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I don't think they would bring in "This is war!" Tagg without PRT appearance of control being threatened like in canon.
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Charm Learning Shard (Worm/Exalted) (COMPLETED)
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omni001
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Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on which you think is the bigger asshole, Calvert is still next in line to become director.
Whitesnake Pelinal
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He must be giggling like a school girl at all these free 'L's Piggy is taking. Though I suppose they could be too soon for his taste.
Aurora Raven
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Taylor's really internalising that Empire mindset if she's using slurs when she's not playing the role.
Also, first time I've heard of that particular slur.
Whitesnake Pelinal
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Well, she was gang-raped by migrants after being left unconscious by an urban youth playing the knockout game.
Kennethil
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This bank robbery scene was pretty glorious, not gonna lie. Canon bank hostages were surely afraid of venomous spiders, but here they must have felt like they were being held by the fucking joker with 2 harleys. So crazy you fear they'll cap you on the way out just for a laugh.
PlasticSoldier
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Yes, I was also thinking that "pavement ape" just meant humans in general. Thanks for introducing me to a new slur, I guess.
Doc Sithicus
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It's quite an old one. If my memory serves me right, the last time I heard it used was over 10 years ago by some rather very tough hombres who were very enthusiastically un-diversifying their neighborhood.
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Praetrunco
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To be fair, given what the Directors were saying post-Behemoth, that appearance and said threats are extremely tenuous and subjective.
It doesn't even take a thinker going "If Tagg doesn't go to Brockton Bay, [garbage nonsensical WEDGDG thinkerism]!" *everyone gasps because that's worse than nuking Nilbog* And heyyo, we've got the heroes laying siege to a soup kitchen or an obstetrician's office, so all it really takes is someone deciding to show that either poaching Wards, planting them as spies, or any other scenario that explains Stalker / Ghost is treated the way Canary was.
Especially if Contessa is able to path Taylor and can tell shoving conflict Taylor's way is the silver bullet they've wanted all along.
Daniel Snuts
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'Triumvirate' also implies rulership, something your suggested names lack. But the next time someone writes a Worm fic, I'd love if it was an AU where Hero is alive, and the Protectorate is led by the Boss Rhombus.
They obviously disapprove of twitch thottery, but every cape in he Empire was there when missions were handed out. It's common knowledge that Kaiser sold her down the river, and so they politely don't bring up the degrading thing she was forced to endure in the line of duty.
The ones who secretly liked it and watched the whole thing are especially silent. Imagine walking into the strongest concentration of anti-degenerate sentiment in the city and mentioning that you've had impure thoughts about their underage war hero/mascot.
Whitesnake Pelinal
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And here I was, expecting poor Taylor to get dragged into more online propaganda in the name of engagement with impressionable (and obviously directionless) youth.
Damn, these Brockton Nazis are a cut above.
R.A.G.
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Damn, Hero really got killed for PR reasons.
And, yeah, Taylor's trauma and general salt are really bleeding through here. I'm echoing that I think she'll get caught at Arcadia once she has GGs power locked in. Only question is if she goes into the Wards from there, or things escalate to the point of her going to the Birdcage somehow.
And, yeah, Taylor's trauma and general salt are really bleeding through here. I'm echoing that I think she'll get caught at Arcadia once she has GGs power locked in. Only question is if she goes into the Wards from there, or things escalate to the point of her going to the Birdcage somehow.
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See I know you wrote 'the Birdcasge' there but for some odd reason all I see when I look at those words is 'AYCE Buffet' instead. It's the strangest thing...
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And I read yours as "Birdsage", which brings its own kinds of potential for fun.
I suppose as reclusive remote hermit locations go, orbit counts.
Next time Taylor goes on a vision quest or needs a master sensei to tutor her in esoteric techniques, Ziz will be happy to oblige.
Same deal if the Bauman Parahuman Containment Facility Barbershop Quartet needs someone to pad their numbers. Those endbringer super thinker and tinker powers mean she's gotta be a great roadie with that ability to throw together complex tech from a bunch of scraps high above the city, and at least passable at playing most instruments.
