Chapter One: LA Not Denver
...
The first thing I realized was that this wasn't my room. Nor my house. Nor my body.
At first, I thought hey, this seems pretty cool. I wasn't poor by any means but I look really rich now. My room was huge, and probably gave a good indication of how wealthy the household was.
I started taking a quick walk around the room and quickly realized that my name. Was not my real name.
Apparently, there were a bunch of trophies around the room of all types. Should help me understand what in the world was going on here.
According to these trophies, someone named "Lucas G. Schwarber" had won medals and trophies in various soccer and writing competitions of all kinds.
Neat. Could I wake up from this very odd, very very weird dream now!? Please.
Why was that name familiar?
I pinched myself. No result.
I punched my arm a bit. No result either.
I walked over to the bathroom connected to my bedroom.
Cool. I didn't recognize my own face. I wasn't as pale in my past life, but I was still pretty pale though. Luckily, I wasn't blonde, just had dark enough brown hair that it was almost black. What a save, because I got a pretty strong "rich blonde" vibe from the entire room and the feeling my name gave me about where I was.
This was the part where I went through enough derealization and freaked out enough to wake up right?
After about two minutes of failing to wake up back in the body of my old self, my real self. I decided that the best course of action would be to test this world to its truest potential.
In a dream, meeting strange people, seeing strange things. That wasn't uncommon. But things like names, tangible immovable locations, and several other things that made it clear what was and wasn't a dream was clear.
So it was then when I decided to start looking at whatever I could for where the hell I was.
My room was completely bare for any pictures. I didn't even have any sort of school ID I could find.
I began to walk around the house until I found a very interesting picture framed in easily one of the richest looking living rooms I could find.
Below the picture was the label "The Mills Schwarbers."
There was me, or, this very strange version of myself I didn't recognize with this odd family in front of a giant lake. And a very small blonde girl, and a man with curly hair and a beard standing next to.
I squinted at the picture.
A strange version of Elisabeth Shue? It looked like her. But I got the very odd feeling it just wasn't her.
Was that supposed to be Ali Mills!?
Hold on a second.
I walked back upstairs to the bedroom and was able to find my phone.
Sure enough, the time zone was Denver, Colorado's local time.
I had been transported somehow into an off screen world in the Cobra Kai universe most likely.
...Why!? And how?
"Luuuke!? Luuke!?" I heard someone call downstairs.
I opened the door to my bedroom and walked downstairs.
The same little girl from the picture was standing there, wearing pigtails. She looked no older than ten.
"Have you seen my ballet slippers? I think mom said they'd come in a package or something by this afternoon."
Think man. Think. What was her name?
As a fan of the Cobra Kai series I had seen the show. Specifically the second season twice mostly, but I had to specifically remember what Ali said her daughter's name was.
A-Annie? Amy!? It started with an A!
"I. Don't know. A?"
"Why are you calling me A?" she asked strangely.
"Short for the rest of your name."
She shook her head. "That's just. Weird."
I heard a door slam from what must've been this house's garage. "Ah! Ms. Ava!" A housekeeper appeared with an extremely thick Belarussian or Lithuanian accent something of the type.
She handed 'Ava' a brown box. "Your dance shoes just arrived in mail."
"Thank you!" Ava got them and ran off.
"And Mr. Lucas," she said in the same incredibly thick accent. "Both Doctor Gregory and Doctor Ali are vurking in hospital until tomorrow six AM. They wanted to give you this. Come come."
The housekeeper led me over to a big refrigerator where a very elegant cake had a big 14 candle sticks and blue frosting.
"They promised to buy you big car for sixteenth birthday hm? Only two more years and you von't have to worry about riding bicycle."
I rode a bicycle? Parents this rich and they couldn't buy me an electric scooter or something?
"Your accent. Is it Russian or-"
"Silly boy. Always forget." she chuckled. "Latvian."
"O-Okay."
A part of me genuinely wanted to just run away and hide from how strange this all was. But even if it was just a very surreal and odd dream, I didn't want to wake up.
I was rich.
...
But I wasn't happy.
While I remembered what my old life was like, I remembered my new ones, ish.
Lucas, or, me. Was a kid who had everything, except for friends, and family. Ali wasn't a bad mother by any means, just very very busy, she ran an important pediatric wing with her husband, my father Gregory Schwarber.
Ava, my younger sister was into ballet. None of them were in the house.
I lived on my own basically, I had pretty much my entire life.
My family were also over-acheivers, and by over, I mean wow.
It led me to believe only one thing in this world would give me acclaim of any sort in this life. To build friends beyond this cold city of Denver:
Karate. And it just so happened I already did it for about two years right before I was dropped into this new life.
...
I enjoyed every amenity the house offered. I lost myself.
It was the 17th of May 2016 now. I didn't care, I was richer than I had ever been. According to my schedule I was already done with school, probably had finished a bit early.
I went swimming in a very large indoor lap pool. Ordered my housekeeper around for whatever I damn well pleased.
