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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

The bucket guy said:
What am i supposed to do I'm a bucket now i cant do anything beside being filled with water
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Nickballas said:
You can fill a bucket with anything that a bucket can handle. You better hope you're not in a farm.
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Or that if you are at a farm then at least that the farmers realize you milk the female cows, not the male ones. Seriously, if things get wacky enough the everyone becomes their avatar then I wouldn't be surprised if people who have no idea how to run a farm end up on one.
 
wayne82444 said:
Or that if you are at a farm then at least that the farmers realize you milk the female cows, not the male ones. Seriously, if things get wacky enough the everyone becomes their avatar then I wouldn't be surprised if people who have no idea how to run a farm end up on one.
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I don't live in a farm, i live in a small town
And i probably be filled with dirty underwear that has been stained by my cat shit for later cleaning
 
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Or that if you are at a farm then at least that the farmers realize you milk the female cows, not the male ones.
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This isn't entirely true. The process of extracting semen from a bull (or even males of other species like horses), for use in artificial insemination is, at least colloquially referred to as "milking", even though no actual milk is produced.
 
I enjoy being a hot bird girl for a while and then end up quickly realizing that having a pair of wings is going to make buying any clothing massively inconvenient the moment I go to try and find pretty much anything for the waist up.
 
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Speckled Burd said:
I enjoy being a hot bird girl for a while and then end up quickly realizing that having a pair of wings is going to make buying any clothing massively inconvenient the moment I go to try and find pretty much anything.
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But hey! Big Tatas and Nuclear Power are at your fingertips.
 
Build a Land Factory and Mass Extractor.
NuclearBird said:
Related to the avatar above mine.

The Hell am I supposed to do? Assassinate journalists by giving them a cloacal Polonium dive bombing?!
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TanaNari said:
You would be doing God's work.
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Based Hot Take: The Bald Russian Clown, Whinnie the Pooh, The Sultan, and Dear Leader. The most undignified death imaginable and watch as their lackeys tear their countries apart in the power vacuum. Better than Breitbart for a target.
 
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The Bald Russian Clown, Whinnie the Pooh, The Sultan, and Dear Leader. The most undignified death imaginable and watch as their lackeys tear their countries apart in the power vacuum. Better than Breitbart for a target.
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Yeah, but they're ruining places that are already shitholes. That have always been shitholes.

If they're going to drop trou and fire off diarrhea all over the walls anyway, I'd prefer they did it in an outhouse than in my living room.
 
Finish up the yummy ice-treat and see how much cheap booze it takes to get the reincarnation of a Greek goddess drunk.
 
New avatar so I would probably create a blood cult make my own versions of the sabbat and camarilla set them against each other and enjoy the action. Rule the underworld as a dark vampire God.


Or just be a massive fucking troll I'm alucard I can do whatever the fuck I want to do like search for my own big tidy police girl.
 
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