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One Giant Growth Spurt (ASOIAF Giant SI)

Do I play nice with Rhaella?

  • Yes. Go straight to Stepstones

    Votes: 9 17.3%
  • No. Attack Dragonstone

    Votes: 10 19.2%
  • Middle of the road. Work with her

    Votes: 21 40.4%
  • Dies in childbirth

    Votes: 12 23.1%

  • Total voters
    52
  • Poll closed .
Chapter 20: Look What We Found
Chapter 20: Look What We Found
284 AC: Rhaegar Targaeryan

The victory over the rebels tastes like bitter dust in my mouth, the knowledge of Visenya being taken has made every flavor the same. My rage burned while I faced the Lord Baratheon, but now it is boiling over.

My escort of five thousand follows me through the Mud Gate and I find it quite suprising how many citizens are just watching in silence. No cheers for breaking the rebel army await us and I can only dread what this means. How many more have you burned Father?

"I need you to bring my family back from Dragonstone." Keeping my voice level, I lock eyes with Ser Barristan who frowns back in concern.

The bold knight knows what is coming, but I haven't had time to confirm for which side he will stand. "You will have need of me when you confront your father." I can trust you with this at least, everything will be over by the time you return.

"Lord Commander Hightower is already waiting, he will be all the protection I need." I can let Elia go home to Dorne now, she should be happy finally. "Everything will be over soon. After this, it's just the Great Council left and the Realm will be at peace."

Making as straight of a path as these cramped streets allow, I notice an unusual amount of holes have been dug on each street. Is Father actually fixing the sewers, he has raved about for decades. Scowling at how many citizens look to be covered in the muck, I miss how many people seem to be holding clay containers.

The crowd follows us to the Red Keep, but at least now I can see some excited smiles gracing faces as they join the procession in droves. The bells even ring twice before going silent again, which means I need to make a donation to the Faith.

Most of my forces are sent to the barracks, for this I will only need a hundred of my best. With only Lord Randall Tarly beside me and my chosen behind us, the populace finally releases a roaring cheer when we enter the castle.

"Father!" I call out forcefully as we enter the throne room. "Your reign of terror is over, it is long past time for me to put the Realm back to a state of security!" Lord Tywin has been Hand before. If I release his heir… he can resume the daily duties, while I focus on the war to come.

"Finally ready to show you're traitor to your family?" Father shrieks at me from the Iron Throne, his rage making him look like a demon against the glow of green flames filling the braziers. "Hightower. Bring my son to me on his knees, begging for forgiveness!"

"I wish you had not forced this end my King, but I stand with you." Gerold draws his blade and levels it against my fuming father. "Your father is no longer fit to wear the crown I agree, but you promise he will live out the rest of his days in the holdfast?"

"I will not become a kin-slayer Lord Commander, he will-" I stop speaking when yelling is heard growing louder in the hallway we just entered.

One of the guards runs in to warn us, but he's gone before anything but a scream leaves his mouth. A ceramic pot smashes against him, before an explosion of Wildfire incinerates the man.

The mob pours into the room on mass and I lose count after two hundred enter. Nearly half have the deadly containers, while one of the men speaks for the crowd.

"We found your presents all over the city Your Grace," He roars fanatically, his matted hair covered in filth from the sewers. "But you gave us far to much of it, so we decided to return it!" As one entity the crowd heave their weapons.

Even though half or more of the clay pots are thrown in my father and I's direction, the rest shatter all across the room. Reach knights are engulfed in the emerald blaze before they can even raise a shield, with only Hightower keeping me from the same fate.

He tackles me behind a pillar that only barely survives it's own explosion, but my father gleefully welcomes his end. "And now I shall rise again stronger than even Balerion!" His cackles are suddenly silenced by over a dozen pots striking him at once.

"You need to get t-" Hightower's instructions are never completed, as the pillar falls on top of him with a sudden crack. When the ceiling crumbles and falls, I spread my arms and welcome the swift end a brick brings. I leave the hard part to you and your sisters, my sweet little Aegon. I pray you and Rhaenys find Visenya.




Jaime Lannister
The second we saw the green flame on the horizon, Queen Rhaella assumed the worst. Somehow the rebels rallied from Baratheon's death and pushed into the city. With this dread looming in all of us on Dragonstone, she sends us with the children to Dorne.

Darling Rhaenys isn't old enough to understand the doom the green smoke signals for her family, but Prince Viserys is aware something horrible has happened. With ten ships out of the Martell fleet, we left the island within the hour.

Once the tenseness of the first day is over, Viserys and Rhaenys each decide to explore our little fleet… separately of course. Releasing a snort at how easily the two can inflame the rage of the other, I'm just relieved Ser Darry is looking after Viserys on one of the other ships today.