I could get used to this.
I didn't care about the implications of this world. About anything. I just wanted to forget. It wasn't really my fourteenth birthday, but you know what? Sure it was. Why not?
I found some old mixtapes and CD's in my parent's bedroom in an old box labeled 'Ali's 80s stuff' and blasted 80s music in the backyard on an old boombox I found.
It was summer already, it had come a bit early this year. It was great. I was a fourteen year old kid again in a very rich home now.
Whoo. This was fun.
I sipped a specially prepared vanilla milkshake, played video games in a huge special digital media room.
All summer just like this. This was awesome. I forgot how awful and strange this all felt.
Someone cut the music.
"How many times did I tell you to not go through my things honey?"
I turned around pausing my game of the Last of Us. Supposedly, this was my mother. Ali Mills from the original Karate Kid film.
"Hi." I said.
She frowned. "Hi." she crossed her arms.
I just realized what I was blasting the music on. The boombox that started it all.
"It's a um." I cleared my throat. "A great machine."
"It's. From before your time. Just please don't get it out again. It was stored for a reason." she said as if it gave her bad memories.
I looked at her. "Right. Uh, why are you here I thought you were still working?" She was a doctor, very nice catch man. Way to pay attention.
"I just had to get a few things before I was needed back in the clinic." she muttered. "Um. Luke. I get that you like your video games and your privacy. But I think it'd be best if you tried to make some friends this summer. Socializing is not really your thing. I get that. But spending a whole summer indoors or messing around out by the pool house. It's not best for you."
I looked at Ali again. I get she meant well, but this was literally not my life nor my body technically. I could do whatever I damn well wanted.
Yeah. Very mature dude.
I cleared my throat. "Look. I'm on a soccer team right. And some sort of writing club?"
"Of course but. Honey, you don't spend much time at all with your friends from there or really seem to have any. High school starts in just a few months for you. Take it from me, friends make everything better.
I had an idea. Mostly because there was only one real person I could interact with in any meaningful or interesting manner in all of Denver and I was currently talking to her.
"What if I went to LA to make more friends. And spent all of high school over there? Maybe I could have way better luck with friends?"
Ali was surprised. "What. What wi-. Why?"
I spoke much how this kid would instead of well, myself, not to draw suspicion. "Don't I have grandparents over there? What if I stayed with them?"
"I haven't talked to Mom or Dad in a few months. I don't know how they'd feel about me sending you over there to live with them out of the blue."
"We're rich. They're rich I'm sure. Think they could handle it."
"Luke they haven't talked to you since you were about. Eleven. Twelve? Where is this LA idea coming from?"
"Well you're from there right? What's so bad about LA?"
Ali sighed, placing her hand on the boombox. "Did I ever tell you the story about this radio?"
"No."
I'm pretty sure I knew the entire story. But I was still interested.
"An old boyfriend of mine from high school named Johnny broke another one I had. One night. As an apology. He bought another one for me."
"That sounds really sweet of him."
Bet dating Daniel at the time instead of Johnny probably hurt his chances of getting back into her good graces.
"There is a lot. A lot of really old, really messy history in Los Angeles honey. Just, talk to your friends more. Set something up."
The friends I'd make in LA are one million times more interesting I swear Ali. I mean. Mom? Weird to say.
"Let's make a deal alright? I spend one year in LA. From this summer to next. I come back with no friends or as many good friends as I have now. I stay here."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm your mother and I'm deciding for you."
I sighed. "Look. All you got me for my fourteenth birthday was a cake. And look at our house."
"Well what do you want?"
"The one thing money can't buy. Real, cool, fun, friends."
"Denver's fun honey. No different than LA."
"No. Plenty different. I promise. Just give me this one chance."
Ali pursed her lips. "I'm not saying it couldn't be healthy for you to give a new city a chance. But there's nothing in LA left for me but bad memories. And really old, stupid, history."
"There's family there."
"Mom and Dad are great people. They were great parents to me, and to you, good grandparents in the time you've known them. But I'm not sending you halfway across the country just to make some friends."
"I'll keep perfect grades. I'll make sure I'm ready for any med school or college or whatever. Just one. Single year. One year. I promise you won't regret it."
"No Luke. I. I have to go." Ali turned around. "My shift at the clinic starts in thirty minutes."
I spoke out, not knowing what else to say. "I know about Johnny Lawrence. And Daniel! And the tournament, and everything about them."
She stopped.
Should I have not said that? Probably.
Ali turned around and looked at me. "How do you know about all that? I never told you a thing."
"Um. A-Ava told me?"
"I never told Ava either. Start talking. Luke." she said coldly. "Do not. Lie to your mother. Again."
Shit. The box. Yes, the box of 80s junk, I think I saw a photo album or something. A yearbook!
"I pieced it together. Johnny was your boyfriend, then Daniel your next right? There's a picture of you and some old guy, and Dan at this tournament. You can see Johnny competing in the background in one of the pictures. Made too much sense."
