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A Winkle in Reality

Chapter 31. New
Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.


Hercule's chest rose and fell steadily as his small lungs drew in deep breaths of oxygen, funneling it to his recovering organs and muscles. I longed to run my fingers through his fur to soothe the last twitches and spasms, but the light pinkish energy surrounding the Elekid made me hold off. That would be a poor thank-you to the pair of Vaporeon who were putting in so much effort; their strange rubber-like skin wrinkled as they commanded the softly green glowing water to swirl around the affected areas, gradually fading the few remaining patches of discolored hair and skin.

Visibly, anyway. I tried to pay attention to the Aqua Ring the Water-types were demonstrating, but worry and exhaustion dulled my focus. I doubted Herc would be back on his feet easily, even with professional care, and I didn't even know if Siren could learn the healing move before she hopefully evolved one day.

So, I directed my efforts toward being there for my team while they were hurt, sitting in the middle of the semi-circle formed by them and their medical teams.

Suddenly, something hard and narrow smacked my shoulder, and I looked over to see the black-wrapped handle of my katana being offered to me. Glancing up the sword, past the golden rectangular guard and along the blade itself, I noticed Walter raising an expectant eyebrow. I nodded gratefully and took the weapon, laying it across my lap while carefully avoiding Siren's slumbering form as the veteran sat beside me, gazing at the Azumarill being tended to nearby.

"Thanks."

"Don't mention it. Seems to be more Haunter than Muk, given that it hasn't dissolved, so it should come out with some effort." I idly picked at the purple splotches on the metal he was referring to before shrugging. It was still sharp, or would be after I had the chance to give it some care, and that was really all that mattered. "And yar 'mon? They good?"

I nodded, a little uncertain, stroking Betty as she leaned into me more, soft snoring rattling my whole body.

"Yeah, for the most part. Siren's exhausted more than anything, and Betty's a tank. Whatever damage she took should be gone within a couple of days, and the poison soon after. Sol's got a couple of broken ribs, and the Haunter hit him with a nasty Lick on his leg, but the only lasting thing should be to his ego. A few days soaking in the sun and he'll be ignoring me in no time. Herc's the worst off." I sighed.

"He practically bathed in that Muk. His lungs are messed up, most of his skin needs to be regrown, and both his left arm and right leg are broken, somehow…" I trailed off. "He'll survive and should make a full recovery, but… yeah, I don't know."

"They'll be fine, lad. Have faith." He slapped me lightly on the back, and I grunted in appreciation. It was surprising how combat eased previous animosities. Walter was still a sociopathic fuckhead for the whole 'threatening to kill me' thing, and I wasn't going to forget it, but at the moment, it felt petty to be upset about it. Very uncharacteristically, I was willing to set it aside. "Cerulean has some of the best healers, and I'll make them pull out the Full Restores if necessary. We'll have them back on their feet within a couple of days, ya just watch."

"They seem to know their stuff, I'll give you that." I conceded, watching as multiple Clefable guided a pouting Sol through his own healing process. Over a dozen healers spread out across the clearing, tending to the rescued Pokémon: my team, the Houndoom and Golbat, who were surprisingly still alive, plus Walter's own Azumarill. Apparently, the one who had helped against the thieves was one of its children and had fought pretty recklessly. "And thanks. I imagine this isn't quite what-OW! Fuck! Watch it, would you!?"

I scowled at the Chansey who poked me right on top of my own shattered rib, making it jab into my lung in a way that did not feel good. Predictably, all I received in response was another poke and a warbling scolding as the egg-shaped Pokémon began fixing me.

Walter laughed, only to yelp when another Chansey poked him in the side, lifting his shirt to reveal a bloody groove carved into his skin. He shrugged at my questioning look. "One of them had a pretty slick Rock Throw variant. I didn't expect anything that sophisticated, so it caught me off guard. Then again," he glanced around the clearing with a frown, surveying the dozen thieves slowly being pulled from the small mountain-sized iceberg the Waterflower produced, "plenty of shit doesn't line up. Such as, why were there so many of them? Four, five, maybe six, I can understand. But fifteen? Sure, ten Pokémon from the Eevee line would sell well, but not well enough to justify that many splits. Nay, this stinks."

"You don't think this was about the Pokémon?" I asked, narrowing my eyes when he shook his head. "Then what? Do you make a habit of running after criminals by yourself?" Because if that was the case, it could have been a trap for the Admiral.

Walter opened his mouth to speak, but another voice interrupted him. "That is an excellent question, Mr… Winkle, is it? Please, Mr. Waterflower," I didn't need to look up to know that the shadow blocking the sunlight was Officer Jenny, her blue hair held back by her cap. Only the popo misused my name like that. "Do answer the question. Do you make a habit of not calling the proper authorities when a crime has been committed? Don't answer that," Jenny interjected, despite neither Walter nor I being about to say anything. "I already know the answer. You Clan members are all the same."

"Hey now, lass, we haven't done anything. The lad and I were just out for a walk, ya know, when we were jumped by these scallywags!" I couldn't quite read Jenny's feelings about Walter, as her face had been stuck in a mask of disdain since she laid eyes on him. However, in my professional opinion, Walter nailed his response.

Apparently, though, Jenny was a master of deduction – an undercover Sherlock Holmes. "Uh-huh, sure you were." Her slow tone was slightly insulting. "It's a complete coincidence that there was a theft at one of your breeders, which you checked yourself, and then within ten minutes, you're in a full-scale battle with the 16 criminals responsible."

That was a tough one. I wondered how Walter would expertly navigate around it.

"Yep." The old sailor nodded sagely, refusing to elaborate even when pressed by Jenny's incredulous look.

Seeing that she wouldn't get anywhere with him – or perhaps having gone through this routine before – Jenny turned to what she perceived as easier prey.

Foolish of her.

"Mr. Winkle, do you have anything to say?"

I hummed and tapped my chin thoughtfully. "... Your hair looks nice today."

"That's true," Walter jumped in. "It has a nice shine. Did you do something new? I'm sure my nieces would want to know."

"Really?" Jenny beamed, twirling a lock of hair around her finger. "Thank you! It's a new conditioner from Celadon. It's high-end stuff, and I wasn't sure if it was worth it, but I figured 'I'm only young once'-HEY! DON'T TRY AND DISTRACT ME!"

"We would never-"

"Come now, lass, that's unfair-"

"SILENCE!" Officer Jenny took a deep breath through her nose and visibly calmed herself. When she spoke again, annoyance and stress were clear in her voice. "Walter, work with me here! We don't have the time or wiggle room for your Clan nonsense, not with the League breathing down our necks already-"

"If the Blackthorn brat has anything to say," Walter interrupted, his tone turning cold and emotionless, as it had been when he almost cut my head off, "he can come say it himself. Until then, the Clan was robbed, and the Clan recovered said stolen items. End of story." I was surprised by his stubbornness. I'd have thought that the sisters' attitude toward doing Gym work and League matters would make them more amenable, but apparently not.

Jenny was about to continue, but Walter held up a hand to stop her. "I'll send you a debrief later."

Jenny hesitated for a moment before huffing. "You'd better, Walter; otherwise, you're going to explain the body yourself."

"Body?" I cut in. It was probably better to ask Walter later, but unless it was one of his, I had a good idea whose it might be.

"Yeah, a corpse," Jenny confirmed, narrowing her eyes at my interest. "Male, late twenties, hair that we think was shoulder-length and brown, wearing what was probably a lab coat. Ring any bells?"

Throwing Walter a quick glance, I decided to give the officer some information. "Hypothetically, in an alternate timeline that I definitely wasn't a part of, there is a chance that, maybe, perhaps-"

"Kid, just say it. I do not have time or patience for this." I huffed in disappointment; it would've been much funnier.

"Fine. The dumbass dumped his own Muk on top of himself and caved in the floor. OW!" I grunted as my ribs were judged serviceable and bandages tightened around them.

Jenny scribbled my words down on a notepad. "That would explain the melted lungs and third-degree toxicity burns over his whole body," she mumbled. Damn, rough way to go. I mean, it was 100% his own fault, but still. After finishing her notes, the officer looked down at me as my Chansey nurse worked on my palm, which was full of first-degree burns. "Thank you, Mr. Winkle. At least one of you was semi-cooperative. That being said, keep your nose clean. This is the second time in two weeks you've been involved in this sort of stuff." The bluenette pointed two fingers at her own eyes and then toward me. "We've got our eye on you."

With that, she walked away, leaving Walter and me alone, though the area was buzzing with people searching through the rubble for stray items. Pokéballs, even if all the Eevees had been recovered, or anything that would identify the thieves.

"Hope I didn't blow up your mysterious, ignorant vibe."

"Nah, ya're good. Better than ya getting blamed for it."

"Hmmm." I hummed. "Speaking of corpses, I kinda feel bad about that Muk. It never really got the chance to even form properly, much less attack."

"Huh? Oh, ya mean the freezing thing? Nah, it ain't dead." I was pretty shocked at that. I'd seen it get ripped into multiple ice cubes. The fuck did he mean it wasn't dead? "Muk and Grimer are semi-rare Pokémon for a reason, despite there being plenty of them. Grimer are bad enough, one wrong move and ya'll be needing a nurse, but Muk? Each one is a mini ecological disaster. Yar both lucky and not. Based on what ya told me, it was a youngin', recently evolved, most likely. A stronger one wouldn't have had so much trouble staying together, but then, a stronger one could've changed its pH value to something less acidic. This whole area," he gestured to the ruined cabin, "will need to be burned down and purified after we cart the pieces off to somewhere they won't bother anyone, or kill the land. They'll form into new Grimers much sooner than yar comfortable with, don't ya worry. As long as there's more than a handful of 'em left, they'll be back."

"Appreciate it, I think." I nodded, yet before I could continue, my pocket suddenly started vibrating furiously, a melodious ring tone filling the air. "Oh, hold on, that's me," I told Walter, getting a grunt in response as I whipped out my PokéDex, raising an eyebrow at the caller ID.

What fucking timing.

CLICK!

"Go for Peri."

A pair of hazel eyes glanced at me skittishly before focusing on the top right of the screen, a slight red hue creeping up the fair skin until it reached the spikey, unbearably trendy brown hair. An awkward pause began the conversation, and I waited for him to start. Gary looked like he was being forced to suck on a Citrus berry.

"... hey."

"Hey." If that's how he wanted to do it, then I was willing. I could guarantee that my threshold for painful and stilted conversation was higher than his.

"... been a bit."

"Yep." Despite supposedly not knowing the context, though I wasn't ever going to assume what the pirate cosplayer did or didn't know, Walter looked mightily amused.

Gary, on the other hand, had a developing tick under his eye.

"Really? This is how you want this shit to go?"

"How do I want what to go?" I'd almost forgotten how fucking easy pushing Gary's buttons was. A little bit of lighthearted, for me anyway, fun was exactly what I needed to cool down after the day I'd had.

"Fuck you, okay!" Like I said, so easy. Gary had zero chill. "Here I am, being the bigger man and shit, calling to fucking 'apologize' or whatever the fuck, and you're giving me fucking lip!"

"Apologize for what?" Come on, dude, say it.

The youngest Oak hesitated briefly; however, he took a deep breath and kept trucking. "Apologize for how the last time we saw each other went." Seeing my still blank face, he growled and messed up his hair in frustration. "I fucking tricked you, and it was a bitch move, okay!? I won't say sorry for training at the Lab, if anything, that only counteracted your Taurosshit advantage, but the rest… I'm sorry. Is that what you want to hear!? I'm sorry you agreed to an unfavorable match-up, I'm sorry I outsmarted you, and I'm sorry you're being such a pussy about it!"

I stared at the screen, Walter fully leaning over my shoulder to display his own disbelief. Through the microphone, I could hear skin slap against flesh and a quiet whisper say, "Gary, what the fuck?".

Looking more and more like a tomato as he backed himself into a verbal corner, Gary tried to salvage whatever the fuck our talk was supposed to be.

"That came out wrong. I'm… I'm not blaming you, even though it was your own fault, and I don't know why I have to take responsibility for not catering to your over-privileged ass… no, fuck!" His head vanished from the camera as he tilted it down and exhaled loudly. When he reappeared, I raised an eyebrow at the actual serious expression hidden under the embarrassment. "Peri, I'm sorry. I fucked you over, and I shouldn't have. I was angry, and I just wanted to get one over on you. It was a dick move. So… yeah, sorry."

I considered letting him stew; however, that was still better than I expected, which said a lot about how I saw Gary. I let a smirk curl my lip and shrugged. "It's fine, dude, I'm over it. I mean, you're right, it was a fucking bitch, dickhead, cowardly move, but whatever. I forgive you. I saw your sign to Cerulean, by the way."

Gary perked up at my words, a grin spreading across his face. "Oh yeah? Figured you might get a kick outta that. I bet the loser was sooo fucking angry, Mew I wish I could've seen it! Speaking of Cerulean, though," frowning, Gary looked at the edge of the screen like he could see past it, "was that fucking Walter Waterflower, the Admiral of Indigo!?"

Hiding my confusion at the 'Indigo' part, as I thought Walter was the Admiral of Cerulean, I acted nonchalantly. "Oh, yeah, that was Walter. Nothing exciting, just hanging out with him." I ignored Walter's very unimpressed glance. Fuck him, he should be flattered to be used as a bragging tool.

"What!? Why!? Doesn't the old fuck have better things to do!? Though having met the so-called 'Gym Leaders' in Cerulean, I suppose it's on trend for that Clan to be lazy fuck ups. Also, what's that behind you?"

"Oh, that?" I quickly stood up and moved away before Walter acted on his offended expression and took my PokéDex to have some words with Gary himself. "That's Walter's Wailord. Huge fucker, ain't he?"

As if he could sense the conversation about him, Wailord's enormous, yet surprisingly small and beady eyes turned to look in my direction. The same foghorn sound I'd heard when the attack on the cabin had begun erupted from the blowhole atop the massive Pokémon, causing everyone who wasn't ready to cry out and cover their ears.

Undoubtedly the largest Pokémon I'd ever encountered, Wailord measured over 50 feet long, surpassing Walter's brother's Gyarados. However, the truly impressive aspect was its sheer girth. Wailord was a stout creature, approximately a third as wide as it was long, with a mouth that could easily swallow groups of humans and Pokémon whole. The gigantic whale was primarily a deep sea blue, which I imagined served as excellent camouflage, though I dreaded to think about what a creature of that size might need to hide from. Its throat and underbelly featured a tan cream color with ridge-like patterns. Three pairs of fins, each longer than I was tall, ran down the enormous Water-type's body, culminating in a horizontal tail that was as broad as the League cabin I had helped tear down.

Scars marred its blubbery flesh, each one deep enough to rip lesser Pokémon in half; yet, they were barely visible on Wailord's bulk. Honestly, if I hadn't known about the hits it had taken and where they were, I wouldn't have noticed the marks left by the thieves.

Gary appeared just as amazed as I was. "Wow, that's a lot of Pokémon! How would you even fight something like that? Or feed it? Where does it poop?"

"All excellent questions," I replied, "but I'm kind of in the middle of something, so did you need anything other than to admit you're a cheap bastard?"

"Yeah, actually, I do." A more familiar expression appeared on his face. "Given your company, I'm guessing you're still in Cerulean, you Slowpoke?"

"I am."

"Well, you need to get to Vermillion. Fast, too. I've got a birthday present for you, and the day of is kind of the last call, so haul ass, will you?"

"My birthday?" I blinked in disbelief. "Gary, that's in like ten days! I'd have to run the whole way to Vermillion! I haven't even gotten the Cascade Badge yet, and I'd wanted to skip Surge for now!"

"I don't care how you do it: skip, fly, teleport, perambulate, cartwheel, or call Gramps for a ride. I just need you in Vermillion within ten days! I'll drive you back to those useless idiots afterward if necessary. You don't even have to get the Badge, although I don't understand why you wouldn't. The earlier you challenge Surge, the easier it is. That guy is nothing to worry about at a third level. I swear he was about to fall asleep during our match."

I wanted to keep arguing, both about why I preferred to tackle the Electric Gym later and to get more information on what we'd be doing in Vermillion. However, Gary ended our conversation before I could respond.

"Listen, it was good to talk to you, and thanks for not holding a grudge, but I've got to go. Just make it to Vermillion as fast as you can. I promise, it'll be worth it! Smell ya later!"

CLICK!

I was left staring at the Pokédex as the screen went dark, hearing a snort from behind me.

"What an entitled little brat, huh?"

"You have no idea," I mumbled in response, returning to my previous seating position.

"Want some advice?" Since he was polite enough to ask, I nodded. "Forget about taking the Gym challenge in a specific order; all it'll do is give you a headache. Just collect the Badges, and if you have time left over, most Gym Leaders will happily accept an eight-Badge challenge even if you've already earned the Badge." I sighed deeply but agreed nonetheless.

Once I learned that the Gyms changed based on how many Badges you held, and that the sixth to eighth ones were far more challenging, I had carefully picked out the Gyms I wanted to tackle last: Vermillion, because Surge was notorious for being particularly brutal; Saffron, as it was the only main Gym not tied to one of the Old Eight Clans after Sabrina and her parents personally removed the previous Clan; and finally, Viridian, both because it was required and it had a certain thematic significance.

Whatever. That was far from the smallest change I'd made to my plans.

"Guess I'll have to come back here, though." Walter scoffed and got up after one of the healer Trainers gave him a nod, reaching down to pull me up with him.

"Nah. You said ten days?" I grunted as I nodded. I started to return my Pokémon to their Pokéballs. "That's plenty of time. We'll get your Pokémon on their feet and get you that Badge. Afterwards, I'll personally take you just outside Vermillion. I have some business there anyway. You'll have plenty of time. Now, let's grab on; Slowking will take us back so we can get your team some actual beds."


