In Which a Stray Cat Saves the World is a maximum WAFF tale of Amy opening a clinic and being happy and having Fun! Maximum Unworminess is in play. Much LGBT also people smile and stuff.
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"Kitty!"
Amy grabbed the cat out of the gutter, healing it as she did. Carol gave her a sharp glare.
"Put it down."
"Mom, I just want a pet. I can take care of it, you know I can."
"No. It's my house and I don't want another mess maker."
Amy scowled. Of course it was true, it was her house, but it was Amy's too, though Carol probably didn't think so. No one had ever had to tell Amy she was adopted. She had met other adopted children; they had said it was such a surprise when their parents told them. Not for her — Carol might as well have spent her life screaming, "LOOK, THIS IS THE ADOPTED ONE!"
Still… kitty! She pet it a few times and in a fit of pique-y rebellion 'upgraded' the cat.
That was fun.
This cat was a survivor now, with super efficient muscles and digestion. A nice sleek coat of fur, all white and black and spotty.
Pretty kitty! You're gonna get all the girl cats.
Carol could go fuck herself. Amy could arrange that biological possibility. She shook her head in amusement.
She stuck her tongue out at Carol. "Fine. But when he dies it's all on you."
Carol raised an eyebrow at her but there was a bit of amusement there. Carol wasn't all bad, she just couldn't have been more partial if she tried. She could just make her more agreeable… NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ALERT BACK AWAY FROM THE CRAZY!
Amy took a deep breath, centering herself. That's not the proper way to handle this disagreement. Amy paused in the street. She needed an outlet. She was way too stressed, and if her power worked on herself she'd make herself more agreeable.
I'm the problem here.
Amy frowned as the thought passed through her. She should know better than to talk that badly about herself, that's how things got worse for people.
I'm the problem here.
That was meta level stupidity. Thinking badly about herself made her feel judgemental about herself, which then made her feel worse about herself, like a big circle of angsty angsty angst angst.
Brains are stupid and I'm an idiot.
That's not any better!
Angsty angst angst!
She huffed and set down the kitty.
Goodbye brave soul. Make lots of other super kitties all more adorable than the last!
Carol adjusted her pantsuit while looking at her.
"Don't worry Amy, this situation isn't your fault. You asked, it's all on record."
"I did everything I was supposed to do, I asked for consent, I waited for their answer, so why are they suing me?" Amy whined.
They finished walking up the steps to the courthouse before Carol replied. "Because they think its easy money. If you squint at NEPEA-5 hard enough they might have a case. Also someone was going to eventually. But mostly they're just assholes."
Amy snorted.
Why do I even bother helping people?
Wow, what a heroic thought.
She needed to stop circling this drain.
"Mom."
Carol looked over and Amy cycled through a thousand ways to complain about the situation, about her power, about her mental state; but she knew nothing would matter in the face of Carol's obstinacy.
"Yes?"
Amy raised her hands to her temples. "Never mind."
"Headache?"
She nodded. It was a total lie, but it was better than admitting to all the things Carol would judge her for. And Vicky listened but didn't really understand. And Mark was half dead from depression, and she could fix that!
NO! No brains!
"Should I open my own clinic?"
Carol sputtered for a second. "I mean, that's possible, maybe? It'd be hard though. I'd have to consult on it. Is that something you'd want?"
"It'd be a lot harder for people to complain if everything was signed and filed before they came in. I'm just tired, the whole things been exhausting and I don't feel like I'm really doing as much as I could, I could set hours? I mean I could carry a pager too for emergencies like a real doctor?"
Carol was silent for a moment. A strange look of wonder was on the woman's face, as if thoughts she'd never had before had suddenly appeared.
"I see. I'll look into it. Give me a week, maybe two?"
Amy considered herself an expert on Carol's moods — out of necessity if nothing else — but she was confused now. Still, a little hope maybe? Amy smiled, trying to channel Vicky's positivity which Carol responded to with a soft grin of her own.
"Everything will be okay, Amy."
The weirdest part was that Amy actually believed it.
—
"I'll have to have a limit on the number of patients I can treat? What?"
"Excluding emergencies, NEPEA-5 restricts how competitive a Parahuman can be. You're allowed a competitive advantage but not an overwhelming one. You can clear out a whole wing in an hour if you really focus; I've seen that, Amy. This is to make sure you don't put the hospitals out of business."
Amy grinned, feeling a bit of excitement. "And I'll earn a salary? I mean I don't care about the money but would I be able to hire consultants? Like brain surgeons?"
Carol nodded. Amy felt like she was falling apart with how nice this sounded.
"What would you recommend my hours be?"
"Well based off these numbers you could probably hit your limit in a few hours, if you averaged it out. Though you could just open on the weekends and carry the pager the rest of the time for emergencies."
Carol sounded so approving it was disconcerting. Amy was in a foreign land.
"This sounds good."
"It should be very good for you. And to speak plainly, it fits into the image of New Wave. You'll have standard legal considerations, so it'll all have to be above board and open and accountable. I don't know why I didn't consider it before, honestly."
Amy breathed out a sigh of relief.
