Peanuckle
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Man, his trial was a sham. Canary's railroad didn't even come close to his.
The sad thing is that its true, and Scion hasn't even flipped his shit yet.
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Man, his trial was a sham. Canary's railroad didn't even come close to his.
The sad thing is that its true, and Scion hasn't even flipped his shit yet.
CUI ICBM launching. Because it just wouldn't be Christmas without nuclear fallout.You do realize that the office christmas party will now feature a Endbringer Interrupt just as Amelia's closes in on third base?
.5 a word? That's an average of about ten bucks a chapter. Or twenty a day.Whats your going rate? I usually pay about 0.5 cents per word. If you want comissions, make up a profile of what you charge and what you're willing to write, and I'm sure a few people will pay you!
Then we can make demands of you.
I can't begin to guess. Fixed now.Something has occurred to me, In chapter 59 the spider Cuddle Bug was named Snowball, but more recently, in chapters 212 and 213, it has been named Fluffy. When did that change?
They never had a point where it was a feasible idea.
Been done. Mentioned in a few chapters. Used in combat against The Butcher.
That wasn't a typo. She was talking to plural dog mutants.
Heh, amusing both because he has a point about how often world ending threats crop up and he also managed to sneak in an insult. I like it.
back to the Birdcage
hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo eyes
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missing newlines"But if we did try," Saint said, "And if we succeeded in releasing some specific individuals, you wouldn't be especially unhappy, would you?"
Dragon hesitated long enough for everyone to get the before she spoke. "I sincerely doubt the individuals you would release are the ones I'd be happy to see getting their freedom. You associate with the wrong people, Saint."
*fix fic intensifies*"There are others, as well," the woman who apologized spoke. "One of my girls was unfairly imprisoned, another needs psychiatric care that we can't provide. The only reason either is still alive is because of my protection. Their freedom is a condition of my involvement."
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CUI ICBM launching. Because it just wouldn't be Christmas without nuclear fallout.
.5 a word? That's an average of about ten bucks a chapter. Or twenty a day.
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Does this mean there's something in the works for Taylor?Amelia's power has seen vastly more use and variety of use than Amy's ever did. GU is giving her a greater title for it.
Nobody would even look at him! So much for an unbiased jury.Man, his trial was a sham. Canary's railroad didn't even come close to his.
Ah, that was what I was thinking of. thought that was one of the actual chapters, heh.You're thinking of this omake:
http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/15902492/
Vicky, on phone: "Mom, I need legal representation again....No I'm not in jail for going overboard and killing someone I could have subdued alive.....again. It's my contract again.... Yes, yes, I know other people have to get good lines every now and then; but it's specifically written in my contract that I get the best lines... No Mom, I don't think this is a frivolous use of your legal talents and skills as a lawyer... But Mom! It was MARQUIS!!! Mom? Mom? You still there?""If it comes to the point where we need your help that desperately, then we've already lost," Chevalier remarked.
"So... see you next Tuesday, then?" Marquis quipped back.
Yes, he was quite pleasant that one time I met him. We discussed politics and religion over tea. Then.... Well I can't quite remember what happened, it's all a bit hazy, but I know I had fun.... I'll just never figure out how I ended up with so much hand lotion on my eyelids by the time I woke up....Genoscythe the Eye Raper was a joke in canon comments by PsychoGecko. Probably quite a pleasant fellow really.
Can't quite tell if you're joking about Genoscythe being nice or PsycoGecko, considering his comments...Genoscythe the Eye Raper was a joke in canon comments by PsychoGecko. Probably quite a pleasant fellow really.
Can't quite tell if you're joking about Genoscythe being nice or PsycoGecko, considering his comments...
Was hoping you would
We're not that far yet.don't worry about Genoscythe, wildbow confirmed he died in the final battle.
They're still trying to save people from an Endbringer. Most capes are borderline useless in this regard, so letting people out of where they've been imprisoned for being absolute assholes so that they can do superficial damage and then go back to terrorizing people is detrimental, not helpful.Well, this was a bit pointless. So they learned that GU apparently knows about Scion and that certain Birdcage inmates would be willing to fight. But they're unwilling to use it.