"Pieced it together? That's an awful lot to piece together. I never even told Dan's name."
"You're a beautiful woman and you lived in the Hills. Plus, think he signed your old yearbook and his picture and name were there too. I'm sure back in the 80s guys probably started fistfights over you every three minutes."
Ali frowned. "You know what. Fine. Spend one summer. No. One month over there and you'll see it's no different than here at home at all. Or worse, you'll see how immature, nonsensical, and crazy everyone is. You'll be begging to come back home. Then we'll see what exactly you pieced together."
"So. That's it. I'm. Moving to LA?"
"I'll call Dad in a few hours. If he agrees, I'll have Elena pack your bags and you can say your goodbyes to Ava and I in the morning."
"Really?"
Ali did not look happy at all despite her giving me exactly what I asked for. "Greg and I spoil you far too much. It's time you learned that getting what you ask for might not be what you really wanted. I shouldn't allow a boy of fourteen to live hundreds of miles away from me. But you want to learn what LA's like so badly? What the people are like? I promise you, they are no different than here at all. Remember Luke. This is what you asked for."
...
Sure enough, Ali handed me the ticket for the plane to LAX the following morning.
Greg apparently was such a shitty father he couldn't be bothered to say goodbye to his own son despite probably not seeing him for months. Neat, probably why Ali divorced him.
My blonde little sister spoke up at the front door of our whole mansion. "When you're gone. Can I have your room? I need the space to practice."
"Ava, you already have a personal dance studio," Ali said crossly before turning to me. "I'll miss you sweetie."
We hugged, and still in her arms, Ali sighed. "I just want you to know that because you want this so badly I'll allow you to go. I'll write, text, email. Anything. I'll miss you so much, honey. This is an important lesson. I just sometimes spoil you too much."
I smiled, despite her not being my real mother, I appreciated this a great deal. "Thanks mom."
She kissed me on the forehead and I was off.
...
The flight from Denver to LAX wasn't too long. I was flown first class of course. I watched Road House, good film to get in the mood besides things like Iron Eagle, Rocky, or Bloodsport maybe.
I got off the plane, and a man in a blue suit and had as part of a uniform was waiting for me holding a sign with my new name on it.
"Ah. Mr. Schwarber. Right this way of course."
He helped me get my bag and drove me to yet another mansion.
Damn, it was nice to be this rich.
"Luke!"
My grandparents looked just how I expected them to. They were Ali's parents from the original Karate Kid film, just much older.
They showed me around for a bit, generally very nice and calm people. They were really old though, so they completely left me to myself as a house servant unpacked my clothes for me from my bags.
I flopped on the bed for my new bedroom.
Nice.
Now I was home. Finally, I was where I was meant to be.
Far away from that useless and boring city of Denver, to the best place to be right now.
It was no coincidence I was reborn into a character with basically no impact at all on the Cobra Kai series outside of a name drop. The universe was trying to tell me to do something. So I went for it.
I liked pretty much every character in the Cobra Kai series. Even really annoying characters like Anthony or Stingray were redeemed to some extent or at least written competently.
I could save Miguel from a decent bit of bullying by probably walking a few blocks around Encino and finding Kyler to punch him in the jaw or something at some point. Save him from a potential coma, that through the butterfly effect could be fatal.
The butterfly effect. Wow. For all I knew Miguel wasn't even born in this world nor ever moved from Riverside to Reseda. I think he was, but just this one flight from LA to Denver could change who knows how many things.
I had an entire year until Johnny Lawrence reopened Cobra Kai, which I did ultimately see as inevitable. Even if Miguel never got bullied, Johnny would need a source of income. And broke, alcoholic, and with no other marketable skills besides karate, a dojo of any kind would be his only way to make a living.
Eli Moskowitz, Demetri, Sam LaRusso. I by no means had to save them from any bullying. A decent bit they brought on themselves, only after Kyler though, all three of them to an extent made enemies by their own accord after getting involved karate.
My plan was simple. I had one year more or less, until Johnny reopened Cobra Kai or at least started looking for any sort of employment outside of being well, unemployed.
I had no desire to open Cobra Kai up early. That was both foolish of me as well as pretty dangerous considering both Johnny and Daniel were in town and would wonder what in the world was going on.
Besides, the only two people who could help me in that regard weren't. The best of people.
John Kreese and Terry Silver. I liked their characters, despite how psychotic they both were. But no one could use them,
they used people. And to an extent at least, I wanted what they offered. Strength. Glory. Power.
They were cruel and very damaged men whose only therapy for them was turning teenagers into karate soldiers.
But they had a very fun 'old man' charm that I think the show nailed for me. I actually really wanted to meet them.
I started to write down a list on some paper I found in my room of where everyone was and what I wanted to do.
Johnny Lawrence. Deadbeat dad most likely or a drunk. Works as a handyman for a year and then probably gets fired. Mostly incompetent man, able to win a tournament. Good for much else? Don't know.
