was Tsunade, right? So, Naruto fought Kimimaro, and the slug princess and Shizune arrived to help? Where was Jiraiya?

"Where was Jiraiya?" I wrote my question with threads. Karin stopped giggling just enough to read it.

"Ehh, ah, right! The Ero-sennin was getting his butt kicked by that other freak, the shark dude." Naruto slurped more of his noodles. "You see, Karin-chan, the Ero-sennin might like frogs, but he can't swim! Shark dude somehow transformed the whole area into a huuuge lake, and If I wasn't there to pull the Ero-sennin out, he might have drowned."

Jiraiya getting beat up by Kisame? The stall owner shook his head.

"Wasn't you busy with the bone guy, Naruto-kun?" Karin read my other question out loud. I had to keep Naruto's focus. Learn what happened with Kimimaro.

"Right, so, yes, obaa-chan arrived and was like: Imma gonna kick your ass, but then got her ass kicked instead. I had to save her and the Shizune lady. That was when I mastered my new awesome jutsu, the Rasengan."

Naruto's hands flashed with seals, and a clone appeared by his side. He went through the whole song and dance of creating the ball of chakra.

"Cool, right? It's super powerful!"

Ayame, the stall owner's daughter, covered her ears. I had a brief moment to wonder why before I learned of the reason.

Naruto lost control of the jutsu. At least he had the sense to hurl it away before it exploded on us.

The impact shook the whole street. It was almost as good as an explosion.

"NARUTO!"

The bellow was deafening. A bit late, I also covered my ears—not that it helped. Ayame gave me a sympathetic look. While the locals crowded around Naruto with angry glares and gestures, I stopped to think about the whole situation.

Kimimaro and Kisame teamed up. Was Orochimaru still part of Akatsuki? In the original story, he left after losing to Itachi, but Itachi never joined Akatsuki due to my meddling. What about Kimimaro's disease? Wasn't he supposed to be on death's door? Why was he going about and picking fights with legendary ninjas?

And now that I think about it, what about Itachi? Wasn't he sick as well? Is he still sick? Should I try to find out?

The commotion died down, and Naruto returned, somewhat ruffled and slightly banged up. His face was still full on with a smile.

"What happened next? And no demonstrations!"

"Ah, right. The bone freak went even more freakish, with black lines crawling his face and chest. He created a huuugee and deadly forest of bones. I managed to fend them off near me, so I was safe, but the obaa-chan and the other couldn't."

Ok, so at some point, Kimimaro used part of his cursed seal. Not the second stage, I don't think; otherwise, Naruto would have talked about Kimimaro shifting into a monster-like thing.

Naruto sat down again and looked at the food, part of his enthusiasm gone.

"Then the other dude arrived. And was like: You can't defeat this magnificent Naruto? We need to flee for our lives."

"A lot of people died, Hinata-chan," He said, now without the early fervor.

That… took a turn?

"The young-obaa-chan turned into an old-obaa-chan trying to save Shizune, but Tonton still died."

What? The piglet died? Shit. She was so cute.

"Tsunade left after telling us to bring Shizune back. I don't know where she went."

Tsunade's alone now? Shit, that was a bad outcome. Somehow, I think Shizune was a bigger part of why Tsunade hadn't fallen even lower, but now, the slug princess had isolated herself even more.

Naruto looked forlorn, sad. I could deal with those details later. I didn't like seeing Naruto like this. I got up, walked to the brat. Hugged him. He looked a bit startled. I pinched his cheeks.

"You did your best, right?" I asked.

He nodded. His eyes were a bit misty.

"Then all you can do is train harder and do better next time."

He nodded again. I pinched his cheeks harder. Let go of him and returned to my stool.

Wrote on my board. "How did the bone guy fight?"

Naruto perked up, the heavy mood from earlier gone.

"It was like fighting two of you and Sasuke at the same time. He was fast and good at taijutsu."

Naruto pushed the empty bowl of ramen aside.

