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Admin Vacation - Reign of Bii

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Noli manere, manere in memoria
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Biigoth
Biigoth

Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Biigoth
Biigoth

Ferum terribile, terribile fatum

Noli manere, manere in memoria
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Biigoth
Biigoth

Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum
Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi

Noli manere in memoria
Saevam iram et dolorem
Ferum terribile fatum
Ille iterum veniet

Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili

Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Qui mortem invitavis)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Poena funesta natus)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Noli nomen vocare)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Ille iterum veniet)

Biigoth
Biigoth

Biigoth!
 
Biigoh said:
1 tanuki leaf dollar is worth 5 british pounds.
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I see, I see. And what, pray tell, shall be the usage of these payments? I of course, fully support our most august and glorious king of fluff, but I am a poor man, underfunded and unpaid for my past work by the old regime. Surely, a kind and righteous ruler such as yourself would never allow such hardship to continue for their loyal officials?
 
JadeKaiser said:
I see, I see. And what, pray tell, shall be the usage of these payments? I of course, fully support our most august and glorious king of fluff, but I am a poor man, underfunded and unpaid for my past work by the old regime. Surely, a kind and righteous ruler such as yourself would never allow such hardship to continue for their loyal officials?
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Tanuki magic runs on tanuki leaf dollars
 
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If this in your Opinion in any capacity, shape, and/or form Violates Rule 5, 8, or 9 then inform me so I may Delete the Post. I guarantee you if any Slurs are present it's because of my ignorance of them and I have had trouble determining what's "On Topic". Thank you and your assistance is appreciated.
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Biigoh said:
• All must genuflect to the great tanuki in the sky with a bork, both morning and night.
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Unenforcable. How would you know.

• Everyone must tribute three cups of sake to the tanuki before getting their account approval.
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Not everyone has access to sake.

• All who bear witness to the Tanuki's decrees and posts must press the like button upon each one. Any who fail to do so shall be punished and mocked.
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Already do but what would you even do and... How would you know?

• All tanuki (avatars) can double, triple, or quadruple post, as a tanuki could never take up too much space.
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Chaning is against the Rules?

Also: I... Am a cat.
Meow.
Tanukis are just dog shaped cats that look like raccoons and have a bear like life style while sounding like foxes

• Between the sunlight hours, Rants shall be closed, and instead we shall argue most passionately about how to best floof the fur of the many pawed amongst us.
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Obviously you should comb it with your tongue or demand to be attended to by your monkey slaves.

evildice said:
God is dead, there is only Tanuki.
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Always has been.

Biigoh said:
1 tanuki leaf dollar is worth 5 british pounds.
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How many are in lira? Rupiah? Yen?

riotous living said:
Is there an official tanuki dollar format or will our illustrous admin be taking design suggestions?
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Probably just a leaf with a "T" carved into one side and our radiant tanuki supreme majestically painted on the other.

Umbra99 said:
Burn the heretic
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BURN!

2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful said:
Someone's asking to be sent to the pot...
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It's an insubordinate insurgent on a regicide! PROTECC DA FLOOF!
 
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...Should I do a new Chapter of Tanuki Taylor to Celebrate our new Tanuki overlord?
 
I was worried that I'd gotten hacked for a while.

And then, once I realized that everything was still in place, after 5 minutes of frantic panic. I spent quite a while mad at whatever mod had decided to single me out by overriding my account for just the mere purpose of forcing an avatar on me. Like, I was speculating that they felt I should be ashamed about what I specifically had done, and was therefore going to take a step to strip me of my anonymity as a subtle "fuck you", preventing me from blending in.

And now I realize it's all just an April fools prank done to everybody?

/sigh

Well, at least it stopped me from procrastinating on finalizing my Avatar.
 
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Behold a peace offering
The-Big-O.jpg
 
unitedluck said:
For some reason my profile picture is that of a trash panda now 😅
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Gnomishness said:
I was worried that I'd gotten hacked for a while.


And now I realize it's all just an April fools prank done to everybody?

/sigh

Well, at least it stopped me from procrastinating on finalizing my Avatar.
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Sorry, I sold my soul to BIG TANUK (tm) for a funny, and now I've gotta fight a raccoon to the death for wearing Tanuki-face. Fucking trash pandas.
 
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