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Wasn't Rin's case just it being a regular summoning after Caster died?
I'm probably just sipping silly juice with the Grandpa thing and rolling with it.
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Cu-nosuba: God’s Blessing on This Lancer’s Holy Grail War!
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Wasn't Rin's case just it being a regular summoning after Caster died?
I'm probably just sipping silly juice with the Grandpa thing and rolling with it.
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She did not saber volunteered to stay around if she did get more she would need to forcefully take or be given command seals from the remaining living master or there corpses, or the grail itself replenish them when she made a contract with saber. The fate sites are giving me 2 different answers and I don't feel like replaying the VN. As for castor getting saber with rule breaker what actually happen was she severed the contract with shirou and then kidnapped saber put her in a dress and then preceded to tortured her to agree in forming a contract with her. Rule breaker only severed the master servant bond it does not make a new one the servant has to agree to the contract for it to form which the grail (I'm going with the grail gives new command seals) will grant seals for the new contract.
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Sliverhero
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Honestly it how things are the blame will be on alaya. Her need for revenge cause the doom of all.
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More like they made a new contracted after Caster died Wich is why she got the Command seals
She also used a Command seal to make Saber attack Shirou and Rin with Excalibur so she got the Command seals when using Rule Breaker
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Wasn't there also the thing with Archer's 'betrayal' and him being stabbed by Medea?
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Yep, from what I see Rule Breaker severs the original contract and make a new one with Medea, it's just that you need more than just CS to have a servant fight for you
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I mean was it deserved when this mess is happening because Alaya is apparently Aqua levels of incompetent?
Also since that Shirou was using a gun was he really the FGO Shirou and not the Kazuma Singularity Shirou?
Wait that also asks the question of "who did that Shirou get with" because it isnt Rin (if its Singularity Shirou)
Also also! Killing people in Singularities doesnt matter i think? The counterforce just corrects the timeline after the fact, maybe
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That's part of the reasons for why I found that weird, alongside other things I mentioned
Cu-nosuba Chapter 35a27: A Harsh Descent Begins.
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"Send me back." Achilles says to Goredolf as medical staff tends to Jack, Amakusa, and Darnic.
"W-why do you want to go back?" Goredolf asks, shaky from Achilles' glare.
"I need to kill a red head…slowly if possible."
"A-absolutely not! They are a master and-" Goredolf stammers when a hand grips his neck, limiting the air he can breath.
"I'm not asking!" He says as Chiron grips his shoulder.
"Calm yourself Achilles; I don't believe this man has anything to do with that. We should try and gather some info first."
"You're just saying that because no one here wants to fuck us!"
"Didn't think Heroic spirits would have low self esteem." A medical staff says off hand while tending to Amakusa, making Achilles tighten his grip on Goredolf a moment.
"Language…" Jack says from the floor.
"…I thought you were unconscious…" Achilles says, now dropping Goredolf.
"We're getting there…Can we go back and kill the red haired guy too?" Jack asks with vacant eyes.
"No…they are still- wait…guy?" Goredolf asks, now confusing the Servants as a beeping is heard.
"We lost him!"
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"How the Hell are you two related?!" Kazuma asks.
"I just told you. Grandpa."
"You know what I mean! Who the Hell did he even get with?! The only women I saw in Fuyuki are dead, dead and hate him, or moved to another world!"
"I'm not telling you my family tree! You stripped me in public, photographed it, and nearly killed me at least 3 times in less then twenty minutes now…and even if you didn't this is not the time for such a talk!" Ritsuka says as Gilgamesh laughs once more, launching a dozen weapons their way.
"Then why didn't you use that special ticket to get him out of here?!"
"I was going too, but after seeing all the Servants that want him dead, one of whom is not usually known for holding a grudge, I fear he may have enemies in Chaldea, and not just the ones I put there, also wanting to kill him now! And I doubt a beyond furious Lancelot would do well in Chaldea!"
"Why not?!"
"There are many versions of Artoria there, and he will probably wreck the place trying to kill them!" Ritsuka says, and Kazuma remains quiet after a halfhearted moment of trying to yell at her.
===
Gilgamesh pulls the knives out of Shirou's shoulders and gives him a healing tonic while firing more weapons at approaching Servants with one hand. A moment later Shirou is better.
"Thanks Gilga- Ack…" Shirou starts coughing more and more. Gilgamesh looks and sees Semiramis unleashing poison in the room.
"Don't worry. It's a quick death~." Semiramis says with a smile, prompting a dozen spears her way. Each one deflected with a shield or hastily summoned beast.
Ritsuka raises a hand and hits Shirou with a healing code.
"I shall remember this mongrel, and be kinder in your training!" Gilgamesh says, and Ritsuka nearly chokes.
===
MHX nearly cleaves Artoria with her landing cut before quickly kicking Artoria in her unarmored stomach. As she readies her shotgun to blow the Saber's head off, Mordred appears and hits the shotgun, denting the barrel and changing the trajectory of the shot to harmlessly hit a wall. MHX tries to bring it back with the recoil to Mordred's head only to find the edge of a shield coming her way. They all jump back, and now look at Mash.
"What are you doing here?!" All three ask.
"You killed father!" Mash says pointing to MHX.
"Then you can help us overc-"
"You probably troubled him." Mash says now pointing to Artoria.
"I did n- Well…Would you believe me if I said he wanted that?"
"I will not believe such a blatant lie!"
"She's not lying!" Karna yells from the other room.
"…My truthfulness settled, what are you planning?" Artoria asks.
"To kill you."
"Shouldn't you be defending your master?" Mordred asks.
"She said it was alright for me to pursue this for my personal reasons on top of you being a threat. She also has Scathach to protect her."
"Then we have a common objective!" MHX says with a smile.
"I'm killing you first!" Mash says.
"No, I am!" Mordred says, slashing at Mash. MHX goes straight for Artoria, prompting the other two to attack MHX, who alternates and juggles her two swords and shotgun while fighting all three knights, pushing back with blade and bullet, before narrowly forcing them all back.
"We all want her dead…Stop preventing me!" MHX says.
"Never!" Mordred shouts as Artoria takes a breath.
"…It is obvious which one of us is strongest. That is why I suggest we three work together to kill her and end her madness." Artoria says.
"Why do you think I would help you?" Mash asks.