"... and before I make the next announcement, I want to remind everyone that Pantheon's public policy has always been, and always will be, one second chance. Therefore in accordance with this policy we are proud to announce our newest member, who has changed his cape name, Genosickle the Eye Lover."OH GOD! TanaNari's writing this as the darkest fix fic. He'll probably survive!
This. The ONLY Birdcaged capes that are useful at an Endbringer fight that we know of are Glastig Uaine and Canary. Glastig Uaine for her overwhelming power - it would be like having a second Eidolon. Canary for the morale booster trick Khepri used her for in the final battle in canon. But GU isn't remotely trustworthy atm and no one has even thought of that trick with Canary yet. Though I doubt anyone who mattered would object to Canary being released.They're still trying to save people from an Endbringer. Most capes are borderline useless in this regard, so letting people out of where they've been imprisoned for being absolute assholes so that they can do superficial damage and then go back to terrorizing people is detrimental, not helpful.
There's also the issue that pretty much no one trusts them further then a normal human can throw Behemoth. That's not a good addition to the clusterfuck that is Endbringer battles.
Because she is an Empress now - Royalty instead of a commoner. Plus she is doing a lot more with her powers beyond healing.I know someone else beat me to it....but DAMN man, that's got to be the single cruelest thing I've seen said in the thread as a whole. Look back at the thread, see how cruel some of the comments can be...then realize you've said WORSE.
Oh and TanaNari....why did GU refer to Amelia as "The Royal Artisan," when GU's always referred to Amelia as "The Shaper?" (at least I think shaper was the term she's used....)
Do we not pay you in Likes? Have we not elevated you to Person of Greatest Likes within this site in a mere pittance of time!? Know your place, sirrah!!When you the readers start paying me for this, we can discuss your demands.
Which--yes, as he says, which will have to be after he switches over to original fiction, to avoid lawsuits.Whats your going rate? I usually pay about 0.5 cents per word. If you want comissions, make up a profile of what you charge and what you're willing to write, and I'm sure a few people will pay you!
Then we can make demands of you. Evil laughter?
I like how a second of thought makes this so obvious. Of course the super-misandrist was going to set up the super-misogynist. Using a woman to do it was probably just icing on the cake.Lustrum convinced him that I, as the most powerful of the Birdcage, was the most valuable target
Word missing. I have issues*? Problems*?It is no secret that I have with the nature of the Birdcage, but this would only make matters worse.
You say that like people can't have much wordier styles than yours. Especially yours, in some ways. My own style is pretty damn verbose, for instance. It's just the way that I write, and is something that I have to struggle against when I'm trying to cut down on the wordcount.The more I reread canon and compare it to my style, the more I begin to suspect Wildbow of deliberately padding his word count.
Which--yes, as he says, which will have to be after he switches over to original fiction, to avoid lawsuits.
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There has to be someone in there with an exploitable power for Pantheon
If that was Cauldron's goal, then it's pretty poorly executed. Two thirds of the people who have gone to the Birdcage have been killed, and you can't let anyone out of the Birdcage without letting six Strangers out:Wasn't the birdcage pretty much designed by Cauldron for this kind of clusterfuck of a situation?
It isn't clear to me why they didn't set up individual cells so that the prisoners couldn't kill one another, and so they could release people individually. Frankly, allowing them to talk to one another and form hierarchical structures is a terrible idea; it means that if you let them out, they're going to form their own groups.Scarab 25.5 said:"Thirty six in all," Dragon said. "One in five of the people currently in the Birdcage, almost. Six more could potentially use the opportunity to slip out, through Stranger powers or other malfeasance. Glancing over the notes my artificial intelligences have made regarding the facility, I can guess who some of the cell block leaders would choose to release. No. I harbor concerns about the Birdcage, but this is not the answer to that."
Shaper shard has NOTHING to do with healing. It's the shard the entities use to manipulate it's own structure (this is why Amelia can handle a world-sized Yggdrasil), the perfect bio-manipulator; Healing was an unintended side-effect, and more a product of how Amy chose to use it.Because she is an Empress now - Royalty instead of a commoner. Plus she is doing a lot more with her powers beyond healing.