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FurikoMaru said:"Maa, sensei, Sasuke and I don't have that kind of relationship!" you protest, wide-eyed.
"Nor should you," he replies, "you'd devastate Ami."
Sasuke 'urks' quietly.
Disminded said:Not a problem. I think we still have mistress rights from Ami for introducing her to Jiraiya, so we're covered.
I'm pretty sure that a lot of people are interested in the state of Sasuke's virginity.Hymn of Ragnarok said:Indeed we do, although I'm pretty sure Ami still has dibs on Sasuke's virginity.
And I'm sure Kakashi knows the status of all his students' virginity. Less because of being a creeper, more because super-observent ninja. Who likes to creep people out.
Worried? I like to imagine people throwing their daughters and nieces at him.FurikoMaru said:No one's really worried about Sasuke hooking up; even setting aside the fact that he's only thirteen, as far as anyone can tell, he's likely to be a late bloomer.
Guile said:I'm pretty sure that a lot of people are interested in the state of Sasuke's virginity.
And not just preteen girls, either.
That said, it wouldn't really surprise me if Kakashi is either ordered to cockblock the kid, or if he'd just do it for fun.
FurikoMaru said:No one's really worried about Sasuke hooking up; even setting aside the fact that he's only thirteen, as far as anyone can tell, he's likely to be a late bloomer.
Not to dash anyone's shipping hopes, but I consider canon-Sasuke an asexual homoromantic, and Cosmos-Sasuke isn't terribly different on that count; his close friendship just happens to be with a chick this time.
Sublime ft The Pharcyde - SummertimeFurikoMaru said:
Good lord but Kakashi is a troll.FurikoMaru said:Sasuke is incredibly nervous to see the two of you in the same room. That you are feigning tears only deepens his dread.
"I don't know where I went wrong, sensei," you sniffle. "I didn't raise him to break the law in front of witnesses!"
"Maa, maa," Kakashi says, patting you on the shoulder, "you mustn't blame yourself, Ino-chan; he simply fell in with a bad crowd."
I smell the start of a beautiful friendship through shared suffering......FurikoMaru said:Gaara holds up his hands with a cocky grin. "Hey, my looks are nice, but I got more to offer than a pretty face."
"No you don't," Sasuke and Temari say as one. The blonde girl blinks at your childhood friend from the doorway.
So how do they handle incapacitated prisoners?FurikoMaru said:Ninja jail cells have bars as a formality, but really it's the seals in the walls that keep prisoners in; concussive ones that foil escape attempts, and subtler ones that foil good escape attempts. When your bail is paid you don't leave through the door, because there is no door. You just shunshin out.
Why the rush?FurikoMaru said:The next day, your father is at your breakfast table when you come downstairs. No one else is up yet; it's just the two of you.
"Ino," he says before you can so much as wish him a good morning, "as the head of your clan, I am ordering you: if you come up against Gaara in the finals, you-"
Why did Kakashi specifically send us to bed? What discussions happened after we went to bed?FurikoMaru said:"No thank you," he answers, "and don't change the subject. I don't give you many orders, Ino, and I will not let you brush this one off."
*snip*
You pour your own juice, and take the seat across from him.
"I've been very lenient with you," Inoichi says. "Much more lenient than any of your friends' parents have been with them, because you have always shown the best judgement I can expect of someone as young as you are, and because I don't believe in stifling your spark. But you cannot fight Sabaku no Gaara.
*snip*
"A test," Kakashi says, looking very pleased with himself. "Gai told me you intend to, ah, 'nobly clash with Gaara of the Sand Waterfall'."
You can barely believe your ears. "And you want to train me for the fight?"
He shrugs. "I do now."
He never said he was there to train you for the exam. Originally it was just a test. A test to see if you should receive training? Or...? And for what reason?
What's changed?
But you cannot fight Sabaku no Gaara. The risks are too great and the rewards too meagre."[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]*snip*
Your dad says some other things, but that's the point you stick on. Training. Clan training. Intensive, the way the other clans do it. [/font]
The Forest 'heavyweight' was Shigure. If you'd gone through the regular way, he'd have met you instead of Gaara and there'd have been a mini arc where you would have had to evade him or fight him. The giant tigers might have shown up, but that's the extent of the importance of the forest monster.uju32 said:The Forest heavyweight we dodged was a significant plot point?
Arctic.uju32 said:
... Who?FurikoMaru said:
No, I think we were all expecting some Naruto-esque plot twist involving S-rank ninja and an invasion or two.FurikoMaru said:Those quotation marks could not possibly be more apt. ) Shigure is that dork with the needle-umbrella that got Sand Coffin'd in canon. Yeah, surprise, he had a name.
You also would have run into Gaara, which could have turned into a fight if you fucked up. Is that what you guys were worrying over?
FurikoMaru said:Those quotation marks could not possibly be more apt. ) Shigure is that dork with the needle-umbrella that got Sand Coffin'd in canon. Yeah, surprise, he had a name.
You also would have run into Gaara, which could have turned into a fight if you fucked up. Is that what you guys were worrying over?