"…One for all and all for one." Artoria says, drawing odd looks from the other three.
"What is that line supposed to mean here? Or are you fond of Dumas and Shakespeare?" Mash asks with a squinted eye.
"It was the words your father said to try and smooth out a situation some time ago. I believe a temporary truce to deal with this enraged Saber-" Artoria says, making MHX vibrate with a fury that can threaten the cosmos as she continues.
"Is the best course of action before deciding who can try to get my head."
"That sounds like a lie!"
"It isn't!" Karna shouts, deflating Mash for a moment.
"My…relationship with Lancelot was an odd one the last few days. But to see him stabbed in the back, especially when he regained his sanity, is cause enough for me to kill her, and then we can settle the matter regarding myself… Or do you need that prone lie detector to ascertain my words again? Or do you genuinely believe out of the three Sabers here she can be reasoned with?" Artoria asks, causing foam to form in the corner of MHX's mouth, and after a long moment, Mash and Mordred turn to MHX.
"Unbelievable…what madness is this, a Saber using a shield?! Are they infecting the other classes?!"
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Gilgamesh would have used the chains and killed Semiramis within a second were it not for the oddest sight stunning both him and Shirou now.
"Cure Poison…Cure Poison…Cure Poison…!" Both Kazuma and Servant Kazuma say, hitting both his own side, as well as Gilgamesh and Shirou. After the third time they realize it is not accidental.
'This is even more bizarre than the prior fight back at the castle…' Gilgamesh thinks as Shirou looks on stunned.
Semiramis summons more beasts and sends them after Kazuma, preparing a mana beam as the others are distracted with the beasts.
Gilgamesh takes out some popcorn and hands Shirou a bag.
"…Seriously?"
"Are you not curious why they are expending an effort to save us? Besides, do you not find it amusing how they struggle while we do nothing at all?"
"…It is rather curious since I shot him in the head as soon as I arrived." Shirou says before taking the popcorn and watching.
"This is why you're the best human in this day and age." Gilgamesh says.
"Why…are you….protecting him!?" Semiramis shouts, knuckles going white from her grip on the railing.
"You think I want to?!" Servant Kazuma shouts back.
"I can use the summon again and-"
"Don't, you'll probably summon Servants on our side again." Rin says, cutting off Ritsuka.
"That has never happened before! It's random, so I doubt it'll happen again!"
"Deja vu…" Megumin says before gasping as the roof is torn off, a giant winged beast under Semiramis' command appears.
"That is so cool! I must blow it up!" Megumin says with glowing red eyes, making Kazuma, Emiya, and Rin pale as she begins the chant, sigils appearing.
"That looks like a potent spell…" Gilgamesh says while looking up.
"That could be interesting to use. Would you mind giving a demonstration so I can learn this spell?" Scathach asks.
"Of course!"
"No!" Kazuma and Rin shout.
"But I could be a dragon slayer of both worlds! A-and I am not really good at stopping when I get to this point…" Megumin whines as Ritsuka takes Megumin's hat. Scathach meanwhile aims her spear at the dragon, the now glowing spear aimed at the beast's heart.
"Gae-"
"Hey, give that-"
Megumin vanishes, turning into gold, her sigil fading.
Scathach also vanishes, as does Emiya.
Ritsuka looks at her phone in abject shock.
Avicebron glares at Ritsuka.
"…Random huh?" Kazuma asks.
"I took Megumin's hat to act as a catalyst for summoning her to save us from a fiery death…I did not expect to get teacher and Emiya again…" Ritsuka says.
"Fair enough…" Kazuma says.
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"Nothing will stop me from-"
"Bolg!" Scathach says, blinking as her Noble Phantasm shoots out, hitting Achilles in the chest, sending him through multiple walls.
"What in the world…?" Megumin asks while looking around.
"Stay away from me you sex obsessed Irish per-wait…I'm not in that room?" Atalanta asks out loud, appearing next to them.
Scathach sighs.
"That young Master really does have some odd luck…" Emiya says.
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Artoria, Mordred, and Mash fight against MHX, finding little success. Despite her new class, it seems she has become more sensible, focusing more on carnage based results than posing and making dramatic claims, on top of Avalon rendering whatever damage they manage to inflict, moot. The three stagger back, winded a moment.
"Let me kill this foul Saber, and I'll grant you two quicker deaths." MHX offers.
"What kind of man do you think I am?! I would rather die than be killed by you, imposter father!" Mordred shouts before attacking MHX.
Mash takes a moment to register what Mordred says and Artoria raises a hand while grimacing.
'It may be critical…but I still hate this…' Artoria thinks before steeling herself as Mordred is knocked back, Artoria's hand now glowing.
"Steal!" She shouts, as a flash of light fills the room. When it fades, she is holding her sheathe again.
"What the-?!"
"Where did you learn that?!"
"An innocent prodigy taught me how to use it during one rainy night over muffins after we were both victims of that miscreant…I hate having to use it, but now that I have Avalon again, prepare to die you fake Saber!"
'We may actually have a chance now…Without that sheathe, we can now wound MHX!' Mash thinks with a smile before realizing something.
'But now I can't kill Artoria!' She thinks before seeing Artoria grin at her.
"I only said you can try to get my head. Not that you could." Artoria says, making Mash scowl.
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Medea hands Servant Kazuma Rule Breaker and he stabs Karna, getting a monotone 'ow' before giving Karna water. A moment later he stands back up and looks at the dragon, Gilgamesh, and Semiramis.
"Which one shall I kill first?" Karna asks, getting a chuckle from Gilgamesh.
"I suggest the dragon. I have to teach this little fake Assassin a lesson, and you have no means of killing me." Gilgamesh says, making Karna raise an eyebrow.
Shakespeare places a hand on Karna's shoulder.
"Do not fret…I may not be fearsome in battle, or possess any skills relating to combat, but I do have instinct. Not the instinct of a warrior, but of a writer, and I know, on some unexplainable way, how to kill this….mongrel~ -" Shakespeare says, making Gilgamesh frown.
"- in one dramatic penultimate movement!"
"…I'll have to be sure to kill this dragon quickly before the final curtain call." Karna says with a grin before jumping forward, tackling the dragon into open air for an aerial battle.
Shakespeare raises a hand towards Gilgamesh's direction but stops.