I wave at Rhaenys on the boat on our left, while Prince Oberyn chases the acrobatic princess across the deck. I'm going to miss this. Sighing heavily at losing everything I've worked so hard for, I know this will ensure Father's compliance.

"Stop looking so glum Ser Jaime, otherwise Lady Ashara and I will have nothing pleasing to look upon." Princess Elia has a teasing smile on her face when I glance up in shock at her comment.

Beside her with a playful smirk of her own, Lady Ashara waves softly at me. "Yes just like that, you're much prettier when you smile."

I turn away and hope they lose interest soon, because I am not ready to deal with what going home really means for my future. I don't know what they're talking about, the waters around here are a breathtaking sapphire.

To maintain a balance between speed and stealth, Prince Oberyn directed our convoy right down the middle of the Narrow Sea. I can almost make out the coastline of the Stormlands to our left, but that's not what makes my stomach sink.

"Ironborn coming from the West!" I can see more sails in the fleet than our own, but thankfully we are not outnumbered more than two to one. My warning call is repeated on the other ships when they spot the incoming vessels, with half of the fleet moving to intercept and cover our escape.

"More approaching from starboard!" The Lady Ashara shrieks her own frantic warning, her shaking finger pointing East at nine more long ships.

"Make for Dorne!" I hear Prince Oberyn shout, as his own ship breaks ahead of the fleet. At least Rhaenys will get to Dorne, now to make sure we do as well. I snarl as an Ironborn ship slams into our own and eerily silent Reavers climb over the rail.

I dash towards Elia and grab her my arms, carrying her and Aegon right for the life boat at the back of the ship. "Ashara, this way!" She doesn't argue and follows with her own bastard in arm, but the shock of a second collision sends them crashing into the waters below.

"Ashara!" While the Princess screams in my ear, I can do nothing more than kick a barrel onto it's side and roll it into to sea.

"We have to go, the ship is nearly lost!" I hiss at her and miraculously find the life boat still in place. "I will protect you and Prince Aegon, but I cannot do that here."

She nods slowly and I put her down on shaking feet, before lowering the small rowboat to the waves. "Alright, you go first and I'll pass you the Prince."

As I row us through the chaos, I can only thank the Seven we aren't seen by the Ironborn. I'm forced to steer us East and ignore the dying screams all around me. My heart sinks when I recognize the terror filled cries of Prince Viserys, but Ser Darry's shout of defiance is the last I hear of that battle.


...

Viserys Targaeryan
When Ser Darry screams at the Ironborn and cleaves the first's hand from his body, I start to hope everything will be okay. But that relief crashes down around me when the Reaver doesn't stop fighting.

The man I will soon learn is called Euron Greyjoy, he just shoves his bloody stump in my guardian's mouth. "You want my blood so bad King's guard, you can choke on it!"

Euron howls madly as Ser Darry bites down on the stump, only to stab the brave knight in the side. "Yes… tell the Drowned God I sent you to his halls, if you can remember before he shreds your soul that is."

Growing weak from blood loss, Ser Darry cannot fight back as he is wrapped tightly by a chain. Euron lifts my last hope by his cloak and drags him to the edge of the ship.

"Don't worry, I'll take good care of the Sea Dragon here." My captor snarls cruelly. "The crows led me here and I'd say this was a pretty good catch. I got me a claim to the Kingdoms now."

He pushes the dying knight overboard and I don't show my fear, instead remaining defiantly silent. This seems to amuse Euron though and he begins to pat my head… far too hard to be comforting.

"We're going to get along just fine little Prince, you already seem to know rule one." He smiles cruelly and I try to ignore the dying everywhere. "If you can keep up this silence, I might even let you keep that pretty little tongue."​
 
Sapphire waters ? would Jaime meet baby Brienne ?
Aside from that - Viserys would be mad anyway,so Euron as teacher would not made him worst.
Interesting,who would get Ashara.And Tarly family led by Sam...poor boy.And poor family.
 
I was hoping you liked the omake I wrote. Though it seems Euron's suicide mission didn't pan out.

my sweet little Aegon. I pray you and Rhaenys find Visenya.

Well at least Varys didn't set the entire city up. From the sounds of the mud pits there are fire breaks so only the Red Keep should go up.

I dash towards Elia and grab her my arms, carrying her and Aegon right for the life boat at the back of the ship. "Ashara, this way!" She doesn't argue and follows with her own bastard in arm,

Why is Ashara's baby there? I mean there is no reason to take little Brandon with them on a dangerous mission.


Being close to your son is just a stupid reason to go near a wildfire having maniac.