—
The teenage girl sat in front of her. Her name was Emma? Amy looked at the clipboard again to make sure. This was her fifth week with the clinic and it was going perhaps too well, really. She still had meddlesome intrusive thoughts but the consistency and stability of knowing when she'd get to use her powers helped settle her.
The girl looked embarrassed and she glared at her Dad until he left the room, earning a snort from Amy.
"Um… thanks for fixing me up. I… do you do cosmetics?"
Amy sputtered for a second.
YES I CAN! FUN!
The voice in her head was so loud she decided to entertain the other girl's curiosity.
Tentatively she answered, "What did you have in mind?"
The girl blushed hard. "I have a mole, um… in a spot I don't want it."
Oh. Oh! Easy. Fun!
"I could do that. I could get rid of all the moles, actually. Easier that way, so you don't have to tell me where it is."
The relief was palpable and Amy for her part was more amused than embarrassed.
"Um… I'll just do this for free; do you consent?"
The girl nodded vigorously, her blush still so vibrant it could have brightened the room. Amy grabbed her hand and went to work.
Pesky moles, victimizing this poor beautiful teenage girl.
She hid her snort at the thought and smiled. "All done. Now go and mole no more."
Emma? Yes, Emma, giggled and scampered out of the door.
I should talk to Carol about cosmetic surgeries. FUN!
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"Cosmetic surgery?"
"It's just this girl, she was my age. She had a mole she didn't want and I got rid of it for her."
Carol raised her eyebrow.
"I asked first, it was an embarrassing mole in a place she didn't want to show anyone! I just thought maybe I could do cosmetic surgery too? I'd be happier to charge market rates for that to pay for consultants?"
"What kind?"
"Um… I won't say the sky's the limit cause there are some things I might be able to do that I wouldn't. But um… I could do equivalents to most plastic surgeries? Weight loss too. And um… I could do sex changes?"
Carol's eyes widened a bit. "And you weren't doing any of this before because?"
There was an accusation there but something about it felt welcoming rather than angry. Amy took a breath.
"It scares me. I can do too much. I don't want to hurt anyone."
Carol's eyes widened a bit more, and that strange look of wonder was on her face again.
"Oh. Well… that's good."
Carol paused for a moment, her eyes flitting around the room in an almost confused state. Whatever thoughts were hiding there, Amy wasn't sure, but Carol eventually came back to the room.
"Amy. I'm very proud of you."
Amy's jaw dropped and Carol's eyes got so sad she turned her head away. What was going on in her life right now? What even was this reality?
Silence passed for a bit before Carol turned back to her, seemingly in control again.
"It'll have to be a separate business entity. I'll do some standard pricing research. Do you need to practice this?"
Amy shook her head. "No, my power does all the heavy lifting."
"Are there things you wouldn't want to do?"
Amy considered. "Does NEPEA-5 restrict me from providing services ordinary doctors can't?"
"No, but you'd have to be very limited in that regard. It can't be more than… I think twenty percent of your revenue or something close."
Carol got really quiet for a moment. "Would you be willing to fix Mark?"
"I'm still scared of brains and my power's not good at memories. I don't want to mess that up. I can't lose Dad."
Carol nodded and looked thoughtful. "Can you replace his medication? Like have his body produce it? He always forgets, he's better when he takes it. I miss him."
Amy's eyes widened. "Yeah, I could. I never thought about it that way. Yeah…"
Ohh! Fun!
Amy's head spun for a moment. "Go get him."
Carol's genuine smile made Amy feel like she was eight years old being rewarded with ice cream. She hated how good it felt.
—
The day her cosmetic business had opened she had been inundated with requests. She did medical work on Saturday and cosmetic surgery on Sunday now. She ended up having to hire two people just to manage her schedule. Then she had to sit down and explain that they needed to organize her work by humanitarian need rather than what made the most money.
She gave them raises a week later. Amy was rich now. It was weird.
Still though, the second week had started with…
With a girl. A girl she knew, actually. Which was neat cause Amy hadn't known she was a girl. Amy had healed Dennis's dad months ago. She came into the office already red as a tomato, cosmetic need undisclosed. This ought to be good.
"Hey Amy." She sounded dejected.
"Hey Dennis."
"Um… yeah. Um…" She closed her eyes, breathing out.
She pulled a folder out of her backpack and handed it to her. She rubbed her hands together and stood up and walked to the window, rocking back and forth on her feet.
Amy opened the folder and sat in her chair, reading it quietly.
Oh.
Right at the top was a diagnosis from a Dr. Jessica Yamada. Gender Dysphoria. There was a range of comorbidities that had Amy reassess her opinion of Dennis. You had to be really honest with your therapist to get this kind of detail. Then again, maybe Dr. Yamada was the only one in the world she trusted. Now, Amy was part of that circle. That was pretty huge.
Friends? Friends!
"So. Gender Dysphoria? Um, I might say something stupid, so sorry? Do you have a preferred pronoun? A name? Um are there other things I should ask?"
Dennis nodded and sat back down on the other chair.
"Yeah. Yeah… he/him's okay for now, but you know she/her would be nice? This is kind of spur of the moment, kind of. I dunno, don't take that as a rule for trans people ya know? Like, just..." Dennis was shaking like a leaf. Embarrassment, frustration, and pain were obvious as her eyes darted around the room and her shoulders kept shifting as if she wasn't sure if she was going to sit or stand. Amy had to slow her own breath, Dennis's stress made her uncomfortable, not that she blamed her.