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Aisha is waiting for you back the lair. She's jumping from foot to foot with anticipation, but stills when she see that you're empty-handed.
"I thought we were going to split the loot?" she says.
"Do you have any idea what security measures they have in place to keep you from just stealing money out of a bank vault and spending it willy-nilly?" you ask.
"Well..." She frowns. "Not really?"
"Me neither. Which is why I hired professionals to handle the laundering process."
"Oh." She nods to show that she understands, but still looks crestfallen.
"I get it," you say. "In the movie currently playing out in your head - titled 'Aisha becomes a respected and feared villain' - the loot-splitting scene is really cool, with laughter and wisecracks and money scattered all over the table."
From the look on her face you were dead on the money with your guess, but she hadn't actually put it into words until you did.
Alec chuckles and shakes his head. "Fucking Thinkers, eh?" he says.
"Look," you say, "I'll call them and ask them to send over a bunch of cash instead of just putting everything in a bank account for you. Come back here tomorrow after school and we'll do it properly."
"Fine," Aisha mutters, slightly happier at being indulged than upset at being condescended to.
Objectively speaking paying Number Man's fees for overnight cash delivery is a giant waste of money, but employee morale is important when you only have soft Master powers. It's not as if you're in this for the money anyway. Once the Number Man comes through you'll have more money than you could possibly need for day-to-day matters, while still being well short of the amounts needed for large-scale orichalcum production. The marginal value of a few grand here or there is basically zero.
---
Lisa sends you a message the next day while you're at school. Not, as you had expected, congratulations or chastisement for becoming a better villain than her on your first try (not your intention at all, but as far as you know the Undersiders still haven't robbed any banks). It just says 'watch chnl 4 2nite'. Did she take your success so personally she's going to one-up you tonight?
You'll find out soon enough, so you just shrug and go about your day - still trying to stalk Glory Girl without her boyfriend catching you. Your study of her is about halfway done, you think. You don't even remember how long you've been doing this now, but the way you've been snatching glimpses one lunch break at a time makes Rune seem quick and easy. Looking at the calendar, you might not actually finish before she graduates. But what else are you supposed to do at school?
Number Man (or rather, some minion of his) delivered the cash to a storage locker at Brockton Central Station, and texted you the combination. It's barely a detour to pick it up on your way to the lair, but your own minions are all there waiting for you anyway. Well, Aisha is younger than you, her school probably lets out earlier. And neither of Ghost goes to school in the first place.
"'Sup goys," you greet them as you throw the money on the table.
"'Sup, what?" Aisha asks.
Oops. "'Goys,'" you repeat calmly, not letting any hint of consternation show on your face or in your voice. "From the Hebrew 'goyim', 'gentiles'."
"Did you just accidentally drop nazi slang on your black friend?"
"Since when are we-" Your response is reflexive, but trails off when your brain processes what your mouth is saying. "Huh. Since when are we friends?"
"Beats me," Aisha says cheerfully. "Guess I grow on people."
"Like a fungus," you agree. "Still works as a greeting, doesn't it? I'm assuming you're not a Black Israelite."
"Would you gas me if I said I was?"
You snort. "Nazis fucking love Black Israelites. They're hilarious, and piss off real jews something fierce."
"Heh. Bet they hate BITN, though."
"Not really? We hold no territory and no ideology, and we haven't attacked them, so why would they care? Can't even use us to make a statement about black crime, because all capes are psychos regardless of race. Anyway," you gesture at the bag you dropped on the table, still unopened, "did you maybe want some money?"
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You have to admit, Aisha's loot-splitting scene is enjoyable. There's something inherently satisfying about shoving big stacks of cash around, in no way diminished by the way you also give each member a shiny new debit card containing several times that amount. Aisha also insisted that each of you place your mask on the table next to your loot pile. You indulged her, amused at how seriously she took a photo op occurring entirely inside her own head.
She is not entirely content, though. She glances from her pile of loot, to Ghost's slightly larger pile, to your significantly larger pile.
"What gives?" she demands.
"I get a double share, because-" you start ticking points off on your fingers "- one, I'm the boss. Two, I came up with the plan. Three, I paid for everything out of pocket - including the lair you're chilling in and the costume you're wearing." It's cute that she changed into her costume for this.