"So let us get this straight-"

"-despite saying he'd take care of you-"

"-not only did he send you off on your own when the battle actually started, with no backup or supervision-"

"-he also tried to kill you, thinking you were some kind of spy!?"

"Yep." I nodded solemnly as the three Waterflower sisters looked concerned for me and absolutely furious at their great-uncle. Hey, if the guy didn't want me to spill most of the beans, he shouldn't have left as soon as we arrived at the Waterflowers' personal medbay.

It wasn't anything particularly fancy. It reminded me of the room in the Sevii PokéCenter, except it was much bigger and light blue instead of clinical white. A dozen beds were lined up on either side of the long hall, each with its end tables and a large tower of beeping machines. Chansey, Vaporeon, and Clefable waddled around between the laid-out Pokémon, pink and blue hues shining as they applied their healing techniques.

I really needed to steal one of them, I decided. Potions were nice, but the Cerulean Pokémon seemed to be able to heal a little deeper, for lack of a better word, than all but the top-shelf stuff. While effective for wounds and more superficial injuries, portable medicine drained the body's already available energy stores, leaving the recipient exhausted and far from combat-ready. Healing moves, on the other hand, converted the user's energy into healing and also cured most forms of exhaustion.

Daisy growled, glaring at the door Walter had vanished through. "I can't believe him! No, actually, it sounds very much in line with his usual garbage, but I thought he'd behave!"

"That's our mistake; we should've known better," Violet added, frowning.

"Though this is the second time you've suffered because we weren't thinking. We're so, so sorry, Peri." Lily, on the other hand, seemed more concerned about my well-being, fussing over my ribs and bandaged hand.

"Hey, it's my own fault. I insisted on going, knowing full well that I might get a little banged up. That's the price we pay for fighting the good fight, and all that…" I tried for something uplifting and protagonist-esque, but judging by their facial expressions, I didn't quite hit the mark.

"Cringe, bro-"

"-like, super cringe-"

"-yeah, not sure how you managed it, but that was even worse than your usual meathead attitude."

"Oh, I'm so sorry; I didn't know I was in such distinguished company." I mocked. "Probably because I didn't recognize you with shirts on."

"You spend more time shirtless than we do!" Daisy protested while Violet stuck her tongue out and Lily rolled her eyes at our antics. "At least we spend most of the day in the water; what's your excuse?"

"I'm sorry, have you seen all this?" I waved my good hand up and down my body. "Why would I need an excuse?"

"Lugia, your ego is so inflated-"

"-don't know how you expect to get a girlfriend like that."

I shrugged, enjoying the back and forth. Betty started to get impatient in her bed, half-heartedly snapping at a Chansey that got too close. The resulting tap to her snout stopped her long enough for me to get my fingers to the back of her neck and start massaging. Her exhaustion and light injuries weren't enough to make her sit still for long. "Your sister likes it."

"Somehow."

"Don't know what happened to her taste-"

"-but then again, it's not the first time we've been confused by Misty's priorities."

I frowned, taking the chance to bring up something I'd wanted to discuss with them since before we even met; now that I felt we had a good enough rapport, I hoped I would be taken seriously. "Speaking of, can you guys ease up on her?"

All three of them looked confused. "Uh, what do you mean?"

"Ease up on Misty, I mean." I continued. I was hesitant about sticking my nose into their family business, but whatever. "I know you guys have your dynamic, but it gets a little much sometimes."

Now they seemed offended. "Look, Peri, we appreciate you helping out-"

"-and we are genuinely sorry about the Gyarados thing-"

"-plus, you know, not battling you-"

"-but there are some things you need to stay out of-"

"-how Misty and we interact included. We understand that you're coming from a place of concern for her, so we'll let it go-"

"-but for real, dude, chill out."

I nodded in agreement to all their words. They made fair points, and they were completely justified in expressing them. However, it wouldn't make me stop.

"Like I said, I understand. But no, I'm not going to stop. I get that you're used to it," I quickened my speech, seeing them prepare to interrupt me. "I'm sure it doesn't seem that bad from your perspective. However, I've spent some time with Misty – not a ton, but enough to know that it honestly bothers her."

"Right, not like it bothers us when she hurls insults at us! Or runs around telling everybody that we're useless, cowardly sluts who just laze around all day!" Violet shot back, making another fair point.

Still, I felt I had a counter to help them understand just how much Misty had a problem with them and with Cerulean as a whole.

"Did you know that she didn't want us to know she was a Waterflower?" I asked, catching them off guard with the sudden change in topic. "In fact, she didn't even want us to come to Cerulean in the first place. Part of that was because she thought we'd treat her differently if we knew she was a former Gym Leader, but a lot of it was because of you guys and the clan in general."

I sighed, trying to decide how much to reveal. I didn't know everything, and some of what I did know came from observing their lives from a different dimension. I also didn't want to share anything that Misty wouldn't want me to. "I'll leave it at that and not say anything more, I promise. I just… having gotten to know you guys a bit better, I don't think you realize how alienated Misty feels. Maybe… it could be nice if you called her."

Silence fell over the healing area, interrupted only by a low, contented growl from Betty. Siren, apparently tired of not being appreciated, levitated over to us, briefly dipping in the air as she moved between the beds. Herc was still out, but I could see Sol making puppy eyes at us, stuck in his bed and unable to join the cuddling. Daisy seemed angry, her arms and slender legs crossed as she glared at the wall, while Violet imitated her, though she appeared more introspective. Lily was biting her lip and tapping her foot, actually considering the information I had presented.

Thankfully, before it could get any more awkward, the door swung open, and Walter swaggered back in. He stopped abruptly, confusion evident on his face as he saw the tense situation. When he'd left, we'd all been united in blaming him, and the sisters had been fussing over me.

"Uuuhhh," he mumbled, the most unsure I'd ever seen the veteran as he approached my bed slowly. "Everything okay?"

"Yeah, we're good," I spoke for the group. I wasn't going to explain, and I somehow doubted the girls wanted their uncle to also get on their case. "Did you get whatever you needed?"

Walter grunted in confirmation, reaching into his pocket and tossing me something flat that spun through the air like a frisbee. Catching the item, my eyebrows shot up as I examined the plastic case containing a small, sea-blue disk. "A TM?"

"Usually, ya'd get that after ya won the Badge," the senior Trainer explained, plopping down on Sol's bed despite the low growl from the Fire-Type. "But let's be honest, there's not much doubt ya'll win a second Badge challenge. So I figured I'd just give it to ya now. Oh, and I also picked a different one than the usual boring option."

Now he had my full attention. "A different one?"

"At a second Badge, we'd usually give you something like Water Pulse or Rain Dance if you're lucky," Lily said, glancing at her uncle skeptically. "Decent power, and a good starting point for most medium to easier advanced Water moves."

"Like I said, boring," Walter repeated, ignoring the glares he received in response. "That, though, will do yar Feebas a lot of good. Think of it as the first reward for helping me out back there." He glanced at his nieces and rolled his eyes at their glares. "And an apology, I suppose, if you have to be a bitch about it." The last part he mumbled under his breath before quickly continuing so nobody could call him out on it. "It's Scald. Good move, strong. Not as powerful as Hydro Pump, but not far behind. I figured the temperature trick was up yar alley. I saw ya trying to make yar water colder. Well, this will do the opposite."

Siren instantly woke up from her drifting, suddenly focused on the small disk in front of her, perhaps recognizing it as similar to the one that granted her the Ice Beam. Scratching her chin, I gave a grateful nod to Walter, images of boiling waves that would leave our opponents flailing and screaming flashing through my mind.

"Thank you, Walter. I mean it. And you too, of course," I smiled at the sisters, who returned my smile as the leftover tension from our previous conversation dissipated. "I… I understand that I'm not always the easiest person to be around, and we kind of got off to a rough start, but seriously, thank you."

"Awwww!" the sisters echoed in unison, with Lily reaching over to give me a brief squeeze around the shoulders. I allowed it for a moment but shook her off fairly quickly. I was getting better, but physical touch still wasn't my favorite thing in the world.

Turning back to Walter, I asked about something he'd mentioned.

"You said the first reward?" It may not have been the most polite question to ask right after thanking them, but my curiosity got the better of me.

"Right, that!" He leaned forward, looking me straight in the eye. "Well, for the other thing, ya'll have to wait until we get to a place outside of Vermillion. That Eevee farm is part-owned, ya see, and I need to speak with the other owner, so ya'll have to hold off on that. However, I know ya've been waiting for a Gym Battle for a while. Now, I don't want to take yar jobs," he assured Daisy, Violet, and Lily, who seemed ready to speak up, "but I know ya don't want to fight, and me and the lad are the same in that regard. It'll be a brutal slugging match, and it'll be great."

The Sensational Sisters looked at each other for a long moment, seemingly communicating telepathically, their faces revealing brief expressions. After a bit, they turned back to us and made their judgment.

"If that's what Peri wants, I guess it's fine. But no cameras. That would be humiliating."

Taking that as permission, Walter finished his pitch. "I can't promise I can keep it at a second Badge level. It's been decades since I've had to think about that kind of thing. But I can promise you it'll be a good, hard fight. There's no shame in saying no, either. Your team is injured. Smart money is on taking the easy way."

He was right. Even the healthiest of my Pokémon would need several days to recover before doing anything other than lying down, and even if they did recover in time, they'd likely end up injured all over again.

As such, there was really only one thing to say.

"You're on. Get ready to have your ass kicked, old man."

Any other time, Walter's grin would have been terrifying. Now, it just made my heart race and my blood boil.

"Hope ya can back that up."


Gary's back, ain't that fun. And Peri is gonna be fighting Walter instead of the sisters.

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Chapter 32. New
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A chapter of a little bonding and then the start of the battle against Walter.



"I see your fours and raise you… three fives! HA! What do you say about that!?"



"Sol?"

The loud snoring was the only response I received, with Sol smacking his jaws as he drooled all over the cards he had been using as a pillow. As I suspected, any lingering injuries that the healers couldn't treat had quickly faded after a couple of days of sunbathing. It would take some time before I considered Morning Sun a mastered move, but it was clear that the Growlithe had learned it. Now we just needed to ensure it was fast enough for combat. The ability to heal anything short of near-lethal damage with nothing but solar power was both cool and valuable; however, there was so much more we could achieve with it.

Interestingly, his regeneration had allowed the Fire-Type to outpace Betty's own healing, despite her having lesser wounds and greater constitution. This, predictably, annoyed the Dragon-Type, but she was easily placated in our current environment. Glancing to the side of the small circle formed by Sol, Herc, and me, I caught sight of the Titan Bagon scampering up the felled tree trunk leaning against one of the more secluded boulder targets behind Cerulean Gym. Her tongue stuck out in concentration as she used the timber like a balance beam.

Reaching the top, she posed for a moment, feeling a sense of rightful supremacy as she let out a roar that lightly shook some nearby leaves and went unnoticed by the Pokémon around the field. Huffing at the disrespect, Betty quickly shook it off and crouched down, wiggling her bottom in anticipation. Then, with a mighty leap, she soared into the sky, eyes closed in contentment…

…and crashed back to earth with a muffled thump!

It had been quite some time since I worried about her doing that, and once again, I was proven correct as she popped back up and ran back to her tree for another attempt.

Noticing that one of the players was kicking one of his legs while lost in dreamland, I decided to skip his turn. He hadn't shown much interest in the game to begin with. No one but Hercules had. It was incredible how quickly a five-person game had turned into a one-on-one.

"Alright, Herc, what do you have?"

The Electric-Type didn't spare me a glance, glaring at his cards with a focus I had come to expect from him during training, though it seemed a bit silly to see it while playing games. Still, at least he was directing that energy elsewhere while he was recovering. Bandages wrapped around his torso and right arm concealed tender bones and hairless patches as they regrew, even though the Elekid insisted he was fine.

I didn't believe the little maniac for a second, especially after I caught him shadow boxing in the middle of the night while wincing with each movement.

It didn't stop him from playing cards, though, I thought, frowning down at the four twos he had somehow been hiding. Conceding the round, I gathered the cards and reshuffled, wiping Sol's off in the grass to remove the saliva while the lazy beast continued to doze.

As I threw down a new hand, I paused when I noticed Herc staring off into the distance, looking down toward the lake where faint splashing could be heard. Rubbing his shoulder affectionately, I tried to console him, though I found his mood rather tedious.

"Calm down, bro. You'll get your bandages tomorrow, and we'll start easing back into it." He sulked in response, so I reminded him of our agreement. "Or you can be reckless and run off again. Your choice. Just remember, you won't get to fight in the Gym battle."

My threat seemed to work; our agreement meant a lot to him. I had struggled with whom to bring to the gym battle, especially since I wasn't sure how many Pokémon we'd be using. Siren was a given. She was the least injured and probably my strongest Pokémon, especially with her new move. Hercules would usually have been a shoo-in as well, but given that he was in the worst shape and had weak electricity, I hesitated. I still wasn't convinced that the deal we made after I caught him sneakily working out was a good idea. However, if he could refrain from training for five whole days and focus on resting and recuperating, I'd let him fight on the sixth.

It had clearly been rough for him, yet here we were on day four, and he had been good so far.

Herc's body deflated with a monstrous sigh as he reluctantly turned away from the nearby training session. I took a glance myself.

I arrived just in time to see Siren watching Walter's Seaking drill a hole through the large stone pillar they were practicing with, smoke wafting from the edges of the three-finger-thick hole. My Feebas concentrated, eyes closed, while her cheeks slowly filled up. It took a while, even though she learned it from a TM, but she managed it. A thick stream of water erupted from her mouth, twisting slightly as it shot through the air. A cloak of steam billowed behind the attack, the hot water evaporating the cooler droplets in its path. The Scald struck the stone tower with a solid thwack! and managed to create a decent dent, although it was nothing compared to Seaking's power.

I wasn't worried. The temperature aspect came the easiest to Siren, probably due to our efforts to cool down her Water Gun. Scald was essentially the same move, just reversed. The tricky part was generating enough power. Based on what I remembered from the games, Scald had about an 80-90 power level, while Water Gun was only about 30 or maybe 40. Building up that much water, propelling it, and then heating it was the most complex move we had attempted by far. I imagined it would take quite a while before Scald was anything close to mastered.

Ice Beam was as intense as or even stronger than Scald, but it was a more straightforward move – if Ice-type and therefore harder in that regard. Yet it still took over three years for us to make it serviceable.

Dragon Pulse would have to take a back seat again. I kept telling myself we would start training for it, but then something else always came up.

Not that I was complaining; it was my own choice, and it just meant we had better uses for our time.

If nothing else, Siren's Water Gun and Water Bullet had seen a noticeable increase in power. Nothing revolutionary, but Water Gun, Scald, and even moves like Hydro Pump were essentially just water at different speeds, with a few extra effects thrown in.

She also had the opportunity to scout Walter's team a bit in preparation for our battle. I didn't expect much since he would hopefully use something much weaker than the casually building-wrecking fish, and Siren couldn't make Seaking do anything it didn't want to do, but it was worth a shot. I wasn't quite sure how to prepare for Walter, so observing some Water-types seemed like the best course of action.

I'd trust her judgment on where to focus her efforts for now, and I planned to have Sol and Betty get involved alongside Hercules the following day. The plan to load Sol up with as many moves as possible before he evolved – just in case it worked like in the games – would continue. He was still learning Agility, and I hadn't decided whether his next move would be Fire Fang or if we should jump straight to Flamethrower.

Flamethrower might be the last one, as Betty could benefit from it as well. Thinking it over, I realized that it might be wise to put Dragon Claw aside for now, focusing on Siren's Dragon Pulse. It was a powerful move that Betty could use effectively—as a Bagon. While I didn't believe she was close to evolving, I did notice during one of our daily neck massages that her bone crest was slightly elongating. According to PokéNet, that was one of the early signs indicating her species was getting ready for the next stage.

Once she became a Shelgon, melee moves wouldn't see nearly as much use as they did when she was a Bagon. Normal Shelgon had trouble moving, never mind whateverfucking monstrosity Betty would turn into.

So, emphasizing ranged attacks for now seemed like a smart strategy, even if they wouldn't be as helpful to her fighting style until she evolved.

Herc was the simplest of the group. We started with general warm-ups, and once he was fully ready to go, I considered the Hammer Arm he had pulled off against the Houndoom.

That move was impressive.

The cabin fight had been rough, but we made it through stronger and tougher. Hopefully, we could take what we learned and apply it moving forward. A nudge from Hercules snapped me back to our game.

I looked down to see four Aces laid out neatly, making me throw my own cards in disgust.

"FUCK! You're cheating, I know it! You're lucky you're a mummy right now, or I'd kick your ass!"

He responded with an outstretched tongue, and I mumbled insults under my breath while shuffling.

"New game! This one is Texas Hold 'em Poker. You're going down this time."

I would forever deny that it was me who ripped up the cards when the little guy got a Royal Flush on his first hand.

"Alright, forget it – no more games!" I sulked while Herc posed in victory. Standing up, I put my fingers in my mouth and made a loud whistling sound, waving Betty and Siren over when they looked. I couldn't help but snort at the contrast between Siren's eager pace and Betty's despondent lumbering. I also took the chance to poke Sol in the ribs repeatedly until the Growlithe stopped pretending he didn't notice me.

"Alright," I began once they were all gathered in front of me. "I was going to leave this for later, but I might as well get it over with." Taking a seat again, I waited for them to do the same, letting out an 'ooph' that quickly turned into a wheeze when both Sol and Betty decided that sitting on me was the best choice. With Siren's not-so-gentle help, I herded them off, ignoring my now-soaked clothes, and continued.

