Omake: "Homaruyu Pt.2 (SemiCanon)
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UCCMaster Omake: "Homaruyu Pt.2"
Basically, the entire reason that Tenryuu has the eyepatch is that simply so that she remains a chuunimomboat to fit the trope that the entire Matsuda family is chuuni.
btw, Othinus is from a Certain Magical Index, who has the power to create and destroy worlds. Apparently Othinus is also genre savvy enough to understand what TV tropes are and build an entire universe based off of that. In which Stephanie Myer cannot be right, friendship is made via violent techniques, ships must reincarnated as young attractive women, and chuunis must attract other chuunis. Therefore, Ryoko Matsuda must be a chuuni with an eyepatch, for her to not be would derail the universe. However, as a shipgirl, she needs to be in tip top shape, thus have unaltered eyesight is a must. Therefore Othinus stole Tenryuu's eye to ensure her chuuni'ness.
Are you loopy yet?
This is perfect. OR so she thinks...
Maruyu glares at the white abomination before her. "So your kind really do exist." She mutters in an unMogu style voice. "You probably know what's coming next."
"But the entropy of the universe!"
The Mogu-mando pulls a glock from her shield. "I won't let you contract any of my friends."
"But Maruyu, they do not care for you. You are an army submarine. They are the navy."
Homur--err---Maruyu whips her black wig back. "They are my family. Goodbye Kyubey."
A shot resounds in the night. Sighing softly, Maruyu turns around to face Mado-err...Harry-chan with stars in his eyes. "Sugoi Maruyu-chan. You're so cool!"
The previously expressionless submarine breaks character. "Ehh? Mogu-Mogu." She rubs her head sheepishly. "You look...cute too."
Harry gives the Madoka outfit a twirl. "I know right! I just need to make a Sayaka costume for Ron, a Kyouko costume for Hermoine, and a Mami costume for Ginnie and we'll have the full gang!"
"Ano Harry-chan, I don't think they'll be quite as willing to dress up with you."
"Ara ara, you underestimate the power of the Dess, the will of the Poi, and the strength of the Desu!"
---
What? I had more time.
Zebrin said:
wat.
No really. Wat?
Tiypo said:
I... think I'll have to go get some sleep to process this. Yes, I'm sure this will make much more sense come morning...
Alayne said:
He tried to write the crackiest crack he could. He succeeded.
Amused Bystander said:
What did i just read?
Zebrin said:
Well, I would have to say that he managed pure grade A uncut Columbian then.
...I wrote it in thirty minutes...*pats himself on the back* Mission successful?wat.
No really. Wat?
Tiypo said:
I... think I'll have to go get some sleep to process this. Yes, I'm sure this will make much more sense come morning...
Alayne said:
He tried to write the crackiest crack he could. He succeeded.
Amused Bystander said:
What did i just read?
Zebrin said:
Well, I would have to say that he managed pure grade A uncut Columbian then.
Basically, the entire reason that Tenryuu has the eyepatch is that simply so that she remains a chuunimomboat to fit the trope that the entire Matsuda family is chuuni.
btw, Othinus is from a Certain Magical Index, who has the power to create and destroy worlds. Apparently Othinus is also genre savvy enough to understand what TV tropes are and build an entire universe based off of that. In which Stephanie Myer cannot be right, friendship is made via violent techniques, ships must reincarnated as young attractive women, and chuunis must attract other chuunis. Therefore, Ryoko Matsuda must be a chuuni with an eyepatch, for her to not be would derail the universe. However, as a shipgirl, she needs to be in tip top shape, thus have unaltered eyesight is a must. Therefore Othinus stole Tenryuu's eye to ensure her chuuni'ness.
Are you loopy yet?
RBomber said:
....
Well, at least not-
****
snippet
*****
Of course, that's just a dream.
Or is it?
*-*-*-*....
Well, at least not-
****
snippet
*****
Of course, that's just a dream.
Or is it?
This is perfect. OR so she thinks...
Maruyu glares at the white abomination before her. "So your kind really do exist." She mutters in an unMogu style voice. "You probably know what's coming next."
"But the entropy of the universe!"
The Mogu-mando pulls a glock from her shield. "I won't let you contract any of my friends."
"But Maruyu, they do not care for you. You are an army submarine. They are the navy."
Homur--err---Maruyu whips her black wig back. "They are my family. Goodbye Kyubey."
A shot resounds in the night. Sighing softly, Maruyu turns around to face Mado-err...Harry-chan with stars in his eyes. "Sugoi Maruyu-chan. You're so cool!"
The previously expressionless submarine breaks character. "Ehh? Mogu-Mogu." She rubs her head sheepishly. "You look...cute too."
Harry gives the Madoka outfit a twirl. "I know right! I just need to make a Sayaka costume for Ron, a Kyouko costume for Hermoine, and a Mami costume for Ginnie and we'll have the full gang!"
"Ano Harry-chan, I don't think they'll be quite as willing to dress up with you."
"Ara ara, you underestimate the power of the Dess, the will of the Poi, and the strength of the Desu!"
---
What? I had more time.