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Geek's Guide to Thriving in a Low End Fantasy World ( Robert Baratheon OC SI AU)

Chapter 43 - Wedding Day New
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Stormlands

Asgard


"My lord, these are the new additions to the management, as you called it." Robert used a lot of strange words that Tyrion hadn't heard before, which sometimes required explanations.

Robert looked at the trio arrayed before him. "Go on, introduce us."

"He," Tyrion pointed to the oldest man, one in his forties with gaunt cheeks, "is Jory Royce, the previous Master of Customs at Gulltown before Petyr Baelish framed him. He is a hardworking man and came with a reference from Lord Arryn."

"Didn't feel like staying at Gulltown, Jory?" Robert wondered why they had spared the man in the first place; not that it was a bad thing, but the crimes Baelish had framed him for would have led to either the rope or the Wall.

A dark look crossed the man's eyes at the mention of his former home. "Aye, my lord. Gulltown looked different after spending months in the dungeons. I couldn't stay there."

Oh well, Gulltown's loss, his gain. "Alright, if Jon himself vouches for you, welcome to Asgard. We'll entrust the customs and docks to you."

"I won't let you down, my lord." Jory wanted to show his gratitude by bending the knee, but Robert just patted the man on the shoulder, calling him a "good man."

Tyrion pointed to the other man, who stepped forward with pride. "Next is Ornek Kho of Qohor; he is a master builder, but the constant skirmishes between the Free Cities had tired him. He, and his family, is seeking a safer place to live." He too was aging, though his muscles, built through decades of labor, looked strong and gave him a youthful look.

Free Cities, owing to their less constrictive ways, were better in many fields when compared to Westeros and their loss is his gain.

Robert patted Tyrion on the shoulder."You won't have to oversee the construction sites anymore."

"Welcome to Asgard, Master Ornek. It doesn't get any safer then here."

"Indeed, my lord, and I couldn't be happier about it." Ornek's accent was harsh and guttural, reflecting his native tongue, yet he maintained a respectful demeanor.

The last person was a bit surprising, in that an Essosi woman wouldn't really search for prospective work in Westeros, where the fairer sex was looked down on in most of the continent. Thyrene Qala from Braavos. She had worked in the Iron Bank and in the palace of the Sea Lord with official recommendation letters. With neat, neat black hair and eyes and brown skin, she was certainly beautiful, though her gaze would no doubt make men think twice before approaching her.

Robert nodded. Unlike the rest of Westeros, he did not have a problem with putting a woman in charge.

He read the letters, and Thyrene had apparently led the renovation work in both places, as well as the construction of an annex. "Miss Thyrene, these are rather impressive positions to work at and no doubt pay well. What brings you to Asgard?" She could have stayed in Braavos and built herself fortune and fame.

"As you say, Lord Robert, they were good positions, but I wanted to leave my mark on the world." Ah, so the fortune and fame Braavos offered wasn't enough for her.

Ambitious.

"And Asgard is the perfect place for that."

"Yes."

"Looking at your letters, I can put you in charge of keeping track of my projects for Asgard. Any knowledge on city planning?" Leading those projects, as well as the several other works mentioned in the letters, was not the same as building a city, and Robert, with his lacking knowledge, was bound to miss something critical.

"I have studied the layouts of many of the Free Cities, and the ones long turned to ruin as well." She launched into an explanation of her studies on the different ways the buildings and cities around Essos were built and how her drawings for the new annex had won her the honor.

"Depending on your success as the Project Manager," Robert continued without explaining the word to the woman, "I may promote you to the station of Asgard's City Manager, where you'll be responsible for any construction the city may need."

Thyrene's grateful smile told her answer. "I shall strive to live up to your expectations, my lord. Thank you for giving me this chance."

"Tyrion will get you settled."

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With the new additions, the workload Tyrion and Davos had would lessen significantly. The new additions would have to be watched, but if they betrayed him, he could always feed the traitor to his dragons.

Now, he just had to get ready for Stannis and Delena's wedding. His gifts were ready, work was delegated, and Robert mounted Obelisk, leaving Slifer behind to protect Asgard.

"If something that requires my presence happens, just send a message with Slifer; he'll know to bring it to me."

"Yes, my lord, we wish your brother and his lady wife a happy and fruitful marriage."