"Right, well, thanks for that. Here I was about to praise you guys, and this is the gratitude I get. I see how it is." I crossed my arms dramatically, turning my head with a huff. I watched out of the corner of my eye for any of them to react to my words, but I was disappointed. Betty was poking Sol, who was slowly shuffling closer to me, Herc was picking at his bandages, and Siren was technically looking my way, although her glazed-over gaze suggested she was contemplating things beyond my mere human understanding.

Giving up, I decided to just get it over with quickly. They clearly weren't in the mood for long talks, and I wasn't going to force them. Four years of being around Pokémon and learning from Professor Oak had taught me that you have to work with them, even if it meant not doing something if they didn't want to.

"I'll keep it short, then. You all did well against the thieves in the cabin, despite how messy it got. Sol, you performed better against that Houndoom than I expected." I nodded to the Fire-type and rubbed his belly with one hand, allowing him to flop over onto my lap as he panted happily, while my other hand pulled Betty down beside me. "It was definitely stronger than you, but the lack of space allowed you to use your bulk to force it into a physical fight. Great job! The Haunter was a little trickier, but that's why you have me as your Trainer to guide you. You'd probably have handled it better with more range. All in all, fantastic work, buddy!"

After giving him some extra rubs and slipping him a couple of treats, I finally acknowledged Betty's increasingly insistent nudges for her own attention.

"Yeah, yeah, you too." She melted under my fingers with a content sigh, forcing me to push my weight against her as I tried to support hundreds of pounds of reptile. "Okay! Yes, you did well, too. You mostly followed orders and stayed close by. Honestly, you barely used lethal force, even though the situation was pretty dire. I was very, very impressed. You're growing up so fast it won't be long before you're ready for official battles." I wasn't sure if she was listening, but she certainly enjoyed the pampering.

"Herc, I don't have a lot to say to you." The Electric-type looked away with shame written across his face, but turned back to me when I kept poking him with my toes, since it was the only body part I could move. "This was your first serious fight with us, and you did fantastic." His eyes widened in disbelief as he pointed to himself, much like he did when I told him I wanted to catch him.

"Yeah, you. Is that so hard to believe? Sure, maybe you weren't the most effective against the Haunter, but that thing was immune to your punches. We'll ask around after the Gym battle for some tips on training your electricity, or we can stop in Vermilion if nothing else. Beyond that, you got hurt badly yet still got back up, learned a new move, and helped save the day. Absolutely awesome, bro."

Hercules seemed stunned by my words, but I noticed how his spine straightened just a little.

Good. The guy was a strange mix of confidence and insecurity. Anything I could do to tip the scales in favor of confidence was worth it, especially since it was simply true.

"And last but not least, come here, Princess." I waited for Siren to slowly float over to Sol and land gently on the lightly snoozing canine's chest. He didn't stir an inch under the added weight. "I know I don't have to say it anymore; we've been through this a few times now, but you did great, too. You're the best ranged fighter of us, so you stayed back and sniped. You were good at spotting openings and taking advantage of them. Really, all we need to do is get you faster and stronger so they stay down when you hit them." It was hard to tell, but I was pretty sure the slight upturn of her eyes was a sign of pleasure. "The only criticism is that you were a little slow to leave when I told you to, but I get that. We all have our issues to work through."

"Also, hitting people in the face with you is as effective as always." Knowing her for years allowed me to pick up on the embarrassment on her fishy face, much to my delight. She could be so disinterested that it was always a joy to make her crack a smile.

"But yeah, great job, everyone. The only one really worth complaining about is myself, but what else is new?" I appreciated the chorus of disagreement, yet I knew I was right. I did better than in Mt. Moon, at least. Unlike then, we actually completed the job, but I still had a lot of room for improvement.

My team deserved nothing less. I refused to work less hard for them than they did for me.

"Whatever, enough serious talk. I know I already mentioned this earlier, but take the rest of the day off to do what you want." None of them moved. Actually, that wasn't true; Hercules scooted over to my unoccupied side. He didn't lean against me like Betty did, but our arms brushing against each other seemed to be enough for the recent addition to our little group.

Siren's eyes briefly glided over to the Seaking that was watching us from the lake, then slid closed afterwards as my determined Feebas took a rare break and just relaxed with the rest of us.


It was funny. I was so keyed up for my fight against Brock that I could barely sit still. Now, standing outside the doors of Cerulean Gym, with a huge, goofy Dewgong smiling down at me, I felt much calmer. There was the anticipation before what I hoped would be one of my most intense battles in a legitimate setting, along with the increasingly familiar urges for violence that I'd started to associate with my Aura flaring up. There were only so many times this could happen before the pattern became obvious. But the distress and panic were absent.

It's hard to believe that it was just two weeks ago. It felt very different.

Probably because I knew the Gym was going to be empty, other than the Waterflowers. Daisy had insisted on that, claiming it was embarrassing for others to see their 'uncle' doing their jobs for them.

So, even though it was for a Badge, it didn't really feel like it as I walked through the automated doors and took in the empty foyer. Even the receptionist was gone, having been given the day off or something. It was a little eerie, passing through the barely lit underwater corridors with nothing but the sound of my footsteps. I could've let one of my teammates out, yet it felt more ceremonial to do it myself.

Besides, I wasn't a fucking pussy. I could handle it.

A red octopus with a cartoonishly puckered mouth, half-lidded eyes like it was high, and yellow spots on its head and tentacles swam out of a small cave in the rocky terrain at the bottom of the aquarium. It peered at me curiously. I tapped the transparent wall as I walked, smiling when the Octillery tapped back in the same rhythm, leading to a small game where I tried to throw the intelligent cephalopod off. I didn't have much success, yet it barely took any effort from the Pokémon to make me lose. Competing against eight arms was utterly unfair.

Waving goodbye to my momentary playmate, I left that hallway behind and stepped into the blinding light of the Gym arena. I mumbled curses under my breath at whoever decided it was cool to blind competitors before their match. I scanned the large hall for the people I was supposed to meet. Not spotting Walter, which was surprising since I had deliberately arrived a little late, I made my way down to where the sisters were sitting on the left side of the pool, idly kicking at the water and making small splashes.

"Hey," I greeted, receiving a choir of responses in return. Glancing around again, I still couldn't see the old man who was supposed to match me claw-to-claw. "Where's the old man?"

They groaned in unison. "He's being dramatic-"

"-you really lit a fire under his ass-"

"-which sucks. He's been unbearable for the last couple of days-"

"-so honestly, good luck bro, but win or lose, I just want you to get this over with."

I nodded a couple of times, amused by the idea of Walter acting like a kid over our match. I hadn't seen the guy since I accepted his challenge, so it was good to know that he was looking forward to it just as much as I was.

"Okay, but I was kind of trying to be dramatic myself with a cool walk down and everything, so should I go back outside until you call me?"

"Please don't," Lily begged. "We've got a show later today and need to fix whatever damage you meatheads do. So, we need you two to wrap this dick-measuring contest up, please. Just go take your place at the podium." She pointed over to the far end of the elongated basin.

I definitely didn't pout, and there were no cameras to say otherwise.

"But-"

"Peri, please."

"Fine." I slumped, dragging my feet over to the podium she mentioned. I was in a good mood, which I blamed for my childishness. Herc was more or less rested up, if still a little tender; the others were good. I was finally going to get the Cascade Badge and get out of Cerulean— no offense to the Waterflower Clan.

I don't know, I just felt like a silly guy that morning. Sue me.

Leaning against the front of the podium, I flicked the microphone a couple of times out of boredom; however, someone had enough foresight not to turn it on yet. Tapping the blue-painted wood rhythmically, the tiled walls soon echoed with my terrible drumming as I tried to amuse myself. Lily and Violet sat with their heads together, looking at the same type of device Walter had, while Daisy lay flat on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

It had only been a couple of minutes, yet I was losing my mind. I had come in all amped up, and the guy had no-showed me!? What a jerk. He was probably busy posing for the front cover of a trashy romance novel, cosplaying as a pirate or something-

Was the water boiling, or was it just me?

It wasn't just me. The calm, mirror-clear surface of the pool was being marred by rising bubbles. Turbulence disturbed the reflective top as an indistinct shape I hadn't noticed before wavered and flickered in and out of visibility while crawling upward. A black dot emerged, followed by the rest of a triangular pirate hat that was hiding Walter's long hair, his wet braids intertwining with his beard. His eyes were closed, and his arms were crossed over his bare chest; his only garment other than his hat was those ridiculous shorts.

I had to admit, he was ripped for an older guy. He could make most bodybuilders jealous.

As the bottom of his feet appeared, the Pokémon carrying him came into view. It was an immense light blue creature with a clear body, a bulbous upper half, two large red orbs on either side, and a smaller orb in the center. Huge eyes peered out from beneath the hat-like growth, black and opaque in a way that made me uncomfortable. Extending from its lower body were two blue, beak-like appendages, and all around the Tentacruel were countless grey tentacles, each as long as an Onix, hiding just beneath the surface to ensnare any unsuspecting prey.

The two thoughts running through my head upon seeing the Water/Poison-Type were:

1. That was way too much jellyfish in one place, and I didn't like it.

2. If it weren't for Walter standing on its back and the Tentacruel emerging from the water, I would have never known it was there. I vaguely remembered something about camouflage, but I didn't expect the damn thing to literally vanish at the waterline.

Cocking my head to the side, less impressed than I had been when Brock pulled off a similar trick, I decided to speak up before Walter could.

"How long were you down there? Also, Brock did it better."

Ignoring both my question and my criticism, Walter suddenly opened his eyes, swung his arm up to dramatically point at me, and stomped one foot forward. His mouth opened to start speaking, but he hesitated for a moment before stomping down on Tentacruel again with a slight frown. Slowly, a dozen grey tentacles pulled themselves out of the water unenthusiastically and waved limply around. Tentacruel continued to stare at me with a lifeless, shark-like gaze. Walter's eye twitched; however, he recovered and powered on.

"Challenger! Ya stand in the Cerulean Gym, before the Waterflower Clan, and think ya have what it takes to earn the Cascade Badge?! Impudence!"

"I thought you were trying to be all stoic and cool; what the fuck is this?" I asked, genuinely confused by the boisterous introduction. At my question, Walter lost his pose and shrugged, allowing his Water/Poison-type Pokémon to wrap him in its long appendages and lift him to his podium.

"Eh, ya gotta take your fun where ya can get it, lad. Life's serious enough as is; no need to add to it. Not that a moody brat like ya would understand that." He petted the tendrils before recalling Tentacruel into its Pokéball. I hid a sigh of relief. I hadn't seen the jellyfish Pokémon in action, but I hoped Walter would go a little easier than that. He had said it would be a hard fight, but there was a difference between challenging and impossible.

"Now," my opponent continued, clapping his hands and rubbing them together, "I thought long and hard about how to conduct this battle. There aren't a lot of ways to be fair about it, especially since ya're a weak little kiddie." He paused for a second, clearly expecting me to react, but I refused to play his game any longer. His casual attitude was a great counter to my prickly nature.

When I didn't crack, he shrugged again and continued as if it didn't matter.

Fucking bastard.

"First, I thought, 'maybe we'll do four of yars against one of mine at the same time,' but that sounded a little too far from normal Gym rules, and it would be over in a blink, so I scrapped that idea. Then I considered, 'Three-on-one could work if I used something weak so ya would have a chance.' In the end, I modified it a bit, so here are the actual rules!" I nodded in response to his expectant look, which made him tip his head back.

"This'll be a four-on-two battle! Four of yars against two of mine, no substitutions! That might not sound very fair, so I'll give ya a couple of goodies!" Reaching down to one of his belts, Walter grabbed a Pokéball and enlarged it with a click. Looking it over, I raised an eyebrow at the shiny exterior of the ball, which was uncharacteristic of the rest of his set.

The capture device cracked open against the tiles, and a round shape emerged from the resulting energy, revealing a Pokémon with stubby limbs and a long, jagged tail. As the red light dissipated, the blue and white color scheme of the Azumaril came into view. Waving a short arm at me, the future Fairy-Type began rapidly punching the air to warm up, its fingerless hands blurring with speed.

"Recognize him?" Walter asked. Taking a closer look, I realized I did indeed recognize the particular pattern of white bubble markings on the Pokémon's torso as belonging to the same Azumaril I had fought alongside against the thieves. "Figured ya might. The little guy felt grateful and a bit embarrassed about his performance. That Haunter did a number on him, and he wanted to show ya what he's actually got. He's stronger than yar team, but it should be doable, so I thought, 'what the Distortion' and let him do the honors. I'll be taking a backseat mostly and leaving the bulk of the fighting to him. So, that's the first thing I'll give ya."

I nodded again, mainly to keep my clenched teeth hidden. This was bad. Walter didn't know it, but that was about the worst possible pick he could have made for this match, apart from his own personal Azumaril, who had defeated that Muk.

The Water/Fairy-Type countered my entire team.

Betty was practically useless; even though it didn't officially have the undiscovered typing at the moment, Azumaril was supposedly immune to Dragon-Type energy. It might not work precisely like that; it would be hard to go for centuries without realizing that Fairy was a type when they shrugged off attacks like that. Still, it was a huge disadvantage, especially considering Azumaril almost certainly had an Ice move.

Sol was in trouble due to the Water typing; Siren would be competing with a stronger Pokémon at their own game. Hercules was my only potential contender, yet he was nearly a Fighting-Type through his lineage, and Fairy-type was super effective against Fighting-Type Pokémon. Plus, he was still in the worst shape health-wise.

Hard and brutal fight was right. I'd almost lost before we had even begun, and Walter still had a second Pokémon!

"The second thing I'll give ya," the standing Gym Leader interrupted my spiraling thoughts to clarify that very point, "is that my second Pokémon isn't actually mine. Well, neither is Azumaril, but he's at least the son of my own Azu. The last Pokémon wasn't going to be part of this, but she insisted when she heard. At best, she's as strong as one of yars, so you don't need to worry too much about holding back."

Okay, that was something. My mind raced through the possibilities, my eyes on Azumaril. Perhaps the other Pokémon was from the cabin fight.

The small Eevee, perhaps?

"Are the conditions acceptable to ya?"

Taking a deep breath, I pushed those thoughts from my mind and focused on the upcoming fight, letting the rhythm of my heartbeat and the warmth of my spreading aura fuel me. I would worry about everything else when the time came. As I felt everything come together, I nodded one last time, excitement rising within me. It had been a while since we had engaged in an official battle that promised to be interesting.

"They are."

"Then, when you're ready, send out yar first Pokémon. The girls will act as referees, once they get their feetsies out of the water!" The last part was almost yelled at the sisters, who complied as slowly as possible, with Daisy sticking her tongue out at her grand-uncle.

"Yeah, yeah. If you're both ready…" It was almost impressive how disinterested she sounded, but I noticed the focus in her eyes, especially since all five pairs of eyes in the room were suddenly directed at me. I also noticed Lily releasing a Starmie beside her, probably to prevent any rogue attacks.

Right. It was go time.

It felt awkward to throw the Poké Ball, causing it to hit one of the platforms and bounce back while simultaneously releasing the Pokémon into the water, but I managed. Siren materialized mid-air before dropping down into the pool with a splash!

If I wanted there to be any chance of the others doing something to Azumarill, I had to weaken him first, even if it meant my best choice would be my first Pokémon.

Still feigning boredom, Daisy lifted a hand into the air. After pausing for any last-minute interventions, she brought it down in a chopping motion.

"Then begin!"


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Chapter 33. New
Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.

I'm pretty happy with this chapter, even if it is another one with nothing but combat. It's also the second-to-last one in Cerulean, and thank fuck for that. Spend 10 chapters here, somehow. Damn you, Walter.



I wasted no time when I heard Daisy's signal. I needed every advantage if I wanted to secure a win.

"Keep your distance! Hang back and snipe it!"

Walter guffawed at my strategy. "That's how ya want to do this? If ya're sure! Match them!"

Siren was already on the move before I finished speaking. We hadn't known what Pokémon we would be facing, but the general tactic remained the same. Almost all of Walter's Pokémon had a physical advantage, so it was crucial to stay at range.

A Water Gun shot out of the pool with a spray, Siren barely peaking her head through the surface before attacking. The pressurized stream clashed with a return Water Gun from Azumarill. For a moment, the two attacks clashed in a watery beam struggle. Still, Azumarill overpowered Siren's attack, breaking it into droplets that scattered as the gush flew towards my Feebas. Fortunately, she was long gone by the time it arrived.

That pattern repeated for a while, with Siren darting around the arena, hardly slowing down to fire her attacks. While Azumarill could easily destroy Siren's jets, it was gratifying to know that she could hold her own for at least a moment.

That small victory was significant. The plan depended on it. Her opponent was always going to be stronger, but if she could be competitive enough, she might escape before taking a hit and strike from another angle. Attacking from below the water cost precious power, but surfacing first would give Azumarill too much warning.

We were never going to win the first round.

Instead, we would do everything to set up for the next ones.

Azumarill growled cutely as he missed another Water Gun, stomping his foot in frustration. As another splash rang out from behind, he opened his mouth wide, taking in a deep breath, his chest expanding further than seemed logical, almost inflating like a balloon. He sidestepped the latest Water Gun, closing his eyes, and snapped them open when he heard the noise again, swinging around with a monstrous exhale.

"SWITCH!"

A billowing cloud of sparkling white and blue exploded from Azumarill, the Icy Wind covering a good 50 feet in a conical shape. The water froze upon impact, and the choppy waves gleamed with frost, turning to ice mid-move. A glacial sheet drifted backwards due to momentum, with icicles raining from the air as vapor and drops flash-froze instantly.

This included four baseball-sized chunks of spherical ice that broke through the other side of the Icy Wind, heading straight for Azumarill.

Eyes widening, Azumarill pulled off a Neo-worthy dodge, bending back faster than anything he had demonstrated until then. To his credit, he avoided the first chunk of frozen water, letting it scrape across his belly. However, the second and third pieces hit him in the stomach and abdomen, causing him to straighten up from the impact and smack his forehead into the fourth chunk, shattering it immediately.

