Harry's Twelfth Birthday Party 3
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Harry Leferts
Hearing something, Lily looked over her shoulder from where she was sitting with one hand on her pregnant stomach. "James? You're going out?"
James only nodded as he shrugged on the muggle coat and put the hat on his head. "I am, Lils. We need some supplies after all. Especially for cooking."
With a frown, Lily narrowed her eyes at him. "And I suppose that you're not going to let me go with you then?"
All her husband did was make a pointed look at her stomach. "You know why."
Growling, Lily glared at him. "Dammit, James! I am going stir crazy in here from being trapped so long!" She then snorted at him as he rolled his eyes. "Do you even know what to get at the store?"
For a moment, he paused. Then James quickly shook it off. "I know exactly what to get, Lily-Flower."
Eyebrow raising, she gave him a smirk. "You sure? We wouldn't want to have a bad thyme at our next meal after all."
It took James a moment before he shut his eyes in phantom pain. Mainly because right there was the real reason why he needed to get out of the house. "Lils..."
Leaning back, Lily stroked her stomach with a sigh. "Fine, whatever. Just hurry back because I'm so hungry I could eat a clock."
With a snort, James tapped his hair to change it's color. "That might be rather hard, Lily."
Suddenly grinning, Lily nodded. "It would be actually. Mainly due to it being so... time consuming."
Once more, James held back a groan before he reached for the door. "Okay, I'm out. Take care, Lily."
The red head only sighed before waving him on. "Fine, whatever. Leave the two of us here alone by ourselves. See if we care."
Rolling his eyes, he just pointed towards another seat with Remus in it smirking. "Mooney is right there, Lils. Like I'm about to leave you alone."
A pout on her face, Lily shook her head. "Yeah, yeah, we'll have a howling good time fur sure. Just be careful out there, James. It's rather muggy outside."
With a confused glance at his wife, James shook his head and stepped outside. Thus, he missed Lily bring a bowl of tea to her lips and take a sip as Remus raised an eyebrow. From the outside, James' voice could be heard. "OH FOR MERLIN'S SAKE, LILY! DID YOU HONESTLY HAVE TO PLACE ALL OUR MUGS OUT ON THE FRONT LAWN IN HOPES OF MAKING THAT PUN!?"
Smirking, Lily turned towards the door. "WOULD I BE ME IF I DID NOT, JAMSIE!?"
In his chair, Remus just held his face in his hands as he shook.
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There was a large smile on Harry's face as he spread his arms at the end of the story as Jane laughed and shook her head. "Did that actually happen, Harry?"
Slowly, Harry nodded with a happy look on his face. "According to both my parents' diaries and journals? Yeah, it did." His expression softened some. "My biological Mum loved puns, and slowly I'm getting Mum to love them too."
Her expression completely serious, Arizona shook her head. "Then I feel most sorry for your father, Harry. And I shall pray to whomever might be listening that it shall not catch Nagato within it's grasp."
With a slow sigh, Nagato sipped her coffee. "Hopefully not." She then glanced at her sister who was also there. "Though if anything does happen, then I suppose that Mutsu may pun-ish me."
Nodding for a moment, Mutsu stopped and blinked as the words seeped through her mind. For his part, Harry grinned. "How would she do that, Mum? Perhaps sending you to the... Pun-geon? Or maybe the... Pun-itentiary?"
Both mother and son shared the same look of amusement as Mutsu groaned and Arizona facepalmed. Meanwhile, Revina collapsed in laughter as she clutched her stomach. "Holy shit! That was amazing!" Once she was able to sit up, she looked at Neville who did not seem to know what to do. "Hey, kid, something wrong?"
As Neville shook his head, Harry glanced at Neville and then at Revina. Very slowly, a grin crossed his face which Natsumi recognized. "Harry, no!"
Sadly, that only made Harry's grin widen. "Harry, yes!" Clearing his throat, he turned to Revina who seemed curious as she was about to give Neville a friendly pat on the shoulder. "Don't blame him, Revina. It's like that time I asked him the difference between a piano and a fish.'
Confused, Revina tilted her head though something told her it was going to be good. "Oh? What's the difference?"
Unable to help himself, Harry chuckled for a moment. "Well, it's simple. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish."
It took a few moments, but then Revina collapsed in laughter again. Harry then to Jane. "Hey, Janey, what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
Only raising an eyebrow, Jane considered not answering before she sighed. "Cuz..." At his look, she rolled her eyes and shrugged. "I don't know."
Leaning back, Harry placed his hands on his stomach. "And I don't care."
Jane furrowed her eyebrows and then groaned as she shook her head. "Cuz, that one was a real rotten one."
All Harry did was grin at her. "Well, it did take me a while to compost it." That got him a playful swat to the shoulder. "Better then my fake noodle one."
Bemused, Neville looked over at him. "What about your fake noodle one? What was wrong with it?"
Simply shrugging, Harry chuckled. "It was an impasta." At the facepalms and chuckles, Harry placed his hands behind his head. "Ah, I still got it."
Her expression blank, Natsumi snorted. "Harry-Chan, I think that you lost it long ago." The only thing she got was a grin back before she shook her head. "Anyways, we should get going. It's time for presents and then more games!"
Getting up, Harry laughed as her and Jane began to pull him towards the table filled with various gifts. "I'm coming, I'm coming! If you pull much harder, then one might say that you're awfully... disarming."
With a look shared between them, Natsumi and Jane let go of Harry before picking him up and carrying him to a pool. "Okay, that's it! You need to cool off!"
Behind them, the adults shook their heads at that as well as Harry's response. "If you want, I can water down my responses. Or perhaps pool them for later! Grant you, I'll be soaked in puns by that time, though I might be rather dry at times as well!"
Anything else was cut off as Jane and Natsumi tossed him into the pool to laughter and groans.