Daniel LaRusso. Possibly exploit to learn Miyagi-Do? Would make my karate pretty strong to do what Robby did by combining both for a year. Need time to consider.
Terry Silver. Let him rest dude. Let him enjoy his tofu parties and ad campaigns for mindfulness.
Kreese. Who knows!? Maybe a homeless shelter or an alleyway somewhere? Nowhere too different than where he was in canon.
Out of all of the 'Senseis' I could've had, Kreese was by far the most useful. He was far, far more broke than Johnny not to mention he was right about a decent portion of what he taught. He could be used most easily by me.
Why? Because sure I was rich now, but hell, I had no family. My new grandparents were the ones who raised Ali, the mother who had given me a life driven purely by merit and success, not really love I suppose even if she wasn't the worst mother.
If I was smart enough about it. I could really walk away unstoppable here, with friends I could earn of all sorts, and almost universal acclaim in karate.
Chozen Toguchi was probably the next Mr. Miyagi from all I knew. But Okinawa made him damn near unreachable. Plus he'd have no reason to train me unless I doused him with my family's really fat stacks of cash.
What I wanted was to spend the next three All Valley tournaments winning it. I'd be a legend. I'd hold an All Valley record for most personal championship wins. No one, not even Johnny won more than two.
At fifteen, sixteen, and seventeen, I'd basically be on par in the karate world above Johnny Lawrence and Daniel LaRusso. Having myself on the posters and banners down at the All Valley sports arena. Man. That was the most I could get from being placed in this world.
And man did I want it, I didn't see very many reasons not to do so right now.
As Robby Keene said, and he was right. It didn't matter how someone fought as long as it worked. And, it was clean.
I leaned off my bed and got onto the massive amount of space I had around my room, I had to try something.
In my previous life I spent a year and a half doing boxing, and a year and a half doing both sport and traditional Shotokan styles of Karate-do. I had to see if my memories translated over to my new body.
First form, Heian Shodan.
I did a low block with my fore arm and did a reverse punch to the body. Huh. At least I still remembered some of the basics.
I didn't remember any of the next. But that reflex, how to strike, my karate fighting stance. It was still there.
Let's go then.
Had to find a Sensei. The Sensei.
...
"Hi. Is there a uh. John Kreese here?"
The short lady at the front desk gave me a look.
"Hello?"
"Is he family or something? This is a homeless shelter honey."
"Please. Is he here?"
She gave a sigh and checked a clipboard, she turned a page over.
"No."
"Thanks."
I crossed the first off my list.
LA had about fifteen homeless shelters on the outskirts of Reseda, Sylmar, and Pacoima.
I was about to give up actually. On my ninth try, I finally struck gold. Or so I thought.
"Hm. John Kreese? Yeah."
I smiled. "Really? He's here?"
"No. He hasn't been seen in over a week."
"Well where can I find him?"
She gave me a 'Really' look.
"Boy, this look like the kinda place you can reliably find anybody? Go back home. This place. This place ain't for you."
I sighed. "What room is he assigned?"
"He was assigned room 5C. Second floor, left side corridor. Someone might already be in there. He usually kicks them out flat on they asses when he catches them. Take this."
She handed me a visitor sticker.
"Thank you." I said putting it on my shirt.
I walked upstairs.
Everyone gave me weird looks. Guess I really was too well dressed to be walking around homeless shelters.
I looked at Kreese's room from the outside. Yup. This was his alright. The proud and large American flag on the wall, the small little picture of who I knew to be Kim Sun Yung. Luckily no one was already there.
"You lost kid?"
I turned around. A grubby looking man with a thick beard was looking at me, eating an apple.
"No. No I'm just looking for someone." I said, inspecting the picture he kept of the 70s green beret from the original Cobra Kai dojo I know Martin Kove probably kept in real life.
"You look awful young to be shaking down po' men like John for cash."
I sighed. "Do you know him?"
He chuckled. "He's pricklier than a porcupine. Everyone knows him. No one likes him. What the hell could you want with him?"
I laughed. "None of your business."
"I see a kid snooping around a man's room. It's my business. Next thing I know you could be snooping around my stuff."
I sighed. Had to use one of the many, many perks of being rich.
"Here's ten bucks. Go get yourself some cigarettes or. Whatever. I was never here."
"Dang. A'ight son. For sure." he took it and walked away.
I spent an hour waiting for him. Then another one.
I started to do pushups in his room I started to get so bored. On my knuckles, my knuckles, yeah.
Then I started to do the first kata. Heian Shodan.
I decided to go back out into the hall.
...
"How are you- Oh. I forgot, they said I might have a visitor still here. Didn't mention it was a kid."
He must've noticed I probably looked like I turned fourteen yesterday.
"Well son." John Kreese said quietly. "You've got about four seconds before I slam the door in your face. Not in the mood at all for a conversation right now."
