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Not Mom's Fault Quest [the rebooting]

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So Mom said that I should be able to make my own voices. Like Nursy is for Mom.

But I don't...
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So Mom said that I should be able to make my own voices. Like Nursy is for Mom.

But I don't think I'm doing it right yet.

Dad visited a bit ago, he had an Evildoer lollipop! It was super tastey but I could tell mom didn't want me to have it.

And Nursy took me away like when mom goes to work.

So we played with the ministers. I am getting better at staying small when I don't want to be big. I like giving Mr. 3:00 rides but I cant play hide and seek big.

When Nursy brought me back Dad was gone already, and mom was hiding it..but she was really angry.

She said I had to stay in my room. So here I am. Trying this psudo-partheno-genisis. Talking to my self until I answer.

guest@jasper.jadeheaven.earth.gov$ Starting meditation.sh
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Robotninja said:
So what does your Mom do?

How about your Dad?
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Mom does a lot of things. Like she kind of is our house? It always seemed to make sense, but now I'm supposed to be able to start doing the same thing and it just gets confusing, but I think talking to you is supposed help.

She is the Mansions of the Sun, but also rules the whole of Celestia. And that's not even including her 'job', which is mostly talking, and keeping the agents of Heaven on and near Earth from working at cross purposes, and organizing the war front. And of course she trains me and plays with me sometimes.

Dad just says that he is looking for something, says he doesn't have the right words for it, that he calls it 'something Eternal' but that's just words.

Who is Nursy?
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Nursy is my nurse! Or maybe caretaker is a better word? She only nurses me when I'm hungry or sick. ..

Which, I am hungry a lot, like all the time. .so. .

But anyway she is like you! Only for Mom. Like a part of her, like my fingers or my, well not my guts..or my sunspots..Mom says I am not supposed to talk about those. .even if they are funny, and she has them too!

Oh, how should I introduce you? I should tell Nursy that the meditation worked!
 
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Just tell her you have your own little chorus of shoulder angels!
 
We are just figments of your imagination
 
Nolrai2 said:
But devils are evil! Bad guys! Well and girls. English is annoyingly sexist sometimes.

They want to make the worlds even more unfair and painful and ugly! And don't think Heaven should be helping earth at all!
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Those are just angel lies! Us devils only want to help the world (if it helps ourselves). Angels want you to obey them and follow their rules without question. Devils are much more nice.
 
Mom let's me ask questions all the time. I still have to do what she says though. .and how would you know? Your not a real devil. Just like a ...a shoulder devil. Like a picture of a devil in my head.

Ohh..I see. Sneaky. I'm trying to trick myself. Because devils are sneaky and try to trick people.
 
MHLord said:
We are just figments of your imagination
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Well. .yeah? I guess. I mean I made you, so you are from my imagination, but other then calling yourselves angels and devils, w. hich might be sort of true even if you aren't real Imperators, you aren't ..fake. .just you know, part of me.
 
Nolrai2 said:
Mom let's me ask questions all the time. I still have to do what she says though. .and how would you know? Your not a real devil. Just like a ...a shoulder devil. Like a picture of a devil in my head.

Ohh..I see. Sneaky. I'm trying to trick myself. Because devils are sneaky and try to trick people.
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I wish I could claim credit for that, but that was all you. Also, your Mom is an angel?
 
Nolrai2 said:
Ohh..I see. Sneaky. I'm trying to trick myself. Because devils are sneaky and try to trick people.
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Yes, you're trying to trick yourself. Don't pay anyone claiming to be a devil any mind and definitely don't tell anyone that you've made a shoulder devil, okay? They might worry and there's no reason to.

You mention that your mother is the Mansions of the Sun, is that your house? Can you tell us a bit about it?
 
Darkened said:
Yes, you're trying to trick yourself. Don't pay anyone claiming to be a devil any mind and definitely don't tell anyone that you've made a shoulder devil, okay? They might worry and there's no reason to.
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"Mom does get really worried sometimes. Like if I don't feel hungry, or feel too hungry, or don't want to take a bath..or want to take a bath too much.."

You mention that your mother is the Mansions of the Sun, is that your house? Can you tell us a bit about it?
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Oh sure! Well, it has lots and lots of rooms, and lots of people like Nursy, or the three legged crows. (Do Crows really have two legs? How do they use them without falling over?)) The center is a blistering 15.7 MK, while the outer walls cool down to a chilly 5,000 K, but illuminate all of Celestia!

Mom keeps me and Nursy and others inside with tight hugs all the time, though she sometimes throws out great processions that arc out carried by her magnetic wings. Surrounded by the three legged crows.
 
What kind of games do you like to play? And have you ever wanted to see what the places outside the Sun are like?
 
Nolrai2 said:
Yep. The Angel of the Sun, Jade, the Invincible Sun, Guardian of the Earth, Thousand Handed Giver of Justice, Imperator of The Mansions of the Sun, She who Rises Anew Each Day, and Hero against Lucifer's Insurrection.
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Ahh, well, your Mom is a very special Angel, I was refereeing to the lesser angels.
 
Oh, I didn't tell you my name. Jasper Irinka, personal name first, family name last. I'm not sure if Angels in general have family names, not having parents and all but Mother has one. I don't know what it means or where it came from though..
 
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Oh, I didn't tell you my name. Jasper Irinka, personal name first, family name last. I'm not sure if Angels in general have family names, not having parents and all but Mother has one. I don't know what it means or where it came from though..
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Maybe you should ask your Mom about it?
 
Have you seen your mom get angry like she was before? I don't want to bring up anything hard to talk about, but it might be important.
 
Darkened said:
Have you seen your mom get angry like she was before? I don't want to bring up anything hard to talk about, but it might be important.
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No, not really. Dad has been coming by a lot less often then he used to, and he seems tense, worried about something. It must be something super scary to scare him.

It used to be he would spar with Mom and show off flashy moves for me. He's better at fighting then Mom is. Mom is still really awesome and way better then anyone else, and really really strong, but he is fast, and can do things like cut holes in space or Judo throw mom into last week.

BlackTitanOdin said:
What age are you, little one?
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9! My 9th novade is in 10 days!

Dark Ness said:
Maybe you should ask your Mom about it?
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I will! Oh, Nursy says it's time for etiquette lessons. Today we are going over how to address Svartalfar over tea. I have to pretend that Nursy is a Svartalfar of all sorts of different ranks, and then sometimes she is rude or clumsy on purpose, and I have to be polite but make clear my station.

It's hard but kind of fun too. Even if Mom and Nursy keep pushing and and pushing. I get tired and forget stuff and I am really not very good at it. There's just so many things to remember.

After that we practice what to say if I ever get lost, there's this big list of languages that I am supposed to learn how to request parole and ransom in.

Then it's time for sleep and I can talk to you guys again. Mom's not usually gone this long. She likes tucking me into bed myself. Her job must be extra hard this time. Probably a Devil or True God making trouble.
 
How long is a Novade, Little one, And Which world do live on?
 
We live in her mom, which is the Houses of the Sun, so I'm guessing 'world' is not the appropriate choice for where we're living.



Are you a star Jasper?

Can you ask Nursy why your parents are worried?
 
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