I suppressed my victory cheers as the secret part Fairy-Type stumbled back a couple of steps, almost tripping over the edge of the platform while he shook off the dizziness. It wasn't anything serious – just some blood trickling down from his forehead – but we had landed the first clean hit.

Well, somewhat at least, I thought, watching as Siren used her new ability to heat her water moves to slowly melt the ice that had trapped her. It hadn't done any real damage, thankfully, and as I watched her shake off the cold and circle steadily, she didn't seem particularly exhausted, either.

That was the benefit of all those hours spent spamming attacks without having to levitate. Water Ember wasn't great yet, but it was better than Water Gun for that.

"HA! That was good, lad! Ya lured him into a sense of security and took advantage of it. Not bad, not bad at all!" Walter grinned wider than I'd ever seen him do, which made me tense. I doubted he would go easy on me.

I was right.

"Seems I'll have to step in. Azumarill, enough of this game. Range isn't our thing anyway. Get in the water and hunt her down."

Despite knowing it was coming, it still fucking sucked when Azumarill smirked and dove into the pool. It felt like the beginning of the end.

But maybe we could get one more hit in on the way out.

"Siren, stay away from it! Escape plan A!"

"Hoh!?" Walter beamed again. Battling really brought the old guy to life. "Ya've got numbered plans!? Come on, show us what ya've got!"

Water erupted from the pool, the surface churning and undulating as the two Water-Types sped through the liquid, barely more than dark shapes with streaks behind them. Both Walter and I watched from above, unable to contribute much. Any orders would slow our Pokémon down enough for the other to catch up or escape. Perhaps Azumarill had the experience to split its efforts like that, yet it was struggling to keep up as it was. He was clearly stronger and better trained than Siren, but her practice with levitation and sheer body shape made her a missile in the water. Based on our battle and Walter's words, Azumarill was a close-quarters specialist, likely with Huge Power as its ability.

It wasn't trained for high-speed underwater chases. Neither was Siren, to be fair, but what she did know translated a lot better.

Unfortunately, I wasn't the only one to notice.

"Turn it up a notch! Aqua Jet!"

I gritted my teeth; it wasn't unexpected. I had seen Azumarill use it before. It just really sucked.

It was hard to make out with the way the imagery blurred through the liquid, but I think I saw water being pulled in tightly around Azumarill as he slowed down for a moment, swirling around aggressively. Then, it exploded out from his feet, a geyser of water erupting above as he shot forward, cavitation bubbles forming and collapsing behind him. Where before he had been 15-20% slower than Siren, he was now easily the same amount faster, quickly erasing the extra lead she had gotten and closing in even more.

"Siren, evade!"

I wasn't sure if she could hear me or just had the same idea, but she started dodging around to the best of her abilities, swerving left, right, up, and down to try and shake her tail – to no avail. Azumarill stayed locked onto her like he was heat-seeking, taking wider turns due to his speed, but never losing ground. Closing in quickly, there were soon only 10 feet between them. Both Pokémon had their eyes narrowed to near slits, wholly focused on going faster as they got closer and closer to the walls.

Or, at least Azumarill was; Siren's cheeks were bloating.

"Siren, now!"

My heart leapt into my throat when she didn't respond for over a second – her time was running out incredibly quickly. Yet, with Azumarill three feet behind her and the edge of the pool five feet in front, she turned her face downwards and unleashed one of the strongest Water Guns I had ever seen from her. Using the Jet, the Feebas added a lot of upward force to her momentum, sending her tumbling head-over-tail through the water before hitting the upper part of the enclosure.

Azumarill, on the other hand, didn't have time to react before he swam headfirst straight into the wall at incredible speed.

SPLUSH!

A waterfall shot upwards, almost as high as Siren herself, as Azumarill slammed into the wall, creating a large indent and spiderweb-like cracks that marred the surface. The turbulence obscured the precise events, but there was no doubt that we had him.

"YES! THAT'S IT, PRINCESS!" I screamed up at Siren while she shook off the impact and gazed down at the cloud of debris and foam.

That was the fulcrum of the 'plan' I had developed. Use the fact that Walter Waterflower, veteran and Water-Type Master, wasn't going to take us very seriously to get in as many low blows and cheap shots as possible before he started actually trying.

"OOOOOH, THE FEINT! NICE, LAD, NICE!"

I swore Walter was happier for Siren than I was.

"But ya've got to think about the follow-through!"

My eyes widened as a shadow darted out of the obscurity towards Siren. The Feebas didn't have the benefit of seeing it. One second, she was scanning for any movement.

Next, a shining white fist hit her in the torso. Bubbles leaked out of her mouth as it gaped open wide, her lungs emptying while her chest and bones compressed.

Then she was off, launched upwards at terrifying speed, breaking through the surface and continuing up so swiftly that water still clung to her form when gravity finally took hold and slowed her to a stop near the ceiling.

"SIREN!"

Even if she had been capable of speech, she wouldn't have said anything, her mouth still gasping breathlessly as she tumbled down.

"Mega Punch again."

A low boom rang out as another figure emerged from the pool, Azumarill rising amidst the flood of water he pulled with him. As he moved closer, his right hand drew back and began glowing with Normal-Type energy once more. Regaining just enough of her senses to see what was about to happen, Siren gathered as much power as she could and unleashed her best attempt at a Scald, propelling herself upward with the force.

With a cry, Azumarill launched his Mega Punch, striking the steaming surge. The Normal-Type attack sliced through the near-boiling liquid like a knife through butter, sending Azumarill soaring upwards like a Magikarp in a waterfall. Popping out right beside her as the imitation Scald faded, he swung the Mega Punch straight into Siren's ribs.

CLAP!

I barely caught a glimpse of the blur as my Pokémon shot past me, bounced off the tiled floor hard enough to crack it, and smashed into the wall behind me. Turning around, I stared in disbelief as Siren slowly peeled herself off the crater and dropped to the floor with blank eyes.

She was unconscious.

Two moves. Two fucking hits. That was all it took. Technically, the first one was more of a setup than anything.

"That was impressive! 'Plan A,' I'm guessing, using our own power against us!" Walter clapped, while my eye twitched. He actually sounded genuine. "Ya've prepared well! First the ice thing, now this. But this isn't first blood; the fight doesn't end when someone lands a blow. Ya either hit them again immediately, or ya get ready for a response! There'll be time enough for praise and celebration after the fight."

"Do you have to be so fucking condescending?" I mumbled under my breath, recalling Siren's limp form and clutching her PokéBall tightly when it didn't even shake. She was completely out cold.

"I'm being serious!"

"That makes it worse," I said, turning back around to look at him.

"Yeah, I know." He shrugged unrepentantly as Azumarill finally landed. The Water/Fairy-Type was panting a fair amount, one eye blinking rapidly from the drops of blood leaking from a small cut caused by the frozen Water Bullet and a larger wound above it from smashing into the wall. "As I said, yar last meeting wasn't Azumarill's finest. Poison-types affect his line for some reason; don't ask me why."

Because he's a Fairy-Type, but he didn't know that.

As the chunky, rabbit-like Pokémon looked at me with both annoyance and a hint of respect, I noticed that he had covered his right hand, the Mega Punch hand, with a layer of ice.

Did he get burned?

Siren had definitely left her mark, more than I had expected, but I felt that Azumarill was going to try harder from then on.

Our grace period of being underestimated was over. At least in terms of smarts.

"Feebas is unable to battle and has been withdrawn! The score is one-zero in favor of the Gym Leader! However, the referee would like to remind the TEMPORARY Gym Leader to watch his strength and not use inappropriate force!" Daisy announced from the sidelines, all three sisters glaring at their grand-uncle, who simply ignored them.

"Sooo, who's going to be next!?" Walter asked impatiently, practically bouncing with anticipation. I hadn't seen him during the cabin battle, but it was truly a sight to see the change he underwent during the battle.

I understood; my blood was boiling as well, and seeing Azumarill's blood was a little more exciting than it should have been.

Still, good question. Who would be next?

It didn't take long for me to make a choice, and Walter raised an eyebrow at my decision.

"Ya better not start underestimating us just because yar fish put on a better show than expected," he said as Betty materialized with a loud screech on one of the larger platforms.

"Don't worry, we're not," I reassured him, sending a smirk across the watery battlefield. "It's okay if you're scared, though. We won't mind if you just hurl Ice moves at us from all the way over there."

"Hahahaha!" Walter tilted his head back and let out a deep belly laugh. "Ya're not that slick, kid; I see right through ya!" I sucked on my teeth while he calmed down. It was worth a shot. "But if that's how ya want to do it, then fuck it. It wouldn't be sporting otherwise." I raised an eyebrow as Azumarill bent his knees and leaped with a grunt, clearing the distance to land on the other side of the 40-foot piece of stone, held up by pontoons and attached to the floor by chains.

Oh? Well, it would be far from me to protest if he wanted to take the bait voluntarily. I had thought about using Sol, as I doubted the battle would be decided in the current round anyway, but I decided against it. Both Betty and Sol were at a disadvantage type-wise, and one could argue that Betty was worse off because of the added Ice moves and immunity to Dragon-Type energy.

Yet, I had faith that she would make it everyone's damn problem before she went down. Siren had matched Azumarill's. Now, I just needed Betty to mirror its power.

"Betty!" I called, waiting for the Dragon-type to look back at me. "Break him." The giant, toothy grin I received in response would normally have worried me, and it still did to some extent, but I had faith that Azumarill could take it.

"Ya heard the lad, Azumarill. We'll have ourselves a slugfest!"

"The second match of the battle is about to begin. Trainers, are you ready?" This time, it was Lily who spoke, the redhead now standing up and actually looking at the fight she was refereeing. Behind her, Daisy and Violet leaned against each other, making hand gestures while their voices drifted too far away to make out.

"Ready." I wasn't going to complain about better oversight, though. While I was sure we'd be fine, no judge is better than a half-assed one, in my opinion. At least then you didn't start relying on unreliable shit.

"Ready!" Walter called out in response, and Azumarill readied himself.

The two Pokémon sized each other up for a moment, a heavy tension blanketing the hall as we waited for someone to make the opening move. Predictably, it was Betty who flinched first. A high-pitched roar erupted from her throat, shards of stone shattering outwards as the nearly 400-pound Dragon-type charged forth with a heavy stomp. Lowering her head for a Headbutt, she barreled straight across the platform toward her opponent.

But it never landed. Betty screeched in pain as a fist buried itself in her ribs, Azumarill stepping aside to dodge the obvious attack. Leaping backward to avoid her snapping jaws, the Water-type landed another blow on Betty's right shoulder.

Despite being only half her size – more likely because of it – that set the tone for how the battle was going to go. Every attack, whether a Bite or a wildly swung Brick Break, was narrowly dodged and brutally punished. Betty hurled herself at her opponent, every limb flailing for a hit, but she was simply outmatched. Azumarill didn't even bother with actual moves, repeatedly hammering his digitless hand into Betty's rough hide, leaving bruises and numbness in its wake.

I tried to help, calling out for more Headbutts and fewer Brick Breaks, but there was only so much I could do while we couldn't land a hit. Pretending to go for another Fighting move, Betty stumbled at the last second and brought her skull crashing down. Once again, her larger size worked against her; the distance she needed to cover was great enough that Azumarill had plenty of time for a vicious uppercut. Stumbling back, Betty swayed like she was drunk for a moment, recovering but visibly dazed.

Soon, my Bagon began to slow down, each swipe and leap coming a little more sluggishly than the last. Her eyes blinked rapidly, and a limp formed on her right side as she favored her left arm. Instead of her usual unrelenting aggression, Betty began shying away from certain attacks, abandoning moves when she could see they wouldn't land early. It tugged at my heartstrings to see my fierce baby actually flinch when a blow whipped past her cheek, a little squeak escaping her involuntarily as she desperately tried to create some distance.

Sensing weakness like a Sharpedo smelling blood in the water, Azumarill pressed his advantage. Instead of just countering, he went on the offensive, following Betty around as she tried to create space. Punches came faster and more confidently, whatever caution Siren had instilled in the aquatic rodent fading as his lead grew. One of Betty's pale molars caught the light as it spun through the air, accompanied by a spray of red liquid as a nasty jab knocked it straight out of the Bagon's lower jaw. Azumarill's white patterned skin became increasingly stained with crimson when he landed a punch in Betty's gut, causing air, spit, and blood to splatter out of her mouth.

Looking across the pool, I saw Walter watching with a smile and crossed arms, wiggling his eyebrows when he caught my gaze. I narrowed my eyes; it was impossible to tell how much the bastard knew. I had to assume he saw right through everything I did and thought it would be more entertaining to keep it to himself. He had barely given any commands, allowing his Pokémon to fight independently.

The same could be said for me, but I didn't have many options. Siren had been underwater, and saying anything while Betty was in the thick of it could distract her or let Azumarill catch on to our strategy.

I just had to have faith.

A weak and desperate Bite was narrowly avoided as Azumarill leaned back, his zigzagging tail lashing out behind one of her ankles, and yoinking. She swung her arms in a frantic attempt to parry the incoming attack while falling forwards. However, her arms were swept aside by Azumarill's right hand, and his left came in for a massive hook aimed at the side of her head-

-exactly as she wanted. Her faux scared expression vanished, replaced with a grin. Adding her weight to the fall, Azumarill had no time to react as the bony protrusion atop Betty's head struck him right in the center of his forehead, almost directly between the two marks Siren had left. Azumarill's brain rattled inside his skull as he collapsed to the floor. Betty proudly perched on top of him, one large foot planted firmly on his chest as blood trickled from her mouth and stained her front. She radiated satisfaction that her ploy had worked.

People underestimated Behemoth's intelligence. Sure, she couldn't solve a puzzle – mostly because she would eat the pieces – but there were few who could figure out how to fuck someone up quite like her.

Noticing her chest expand, I instantly knew what she was about to do and clicked my tongue in disappointment. It felt like a waste of our best opportunity, but there might still be something salvageable.

"STOMP!"

Azumarill had just begun to struggle from his pinned position when the weight on his chest suddenly lifted. If he had been fresh, I imagined he might have successfully sprung back to his feet.

Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for us, Azumarill was growing steadily weaker, even beating Betty's ass. As a result, he was a fraction too slow when the huge, two-toed foot came crashing back down.

STOMP!

Spittle flew from Azumarill's mouth as his lungs were pressed flat. The entire platform jolted with the movement, briefly sinking half a foot beneath the surface before being forced back up by the flotation devices, waves cresting over every side simultaneously.

STOMP!

Blood mixed with spit, Behemoth's leg becoming coated in her prey's fluids, much to her delight. The stomps weren't the actual Normal-Type move, but that didn't matter when something so heavy was stepping on you repeatedly. More water flooded the platform, only to be blown clear by the weak shockwave created with each step.

STOMP!

"Aqua Jet! Get her off!" Walter apparently felt the need to step in, similar to how he had at the end of Siren's bout. The thin layer of liquid quivered, moving sluggishly at Azumarill's command, crawling over his injured form and starting to swirl-

"NOW BETTY! DRAGON BREATH!"

-before instantly turning to steam. The half-formed Aqua Jet evaporated in the face of Betty's wrath. With a howling hiss, a focused cone of greenish-blue flame poured from Betty's mouth and crashed over Azumarill's prone form, spilling out over the rest of the platform in great plumes of smoke. The stone wobbled and wavered under the intense heat, torn and melted apart in equal measure, erased from existence under the sheer power. That was the last I saw of the two as the steam quickly engulfed them, the perpetual glow of the Dragon Breath shining through the smokescreen.

"AZUMARILL! GET OUT!"

A faint movement inside the cloud was followed by a pained roar as something large slid out of the steam, stubby arms barely managing to grasp the edge before she fell over. I called out her name in concern, seeing her chest lift and fall unevenly, the right side covered in a thin layer of frost, as she paused for a moment, swaying and wheezing in a way I didn't like when she finally got up.

The steam drifted upwards, clinging to the overhead windows as moisture fell like light rain. First appearing as a blurry shadow, Azumarill then became more distinct, struggling to get to his feet. One hand pressed to his chest, he took slow, shallow breaths, accompanied by a rasp similar to Betty's as broken ribs pressed against his lungs. His blue skin had a strange wrinkled texture, with a light pink hue shining through as the Aqua Rabbit Pokémon grimaced with every slight movement. Once the Water/Fairy-type rose from his kneeling position, I saw water pushing its way through a small hole at the bottom of the eight-foot-wide, half-melted crater.

Azumarill might have escaped the damage from the Dragon-type energy itself, but much like Siren's Scald, he could do nothing against the heat.

There is a difference between being resistant to fire and being boiled alive. I hadn't thought about that difference before, but after Siren had used it, it seemed like a clever use of Dragon Breath, especially since Betty had started preparing it before I could stop her.

"That was a beaut of a Dragon Breath! It's a shame, though. Ya wouldn't know this: Azumarill are extremely resistant to Dragon energy. Don't know why, but it's a thing," Walter said. Despite his lesson, he looked relieved to see Azumarill – well, not fine, but not actively dying either.

I did, in fact, know that. In reality, I probably knew more about it than Walter did.

But Betty didn't. Well, she did now, after Walter said it, but I hadn't told her. I hadn't expected to face a Fairy-Type as strong as Azumarill yet and hadn't figured out a way of subliminally letting Betty know to avoid Dragon Breath.

Thoughts for later, though. First, we had to finish the battle.

"Ya know, I've gotta thank ya for this battle," Walter began. "I never knew Azumarill was this dumb. He keeps falling for it every time. Gets it from his dad, I guess." The aforementioned Pokémon tried to spin around to look at Walter, but hissed as he pulled on his burns. Instead, he flipped his arm behind him in what I presumed was an offensive gesture.

