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[RPG] KH: Hard Day's Knight 1.2

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AndrewJTalon said:
"I'm thinking maybe we want to stop the pointless war first?" Elasti-Girl suggested.

"Why?" One of the mercenaries shouted.

"Someone's going to get killed," Mr. Incredible commented. The engineer chuckled.

"That happens all the time, really," he said.

"What?" Asked Roxanne intelligently.

"We die. All the time. We come back," the Engineer explained.

"Oh come on," scoffed Roxanne. "That's complete-!"

One of the soldiers shot a blue clad skinny man with his rocket launcher. The boy exploded into gore, making Roxanne scream.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" Mister Incredible demanded.

"Just wait," the Engineer said, holding up a finger.
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"...I believe I'm going to have to get a good explanation before I smite your souls out of existence."
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"I'm thinking maybe we want to stop the pointless war first?" Elasti-Girl suggested.

"Why?" One of the mercenaries shouted.

"Someone's going to get killed," Mr. Incredible commented. The engineer chuckled.

"That happens all the time, really," he said.

"What?" Asked Roxanne intelligently.

"We die. All the time. We come back," the Engineer explained.

"Oh come on," scoffed Roxanne. "That's complete-!"

One of the soldiers shot a blue clad skinny man with his rocket launcher. The boy exploded into gore, making Roxanne scream.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" Mister Incredible demanded.

"Just wait," the Engineer said, holding up a finger.
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"Even if it's a demonstration why would you?"
 
A few moments later, the skinny man in blue ran up, good as new. He waved. "Hey!" He glared at the soldier. "You dick!"

"What?" The solder asked, shrugging.

"We're fighting a war right now, so if you would be so kind," the engineer suggested, gesturing to the exit.

"Why are you fighting?" Asked Elasti-Girl impatiently.

"Fer control over the Mann Corporation, o' course," a dark skinned man with an eyepatch said in a thick Scottish Brogue. "We've bin fightin' over it fer years! Gettin' brought back!"

"And getting paid better, every time!" The soldier said cheerfully.

"By who?" Elasti-Girl asked.

"By RED," the red soldier said.

"And BLU," the blue sniper explained.

"Except both of them are owned by Pine Industrial Complex," Mister Incredible said. "So, what are you fighting over?"

There was incredible silence. All of the mercenaries looked at one another. One of the soldiers raised his hand.

"Can we get a hint?" He asked.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
A few moments later, the skinny man in blue ran up, good as new. He waved. "Hey!" He glared at the soldier. "You dick!"

"What?" The solder asked, shrugging.

"We're fighting a war right now, so if you would be so kind," the engineer suggested, gesturing to the exit.

"Why are you fighting?" Asked Elasti-Girl impatiently.

"Fer control over the Mann Corporation, o' course," a dark skinned man with an eyepatch said in a thick Scottish Brogue. "We've bin fightin' over it fer years! Gettin' brought back!"

"And getting paid better, every time!" The soldier said cheerfully.

"By who?" Elasti-Girl asked.

"By RED," the red soldier said.

"And BLU," the blue sniper explained.

"Except both of them are owned by Pine Industrial Complex," Mister Incredible said. "So, what are you fighting over?"

There was incredible silence. All of the mercenaries looked at one another. One of the soldiers raised his hand.

"Can we get a hint?" He asked.
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Dipper's brow furrowed, at that name, had he heard that right?
"Wait... Pine Industrial Complex?"

Because it could be a coincidence... but what if it wasn't...
 
Valiant said:
Dipper's brow furrowed, at that name, had he heard that right?
"Wait... Pine Industrial Complex?"

Because it could be a coincidence... but what if it wasn't...
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"So you're telling us that we're not getting paid?" The skinny scout boy asked.

Mister Incredible shook his head. "No. Your boss is getting arrested for murder, terrorism, treason, assault, kidnapping..."

All of the mercenaries were looking at eachother nervously.

Roxanne frowned. "So, stupid question... Why are you guys... Er... Twins?"

"Teleporter duplicates," a man in a doctor's coat with glasses explained. "One for each side, after all!"

"Of course!" His twin explained, adjusting his own glasses.

"This just gets weirder and weirder," Elasti-girl muttered.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"So you're telling us that we're not getting paid?" The skinny scout boy asked.

Mister Incredible shook his head. "No. Your boss is getting arrested for murder, terrorism, treason, assault, kidnapping..."

All of the mercenaries were looking at eachother nervously.

Roxanne frowned. "So, stupid question... Why are you guys... Er... Twins?"