"Thanks, Tyrion." With that, Robert took off.

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Storm's End

The distance between Storm's End and Asgard was hundred and fifty miles with his estimates, and would take six hours of continuos flight to reach his birth home.

But with the new speed of his dragons, it took two hours, and only because he chose a slow journey to savor the moment.

Even from the sky, preparations for the wedding could be seen, and Robert had to land away from the castle so Obelisk's wings did not send anything flying away.

Walking with his dragon following right behind like a more than twenty-foot-long fire-breathing puppy, the guests gave Robert a wide berth. Most of the Stormlanders were here, as expected, but Rhaegar's cronies were nowhere to be seen.

Good thing too; they would spoil the celebrations.

Jon and Elbert had arrived after the auction, along with Elia and Baelor, as well as a gaggle of Reach nobles.

His great-uncle Harbert was at the gates and was the first one to greet him.

"Well, well, well, would you look at this. Asgard's one and only demon slayer."

"Hello to you too, Uncle, but don't worry, it's just Robert to you."

Harbert guffawed, gathering Robert in a hug, which the younger man returned. "It's not every day you hear a tale worthy of the Age of Heroes. All the bards in the Stormlands sing of your story, but everyone wants to hear it from your mouth."

"This day belongs to Uncle Stannis; no need for me to steal all the attention."

"After the wedding then."

"Sure, why not?"

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His family, except for Renly, who was playing with Lord Tarth's only living child, Brienne, were busy with the last-minute preparations, so Robert didn't do more than just let them know he was here.

Seeing as he had nothing better to do, Robert took the children for a flight, with Lord Selwyn all too happy for the chance.

The children were ecstatic, screaming to their hearts content in the sky, but all too soon for their tastes, it was time to go down for the wedding.

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Robert evaded the lords and ladies wanting to speak to him "on this joyful occasion that may lead to further strengthening of the ties between noble families."" a.k.a. "please marry my daughter/sister/niece" and went to find the groom.

"Sup, little brother?" Robert gestured to the servants to give the brothers a space, and they left quietly.

Stannis was confused at the unknown word but ignored it, as Robert seemed to enjoy confusing people with them. "Brother, how are you?"

Robert fixed his little brother's hair, giving it some flair. "Good, good, ready for the wedding?"

"I am."

"Any last-minute jitters?" Robert asked, grinning, and Stannis became suspicious.

"No." The younger Baratheon brother replied hesitantly.

Robert wasn't going to disappoint Stannis on his suspicion. "Of course not, especially with the way you two were sucking each other's faces back at Asgard."

Stannis went beet red. "You saw that?!"

"Don't shout; you're going to draw attention, and yes, I did. My, don't get me wrong, but I never expected it from a dutiful man like you, Stannis." This wasn't the same cold and harsh Stannis in the canon, though his little brother still possessed his just, dutiful, and fair traits.

"We didn't do anything more than kissing." Stannis immediately rushed to defend his betrothed, but Robert just waved his hand, dismissing his concerns.

"Stannis, please, as if I would judge two people showing their love to one another."

"And you won't tell anyone?" By that, Stannis meant their parents, not that Robert would tell anyone.

"It's your and Delena's business, no one else's."

"Thank you, brother."

"Don't mention it. By the way, don't drink too much; you and I are going on a short trip tomorrow."

"Where?"

"It's a surprise~" Robert answered in a sing-song voice and left Stannis to get ready, allowing the servants to return.

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His father, finally having the time for a break, stopped him as Robert made to sit down.

Steffon's tone was serious. "Come with me, we need to talk." So Robert didn't resist as he was dragged by the arm.

"Did something happen?" He asked once they were out of sight.

His old man was angry, Robert could tell, though it felt aimed at him. "Yes, it did."

"Well?" The suspense was annoying Robert.

"You do know who the Lord Paramount of the Stormlands is, right?" Oh, so that's what it was about.

"Yes, it is you. Did you hit your head and forget that fact, father?" Teasing his father further set the older man off.

"No, but you seem to have forgotten to pay your taxes." Steffon's voice was seething, but he tried not to shout.

Even if Robert was his son, he had to pay his taxes, as the relation between a lord paramount and his subject did still exist.

Robert's smile turned to a laughter, which caused veins to pop on Steffon's forehead. "Pops, I don't pay taxes to anyone, not even you. If you want me to, you're going to have to make me."

