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Now that I'm home and can actually check on my PC, I can confirm that "right-click and save image as" works on e621
 
Anyone do dream interpretation?

I just woke up making a noise like a bear getting a surprise body cavity search because of a nightmare.

Seemed like normal slice of life shit until I noticed an open sore on my lower leg that… bugs were crawling in and out of accompanied by an itching, crawling feeling inside my leg.

When I woke up, for a second I thought I still felt the crawling inside my leg


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I'm currently homeless, sick and living in a car.
Contributions to my medicine/gas/food needs welcome here
Please help me maintain car insurance, phone buy gas and maybe eat something any donations or well wishes are greatly appreciated
 
I think maggots and mosquito larvae do actually do that so you might want to keep an eye on that spot just in case.

Could also be a spider bite.
 
Words of advice: don't try and live off of black beans and pickles unless you really have to.

Got a box with a lot of cans of black beans in it from a food bank that operates once a month within "walking distance" of where I'm trapped. The walk there was slightly strenuous, the walk back with the box felt like I was dying. The box had pasta, oatmeal, and a lot of black beans. Can't really do much with the pasta and oatmeal, but opening cans is doable.
Then I got given a truly ridiculous prize while panhandling: a jar of pickles. Like a three gallon jar. Or more. It's fucking huge. The pickles are huge too. Can't wrap a hand around one.

The black beans and pickle diet has given me some truly nasty gas.
I can't stand to be in the presence of my own farts and whenever I take a shit it's like a chemical weapon has been used.

How can anything living produce a smell like this? Only my desperate need to not starve has prevented me from vomiting.


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MadGreenSon said:
Can't really do much with the pasta and oatmeal
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If you can get an empty jar, and some juice boxes or powered milk, you can use the oatmeal for camping overnight oats. Jar of peanut butter would be great (because you'd also get some peanut butter maybe).
 
Random thought: I want to start a rumor that taking one of the new weight-loss drugs will cause you to become possessed by the spirit of Eddie Murphy, but I'm not sure how to start it.

Anyone know a creepypasta writer who might be up for a laugh?
 
So…
While I was stealing some electricity from the grocery store I got a text on my shut down phone that has to be the worst tease ever. The phone company is going to forgive my debt as long as I pay my regular upcoming bill.

lol. I'm losing car insurance, car is immobile, and I'm only not starving due to beans and pickles I got for free that came with pestilential levels of gas.

But sure, I'll be able to do that. lol

Fuck my life


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MadGreenSon said:
While I was stealing some electricity from the grocery store I got a text on my shut down phone that has to be the worst tease ever. The phone company is going to forgive my debt as long as I pay my regular upcoming bill.
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How much debt shall be forgiven? How much does the regular upcoming bill cost?
 
BlackDragon98 said:
How much debt shall be forgiven? How much does the regular upcoming bill cost?
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They're going to waive 255 and change and the bill is going to be around 140$ because they won't waive the reconnect fee too.

In other news my mustache is now large enough that I can grab it with my lips and my entire beard is combable.

It's really filling out and dry shaving has been able to prevent growing an unsightly neckbeard.


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I have been getting dreams that there was a show that has a crossover of many popular cartoon characters. The highlight of the dream is that the villain of the week somehow is one stop away from succeeding in whatever they planned to do but then was thwarted by Pink Panther through its reality warping powers. And since the Pink Panther is silent, they communicate by painting any wall with whatever they want to say.

Its kind of weird.
 
mizerie said:
I have been getting dreams that there was a show that has a crossover of many popular cartoon characters. The highlight of the dream is that the villain of the week somehow is one stop away from succeeding in whatever they planned to do but then was thwarted by Pink Panther through its reality warping powers. And since the Pink Panther is silent, they communicate by painting any wall with whatever they want to say.

Its kind of weird.
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Like this?

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Hatless Nuance said:
Like this?

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lwDTB7yVN9I&pp=ygUfY2FydG9vbiBhbGwgc3RhcnMgdG8gdGhlIHJlc2N1ZQ%3D%3D
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Less of a drug trip and more of recalling an episode of said imaginary show. It still stuck to me that its Pink Panther that is the one I most remember considering I haven't thought of that character for years.

Although considering that I have been looking at DORO recently, maybe the pink color triggered some memory from me to think of Pink Panther.
 
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I'm in Hell.

Other than the McDonald's and a dying strip mall the parking lot im trapped in has a grocery store.

I'm over here finding ways to try and beat the murderous heat and those motherfuckers are grilling ribs and other barbecue. Right in front of the store.

It smells so good

Meanwhile my penniless ass is surviving on this one can of black beans and one pickle a day.

I want that barbecue. I want it real bad.



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Please help me
 
Rakdos92 said:
You could ask? Won't hurt to try, I hope.
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It might hurt to try. Sometimes people have pretty extreme reactions to being directly asked for charity and I'm not sure I want to flip that coin.
America is the Land of the Fucked and the Home of the Karen, after all.


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MadGreenSon said:
So…
While I was stealing some electricity from the grocery store I got a text on my shut down phone that has to be the worst tease ever. The phone company is going to forgive my debt as long as I pay my regular upcoming bill.

lol. I'm losing car insurance, car is immobile, and I'm only not starving due to beans and pickles I got for free that came with pestilential levels of gas.
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What's the bill for car insurance? And what's the deadline for that and for the phone thing?
 
MadGreenSon said:
They're going to waive 255 and change and the bill is going to be around 140$ because they won't waive the reconnect fee too.

In other news my mustache is now large enough that I can grab it with my lips and my entire beard is combable.

It's really filling out and dry shaving has been able to prevent growing an unsightly neckbeard.
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How do you even use your phone when it isn't "connected"?
 
Hatless Nuance said:
What's the bill for car insurance? And what's the deadline for that and for the phone thing?
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Car insurance is 45$ due on this the 7th. Phone is due sooner, by the 1st
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How do you even use your phone when it isn't "connected"?
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The McDonald's I'm trapped near has Wi-Fi



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Got me some Jolly Rancher Sour popsicles. The kind with jokes on the stick.

If I have to suffer through them, so do you.

"What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?"

"A Vel-Crow!"
 
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