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JJK - Sukuna the Helpful Menace

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SuperPulp2789 said:
It'd be rather ironic, that by NOT being a guy constantly showing off his strength and massacring people, he made more enemies than the canon one who did so
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Wild Transient said:
Depends on how egotistical someone was and if the victim to be is a peasant or not.
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Since every incarnated Sorcerer from that time we saw (minus Tenshi I guess) was a battle maniac or fucked in the head one way or another it isn't that hard
OG Sukuna said he never did anything wrong because everyone else was doing it so SIkuna could make enemies by simply defending himself or looking stronger than them
 
SuperPulp2789 said:
It'd be rather ironic, that by NOT being a guy constantly showing off his strength and massacring people, he made more enemies than the canon one who did so
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one thing that would make medieval Japan disproportionally angry beyond any reason was to make a country wide barrier that prevents parents from influencing who their sons and daughters were marrying, that would be such a mortal insult he would be hunted down to the ends of the earth

It's how tenegen was able to become so powerful, she can threaten that at any point, like the clan equivalent of mutually assured destruction, and explains why she kept sukunas mummified body
 
prussian-granadier said:
one thing that would make medieval Japan disproportionally angry beyond any reason was to make a country wide barrier that prevents parents from influencing who their sons and daughters were marrying, that would be such a mortal insult he would be hunted down to the ends of the earth

It's how tenegen was able to become so powerful, she can threaten that at any point, like the clan equivalent of mutually assured destruction, and explains why she kept sukunas mummified body
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TBF, arranged marriages were a thing virtually everywhere across the world

I think Europe considered it child abuse and irresponsible NOT to do so because they saw marriage as very much something to guarantee longterm survival
 
CrazyStar said:
I'm imagining the part with the first fingerbearer fight
But SI instead of fucking with Megumi he runs away to see how many times he can dine and dash before Yuji wakes up
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An unlimited number of times if you make it so sukuna is invisible to non-curse users even in yujis body,only a restaurant owned by a curse user/sorcerer would deal with it

He then dines and dashes on a restaurant that hikari owns, and we have the sukuna/hikari fight we always wanted
 
prussian-granadier said:
An unlimited number of times if you make it so sukuna is invisible to non-curse users even in yujis body,only a restaurant owned by a curse user/sorcerer would deal with it

He then dines and dashes on a restaurant that hikari owns, and we have the sukuna/hikari fight we always wanted
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To activate his technique/domain, Hakari needs his hands right?

Otherwise, I don't think he can do Reverse Cursed Technique or as easily

So as much as possible, Sukuna would keep his hands occupied
 
CrazyStar said:
I'm imagining the part with the first fingerbearer fight
But SI instead of fucking with Megumi he runs away to see how many times he can dine and dash before Yuji wakes up
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I want this to happen.

He just fucking bails and starts eating as much as possible rather than cause the usual murder shenanigans.

Fuji: my wallet!
Sukuna: you should try arguing for a better salary.
 
CrossyCross said:
I want this to happen.

He just fucking bails and starts eating as much as possible rather than cause the usual murder shenanigans.

Fuji: my wallet!
Sukuna: you should try arguing for a better salary.
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He skips in front of the line that people have been waiting hours for to enter

They know they can't do anything to him

He also insults a sou chef or two's cooking at one of those high class restaurants
 
SuperPulp2789 said:
He skips in front of the line that people have been waiting hours for to enter

They know they can't do anything to him

He also insults a sou chef or two's cooking at one of those high class restaurants
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He swipes the food of the other clients right before they start eating, finishes it with superspeed and places it back empty

If he ever pays, he does so with someone else's money
Megumi: Where did I put my wallet?

If he pisses off Hakari with his dine and dashing there's 50/50 of him fighting or him swithing with Yuji right as Hakari's fist is about to hit his face
 
CrazyStar said:
He swipes the food of the other clients right before they start eating, finishes it with superspeed and places it back empty

If he ever pays, he does so with someone else's money
Megumi: Where did I put my wallet?

If he pisses off Hakari with his dine and dashing there's 50/50 of him fighting or him swithing with Yuji right as Hakari's fist is about to hit his face
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Hakari might decide to keep up the fight, just because he's feeling pissed and Yuji hit back anyway in self defense

Sukuna then comments how this is "training" and watches from Yuji's own eyes


Sukuna explains "domain amplification" and tells him to just do it and how if you want to learn anything, you don't just read a book and memorize the lines again and again, you actually go and do it like a man

Though not sure if it would affect Hakari's technique or disrupt his immortality, as far as I can tell, he can't use Reverse Cursed Technique outside of his immortality
 
"...let me get this straight... your horrible rep is from sleeping with people's daughters?"
*Poses with his four arms*"What can I say, I'm exotic. You would be surprised how many women are into weird looking monsters."
*Gojo blinks*"Two faces, four arms....Do you have two dicks?"
*Yuji and Megumi cringe...Nobara leans forward in interest*
*Sukuna just smirks before disappearing*
 
Possible scenarios:

Sukuna meets takoba, everyone is freaking out about this guy having reality warping as a curse technique, and Si ukuna solves it in minutes with zero difficulty using jjk memes

his using yuji's body to dine and dash from every restaurant in Tokyo whilst he sleeps, until he goes to a place owned by hikari, fights him for a while, and then switches back when a punch is just about to land