"Teleporter duplicates," a man in a doctor's coat with glasses explained. "One for each side, after all!"

"Of course!" His twin explained, adjusting his own glasses.

"This just gets weirder and weirder," Elasti-girl muttered.
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"After travelling different worlds and being stuck in an endless void of Darkness for Light knows how long, I find it hard to be surprised anymore." Konstantin said frankly.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"So you're telling us that we're not getting paid?" The skinny scout boy asked.

Mister Incredible shook his head. "No. Your boss is getting arrested for murder, terrorism, treason, assault, kidnapping..."

All of the mercenaries were looking at eachother nervously.

Roxanne frowned. "So, stupid question... Why are you guys... Er... Twins?"

"Teleporter duplicates," a man in a doctor's coat with glasses explained. "One for each side, after all!"

"Of course!" His twin explained, adjusting his own glasses.

"This just gets weirder and weirder," Elasti-girl muttered.
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"Oh, that makes perfect sense." Paul said, really not being as weirded out as he should be at this. The multiverse was weird and didn't care what he thought after all.
 
Zaravan Valiant dwennon

"So what you're saying is, we're not getting paid... So who outed the CEO?" Asked the Engineer. Mister Incredible and Elasti-Girl looked at one another. Mister Incredible then slammed his fist back over his shoulder, hitting a man in a balaclava in the face and knocking him away.

"That would be you then?" The Demoman asked.

The mercenaries all looked quite unhappy, to put it mildly.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
Zaravan Valiant dwennon

"So what you're saying is, we're not getting paid... So who outed the CEO?" Asked the Engineer. Mister Incredible and Elasti-Girl looked at one another. Mister Incredible then slammed his fist back over his shoulder, hitting a man in a balaclava in the face and knocking him away.

"That would be you then?" The Demoman asked.

The mercenaries all looked quite unhappy, to put it mildly.
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"Now that seems needlessly accusatory." Paul said, considering for a moment whether or not it'd be a good idea to hire these guys for something. He had capital, and they could do damage...but if that was all he needed, he also had ship mounted cannons.
 
dwennon said:
"Now that seems needlessly accusatory." Paul said, considering for a moment whether or not it'd be a good idea to hire these guys for something. He had capital, and they could do damage...but if that was all he needed, he also had ship mounted cannons.
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"Yeah? Well maybe you don't need yer damn head, either," the Scout threatened. "If we ain't gettin' paid!" He turned to Roxanne with a smile.

"But maybe we could be persuaded to take it easy if you go on a date with me?"

"No," Roxanne stated coldly.

"Kick their asses!" The Scout shouted.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"Yeah? Well maybe you don't need yer damn head, either," the Scout threatened. "If we ain't gettin' paid!" He turned to Roxanne with a smile.

"But maybe we could be persuaded to take it easy if you go on a date with me?"

"No," Roxanne stated coldly.

"Kick their asses!" The Scout shouted.
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Konstantin decided not to wait for an attack and decided to open up by pulping the Scout's head with a smack from his lightning-charged hammer.

After all, if they could respawn...

He didn't' need to hold back.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"Yeah? Well maybe you don't need yer damn head, either," the Scout threatened. "If we ain't gettin' paid!" He turned to Roxanne with a smile.

"But maybe we could be persuaded to take it easy if you go on a date with me?"

"No," Roxanne stated coldly.

"Kick their asses!" The Scout shouted.
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"I mean, I was considering on trying to hire at least some of you to cut off a fight before it happened. But if this is how it's gonna go, that's how it's gonna go." Paul said with a shrug, getting ready to fight.
 
Roxanne sighed. "Well, this isn't how I wanted to resolve this," she said.

Mr. Incredible charged into the fight, as the gunfire began. It bounced off his suit. Elasti-Girl was right behind him, stretching out to sow confusion amid the mercenaries.

The Demo-man began to shoot his grenades at them!
 
AndrewJTalon said:
Roxanne sighed. "Well, this isn't how I wanted to resolve this," she said.

Mr. Incredible charged into the fight, as the gunfire began. It bounced off his suit. Elasti-Girl was right behind him, stretching out to sow confusion amid the mercenaries.

The Demo-man began to shoot his grenades at them!
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Seeing the guy beginning to toss grenades, Paul pulled out a card and threw it at him. Charging it with the spell to turn into a frog. Keeping the counter for that magic at the ready just in case.
 
Zaravan said:
Konstantin decided not to wait for an attack and decided to open up by pulping the Scout's head with a smack from his lightning-charged hammer.

