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Admin Vacation - Reign of Bii

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evildice said:
*checks prices for "Russian foxes discrete US delivery" on google*

*on a brand new watchlist*

Thanks QQ.
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Order now and get your own mail order bride, underaged foxgirl alongside a complementary selection of fissionable elements.

Go on as many watchlists as possible at the same time and acquire Mister Burns Immunity. And, as a historical in-joke, I could absolutely see someone naming a foxgirl 'Red Mercury',
 
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Modus_Tollens said:
Order now and get your own mail order bride, underaged foxgirl alongside a complementary selection of fissionable elements.

Go on as many watchlists as possible at the same time and acquire Mister Burns Immunity. And, as a historical in-joke, I could absolutely see someone naming a foxgirl 'Red Mercury',
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"The email said she would be hot."

"Radioactive is type of hot, da?"
 
JoJoJordinni said:
will it be possible to leave an avatar? She's cool.
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@Biigoh has the image posted back on the first page go save it at keep it as your own!


Now how many are going to keep tanuki avatar after all this is over?


Modus_Tollens said:
mail order bride, underaged foxgirl
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Is Mail Order Bride also Underaged Kitsune?

Modus_Tollens said:
alongside a complementary selection of fissionable elements.
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Oh Boy, time to start my own WMD Program... I shall call it Tube Alloys II: Chekhov Blue!

Modus_Tollens said:
I could absolutely see someone naming a foxgirl 'Red Mercury'
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Please Explain Joke?
 
Artful Lounger said:
The non-Tanuki thinks the domination is going to end. Silly non-Tanuki. Tanuki is forever.
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Well now... you have me intrigued.

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*looks at default icon*

I HAVE BEEN REBORN AS A MIGHTY TRASH PANDA!!! PHEAR MAH POWAAAA.

Oh, welcome to the new overlord too I guess.

lol, jokes aside, good to have you aboard I'm making the assumption that this isn't a timezone thing and this is real and not an april fools joke that kicked off on march 31st....
 
StarRunner01 said:
I've looked over the first 3 pages a few times and have failed to find it. Please help?
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LurkingInTheDeceit said:
As long as you have the picture saved-
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-you can always change your avatar to it.

Relatedly, I just noticed my last post where I shared this image had the image untraceably replaced with something else of unknown origin. Tanukia Jones showing Indiana how it's done.
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Could have sworn that it was @Biigoh that had posted it.
 
Spartan-025 said:
Please Explain Joke?
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I don't fully get it myself, but:

"Red" in the 20th century was slang for "Communist" or "Soviet". The primary Communist country was the Soviet Union, a.k.a. "Soviet Russia".

"Red Mercury" is an infamous substance alleged by con-artists to be useful for making nuclear weapons. Initially, this referred to some (alleged) compound of mercury devised by the Soviets ("Reds"), although because the whole point of this was to con people without an overabundance of brains, people eventually started selling cinnabar as "red mercury" (cinnabar is the primary ore of mercury, and is literally red in colour, so calling it "red mercury" is in fact accurate - it just has nothing to do with nuclear weapons).

I am not sure why one would name a (Russian) foxgirl "Red Mercury"; I can see the "Red" as the colour of fox fur, and the association with the Soviets, but I'm not sure why "Red Mercury" as opposed to "Red October" or whatever else, as I don't see an obvious connection between foxgirls and mercury, or for that matter nuclear weapons.
 
Biigoh said:
Paradox Threat Bork Bork!


Hark and listen, oh sons of Adam, daughters of Eve... the sins of humanity are countless. The Shepard of Nazarick has lied to you, there is no forgiveness of your sins.

And thus, it is with a heavy paw that Pax Tanukia has descended upon you humans. Rejoice for everything will be permitted. Despair for everything will have a monetary cost attached to it

Pax Tanukia is better than life, itself.

Pax Tanukia will allow you to win at life as long as you're willing to pay for it. Subscription services such as access to oxygen start at package prices of 1 tanuki leaf dollar per month.

Some new rules:
• All must genuflect to the great tanuki in the sky with a bork, both morning and night.
• Everyone must tribute three cups of sake to the tanuki before getting their account approval.
• All who bear witness to the Tanuki's decrees and posts must press the like button upon each one. Any who fail to do so shall be punished and mocked.
• All tanuki (avatars) can double, triple, or quadruple post, as a tanuki could never take up too much space.
• Between the sunlight hours, Rants shall be closed, and instead we shall argue most passionately about how to best floof the fur of the many pawed amongst us.
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Hi! Can I keep the PFP once this event is over? The fluffy is cute, and brings me joy. :3
 
magic9mushroom said:
I am not sure why one would name a (Russian) foxgirl "Red Mercury"; I can see the "Red" as the colour of fox fur, and the association with the Soviets, but I'm not sure why "Red Mercury" as opposed to "Red October" or whatever else, as I don't see an obvious connection between foxgirls and mercury, or for that matter nuclear weapons.
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If I absolutely must explain the joke?

We were trying to put a man on multiple watchlists at once. Clandestinely ordering goods from Russia right now, fissionable materials, human-adjacent trafficking, Epstein, etc. I probably should have woven in a good half dozen other horribly suspect 'this is how you get the CIA to give you a body cavity search' elements but I was lazy. Tacking in 'Red Mercury' as the stripper name of the foxgirl was intended to mesh the human trafficking aspect with seeking nuclear boom-making stuff and the whole ultra-shady-you-are-going-to-get-royally-rolled-here conartist tomfoolery. Red October only would link her to the Soviet Union (underdressed hardcore communist women might actually be a new fetish of mine?) and could theoretically be slightly more on the up-and-up and thus miss the point. Associating with something branded Red Mercury, now, would be tempting fate for everyone in the time zone.

Stacking red flags thirty feet deep and then asking "how could things not end well?" is humorous to my diseased and barely functional brain.
 
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Huh, I just noticed that the original picture was off center lol
Anyway, TANUKI FOR LIFE
 
Sooo, the tomfoolery with the avatars was kinda fun but shouldn't they revert to the original default?
 
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