[X] 3 Bob: (DefectiveHumanModel, BFldyq, Heaven Canceler)
[X] 9 Hero (Yes, that's his name): (Diller, codeRR, Drakebane, Alexander, HypoSoc, Melfician, Xicree, Kinglugia, Robotninja)
[X] 6 Keyzer soze: (MHLord, Ct613hulu, boredbird, Nekraa, Hextroyer413, Malcolmo)
[X] 1 Kirk: (Guile)
[X] 4 Rain: (Uvigz, Ephemeral_Dreamer, dreadis, inverted_helix)
[X] 14 Boy: (Diller, DefectiveHumanModel, codeRR, Drakebane, Alexander, Malcolmo, Guile, HypoSoc, Melfician, Xicree, Hextroyer413, Heaven Canceler, Fellgar, Robotninja)
[X] 9 Girl: (MHLord, Uvigz, Ephemeral_Dreamer, BFldyq, Ct613hulu, boredbird, Nekraa, dreadis, inverted_helix)
[X] 1 Generic American Highschool: (mkire)
[X] 20 Generic Japanese High School: (Diller, MHLord, codeRR, Uvigz, Ephemeral_Dreamer, Drakebane, Ct613hulu, boredbird, HypoSoc, Nekraa, Xicree, Heaven Canceler, Hextroyer413, dreadis, Alexander, inverted_helix, Melfician, Malcolmo, Kinglugia, Robotninja)
[X] 1 Generic Japanese Magic Space Fantasy Hero School (You're actually ironically failing all your hero classes): (DefectiveHumanModel)
[X] 2 Space Military Academy: (BFldyq, Guile)
[X] 1 A Giant Marshmallow Man: (Heaven Canceler)
[X] 14 Angel!(What! Since when were you the bad guy?!): (Diller, MHLord, Uvigz, Ephemeral_Dreamer, Drakebane, Ct613hulu, boredbird, HypoSoc, Nekraa, Xicree, Hextroyer413, Malcolmo, Kinglugia, Robotninja)
[X] 1 Delinquent zombie martial arts master demon/monster things: (DefectiveHumanModel)
[X] 3 Giant robot: (Alexander, Guile, Melfician. mkire)
[X] 3 Hungry looking demon/monster thing: (codeRR, dreadis, inverted_helix)
[X] 1 That girl you like but never approached or talked to, is wearing a tutu and wielding a chainsaw!: (BFldyq)
[X] 17 Laugh! This is going to be awesome.: (Diller, MHLord, codeRR, Uvigz, Ephemeral_Dreamer, Drakebane, Alexander, Ct613hulu, boredbird, HypoSoc, Melfician, Nekraa, Xicree, Hextroyer413,Malcolmo, mkire, DefectiveHumanModel, Robotninja)
[X] 3 You can't stop here! She might be in danger (that girl you like but never ever confessed to or approached): (dreadis, inverted_helix, Heaven Canceler)
[X] 1 Kind of worrying, actually. Just because you know you won't die doesn't this can't hurt a lot. Just because you'd probably get an improbably awesome robot replacement is no reason to want to let this thing tear off your real arm.: (Guile)
[X] 1 Have a heart attack and die.: (Bfldyq)
(Escalate- 17/22> Escalating)
[X] 1 Escalate: (DefectiveHumanModel)
[X] 12 Escalate (Awaken the "Power of Darkness").: (Diller, MHLord, Uvigz, Ephemeral_Dreamer, Drakebane, Ct613hulu, boredbird, HypoSoc, Nekraa, Xicree, Hextroyer413, Malcolmo, Robotninja)
[X] 1 Escalate (Summon a giant robot!).: (codeRR)
[X] 2 Escalate (into each generation one girl is chosen to become a Slayer): (dreadis, inverted_helix)
[X] 1 Escalate: Your spark of madness erupts and you <strong>Know</strong> how to improve the giant robot so it is twice as killy, and five times as orky. Also Orks is made for winnin, and you're going to win this fight.: (mkire)
[X] 1 Excalate (Every time you die, your soul fuses with your killer, or you weren't killed, your best friend, resulting in you become a new being with the powers of both. This continues ad-naseum): (Bfldyq)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You stare out the music room's window, watching the winged people. They float around the school, perching on ledges and on roofs, sweeping down to strike the rare student who dares flee the building. Outside you see a car pass by, failing to notice them—the angels—entirely. These angels remind you of nothing so much as white crows.
Do you wish for power?
You don't know why they appeared after the last bell, took the school hostage or started attacking everyone who was at club activities. Granted, it has to involve you somehow...
Regardless, you've ducked into the music room to watch what's going on outside. Sure you could try to slip out the back, but it's just so much more dramatic here, what with the sheet-covered instruments, the giant piano in the center of the room and the window that points out to perfectly catch the light of the setting sun.