"I won't, I'll try and ask every time."
She nodded. "Good, that's the best way. And Dennis is fine too. Can you? Can you help?"
Amy considered the words Dr. Yamada had written and trod the ground carefully.
"I can't make you happy with the way you are."
Dennis put her hands on the table flexing her fingers back and forth, rolling her shoulders carefully.
"Um… I may have been a touch dishonest at first, um… My parents, they — they wanted to hear certain things, and I told Yamada and my other therapists some of the things they wanted to hear. It wasn't meant to be taken that way, I've not been super comfortable talking about any of this, I know the file's kind of thick though, and it took me a while to accept it all. I don't think I really fully settled into the idea until after you healed dad. Yamada and I are on the same page on this, I'm going to transition sooner or later. And just, I… ugh."
She clammed up, looking a bit panicked.
"So what do you want me to do?"
"Pronouns suck!" The non-sequitur from Dennis caused Amy to laugh in surprise.
"Like, there's no good way to talk about this shit that doesn't make it all muddy. I wanna be a woman, goddamnit. But I AM one already. So what do I say? And it's all this stupid shit about justifying myself all the time. It's bad enough I have to feel this way, but having to explain it to everyone. I'm just fucking miserable. I don't want to be trans, I just want to be a woman. It's all shit, Amy. It's all fucking bullshit. I hate this. And like, do you know what talking to Emily Fucking Piggot was like about this? I had to have Yamada hold my fucking hand, I couldn't even open my mouth. It was fucking mortifying. And like Jesus fuck, god damnit. Can you FIX THIS?"
Amy was leaning back. "Yes?"
"Like, what can you do? Like, I did the research; I was kind of waiting till I was 18 so I could, you know, start normal medical transition, when I get the full Protectorate benefits, but then you put out that ad and I mean it wasn't very clear but I just had this horrible hope that maybe I wouldn't have to wait. And Yamada said I should make the appointment anyways and I guess I could understand why, like it's important to take ownership of your issues, you know?
"I mean…"
Dennis got quiet and then in barely a whisper, "Would I be able to have kids? Like a"—she growled the next word—"normal woman."
Oh. Could I do that? I guess I'd need reference genetics. I could maybe…
Amy's eyes lit up considering the options. This would interesting, maybe even fun.
YES! FUN!
"I'll need some of your dad's blood? Um… and like a lot of biological material? A lot of freshly cut plants should work? Sorry, I had kind of just assumed I'd be doing a cosmetic change with these; I didn't really consider I could go a lot further than modern medicine."
Dennis's eyes were wide as saucers. "Really?"
"Yeah. Um… your brain would stay the same."
Dennis held up her hands. "No no no no, that's fine. That's enough, that's more than I imagined. I… wow. Yeah… can we set up a time during the week?"
She nodded. "Sure. Just um meet me here, Tuesday, right after school's out?"
Dennis nodded vigorously.
—
Tuesday seemed to arrive in a flash. Amy was practically vibrating with excitement which she admittedly felt bad about because she was excited about someone's else's suffering.
FUN!
She snorted at herself. The voice was far too insistent, but ever since she'd started doing cosmetics, the intrusive thoughts had gotten a lot quieter. That was nice, and she wasn't really interested in complaining about that fact.
Dennis came into the office looking guilty.
"Um… you said you needed blood and I may have acquired it without permission."
Amy blinked. "Um… I'm not sure what sort of trouble I could get in for that?"
She considered sending her away but…
FUN! FUN NOW!
"So pretend you didn't say that."
Dennis laughed. "Everything's above board here, tip top!"
Amy snorted. There was a giant cooler Dennis was carrying and she set it down.
"Plants."
"Right. I asked for that."
Okay, time for embarrassing questions.
"Do you have a picture of your mom? Um… do you know what cup size she is?"
Dennis's face bloomed into red. "Yeah."
"I kind of need details you know? I know it's embarrassing but you want to look like your family right?"
She nodded. "I guess I didn't really consider that. Though I should have. Sorry this is all kind of unbelievable to me. I have the other kind of picture though, for GRS."
"Right, so picture of your mom?"
She nodded again, pulling out her wallet. Family picture.
"You have a younger sister?"
Dennis laughed. "She's a menace, and she figured me out before I did. She's been a champion."
"Alright, I have to ask, do you have permission from your parents?"
"No, but I got permission from the Protectorate and they can act in loco parentis when considering the mental health of their Wards. That's why I had to talk to Piggot."
She handed the letter to Amy.
"Right. Sorry, I know it's your body, but the law matters."
Dennis nodded again. "That's what New Wave's all about."
Amy smiled at her. "Well also I don't like getting sued."
Dennis chuckled at her. "That's why you started your clinic isn't it?"
"Do you know how much it sucks to be in a courtroom all day?"
"I mean I've given witness testimony before."
"Yeah but you can leave when you're done. When it's about you, you have to stay the whole time."
Dennis shuddered dramatically.
"Okay so your Mom's umm… well endowed. Is that okay? It'd be a big change. I'm going to make some pretty wild alterations here, and it might hurt? It shouldn't but it might, not all pain is nerve signals. Uh… sorry, no matter what it's safe. I'll be very careful and my power is good at this. So don't worry."