I took the brief interlude to examine Betty, biting my lip as I did so. The Ice move I suspected was an Ice Punch had cracked a couple of her right-side ribs, if not broken them, and she still had a limp on the same side. Her left shoulder was bruised, and most of her lower face was covered in blood, with a dazed expression in her gaze as her eyes lost and regained focus.

Yet, I wasn't sure I'd ever seen her as excited. A deep, primal joy surged through her despite the concussion, and even as crimson life dripped down her lips, she kept grinning wildly.

Sometimes I forgot that this was where Betty thrived. Her happy place was amidst blood and carnage, both her own and her prey's.

"Betty," I called out, noticing her twitch but refusing to look away from the staring match with Azumarill. "I'm not going to recall you. Not yet." I wanted to, very much so. Well, I wanted to jump in myself and show Azumarill what happened when you messed with my team. But I often kept her from fighting. It would be wrong to take this from her now. "But you only have a couple more hits in you before I do. Make them count." I wouldn't let her continue fighting until she lost consciousness. I was confident that wouldn't happen before she was near death, but I believed she could handle a few more blows.

Perhaps better than Azumarill could, based on the way Betty moved in first, advancing closer to the center of the platform and her enemy.

"Alright then. No more holding back, Azumarill! Ice and Mega Punches, take it out!" I wondered if Walter had always been prepared to get serious once Azumarill took enough damage or if he'd been overconfident, not anticipating that it would come to this. Though he said he'd mostly just be observing rather than giving orders, things might not have gone quite as he expected.

I hoped so.

It didn't matter. We were going to win this battle. There was no other outcome I could accept.

"Uh, guys? Maybe that's enough?" I vaguely noticed that Lily's voice was faint, but paid it no mind. I was completely focused.

"It's concussed and weak on the left side! Headbutt!"

"Come on, Azumarill, are ya really going to go down to just two!? What would yar father say!?"

That was all the incentive the Pokémon needed to rush back in, his squeaky cry matching Betty's. They met in the middle of the worn platform, standing ankle-deep in water. Betty lowered her calcium head-plate, while Azumarill mirrored her stance, his right arm glowing with Normal-Type energy, a Mega Punch flickering with exhaustion. Their attacks collided in the center of the field, creating a blast wave that erupted from the impact, sending water splashing to the sides and leaving a clear moment before more rushed in.

Betty suffered the worst from the exchange; Azumarill's strength was still greater despite his injuries. The Bagon slid backwards from the force but managed to keep her balance enough to react to her opponent's ensuing charge. Azumarill blocked her head smash with his arms, only to cry out when Betty used her close position to open her enormous maw and bite down on his forearm. I worried she might actually bite it off, given the size difference, but thankfully, she twisted her neck and body to lift Azumarill off the ground and swing him overhead.

He crashed down onto the stone floor in a spray of water. Proving once again why he was mowing through my team, even with my trickery, the Water-Type barely stopped moving before lunging out with his other hand to grab Betty's leg, pulling it out from under her and forcing her to release him from her jaws. With them both on their backs, Azumarill quickly rolled over onto the much larger reptile.

Their roles reversed, it was now Azumarill's turn to hammer an ice-covered fist down into Betty's chest with a resounding clap!

THUD!

My Dragon-Type folded almost in half, her whole body shaking. It was the second super-effective attack she had endured, on top of Azumarill's monstrous punches.

Most Pokémon would have been down a long time ago.

But Betty wasn't most Pokémon. Even as Azumarill pulled back for a second, she forced herself back up; his light weight was not enough to hold her down or prevent her from smashing her forehead against his once more. Unfortunately, that was all she had left. She fell back again, unable to capitalize on the small window before Azumarill recovered and pounded another Ice Punch down towards her-

-hitting nothing but rock as the Ice-Type energy exploded outwards, leaving the slightly submerged platform halfway covered in ice. The red beam of her PokéBall recalled my Pokémon. The ball shook slightly but settled much quicker than usual. I knew she would have preferred to battle until she literally couldn't anymore, but I had been quite gracious in how much I allowed her to get beaten, and I guess she was reciprocating by not being as much of a brat as usual.

I was sure it would last for all of 5 fucking hours. Being a Trainer was like being a parent, sometimes.

Panting heavily, Azumarill stayed down on one knee, his fist pressed against the stone. Pushing against the rock, he tried to stand but stumbled and needed to steady himself. It happened again before; finally, Azumarill managed to stay on his feet, bloodied and bruised, chest inflating unevenly, with most of his body covered in burns.

Yet he stood.

A loud whistle from Walter pulled my attention from the impressive fighter.

"Fuck me." Rather than the light condescension he had spoken with throughout the battle or the casual nonchalance I had come to associate with him, the Master genuinely sounded impressed. "When I said ya should be able to handle it, I was mostly lying, to be honest. I thought I'd have to tell Azumarill to tone it down. Yet, ya're not just hanging in there; ya're actually winning!" A new grin formed on his face. Where the earlier one had reflected honest joy at seeing a battle, this one reminded me of Betty's, in a very unsettling way. Competitive.

Hungry.

"Uncle, I really don't think-" Lily tried again, both Daisy and Violet on their feet and looking worried, but she was cut off by Walter's raised hand.

"Silence. If ya can't handle it, then leave. We don't need ya anymore." He didn't even look at her, staring straight across the pool at me. "This is between me and the lad now. We're not stopping until someone can't go anymore, or he says so."

And then, four pairs of blue eyes stared at me. I knew the smart choice. Not only was there little need to put either my Pokémon or Azumarill through further risk, but we also had a Gym battle against Surge coming up soon. It wouldn't be terrible to avoid getting beaten to a pulp.

It would also disappoint the sisters if I didn't stop, and despite our rocky start, the Waterflowers had grown on me.

"Like I'd ever back down from a crusty fuck like you. Take your beating like a man."

Unfortunately, I could barely hear them over the sound of blood rushing in my veins, the rhythm of my heart pounding through my whole body. I was too far from the edge to see my reflection, but I had no doubt it matched Walter's expression.

We weren't done yet.

"That's a good lad," Walter praised, while Azumarill regained some of its energy and stood straight, ready to continue. "I doubt we can win this, but I'll do my best from here on out to make it to yar fourth P'mon." If anything, he only smiled wider when Hercules appeared from his PokéBall.

"Prepare yarself."


I hope this gives a good idea of how both Siren and Betty fights, as well as how they're progressing.

Next time, we'll se if Hercules can close it out, or if Sol needs to step in and mop up.

Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoyed. If you REALLY liked it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.
 
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Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.

Sorry about the double post last week, but hey, now you get two this week.

Finishing off the battle with Walter and then saying goodbye as we depart Cerulean.



The previous two times one of my Pokémon had been standing across from Azumarill, ready to throw down, there had been a slight pause before things kicked off. A moment for both Trainers and Pokémon to take it in and think up a preliminary strategy, and for the Referee to signal the official start of the battle.

That was not the case in the third round.

Lily was still looking unsure about the whole thing and seemed more likely to call it off than start it, when Walter decided to jump the gun.

"Azumarill, get in the water! Aqua Ring!"

My eyes widened alongside the sisters. All three of them were on their feet and yelling within seconds.

"HEY, WE DIDN'T SAY START!"

"UNCLE, YOU CAN'T-"

"WHAT THE FUCK-"

I tuned them out, knowing that I had to act quickly as the blue rabbit Pokémon jumped backwards. If Azumarill had the chance to heal up, he'd sweep the rest of my team without issue.

"Herc, Quick Attack! Don't let it dive!"

A white Aura surrounded the Electric-Type as he launched off, legs blurring at the edges with how fast they were moving. He seemed to fly across the stone platform, kicking up a spray of water and foam in his wake. I'd been worried about sending him out, almost picking Sol, even though that would've been a risky decision. While Herc's bones and muscles had healed, there were still several large patches of fur that were proving stubborn and refusing to grow back correctly. The most noticeable was an elongated stripe on his left cheek and a large, almost star-shaped splotch on his left pectoral, where the hair was not just coming back slowly; it was coming back an extremely pale blonde, nearly pure white. The Waterflower healers had informed me that the Muk's poison had damaged the hair follicles' ability to produce melanin. It would return to its original length within a few weeks, but the discoloration was permanent without specialized treatment.

So yeah, I was hesitant.

But Azumarill was also significantly weakened from the previous battles, and that was evident even as he tried to escape. He was forced to bounce multiple times, too exhausted to make it in one leap, allowing Hercules to catch up swiftly.

"Thunder Fist!" The Elekid pulled back a hand as he closed in on his opponent, sparks starting to leap from his fist. He still couldn't maintain the physical buff from Quick Attack while executing another move, but the residual effect was enough to keep him in front of Azumarill.

Or so I thought.

"Now, Azumarill! Give them a taste of their own medicine with a Mega Punch!"

I gaped as my trick was used against me, Azumarill sliding to a halt and redirecting his momentum much faster than I thought he was still capable of. Hercules reacted better than I, trying to stop himself, but there was only so much he could do before he found himself lifted from the ground by the fist buried beneath his ribs.

For a brief moment, I thought I could see the imprint of Azumarill's fist emerge on Herc's back as he was lifted off the ground, the force of the attack combined with his own momentum threatening to send him flying – if he hadn't been a fucking champ and grabbed onto the arm himself. Even then, they went sliding several feet.

Grinning maniacally, I resigned myself to another endurance battle and issued what might be my last command of the match.

"Thunder Shock! Don't let go!"

"Shake the bugger off, Azumarill, get in the fucking water! Aqua Jet!"

Leaping backwards, Azumarill let out a shrill scream mid-air as Herc whirred aggressively and lit up with yellow electricity, a coating almost like that of Quick Attack covering his form and branching to his opponent, electrocuting the Water-Type. With gritted teeth, Azumarill latched out with another blow, with no moves to augment it, as the Thunder Shock kept him from focusing. The various injuries compounded, giving Hercules just enough time to let the punch slip under his armpit, brushing his short fur on the way past. Clamping down, my Elekid caught Azumarill's second arm as well, pinning it tightly against his body.

Then they hit the surface of the pool with a large splash! and a cascade of water. The turbulence might've made it difficult to make out where they were, but Herc's Thunder Shock lit up their surroundings like a star, tiny arcs of lightning jumping across the waves. While Hercules wasn't strong enough to seriously affect that volume of liquid – not with his weak electric reserves – it definitely didn't help Azumarill.

The yellow, fuzzy orb began moving, swinging erratically from side to side as the part Fairy-type attempted to shake the Electric-type off. The more it jostled, the faster it picked up speed, soon zooming around in laps at a decent pace. Azumarill even leapt into the air like a dolphin, before crashing back down into the water halfway across the pool.

I wasn't sure what had happened in the depths. Still, I'd never forget the sight of Hercules somehow managing to maneuver onto Azumarill's back, clinging to the amphibious rodent's neck as if his life depended on it. His eyes were squeezed shut tightly, and he let out a constant droning whir as his electricity concentrated around the dual prongs on his head.

As Azumarill skimmed the surface, trying to use the force of the water to throw Hercules off, Walter took the opportunity to give some commands without the liquid interfering with the sound. I didn't believe for a second that the old man didn't have some kind of trick – like Brock's stomping – that would allow him to make his commands heard if he wanted.

"Aqua Jet, ya stubborn fuck! The lad's gonna whip us at this rate!"

There was really nothing I could do in response. As long as they were in the pool, clinging to his opponent was Herc's only option that didn't involve trying to out-swim a Water-Type. So as the water began swirling around Azumarill in a slow, choppy, and erratic manner, all I could do was pray.

The underwater duo sped up significantly, though not to the same extent as Azumarill had against Siren. Being able to use any move, especially a fairly complex one like Aqua Jet, under the circumstances – with his injuries and an Electric-type on his back trying to fry him – was impressive. Azumarill must have had a lot of training with the move or possessed a truly notable natural talent for it.

Probably both.

The corkscrewing liquid tore and pulled at Hercules, yet my little physical beast held strong. Azumarill's movements weren't predictable; they seemed to be spontaneous, filled with twists and turns. However, there was an overall cyclical motion that began to affect the pool. At first, slowly, and then increasingly, all the water started spinning around and around. With the growing speed of the phenomenon, the center of the spiral began to sink as an artificial whirlpool formed rapidly, all without any Pokémon using a move. Finding the current, Azumarill surfed along it, allowing it to assist in speeding up even more.

But it still wasn't enough to dislodge Hercules, and soon, not even the accidental whirlpool could stop Azumarill from slowing down. The illumination of the Thunder Shock was dimming as well, but I had faith.

"Slam it into the walls, Azumarill!" Walter shouted, rolling his eyes when nothing happened. Closing his eyes, he concentrated while I watched him like a Pidgeot, eager to see how he would execute his plan.

There!

It was faint, barely noticeable, but for just a moment, the water pooling on the tiles beneath our feet from the crashing waves seemed to vibrate. The tremors traveled through the crevices and droplets before crawling into the pool itself.

Sure enough, a second later, Azumarill changed course, moving toward the center of the whirlpool. His circles became tighter and tighter as he picked up speed. Then, when the two Pokémon looked like a nearly solid circle of yellow lightning, they suddenly shot to the side like a torpedo.

THUD!

The spray of water that shot up as they impacted the wall was much smaller than it had been when Siren tricked Azumarill into crashing, but it didn't need to be overly powerful. It was impossible to tell which bubbles were which, but I knew that some of the bubbles welling up to the surface and popping came from Hercules' lungs.

The shining glow of the Thunder Shock flickered and failed for a moment before weakly reigniting.

It wasn't about inflicting damage; Azumarill would tire himself out before that happened. It was about drowning Hercules, knocking the breath out of him again and again until he had no choice but to let go.

Once more, there was nothing I could do as Azumarill dragged Hercules along for the ride and made for the other side. Rather than using the waning whirlpool – now that there was no current to fuel it – Azumarill took a wide swing and used the very edge for a slight boost as the yellow glow flickered once again.

Both of them were on their last legs.

Thud!

The surface barely wavered at the latest smack against the wall, the tiles hardly cracking under the force. And yet, it was enough that the Thunder Shock became so tiny and pathetic, I wasn't sure it wasn't just Herc's fur color playing tricks on my eyes.

Agonizingly slowly, at a pace that would be mocked by glaciers, the barely noticeable submerged forms began drifting towards the closest wall. It was a useless attempt. At that speed, I doubted either of them would notice, even Azumaril with his injuries.

It also didn't matter. Before they'd even made it halfway, they slowed even more and came to a stop in the middle of the pool. Both Walter and I waited with bated breath as our Pokémon's buoyancy brought them upwards.

There was no doubt that one of them was unconscious.

It was just a matter of who.

Hercules the Elekid broke through the surface with a massive gasp of air, heaving for breath so desperately he forgot to stay afloat for a second and dipped back under, turning to lie on his back as he struggled to calm himself.

Nearby, a blue colored back, with white bubble-esque markings and a lightning bolt-shaped tail hanging limply, bobbed aimlessly along the last remnants of the waves and turbulence.

I cheered. Walter groaned.

"WHOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YEAH, HERC, THAT'S THE STUFF! SUCK IT, WALTER, YOU OLD FART! HAHA, WHO NEEDS THE HANDICAP NOW, BITCH!" Compared to the hand gestures and hip thrusting I was directing towards Walter, the slight turning of his head and the thumbs-up from Hercules were really adorable. Using the momentum, he flipped over into his stomach and started slowly paddling his way towards me.

I hadn't been surprised when I learnt that Herc was a good swimmer. The gym-bro likely picked up on it being good exercise. It also didn't stop me from quickly returning him to his Pokéball and then releasing him by my side, safe on dry-ish land.

I could hear the whiny edge to his whirring, yet with the way he stumbled and forced me to catch him, it was definitely the right choice. Lifting him into the air and spinning around might not have been.

"Alright, alright, enough gloating, ya lil' shit! We still have one last match!"

Placing Herc back on his feet, he immediately sat down, looking quite green. Meanwhile, I responded to Walter's good-natured grumbling in a very mature manner.

"Oh yeah!? You sure you're up for another one, old man!? Don't want to embarrass you in front of your family completely; I doubt they have much respect for you left after that round. Besides, it seems you have trouble keeping it up!" The knowledge that he'd held back quite a bit, plus the fact that Azumarill wasn't actually Walter's Pokémon, didn't stop me from flipping him off while doing another little jig.

I really hadn't expected to do so well, not after Siren got taken down like she did. It felt good to get one over on Walter, and I didn't feel the need to hide it.

"Hoh, big talk for a small child! But if that's how ya wanna do it, that's fine by me! Ya've got the strength advantage this time, so I'll actually be trying! Don't start crying if that big mouth got ya into more than ya can chew!"

Narrowing his eyes, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a PokéBall. I would've guessed it was a new one; the polished surface shone brightly in the sunbeams coming through the skylight. However, there were a couple of places where the paint was missing, and the metal had turned a light purple.

I raised an eyebrow, recognizing the damage as similar to what happened to my sword, though the color was lighter. More Muk than Haunter, perhaps. I was nearly sure that the ball had been in the cabin, though.

So, almost definitely an Eevee, I mused while Herc struggled to his feet, the mad lad putting his hands up despite his bright red eyes threatening to close. He hadn't actually taken that much damage, other than from the Mega Punch – which was essentially a whole battle with a lesser Pokémon by itself. But between holding the Thunder Shock for so long and at such intensity, not to mention the whole drowning thing, he was clearly exhausted.

So, in contrast to Betty, I felt no hesitation in placing my hand on his shoulder and shaking my head when he looked back at me pleadingly. Unlike the Bagon, Herc's ego would recover; plus, it was vital for him to understand that in general, before it got him into actual trouble.