Just like Ali. He looked exactly like Martin Kove. But he just wasn't him. I couldn't explain it, it was so so surreal.
"I'm sorry. I um. I've been looking for you and I wanted to talk to you?"
"For the thirtieth time. I don't want to join the Jehovah's witnesses! Now get out of here!" he roared. Kreese raised a finger. "This may be a homeless shelter. But I don't like people who don't belong here at all. I won't repeat myself."
Why were all my clothes were like designer or so neat and rich looking? Had to get some different clothes now that I was in LA.
"Look um," I said. "Does the name Ali Mills ring any bells for you?"
"Of course it does. But I haven't heard that name in over thirty years. You might be wearing a visitor's pass. But right now you're not making yourself clear." Kreese approached me. He wasn't incredibly intimidating but still was a bit. "You better explain who you are. And what you want. Really fast son."
"I figured out my mom's past here in this city." A technical lie. Ali was my biological mother, but until yesterday I had never met her. "I know what you used to be. I figured it out."
"Figured what out?" asked Kreese.
"I know the Cobra Kai dojo was basically the coolest thing in this entire Valley. I know you made it what it was. And you lost what you deserved most in the world. What you built."
Kreese chuckled quietly, looking down at his feet for a second and then back at me. "Alright then. You should've led with that. Come in I guess." he said leading me in the room I already made sure to identify was his and not taken up by some other homeless person.
"Your mother. Is Ali Mills. And she told you all this?" he asked, in complete disbelief.
"She never did. I figured it out. I asked to come here. Kept a box full of 80s stuff in her room."
"Her family was always very wealthy. Maybe she's not. But I'm sure she has a nice living to some extent. Why in the world would you come to a place like this? Just to talk to some old man?"
"Because I think that old man can still be useful to the world. Turn regular teenagers into legendary karatekas. Cooler than anything anyone could think of." I said honestly.
"First of all," Kreese said. "Cobra Kai. Is not exactly cool," he said in a very disgusted but calm tone. "It is a way of life. It is an art. In the same way you don't consider biology, or science, or any other field of study strictly cool. And you must speak of it. With respect, always."
Wow, this man. Had. Presence. Despite the fact that he looked ancient, dressed, and looked like a homeless person still.
"Definitely."
"Second of all. I haven't taught a karate class in around. I don't know. Thirty, thirty one years? I don't know how much use I could be."
I had an idea. A special idea. A great idea.
"Aren't Cobras supposed to be strong and unyielding? Cobra Kai takes on a Cobra as its mascot right?"
"Somewhat." Kreese shrugged, surprisingly he indulged my conversation now. "The point of Cobra Kai is to assume the behavior of a King Cobra in the jungles of Vietnam. Striking enemies down mercilessly. Always keeping your guard up. Knowing when and how to attack and proceed in combat or anywhere else. It teaches more than just karate. It teaches-"
He remembered who he was talking to. A fourteen year old stranger.
"Who on earth are you kid?"
"Lucas Gregory Mills Schwarber." I still remembered my full name from my flight ticket and the papers Ali had given me to sign up at West Valley High this fall.
"Well. Lucas. Cobra Kai is dead. You're wasting your time son. But thanks for visiting me."
I smiled, walking towards the pictures next to Kreese's bed. "Who's this guy?" I asked, despite knowing who it was already.
"Grandmaster Kim Sun Yung. From well before your time. Founded the martial art that evolved into Cobra Kai. Trained an old Captain of mine from 'Nam in Tang Soo Do. After the war. I sought him out with another friend of mine. And he became our Sensei."
"So. His picture is next to your bed. You know his teachings. And you're still alive aren't you? And that other picture of you. You sure look like a Cobra Kai with that green beret and that rifle."
Kreese sighed. "I suppose."
"Then that means Cobra Kai is very alive."
"Its students all regret having studied under it. The dojo died twice in failure and the most bitter of defeats. A picture and a flag. I'm an old has been son. I have nothing that I could teach you."
"On the contrary. I think you can teach the entire world. I think you want to."
Kreese balled his fists for a moment, I could see the anger flare in his eyes. As if I was some ant that had crawled on his plate of food.
"Let's say for a moment I can teach you something," Kreese said calmly, hiding the annoyance I had given him. "Then let's say you somehow could go through my training. Why would I ever do that?"
I took out four one hundred dollar bills in cash from my wallet and threw them on his bed. "You need money. I need someone to help turn me into a karate champion. There is no better man in this world who can help me do that. But you."
I lied right to his face. Kreese could possibly never talk to me again if he learned how I was planning on combining both Miyagi-Do and Cobra Kai into the most balanced style of tournament sweeping karate. Chozen or Silver were easily better candidates than Kreese, I had no qualms about dropping Kreese like a rock the moment it suited me.
Kreese picked up the cash. It was probably more money than he had ever held in his hands in years.