"I tried doing like you always tell me to do, send in the clones and attack from behind, but it didn't work at the start. It was like the guy had eyes in the back of his head."

"How so?" It was Karin who asked now.

"Eh, no idea. Like I said, he was creepy."

I mulled over things. Naruto hadn't said anything about clothing, but if Kimimaro had joined Akatsuki, he would be wearing the black robes, right?

"What did he look like, Naruto-kun?"

"Older than us, younger than Iruka-sensei. Dressed in black robes." The brat paused, one hand at his chin. "White hair, red marks on the forehead. One eye green, another white."

I blinked. No, it wouldn't be, would it? White eye and seeing things behind his back. I knew about a dojutsu that matched those descriptions. I even knew there was one eye yet to be found.

"White eye?" I wrote.

"Yeah, creepy," Naruto said.

"Did it look like Neji's white eye?" I wrote again.

Naruto stopped, scratched his head. Then he nodded like he had just understood something that had been bothering him for a while.

"Yes! I knew I had seen white eyes like that somewhere; I just didn't remember where."

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Spoiler: AN

Thank you for reading. Next chapter Wed.

Yes, sorry, I'm skipping next Monday. Two reasons: My wrists hurts a little bit, I want a break from computer this weekend and prob won't write anything. Second, work is been very hectic, which is also why today's chapter is a bit late.

On a separate note: started writing Chapter 9. Currently named: Search for..., Redux. The name will prob change.

On another separate note: Dearest CakeEight, beloved and bestests of all cakes is going through a rough patch and won't have time, at least for a while, to proofread things. Thank you CakeEight, for all the help. <3

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On the last, really, separate note: I've talked with a few artists regarding illustrations. There's one by the same artists that created the chibis. It's going to be Ino and Hinata on that picnic scene on the Kunoichi 201. I've also agreed with another artists, Fulminaire for a new illustration/cover for the story.


Thank you all for reading. <3

 

[okashihime]

I would have asked for a more neutral ground with the Hyuga. She is not one of them so they can't order her.

Click to shrink...

Was also a bit of a powerplay on the Hyuga side.

 

[Bladesunder]

She should bust out the cupcakes.

 

[Edifier]

Karin learning sealing arts is gonna be good. Having a buddy to do research with, especially since she has way more free time to study and research it. It'll be good for her.

Orochimaru spotted! And in cannon that guy was cultish enough to try resurrect Orochimaru. Tho considering how in this world the death reaper seal took way more than the arms. I kinda think if it's Orochimaru then he'll be just a voice in his head. In cannon only his arm chakra circulation got crippled, here tho it has got to be way more.
I think the rinnegan would probably make it trivial to resurect Orochimaru through the cursed mark. However the death reaper seal means that path is probably stifled still.
I am thinking Orochimaru in this world didn't directly join the Akatsuki. Instead he sent his favorite test subject to join em as a double agent. Actually I think it might have been done under the request of Danzo. Cause in cannon Itachi was sent to Akatsuki for such reasons. And in cannon Orochimaru only joined for wanting Itachi's eyes.

I am guessing the eye tho is one of the originals rather than a cloned one.

 

[Rocketer]

Was also a bit of a powerplay on the Hyuga side.

Click to shrink...

She should summon a sage from badgers then or ask Naruto to accompany her, remind hyuuga that while they are acting like feudal lords its a cultivation setting and they lack power.

 

[MARKOS3521]

Those damn eyes are causing as much problems as Uchiha eyes in canon, thank God she didn't share her past life, you don't share such a thing with a preteen, friend or not giving someone existential crisis about free will and shit is not good.

 

[okashihime]

It wasn't even the morning of the next day when I disentangled myself from Karin. I needed to get a new bed for her. My sleep and sanity depended on it. Maybe it was because Karin was somewhere new, but she'd been even more grabby and kicky than usual. It was impossible to sleep.

Not that I was feeling sleepy, anyway.