"Make you?!" Steffon finally lost it and shouted, checking around to make sure none heard him.

Robert shrugged. He had three really large reasons for refusing to pay taxes and fully intended to use them. "Beat me in a duel, and I'll pay taxes; otherwise, forget it."

"This is not a joke. People will think either I am being soft on you because you're my son or that you don't respect me as your Lord Paramount." Steffon Baratheon would not suffer people's disrespect at his position or at his person, even from his son.

"I won't pay you taxes, but how about I invest coin in Baratheon territory, and you can earn more taxes that way?" He was already going to do that, but unless the IRS came knocking on his door with the backing of the U.S. military, Robert wouldn't pay taxes, ever.

Robert tended to have good ideas these days, so Steffon nodded tentatively. "I am listening."

"The territory I have is too small for me to produce everything I want to for trade. Asgard has artisans from the Free Cities and luxury items that we are going to produce very soon. I'll invest a couple million gold dragons in Baratheon territory, and you'll reap the rewards. Merchants will flock to your territory, and villages and towns will pop up, which will mean more businesses, more trade, and more coin passing through the Baratheon territory."

Robert had already planned to invest in Storm's End and around it, both because he wanted to increase the production capabilities of Asgard Trading Company and because he could trust his father and Stannis down the line.

"That sounds… good. Truly good."

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Father and son decided to leave any further discussion for later, as it was time for the wedding. The small sept of Storm's End was packed full, with only the most important of the lords on either side getting a seat as they waited for the bride and the groom.

Stannis was at the altar with every member of House Baratheon on the front seats, looking splendid in his silken black cloak with the golden stag, black doublet and breeches, and high leather boots.

Soon enough, Colin Florent walked his daughter, Delena, to Stannis, with her handmaids and other family already waiting.

The bride was dressed just as well as the groom, though she had chosen a white silk gown with fox laces at the hems and a white cloak with House Florent's sigil on it, which she would be exchanging very soon.




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"My lords and ladies, may I have your attention, please?" Robert's voice alone was enough to silence the hall, but there was no need to be rude to the guests.

"Today is my brother's wedding, yet I received more attention with all those betrothal offers." Robert moved away from the tables to the mead barrels before taking a small one.

"And so, I shall give you this one chance. Until I finish this barrel one mug at a time, you may challenge me to an arm wrestling contest, and I'll marry the young lady chosen by the victor, if you can beat me, that is."

The hall exploded into screams and shouts, with lords running over each other to reach the table Robert put down.

"What is he doing?!" Steffon hissed at the chaos in the hall before his mother shushed him. "Helping his brother and good-sister. Believe me, Steffon, no woman enjoys the bedding ceremony."




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Stormlands

Storm's End


Stannis stood before his soon-to-be wife, mesmerized, and Alistar Florent left his niece, taking his seat so the ceremony may begin.

As usual, the Septon started by praying to the Seven, and once he was done, it was time for the cloaks to be exchanged.

Next were the wedding vows, with Septon leading again. "In the sight of the Seven, I hereby see you two souls, binding them as one for eternity. Look upon one another and say the words."

"Father Smith. Warrior. Mother. Maiden. Crone. Stranger. I am hers, and she is mine, from this day till the end of my days." Stannis spoke first, followed by Delena repeating the words.

Colin Florent removed his daughter's cloak before Stannis took the cloak that was carried forward by Renly and clasped it on Delena's shoulders, signifying she was now out of her father's protection and would be under the protection of the groom's family.

"She came to you cloaked in the love of her family; now she stands cloaked in your name, your colors, and your protection." Septon Yorn's voice broke the silence in the sept, and Robert could hear more than one person sniffle in happiness.

"With this kiss I pledge my love and take you for my lord and husband." Delena leaned forward to seal the marriage with the kiss.

Stannis met her halfway with the same words. "With this kiss I pledge my love and take you for my lady and wife."

It was almost over, and the Septon raised a crystal used in the ceremonies, speaking the well-rehearsed words. "Here in the sight of gods and men, I do solemnly proclaim Stannis of House Baratheon and Delena of House Florent to be man and wife, one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever, and cursed be the one who comes between them."

The cheers were deafening.

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Robert was happy for Stannis, but the wedding was boring, and he could not just excuse himself early as the elder brother of the groom.