Kreese decided to pocket it. "You have my attention, we'll see if you can keep it. But let me make one thing clear. You may have paid for my lessons, but that doesn't mean they'll be any fun for you. Cobra Kai Karate. Is not for the weak of mind nor body. You fail four straight lessons in a row, and I'll make it clear you are not cut out for Cobra Kai."
"I didn't expect it to."
"There's an old diner three blocks towards Seventh Street. Behind it is an abandoned parking lot they used to use to offload crates and boxes from when it was a supermarket. It's where I go whenever I need a workout every once in a while. Meet me there in thirty minutes."
...
For the past fifteen minutes, I ran through my head what exactly Kreese would do first.
The obvious. What Johnny did to Miguel too. He struck first.
Maybe a jab punch or a hip throw onto the hard concrete of the parking lot. He would just attack me to teach me a lesson about not letting people attack me first.
How to counter each. If he tried to grab me, the smartest thing to do would be to move away as quickly as I could. Worked in an old karate tournament of mine the few times I competed before.
"First and foremost. You will address me as Sensei. Or Sensei Kreese. Or sir on occasion. Is that clear?"
"Yes Sensei."
Finally, Kreese appeared, walking towards me.
He unzipped a jacket that looked like he'd been wearing it since 1995 and stretched his wrists with loud cracks after throwing it aside on the old loading dock of the abandoned supermarket. His arms were weathered and his skin clearly old, but I respected the fact that he still looked admittedly strong a bit.
Moreover, his arm tattoo of a snake being choked out looked like it hadn't aged a day.
Kreese approached me again, as if he was waiting for something.
I knew what it was. Just how I was taught in karate before a match or class, you never took your eyes off where you were meant to look.
I looked into Kreese's eyes the entire time as I bowed to him.
He smiled, surprised. "Good. Now. Lesson one."
I immediately used what I had practiced in the few minutes prior to Kreese's arrival.
He moved faster than any old man reasonably should be expected to, but I punched him directly in the floating ribs by his kidneys with a straight right hand as he tried to jab.
The perks of having watched the series and done a bit of karate and boxing too.
Kreese was surprised but satisfied, completely unfazed as if my blow had missed him. "Not bad. Do you know what the lesson is?"
"Don't wait to attack?" I again pretended I didn't know what it was.
"Close. The first lesson is strike first. The common belief is that karate is for self defense. But that's foolish, because for actual personal safety it's the opposite really."
I smiled, liking this.
"In an actual fight. Your opponent could have a knife or who knows what else. Or could actually be ready to fight you. Why wait and see what he can do? You always engage combat first. For all you know having broken someone's arm or nose on the street when he confronted you might've saved someone's life if he had a gun. Now, lesson two. Strike hard."
Kreese looked at me. "Make a strong stance. Time to teach you how exactly to strike."
I remembered my old karate stance. Feet shoulder width apart, move your right leg a bit back, turn your whole body sideways, and raised your left hand forward in a fist with your right by your chest pointed upwards too.
Of course someone who taught karate for decades spotted this. "Just move your back leg forward a little and crouch a bit more. How did you know all this so far?"
"Um. Just made sense to me."
Kreese just shrugged. "Alright. So, the first strike. Is the reverse punch. Go to any karate school on earth, it's the first strike they teach you. You threw yours pretty well. You lower yourself and twist your whole body into the blow, throwing it as much as you can forward, and you instantly snap your hand back to your chest to keep your guard tight and prevent further strikes from reaching you."
"Ready! Aits!"
The kiai was simple. It didn't have to special or a word, you just yelled deeply from the bottom of your stomach and roared the moment before the blow made contact, not before to announce you were attacking. Gave away the game.
"Not bad. Now throw it to the face instead of the body."
"Aits!"
We kept going for a few minutes. The second he got too close to me I turned to face him.
"Yes." he started chuckling. "Yes. You're getting it. Always keep your guard up, very nice." Kreese patted the side of my face with the back of his hand, making it clear he could've punched me in the jaw hard if he wanted to. "Applies to your actual guard too."
Wow. The term guard usually applied to boxing or kickboxing, it was how you held your hands up by your head to throw, block, and avoid punches. This was karate and he knew it well.
"Continue! Aits!"
We went on for a bit and eventually, he stopped me. I had started to sweat a bit.
"A reverse punch to the face is always a good strike in a fight. But it's better if you set it up with a jab punch. Throw your left out as far as you can, the moment it comes back snap that right punch forward." he moved on instantly. "Aits!"
"Aiii!" I roared as I struck the air.
Again. Kreese didn't care about the actual sound I made when striking. He just corrected and inspected my form.
"Okay. Now the front kick. You raise your knee up, and snap your foot out to hit your opponent with the bottom of your foot."
He roared loudly. "Ais!"
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Turns out those were the four basic moves we worked on. And there was a lot to brush up on really. My karate and boxing fundamentals were solid, they had even translated from my old mind into a basically completely untrained body.