"Nope, sorry bro, but you're done for the day. Don't give me that," I interrupted his whirring, "I know you COULD, but that doesn't mean you SHOULD. You've done a great job, but if you do any more, you're just risking injuries. It's okay to take a break and leave the rest to the others." It wasn't the first time we'd talked about him overworking himself, and I doubted it would be the last, even though he slumped defeatedly and buzzed in agreement. Leaving him out, he stood behind me and started swinging his arms around in lazy circles to rebuild some of his spent bio-electricity.

Grabbing and popping the Pokéball of my last healthy Pokémon, Sol stretched as he appeared on the second, unharmed platform, arching his back with a huge yawn. Straightening up, his nose wrinkled at the water surrounding him, and he exhaled a burst of flame. Droplets evaporated around his feet, steam curling around his striped form as the heat radiated from him.

"Send it out then, so I can put you down for your midday nap." Smirking confidently at my words, Walter reared back and prepared to throw the ball-

"""ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!"""

-only to fumble and nearly drop it when a triple scream reverberated off the walls. For a moment, Walter looked like he was juggling as he tried to catch it, flipping it around before securing it with both hands. I flinched at the loud noise, glancing at the sisters to find myself being glared at.

"If you two think you're going to be doing any more battling, you're out of your minds!" Lily was nearly yelling despite her normally even demeanor, her face almost as red as her hair.

"Yeah, you lunatics! What part of 'don't overdo it' did you not understand?" It wasn't as surprising to see Violet acting out.

"Listen here, lass'-" Walter attempted to adopt a sterner tone, similar to how he had overruled Daisy earlier, but it was much less effective this time. Instead, he found himself scrambling backward to avoid Daisy's finger jabbing at his face.

"You shut up! What in Distortion do you think you're doing!?"

"We're just having a bit of fun-"

"NO! This is not a little fun! This is taking a damn near eight Badge-level Pokémon and beating up a 13-year-old-"

"Basically 14," I mumbled, quickly averting my gaze from the three murderous pairs of eyes and pulling at my collar uncomfortably.

"-a 13-year-old, sending his Pokémon to the healers, AGAIN, after YOU dragged him into a fight with a bunch of criminals! You're a responsible adult, the Lugia-damned Admiral of Cerulean, and THIS is how you're acting?"

To my astonishment, Walter actually seemed chagrined; he tugged at his beard, mumbling and staring at the ground.

"It ain't that bad-"

"No thanks to your efforts!" Stepping closer, she forced her grand-uncle to meet her eyes. "You will NEVER disregard our words in our Gym again, Admiral or not, do you understand?"

Walter's mustache moved, indicating that he was talking, though I couldn't hear him. I was pretty sure Daisy could, but it didn't stop her from asking again.

"I don't care about your fucking platitudes! Do!" She started poking him in the chest with each syllable, slowly forcing him in a circle toward me. "You! Under! Stand!"

"YES! Yes, yes, I bloody understand, fuck me." The older man capitulated, rubbing the spot she'd just poked. "I… no, ya're right. I pushed it, and ya're the Head; I know that." He sighed, the tall sailor sinking in on himself in the face of his grand-niece's displeasure, though the corner of his lip curled up. "Still, didn't mean ya had to use the 'Discipline Finger.' Ya channeled your Ma a little too much for a moment there."

"Shut up," Daisy huffed, yet the joke seemed to have calmed her a bit.

Until I opened my fat fucking mouth.

"Wasn't that big of a deal," I mumbled, risking my life for a moment of sass based on the way Daisy looked at me. But to my surprise, Walter intervened before I could get in trouble.

"Nah, they're right, lad. I'm usually better than that." Walter rubbed his forehead tiredly; whatever battle lust had overtaken him had vanished. "Guess the cabin battle got me reminiscing about the old days, and with ya being an aggressive little shit… yeah, it got out of hand. I should've insisted ya recalled yar Bagon much earlier and pulled out myself before Azumarill literally passed out. Training and teaching youngsters is fine, but there are limits. I know that." He sighed deeply, looking off into the distance as if seeing something I couldn't. "Guess I've been going stir crazy, bottling things up. I'm better than that." To my immense surprise, Walter Waterflower bowed his head to me in apology. "I'm sorry, lad. I was acting like… well, not myself." I wasn't sure how to interpret his glance at the sisters, still glaring at us with crossed arms, but I set that aside.

"Oh. Uh, shit, you're making me feel bad." I stuffed my hands in my pockets and looked away. "I mean, I was as into it as you, and it's my team that just came out of the medbay." I scratched the back of my head. "I guess there might be a slight point to that. It's rare for Betty to get the chance to fight in official battles, and Azumarill was really strong… yeah. Got carried away. Sorry." I directed that at the sisters.

"We'll call it an even fuck up, then." Walter nodded, crossing the last of the distance between us and holding out his hand. Accepting the handshake, I could feel that his hands were little more than calluses and scars as we shook. "Good fight, lad. Ya got the makings of a monstrous team, and ya trust them, which is good. But ya their Trainer. Yar skilled enough to help them train and come up with strategies, yet there were several opportunities ya could have exploited that yar 'mon didn't spot. Ya can't command every move at the higher levels, sure, however, ya can be the eye from above, thinking and seeing things they don't have the time for."

I nodded, accepting the criticism. I'd had similar thoughts myself. Despite being in the Pokémon world for years, I still wasn't accustomed to the actual Trainer part.

"To be fair, Uncle, he's only been doing this for a month." I was grateful for Lily's help, as it hopefully meant I wouldn't be leaving things on a sour note with the Gym Leaders.

"Yep," the blonde man nodded, "and don't feel too bad, lad. At the rate ya're growing, ya'll be going places. Neither Surge nor yar fourth should give you any trouble. Here." He held out his hand, and the light blue Cascade Gym Badge twinkled in his weathered palm, reflecting light onto his tan and scarred skin. "Ya definitely earned it now."

As I took the Badge, I rolled it around between my fingers, feeling its weight and letting Herc play with it when he showed interest. I pulled out the slender metal Badge case I had stuffed into my pocket in anticipation of this exact moment and popped the symbol of Cerulean next to the Pewter one, admiring them both.

Two down, six to go. Hopefully, Walter was right and the next ones would be easier than the water-type challenge.

"Good. If you've finished zipping back up, we can get out of here and let the poor Rock-Types clean up your mess," Violet began shooing all five of us towards the exit.

"Right." I blinked, slightly put off by the haste. "I guess I'll be going then? Walter, how-" That was as far as I got before a hand clamped down on each of my shoulders.

"Yeah, no-"

"-you're not going anywhere-"

"-in those clothes."

Suddenly, I found myself surrounded by three of the four Waterflower sisters. I frowned and looked down at myself. It wasn't even the Muk-damaged outfit, but the secondary shirt and pants that Delia had gotten for me. Sure, there was a bit of wear and tear from being on the road, but they were far from ruined.

However, even I would admit that a new pair of shoes wouldn't hurt. Being designed for long-distance hiking didn't mean they were resistant to acidic poison.

"What's wrong with my clothes?"

"I don't even know where to begin-"

"-nor do we have the literal hours it would take. Let's go." Their hands shifted from my shoulders to under my arms, and I was lifted clear off the ground.

"Uh, but I think Walter wanted to leave-" I tried desperately to save myself, only to be betrayed in the worst possible way.

"Nah, we'll leave in the morning. Give me yar Pokémon; I'll make sure they get looked over." I had no say in the matter as Lily, the one not carrying me, took the balls from my belt and tossed them to her grand-uncle without missing a beat. Walter waved indifferently as I glared at him helplessly.

This was worse than trying to kill me.


"The color's good-"

"-but the cut isn't. We'll need it fitted at the waist-"

"-and a different shirt, but I'll find that."

The older, grey-haired man bowed elegantly in his suit, his handlebar mustache twitching as a pair of assistants ripped the jacket off me. "Certainly, my ladies. It will be but a moment." As he disappeared into the back with the coat, I was left in the tender mercies of Lily and Violet while Daisy retrieved the twentieth shirt I had tried on since this ordeal began.

"Didn't you have a show today-" I tried for the umpteenth time to end the shopping spree, but to no avail.

"Shut up, we're almost done." Lily cuffed me lightly on the head while adjusting my collar, then forced me to take off the black t-shirt as well.

"Yeah, you should be grateful we're even doing this for you. Do you know how much people would pay for a makeover by us?" At least Violet let me keep my pants on while fussing with the hem.

I never thought it could be so unappealing to have three gorgeous women looking at me while I was shirtless. Still, something about the clinical way they scrutinized me was incredibly uncomfortable.

"Yeah, outside of battling, we're a big deal, you know?"

"No, actually, I wouldn't know," I replied. "The battling part is what interests me, and as you said, you girls aren't that good at it."

"We're still better than you!" I grimaced as the laces on the new red high-top sneakers on my feet were tightened extra hard, but I didn't let it deter me.

"Yeah, for like the next month, until I leave you behind to splash around in your kiddie shows!"

"Like you'd know anything about our shows. You'd be the first contestant to get a negative score!" Daisy chimed in as she returned, throwing a new short-sleeve shirt at me. I caught it and gave the oldest of the sisters a deadpan look.

"Seriously?" I questioned, holding up the cerulean-colored t-shirt.

"What? It's a good color." Not even a child would have bought her innocent expression. "Besides, Misty would like it."

"So, you're trying to set me up with your sister now?" I really wasn't sure where we stood on that topic. Not that I needed their help, and their disagreement might even earn me bonus points with Misty, but still.

"Our opinion doesn't really matter, does it? She's already agreed to a date, and we'll make damn sure you at least look good for it. We can't do anything about your personality, unfortunately, so we'll have to try and distract her." Rubbing something between her palms, Daisy roughly ran her fingers through my hair, yanking and pulling as she tried to style it.

"Fuck you too." My insults had seen better days, but my heart just wasn't in it anymore.

"You wish." I looked incredulously as the overly fancy owner of the ridiculously high-end clothing store they'd dragged me to returned with the jacket. He had only been gone for two minutes; how the hell had he tailored it that fast?

"Hmmmm." All three of them took a step back to take in my new outfit – a cerulean shirt under a very light, near-white grey jacket, which was thankfully relatively thin as the temperature was rising with the approach of summer. It would never be tropical in Kanto, but I still didn't relish the thought of running around in winter apparel. The pants were a soft black with a hint of grey to match the laces of the shoes. Quirking their heads side-to-side, they finally came to a judgment.

"Eh."

"EH!? The fuck do you mean 'eh'!? You chose it!" I'd tried to protest multiple times and pick my own shit like a grown-up, but they wouldn't let me. And after three hours, all they could say was fucking 'eh'?!

"And it would've looked great on a different model-"

"-can't change your ugly ass face or the hobo-delinquent aura you give off-

"-still, guess it's the best we're gonna get. Thank you, Giorgio, put it on our tab." The mustached silver-haired man bowed again.

"Can't we at least change the jacket? I know you girls don't get outside often, you fucking losers, but near-white is not the greatest hiking color." I was only whining a little bit. In truth, other than that very fair point, I didn't mind the clothing. Contrary to what I'd feared when I first saw the beautiful Ariados silk dresses and intricate suits, the stuff wasn't as thin and fragile as I'd imagined. Instead, it was actually quite thick and sturdy, with even more pockets than my old clothes, just better hidden. Apparently, Giorgio's family had been making clothes for the Waterflowers for a long-ass time and had come up with their own mix of high-society fancyness and actual Trainer wear.

"1. Giorgio's things are hydrophobic and stain-resistant. 2. That's kinda the point. Now you have to wash them regularly, rather than just trying to hide the filth." I rolled my eyes at Violet's words, yet didn't bother firing back. I needed to get better at picking my fights, and there was no way I'd win that one.

"Besides," Lily began, "I've got a surprise for you as a reward for keeping the complaining to a minimum and being somewhat decent over the last couple of hours. Close your eyes." I hesitated, feeling reluctant to accept any more gifts since I wasn't allowed to pay for my own clothes. Truthfully, the shopping experience hadn't been that terrible. I'd even picked up a miniature shoulder-mounted hidden camera, so I wouldn't have to fumble around for my PokéDex every time I saw something interesting. Plus a rechargeable battery designed for Electric-Types, so I could have Herc fill it up. It might even help with his capacity. I'd spent nearly all the price money from beating Walter, but I think it was worth it.

Still, free stuff was free stuff.

"Okay, open them."

My breath caught in my throat as I stared at the pendant dangling from the Tauros leather cord. The charm had a side profile of a small red fox, with a tiny sapphire for an eye. Thin gold lines separated the various parts of the figure and colored the tips of the six fluffy tails that wrapped around the Vulpix.

"Lily… I…" I struggled to find the words as I beheld the Vulpix necklace. I'd seen it in one of the stores the sisters had visited, but I'd left it behind.

"I saw you eyeing it earlier." Blinking rapidly, I reached up to take it, only for Lily to keep hold of the cord. "I get it. I really do. Just… be careful not to let it consume you." Meeting her gaze, I nodded before she let go of the necklace, allowing me to loop it around my neck with slightly trembling fingers.

"Thank you."

"Sure, kid."

Violet glanced at her watch. "We do have to go, though. We'll need to check out the Gym before the show." I was surprised when both Lily and Daisy pulled me in for a quick hug. Not Violet; she was generally a little more standoffish. "We probably won't see you again before you leave. Take care, Peri. You're not completely intolerable for a pint-sized battle-freak."

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the stripper music that follows you around. Nice effect, though." I smiled, feeling a bit sad. It was wild to think about how antagonistic I'd been at first, compared to being reasonably fond of them after almost two weeks. "I'll see you. I'll send you a wedding invitation, if nothing else."

"We'll see about that."


"Ya ready?"

"Yep." I nodded, clad in my new clothes and with my backpack slung over my shoulders. It was getting quite late in the day, and I'd been ready to go since before sunrise, as was my custom. True to their words, I hadn't seen the sisters since our farewells the day before. Walter, on the other hand, turned out to be a late riser, and it was well past noon by the time he came to collect me from the backyard for some 'breakfast.'

I would admit that, as tired as I was of Cerulean, I would miss the food. Going back to rations would be rough.

It took a bit for the old timer to get ready while I gathered my things, and then he had to do something that he didn't elaborate on. By the time we were both ready, the sun was beginning to dip below the skyline.

"Then grab on." I placed my hand on the Slowking, who blinked at me blankly before we were enveloped in the psychedelic kaleidoscope that accompanied all but the best teleporters I had encountered. I could feel the faux, Ditto-cloned Pelipper egg threatening to come back up by the time our trip ended. Stumbling a little upon arrival, I shook it off and took in our new surroundings.

Below us stretched a long strip of sand, with waves lapping at the shore. Beyond that, the ocean covered the horizon, the sunset painting the water in vivid oranges and pinks, clouds glowing like fluorescent balloons. A slight shiver ran down my spine at the sight. Ignoring it, I looked at the dirt path beneath us, which led up to a tall outcropping and ended at the foot of a large building.

All kinds of bells started ringing when I saw the large structure, with a red domed roof and a massive tower sticking out of the back.

Unless I was very much mistaken, that was a lighthouse.

And not just any lighthouse, but the one from the anime.

I had a good feeling I knew who owned half of the Eevee breeding operation. After all, it was the same guy who gave the player the fox Pokémon in the games.

"Come on, let's get this over with." Walter sighed, sounding even more unenthusiastic than usual. As we walked up the path, I idly kicked a rock off the edge and watched it tumble down while Walter rang the doorbell. Loud, jarring notes of bells echoed through the thick, old wooden door, but beyond that…

Nothing. Nobody answered. I racked my brain for a clue. I was sure this was where Ash and the others showed up, and the owner was definitely home then. It had to be, with all the intricate carvings of Pokémon covering the massive doors from top to bottom.

Maybe we were late, and it was all over?

The door remained closed after the bell rang for the second and third time, even when Walter started hammering on it with his fist. Watching the Master's face grow increasingly red, I decided to intervene before he blew the building up.

Reaching for the handle and twisting it, my suspicion was confirmed when the door revealed itself to be unlocked and swung open.

SQUUUEEEEEE!

Peering into the dark interior, I turned to look at Walter, only to see him stride undeterred into the unknown.

"Oi, where the fuck are ya!? Hello!? Ya better not have stood me up, ya fucking dork!"

Following him inside, I gasped as the 'lighthouse' turned out to be a palace that would've made the Romans jealous. Enormous arches and pillars dominated the large room, and more carvings and art filled the space, many of which were less Pokémon-themed. The ballroom-sized chamber stretched far into the back, where an open semi-circle acted like an entrance, one that Walter swiftly stomped towards and through.

Staying close behind him, I truly began to believe that nobody was home as I gazed up at the ceiling cloaked in darkness. More pillars and symbols I couldn't decipher lined the giant, open chamber, while rough engravings of bird Pokémon and what I assumed was an Arcanine adorned another doorway. Finally, I'd had enough and pulled out my flashlight to see where I was going, while Walter continued to shout through the entrance.

As I moved to follow, something shifted to my right. I turned just in time to see a large shape rush out from the darkness and lunge at me. I stumbled backwards, dropping my flashlight, which landed with a clack! on the stone floor, spinning around to briefly illuminate my attacker.

My assailant was mostly flat, covered by a large shell, the color of which I couldn't distinguish in the dim light. However, the eyes were unmistakable – large and luminescent crimson. Four proportionally short, yellow legs waved in the air furiously as a muffled sound emitted from the enormous Kabuto, which was almost on top of me while I struggled to calm my racing heart. Suddenly, a jet of water struck the creature in the side, sending it spinning across the opulent room with a wail.

Turning to glance at my 'savior,' I raised my hand as Walter's Azumarill stomped toward the 'enemy.'

