So, ya...I'm a lazy bastard.
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The blue, or was it purple, haired bastard on the screen continues to smile as you process what had just said.
"Wut?" You say incredulously has you try to wrap your head around it.
Jail continues to look amused as he watches you briefly struggle with his statement. "More specifically, I wish to offer you a job."
"Why?" You ask. You wish incredulity colored your words, but you don't even know this man, apart from a sick feeling in your gut when you look at him, who's to say that this isn't how he normally acted?
Jail gives a troubled sigh, "I've recently run into a problem that could use your expertise."
"Expertise?" Apart from kicking ass, you don't really have all that much expertise to go around, unless it's about booze, then you have a lot of expertise.
"That's right. I've recently stumbled into a problem that, I confess, I need some help with." Jail admits sheepishly. The way he acts is as if he was a kid who got caught stealing a cookie before supper, and it more than disturbs you.
In order to buy time you look around the room of slaughtered men and women. When you first entered the room you had assumed that it was the drones that had killed everybody, but when you look closer you can see that most of the wounds don't match up with laser burns, or mass weapon wounds. Instead it looks like the TSAB personnel was killed via something exploding from inside their body. Some of them looked like something had torn out of their chest, while others looked fine, except they were dead and had blood leaking from their mouth, or eyes, or ears. It all gave you a sick feeling, but you quelled your stomach and turned back to the mad professor on screen.
"How did you kill these people?" You almost whisper.
Jail shrugs carelessly. "I may have snuck in a few things I've been experimenting on. It's good to see that they worked as I expected."
It really should have made you angry that he was so callous about killing people, and in some ways you were, but trying to feel true compassion for the people that had ignored and forgot about you for seventy years was a little bit beyond you. As it stood now, he held all the cards and you had almost none. Still, you couldn't just let him have the upper hand.
"Much better!" You cry at the top of your lungs. "Intrigue! Mysterious attackers! But I'll have to subtract points from my unconscious for screwing up the timeline." You almost fail to hide the grin on your face as Jail's face draws into a look of bewilderment. Finally you have him at a disadvantage, maybe there IS something to this whole being crazy thing.
Jail doesn't take long to regain control of himself, but this time there is a slight scowl in place of the grin. "Mr. Sornsin while I am all for theatrics, I have little time, and while I could use your help I can't be here all day. Now, will you help me or not?"
That was the question, wasn't it? Based on his actions you have a hard time believing that he has the bureau's best interests in mind. Helping him would also mean betraying the women that had freed you, and you still don't know what he wants.
On the other hand, you had not special love for the TSAB after seventy years of isolation, but you didn't really feel any hatred or anger toward them either.
Decisions, decisions…
[] Agree to help Jail.
[] Decline to help Jail.
[] Lay down the law, maniacal laugh may be included based on vote.
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