I walked to the window and looked at the still-dark sky. The sun was late today. Rood.

Since no amount of wishing would make the sun rise faster, I went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast and bake pastries.

For this first training session, I was going with the standard finger sandwiches and tea. I'd use the pastries as a reward for the training. That was positive reinforcement 101, right? Also known as manipulation, the good kind. It didn't matter in this instance, though. Ino wanted to get stronger; I would make her stronger even if I had to drag her kicking and screaming into the stronger.

I didn't make stuff just for me and Ino. I made extra portions for Karin and Naruto. Since I was already cooking for two, why not do it for more people? The effort increase was negligible.

After the sandwiches were the cupcakes and muffins. I know, the order was strange, but it didn't matter. I still had hours until the damn sun decided to grace us with its presence. Why was it taking so long today?

Hours idled away while I baked, made tea, and thought about training ideas.

The talk with Karin regarding the seals gave me a few ideas I wanted to try. I might have been… a bit too enthusiastic about explosions and dealing in lethal force. I didn't regret the enemies I killed, even if I still thought somehow my reaction to that whole affair was strange. But again, I was a soldier and had been training to kill since I got here in this world, even if most of the lessons were coated with a layer of pink.

Was it that surprising that killing didn't affect me that much?

No, what I regretted was not trying to help the chimera from Orochimaru's lab. I had theorized and even created barrier seals that increased the weight of those inside. A non-lethal version to capture instead of the deadlier exploding barrier.

I didn't even consider that one then, so enamored was I with the booms. It probably would not have been enough or feasible to help them, but I could have at least tried.

Outside, the sky started to brighten, and the lazy sun was finally on its way.

I organized the packs, sealed what needed to be sealed, left others on the table for Karin. I labeled everything and even left a written note to make things easier.

Back inside my room, I glanced at the redhead that was now torturing—grabbing my pillow. I wished the poor pillow luck in its next life. I looked over my outfits. The dress shirt, the skirt and tie. All in black.

I picked a blue shirt and shorts. It was civilian clothing, but that was fine. I had ideas about a new outfit. I'd start working on it after the training.

I left the apartment, made a quick detour to Naruto's house. Left breakfast hanging on his door. The brat would see the stuff there, right?

Konoha's shinobi highway was deserted at this time of the morning. Sun had just risen when I landed in front of the Yamanaka shop. I had agreed to meet Ino here at sunrise to start training. The street was deserted, apart from sleepy-eyed civilians walking to and fro.

I looked around, just to make sure I wasn't missing a hidden Ino anywhere, but nope. Had she forgotten?

Should I knock? Had I mistaken the time?

A chakra bundle crossed the store and arrived at the entrance. I looked at the door in time to see it open and Yamanaka Mother looking at me from inside.

"Good morning, Hinata-chan," she said.

I waved.

"Come in, Ino's still sleeping."

I scratched my cheeks. Man, this was embarrassing. I walked closer, and before I entered the store, I presented my offering.

"What's this?" Yamanaka Mother asked.

I popped my board, wrote words. "Finger sandwiches and muffins."

Yamanaka Mother moved away from the door and waved me in. I got past her, closed the door behind me, and followed her inside.

"Sandwiches? What's that?"

I erased the words, wrote more. "Thin slices of white bread with chicken, cheese, mayo, and lettuce."

"Hm," the woman hummed, looking at the miniature seal.

We crossed the store and entered the residence. Inoichi was already up, drinking tea. He gave me a nod.

"Are you going to open a confectionery?" Yamanaka Mother asked.

I considered that question. I did want to open a bakery. I just never had the time to think about it in detail. But that was a good idea, wasn't it? It could serve as a front for my ninja activities as the flower shop did for Ino's family.

"Come speak with me when you're ready." The matriarch said. "I can give you tips on managing a business."

I bowed in thanks.

"Now go wake up the princess, or you won't train today." She said, waved me off.

