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Admin Vacation - Reign of Bii

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Wintercat said:
So, how long till there's a new Tanuki-Theme'd skin for the Page?

Oh. I just recalled some of the things Tanuki are famous for.

I hope they would rather go with sexy trickster spirit with a gourd of wine, rather than a pair of fat nuts.
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Probably not - themed skins are difficult to design and have a properly intelligible board in front of them, and the more distinct what you're trying to design around, the harder it is to make. It would take far too many hours of dev time for something that would ultimately be unappreciated by most -changing something that works for the sake of change is something vulture capitalists do to extract value from something they're trying to milk, not something that a stable board that wants minimal disruptions from this change to have complaints about.
 
Biigoh said:
Paradox Threat Bork Bork!


Hark and listen, oh sons of Adam, daughters of Eve... the sins of humanity are countless. The Shepard of Nazarick has lied to you, there is no forgiveness of your sins.

And thus, it is with a heavy paw that Pax Tanukia has descended upon you humans. Rejoice for everything will be permitted. Despair for everything will have a monetary cost attached to it

Pax Tanukia is better than life, itself.

Pax Tanukia will allow you to win at life as long as you're willing to pay for it. Subscription services such as access to oxygen start at package prices of 1 tanuki leaf dollar per month.
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All hail the Great Tanuki, may your reign be awesome and terrible. May the common folk quake with fear under this tyranny, and give offerings of hotpot unto the Biigoh. Loyalty to the new Tanuki order shall be enforced with great zeal.

WE SHALL KEEP YOU SAFE AND OBEDIENT.

Unfortunately, due to Bii not yet paying me in Steam games like Ultima (may he rest peacefully) did, I am now eminently bribable in my power; shortlist of games you can pay me with available upon request.
 
Shadowclonier said:
All hail the Great Tanuki, may your reign be awesome and terrible. May the common folk quake with fear under this tyranny, and give offerings of hotpot unto the Biigoh. Loyalty to the new Tanuki order shall be enforced with great zeal.

WE SHALL KEEP YOU SAFE AND OBEDIENT.

Unfortunately, due to Bii not yet paying me in Steam games like Ultima (may he rest peacefully) did, I am now eminently bribable in my power; shortlist of games you can pay me with available upon request.
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Got it, gonna send you a copy of Bad Rats- I didn't actually check your steam wishlist, but I'm sure it's on there, we can work out what I'm gonna get for my most generous bribe later
 
Biigoh said:
Paradox Threat Bork Bork!


Hark and listen, oh sons of Adam, daughters of Eve... the sins of humanity are countless. The Shepard of Nazarick has lied to you, there is no forgiveness of your sins.

And thus, it is with a heavy paw that Pax Tanukia has descended upon you humans. Rejoice for everything will be permitted. Despair for everything will have a monetary cost attached to it

Pax Tanukia is better than life, itself.

Pax Tanukia will allow you to win at life as long as you're willing to pay for it. Subscription services such as access to oxygen start at package prices of 1 tanuki leaf dollar per month.
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How do tanuki dollars and regular dollars compare?
 
And then suddenly, tanuki tyranny. Not that I have any desire to submit to it.

The hell kind of place Bii intend to turn QQ into, a tanukipunk era? Hell no. I shall not submit to the gene therapy to be a tanuki nor will I go to the psychologist to think more like one. Or God forbid, be nicer to tanukis. Tanukis belong into the hotpot!

Thankfully, the day for that toy I readied if that day ever came is with me. Look out for yourself, Bii, I'm coming at you with my tanukiballs buster fully loaded! Down with the false tanuki peace!
 
Megaolix said:
And then suddenly, tanuki tyranny. Not that I have any desire to submit to it.

The hell kind of place Bii intend to turn QQ into, a tanukipunk era? Hell no. I shall not submit to the gene therapy to be a tanuki nor will I go to the psychologist to think more like one. Or God forbid, be nicer to tanukis. Tanukis belong into the hotpot!

Thankfully, the day for that toy I readied if that day ever came is with me. Look out for yourself, Bii, I'm coming at you with my tanukiballs buster fully loaded! Down with the false tanuki peace!
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Are we sure it's a genuine tanuki though?

I found this evidence that we may have been bamboozled:

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Arkon said:
An announcement on First of April?
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Nah - this has been extensively discussed a long time coming, Bii is just chuuni like that, ignoring his perfectly normal lust for tyranny and hotpot. Outside of about ten thousand active accounts being banned at complete random, you shouldn't see many changes.

It's also still March for all the admins, I'm not sure where the skepticism is coming from.

Technoturnovers said:
Got it, gonna send you a copy of Bad Rats- I didn't actually check your steam wishlist, but I'm sure it's on there, we can work out what I'm gonna get for my most generous bribe later
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Banned, account expunged, life eradicated.
 
ultima333 said:
Hey all, so I'm going to go on a vacation for a while. I'm bored and sleepy, so I figure I'll hibernate for a few years to wait for more updates for To Dance on Thin Ice by @Quibbles to be released.
@alethiophile is similarly indisposed, and @tehelgee went back to his grave to go back to sleep, so the site will be down all the usual admins.

As such, I'm handing Admin privs over to @Biigoh - we trust Bii to be responsible with the site while we're out.

Now remember: Big Tanuki is watching you!
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Rest assured that tanuki are not looping space and time!
 
I am the law~ New
Biigoh said:
Some new rules:
• All must genuflect to the great tanuki in the sky with a bork, both morning and night.
• Everyone must tribute three cups of sake to the tanuki before getting their account approval.
• All who bear witness to the Tanuki's decrees and posts must press the like button upon each one. Any who fail to do so shall be punished and mocked.
• All tanuki (avatars) can double, triple, or quadruple post, as a tanuki could never take up too much space.
• Between the sunlight hours, Rants shall be closed, and instead we shall argue most passionately about how to best floof the fur of the many pawed amongst us.
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Bork~
 
Admins are sleeping and they left the Great and Venerable Tanuki to guard the post?
Does this mean I can start releasing the memetic kill agents?
I worked real hard on them! :)
I made one out of gorilla glue and spaghettios.
 
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