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Dude! Where's My Princess?

Dude! Where's My Princess?
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Ever been in love? Arwin had that! Then he found out she was cheating on him. Wanted to be with a rich guy so she could have a "more comfortable life". Ouch.

Reeling from the blow, he's out for a drive one day, and nearly crashes into a giant pink dragon (where did that come from???), swerves, and ends up in another world!

He meets Yaz, a talking skeleton knight on an epic quest, and it lights a fire under him. Together, they set off to find a long-lost princess, the knight's first great love, who was magically imprisoned hundreds of years ago by an evil necromancer, the same man who cursed Yaz into undeath.

It won't be easy. Goblins, ogres, and dragons await. So they'll need the help of new friends, like the celebrated but aging adventurer, Magicist Beers, who may only have one last quest in him. And Melina, a sheltered fairy, bravely eager to leave the Enchanted Forest for the first time.

But things take a turn for the terrible when they accidentally revive the old necromancer and transform him into a powerful lich. Doh!

The only person who might be powerful enough to help them is the legendarily evil Dark Enchantress. But when she and Arwin meet, sparks fly. Literally. Would you risk your heart falling for someone who could turn you into a toad?

A story inspired by Xanth, Magic Kingdom for Sale, and The Hitchhiker's Guide.
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