"…If we meet again, hand me this…and do not read it, it is unpolished." He says, handing his notes to Kazuma.
"Why don't you want me to read-"
"The last time someone saw my notes I was voted out and punched out of a church. Also, the last few pages will be a fine taunt for a certain blonde lady." Shakespeare says with a wink before speaking.
"First Folio!"
The next moment Shirou is crying out in abject fear while backing into a wall.
"Not the snakes…Not the snakes!" Shirou shouts, making Ritsuka glare at Shakespeare raising her hand only to be picked up by the scruff of her neck and lifted slightly into the air by Servant Kazuma.
"Hey what are you-" Ritsuka says while trying to shake out of the grip.
"Wait…this panic…that impossible flood earlier in the air…that was you?!" Gilgamesh grits his teeth while looking fully at the bard.
"Indeed! I can call upon the horrors of any being, and turn them into a whimpering child…though I suppose thou is already a child!" Shakespeare says with a showman rising of his hands.
Gilgamesh hurls a dozen spears at the bard.
They miss.
Not because the Bard was fast enough, but because the floor moved him out of the wave, turning the ground under Shakespeare into a mobile disc, further distracting Gilgamesh.
Avicebron stands with fists on his hips, delighted at annoying a foe and saving an odd ally. Gilgamesh grabs the horrified Shirou and jumps up to the floor near Semiramis for a better angle. Before Semiramis can react, she is tied up in chain around a pillar.
"Do you really think two Casters being in another's workshop has any chance to do anything but annoy me?"
"Is that fear I hear~?" Shakespeare says, before becoming enveloped in chains.
'…I really hope my writer instincts are right…'
"By my Cwomannd Sweal, use your Noble Phantasm!"
"By this hand, wrongs shall once more be made right…Transpose!" Servant Kazuma says.
===
Artoria chuckles as she approaches MHX, who is now bloodied and breathing heavily after a swift round of fighting. Artoria nearly laughs uproariously but restrains herself.
'I can laugh after a few more deaths~.' Artoria thinks as MHX wobbles from a dozen cuts, Mordred breathing heavily nearby, and Mash glaring at her.
"You truly are a failure as a savior…But an adequate Saber~." Artoria says, momentarily surprised when MHX straightens up despite her exhaustion. Artoria raises her blade and brings it down as a white light envelopes her.
'Is this some ability from space?!' Artoria thinks before following through on her strike and only hitting air as she is blinded. When she can see again, she is hanging from her neck in the air, a different sight in front of her now.
Shakespeare tangled up in chains, Gilgamesh posed to kill him, Rin, Cu, and Jeanne nearby…with open mouths.
Artoria looks down and sees she is wearing a trench coat, and feels an odd material on her under said trench coat.
"What…in the…?"
Before she can react, another hand grips part of the trench coat, and only through means of odd magic rips it off of her, showing Artoria off in a mix of strings and furry pads.
Gilgamesh freezes and looks at her with all the focus he can muster, making the chains around Shakespeare grow lax.
The Bard also cranes his neck while in a pile of chains to engrave every detail into his mind for his work.
Artoria squeaks and covers herself as best she can before turning to see the latest target of her fury.
It is not a new target.
Kazuma grins as Medea smiles like a fool, camera in hand.
Robin Mordred struts atop Servant Kazuma's head, proud of this petty victory.
Even Jeanne grins.
'So that's why she has phobia of dresses…' Semiramis thinks.
"How the Hell did you do this?! And why am I in such…such…!"
Artoria's wrists are grabbed by chains and hoisted upward, showing her off to everyone present.
"My, what a sight." Gilgamesh says, making one Artoria's eyes turn yellow.
"The snakes!" Shirou shouts helplessly behind him.
"To answer your earlier question, its one of my Noble Phantasms Elizabeth." Kazuma says.
"There's nothing noble about this!" Artoria says as Kazuma makes her swing slightly like a lurid ornament.
"…I hate that I still agree with her…" Rin says.
"I don't. Got anything more embarrassing for her to wear?" Jeanne asks, making Medea smile even more.
'You have a real grudge problem if you're ok with this…' Leticia thinks at Jeanne.
'Huh, Was wondering when you would speak up again. You've been quiet.'
'What can I say in this situation?' Leticia thinks back before Jeanne hears chewing sounds.
'Is…Is that popcorn?'
'No, pickle chips.'
The chains around Artoria, Shakespeare, and Semiramis grow lax, allowing all three to escape, look on in shock, or kick Kazuma into letting them go.
Artoria materializes her dress, bits of fur still visible on her neck as she looks up with a gasp at the purple armored man wrestling with Gilgamesh, swinging him around with both arms looped around him.
"Lancelot?! You're alive?!" She shouts.
"Yes my King…Though my 'Battle Continuation' will not hold for much longer…You know what must be done!" Lancelot manages to say before grabbing Semiramis with one hand.
"Let me go!"
"Never!"
"Mad dog, I will-" Gilgamesh fires a spear, but Lancelot dodges, the weapon taking one of Semiramis' arms.
"GAH! Not again!"
Artoria raises her sword.
"Thank you Lancelot…Your death will not be in vain. I may almost forgive you with this act!"
"My King!" Lancelot says with a tear down his cheek as Mordred enters the room, and sees Artoria raising her blade. Mordred stands nearby and raises her sword, before Gilgamesh launches two spears.
One makes Artoria leap to the side, and the other hits Mordred's blade, sending it flying to Artoria. She catches it with one hand and pauses a moment before tossing Excalibur to Mordred. Mordred caches it and her jaw drops.
"Do not misunderstand. I am not giving it to you, but you should know what you will be wielding if you should succeed in your wish. Besides, it has been awhile since Clarent has been in your care and wanted to see how badly you mistreated her." Artoria says. Mordred smiles and raises the sword in tandem with Artoria.
"EX-" Mordred starts to say.
"Clarent-" Artoria starts to say.
===
Alaya gasps, a very deep seated dread instantly bringing her out of a blissful, subservient high.
"Something terrible is happening!"
"Are you finally going to help us?!" Aqua shouts while standing on shaky legs on top of an unsteady stone pillar, A Fergus on each side trying to topple it.
"Not you, you deserve this. I'm talking about humanity!"
"How can you say that?! This is why you're the least favorite entity in the Heavens you spoiled bra-" Aqua's yelling stops when the pillar cracks, leading to her falling to the circling Fergusi.