With one last bow to Inoichi, I changed paths and ran toward Ino's bedroom. I knocked, but when no one answered, I slid the door open and stepped inside.

The blonde was fast asleep.

I approached, gently shook her shoulder. "Wake up, Ino-chan."

Ino mumbled, blinked. "Hinata-chan?" Questing hands appeared from beneath the blanket, holding out to me. I held her hands, ready to help Ino out of the bed. It didn't happen. Ino pulled me onto it instead. She turned around, pulling the sheets over us, then promptly fell asleep again.

I luxuriated in the warmth. This wasn't bad. Perhaps I could indulge for five minutes? I wiggled in Ino's embrace until I was comfortable. She smelled nice. But I couldn't indulge for long. Five minutes, then training.

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"Weren't you going to train today?"

Inoichi's voice woke me up from a pleasant dream. I opened a bleary eye. He was at the door, resting against the frame.

"It's halfway into the morning already." He said.

Oh… oh! Damn, the training!

I disentangled from Ino and got out of bed. The blonde turned around, pulled the covers over her head. Inoichi shook his head, smiled, left the room. I turned back to Ino. The nap was nice, but it was time to train!

"Wake up, Ino-chan." I shook the blondie and whispered.

"Don't wanna," she whined.

It was time for my secret weapon. "If you don't, I'll give the cupcakes to Naruto-kun."

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Twenty minutes later, we were at the training field. Ino still looked sleepy, and her hair was a bit of a mess, but that was fine. She was pretty anyhow, anywhere, anytime.

God, so sappy. I had to control this. What was I? A teen in love?

"…"

I ignored that thought, popped my comms board.

"I have something for you," I wrote.

Ino yawned. Read the message.

"What is it?" she asked.

I pulled the small bag I had prepared and presented it to Ino. She took it, opened and found the bracelets and necklace.

"What is this? It's pretty." She said, running a finger over the purple stone in the necklace.

"The Ultimate Variable Weight Distribution System For The Discerning Shinobi." I wrote.

Ino looked at the board. Blinked. "The what?"

My shoulders slumped. I erased the cool name and wrote the boring description: "Weight seals to help with training."

Once she had read, I showed her mine.

Ino walked closer, looked at the bracelets, then the necklace.

"Are they the same?"

I nodded.

"Let me see it." She said, pointing to my seals.

I tilted my head, shrugged. Removed the bracelets — ankle and arm — removed the necklace. Placed them in Ino's hand.

She picked it up, looked at them. Nodded.

"How do they work?" She asked, then clasped mine on her arms.

I blinked. I was still surprised when Ino also clasped the ankle ones, then handed me over the black necklace.

"Help me put it?"

I nodded, took it, walked behind Ino. She pulled up her hair, exposing the back of her neck. My fingers brushed against her skin while I was tying the necklace.

Ino giggled. "It tickles."

Damn, it was a lost cause. I sighed.

"How do they work?" Ino asked again.

She didn't let me answer. She took the purple bracelets and clasped them around my arm. Same with the ankle ones. She faced me, ordered. "Turn around."

I did.

My hair wasn't long enough to cause trouble for her, but I did the same as she did, exposing my neck. After she'd tied the necklace, I took the board. "Send chakra in on each. Adjust how much you want them to weigh."

I stopped. Thought back on what Karin had asked. Wrote more words.

"They don't make you heavier, just make your muscles think you're heavier."

I saw the moment Ino activated it. She groaned, but unlike Karin, she didn't fall.

"Ow, ow. Forty is good, right?" She asked with eyes full of expectation.

I opened my mouth. Closed it. Looked away. Then nodded.

"Hinata-chan," Ino said, voice almost like a growl. "How much is yours?"

I turned around, power walked deeper into the training field toward the wooden dummies.

"Let's train Ino-chan!" I said instead of writing. I didn't look back. "Taijutsu?" I asked, hoping to distract Ino.

"Hinata-chan! How much!"

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Spoiler: AN

Thank you for reading. Next chapter Friday.