"Okay, okay." She holds up her hands in some combination of surrender and 'please stop talking'. "But-"
"Ghost gets a bit extra since she's eating for two," you say, not quite able to keep a smile from your lips.
Aisha stares wide-eyed at Sophia. "She's preggers?" Alec also glances between her and you, one eyebrow raised in question.
You burst out laughing. "No, silly. Ghost is literally one mind in two bodies. Duh."
"You set me up for that," Aisha grumbles.
"You can't prove anything."
She grimaces, but leans back and starts playing with a wad of bills. "Fine, you got me. What's next, boss?"
"Next? Do you owe money to the mafia? Are they going to break your legs if you don't pay them back next week?"
"No..?"
"Then what's next is kicking back and relaxing, and enjoying being rich. I know you like being a villain, but if villainy is full-time job you're doing it wrong."
"Isn't he-" Aisha gestures at Alec, who holds up his hands in protest.
"I get paid a retainer to be on call for villainy," he says. "Most days I don't do shit."
"Okay, I get it. I dunno, I sort of expected..."
"Taylor's clever plan to get us nemeses, like all proper villains should have?" you suggest.
Aisha pouts in your direction. "Do you have to be a Thinker all the time?"
"They really do", Alec says. As Tattletale's teammate, he'd know.
"I mean, yeah, I kind of wanted a nemesis to fuck with. It's not fair, I bet you both already have one."
Do you? You hadn't considered it in those terms before, but to ask the question is to answer it. You do have a nemesis. Fucking Gallant. "I do," you confirm.
"Not me," Alec says. "I guess Shadow Stalker was the collective Undersiders nemesis ever since she almost killed Grue, but-"
"She what?" Aisha demands. She holds out a hand in your direction, but her eyes are fixed on Sophia. "Knife."
You lean across the table and materialize your knife so that it falls into her hand, while Alec rolls his eyes. "I'm not happy with how he bled all over my couch either, but could you hold off until I'm not inside her?"
"No," Aisha says firmly.
"Villainy is more of a feminine role anyway," you say, phrasing it that way specifically to see if it annoys Alec. It doesn't, at least not above his baseline annoyance at Aisha carving patterns into Sophia. "You can take steps to appear more thwartable, but ultimately it's up to the heroes to make the first move and suggestively foil your plans. In the nemesis marketplace you're the pursued, not the pursuer."
Aisha makes a vaguely affirmative grunt, her attention focused elsewhere. "The two of us could have a movie night at the lair if you want," you suggest.
That gets her attention. " What about-" She gestures towards Alec.
"Alec will be busy tonight."
Alec groans his 'fucking Thinkers' groan. It's funny how once you have a reputation as a smug Thinker, people assume all your knowledge is supernatural in origin.
"You go-" You hesitate. Aisha is the minion, but between the two of you, you're the one currently dressed in civvies. "I'll go buy snacks, you put Ghost to bed."
---
"What the fuck?" you demand. Channel 4 is broadcasting live from a charity event celebrating the defeat of the ABB. It's not that you're opposed to charity, or unhappy about the city no longer blowing up. It's that the event is chock full of heroes, who are taking credit for it. The fucking gall of these people.
"Yeah," Aisha says. "They should at least acknowledge who killed Bakuda." She pauses for effect. "Bakuda herself! Maybe a statue... Oh wait, she's already a statue!"
"And who made that happen?" you grumble.
"Uber?" Aisha suggests innocently, before dodging thrown popcorn. It's not that you told her what happened - Uber&Leet's final stream is by far their most viewed, with copies archived all over the internet. Everyone knows what happened. Which just makes the heroes trying to claim credit even more annoying. Wow, you arrested everyone too stupid to stop wearing gang colors when all their parahuman muscle was gone, really impressive.