The door protecting Eris and the angels finally breaks.
"Lurk!" Eris says, and she becomes invisible along with the angels.
"That won't work…I can still smell you~." Fergus says as another two versions of himself appears, making one angel clasp Eris mouth shut to muffle the warble of despair, and the other throw a perfume bottle on the floor as Aqua's cries soon start hitting a different note.
===
Karna appears behind Gilgamesh, Semiramis, and Lancelot.
'I knew he would make a good ally…' Karna thinks before going to grab the vacant eyed and twitching Shirou, but a spear appears and stabs through Shirou's shirt, sending him flying to the next room.
Karna is stunned a moment before following the spear.
'…It feels like he's done that before.' Karna thinks.
"-CALIBUR!"
"-BLOOD ARTHUR!"
The beams go fourth and hit all three Servants, erasing them in a glorious light of yellow and red.
The dust settles and both Sabers trade blades.
The Gardens make a groaning sound as whatever kept it afloat is gone, now making it descend.
Artoria turns back to face the others, raising her blade after a flourish.
"Are you seriously going to pick a fight with us after all that and now of all times?!" Cu asks.
"Why wouldn't I? Even if I do not kill him, making him stay long enough here for the Gardens to crash and kill him is victory enough!" Artoria says, prompting Shakespeare to raise a hand. Mordred pales and glares at the bard.
"Don't you care about getting the Grail?" Rin asks, trying to distract Saber and not grin at seeing her panic.
"I doubt any Grail in this lawless war can grant my wish…it really needed a proper to keep things from spiraling out of control." Artoria says, making Jeanne's twitch and turn gold. Shakespeare hand starts to glow as pages begin to rise.
"Fourth time is bound to be the charm, and a ruined castle should make for a fine setting for your grave." Artoria says, making the Bard pause and lower his hand.
"…Shakespeare." Kazuma says.
"Just think! A castle falling from the Heavens, acting as a countdown for the final fight between two heroes is a promising climax!." Shakespeare says.
"Shakespeare you bastard!"
"I refuse to acknowledge him as a hero." Artoria says.
"It's not his fault she makes a good point." Avicebron says.
"He!" Mordred says, before a rip appears, and Alaya pulls Mordred through.
"Mordred?!" Artoria shouts.
"Mon Dieu, ce sont tous des idiots…" Jeanne says with a hand at her head as the Gardens starts picking up speed.
"…Can't you just stab her again and make her not be a threat?"
"Sorry…was still day dreaming about that last outfit." Medea says, readying Rule Breaker.
She vanishes, turning into Golden sparkles, along with Avicebron and Cu Chulainn.
"…God damn red heads…" Kazuma mutters as Artoria approaches with a smile, Shakespeare making his notes return to him as he begins chronicling this final showdown.
"W-why do you want to go back?" Goredolf asks, shaky from Achilles' glare.
"I need to kill a red head…slowly if possible."
"A-absolutely not! They are a master and-" Goredolf stammers when a hand grips his neck, limiting the air he can breath.
"I'm not asking!" He says as Chiron grips his shoulder.
"Calm yourself Achilles; I don't believe this man has anything to do with that. We should try and gather some info first."
"You're just saying that because no one here wants to fuck us!"
"Didn't think Heroic spirits would have low self esteem." A medical staff says off hand while tending to Amakusa, making Achilles tighten his grip on Goredolf a moment.
"Language…" Jack says from the floor.
"…I thought you were unconscious…" Achilles says, now dropping Goredolf.
"We're getting there…Can we go back and kill the red haired guy too?" Jack asks with vacant eyes.
"No…they are still- wait…guy?" Goredolf asks, now confusing the Servants as a beeping is heard.
"We lost him!"
===
"How the Hell are you two related?!" Kazuma asks.
"I just told you. Grandpa."
"You know what I mean! Who the Hell did he even get with?! The only women I saw in Fuyuki are dead, dead and hate him, or moved to another world!"
"I'm not telling you my family tree! You stripped me in public, photographed it, and nearly killed me at least 3 times in less then twenty minutes now…and even if you didn't this is not the time for such a talk!" Ritsuka says as Gilgamesh laughs once more, launching a dozen weapons their way.
"Then why didn't you use that special ticket to get him out of here?!"
"I was going too, but after seeing all the Servants that want him dead, one of whom is not usually known for holding a grudge, I fear he may have enemies in Chaldea, and not just the ones I put there, also wanting to kill him now! And I doubt a beyond furious Lancelot would do well in Chaldea!"
"Why not?!"
"There are many versions of Artoria there, and he will probably wreck the place trying to kill them!" Ritsuka says, and Kazuma remains quiet after a halfhearted moment of trying to yell at her.
===
Gilgamesh pulls the knives out of Shirou's shoulders and gives him a healing tonic while firing more weapons at approaching Servants with one hand. A moment later Shirou is better.
"Thanks Gilga- Ack…" Shirou starts coughing more and more. Gilgamesh looks and sees Semiramis unleashing poison in the room.
"Don't worry. It's a quick death~." Semiramis says with a smile, prompting a dozen spears her way. Each one deflected with a shield or hastily summoned beast.
Ritsuka raises a hand and hits Shirou with a healing code.
"I shall remember this mongrel, and be kinder in your training!" Gilgamesh says, and Ritsuka nearly chokes.
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MHX nearly cleaves Artoria with her landing cut before quickly kicking Artoria in her unarmored stomach. As she readies her shotgun to blow the Saber's head off, Mordred appears and hits the shotgun, denting the barrel and changing the trajectory of the shot to harmlessly hit a wall. MHX tries to bring it back with the recoil to Mordred's head only to find the edge of a shield coming her way. They all jump back, and now look at Mash.
"What are you doing here?!" All three ask.
"You killed father!" Mash says pointing to MHX.
"Then you can help us overc-"
"You probably troubled him." Mash says now pointing to Artoria.
"I did n- Well…Would you believe me if I said he wanted that?"
"I will not believe such a blatant lie!"
"She's not lying!" Karna yells from the other room.
"…My truthfulness settled, what are you planning?" Artoria asks.
"To kill you."
"Shouldn't you be defending your master?" Mordred asks.
"She said it was alright for me to pursue this for my personal reasons on top of you being a threat. She also has Scathach to protect her."
