favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

[Scygnus]

• Gaston: You see that house? That is where I was born. My mother said to me, "Garcon. The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter... Well, I know it is not a great philosophy but...
• [pauses, looks offended]
• Gaston: Well, fuck you. I can live my life in my own way if I want to.
• [begins to walk away in disgust]
• Gaston: Fuck off. Don't come following me.

 

[Feather Wind 22]

"It is not our abilities that show who we are it is our choices," Albus Dumbledore.

 

[Feather Wind 22]

"The decisions you make and the actions that follow are a reflection of who you are. You cannot hide from your self." Samurai Jack's Father.

 

[DCF]

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"

 

[humon]

"I can feel him... cummin' in her hair tonight~" - Phil Collins during his brief stint as an erotica author.

 

[BlackDragon98]

"Shut up you old shit! You don't talk unless I tell you to!"

 

[Scygnus]

Didn't actually see the movie, but it was in the trailer...

"Stop!"

"No."

"But... I have a gun!"

"I don't care."

 

[Oth]

"This isn't the medieval ages anymore, there is no such thing as corpses being left to rot in the sun - and funeral costs number upwards of a million in total. Buy your own grave before you go or someone else will, someone you have failed for the last time."

"Human life is not free. Human death is not, either. Earn your keep."

 

[Lance crasher]

"You know for a site that is more focused on written work, you would think the average user would have basic reading comprehension to avoid story they don't want to read. But I should've known better than to put too much faith on this stuff"

 

[Lorsïthrorung]

"I want you to find a man who I will feel guilty for extorting for beer money."

"But you don't even like beer"

"It's the principle!"-My worldbuilding on how a culture's Bride Prices work.

 

[Nitramy]

"You can determine what a person fears most by what they laugh at the loudest."

 

[humon]

Kyle: "Our parents are trying to infect us with herpes. And I think I figured out why"
Stan: "Why?"
Kyle: "Because they're a bunch of assholes"

 

[TuriMaelstrom]

"Sometimes you need to know when to hold them, and know when to fold them. And right now, it's folding time."

 

[Scygnus]

"Sometimes you need to know when to hold them, and know when to fold them. And right now, it's folding time."

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Not really an improvement on the original.
"Know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run."

 

[You can get stronger]

Behold a rat

 

[You can get stronger]

Fiction is the reality people wish came true while knowing it could not

 

[Hellhound_dow]

"Tools exist in two states when not in use: in the way or lost."

 

[humon]

I wonder if you could say the same thing about waifus.

 

[Hellhound_dow]

I wonder if you could say the same thing about waifus.

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From how most write their harem stories, you'd be right.

 

[humon]

"Daaaaaaa YANKEES lose!" - David Ortiz and Vladdy Guerrero Jr. at the same time.

 

[Colonel "Bardak"]

not my quote, "It's your destiny to find out what terrible chaos you're living in, but after that, what you should do is laugh, just don't despair and laugh. The world around you is terrible, disgusting, you should not become a cynical bastard, but responsible, but at the same time laugh."

 

[Lance crasher]

"Wrestling will never be 'realistic', 'sportslike' or 'legitimate', the last time Vince did that it backfired horribly despite the repeated attempts. The truth is despite what Vinnie Mac or the 2k fans like to tell you, professional wrestling is never meant to be realistic, it is a live stage opera show with better fight scene that just happened to take place in a 'sports' setting that also just happened to have an undead biker and a vampire. The entire thing is built to be an entertainment while telling a story"