Hearing something, Lily looked over her shoulder from where she was sitting with one hand on her pregnant stomach. "James? You're going out?"
James only nodded as he shrugged on the muggle coat and put the hat on his head. "I am, Lils. We need some supplies after all. Especially for cooking."
With a frown, Lily narrowed her eyes at him. "And I suppose that you're not going to let me go with you then?"
All her husband did was make a pointed look at her stomach. "You know why."
Growling, Lily glared at him. "Dammit, James! I am going stir crazy in here from being trapped so long!" She then snorted at him as he rolled his eyes. "Do you even know what to get at the store?"
For a moment, he paused. Then James quickly shook it off. "I know exactly what to get, Lily-Flower."
Eyebrow raising, she gave him a smirk. "You sure? We wouldn't want to have a bad thyme at our next meal after all."
It took James a moment before he shut his eyes in phantom pain. Mainly because right there was the real reason why he needed to get out of the house. "Lils..."
Leaning back, Lily stroked her stomach with a sigh. "Fine, whatever. Just hurry back because I'm so hungry I could eat a clock."
With a snort, James tapped his hair to change it's color. "That might be rather hard, Lily."
Suddenly grinning, Lily nodded. "It would be actually. Mainly due to it being so... time consuming."
Once more, James held back a groan before he reached for the door. "Okay, I'm out. Take care, Lily."
The red head only sighed before waving him on. "Fine, whatever. Leave the two of us here alone by ourselves. See if we care."
Rolling his eyes, he just pointed towards another seat with Remus in it smirking. "Mooney is right there, Lils. Like I'm about to leave you alone."
A pout on her face, Lily shook her head. "Yeah, yeah, we'll have a howling good time fur sure. Just be careful out there, James. It's rather muggy outside."
With a confused glance at his wife, James shook his head and stepped outside. Thus, he missed Lily bring a bowl of tea to her lips and take a sip as Remus raised an eyebrow. From the outside, James' voice could be heard. "OH FOR MERLIN'S SAKE, LILY! DID YOU HONESTLY HAVE TO PLACE ALL OUR MUGS OUT ON THE FRONT LAWN IN HOPES OF MAKING THAT PUN!?"
Smirking, Lily turned towards the door. "WOULD I BE ME IF I DID NOT, JAMSIE!?"
In his chair, Remus just held his face in his hands as he shook.
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There was a large smile on Harry's face as he spread his arms at the end of the story as Jane laughed and shook her head. "Did that actually happen, Harry?"
Slowly, Harry nodded with a happy look on his face. "According to both my parents' diaries and journals? Yeah, it did." His expression softened some. "My biological Mum loved puns, and slowly I'm getting Mum to love them too."
Her expression completely serious, Arizona shook her head. "Then I feel most sorry for your father, Harry. And I shall pray to whomever might be listening that it shall not catch Nagato within it's grasp."
With a slow sigh, Nagato sipped her coffee. "Hopefully not." She then glanced at her sister who was also there. "Though if anything does happen, then I suppose that Mutsu may pun-ish me."
Nodding for a moment, Mutsu stopped and blinked as the words seeped through her mind. For his part, Harry grinned. "How would she do that, Mum? Perhaps sending you to the... Pun-geon? Or maybe the... Pun-itentiary?"
Both mother and son shared the same look of amusement as Mutsu groaned and Arizona facepalmed. Meanwhile, Revina collapsed in laughter as she clutched her stomach. "Holy shit! That was amazing!" Once she was able to sit up, she looked at Neville who did not seem to know what to do. "Hey, kid, something wrong?"
As Neville shook his head, Harry glanced at Neville and then at Revina. Very slowly, a grin crossed his face which Natsumi recognized. "Harry, no!"
Sadly, that only made Harry's grin widen. "Harry, yes!" Clearing his throat, he turned to Revina who seemed curious as she was about to give Neville a friendly pat on the shoulder. "Don't blame him, Revina. It's like that time I asked him the difference between a piano and a fish.'
Confused, Revina tilted her head though something told her it was going to be good. "Oh? What's the difference?"
Unable to help himself, Harry chuckled for a moment. "Well, it's simple. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish."
It took a few moments, but then Revina collapsed in laughter again. Harry then to Jane. "Hey, Janey, what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
Only raising an eyebrow, Jane considered not answering before she sighed. "Cuz..." At his look, she rolled her eyes and shrugged. "I don't know."
Leaning back, Harry placed his hands on his stomach. "And I don't care."
Jane furrowed her eyebrows and then groaned as she shook her head. "Cuz, that one was a real rotten one."
All Harry did was grin at her. "Well, it did take me a while to compost it." That got him a playful swat to the shoulder. "Better then my fake noodle one."
Bemused, Neville looked over at him. "What about your fake noodle one? What was wrong with it?"
Simply shrugging, Harry chuckled. "It was an impasta." At the facepalms and chuckles, Harry placed his hands behind his head. "Ah, I still got it."
Her expression blank, Natsumi snorted. "Harry-Chan, I think that you lost it long ago." The only thing she got was a grin back before she shook her head. "Anyways, we should get going. It's time for presents and then more games!"
Getting up, Harry laughed as her and Jane began to pull him towards the table filled with various gifts. "I'm coming, I'm coming! If you pull much harder, then one might say that you're awfully... disarming."
With a look shared between them, Natsumi and Jane let go of Harry before picking him up and carrying him to a pool. "Okay, that's it! You need to cool off!"
Behind them, the adults shook their heads at that as well as Harry's response. "If you want, I can water down my responses. Or perhaps pool them for later! Grant you, I'll be soaked in puns by that time, though I might be rather dry at times as well!"
Anything else was cut off as Jane and Natsumi tossed him into the pool to laughter and groans.