(if they'd arrested them slightly faster- no, don't think about it)
You're not even sure Lisa is doing crime tonight, anymore. She might just have Thinker'd that you don't really watch TV anymore, and given you the heads up so you could get good and mad tonight. Possibly as a therapeutic measure. She-
Belay that. Three monster dogs just crashed through the ceiling, sending glass shards raining down on the cream of Brockton Bay's society. Riding them are, of course, Tattletale, Grue, Regent and Hellhound. As well as... huh. You've heard capes in costume referred to as 'clowns' before, but that girl takes it literally. Parahuman mercenary Circus, you presume.
That's all you see before darkness explodes out from Grue, covering the entire room - or at least the camera.
"You knew that was going to happen," Aisha accuses.
"Sort of." You shake your head in amazement. Yes, the amount of jewelry present in that room would no doubt make for a decent payday. But also present is the entire goddamn Protectorate, and a fair chunk of the Wards - and you're pretty sure you spotted Victoria Dallon in the crowd. Good luck stealing her diamond necklace.
Any sane villain who knew about this event would rob literally any other place tonight, while the heroes are all busy schmoozing the 1%. But you have to admit, if they somehow pull this off Lisa will have handily topped you in the villain game.
The black screen cuts to a harried-looking news anchor type person, who promises that they will report what is happening as soon as they find out themselves. In the meantime, a hastily assembled panel starts discussing the history of the Undersiders, and speculating as to why the previously sneaky team would suddenly throw themselves straight at the most retarded risk/reward ratio imaginable.
You'd like to know that yourself, but you're more likely to find out by asking Lisa tomorrow - assuming she doesn't get herself arrested.
"Another movie?" you suggest. Aisha shakes her head, her eyes glued to the screen. Okay, so she's more invested in this than you are. You lean back and eat some popcorn. How long can a cape fight last, anyway?
---
There is no further footage from the fight, but you are able to piece together what happened from interviews with eyewitnesses. To sum it up, no one ended up looking very good. The Undersiders (plus Circus) started out by selectively dispelling parts of the darkness in sequence to defeat the heroes in detail. This worked extremely well, right up until it didn't.
One slip was all it took, and Grue ended up in containment foam. But he responded by pumping out as much darkness as possible, covering the entire building and a fair bit of the surrounding neighborhood. It's not just darkness, either - it also suppresses sound and radio signals, and messes with people's sense of direction. It was almost an hour before the heroes managed to find and sedate him.
The whole time the rich elite of Brockton Bay was trapped in supernatural sensory deprivation, stumbling into walls and falling down stairs in their panic. And apparently Thinker beats Shaker, because the rest of the Undersiders managed to find their way outside and got away. But they barely got any loot, and lost one of their members. As you said, no one ended up looking good.
"We have to save him!" Aisha says.
"No we don't." You hold up a hand to forestall an argument. "Because the Undersiders are going to do that already. You can offer them your services if you want, but BITN plotting a separate jailbreak and getting in their way serves no one."
"I thought we were going to split the loot?" she says.
"Do you have any idea what security measures they have in place to keep you from just stealing money out of a bank vault and spending it willy-nilly?" you ask.
"Well..." She frowns. "Not really?"
"Me neither. Which is why I hired professionals to handle the laundering process."
"Oh." She nods to show that she understands, but still looks crestfallen.
"I get it," you say. "In the movie currently playing out in your head - titled 'Aisha becomes a respected and feared villain' - the loot-splitting scene is really cool, with laughter and wisecracks and money scattered all over the table."
From the look on her face you were dead on the money with your guess, but she hadn't actually put it into words until you did.
Alec chuckles and shakes his head. "Fucking Thinkers, eh?" he says.
"Look," you say, "I'll call them and ask them to send over a bunch of cash instead of just putting everything in a bank account for you. Come back here tomorrow after school and we'll do it properly."
"Fine," Aisha mutters, slightly happier at being indulged than upset at being condescended to.
Objectively speaking paying Number Man's fees for overnight cash delivery is a giant waste of money, but employee morale is important when you only have soft Master powers. It's not as if you're in this for the money anyway. Once the Number Man comes through you'll have more money than you could possibly need for day-to-day matters, while still being well short of the amounts needed for large-scale orichalcum production. The marginal value of a few grand here or there is basically zero.