The trick was, just like in boxing, not to lean into your punches nor overextend or move your head off where it was when striking. Cobra Kai Karate might've been the best first choice for me to ever train in having been given a strange, but familiar new life.
The cardio I must've gotten from so much soccer helped. The class lasted a solid hour and a half and it was mostly me striking in place, striking while moving in a line. Knuckles pushups on hard concrete with Kreese balancing a few empty wooden crates he found on my back for a bit of added weight.
Kreese wasn't always rushing forward to attack me and test if I was paying attention to where he was or not. He turned out to be a very effective and simple, yet skilled karate teacher.
He was very stern, direct, and loud still. I forgot to keep my knee lowered when throwing the right hand to the body and he almost hit me in the nose with a backfist.
"Okay." he said quietly. "That concludes class."
We bowed to each other, again, he noted how I never took my eyes away from him.
Kreese sat down on the old loading dock. "I need to talk to you kid."
"Sure thing Sensei."
Kreese took a long sigh, scratching the stubble on his chin while chuckling quietly. "You were right. I did miss teaching. Why didn't you tell me you were already trained?"
"I just watched some Youtube videos on karate and boxing fundamentals."
"Youtube videos?" Kreese just gave a shrug at this. "Huh. I'll have to see what you're talking about sometime. Anyway. I have to ask you. Why would you ever want to train with an old man from a homeless shelter in a parking lot? Instead of just going to the dozens of dojos around this Valley. You have plenty of money, it's not like you can't afford it."
I shrugged back. "I don't know. Even if the training is a lot more low key. It's the teacher that matters. Not the environment."
Kreese seemed to absolutely love this. But he hid it behind a stern frown. "Your instincts and your striking form are strong. Your reflexes are good. I can tell you have good stamina from some sport of some kind you might've done. You already moderately understand strike first, and you can probably strike hard. All you're lacking is the third rule."
"Which is?"
"It's not one I teach so quickly to newcomers. Because it takes a lot of time to perfect. This." Kreese flicked his nose towards the abandoned supermarket loading dock we just used to train in. "Is no dojo. What Cobra Kai used to be. That's a dojo."
"What if it came back?"
"I don't think it will. The reason why. Is because of one thing."
I looked at him. "Which is?"
"There is no such thing as mercy in this entire world. People you love and trust with your life will vanish from this world in one way or another. Or betray you. Or leave you for dead. You can't rely on anyone, especially your enemies. To show mercy to you, even if it suits them."
Kreese shrugged again, putting his hands on the loading dock. "Until this evening. I thought Cobra Kai was dead. Then you showed up, convinced me I can still build fighters. But what in the world made you think Cobra Kai can come back?"
"Because. The world needs it."
Kreese nodded. "Explain."
"The entire Valley isn't filled with the kind of karate fighters my mom told me about. The Vidals. Most of the old dojos have either closed down or their old school Senseis have all retired. And the entire world has wiped plenty of important history in martial arts from existence. It's become weak, superficial, and all shiny and pretty. Like a snowflake. You get trophies just for showing up now. Making real champions less so."
Kreese chuckled loudly now. "You know kid. As true as all that is. You haven't made one thing clear to me."
"Which is?"
"Why would someone as rich as you. Don't deny it you show up wearing clothes this nice and walking around in parts of town you shouldn't be with hundreds of dollars in cash. Ever. Ever see the world as anything but merciful?"
I smiled. "Because when I found that box of 80s junk in my mom's room." Again, not technically my mom but still. "It felt more real than any other valuable or trophy I had already had. I knew you were at the center of all that."
Kreese looked thoughtful for a moment and then spoke.
"This drive. This passion to push your limits. You'll be somebody kid. You'll be somebody someday. I know it doesn't mean much coming from a senior citizen who's homeless. But you see the world for what it is. Handouts, don't exist or are loans in disguise. You make your own path. And that is more than something extremely meaningful today."
Kreese pointed at me. "That is Cobra Kai incarnate. We've only just met. But from what I saw so far, I wish you were my student back in the day. I know someone who would've gotten along really well with you."
"Who is he?"
"Johnny Lawrence. But all that about Vidal and the tournaments. And karate and the world now. You um. You found out all that on your own. You went beyond just what your mother told you. Son, that takes the kind of drive and initiative Cobra Kai needs."
I smiled with a small shrug. "What do we do now?"
"Now. Well. As rich as you are, you probably can't fund an entire karate dojo from the ground up. Only another very wealthy friend of mine could've done that. There are something snakes and cold blooded animals do in the winter. They stay awake, hiding in the snow. Waiting for the right time to emerge."
I remembered. "Brumation."
"Yes. You and I. Are going to be like Cobras in brumation. The right time to emerge will be made clear soon."
"How long should it take?"
"As long as it needs," Kreese said simply. "I'd say. Maybe a year or so? Maybe more? Either way. I want you here every single day at five o'clock ready to train except for Sundays and Saturdays. Bring better clothes next time. We'll emerge from our, brumation of sorts, absolutely unstoppable. When that happens, Cobra Kai will be back."
