Unable to give Kratos reprieve from the visions of his past sins, the Gods bestow upon him both a blessing and a curse. And maybe a bucket at some point.
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Phen0m20 | 10 |
The ultimate narrative comedian and the peak of angry straight man. Truly they be The Duo indeed!Thanks. I had a feeling Narry and Kratos would make a great comedy duo.
Atreus and his uncle Narry must have great talks together in the future.
Well, now Kratos undoubtedly has a good reason to kill the gods.
my god, The potential for this to become an absolute goldmine of comedy is just .
Looking forward to more!
Hold on!" The Narrator cried, voice cracking momentarily. "You can't be serious. We've only just begun establishing a narrative thread, and now we have a gargantuan tree-lady encouraging time travel and warfare on cosmic scales. Kratos, my dear fellow, do you really want to involve yourself with someone who's clearly been creepily watching your entire life without your knowledge? I mean, I at least introduced myself!"
Gaia's massive visage turned stern. "Silence, strange disembodied voice. I have known Kratos for eons, tended to the roots of his fate. You are a mere interloper."
"Ah, interloper, is it?" The Narrator sniffed indignantly. "At least I didn't spy on him since birth without a proper introduction. That's not only creepy, it's downright stalkerish. 'Oh, look at me, I'm Gaia, I've been watching you brush your teeth since you were a toddler, no big deal!' At least I had the decency to announce myself the moment I arrived."
LMAO, fucking gold.
The befitting dialogue makes Kevan Brighting's voice and acting just plays in my head. automatically.
W.
You dropped this, .
Holy fuck, you're right on the dime with that last part.Haha, thanks.
Admittedly the more I write Narry the more I realize how easy he is to write in fact. Unlike most characters they have a physical presence that needs to be captured in the narration, and that's the thing. Narry is just a disembodied voice of a British man.
That's it.
It's the only trait we can recall from him, so naturally we're all going to imagine his voice in perfect clarity in lieu of everything else he's missing. We have no choice but to.
And the best part about it?
I could literally have him spit out any random string of jibber jabber and it will automatically be funny. Don't belive me? Read this comment again in his voice and tell me the results of the experiment.
Holy fuck, you're right on the dime with that last part.
But I also feel like good dialogue plays a factor, too.
Just having the a morsel of British comedy can make a difference in his dialogue.
The narrator feels like one of those characters that you would have to actively try to make worse.
Oh god...
Narry gonna roast Athena to a crisp.
The Adventure Line barging into the middle of people taking a bath is...somehow fitting.
Haah, the classic bathouse ecchi moment! Abit out of time and place, but a classic nonetheless!
Be careful Kratos, it is well documented (in the future) that bathhouses give women Conceptual Advantage against men! Watch for the Super KYAAAA Slap!!
That did it. Athena's composure snapped like a cheap chariot wheel. She spun on her heel, robes swishing angrily. "Enough! I refuse to waste another breath on this maddening exchange!"
She marched across her chamber, head held high, seething fury practically burning the air. The door to her private bath awaited, a sanctuary of scented oils and tranquil waters. Without a backward glance, she swept through the curtain—
Only to plant her foot directly into a bucket that had mysteriously materialized there (was it the Adventure Line's doing, or just terrible luck?). With a divine shriek and an indignant flail of limbs, Athena lurched forward, kicking the bucket wildly. Then, in a final flourish, she skidded on a forgotten bar of soap, arms pinwheeling, before toppling headfirst into the bath with a resounding splash.
"Oh dear," The Narrator said, trying and failing to sound remorseful, "it seems the goddess of wisdom has discovered the subtle complexities of personal hygiene hazards. If only a mortal craftsman were here to install some non-slip tiles."
I need Narry to appear in every story I read. Holy shit.
Athena got murdered.
I've been inspired to make a poem.
Narry is great, stops me from making a frown.
Narry won and now is kicking the greek gods down.
He won and makes this greek fuckward look like clown.
He wins and can make this poopyhead drown.
Narry brought her completely down.
Narry now wears Athena's ribs like a crown.
I'm pleasantly surprised...?
Narry has shown that he can be kind and sympathetic towards others. By "others," I mean mostly Stanley, who's meant to be a very average guy.
I guess I didn't expect Narry to extend that same courtesy towards Kratos, Athena, and Hades.
It's good!Don't worry, he'll get back to messing with them soon enough. The Line demands it.
Narry is GPS greatness.
About this story, does it take place after or before the Stanley Parable?
I'm asking in case the Female Narrator (calling her Narra) somehow shows up and throws everyone off track.