---
Lisa sends you a message the next day while you're at school. Not, as you had expected, congratulations or chastisement for becoming a better villain than her on your first try (not your intention at all, but as far as you know the Undersiders still haven't robbed any banks). It just says 'watch chnl 4 2nite'. Did she take your success so personally she's going to one-up you tonight?
You'll find out soon enough, so you just shrug and go about your day - still trying to stalk Glory Girl without her boyfriend catching you. Your study of her is about halfway done, you think. You don't even remember how long you've been doing this now, but the way you've been snatching glimpses one lunch break at a time makes Rune seem quick and easy. Looking at the calendar, you might not actually finish before she graduates. But what else are you supposed to do at school?
Number Man (or rather, some minion of his) delivered the cash to a storage locker at Brockton Central Station, and texted you the combination. It's barely a detour to pick it up on your way to the lair, but your own minions are all there waiting for you anyway. Well, Aisha is younger than you, her school probably lets out earlier. And neither of Ghost goes to school in the first place.
"'Sup goys," you greet them as you throw the money on the table.
"'Sup, what?" Aisha asks.
Oops. "'Goys,'" you repeat calmly, not letting any hint of consternation show on your face or in your voice. "From the Hebrew 'goyim', 'gentiles'."
"Did you just accidentally drop nazi slang on your black friend?"
"Since when are we-" Your response is reflexive, but trails off when your brain processes what your mouth is saying. "Huh. Since when are we friends?"
"Beats me," Aisha says cheerfully. "Guess I grow on people."
"Like a fungus," you agree. "Still works as a greeting, doesn't it? I'm assuming you're not a Black Israelite."
"Would you gas me if I said I was?"
You snort. "Nazis fucking love Black Israelites. They're hilarious, and piss off real jews something fierce."
"Heh. Bet they hate BITN, though."
"Not really? We hold no territory and no ideology, and we haven't attacked them, so why would they care? Can't even use us to make a statement about black crime, because all capes are psychos regardless of race. Anyway," you gesture at the bag you dropped on the table, still unopened, "did you maybe want some money?"
---
You have to admit, Aisha's loot-splitting scene is enjoyable. There's something inherently satisfying about shoving big stacks of cash around, in no way diminished by the way you also give each member a shiny new debit card containing several times that amount. Aisha also insisted that each of you place your mask on the table next to your loot pile. You indulged her, amused at how seriously she took a photo op occurring entirely inside her own head.
She is not entirely content, though. She glances from her pile of loot, to Ghost's slightly larger pile, to your significantly larger pile.
"What gives?" she demands.
"I get a double share, because-" you start ticking points off on your fingers "- one, I'm the boss. Two, I came up with the plan. Three, I paid for everything out of pocket - including the lair you're chilling in and the costume you're wearing." It's cute that she changed into her costume for this.
"Okay, okay." She holds up her hands in some combination of surrender and 'please stop talking'. "But-"
"Ghost gets a bit extra since she's eating for two," you say, not quite able to keep a smile from your lips.
Aisha stares wide-eyed at Sophia. "She's preggers?" Alec also glances between her and you, one eyebrow raised in question.
You burst out laughing. "No, silly. Ghost is literally one mind in two bodies. Duh."
"You set me up for that," Aisha grumbles.
"You can't prove anything."
She grimaces, but leans back and starts playing with a wad of bills. "Fine, you got me. What's next, boss?"
"Next? Do you owe money to the mafia? Are they going to break your legs if you don't pay them back next week?"
"No..?"
"Then what's next is kicking back and relaxing, and enjoying being rich. I know you like being a villain, but if villainy is full-time job you're doing it wrong."
"Isn't he-" Aisha gestures at Alec, who holds up his hands in protest.
"I get paid a retainer to be on call for villainy," he says. "Most days I don't do shit."
"Okay, I get it. I dunno, I sort of expected..."
"Taylor's clever plan to get us nemeses, like all proper villains should have?" you suggest.
Aisha pouts in your direction. "Do you have to be a Thinker all the time?"
"They really do", Alec says. As Tattletale's teammate, he'd know.
"I mean, yeah, I kind of wanted a nemesis to fuck with. It's not fair, I bet you both already have one."