After all, if they could respawn...

He didn't' need to hold back.
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D20: 17

The Scout took the hit and flew back, as the rest of the mercenaries parted and began to attack from cover, even as Elasti-Girl and Mr. Incredible began to tear through them!
 
AndrewJTalon said:
D20: 17

The Scout took the hit and flew back, as the rest of the mercenaries parted and began to attack from cover, even as Elasti-Girl and Mr. Incredible began to tear through them!
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Raising his massive shield, he also summoned a bolt of Light to hit the Mercenaries that were hiding from behind cover, trusting in his Holy Armor to protect him.
 
dwennon said:
Seeing the guy beginning to toss grenades, Paul pulled out a card and threw it at him. Charging it with the spell to turn into a frog. Keeping the counter for that magic at the ready just in case.
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D20: 4

The spell did not seem to affect the Demoman, who resumed firing grenades. The Heavy hefted up his gatling gun and opened fire on Konstantin to try and pin him down!
 
AndrewJTalon said:
D20: 4

The spell did not seem to affect the Demoman, who resumed firing grenades. The Heavy hefted up his gatling gun and opened fire on Konstantin to try and pin him down!
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Gritting his teeth as a hail of deadly lead came his way, he planted down his feet and shield and hunkered down, minimizing as much as possible how much the Heavy could hit.
 
Zaravan said:
Gritting his teeth as a hail of deadly lead came his way, he planted down his feet and shield and hunkered down, minimizing as much as possible how much the Heavy could hit.
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D20: 6

The bullets seemed to bounce right off the enchanted shield. The bouncing grenades got around this, however!

D20: 4 + 6 = 10

The blasts stuck him from behind, trying to move him but his armor held!

The mercenaries were a very effective group, working together to keep away from Mister Incredible and Elasti-Girl. The sniper shot a bullet right at Roxanne, who was trying to call down a Thunder spell!
 
AndrewJTalon said:
D20: 6

The bullets seemed to bounce right off the enchanted shield. The bouncing grenades got around this, however!

D20: 4 + 6 = 10

The blasts stuck him from behind, trying to move him but his armor held!

The mercenaries were a very effective group, working together to keep away from Mister Incredible and Elasti-Girl. The sniper shot a bullet right at Roxanne, who was trying to call down a Thunder spell!
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Pointing at the Sniper, the others could see that he somehow became much easier to pick out amongst the chaos as a faint light rained down on him. Konstantin had Marked the crazed gunman, making him far easier to hit!

"Paul! Take him out!' The paladin called, even as he moved in front of Roxanne to take the bullet.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
D20: 4

The spell did not seem to affect the Demoman, who resumed firing grenades. The Heavy hefted up his gatling gun and opened fire on Konstantin to try and pin him down!
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Zaravan said:
Pointing at the Sniper, the others could see that he somehow became much easier to pick out amongst the chaos as a faint light rained down on him. Konstantin had Marked the crazed gunman, making him far easier to hit!

"Paul! Take him out!' The paladin called, even as he moved in front of Roxanne to take the bullet.
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Charging up another set of magic cards with the frog spell, Paul threw them at the marked target. Hoping that when the spell lands it'll turn the merc into a frog for a while.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
D20: 18

The sniper yelped in an Australian way as he turned into a frog!
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Letting out a sigh of relief, Paul charge up another card and waited for an opportunity to use the spell again on another one of the mercs. It'd take them out of the fight normal methods would probably not be able to.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
D20: 6

The bullets seemed to bounce right off the enchanted shield. The bouncing grenades got around this, however!

D20: 4 + 6 = 10

The blasts stuck him from behind, trying to move him but his armor held!

The mercenaries were a very effective group, working together to keep away from Mister Incredible and Elasti-Girl. The sniper shot a bullet right at Roxanne, who was trying to call down a Thunder spell!
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Seeing Konstantin could largely keep the lead weaponry under control Dipper leveled his keyblades tip at one of the next biggest threats after sniper rounds, explosives.

"Blizzard!"

Truthseekers tip took on a glowing blue tint before the Ice spell shot out from it, aiming for the Demoman's center mass or more specifically here his arms had grip on his weapon.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"You brave, armor man! I LIKE KILLING BRAVE MEN!" The Heavy bellowed, charging and bodily swinging his gatling gun like a club at Konstantin!
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And the two giants clashed, Konstantin moving to smash his own weapon at the foreign Mercenary. "Then let us fight, and see who is victorious!" He booms.
 
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