"You sound more nervous than me."
Amy shrugged. "I… this matters to you Dennis. Most of the time cosmetic stuff is me removing moles or touching up someone's complexion, or appealing to someone's vanity. This is - I'm messing around with problems with your personal identity here. It's like a whole other level of care I want to take with it. I don't want to hurt you Dennis, not even on accident, you're my friend."
The hug caught her off guard. She whoofed as Dennis crashed into her.
"Thank you."
Amy nodded against the hug and extricated herself.
"Okay so… you should lay down."
Dennis laid down on the exam table and Amy hefted the cooler onto the trolley opening the top. Alright.
Amy grabbed Dennis's hand and the plant matter which was just starting to slightly rot in some spots. Gross.
Fun soon!
"So, embarrassing questions again. GRS surgeons usually want pictures on the kind of look, your ahem… lower equipment should take. Did you bring a picture?"
She nodded, pulling it out and handing the blood vial over at the same time. Amy looked it over and nodded, her power taking point on how to manage it.
"And um… your figure? Your mom's shorter, and she's curvy rather than your beanpoleness. Curvy then?"
"Um… a little less curvy?"
"Do you want me to adjust your height at all?"
"Nah. Tall girls are still girls. Height was never part of the equation, since I was originally planning on doing this the old fashioned way and I would have been stuck with my height. And if I was shorter it'd be harder to use my power properly, since I'd have less reach."
"Right. And… I think I have enough info, we can make adjustments later if its not to your taste?"
Dennis nodded slowly. "That sounds fine. Great. Really."
"Right and after this, pronouns? A name?"
"She/Her please. Hadn't picked a name yet, thought I had a few years. And I spent the last two days in shock."
She looked about ready to giggle and Amy smiled. "Okay. Ready?"
"Very." Her voice was suddenly calm and serious.
So… turn off nerve endings, draw in biomass, shape the breasts, re-configure the equipment, now to simply modify her entire genetic material borrowing her dad's x chromosome, now adjust her eyesight to have the different balance of cones and rods. What else?… Right, body shape, bone structure, eh… I'll leave the male muscle tissue, no one likes cellulite. Fat distribution, right. Womb, eggs, this is fun! Weeeeeeee! Okay calm down, facial structure, jaw line, fuck it model the body as if I grew it from scratch with the existing genetic material, okay options. Lots of options, might as well pick the best ones here, hah! Oh boy, am I drunk? Right, womanification is happening, Lustrum would be so proud, I should write her a sassy letter, I can WOMB people. I'm an idiot. Okay, finishing touches, vocal cords, brain's the same as before, good good! Whew! Oh right nerve endings back on… now!
She blinked at the clock, three hours? Woah.
Dennis's eyes were closed and she was looking a little green at the gills. Oops.
"Sorry, I should have put you to sleep."
Dennis opened her eyes looking around.
"Did it work?"
She squeaked in surprise, probably at the sound of her voice.
"See for yourself!"
She helped Dennis stand up and led her to the mirror.
"This is amazing!"
Dennis stepped toward the mirror, poking at her face and body unselfconsciously.
"No seriously, this is amazing!"
Amy laughed in amusement as Dennis's hands did an odd kind of pokey exploratory work.
Poke. Poke!
"I changed your genetics by the way."
She spun on her tiptoes, pausing when she finished. She shook back and forth for a moment, her eyes wide and sparkling, "I fucking jiggle! Woah. That's… wow. I… I need some time. Um… can you escort me to the Wards? I'll call them? Um… my voice. Like… fuck, wow. This is. Holy shit."
"Is it good?"
Dennis shook her head like a dog waking up, her now long red hair fluttering about. "I dunno, I think? Yeah? It should be? Just, time. Bit of emotional whiplash."
She shoved a business card into Amy's hand.
"That's Yamada's number, can you call her? I need to stare stupidly at the mirror for a bit. She'll come get us. Yeah..."
Poke.
Amy nodded, feeling smug, happy, and far too pleased.
WEEEE FUNNNNNN!
She pulled out her phone and dialed the number.
"Yamada."
"Hi! This is Amy, Panacea from New Wave. Dennis needs a pickup to the PRT HQ, she requested you?"
Yamada's voice came over the line, and Amy could hear how the woman was positively glowing. "She did! Can you give me a broad overview of what was done? The treatment plan, not the individual particulars? I can get a letter for it if you need."
"No that's fine, the previous letter should suffice for legal purposes. The short of it is, excluding the brain Dennis is now indistinguishable from a um… naturally? Stupid words. A naturally born woman down to the genetics, excluding her brain… I said that already… sorry."
"A woman that was assigned female at birth is the terminology you're looking for."
"Thanks, sorry. I'm sure Mom gave me material on all that, but I've had so much reading to do, and there's so many things to learn. And my power handles all the hard work so I forget some of the other details. And this is only my second week and I wasn't expecting anything big so soon… and… I'm babbling..."
"It's fine. You're trying, that matters."