Do you? You hadn't considered it in those terms before, but to ask the question is to answer it. You do have a nemesis. Fucking Gallant. "I do," you confirm.
"Not me," Alec says. "I guess Shadow Stalker was the collective Undersiders nemesis ever since she almost killed Grue, but-"
"She what?" Aisha demands. She holds out a hand in your direction, but her eyes are fixed on Sophia. "Knife."
You lean across the table and materialize your knife so that it falls into her hand, while Alec rolls his eyes. "I'm not happy with how he bled all over my couch either, but could you hold off until I'm not inside her?"
"No," Aisha says firmly.
"Villainy is more of a feminine role anyway," you say, phrasing it that way specifically to see if it annoys Alec. It doesn't, at least not above his baseline annoyance at Aisha carving patterns into Sophia. "You can take steps to appear more thwartable, but ultimately it's up to the heroes to make the first move and suggestively foil your plans. In the nemesis marketplace you're the pursued, not the pursuer."
Aisha makes a vaguely affirmative grunt, her attention focused elsewhere. "The two of us could have a movie night at the lair if you want," you suggest.
That gets her attention. " What about-" She gestures towards Alec.
"Alec will be busy tonight."
Alec groans his 'fucking Thinkers' groan. It's funny how once you have a reputation as a smug Thinker, people assume all your knowledge is supernatural in origin.
"You go-" You hesitate. Aisha is the minion, but between the two of you, you're the one currently dressed in civvies. "I'll go buy snacks, you put Ghost to bed."
---
"What the fuck?" you demand. Channel 4 is broadcasting live from a charity event celebrating the defeat of the ABB. It's not that you're opposed to charity, or unhappy about the city no longer blowing up. It's that the event is chock full of heroes, who are taking credit for it. The fucking gall of these people.
"Yeah," Aisha says. "They should at least acknowledge who killed Bakuda." She pauses for effect. "Bakuda herself! Maybe a statue... Oh wait, she's already a statue!"
"And who made that happen?" you grumble.
"Uber?" Aisha suggests innocently, before dodging thrown popcorn. It's not that you told her what happened - Uber&Leet's final stream is by far their most viewed, with copies archived all over the internet. Everyone knows what happened. Which just makes the heroes trying to claim credit even more annoying. Wow, you arrested everyone too stupid to stop wearing gang colors when all their parahuman muscle was gone, really impressive.
(if they'd arrested them slightly faster- no, don't think about it)
You're not even sure Lisa is doing crime tonight, anymore. She might just have Thinker'd that you don't really watch TV anymore, and given you the heads up so you could get good and mad tonight. Possibly as a therapeutic measure. She-
Belay that. Three monster dogs just crashed through the ceiling, sending glass shards raining down on the cream of Brockton Bay's society. Riding them are, of course, Tattletale, Grue, Regent and Hellhound. As well as... huh. You've heard capes in costume referred to as 'clowns' before, but that girl takes it literally. Parahuman mercenary Circus, you presume.
That's all you see before darkness explodes out from Grue, covering the entire room - or at least the camera.
"You knew that was going to happen," Aisha accuses.
"Sort of." You shake your head in amazement. Yes, the amount of jewelry present in that room would no doubt make for a decent payday. But also present is the entire goddamn Protectorate, and a fair chunk of the Wards - and you're pretty sure you spotted Victoria Dallon in the crowd. Good luck stealing her diamond necklace.
Any sane villain who knew about this event would rob literally any other place tonight, while the heroes are all busy schmoozing the 1%. But you have to admit, if they somehow pull this off Lisa will have handily topped you in the villain game.
The black screen cuts to a harried-looking news anchor type person, who promises that they will report what is happening as soon as they find out themselves. In the meantime, a hastily assembled panel starts discussing the history of the Undersiders, and speculating as to why the previously sneaky team would suddenly throw themselves straight at the most retarded risk/reward ratio imaginable.
You'd like to know that yourself, but you're more likely to find out by asking Lisa tomorrow - assuming she doesn't get herself arrested.