So there was no choice but to endure the countless maidens trying to catch his eye.

"Thank you, Lord Gulian, but I am not entertaining marriage at this time." The whole situation was so repetitive. Robert didn't even remember how many times he had said the same sentence.

Lord Swann left with a nod, and Robert returned to his cup, thinking about drinking himself to a stupor.

That way, he wouldn't have to deal with people.

But he had gifts to give and did promise Stannis a trip for tomorrow, and he couldn't get too drunk.

He would go towards the end to outshine everyone.

Never let it be said Robert Baratheon didn't know how to give generous gifts.

"Greetings, Lord Robert." Bryce Caron was next, and he had to force himself not to groan.

"Lord Bryce, so good to see you." Perhaps another time, though with that young woman following the Lord of Nightsong and making eyes at him, it really wasn't.

This night was going to be so fucking boring.

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Eventually, it was his time to give gifts, and most of the guests focused on Robert, wondering what he would give.

Robert walked to stand before the newly wedded couple. "Brother, good-sister, I wish you both a happy and prosperous marriage, filled with children, laughter, joy, and good health."

"Thank you, brother/good-brother."

"Now, my words may not be creative and unmatched, but my gifts will be in their value." Robert made a "come on" motion to the servants, who dragged the wheeled armor stand forward and pulled the cloak covering it off, revealing the Valyrian steel plate armor set he had promised to Stannis.

Voices of awe rose from the hall. The gold Robert earned from just selling ten swords was already way beyond what the Seven Kingdoms had, and the armor he had just gifted was worth a fortune. "You already have a Valyrian steel sword; it is only fair you get armor to match it."

The armor was reworked to fit Stannis and had a great prancing stag on the chest, with antler reliefs on both sides of the helmet, rather than actual antlers, which, while fearsome, were also a liability on the battlefield.

Stannis already knew about the armor but still got up to hug Robert. "Thank you, brother; this is a gift I will never forget."

"Don't mention it." Robert let Stannis go before turning to Delena. "As for you, good sister." This time, the servants brought rolls of silk with a variety of colors and a chest full of jewels.

"Silks come from all over Essos, but the jewels were all taken from Valyria." Rings, bracelets, and necklaces of ruby, diamond, emerald, and many other valuable gems, with gold metalwork, except a select few that had Valyrian steel.

It was worth more than what some lords had in their coffers.

Delena curtsied as expected of a lady of her station, all regal and gentle. "Now I understand why your generosity is so famous, good brother."

Robert gave a small bow for flair before returning to his seat, just in time for murmurs of bedtime to rise from the guests. Delena's look told him she was as willing as a lamb heading to slaughter to have her clothes taken off by foreign men, where some would try to cop a feel.

Looking at Delena and Stannis, Robert winked, and they both picked up what he meant.

"My lords and ladies, may I have your attention, please?" Robert's voice alone was enough to silence the hall, but there was no need to be rude to the guests.

"Today is my brother's wedding, yet I received more attention with all those betrothal offers." Robert moved away from the tables to the mead barrels before taking a small one.

"And so, I shall give you this one chance. Until I finish this barrel one mug at a time, you may challenge me to an arm wrestling contest, and I'll marry the young lady chosen by the victor, if you can beat me, that is."

The hall exploded into screams and shouts, with lords running over each other to reach the table Robert put down.

"What is he doing?!" Steffon hissed at the chaos in the hall before his mother shushed him. "Helping his brother and good-sister. Believe me, Steffon, no woman enjoys the bedding ceremony."

Alistar Florent was aiming for a double match for his house and, to the shock of the guests, seemed to be pushing Robert's arm through sheer willpower.

Robert seemed unbothered. "Come on, Alistar, you can use both hands." Alistar did not take that as an insult and began to push Robert's arm with both of his, almost succeeding in beating the man.

Putting down his empty mug, Robert pushed back and slammed both of Alistar's hands on the table, turning defeat to victory in an instant.

"Goddamn it, you're strong like an ox."

"Hah! Next."

None noticed Stannis and Delena sneaking out of the Round Hall.

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Robert defeated his fifteenth opponent in a row and slammed his empty mug down. "Well, that's it, the barrel's empty. Nice try, though."

The nobles groaned and grumbled about the unfairness of it, but victory never lies.