"Wait! WAIT! It's not a Pokémon; it's a costume!" Both the Water-Type and his Trainer paused and looked at me in confusion. Realizing that demonstrating was easier than trying to explain how I could tell in the dark, I hurried over to where the Kabuto had collided with one of the pillars.

After a bit of searching, I finally found the button. Stepping back, I was startled when a hidden seam suddenly appeared and glowed brightly with white light. Then, the whole front of the Kabuto fell off, and a human rolled out, groaning and whimpering.

Walter and Azumarill approached, looking at the man with unimpressed expressions.

"Masaki, what the fuck!?"


AN: Ten chapters in Cerulean, god damn it. We're out though, and arrive at a weird lighthouse, with a weird guy inside an even weirder suit.

Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoyed. If you REALLY liked it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.
 
Chapter 35. New
Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.

Bill, the genius, the legend, the randomly British bloke that appears once, reveals enormous Pokémon exist, and then just leaves.

What a guy.



Bill Masaki, the inventor of the modern Pokémon transfer system, revolutionized the world and advanced Pokéball technology by decades. He was nearly as well-known as Samuel Oak or Blaine when it came to science, having worked with the latter on the creation of Ditto. Every science magazine had his face on the front page at some point.

Now, he stood up from the discarded and ruined remains of his mechanical Kabuto suit, only to stumble over one of the arms and nearly fall again if I hadn't caught him by a remarkably skinny arm.

Not that I received much gratitude for it; he immediately shook me off like I was a Bug-Type and straightened his clothes while addressing Walter as if I didn't exist. I scowled at him while retrieving my flashlight from where it had fallen.

"Fuck you too. See if I help your dumb ass another time." Which also went ignored.

"Ah, Walt! You've come just in time, my good friend!"

"We're not friends. And that's not my name."

"Always such a cheeky prankster, old chap!" His high-pitched voice was slightly annoying on its own, but combined with the comically posh British accent – one I had no idea where he picked up – it was more baffling than anything else.

"Oh!"

Finally noticing me, Bill turned and jerked a thumb at a stone-faced Walter. "Such a grumpy bloke that one is, not very distinguished at all. Unlike me. Bill Montgomery, at your service." Performing a sweeping bow, like an actual bow, he popped back up, suddenly extremely close to my face.

Curly green hair hung messily yet stylishly over his forehead, casting shadows over his brown eyes and smooth, hollow cheeks. His skin was nearly flawless, with no scars or weather markings in sight, and so pale I could almost see the veins beneath the surface. Yet for all that, he looked like he hadn't eaten in weeks. There was a prettiness about him that spoke of way too much time and effort.

The clothes complemented that impression. Aside from the fact that he was wearing a pastel green ascot – like, an actual fucking ascot – he was clad in a hideous crossbreed of a carpet and drapes. The maroonish-brown suit sported bright crimson lapels with golden swirls, and the ends of the sleeves and the hem of the pants matched. It wasn't a great color; even worse, it seemed thick and had a weird, fuzzy texture reminiscent of an animal.

Probably the PokéHuman equivalent of high fashion, like shiny Ursaring pelt or something.

All in all, Bill came across as the quintessential trust-fund kid, blowing Daddy's money on ridiculous things like hideous clothes and lighthouses. Even without knowing who he was, I could tell he had no friends and all the money in the world.

Except I knew he was incredibly smart.

"You're the one with a Titan Bagon! Absolutely chuffed to meet you!"

He was apparently also on a path to a broken nose based on how far he'd stuck it into my personal business. I shot Walter a betrayed look for revealing that information after I had gone to such lengths to keep it hidden, but the Waterflower looked as surprised as I was.

"How the fuck-"

"Come now, it's simple, innit? After you told me about him, Walt, I simply did a little digging in the League database and pulled up your team for a peek. And my, oh my, was I in for a surprise." Bill casually admitted to hacking into the government database, but I suppose he did help design much of the current system.

That didn't stop me from grabbing Sol's Pokéball tightly. Anyone showing that much interest in me usually ended badly.

"10 million Poké for the Bagon."

I blinked at the sudden shift. I'd expected violence, not an offer, but I responded reflexively anyway.

"No-"

"25 million."

"What? No, I-"

"Bah, I do not know why I am trying to hoodwink you. Let us get right to it: 250 million Poké, 4 Bagon of prestigious lineage, 10 Pokémon of your choosing with two guaranteed to be of an alternative coloring, unlimited TMs, and I will have your roster expanded to a minimum of 10, 12 if I can swing it. How does that sound?" I gaped for a moment, stunned at the truly insane offer. I didn't have an actual currency converter, so my estimate wasn't the most accurate; however, based on observations I'd made over the years, one USD from my old world seemed to be equivalent to five Poké.

By that logic, Bill was offering me 50 million dollars, along with a ton of extra perks. Four strong Bagon were worth millions by themselves, and the other ten could also bring in a fortune if I chose wisely, especially since two of them would be Shiny. Adding in unlimited TMs made it nearly impossible to resist his offer.

And that didn't even cover the roster expansion. Oak had briefly mentioned it, but I was starting to realize that the Trainer School focused much more on the Pokémon themselves than on the legal aspects of being a Trainer. This could be due to the Professor's priorities or perhaps because he had studied it his whole life. However, Oak's strong avoidance of anything bureaucratic was starting to raise red flags for me.

Regardless, Trainers were only allowed to carry six Pokémon at a time, just like in the games and anime. Any additional Pokémon needed to be kept with your sponsor – whether that was someone like Oak or the local Gym that issued your license. You could also pay the League to house your Pokémon, but that option wasn't ideal, and most Trainers avoided it due to the cost.

When I first learned that it was possible to carry more than the base limit of six, I thought it was tied to the number of Badges you held, and I was partly right. After defeating the fourth Gym and becoming a 'professional' Trainer, you could apply for a limit of eight Pokémon. After the eighth Gym, you could potentially apply for a limit of ten. Twelve Pokémon could be carried only by those who had won a Conference, which very few accomplished. There was no set method to achieve an uncapped limit, and it was generally agreed that this was reserved for high-ranking League personnel or particularly favored Masters.

The key word here was 'apply.' It wasn't a guarantee. Ultimately, the final decision rested with the League. If they didn't believe you could handle it – whether due to personality reasons, lack of skill, or simply not having enough money to care for more Pokémon – they had the right to decline your request.

From what I understood, they almost always said 'no' if you weren't League personnel or close to it.

Bill said that he could bypass all of that and grant me a limit of twelve Pokémon immediately. I knew money could talk, but that was fucking insane. There were fewer than a thousand registered, unaffiliated Trainers in the entire known world who had achieved that limit – according to Kanto forums, anyway.

There was only one reasonable response.

"No."

He seemed surprised, which I couldn't blame him for. Most people would have cracked under that pressure.

But I wasn't most people. My team was my team, and I wouldn't sell or part ways with them if they didn't want to. Maybe I should have presented Bill's offer to my Pokémon, but I was pretty sure I knew their response, and I doubted Bill would enjoy it – especially Betty's.

"You are a tough customer, but I like that! It's good to know what you want and how far you can push! So, what's your counteroffer?" Bill didn't seem put off for long; he quickly jumped back in.

"I don't have one! She's not for sale, end of story!" I was starting to get annoyed, especially when Bill dismissed my words with a scoff and a wave of his hand.

"Nonsense! Everything has a price with the right means! Trust me, I have all of them. What else? Property, perhaps? I could get you the largest farm-no, even better! Have you ever been to Sevii?" My eye twitched at the mention of the name, and that was all he needed. "Stonking! I'm sure I could buy you one of their islands. How about that? What else, what else..." He tapped his chin and gave me an uncomfortable once-over. "You've hit puberty, right? Maybe it's women you want? I'll make sure you are buried in p-"

"ENOUGH!" I gestured widely with my arms to cut him off before he could go any further in a very strange direction. "I'm not selling, done, the end, final! Stop asking!"

He still seemed doubtful but did stop asking – at least about buying.

"Very well. What if we shifted the focus from ownership to studying, hmm? What do you say-"

GOONG! GOONG!

Thankfully, anything further he was about to say was drowned out by the church bell-sequence attachment atop the tower ringing loudly, deafening all three of us. As we waited for it to die down, Bill didn't even look in my direction as he spoke to Walter.

"Walt, get the door, will you? Cheers mate."

"Go fuck yarself with yar own handkerchief."

"It's not a han-fine, you uncivilized ape. Looks like I have to do everything myself," Bill mumbled, holding his sleeve up to his mouth and pressing a button before… speaking into his wrist?

Who did this guy think he was?

"No solicitors."

"Uh, hello? My name's Ash. Can we borrow your phone-"

"No, get off my lawn." With that, he hung up just as I was about to respond. "Oh. Uh, I know those guys."

Bill suddenly seemed much more interested in them. "Oh, are they your mates? Let's invite them inside then; the more, the merrier!" I didn't have a chance to say anything more before he started speaking into the hidden microphone, inviting the gang into the 'lighthouse'.

Before the scientist could continue trying to pry my Pokémon from me, Walter spoke up first.

"Good, then go and get them, would ya, lad? I'll handle my business with this asshat in the meantime."

"Sounds good!" I replied over Bill's protests, spun on my heel, and power-walked back towards the front door. Thank Arceus for the old man; I would have popped Bill in the mouth if he kept going.

To be fair, though, he might have been onto something interesting with that last, interrupted offer. If I could sell him reports on Betty for ridiculous sums, I might consider it.

When I returned to the door, I found it open and abandoned. Since I wasn't raised in a barn, I closed it – unlike whoever had left it gaping wide. I heard voices coming from one of the side rooms and made my way over. Peeking inside, I saw Ash sitting in front of a screen displaying Professor Oak, with Misty and Brock crowded behind him. The computer's static blue LED light was the only source of illumination in the vast, cavernous room, casting shadows on their faces and dancing across the floor in a spooky manner.

So, we hadn't been late; we had arrived early instead. Fun times. I imagined Misty would be shocked to see Walter in a, as far as she knew, random lighthouse on an arbitrary beach.

Meanwhile, I was going to be tremendously impressed by the massive Dragonite that would be appearing later.

Sneaking closer, I got there just in time to see the screen switch to two Krabby in their own small containers. I knew that it was temporary while the Professor studied them, after which he would either place them in the nearby pond, where Siren had spent most of her early years, or in the lake in the forest, depending on whether he deemed them strong and aggressive enough.

I snorted in amusement at the sheer difference between the two Water-types. Over the years, I had suspected that Gary's Krabby was a Titan, but now I saw it was merely fucking big, maybe even an Alpha. Ash's was simply tiny, making Gary's look even larger.

Thank goodness. I wasn't sure I could handle Gary having a Titan of his own. That bastard was smug enough and was going to be un-fucking-bearable with, potentially, two Alphas on his team.

My snort alerted the trio. All three of them shrieked in fear, spinning around in shock to stare at me. Behind them, Oak showed his age by physically leaning to the side of the screen, attempting to peer around the group.

"What the fu-" Misty gasped, clutching her chest while trying to steady her racing heartbeat. Brock nursed the point of his elbow, which he'd bashed into the side of the desk. Ash, on the other hand, quickly forgot his fright and anime-teleported right in front of me, a massive grin spreading across his face.

"Peri! What are you doing here? Did you follow us?!"

"You wish! If anything, you followed me! Plus, you know your PokéDex can call people right?" That didn't make sense, considering they had been ahead of me for the last ten days before I Teleported, but Ash didn't know that yet. The way his jaw dropped before clenching in frustration was worth it.

"Damn you, Peri! I don't know how you did it, but I refuse to let you show me up anymore! I told you that the next time we saw each other, we would fight. Well, guess what! It's next time! Let's do this, Pikachu! It's time to battle-AW!" He pointed at me dramatically, only to be smacked to the floor by Misty's fist, while the fiery redhead scolded the youngest member of our little gathering.

Meanwhile, Pikachu leaped from Ash's shoulder to mine, rubbing his cheek against me with a soft cry. It would have been cute if the gluttonous rodent hadn't immediately started sniffing aggressively at my fanny pack, searching for treats. I snorted and pulled the zipper open, allowing the Electric-Type to burrow his head into the bag with a screech of victory. I liked Pokémon far more than humans in general, and I had a particular soft spot for the franchise's mascot. Whether it was nostalgia or just being charmed by the mouse, I didn't mind spoiling him.

Even more so since I had a ton of treats stored in my backpack. I had been forced to buy the meat-based ones myself, but there were loads of water-specific and vegetable-based treats at Cerulean Gym that I had helped myself to. While I might have to settle for subpar road food, my team deserved better.

Leaving me unsupervised in there for days with a blank check to 'help myself' – both before and especially after the fight with the thieves, where I'd scored points with the Clan – had been a wild decision. They were probably watching on their cameras, but still.

"You idiot! We're inside someone's house! You can't just blow it up with a Pokémon battle!"

"To be fair, I'm not sure Bill would care that much. He doesn't seem that concerned about money." I shrugged as I helped Ash up from the ground.

"You know who owns this place?" Misty frowned, glancing at Brock and me as we exchanged a casual handshake. Despite my constant complaints about them, I had missed them since they had left Cerulean. "Actually, wait! You never answered the question! How are you here!? And why!?"

"That'd be my doing, lil' one," came a voice from behind, making me jump and flinch. I ignored the smug looks from Ash and Brock for getting a taste of my own medicine and glanced over my shoulder as Walter joined us. At that moment, the lights turned on, Bill finally moving past his random emo, vampire mood.

He lived in an old, dilapidated lighthouse that looked more like a ruin than a building, but at least he was here looking for something. I couldn't think of any reason for the darkness other than him wanting to appear cool.

"UNCLE!?" As expected, Misty was taken aback as the large blond man moved closer to us. To her credit, she recovered quickly and jumped into the Admiral's arms, letting him pull her into a hug with a smile.

"Me indeed, lass! Didn't think I'd run into ya this soon, though it be far from me to complain." Walter chuckled, squeezing his grand-niece tightly before letting her go. "And young Brock as well. Always good to see a rock-humper away from your mountains."

Brock simply smiled and shook hands with the older man. "I should have known I couldn't be this close to the ocean without more Waterflowers turning up. Always an honor, Admiral." After another chuckle and a clap on the former Gym Leader's shoulder, Walter turned to the last person he hadn't greeted. I didn't know what he would've said because he never got the chance.

"Are you really Misty's uncle!? And you know Brock!? Why do you insult him? You shouldn't do that! I'll have to beat you up if you talk badly about my friends again! Why didn't I see you in Cerulean when I beat Misty? Why didn't you come and watch me win? How do you know Peri, and how did he get here? How did you get here? Did you bring him? Do you know the guy who lives here? Do you live here? Who are you again?" It was genuinely impressive that Ash managed to get all that out in one breath, and he wasn't even panting.

Walter stared at him for a moment before turning back to Misty.

"I'm not sure I like this one."

"Yeah, I'm not sure I do either," she replied with a sigh.

"HEY! DON'T INSULT ME! THAT'S IT, YOU AND ME, BATTLE, RIGHT HERE AND NOW! GO, PIKA-AW!" Ash's face was quickly reintroduced to the floor thanks to Misty's fury.

"MORON! WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU ABOUT BATTLES?!"

"STOP HITTING ME!"

"I'D SAY 'STOP BEING STUPID', BUT I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"YOU'RE STUPID!"

"NO, YOU'RE STUPID!"

"NO, YOU!"

"NO, YOU!"

A snort from Walter interrupted their bickering. "I take it back. Mist's friends are alright in my book." Ash beamed, while Misty crossed her arms and mumbled about him not being her friend.

A cough reminded everyone that Professor Oak was still watching from the screen, an amused and fond expression on his face as he observed their antics. "While it warms my heart to see such friendships develop so quickly, I'm afraid I must be going now. Is there anything else you wanted, Ash?" The black-haired boy shook his head and thanked the Professor. "Very well, then. I'll bid you all goodbye. It was good to see you, and you as well, Peri, even if unexpected." He narrowed his eyes at me, prompting me to smirk in response. I was almost sure he was joking, and if he was genuinely upset about the Bidoof trick, then he was being petty as fuck. He absolutely deserved it. "Walter, it's good to see you as well. Please stop by the Reserve sometime; it's been too many years, and I'd love to catch up." Neither Brock nor Misty seemed surprised that the two older men knew each other, but I noticed Ash's confusion. So, Oak had hidden his involvement with the Johto Rebellion from everyone, not just me.

Walter raised an eyebrow at the request. "As far as I remember, it was yar insistence that we haven't spoken in 30 years, 'Professor.'" He didn't even try to hide the sneer in his voice, and Oak coughed into his hand, looking very uncomfortable under the five pairs of eyes that were watching.

"Yes, well, I, uh, have to go. Take care!" The screen went black, reflecting the surprised faces of all of us at the abrupt ending – everyone but Walter, who simply snorted with disdain.

"Still a coward. Whatever. I have to head back to Cerulean." Misty looked disappointed, though she tried to hide it unsuccessfully as Walter ruffled her hair with his giant palm, earning a scowl from her. "Don't be like that, lass. Ya have my number and know where I'll be. Don't let this old man hold ya back from having fun. Go on, travel around, see some things, make some mistakes. I'll see ya soon."

They exchanged another quick hug before separating. "Now, if ya don't mind, I need a quick word with the lad. Don't worry; I won't be long." The three of them exchanged confused glances between Walter and me, but they followed along anyway, with Ash and Brock saying their farewells as they left the room. Well, Brock did; Ash kind of got pushed along when he went to speak.

"What's up?" I asked once we were alone. I didn't mind talking to Walter, but I didn't think we had anything special left to discuss.

"Couple of things," he hummed, pulling at his beard braid. "First, since we're parting ways here, I'm surprised you haven't asked me anything."