"Another movie?" you suggest. Aisha shakes her head, her eyes glued to the screen. Okay, so she's more invested in this than you are. You lean back and eat some popcorn. How long can a cape fight last, anyway?
---
There is no further footage from the fight, but you are able to piece together what happened from interviews with eyewitnesses. To sum it up, no one ended up looking very good. The Undersiders (plus Circus) started out by selectively dispelling parts of the darkness in sequence to defeat the heroes in detail. This worked extremely well, right up until it didn't.
One slip was all it took, and Grue ended up in containment foam. But he responded by pumping out as much darkness as possible, covering the entire building and a fair bit of the surrounding neighborhood. It's not just darkness, either - it also suppresses sound and radio signals, and messes with people's sense of direction. It was almost an hour before the heroes managed to find and sedate him.
The whole time the rich elite of Brockton Bay was trapped in supernatural sensory deprivation, stumbling into walls and falling down stairs in their panic. And apparently Thinker beats Shaker, because the rest of the Undersiders managed to find their way outside and got away. But they barely got any loot, and lost one of their members. As you said, no one ended up looking good.
"We have to save him!" Aisha says.
"No we don't." You hold up a hand to forestall an argument. "Because the Undersiders are going to do that already. You can offer them your services if you want, but BITN plotting a separate jailbreak and getting in their way serves no one."
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Beautiful. Now Coil wants to put his hands on Tattletale's new friend.
Thanks for the chapter!
Thanks for the chapter!
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The amount of injuries people get and the compact timeline of pre-timeskip worm make a general parahuman healing factor basically canon even though it's explicitly not the case.
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I had to google them, couldn't believe it was a real thing. Watched some YT videos, made me laugh as well.
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Forget having to abandon Loki (I still think insisting on the space made for a stupid name), is she gonna have to abandon her Taylor identity? With her new dots of Resources and Shaping the Ideal Form, unless they connect the dots between Taylor being Low Key, and Emma seeing Sophia and Taylor being buddy buddy, with SS taking orders from Poltergeist who was very upset about SS's crimes against Taylor (Why do I hear the sound of a gun cocking?), the only real fallout from her doxxing will be the fallout from a confrontation with her father being very disappointed in her.
That's the one you pick, now that Shadow Stalker has been thoroughly resolved? Not that weird foe yay sexual tension you have with Clockblocker where you destroyed his dick and then flirted with him? You were even flirting over the notes you passed each other.
Gallant isn't even threatening her secret ID anymore at Arcadia since her only target left is Glory Girl, who she's absolutely allowed to stare at and doesn't have a secret ID.
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I'm glad Taylor has a black friend, and not even a particularly well behaved 'model minority' one. There is some hope for once.
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It doesn't seem to me Taylor cares about people skin colour.
She doesn't care about others at all, much less about theirs insignificant details.
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It seems Taylor isn't so much picking up racist beliefs but instead racist habits by osmosis. (We have another example in this chapter with her slang). Thus allowing us to see her slide down a slippery alope without her consciously agreeing with Nazi rhetoric, leaving her wide open for an eventual rude awakening.
Good to see this character arc is in motion again (instead of same-y nazi mook banter and presentation of white supremacy as reasonable).
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It seems to me that Lisa would've tipped Taylor off if her identity was about to be blown. So, I'm thinking that Loki's identity will either not be revealed or will be connected to a fake person.
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What is the terrible thought that occurs to Taylor? Have we found out yet?
And have we learned yet what BITN stands for?
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It's a reference to how Sophia's lending Taylor a hand.
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My god, the only way you can have this much trouble with the horrible team name is if you have never had to tolerate racist assholes on the internet. If so, I'm kinda envious.
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The author literally already confirmed it was Bump In the Night.
Checking the wikisays that while Lisa was consulted for fact-checking and confirmation she wasn't the primary source of information for the ID list. Coil could easily have just used his own power to obtain Taylor's ID in dropped timelines and not tipped off Lisa due to knowing about their friendship. We've been building up steam for a big Coil play the whole story, with Coil-o-visions showing his plans proceeding without any interference whatsoever and he's had Dinah in hand for, what, weeks? Over a month now?. That has to pay off somehow.
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