"Then we have a common objective!" MHX says with a smile.
"I'm killing you first!" Mash says.
"No, I am!" Mordred says, slashing at Mash. MHX goes straight for Artoria, prompting the other two to attack MHX, who alternates and juggles her two swords and shotgun while fighting all three knights, pushing back with blade and bullet, before narrowly forcing them all back.
"We all want her dead…Stop preventing me!" MHX says.
"Never!" Mordred shouts as Artoria takes a breath.
"…It is obvious which one of us is strongest. That is why I suggest we three work together to kill her and end her madness." Artoria says.
"Why do you think I would help you?" Mash asks.
"…One for all and all for one." Artoria says, drawing odd looks from the other three.
"What is that line supposed to mean here? Or are you fond of Dumas and Shakespeare?" Mash asks with a squinted eye.
"It was the words your father said to try and smooth out a situation some time ago. I believe a temporary truce to deal with this enraged Saber-" Artoria says, making MHX vibrate with a fury that can threaten the cosmos as she continues.
"Is the best course of action before deciding who can try to get my head."
"That sounds like a lie!"
"It isn't!" Karna shouts, deflating Mash for a moment.
"My…relationship with Lancelot was an odd one the last few days. But to see him stabbed in the back, especially when he regained his sanity, is cause enough for me to kill her, and then we can settle the matter regarding myself… Or do you need that prone lie detector to ascertain my words again? Or do you genuinely believe out of the three Sabers here she can be reasoned with?" Artoria asks, causing foam to form in the corner of MHX's mouth, and after a long moment, Mash and Mordred turn to MHX.
"Unbelievable…what madness is this, a Saber using a shield?! Are they infecting the other classes?!"
===
Gilgamesh would have used the chains and killed Semiramis within a second were it not for the oddest sight stunning both him and Shirou now.
"Cure Poison…Cure Poison…Cure Poison…!" Both Kazuma and Servant Kazuma say, hitting both his own side, as well as Gilgamesh and Shirou. After the third time they realize it is not accidental.
'This is even more bizarre than the prior fight back at the castle…' Gilgamesh thinks as Shirou looks on stunned.
Semiramis summons more beasts and sends them after Kazuma, preparing a mana beam as the others are distracted with the beasts.
Gilgamesh takes out some popcorn and hands Shirou a bag.
"…Seriously?"
"Are you not curious why they are expending an effort to save us? Besides, do you not find it amusing how they struggle while we do nothing at all?"
"…It is rather curious since I shot him in the head as soon as I arrived." Shirou says before taking the popcorn and watching.
"This is why you're the best human in this day and age." Gilgamesh says.
"Why…are you….protecting him!?" Semiramis shouts, knuckles going white from her grip on the railing.
"You think I want to?!" Servant Kazuma shouts back.
"I can use the summon again and-"
"Don't, you'll probably summon Servants on our side again." Rin says, cutting off Ritsuka.
"That has never happened before! It's random, so I doubt it'll happen again!"
"Deja vu…" Megumin says before gasping as the roof is torn off, a giant winged beast under Semiramis' command appears.
"That is so cool! I must blow it up!" Megumin says with glowing red eyes, making Kazuma, Emiya, and Rin pale as she begins the chant, sigils appearing.
"That looks like a potent spell…" Gilgamesh says while looking up.
"That could be interesting to use. Would you mind giving a demonstration so I can learn this spell?" Scathach asks.
"Of course!"
"No!" Kazuma and Rin shout.
"But I could be a dragon slayer of both worlds! A-and I am not really good at stopping when I get to this point…" Megumin whines as Ritsuka takes Megumin's hat. Scathach meanwhile aims her spear at the dragon, the now glowing spear aimed at the beast's heart.
"Gae-"
"Hey, give that-"
Megumin vanishes, turning into gold, her sigil fading.
Scathach also vanishes, as does Emiya.
Ritsuka looks at her phone in abject shock.
Avicebron glares at Ritsuka.
"…Random huh?" Kazuma asks.
"I took Megumin's hat to act as a catalyst for summoning her to save us from a fiery death…I did not expect to get teacher and Emiya again…" Ritsuka says.
"Fair enough…" Kazuma says.
===
"Nothing will stop me from-"
"Bolg!" Scathach says, blinking as her Noble Phantasm shoots out, hitting Achilles in the chest, sending him through multiple walls.
"What in the world…?" Megumin asks while looking around.
"Stay away from me you sex obsessed Irish per-wait…I'm not in that room?" Atalanta asks out loud, appearing next to them.
Scathach sighs.
"That young Master really does have some odd luck…" Emiya says.
===
Artoria, Mordred, and Mash fight against MHX, finding little success. Despite her new class, it seems she has become more sensible, focusing more on carnage based results than posing and making dramatic claims, on top of Avalon rendering whatever damage they manage to inflict, moot. The three stagger back, winded a moment.
"Let me kill this foul Saber, and I'll grant you two quicker deaths." MHX offers.
"What kind of man do you think I am?! I would rather die than be killed by you, imposter father!" Mordred shouts before attacking MHX.
Mash takes a moment to register what Mordred says and Artoria raises a hand while grimacing.
'It may be critical…but I still hate this…' Artoria thinks before steeling herself as Mordred is knocked back, Artoria's hand now glowing.
"Steal!" She shouts, as a flash of light fills the room. When it fades, she is holding her sheathe again.
"What the-?!"
"Where did you learn that?!"
"An innocent prodigy taught me how to use it during one rainy night over muffins after we were both victims of that miscreant…I hate having to use it, but now that I have Avalon again, prepare to die you fake Saber!"
'We may actually have a chance now…Without that sheathe, we can now wound MHX!' Mash thinks with a smile before realizing something.
'But now I can't kill Artoria!' She thinks before seeing Artoria grin at her.
"I only said you can try to get my head. Not that you could." Artoria says, making Mash scowl.
===
Medea hands Servant Kazuma Rule Breaker and he stabs Karna, getting a monotone 'ow' before giving Karna water. A moment later he stands back up and looks at the dragon, Gilgamesh, and Semiramis.
"Which one shall I kill first?" Karna asks, getting a chuckle from Gilgamesh.
"I suggest the dragon. I have to teach this little fake Assassin a lesson, and you have no means of killing me." Gilgamesh says, making Karna raise an eyebrow.