Amy nodded. "Yes, so the only thing of note is that I obviously had to do some compositional work on her immune system since I didn't change her brain. It's perfectly safe but I'll need to sit down with her regular physician and explain the important bits. There's a short list of drugs she shouldn't ever take now, just in case."
Yamada was quiet for a moment. "Okay I'm on my way. Amy… thank you. If Dennis's parents give you any trouble, the PRT has your back okay? I'll be there soon."
Amy nodded to no-one in particular and hung up.
—
Yamada pulled up and got out of the car. Dennis was still hovering around the mirror, periodically looking at it, double-checking it. The front door of the clinic opened, and Yamada stepped in looking a bit frantically excited, "Where is she?"
"Yamada?" Dennis's new voice asked as her head popped out of the examination room.
"Dennis!?"
"It's me!" She ran out of the room and jumped the woman, hugging her tightly.
Yamada pushed her away and looked her over. "Wow. That's… Amy, this is amazing. I mean superpowers and you know? But just wow. Dennis you look a lot like your Mom now."
"I feel silly. I kept putting off picking a name, and now I need to have one."
"Take your time, you've got people who will let you try names out."
She nodded. "Not Denise though…" She shuddered.
"Let's get you home."
"Yeah, the Wards. Oh, I can't wait to see how Vista reacts!"
"You should probably come along Amy, just in case there's any M/S protocols that need smoothing over."
Amy nodded. "Okay. Mom knows I'm with a patient that I needed more time with, so I have most of the evening."
Amy was buzzing as they got in the car. She took the back seat and tuned out the conversation up front. Dennis was babbling happily about nothing and Amy was watching the rain fall. Yamada was mostly quiet, glancing at Amy in the mirror from time to time. It was a really good day.
Amy wasn't certain but she was probably smiling the whole way to the PRT building. That had been fun, and honestly was very satisfying. Dennis had a problem no one in the world could have solved better than her, and she did it, she solved it. She wasn't just doing something a good doctor could do, she literally got to change someone's life in a much more demonstrable way. That, and the fact that she actually got to let her power off its leash, brought a heady satisfied mix to the car ride.
"Amy?"
"Sorry, what?"
"I was wondering, if maybe Vicky would help me shop for a new wardrobe? It's kind of her thing, and she's got a good fashion sense."
Amy soaked in the request and smiled. "I can't even imagine her response, but it'll be positive. I'll call you later with her answer."
—
Amy blundered into the house; it was still surprisingly early. Only Eight PM, which was amazing all on its own. Was that cooking?
She wandered into the kitchen and Carol smiled, while Mark fussed around with some vegetables in a pan.
"Thanks for calling ahead. We wanted to wait to have dinner with you."
What?
Vicky shouted downstairs, "Is Amy home?"
"Amy's home hon!"
"Woo! I'm starving."
What?!
Carol checked on something in the oven and walked up, wrapping Amy in a hug.
WHAT!?!?
"How'd your consultation go?"
"Um… Clockblocker is a girl and I helped her out with that." That didn't break confidentiality – she didn't think.
Vicky sputtered behind her. "What? Oh my GAWD! Dean's been worrying about him, oh wait… I guess her, for like a whole year! Dennis was trans? WOAH."
"Ixnay on the EnnisDay Vicky," Amy chastised.
Vicky slapped her hand over her mouth. "Right. Sorry, but that's amazeballs."
"Vicky!" Carol snapped at her.
Vicky snickered. "Sorry. But it is!"
"So everything went well then?"
Amy smiled brightly. "Not to speak lightly of Clockblocker's issue, but that was actually fun. I got to change the configuration of rods and cones in her eyes, and I am now a massive feminist icon, I wombed her."
Carol sputtered and started laughing. "You wombed her?"
Amy giggled. "Sorry, its funny! I made womb for her in my heart."
Mark snorted. "Did you build her a womb with a view?"
Everyone groaned while Amy blushed. "Um… she's kinda hot now."
Vicky stuttered, "Amy wait… Amy are you gay?"
Amy's eyes crossed, "Um… yeah? I dunno."
Carol's eyes widened and her hands went to Amy's arms. "It's okay if you are, you know that right?"
Amy sputtered with embarrassment. "It doesn't matter! No dating till I'm forty right Dad?"
"Fifty. Women are more treacherous."
The room glared at him and he smirked. "See… just proving my point. Men are dumb, but women are cruellllllll."
Vicky whined playfully, "You're killing the feminist energy in here Dad."
He put his hands up. "Just a joke! I'm clearly outnumbered."
Carol gave him a once over and sniped. "Amy could make you part of the team."
Mark laughed stepping back in mock fear. "I surrender! I am but your lowly man servant. Forgive me."
Is this family?
Amy blinked at the strangeness of the situation. It was so natural. What had changed? How did it change?
Carol turned back to Amy, "So it all went well then?"
"Better than well. Clockblocker, she was rightfully surprised at how complete it all was, but she was blubbering thanks into Piggot's arms when I left."
"Wait Clockblocker hugged Piggot?"
Amy nodded. "She uh, Piggot was the one that had to sign the permission slip? Her parents refused but the PRT has oversight on mental health issues concerning their Wards, so it's all on the up and up. We might get some push back but both Yamada and Piggot promised support on their end. Um… they paid me extra? They really didn't take no for an answer and since I charge market rate for cosmetic work, it was a tidy sum. I was thinking… maybe we could pay for Sarah to improve New Wave's office? Do some advertising again?"