Kenjako shows up and immediately imagines Sukuna is fucking with everyone mostly because the bit is priceless, and goes along with it, mostly because he honestly thinks people believing in sukuna being a hero in the past is honestly hilarious

him asking for the twins for a threesome in exchange for helping them avenge Geto, which is scummy but very in line with this sukuna

him hitting on shoko right after waking up from death

him dominating the Sumo guy and telling him how he basically invented sumo and how the rules were stupid and a modern invention, and that sumo was originally without rules, which is correct and would screw with him a lot
 
Cegorach said:
"...let me get this straight... your horrible rep is from sleeping with people's daughters?"
*Poses with his four arms*"What can I say, I'm exotic. You would be surprised how many women are into weird looking monsters."
*Gojo blinks*"Two faces, four arms....Do you have two dicks?"
*Yuji and Megumi cringe...Nobara leans forward in interest*
*Sukuna just smirks before disappearing*
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"I also slept with the wife of a visiting official all the way from China….okay that thing nearly caused an invasion fleet on "Wa" but I convinced them otherwise, somewhat and the ensuing loss of face was fixed by them answering that there was no way to deal with a natural disaster"
 
I want him to "accidentally " give motivational speeches to mai and maki about not letting their clan hold them back from their true potential and how their gender doesn't matter, only their will and cunning and ferocity.



Then he pauses after studying the two and goes "oh hey, twin heavenly restriction. I haven't seen that since the heian era." Then suggests a binding vow or trick to 'fix' their capabilities.

That or he kills one of them, captures the soul, then enlists kenjaku in resurrecting her to bypass the restriction. Then he just starts laughing about how they owe him for that while making finger guns and flirting.

That, or he makes a deal where he gets a twin threesome if he fixes it. And he goes through so much trouble for pussy. ("I want naked apron meals and the threesome goes for three days!")
 
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It's disappointing to know that Cursed Spirits and Sorcerers are mainly a Japan only thing

I'd expect for someone like Sukuna to have done some sight seeing

Get mistaken for a "demonic Janus" in Rome, fought a "dragon" in Britain, once met tall red haired Incans, get mistaken for one of the gods of India whilst over there trying out curry etc
 
SuperPulp2789 said:
It's disappointing to know that Cursed Spirits and Sorcerers are mainly a Japan only thing

I'd expect for someone like Sukuna to have done some sight seeing

Get mistaken for a "demonic Janus" in Rome, fought a "dragon" in Britain, once met tall red haired Incans, get mistaken for one of the gods of India whilst over there trying out curry etc
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It's not a japan only thing, it's just really rare because the rest of the world doesn't have a country wide barrier to make cursed energy more efficient. the ganesha curse spirit for example came from india
 
SuperPulp2789 said:
It's disappointing to know that Cursed Spirits and Sorcerers are mainly a Japan only thing

I'd expect for someone like Sukuna to have done some sight seeing

Get mistaken for a "demonic Janus" in Rome, fought a "dragon" in Britain, once met tall red haired Incans, get mistaken for one of the gods of India whilst over there trying out curry etc
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Also given the time period Sukuna is from his contemporaries in Japan would have been Abe no Seimei, Ashiya Douman, Tamamo no Mae,etc.

Surely he crossed paths with at least one of them.
 
Wild Transient said:
Also given the time period Sukuna is from his contemporaries in Japan would have been Abe no Seimei, Ashiya Douman, Tamamo no Mae,etc.

Surely he crossed paths with at least one of them.
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Disappointingly Tamamo No Mae incarnate was already shown, didn't do much when Geto summoned her and he was just using Uzumaki for one big energy attack

It still feels disappointing to see things isolated to a single nation
 
Wild Transient said:
Also given the time period Sukuna is from his contemporaries in Japan would have been Abe no Seimei, Ashiya Douman, Tamamo no Mae,etc.

Surely he crossed paths with at least one of them.
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To add to the list, there's the founder's of the three great clan's, minamoto no raikō, sakata no kintoki, shuten douji and from dialogue in the manga it seems sukuna met the yamato no orochi
 
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Fossilhunter said:
To add to the list, there's the founder's of the three great clan's, minamoto no taikō, sakata no kintoki, shuten douji and from dialogue in the manga it seems sukuna met the yamato no orochi
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I don't think it's been clarified if Sukuna had an extended lifespan

Jujutsu Sorcerers aside from Tengen and Kenjaku due to the nature of their techniques, don't seem to have a way to live longer

Even Satoru Gojo would have died of old age eventually if he wasn't killed in a fight

Course, he was the first guy to try out blowing up part of his brain and regenerating it with Reverse Cursed Technique

So perhaps it could eventually be used to break down and replace a body's cells and as such reverse the aging process


Sukuna might have had an inhuman body, but he was still human which was why he could use Positive Energy, he was likely a form of Heavenly Restriction, with his brother being eaten at the womb, he already gained his full power unlike Maki


Sukuna was likely afraid of death still, which was why he let Kenjaku affect his soul to do that technique which he copied
 
Idea: Sukunas greatest crime was stealing the Emperor's favorite exotic dish and then cucking him with his concubines.
 
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