Shakespeare places a hand on Karna's shoulder.
"Do not fret…I may not be fearsome in battle, or possess any skills relating to combat, but I do have instinct. Not the instinct of a warrior, but of a writer, and I know, on some unexplainable way, how to kill this….mongrel~ -" Shakespeare says, making Gilgamesh frown.
"- in one dramatic penultimate movement!"
"…I'll have to be sure to kill this dragon quickly before the final curtain call." Karna says with a grin before jumping forward, tackling the dragon into open air for an aerial battle.
Shakespeare raises a hand towards Gilgamesh's direction but stops.
"…If we meet again, hand me this…and do not read it, it is unpolished." He says, handing his notes to Kazuma.
"Why don't you want me to read-"
"The last time someone saw my notes I was voted out and punched out of a church. Also, the last few pages will be a fine taunt for a certain blonde lady." Shakespeare says with a wink before speaking.
"First Folio!"
The next moment Shirou is crying out in abject fear while backing into a wall.
"Not the snakes…Not the snakes!" Shirou shouts, making Ritsuka glare at Shakespeare raising her hand only to be picked up by the scruff of her neck and lifted slightly into the air by Servant Kazuma.
"Hey what are you-" Ritsuka says while trying to shake out of the grip.
"Wait…this panic…that impossible flood earlier in the air…that was you?!" Gilgamesh grits his teeth while looking fully at the bard.
"Indeed! I can call upon the horrors of any being, and turn them into a whimpering child…though I suppose thou is already a child!" Shakespeare says with a showman rising of his hands.
Gilgamesh hurls a dozen spears at the bard.
They miss.
Not because the Bard was fast enough, but because the floor moved him out of the wave, turning the ground under Shakespeare into a mobile disc, further distracting Gilgamesh.
Avicebron stands with fists on his hips, delighted at annoying a foe and saving an odd ally. Gilgamesh grabs the horrified Shirou and jumps up to the floor near Semiramis for a better angle. Before Semiramis can react, she is tied up in chain around a pillar.
"Do you really think two Casters being in another's workshop has any chance to do anything but annoy me?"
"Is that fear I hear~?" Shakespeare says, before becoming enveloped in chains.
'…I really hope my writer instincts are right…'
"By my Cwomannd Sweal, use your Noble Phantasm!"
"By this hand, wrongs shall once more be made right…Transpose!" Servant Kazuma says.
===
Artoria chuckles as she approaches MHX, who is now bloodied and breathing heavily after a swift round of fighting. Artoria nearly laughs uproariously but restrains herself.
'I can laugh after a few more deaths~.' Artoria thinks as MHX wobbles from a dozen cuts, Mordred breathing heavily nearby, and Mash glaring at her.
"You truly are a failure as a savior…But an adequate Saber~." Artoria says, momentarily surprised when MHX straightens up despite her exhaustion. Artoria raises her blade and brings it down as a white light envelopes her.
'Is this some ability from space?!' Artoria thinks before following through on her strike and only hitting air as she is blinded. When she can see again, she is hanging from her neck in the air, a different sight in front of her now.
Shakespeare tangled up in chains, Gilgamesh posed to kill him, Rin, Cu, and Jeanne nearby…with open mouths.
Artoria looks down and sees she is wearing a trench coat, and feels an odd material on her under said trench coat.
"What…in the…?"
Before she can react, another hand grips part of the trench coat, and only through means of odd magic rips it off of her, showing Artoria off in a mix of strings and furry pads.
Gilgamesh freezes and looks at her with all the focus he can muster, making the chains around Shakespeare grow lax.
The Bard also cranes his neck while in a pile of chains to engrave every detail into his mind for his work.
Artoria squeaks and covers herself as best she can before turning to see the latest target of her fury.
It is not a new target.
Kazuma grins as Medea smiles like a fool, camera in hand.
Robin Mordred struts atop Servant Kazuma's head, proud of this petty victory.
Even Jeanne grins.
'So that's why she has phobia of dresses…' Semiramis thinks.
"How the Hell did you do this?! And why am I in such…such…!"
Artoria's wrists are grabbed by chains and hoisted upward, showing her off to everyone present.
"My, what a sight." Gilgamesh says, making one Artoria's eyes turn yellow.
"The snakes!" Shirou shouts helplessly behind him.
"To answer your earlier question, its one of my Noble Phantasms Elizabeth." Kazuma says.
"There's nothing noble about this!" Artoria says as Kazuma makes her swing slightly like a lurid ornament.
"…I hate that I still agree with her…" Rin says.
"I don't. Got anything more embarrassing for her to wear?" Jeanne asks, making Medea smile even more.
'You have a real grudge problem if you're ok with this…' Leticia thinks at Jeanne.
'Huh, Was wondering when you would speak up again. You've been quiet.'
'What can I say in this situation?' Leticia thinks back before Jeanne hears chewing sounds.
'Is…Is that popcorn?'
'No, pickle chips.'
The chains around Artoria, Shakespeare, and Semiramis grow lax, allowing all three to escape, look on in shock, or kick Kazuma into letting them go.
Artoria materializes her dress, bits of fur still visible on her neck as she looks up with a gasp at the purple armored man wrestling with Gilgamesh, swinging him around with both arms looped around him.
"Lancelot?! You're alive?!" She shouts.
"Yes my King…Though my 'Battle Continuation' will not hold for much longer…You know what must be done!" Lancelot manages to say before grabbing Semiramis with one hand.
"Let me go!"
"Never!"
"Mad dog, I will-" Gilgamesh fires a spear, but Lancelot dodges, the weapon taking one of Semiramis' arms.
"GAH! Not again!"
Artoria raises her sword.
"Thank you Lancelot…Your death will not be in vain. I may almost forgive you with this act!"
"My King!" Lancelot says with a tear down his cheek as Mordred enters the room, and sees Artoria raising her blade. Mordred stands nearby and raises her sword, before Gilgamesh launches two spears.
One makes Artoria leap to the side, and the other hits Mordred's blade, sending it flying to Artoria. She catches it with one hand and pauses a moment before tossing Excalibur to Mordred. Mordred caches it and her jaw drops.