"Would you have answered?" I scoffed. It didn't take a PhD to realize he was talking about Team Rocket. I'd considered questioning him, especially since he was one of the few people I'd met who actually took the Team seriously. "I can't make you say or do anything you don't want to, and going behind your back would feel like a cheap shot." At least I had matured enough to recognize that. I regretted sneaking around like I did back in Pallet; I hadn't even gained much from it.

"Just…" I hesitated before continuing. "Could you give me a call if you hear about a green-haired guy named Executive Proton? I mean, it would be cool if you called me about anything Team Rocket-related, but that's the important one." I hadn't heard anything about the Executive since Sevii, but I knew in my heart that he wasn't gone. I just hadn't encountered anything significant enough for Team Rocket to assign him to it.

Yet. While I had my doubts about my overall plans regarding the Team, Proton was still a target.

"I'll keep my ears open, and we'll see if I pass it along before or after acting on it. It depends on whether I think ya'll do something stupid with the info," he shrugged, and I begrudgingly found myself respecting him for it. At least he was honest. "I'll give you this, though: I think I mentioned it before, but most of what I deal with these days involves people from Orre and Sevii, with a few stragglers from Hoenn. A few years ago, rumors circulated among them about an organized group forming, but they suddenly disappeared. The timing aligns with what ya told me about that lab of theirs." I nodded, unsure of where he was going with this. "Other than that, Team Rocket barely gets mentioned. That Mt. Moon incident ya busted is one of the only things we can directly tie to them. They go out of their way to stay under the radar, and if ya ask some of the less intelligent folks, they'll say Team Rocket is better than the other scum and that the world would be a better place if they ruled the underground."

My fists clenched at his words, but they mostly aligned with what I'd discovered myself. "What's your point?"

"My point is," he continued, looking down at me with a neutral gaze, "that even with their caution, there should be more evidence linking them to crimes because they commit plenty of them, and they're not that good. Someone is protecting them. Someone on our side." I blinked rapidly at that. I knew Giovanni was involved and suspected the Pebble Clan, but I had meta-knowledge, and Walter didn't. "What I'm getting at is to be careful, lad. Not just because they're dangerous – which they are; most of them above Grunt level could still fuck ya up if ya ain't careful. If ya get ratted out, ya're finished."

"I already figured that out." He nodded, seeming to have expected my response.

"I imagined so, but it bears repeating. Beyond that, just be careful anyway." The look in his eyes changed, reminding me of Grant, Oak, and Bob. "I know it seems logical that ya're not just seeking payback but trying to prevent it from happening to someone else. Ya say ya'll be smarter about it this time, that you're stronger – that it will be different. But I'm telling ya, lad, that's not how this goes. Even in a perfect scenario, where ya manage to do everything right, there will still be sacrifices. And at the end of it all, when ya look around at the fire and destruction, it won't be worth it. It doesn't fill that hole in yar chest; it just makes it colder and emptier. Trust me on that."

My fingers had gone numb from how tightly I was clenching them. "I'll take that into consideration." I forced my voice to sound normal, impressing myself in the process. That was decent acting.

Not that I managed to fool Walter.

"Yeah, in one ear and out the other." He sighed, ruffling my hair and ruining his nieces' work in styling it. "Lugia, ya remind me of my brother sometimes. He was a dumb piece of crap, too strong and skilled for his own good; thought he could take on the world by himself and was stupid enough to actually try. Regardless, do whatever ya want; I'm not yar dad." Somehow, that made me feel worse than the heartfelt warning. "Catch."

Caught off guard by the sudden change of subject, I fumbled briefly with the object Walter threw at me before securing it. Blinking at it in confusion, I looked back up at Walter for some kind of explanation as to why he'd tossed me a Poké Ball.

"Uh, what's this?"

"Don't ya remember?" It was Walter's turn to raise an eyebrow. "I told ya that I'd need to talk to someone at the lighthouse as part of yar reward for helping me out."

I froze at that. I actually had forgotten that he said that, and even if I hadn't, I definitely hadn't thought it would be a Pokémon.

"I-thank you-"

"Don't thank me, it wasn't my idea. Nay, this is from Masaki. I thought the TM and money were enough, plus we let ya train and eat on our dime." I grimaced at his knowing look. They definitely knew about the couple of sacks of PokéFood and treats that ended up in my bag after they let me loose. "Hey, we told you to help yourself, and you didn't take that much. A single Gyarados eats more than that in a day – never mind a Wailord – and we have multiple of both. But yeah, Bill insisted that ya get that after I told him ya helped out. It's what ya would have fought if I hadn't lost my cool. I didn't understand why he was so firm about it until we arrived here."

I understood. "He already knew about Betty when you called."

"Yep. Hurts me to say, but it was probably Polly who told him about ya, and then he went from there. Masaki owns half her business, and the bastard can be charming when he wants to. Be careful with him, lad. He may be all daddy's money and nerdiness on the surface, but that man has his fingers in just about every pie, from science to politics. He's the opposite of Oak. He'll keep any agreements you make, but he'll make them to benefit himself."

I nodded, though his words did more to calm me down than anything. I understood greed and the desire to maximize the benefits of a deal. It was the same situation as on the streets, just with fancy clothes, double-speak, and fewer knives. It was selfless people who fucked me up.

Walter reached forward, and I clasped his forearm with my own. "Anyway, ya do ya. I'll be going. See ya later, lad. Ya have my number."

"I do," I agreed. The Water-type Master had given me his contact info while we were eating that morning. "Take care, Walter. Well, I wouldn't mind if you broke some bones. Still haven't forgiven you for the whole trying-to-kill-me thing."

"Believe me, lad, if I'd been trying, ya'd be dead." Smacking me on the shoulder, he turned around and began walking away.

"Actually, one more thing," I called out, making him pause. "You know anything about Giovanni, the Viridian Gym Leader? I heard some Rockets mention him once." I half-lied, leaving out that it was some animated Rockets, as I couldn't just accuse one of the strongest Gym Leaders in Kanto without evidence. Maybe the light connection would be enough to get Walter curious.

No such luck.

"What, in Mt. Moon? Ha! They would be scared so close to Viridian! Little Gio's gotten pretty strong!" The old sailor laughed, missing my slight twitch at the fondness in his voice. "Giovanni's good people, lad. He's grown a lot from the pipsqueak running around our heels during the rebellion. I know he's been taking Team Rocket seriously as well, keeping his city clear of their nonsense."

I managed to pull off a half-decent smile as he prepared to leave again. They would be war buddies.

"OH!" He called over his shoulder at the last minute. "And do something nice for that Feebas of yars, won't ya? She's a real beauty. Make sure she knows that, yeah?"

I gaped as his huge frame vanished. Was that a hint on how to evolve Siren into a Milotic? I didn't think people knew how to do that. I mean, it made sense that the Clan specializing in Water-Types would know, but there was no way I expected Walter to share that kind of knowledge, even indirectly.

What a sweet old man beneath all the homicidal trauma.

Looking down at my hands, I rolled my new Pokémon around in my palms for a minute, uncertain of how to feel. Not only was it essentially a bribe from Bill, but it was also the first Pokémon on my team that I hadn't caught myself. It was a strange feeling, and I wasn't sure I liked it.

Hiding from it wasn't going to change anything, though. If Bill truly wanted something from me, he wouldn't mind entertaining the others for a few extra minutes. Hell, Misty and he might even know one another.

After hesitating for a moment, I finally took a deep breath and tossed the PokéBall lightly, watching as it cracked open and the energized form of my new team member leaked out.

At first glance, I thought it was a small Pokémon – the smallest on my team so far. A quadrupedal, mammalian shape began to come together, complete with a long bushy tail and big ears popping out from its vulpine head. It wasn't hard to guess what it was. We'd met before, after all.

As the ruby energy evaporated, a tiny brown-furred Eevee stood before me, gazing around its new surroundings with confusion and a touch of trepidation. At least that's what I inferred from the way its long, pointed ears – with dark brown interiors – twitched, and how its adorable black nose quivered. The large brown eyes darted around nervously as it hid its bushy tail between its legs, its prominent furry cream-colored collar puffing out in agitation.

Crouching down in front of it, I smiled gently as it settled down somewhat at the sight of me. We may have only met once, but that was better than knowing nothing at all. Still, the Eevee was far from calm.

"Hello there," I murmured, keeping my voice quiet. That didn't stop Eevee from shrinking back even more at the sound. "Do you remember me? I certainly remember you." And that was definitely true.

The average Eevee, as far as I knew, stood a little over a foot in height – maybe just one foot flat if we assumed Oak's specimens were above average. However, the Eevee in front of me didn't seem much over half that height. It was positively petite, even smaller than I remembered the average house cat being. Perhaps there was a reverse Alpha gene that caused Pokémon to be half the standard size, and if so, Eevee might have it. This also made me feel a little bad for having mentally made fun of Ash's Krabby.

It was devastatingly cute, though, with its wet eyes peering up at me, and there was nothing I wanted more in that moment than to pick it up and smother it in my embrace.

I didn't, given its obvious caution, but I really wanted to.

"Uh, this is a little unusual for me," I admitted, slowly lowering into a seated position. Despite still being significantly taller than the diminutive fox-like Pokémon, Eevee uncurled a little more. "I've caught all my other Pokémon myself and made sure they wanted to come, but not you. I suppose that's as good a place as any to start." I paused for a moment, allowing the Normal-type to reestablish eye contact before continuing. "Are you okay with this? Being my Pokémon, I mean?"

I didn't get a strong positive or negative response, which was fair, even if disappointing. It was a new development for both of us. However, what I did get was the full uncurling of the Evolution Pokémon as it stood up straight and gazed up at me with that same intelligent gleam I remembered from the cabin. I would count that as a significant victory.

"Neither yes nor no – I got it. Let's rephrase the question." Again, I made sure our eyes connected. "Do you want to go home? I assume you're related to the bigger Eevee. Do you want to go back to Polly's?"

That elicited a bigger reaction; Eevee averted its gaze and curled back into itself. I nodded, trying to hide my disappointment as best I could. It was silly to feel upset about it. We'd only met once, so of course it would want to return to its family rather than spend potentially decades with a stranger, especially since I had no idea how to keep either of us safe. Yes, having an Eevee would be pretty cool, but I wasn't that guy – or at least, I didn't want to be.

If a Pokémon didn't want to be my partner, then I wouldn't force it.

"Okay, I'll talk to Bill and get you sent back home." Eevee looked up at me, shocked, the small, moist eyes widening. "So surprised! Didn't I save you from people you didn't want to be with? Do you really think I'd do the same thing myself?" Taking a chance, I slowly reached out with my right hand. Eevee kept its eyes locked on my fingers but allowed them to creep up and scratch behind its ear tentatively. Not wanting to push my luck, I stopped quickly and stood up, grabbing Eevee's Poké Ball and pointing it at the Pokémon.

That proved to be a mistake. Eevee flinched as if a gunshot had gone off, huddling back into itself, eyes squeezed shut as though it expected me to kick it. Stuffing the ball back into my pocket, I quickly returned to the floor and began apologizing, keeping my fingers to myself.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, it's fine, it's gone, look." I held up my hands, palms out, to show they were empty. "Shhh, it's okay." Feeling a little awkward about only being able to refer to Eevee as 'it', I took a peek under it to determine its gender. "I'm sorry, girl, I didn't mean to scare you. I guess you don't like the ball, huh?" Her tiny head poked up over her tail and slowly shook in denial. "Yeah, that's fair. I probably wouldn't like it either, and thieves haven't used it to yoink me. You don't have to go in the ball as long as I'm here, I promise. We'll just walk back to Bill, but you'll probably have to go into it to be sent home."

I wasn't sure how long it took to regain Eevee's confidence, but we eventually got there, and I slowly led the way back to where Bill was entertaining the gang, with Eevee trailing behind me.

Walking back into what I could now see was a throne room – of all things – with a golden throne at the top of a long, narrow set of golden stairs adorned with a red carpet in the center, I stopped and stared at the most pretentious, overcompensating sight I'd ever seen in my life. Who the heck had an actual throne? Even Gary would flinch at that level of showing off. I was so stunned, I didn't even hear what the group already in the room was discussing until I was directly addressed.

"-ri? Peri, my boy, there you are! Bloody good timing as well, I must say, as I've just finished explaining the intricacies of regional variants and the effects that altered circumstances – both social and environmental – can have on a Pokémon in a truly astoundingly short amount of time, as well as the common ancestry among many species! Do let me know if you would like a similar dissertation, and I will have the footage sent to you. Not that I have any doubts that a talented young man like yourself doesn't already know such basic things. Ah! And you have acquired the Eevee as well – brilliant! No need to thank me; it's simply payment for services rendered."

Turning to look at Bill and tuning out most of what he had just said, I found Ash and Misty gazing off into space with the most lost expressions I'd seen since the exam at Oak's Trainer School. Ironically, Ash had been among those looking like that back then as well.

Brock, on the other hand, stared at Bill as if he were a god. Right. Brock wanted to be a Breeder, so he might've actually understood some of what I was certain was a long-winded rant.

"Yeah, Bill, hi. I actually wanted to talk to you about the Eevee. Uh, this is gonna sound weird, but I need you to send her back to Polly?" I didn't mean for it to come out as a question, but both the owner of the lighthouse and Ash, Misty, Brock, and even Eevee herself, despite it being her decision, looked at me like I was crazy.

"Who is Polly? Never mind, do you not like the Eevee? Is there something wrong with her? I knew I shouldn't have listened to Walt, that senile knobhead! I told him she was too small and that we should give you the big one, but he insisted that you would like-"

"No, no, Eevee's awesome; that's not the problem!" I quickly assured him, seeing Eevee deflate out of the corner of my eye. "If anything, her smaller size makes her better. I already have a couple of large Pokémon, and the variety would be quite good." I wasn't just saying that to boost her mood, either. In the couple of minutes between releasing her and learning that she wanted to go, I'd already imagined her as a long-range specialist, like a Glaceon, or something. Her petite frame would make her very hard to hit. "No, she's fantastic. But she would rather go home than stay with me."

Bill looked at me for a long moment, clearly expecting me to go on. When I didn't, he blinked at me, mystified.

"And?"

"And," I said, getting a little annoyed. If Eevee wanted to go, then she should go. How was that hard to understand? "I'm not going to force her to stay if she doesn't want to."

"So, what?" It was the first time Bill had been anything but jovial with me, as a condescending tone crept into his voice. "She goes back to Pammy and stays there until she dies of old age? All the Eevee are just going to hang out with their mates and have a chinwag? How does that work?"

I opened my mouth to respond, but couldn't find the words. Wait, how did that work?

"It is an admirable thought, Peri, and it does you credit. You're clearly a very good young man." He was back at it, trying to hide the fact that he clearly thought I was stupid. "But Eevee was raised to be a battle Pokémon. This was always going to happen. She would always be assigned a Trainer and separated from her parents or siblings. I would have thought that the fact that you two knew each other beforehand would have made that transition easier, but I suppose not. Very well, if you insist. I think it's a very hasty decision to make after five minutes, and she will most likely be passed straight onto a Cerulean Trainer, but I will send her back and get you another if you truly want."

I was stunned, my eyes bouncing between the people arrayed before me. One could never be sure how much Ash understood in any given situation, but he gave me a big smile and a thumbs-up, which I appreciated. I expected that from Ash Ketchum; of all people, he should understand where I was coming from. I didn't quite have the mental capacity at that moment to read Misty's expression – it conveyed so much and yet nothing at the same time, so she wasn't very helpful. Finally, Brock shrugged his shoulders and offered some advice.

"It's a nice thought, Peri, and I'm sure Eevee appreciates it, but Bill is right. She's going to get a Trainer soon anyway. Sure, maybe that means she'd be closer to the other Eevee, but that isn't guaranteed. Moreover, leaving home is tough. It's perfectly normal to feel homesick for a while, even for Pokémon. I certainly did. If she really doesn't like you and wants to leave immediately, then sure, but that doesn't seem to be the case."

I looked down at the Pokémon in question and met her brown eyes. All of that made sense, but it didn't change one fundamental fact.

"It's still your choice. If you want to go, I'll happily walk back to Cerulean to get you there; never doubt that. But if you want to stick around for a bit, meet the team properly, and see what it's like, then I would love to have you."

For a long moment, nothing happened; the fox Pokémon just stared into my eyes. I felt uncomfortable, exposed, and judged, reminiscent of the time I had asked Ra to join me, yet I refused to flinch.

Eventually, she moved. Slowly, she brought one paw in front of the other, her eyes darting back to mine periodically, before plodding across the smooth stone flooring and stopping next to my leg. She curled her proportionally long tail around her hind legs and sat down. Gradually, she leaned sideways, resting the minimum of her weight against my shin.

I guess she made her choice to stay, at least for a little while.

I smiled but refrained from touching her, understanding that she was making a leap of faith. The rest would come with time.

"Brilliant! Now that that's settled, I have a question for you, young Peri, my friend!" Noticing my hesitation, the extravagantly wealthy scientist threw an arm around my shoulders and began leading me toward a set of stairs that rose along the wall of the lighthouse. "Not to worry, mate; it's not another offer – at least, not yet. Instead, I will begin by convincing you why such information is safe and helpful in my hands."

He briefly stopped, turning us so we were facing one another. Looking into his dark eyes, I felt mildly disturbed by the intensity I found there.

"Tell me, young ones. You have heard of Alpha Pokémon. You have heard of Titan Pokémon, which is one level higher. However-"

He leaned in even closer, a giant grin spreading across his face.

"Have you ever heard of the next stage above that? Those rare Pokémon that are the closest to the gods themselves?"


To many characters in one place, WAY too many. Poor Brock, getting one line.

Oh, and an Eevee is aquired. Kinda. I thought it would be fun to shake up the newly caught Pokémon dynamic, and I've always been cuirous how the Pokémon feels when they get sold off/given to strangers.

Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoyed. If you REALLY liked it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.
 
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