Carol digested everything. "That's sounds lovely Amy."
"But Clockblocker hugged Piggot?"
Amy laughed at Vicky's incredulousness. "What'll really blow your mind is Piggot hugged her back."
"Oh wow. Is this real life?"
Mark started humming Bohemian Rhapsody as Amy whispered, "I keep wondering that."
—
Apparently Amy had started a revolution. Timesnatch, formerly known as Clockblocker, had caused a stir that Amy probably should have been less obviously surprised by. They lived in a town with the Empire Eighty Eight who thought the gays were part of the conspiracy to destroy white 'supremacy'. So of course everything exploded.
Amy's role in Timesnatch's transition became a "thing". None of the Empire wanted to actually hurt her though, because there was a certain amount of consideration that Amy was essentially marked as, "do not fuck with the super nice healer." Which was good, but that didn't mean that the people she helped were off limits.
The picketing by "concerned" parents at her clinic was irritating. Thankfully, it was all peaceful and she took a few interviews explaining her position: nothing she was doing was that much different from seeing a regular plastic surgeon and taking the proper medication. Which wasn't really accurate, but not a harmful lie either.
It was mostly just irritating. She didn't think helping people could be so fucking controversial. And then there was Dennis, now Talia's, parents, who had written her a nastygram. She kindly reminded them that she had saved Talia's dad's life, and based off of purely statistical information potentially Talia's too. So they could kindly fuck off.
Fuck off no funs!
The real issue was Paramount though. An LGBT heroic cape group had moved into town and they were going to bat against the Empire. Not that more capes punching Nazis in the face was a bad thing really, but it was pretty controversial when she took them on as patients, since you know that was her job. But now it had to be dramatic.
It was all stupid. Thankfully it was Saturday, so not Cosmetic day, just normal healing, zero drama day. Amy opened up the file and looked at her next patient.
Taylor Hebert, broken arm, blood screen for possible infections, multiple cuts and bruises, nerve issues, vision issues.
The girl walked in, and Amy's first thought was:
And highly fucking malnourished, Jesus.
Amy grabbed some of the bio-gel packs she had designed. It was kind of a disgusting soup of proteins and fats that she had repurposed some bacteria to make by throwing biological waste into a tub. One of her ongoing projects to make clinic work simpler, and it was also fun. An oddly high number of decisions had been shaped by that earmark lately.
"How are you?"
Taylor sat up straighter from her massive slouch.
"Not so great."
"Yeah, your chart's something else. What happened?"
She grunted. "Was supporting a friend and got caught between Paramount, the ABB and the E88. They all went to town around one of the marches that's been happening lately."
Right, Brockton Bay, now along with Nazis, had Gay Pride coming out of its ears, another little side effect of Timesnatch's little whirlwind.
"Supporting?"
"Yeah, my friend Madison. She's mega gay." Taylor smiled. "Sorry, she's just like, you know? There's girls who like girls, and then there's girls who are capital-G Gay."
Amy snorted. "Yeah. So you're out there supporting her though? That's nice of you."
Taylor shrugged. "Least I could do. She helped me out of a tough spot, though getting hit by a Bakuda bomb wasn't really what I had on the menu for the day."
"Well let's fix that."
She grabbed Taylor's hand and went to work, grabbing the pack and fixing the malnourishment as well.
She has a parahuman power. Huh.
"Woah… what'd you do?"
"You were malnourished."
"What? Oh… I guess I haven't been eating much, I just feel really good now."
"You're aware your period has stopped right?"
Taylor blushed. "Um yeah? That's bad?"
Amy wanted to facepalm but she was holding the girl's hand.
"Yes, that's very bad. You can permanently damage your reproductive organs if you don't get enough calories. So you need to eat more."
"That might be tough."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I'm… kind of homeless? My dad's in a coma, and the house defaulted. Um, Madison helped me out, I kind of hated her at the time, she was bullying me with my old friend. But when she found out I was homeless, things changed? I couldn't really tell her no, she was you know, fucking feeding me with her own money. So yeah. I kind of got stuck in this weird legal limbo and my bullies made it really awkward at school, so I had to drop out, otherwise I think they were gonna try and frame me for something and get me arrested."
And here I thought today wasn't going to have any drama.
"What happened to your dad?"
Taylor whispered, "Car accident. That's two parents now."
Fuck.
"Where's he set up at?"
"Brockton General."
"I'll pay him a visit tonight. I may not be able to do anything but I'll look okay?"
Taylor nodded.
"How much do I owe?"
Amy filled out a note and handed it Taylor.
"On the house today. Take that to the front desk."
Taylor's smile was tiny but Amy saw it anyway.
"Thanks."
"I'll be at Brockton General at eight tonight if you want to be there?" Amy hedged a bit. "Um…"
Taylor turned, "Yeah?"
"You know the Wards would get you off the street?"
Taylor shook her head. "It would be illegal for me to tell you why that's not an option for me."
Amy swallowed, taking in the words. "Um… there's a whistleblower hotline. Here…"
She grabbed her PRT number cheat sheet from her purse and scribbled out the number.