The room's liding door slams open and A blonde haired beauty with snow-white wings enters. Two two fairly generic looking guards fall in after. Her hair is long and straight. Her body is tall and slender and clad in armor far more ornate and, well, skimpy than the full-body armor of her companions. Her piercing sky-blue eyes level on you and she steps forward.
"Does thou..." She starts to address the class without introduction or explanation. Unfortunately the sound of mad laughter cuts her off and she gives you the strangest look. Man, who'd be crazy enough to laugh at a time like... Oh it's coming from you. Well, that's different then. You have every reason to laugh in this kind of situation. This is your origin story after all! No need to go through the whole-long winded explanation.
"Anyway, the exposition's probably pretty boring anyway so let's just assume that I'm the person you're looking for and get to the whole first battle thing already."
The angel pulls something from a pocket and examines it... Where does that outfit even have room for pockets in the first place.
"Tis so. Then, I beseech thee, for the sake of this world; please die!" She tosses whatever that thing is aside and raises her hands. Light coalesces, gathering in her hands to form an impossible brilliance that hurts to see. It grows brighter and brighter, more and more concentrated until it seems solid. And then it is solid and the angel holds a massive sword, almost as long as she is tall and covered with engravings of flowers.
"Anyway, before we get to the whole trying, and failing, to stab me for the greater good thing," you laugh good-naturedly, "could you tell me who actually says 'tis'?"
Sure you should be taking this more seriously, but this is your intro damnit and you don't want it ruined by some mediocre-half hearted thing like that! Still she probably put a lot of work into sounding that awful, so you should let her down gently.
"I mean, even for cheap verbal tics, using really fake old English is pretty trashy. Stop treating popularity so lightly! Your audience is going to be a lot more jaded than that level of wannabe moe will manage to win over! If you don't get this seriously, you'll end up being dropped to an extra or something!"
The angel stares at you for a long moment. She cocks her head to the side, then frowns. "I did not comprehend the barest word of that, but I infer from thy tone that it was meant to speak ill of me! Thou who dare mock such noble endeavors, do the honorable thing and die!" Without another word she charges at you, swinging wildly
You grin. Super awesome magic powers in 3.... 2..... 1.... you're not feeling particularly super or awesome yet and that sword looks really sha...
Do you want power?
You stumble backwards, bumping into the piano and running out of space to retreat. Okay, calm down Hero, this can't be the ending, you're going to get super magical powers any second. The narrative tension just needs to be a little higher or something so stop smirking and start looking panicked already!
The angel steps forward, beautiful eyes staring down at you proudly. Slowly she lifts her sword over her head. Powers any second now. Yep, any second.
"I'll ask thee once more. Die complacently for the sake of the world!" Hell no this isn't...
Do you want power?
And there we go.
"Yes of course. Now hurry up already!"
"I shall forgive thy earlier barbs then and remember thee as a noble soul who died so that the world might know peace." The angel takes a deep breath and her sword falls as if in slow motion. Well now you can...
Just like that? This is a really suspicious offer from a strange disembodied voice you know. Shouldn't you be a little more skeptical for a while at least? Treat this kind of thing more carefully. I bet you're the kind of guy who falls for email scams all the...
Goddamit; you throw yourself to the side, dodging her swing by a hair's breadth as the fancy angel sword slices through the piano behind you as easily as a knife through butter.
"Didst thy courage fail thee at the last minute?"
"I got it I got it. Anyway, I accept! Just hurry it up please. I don't exactly have all day you know."
Angel girl looks at you oddly, then adjusts her blade and charges, advancing faster than you thought was possible, faster than you can see, faster than you can think. Is this how you meet...
Darkness surges around you to meet her floating through the air like inky smoke, taking shape around you and blocking her attacks easily.
You pause to laugh melodramatically and cup most of your face with one hand.
"Mahahahahahahahahaha! Mahahahahaha! Thank you, you mooks, for being the sacrifice that let me show off my slumbering power!" Maybe you should tone the laught down a little, you really are coming across like a villain here. "Now, beg for mercy before the magnificent Hero and I may decide to spare those pitiful lives!"
The female angel's two more generic buddies (they even have face-concealing helmets!) take the opportunity to charge you, suddenly tolerable light flickering into swords. You don't really have a clue what you're doing, but that doesn't stop you from doing it anyway! Darkness congeals around you, shaping itself into a wall that easily stops both charging angels. A stray thought sends it rocketing forward, sending them flying back into the far wall. Both collapse bonelessly, leaving only the female angel leading them intact.
"As if bastards too generic to even get a single line of dialogue could possibly threaten me!" Shadows swirl and writhe around you, exploding out of control and tearing the music room apart.
"Fool! What hast thy done?" The angel flies backwards, attempting, and failing to escape the cyclone of darkness around you. Okay, maybe you should tone this down a little.... You have no clue how to stop. Well, no time to learn how like the present? Right.
[ ] What do?
[ ] Escalate?