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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Really, it all depends on if it turns me into the image, or what the image is supposed to represent.
     
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  2. TangledLion

    TangledLion Not too sore, are you?

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    *Raises hand* Depending on your definition of shit, based on how I was born, you could say I'm already getting Genderbent. Can I keep on being a girl after waking up like this, or do I have to start transition again from square one?
    Hmmmm... Tempting but Helsing Vampirism does have some big downsides... Depends on if I'm expected to fight shit or if I can just ignore the lewd wars since I doubt being a catgirl will give me superpowers.
     
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  3. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    See, I'd say the first thing I'd do is strip and masturbate in front of a mirror, but... I'll probably end up looking like my sisters... and they're ugly...

    Still gonna masturbate, though. I hear great things about multiple orgasms. Specifically: there's more than one of them.
     
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  4. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Yes.

    Easily corrected with Dragon magic.
     
  5. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    Isn't he some type of magical star because otherwise we all have a problem.

    The choice is yours of course.

    what are you exactly?

    wouldn't you just be a genderbent duck?

    jokes on you I do that anyway.
     
  6. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    My Infernal player character from many years ago. He went Devil Tiger and reforged himself as a symbol of indolence and excess. The pic would be more accurate if it was surrounded in a cloud of various drugs and liquors slowly being dragged into the star to fuel his Charms and addictions.
     
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  7. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    So would you make everyone high?
     
  8. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Among other things.
     
  9. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    What are the other things I'm trying to decide if I should try to recruit you leave the universe. Or stay the fuck away from you. My understanding of exalted is limited so while I'm aware of your bullshit I don't have a full scope of your abilities.
     
  10. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    <ahem>

    Please be aware that the radiation given off by the Excessive Consumption Shintai can cause mutations, orgies, insanity, loss of virginity, cancer, drug addiction, nymphomania/satyrasis, and/or pregnancy. Do not expose yourself to the Star of Indolent Excess if you are pregnant or planning to become pregnant. Do not expose yourself to the Star of Indolent Excess if you will be operating heavy machinery or making decisions.
     
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  11. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    I'm an undead immortal who can only get sick or die if I feel like it so I think this can work want to join my clan of degenerate monster's
     
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  12. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    Do you accept the gods of all music joining your clan
     
  13. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    Are you you okay playing music while we commit acts of extreme violence and eat people? And are you an actual god or just that good at music you are called a god
     
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  14. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    I mean i once caused mass hallucinations on a multiversal scale to the points said hallucinations become real in one universe With this song yes i am god more specifically god of all music

    Also i'm okay commiting extreme violence just don't involve any children because i have soft spot for children.
     
  15. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    Sounds like you've had some good times and don't worry unless the kids are evil and a threat they are safe from me so music man welcome to clan, now I how about we see what happens when a God fights a Devil if you are up for a spar.
     
  16. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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  17. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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  18. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    Wait a minute why the hell would i fight with this i have reality manipulation *make sinnerlust a normal human with super sensitive hearing and no special ability*thank god for me absorbing too many universe
     
  19. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    Cogito, ergo sum I do not perceive myself as a human therefore I am not a human I am a monster and I'm starting to wonder if your a god you were so quick to try and strip me of my powers your a god you should have nothing to fear so why such a cowardly tactics are you not GOD Hahahaha!!!! Come now god I expect more. or call it a draw and get some dinner I'm having pork fried rice.
     
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  20. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Featured: two particularly uncreative children in a playground shouting "infinity!" "Infinity plus one!" "infinity times two!" etc. back at each other.
     
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  21. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    more like infinty and I reject the concept. But hey I was bored and this was entertaining for a while now I'm watching boomerang.
     
  22. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    How about you do it yourself or tell that duck to buy us food I'm too busy rock and rolling
     
  23. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    Bruh way ahead of you I bought my food and was relaxed and chilling and hmm not bad music I'm going to add that to my playlist. Tai fried rice is pretty damn good.
     
  24. Mr Grail

    Mr Grail I Lust

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    Nothing. I'm not sapient, nor am I sentient.
     
  25. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    A question though are you a grail or are you The Grail?
     
  26. Ilikebob

    Ilikebob Stuck in a jar

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    You called?
     
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  27. Mr Grail

    Mr Grail I Lust

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    I'm an abstract concept. The Grail you see is simply a symbol used to represent the concept.
     
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  28. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    No. No bad grail-kun! Don't come closer, the hero making kit you give me didn't work and now they still looking for the masked avenger.
     
  29. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    "Finally i found jesus drinking cup maybe i should give this back to him"
     
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  30. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    I'm Sailor Mercury with a sexy playboy bunny outfit. so maybe could join with fellow gal pals in whatever adventures.
     
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