"Do not misunderstand. I am not giving it to you, but you should know what you will be wielding if you should succeed in your wish. Besides, it has been awhile since Clarent has been in your care and wanted to see how badly you mistreated her." Artoria says. Mordred smiles and raises the sword in tandem with Artoria.
"EX-" Mordred starts to say.
"Clarent-" Artoria starts to say.
===
Alaya gasps, a very deep seated dread instantly bringing her out of a blissful, subservient high.
"Something terrible is happening!"
"Are you finally going to help us?!" Aqua shouts while standing on shaky legs on top of an unsteady stone pillar, A Fergus on each side trying to topple it.
"Not you, you deserve this. I'm talking about humanity!"
"How can you say that?! This is why you're the least favorite entity in the Heavens you spoiled bra-" Aqua's yelling stops when the pillar cracks, leading to her falling to the circling Fergusi.
The door protecting Eris and the angels finally breaks.
"Lurk!" Eris says, and she becomes invisible along with the angels.
"That won't work…I can still smell you~." Fergus says as another two versions of himself appears, making one angel clasp Eris mouth shut to muffle the warble of despair, and the other throw a perfume bottle on the floor as Aqua's cries soon start hitting a different note.
===
Karna appears behind Gilgamesh, Semiramis, and Lancelot.
'I knew he would make a good ally…' Karna thinks before going to grab the vacant eyed and twitching Shirou, but a spear appears and stabs through Shirou's shirt, sending him flying to the next room.
Karna is stunned a moment before following the spear.
'…It feels like he's done that before.' Karna thinks.
"-CALIBUR!"
"-BLOOD ARTHUR!"
The beams go fourth and hit all three Servants, erasing them in a glorious light of yellow and red.
The dust settles and both Sabers trade blades.
The Gardens make a groaning sound as whatever kept it afloat is gone, now making it descend.
Artoria turns back to face the others, raising her blade after a flourish.
"Are you seriously going to pick a fight with us after all that and now of all times?!" Cu asks.
"Why wouldn't I? Even if I do not kill him, making him stay long enough here for the Gardens to crash and kill him is victory enough!" Artoria says, prompting Shakespeare to raise a hand. Mordred pales and glares at the bard.
"Don't you care about getting the Grail?" Rin asks, trying to distract Saber and not grin at seeing her panic.
"I doubt any Grail in this lawless war can grant my wish…it really needed a proper to keep things from spiraling out of control." Artoria says, making Jeanne's twitch and turn gold. Shakespeare hand starts to glow as pages begin to rise.
"Fourth time is bound to be the charm, and a ruined castle should make for a fine setting for your grave." Artoria says, making the Bard pause and lower his hand.
"…Shakespeare." Kazuma says.
"Just think! A castle falling from the Heavens, acting as a countdown for the final fight between two heroes is a promising climax!." Shakespeare says.
"Shakespeare you bastard!"
"I refuse to acknowledge him as a hero." Artoria says.
"It's not his fault she makes a good point." Avicebron says.
"He!" Mordred says, before a rip appears, and Alaya pulls Mordred through.
"Mordred?!" Artoria shouts.
"Mon Dieu, ce sont tous des idiots…" Jeanne says with a hand at her head as the Gardens starts picking up speed.
"…Can't you just stab her again and make her not be a threat?"
"Sorry…was still day dreaming about that last outfit." Medea says, readying Rule Breaker.
She vanishes, turning into Golden sparkles, along with Avicebron and Cu Chulainn.
"…God damn red heads…" Kazuma mutters as Artoria approaches with a smile, Shakespeare making his notes return to him as he begins chronicling this final showdown.
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Looks like its heading to the final event. Poor Aqua, yeah I can see Alaya going to get the blame in the end. Will have to wonder if Aqua is to latch onto kazuma even more after everything as kazuma would realize what happened to her is what almost happened to him with thw female orcs.
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Nah no way shes lampshading this. Actually Beat the stupid out of her so she spills the beans Kazuma! Gender Equality! She keeps sabotaging everything
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Didn't know lampshading was thing before looking up that term. Thanks for that tidbit. And Ritsuka isn't doing it on purpose.
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In this case its just a fancier way to say shes dodging the question
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Unfortunately, it's not allowed
Oh, he's thinking of the wrong red head
If only you knew
Same here, I'm just glad she is fine
Yeah, they are still not allowed to kill him but it's not the actually nice to have around
I still think this is stupid but I will just roll with it
Idk, Taiga? Wouldn't be surprised if it was in a one night stand and never appeared again, especially considering Ritsuka wasn't even aware of the Moonlit world when she got to Chaldea
You are also the reason he can't kill the guy that shoot him in the face, also I'm pretty sure that at least one of the nearly killed states was actually your fault with the terrible summoning timing
Shit, she's right, there's also the EMIYA of Chaldea but he will probably understand why he can't kill him
I shouldn't enjoy this as much as I do
It's good that she have this things at hand, but I still loathe that we
Why can't we have the wise king Gilgamesh from the Babylonia singularity!? Why!?
Yeah, a valid reason if anything
Oh she did, she did a lot.... I need to blanch my mind
Don't remind me!
I know, but I don't think Mash will like to hear it
Please do it, if I can't have Shirou killed at least this I can have
She's enough of a protection crew by herself
As long as saber is dead at the end I'm happy
It's never that easy MHX, she's a cockroach, one would expect her to die without her Deus ex machina but noooooo
No, not again
Oh, yeah, a literary comment would appease Mash, temporalily at least
I already expected this, dangit
Saber, this is cute and all but, she is only like that because of you, you are the cause of most of the problems in this grail war, at least yours
God, I never expected to see this
You tell me
The fact that he made go from Hero complex to king complex still surprises me
I guess you are happy after not having good entertainment till now
Nobody wants to aside from Gilgamesh, and maybe Ritsuka but that's just to maintain her timeline, for some nonsensical reason
Ok, I will stop, sorry
Yeah, don't do it, for the love of god, don't do it!!
Especially since they are now being summoned to Chaldea instead of where they are located like it usually does, wich should be the first sign to not do it
It will! I don't trust the process
Oh god no
Like you need more firepower mister I can break the world seven times in a row
Please Scathatch don't encourage her
First of all, how did Megumin was summoned if she isn't a servant?
Second, AGAIN!?
and Third, Goddamit Ritsuka
I accept it, but we literally lost the best catalist we had if we wanted to use the summon again, something I discourage, also how did that worked with Megumin!? And how did you knew it would work!?