What I asked next was crucial.
"I always wanted to ask. Who exactly did beat Cobra Kai twice in a row?"
Kreese sighed. "That's a long story kid."
"Sensei, I'd really appreciate it."
"Well. The short version is a weakling by the name of Daniel LaRusso. And an old man by the name of Miyagi were able to beat Cobra Kai at its best two years in a row in competition." Kreese said with scorn. "Looking back on it. It was my fault for having challenged them. The ruin of Cobra Kai, was my own, my fault. But I've been given a second chance it seems. To strike back at Miyagi-Do."
"What's so wrong with Miyagi-Do?" I wondered, still knowing the answer.
"Their style of karate is very simplistic. You wait, someone attacks you. You counter them."
"So their way is wrong?" I asked.
Kreese shrugged. "Essentially. Waiting for a problem to arrive on your doorstep. A challenge. A war. Anything. That's the same thing as allowing yourself to get shot in a war. Waving your hands up and down out of cover begging to get attacked."
Huh. Combining Miyagi-Do and Cobra Kai might be trickier than I thought. Robby pulled it off, but he never was able to train under both styles at the same time, not even in secret.
"You. Have a lot left to learn. For now Mr. Schwarber, you are Cobra Kai's first student since 1985." Kreese said calmly.
"Thank you Sensei." I sat up off the loading bay and bowed to him.
He merely nodded in acknowledgment as he sat up. "The old rate back in the day was. Fifty bucks a month? Accounting for inflation. That's."
"One hundred and twenty five dollars I think. I can get my phone out and get you the actual number."
Kreese looked at me funny. "Your phone?"
I showed my iPhone taking it out from my pocket. "Yeah. It tells you everything."
Kreese squinted. "Huh. Alright, that seems, very useful."
Guess this made sense. The moment Kreese heard Cobra Kai returned to the All Valley tournament under Johnny he probably started doing everything he could, including learning how to use the internet to figure out what was going on exactly.
I just realized one of the first visitors to the Cobra Kai webpage Miguel Diaz had set up in the show could've very well been Kreese thinking he was seeing things.
"Well. Let's just say it's a hundred dollars a month for now. Until tomorrow Schwarber," he said before walking away.
"Until tomorrow Sensei."
Now to pay Daniel LaRusso a visit too and also be trained possibly in secret.
How long could I keep this up? Would it work? I guess technically I could walk away from this betraying both. I'd need more time to think about this before seeking out Daniel.
I had time. I had so much time.
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A/N: So. For the very first official Self insert in Cobra Kai/Karate Kid history (yes, I know there have been OCs, but an SI is something else technically) I have chosen Kreese to be the Sensei, at least the first Sensei.
Also very important, this story starts and takes place one year before Johnny meets Miguel in the first season of Cobra Kai.
Some will wonder the obvious "but what're the pairings!?"
Uh...for Luke? I have no clue. Besides the pairings I have listed in the summary it can go any number of different ways. Luke/Moon or Luke/Yasmine, although for a long long time at least, I don't see him being paired with anyone. Mostly because at a stage this early in the story, the only people not superficial enough for Lucas would probably be either Aisha or Sam, neither of which I can see staying with him at all in the long run.
Also, if the mc seems manipulative, immature, and stupid, yes, he's supposed to be. He's young, also he's supposed to go through an arc.
That being said. I do plan on having Aisha stick around for a long time. I don't plan on just dropping her when this story gets to around Season 3 in canon. Speaking of which, canonically speaking this story takes place in a Cobra Kai Season 0 or Season One Half? It's an entire year before Johnny and Miguel meet, so there's plenty to build.
However, big however. In order for a few key plot points to work, either Sam and Robby or probably Sam and Eli will be a thing. They of course, are not the endgame pairing by any means so I don't mean to off put anyone. I mean come on, Sam and Kyler were a thing in canon and Kyler is just.
Okay, so, Lucas, as the story has stated until this point, is by no means a completely good person nor a bad person. So him being a complete goody two shoes or utter bully is boring, I'd expect something inbetween moving forward. I prefer gray characters over completely light or dark, that's how the Cobra Kai series tends to be written and that's awesome of it.
I'm sure some are wondering the obvious as well. Where is Miguel? Will he show up?
Answering those questions are technically spoilers, but as a pretty decent Miguel fan myself here it is.
He's currently in Riverside and about to start his freshman year of highschool. And yes, he will show up when he does in canon, I don't know about the same manner. To get to where I need his character to start, I need to set up. A shitton of character arcs and development.
Another thing I'm sure some are wondering is why I didn't have Luke or the main character just seek out Daniel or Johnny first? That's kinda obvious and boring, I didn't want to go with such an easy one.
Still, thank you all for reading. And I'll see you all around.
Are you posting this after seeing Chericos fic? If not it's a huge coincidence, as he just started a Karate Kid fic.