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Next Day

Robert woke up with a small headache, and it was thanks to his size and condition. Anyone else would have been worse off.

After breakfast, he went to find Stannis, who was still asleep in his room with his wife.

Someone must have enjoyed his night.

He banged on the door. "Stannis, get up, we are going on that trip. Get dressed and break your fast."

There were grumblings from the room, and having done his duty, Robert left.

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"What is so important that we need to leave now?" His brother yawned, half-asleep and grumpy, most likely from having to leave the bed and his wife.

Robert fastened the belts of Obelisk's saddle. "I have a lot of work to do, Stannis, so I can't stay for long." He opened the bag and pulled out the dragon egg. "Unless you don't want a dragon of your own, stop complaining."

The remark woke Stannis up immediately. "A dragon for me?"

Robert put the egg back into the bag. "Yeah, not like that egg is doing anything good locked in a box, and who else can I give a dragon to?" His father had grown up in the court and still had amicable relations with the Targaryens, unlike Robert.

Stannis, on the other hand, saw the Targaryens less as family than as the rulers of Westeros, meaning there would be no conflict of interest.

And he didn't need his father going around with a dragon telling him what to do.

"Father?" It would have been the right thing to do, offering their father the last egg, but Stannis wouldn't say anything if Robert chose him.

Robert shook his head. "Nah, he'd probably fall off his dragon because I made him angry or something. Get on; we are going to Stepstones."

"Stepping stones? Why there?" What could be important about the pirate-infested islands to hatch the egg there?

Checking the area, Robert leaned closer to whisper. "We'll need a human sacrifice to hatch the egg, and who better than pirates and slavers?"

"Won't it take long?" His experience riding a dragon was limited, but even with that, it would take at least a day to go and return.

"Obelisk is much faster now; we should be back before the sun sets."

"Very well, just let me inform the family." He didn't want to leave Delena, but she would understand.

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Stepstones

Robert might have threatened Lys, Tyrosh, and Myr into backing off; the pirates figured they could increase their presence without the intervention of the Free Cities.

As he had decided to ensure the security of Stepstones for uninterrupted trade, Robert needed to send the pirates to the bottom of the sea, and if they happened to help him in hatching a dragon, all the better.

The journey took five hours by his estimation, which depended on the sun's position, and the chain of islands was soon ahead.

"Ignis!" Robert ordered, and the first three pirate ships ahead were engulfed in searing flames, turning men and wood to charcoal.

It was a rather quick death, even by dragon fire standards, so Robert just moved to target the next vessel. Any ship without the banner of the Free Cities or of the Westerosi Houses was burnt to ashes.

Which left the pirates on the land, running for their lives as if there was any place to shield them.

The obelisk landed right in front of the running pirates, roaring at the terrified ragtag of buccaneers.

"Ah, the oldest and noblest of pirate traditions, running. Unfortunately, it's not going to work against me. Robert took the bag with the dragon egg and threw it right in the middle of the pirates and gave the order "Ignis."

There were no screams from the pirates, only because the heat of the dragonfire melted their throats before the flames incinerated the rest.

A painful but instant death.

The telltale sound of the egg popping was drowned out by the sound of the crackling flames, but eventually, a silver dragon walked out, looking adorably confused.

Stannis almost fell in his haste to get off Obelisk and rushed to the hatchling, stopping just a couple steps away from it. He reached hesitantly, and the dragon must have liked him because it nuzzled his hand before crawling over him.

His brother looked taken aback as the dragon made itself comfortable on his wide shoulders, drifting off to sleep.

"What do I do?" Stannis stood still as a statue and whispered to not disturb the dragon.

"Just take it in your arms."

Stannis did so with tenderness unexpected of a man his height and stature and cradled the dragon on his chest. Robert pulled his brother up, and they left the island.


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Their conversation was interrupted by a caw, and while a single crow or a raven was no cause for alarm, a flock that quickly gathered and turned into a black wiggling mass in the sky was.

Seeing where they were going, Robert realized what was happening and quickly mounted Obelisk, ignoring his mother's questions.

"Vola!" Robert shouted, and Obelisk took off, following the crows and ravens that were heading towards his grandmother.

"Grandmother, land now!" He screamed, but Rhaelle didn't hear because of the noise the flock was making.




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