[X] "Well, for one, so long as you hold me I cannot betray your secrets. If you truly believe a dip in the river or ocean would be an easy end to me, you are rather mistaken. As to what I can do for you... Well, ask rather what I CANNOT do, given time. Given the right rituals and reagents, there are few magics I cannot accomplish or magical gewgaws I cannot help enchant. Ask, and it is likely I can find a way to your goal, though my greatest works would require some serious effort on your part. In a more direct and immediate fashion, I can cloud the senses and minds of others, I lend my bearer strength and resilience quite beyond a normal man's, I possess knowledge of other realms that could build or transform an entire empire, and I have some power over any who speak their name before me.
"If behind the first question you are asking - Am I dangerous? The answer is - ABSOLUTELY. But I have little need to lie. Consider it vanity, but I take a certain satisfaction in helping my bearer accomplish great things. Some it makes happy, and others it does not, but that is simply the nature of man."