"Just call them. Tell them you'd like to speak to someone. Um… if you have to pick a person ask if you can talk to Director Piggot, she's incredibly fair and the polar opposite of the word malfeasance. It's the whistleblower hotline, so you can name names. Well, probably not on the phone, but you can set up an appointment to name names."
Taylor's eyes widened. "Oh. I didn't know that was a thing."
"Well… it's not like it's publicly advertised. A whistleblower hotline implies that there are things to blow whistles about."
Taylor's eyes darkened. "Of course. Typical government bullshit."
Amy snorted. "Well… yeah. Now shoo, I've got other patients to see."
Taylor left smiling, staring at the note.
—
The beeping of the monitors over Danny Hebert made Amy slightly nostalgic for her time spent skulking the hospital corridors volunteering too late at night. Though she was grateful to no longer be strung out and exhausted all the time. She was waiting for Taylor to show up before she did anything, she didn't even want to touch Danny for fear of disappointment.
Taylor made it into the room, dragging a girl behind her. The girl was… cute. There wasn't really a better word.
"Hey Amy. This is Madison Clements. Um… she's a big fan."
Madison gushed, bouncing a bit. "What you did for Timesnatch was amazing! Have you done more?"
Amy flushed at where her eyes landed and pushed her eyes up, smiling.
"Two so far. I… uh charge market rates for cosmetic work to pay for my more charitable pricing for regular medical care. I strictly adhere to the law; there are people waiting in the wings to hurt me because of my parahuman status. So that kind of work is kind of expensive because of that. It is what it is."
Madison nodded sagely. "The group I'm in is trying to change the laws to get GRS counted as a medical problem and not cosmetic so it'd be covered by insurance."
"That's commendable." Amy tried to say it neutrally, but Madison was cute.
"Anyways. My dad?" Taylor said with a hint of amusement.
"Of course." Amy grabbed Danny's hand and concentrated. The problem was definitely in the brain. Amy was about to pull away when she paused, it was a simple problem. There wasn't really any risk, she wouldn't really be changing anything, just poking a part of his lizard brain. Harmless.
FUN!
Amy hid her snort. Taylor was looking on in anticipation and Madison was rubbing circles on the girl's back. She could say no, no brains. But…
She took a breath and did it.
Woo! Fun!
Danny's eyes fluttered opened and he coughed for a moment sitting up.
"Dad!"
Taylor ran forward and stopped herself before she crashed into him, gently wrapping him in a hug.
"You idiot!"
He squawked at her.
"You idiot! You absolute idiot. How could you do that to me? Why would you detour through that area, it's dangerous!"
He shook his head. "I just wanted to get home early. I was gonna make you a cake for your birthday." She started bawling and he hugged her tightly. "I'm so sorry Taylor."
"We lost the house. You've been out for months. I was homeless. I had to drop out of school."
He grunted. "I'm so sorry Taylor, I'll fix this. I will."
She pushed away an angry tear filled smile on her face, "You fucking better."
Madison bumped shoulders with Amy, "Want to give them some privacy?"
Amy nodded and they wandered out into the hall.
"Taylor told me some things about you."
Madison frowned and scuffed her feet on the floor. "Yeah, I'm not really proud of any of that. I wasn't really in a good place and Emma didn't really ask for much, just you know say mean things. She was easy to hide behind. Like, until last year I was in the closet pretty hard but I dunno… It's not an excuse, but what happened with Taylor's Dad made me realize what I was doing and like… I've seen kids like me get put on the street by their parents. Taylor didn't deserve any of that shit we put on her. So I guess it's dumb, I've been trying to make up for it."
"You seem close now though."
Madison smiled. "Taylor's actually fucking amazing. I wish she was gay, but she's like straighter than a tinker made ruler. She's been to like every rally with me, and when I apologized and really explained myself, she listened. I mean I was accidentally bribing her with food, but that's neither here nor there. She's just really smart, and she's not like nice but she's steady? Loyal? Words are hard."
Amy laughed while Madison's face turned more serious. "Thanks for helping Taylor. The courts really screwed her over, and the insurance wasn't coming through as fast as it should. This is a huge break for her, she's a little too stubborn for her own good, and my parents weren't really willing to take her in even though I begged. It was all a big mess. All in a day's work for you though I guess?"
Amy smiled. "Yeah, I guess so."
FUN!
"It's kind of fun honestly."
Madison chewed on her inner lip and spoke with a blush, "Um… so I'm sure you get this a lot but would you want to go get some coffee some time?"
Amy's eyes widened. Had she ever been asked out before?
Nope.
Well, that's sad.
No sad! FUN instead!
"Yeah, that sounds fun."
Madison jumped and shouted. "Taylor! High five! Wait… Taylor's not here. Think they're done?"
Amy snorted and they knocked. Taylor's voice sounded out, "Come on in, he fell asleep."
Madison busted in and shouted again. "High five!"
Taylor shushed her but raised her hand up.
Clap!
It was a good high five.
A real five out of five.
Madison spun and smiled, "I knew you were gay! This is awesome. Um… sorry… it's just I go to Winslow and you can't really be openly gay there cause the gangs and bullies and shit, so I overcompensate sometimes. But like… Thursday sound good? Jammer's?"