Mash at least is part of Chaldea system, but Megumin isn't connected nor a servant, how much is the Konosuba particles affecting this singularity
Poor Achiles, he can't get a break
Who, you have been through a lot, wait, you were with Fergus?
That's to say the least
The fact they can hurt her with Avalon is impresive by itself
Not to throw a stone but that "imposter" is at least better than your actual Father, I mean she's not a tirant, is an actual productive member of society, pays her own taxes and is actually more busted
At this point everyone is getting this skills
Ok, I can understand where you are going, but you are making her madder! What if she decides to just nuke this place again? Or if she summons her own Avalon that she have in her ship(Who is a kick ass power armor that aside from all the benefits that Avalon offers and more like giving her more firepower and making her stronger)?
Goddamit, why does this keep happening?!, she should had lost her plot armor after going to the dark side
You cheeky little bastard, good played
I love Karna, he's such a ride or die
Kill not, stall maybe
Shakespeare mvp coming?
He is already part of the team! I feel like a proud soccer mom
The script is safe!! Yes!
Wich was very uncalled for, though probably I just think that because if someone did smut of me I would just demand to read it
I'll take this, if you can't kill them, traumatize them
Let him cook Ritsu
Ohohoho, will need a NP to heal that burn
This is a goated duo I didn't expected to see when I first read this arc, but I love every second of it
Ok, by the language alone I assume one of his Noble phantasms is his teleport spell
You wish, this is the last you will get, hopefully
Ok, so something is happening and MHX is aware, seeing as she is used to teleports that means, oh yes~
Hah, didn't even got to kill them
Hahahahahaha, got screwed by fate lol
And with the expected reactions heh
What is using Gudako now though
Glad to see I'm not the only one enjoying himself
Yep, being honest, she is overreacting a little
Well, this is looking more like a bad end for Artoria the more it progresses, and as a knight woman she is weak to them lol
She is also altering!?
Huh, since the alters are usually inversions of how they usually act I can see Artoria Alter being a kind, softhearted king that loves her son/daughter and is friends with Kazuma and Medea, the alter of this Artoria at least lol
What a good argument Shirou, why didn't I thought of that
You could say the same about many Noble Phantasms lol
Like you aren't enjoying the view you bisexual mess
We aren't mindbreaking her, that's more of Gilgamesh territory
Fair enough
What the hell are pickle chips
Well, I'll be, she will get a kill
It's always the arm hahaha
Their relationship is really weird
Character development, to Artoria Pendragon!?
Oh come on, what now?
She know understand how Kazuma felt with the Orcs, good thing is he will give her the same support she gave him
That is disturbing, and weirdly hot, why do I have to be bisexual?
He is a good ally to have and a terrible enemy to fight
Yep, been there done that
And back to square one
Mordred please, just help your team, Sisigou's live is in the line this time!
Funny enough this is your last chance, the other grails aren't as strong or are just as corrupted as the last one to work, also your wish isn't even something that is allowed by the world to happen so you are cooked anyways
Damm you Muse, you filthy inspiraton for writting
Pfft, I mean, would you call Fergus a hero? lol
Goddamit Ritsuka, wait, no, damm you Alaya
Top five best caster of the world everybody
Alaya you bitch!!
Why at this of all moments!? I know you want Kazuma dead but their are our only hope at this point[/QUOTE]
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Not he wouldnt?
Archer has to know by now that killing Past Shirou wouldnt unmake him for various reasons
1) The throne is outside time and space so paradoxes wont do shit. You are in fact cooked bro.
2) For ritsukas case, killing people in singularities doesnt do anything cause the Counterforce just corrects the timeline once its resolved anyway. Shes got so much gacha brainrot she forgot how singularities work
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I know why this is bullshit but I'm just rolling with the story, they literally had in the conditions of the singularity to destroy humanity as Shirou Emiya's death and it reacted to the arrival of this Shirou
I know it's stupid but as I was remembered this is a crack fic
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Not my brightest moment, I'll admit. I should probably explain a few things in the next chapter on the Singularity conditions. after the last bout of bedlam
[/QUOTE]I still think this is stupid but I will just roll with it
I accept it, but we literally lost the best catalist we had if we wanted to use the summon again, something I discourage, also how did that worked with Megumin!? And how did you knew it would work!?
Mash at least is part of Chaldea system, but Megumin isn't connected nor a servant, how much is the Konosuba particles affecting this singularity
The script is safe!! Yes!
This is a goated duo I didn't expected to see when I first read this arc, but I love every second of it
What a good argument Shirou, why didn't I thought of that
What the hell are pickle chips
Character development, to Artoria Pendragon!?
Oh come on, what now?
She know understand how Kazuma felt with the Orcs, good thing is he will give her the same support she gave him
That is disturbing, and weirdly hot, why do I have to be bisexual?
Alaya you bitch!!
Why at this of all moments!? I know you want Kazuma dead but their are our only hope at this point
I'll try to avoid such developments in the future.
Very....liberally.
It will probably stay safe.
Same here. Will be fun writing them again.
Heh.
Never thought I'd have to answer this. It's pickles cut into that circle piece for burgers or as a side...Or is that not as common a thing as I thought it was?
A statement regarding Artoria's development: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_RLYSaPvak
Her Humanity senses are tingling.
Indeed.
Partial fondness for mindbreak?
Did not expect that, though I may have been unclear. That was not Alaya, but Ritsuka making a summon.
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Thinking that the perfume ain't going to stop the fregus with eris and the angels as with his experience he is going to get them as there is not much room in the room.
Have to wonder what if the rules for this singularity are not what Ritsuka thinks and she is being tricked by the alien god orga. And its all part of the plan to create a new beast of humanity by using Kazuma frustration and anger. The moment he hears about what happens to Aqua he may end killing Alaya
Also you would think that Kazuma EX luck would kick in by this time, and give him some good luck.
Have to wonder what if the rules for this singularity are not what Ritsuka thinks and she is being tricked by the alien god orga. And its all part of the plan to create a new beast of humanity by using Kazuma frustration and anger. The moment he hears about what happens to Aqua he may end killing Alaya
as in canon when Aqua got captured by the demon king and he made her cry. Kazuma ended up killing the demon lord, and he didnt even really care if he died killing the demon lord.