Harper Chamberlain [future] [tony/claire]
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Yellowhammer said:This. this must happen for Colombe and 'Lady Harmony'.
You just had to push the "Evil Idea" button in my brain, didn't you?
*-*-*
Smugging gleefully, Colombe cuddled up to To-chan and opened her latest novel acquisition to the bookmarked page. Given the effect of reading the "Lady Chastity" series together in bed together on her lover, she was looking forward to trying out this "Harper Chamberlain", whose style was so similar to Lyra's, but with a focus on a happily (very happily) committed monogamous couple who made up for variety with intensity
But as she progressed through the opening pages of a scene which made her positively tingle with anticipation, she noticed a small frown on To-chan's face. A frown which slowly grew deeper, even as Colombe tried to salvage the situation by doubling down on her reading, amping up her most sultry voix de chambre. Finally, the mismatch between her own level of... "excitement," and To-chan's lack thereof, became too much, and Colombe closed the book on her finger to face her lover squarely.
"To-chan? What is amiss, mon amour?"
The katana spirit bit her lip, obviously searching for the right words. "Co-chan... don't you find it a bit... odd? Or, oddly familiar?"
"...well, the writing style is very similar to Lyra's, but I don't think that's what troubles you."
"No, not that. It's the characters. Two musicians, shy and reserved to the outside world, but so, ah, torridly in love in private. And the way that, for them, the difference between music and sex seems almost nonexistent, especially with all the erotic overtones whenever they play each other's chosen instrument. And how the line between themselves and their instruments seems to blur...."
Tokunotakai sat up, and met her lover's eyes squarely. "Co-chan... I would almost swear this book is written about Tony and Claire, much the way that 'Lady Chastity' was 'you'."
The world froze solid. The air in her lungs turned to ice. There was an thunderous SNAP inside her head, as if a thousand scattered puzzle pieces suddenly assembled themselves into one horrible, cohesive whole.
Harper Chamberlain.
Harp. Lyre.
Chamber... pot? Potter.
She knew that skewed sense of humor, as intimately as she knew the couple who rejoiced in it.
"LLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yellowhammer said:Newsflash. Mighty Mo's here and Mo isn't happy. And everyone is well within her range. Stand down or get stood down.
If Mo ain't happy, ain't nobody in range happy.
Yellowhammer said:This. this must happen for Colombe and 'Lady Harmony'.
You just had to push the "Evil Idea" button in my brain, didn't you?
*-*-*
Smugging gleefully, Colombe cuddled up to To-chan and opened her latest novel acquisition to the bookmarked page. Given the effect of reading the "Lady Chastity" series together in bed together on her lover, she was looking forward to trying out this "Harper Chamberlain", whose style was so similar to Lyra's, but with a focus on a happily (very happily) committed monogamous couple who made up for variety with intensity
But as she progressed through the opening pages of a scene which made her positively tingle with anticipation, she noticed a small frown on To-chan's face. A frown which slowly grew deeper, even as Colombe tried to salvage the situation by doubling down on her reading, amping up her most sultry voix de chambre. Finally, the mismatch between her own level of... "excitement," and To-chan's lack thereof, became too much, and Colombe closed the book on her finger to face her lover squarely.
"To-chan? What is amiss, mon amour?"
The katana spirit bit her lip, obviously searching for the right words. "Co-chan... don't you find it a bit... odd? Or, oddly familiar?"
"...well, the writing style is very similar to Lyra's, but I don't think that's what troubles you."
"No, not that. It's the characters. Two musicians, shy and reserved to the outside world, but so, ah, torridly in love in private. And the way that, for them, the difference between music and sex seems almost nonexistent, especially with all the erotic overtones whenever they play each other's chosen instrument. And how the line between themselves and their instruments seems to blur...."
Tokunotakai sat up, and met her lover's eyes squarely. "Co-chan... I would almost swear this book is written about Tony and Claire, much the way that 'Lady Chastity' was 'you'."
The world froze solid. The air in her lungs turned to ice. There was an thunderous SNAP inside her head, as if a thousand scattered puzzle pieces suddenly assembled themselves into one horrible, cohesive whole.
Harper Chamberlain.
Harp. Lyre.
Chamber... pot? Potter.
She knew that skewed sense of humor, as intimately as she knew the couple who rejoiced in it.
"LLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yellowhammer said:Newsflash. Mighty Mo's here and Mo isn't happy. And everyone is well within her range. Stand down or get stood down.
If Mo ain't happy, ain't nobody in range happy.