"That's the one on the boardwalk?"
"Yeah!" Madison was vibrating and kissed Amy on the cheek before running out of the room blushing.
Taylor laughed at Amy's blush. Amy's hand was on her face touching where she had been kissed.
"Yeah, she's like that. You'll have fun."
Taylor was sitting down holding Danny's hand now.
"Thank you."
Amy grinned, "Of course. I'm glad I could help."
Taylor shook her head, "No, like this is huge for me. I know you've heard it before, but if you ever need anything."
"If you really want to help, support Madison's group. That change in the law would be pretty big."
"Yeah, but I was already gonna do that."
"Well, what more do I need then?"
Taylor laughed. "Okay. Can I have some privacy again?"
"Sure. I'll come back in the morning and try and speed up his recovery."
Taylor beamed. "That's great."
Amy slid out of the room to Taylor whispering, "I'm so glad your back dad. I missed you."
—
Vicky was chomping on her cereal.
Chomp chomp!
It was a good word for Vicky's masticating.
Mastication. Chomp chomp. Clack!
Amy sipped her coffee, letting her mind continue to do stupid morning things.
Vicky interrupted her sippy time with words, "So Dean was telling me Shadow Stalker got reassigned. Get this… she got sent to a Simurgh Containment Zone, not sure which one."
Amy nodded. "Broke her parole then?"
"Dean's not sure, Piggot was real hush hush about it. They're getting a new ward though. She's got some sort of Trump/Shaker thing going on. Apparently she can combine active powers around her, kind of. She was able to combine Gallant's emotion beams and Vista's space warping thing into an area of effect emotional field."
Was that Taylor?
"It's not like a true power copy or anything, she only gets aspects of the powers and she can't borrow some kinds of powers at all, but once she learns something she can use it. She can keep a certain number of those combinations. She's like a mini-Eidolon, sort of. Though there's some pretty heavy limits that Dean wasn't doing a good job of explaining."
"Does she have a name yet?"
"No, branding doesn't know what they're doing with her yet, since her powers can change over time."
"That's pretty awesome. I have a date."
Vicky spewed out cereal.
Chomp stomp! Clack whack!
Amy snorted as Vicky collected herself. "That was mean."
FUN!
"No, that was fun."
"Fine fine. Deets!"
"Girl from Winslow, her name's Madison."
"Wait Madison? Madison Clements? She's cute! Go you!"
"Wait, you know her?"
Vicky gave her the look. "Well duh. She's like a big deal in the local LGBT scene, she volunteers a lot, and I volunteer in the soup kitchen remember? She does too. How'd you meet?"
"A girl came into the clinic, Taylor Hebert, she was supporting Madison at a meetup? Bakuda ruined her day. She mentioned her Dad was in a coma and I met Madison when I met her there to check up on him."
"He okay?"
"He is now."
"You're the best, Amy."
Amy preened, grinning wide. "I am, aren't I?"
Vicky laughed and grew serious. "You've been happy lately. I like it."
Amy smiled at her while sipping her coffee again. "I dunno, I just have felt better recently."
"Huh… well I'm glad. Mom's been happier too. And well Dad, he's been positively vibrant. Everything's just been nice lately."
"It has hasn't it?"
Vicky nodded. "So what are you gonna wear?"
Amy was quiet for a moment and then whispered, "I think I might actually want to show some skin. She's really pretty, I kind of want to make sure there's a second date if we have fun."
Vicky gasped, fluttering her hand over her heart. "Scandalous. How much skin are we talking about here? On a scale of Nun to Squealer?"
Amy crossed her eyes and snorted. "Couldn't you have picked someone without meth mouth? Like Narwhal?"
"That wouldn't have made you laugh."
Amy rolled her eyes, "I guess you're right."
"You guess? I'll have to step up my game. But seriously, skin."
"Um… like you know… some leg? A v-neck?"
"Woah there, ya harlot. Calm right down. Jesus is watching."
Amy giggled at Vicky's antics. Vicky grinned back and tapped her finger on her chin.
"Not a v-neck. No no, you'll want a blouse, short sleeve, frilly around the arms, you know the poofy kind."
Amy giggled again. "The poofy kind? And you're the fashion mistress?"
"The… poofy… kind… fine... actually how about a keyhole peasant blouse, short sleeve, and you'll want one that's short at the waist, maybe just enough to show just that line of skin at the stomach, depends on the skirt waistline. Yeah, and a knee-length skirt, complete the ensemble actually, a peasant's skirt too. I've got just the thing. It works cause you're kind of known for being completely covered all the time so you don't want to swing the pendulum too hard, that'll send the wrong message. So this'll show your arms and legs and say, I'm putting effort into being attractive without saying I have no taste."
Amy nodded along. Vicky muttered something to herself. "You should straighten your hair too."
"Okay."
"Awesome. Can I do it? This is big, your first real date. I mean I know I set you up before but that doesn't count. This is all you."
Amy smiled softly at Vicky's enthusiasm and nodded. Vicky grabbed her hand and spoke earnestly, "I hope you have fun."
Fun!
Amy smiled back and Vicky's eyes glinted. "And get to second base."
Amy broke down into giggles.
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AN: [TRAJECTORY] [FUNGREEMENT]