Tarth sided with the rebels in cannon didn't it?

When Ser Darry screams at the Ironborn and cleaves the first's hand from his body, I start to hope everything will be okay. But that relief crashes down around me when the Reaver doesn't stop fighting.

In reality loosing a hand should make him fight less ably, as blood loss is something hard to deal with. Not to mention human mouths are nasty things.

2) Also I take it Euron is now the man on high with a devil in his eye and a golden hand Im told.
 
The man I will soon learn is called Euron Greyjoy, he just shoves his bloody stump in my guardian's mouth. "You want my blood so bad King's guard, you can choke on it!"

Well Euron is going to die to a nasty infection, or at least get beddriden for months.

Before modern times and toothbrushes and toothpaste and similar things human mouths were one of the most filthy places on human body, full of bacteria, decying food and parasites.

There are literal horror stories of people that were bitten during medival or ancient fights by their enemies, infection was paracticaly certain without desynfection, painful and almost always fatal.

Hell, I remember one story of a medival warrior cutting the head of a defeted enemy, after killing him he decided to gloat and cut of his head then start to wave it around laughing and roaring, at least till he accidentialy smashed the head on his bare thigh and the teath cut his skin open.

He died shortly after from that one simple cut, and become a cautionary tale for gloating and arrogance.

So Euron sticking his beleeding stump in someones mouth?

Its straight up suicide.
 
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Let's see.
Amazing Omake! Snip
You are very spot on to why Euron's brothers and dad are elsewhere. You had a lot more very close than I expected

I was hoping you liked the omake I wrote. Though it seems Euron's suicide mission didn't pan out.
I freaking love it. If it was show Euron, 100% would have gone that way.

Well at least Varys didn't set the entire city up. From the sounds of the mud pits there are fire breaks so only the Red Keep should go up.
I really wanted to do something new. The city either blows up or is saved. I wanted the citizens to be the ones overthrowing the Dragons.

Why is Ashara's baby there? I mean there is no reason to take little Brandon with them on a dangerous mission.
Being close to your son is just a stupid reason to go near a wildfire having maniac.
When they saw King's Landing burning green. Rhaella had about 1/5th of the fleet take the kids and Elia to Dorne for safety, while Rhaella and Lewyn stayed on Dragonstone. Ashara was just trying to get back to Starfall.

Tarth sided with the rebels in cannon didn't it?
Yes and Brienne's older brother Galladon dies in 284 AC drowning after the Rebelion when he was finally allowed back in the water/the Redwyne fleet was gone.

In reality loosing a hand should make him fight less ably, as blood loss is something hard to deal with. Not to mention human mouths are nasty things.

2) Also I take it Euron is now the man on high with a devil in his eye and a golden hand Im told.
In reality yes. But Euron has some dark magics protecting him.

I always liked Hook from 'Hook', with his whole case of different hook hands.

Damned Bird Fucker doing what he does best, fucking up.
I kind of took Bran (stark) off the table, I guess Bloodraven needed someone else for his revenge on me.

Sapphire waters ? would Jaime meet baby Brienne ?
Aside from that - Viserys would be mad anyway,so Euron as teacher would not made him worst.
Interesting,who would get Ashara.And Tarly family led by Sam...poor boy.And poor family.
Jaime is going East, Ashara will be washing up on shore.
Viserys is just valuable enough, he should be spared most of Euron's evil.
Sam is really going to have a hard time living up to his dad now.


Well Euron is going to die to a nasty infection, or at least get beddriden for months.
Only reason he even has a semi realistic chance is being on the ocean and having abundant Saltwater. He'll definitly be bedridden for a few months though. Because he's book Euron, he does have those Dark magic's keeping him going as a non realistic reason.
 
Euron,if he survive,would get hook.Like every proper pirate should.He need now wooden led,lost one eye,parrot and hat with skull and bones.
Well,Duke should told him so if they ever meet.
Something like :
hook is OK,but you do not have eyepath,wooden leg and parrot,so you are no real deal !

Jokes aside - Ashara would be on Tarth - her baby could meet Brienne there,not that they would remember that.But - could be used in future by author for whatever reason he need.
 
I always liked Hook from 'Hook', with his whole case of different hook hands.

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Actually was going for Parvos Granum.

Revanant hyper predatory capitalist who traffics with unknown magics on a quest for ultimate self glorification.

And the new hand will be magical of some kind and likely cursed.

The fact that everything i just said fits Parvos or Euron kinda closes the deal.

Bonus when he fucks with Theon, Asha will be off and out for his blood singing sleeping in the cold below.

And that song really fits the iron born.
 
Chapter 21: Big Dreams
Chapter 21: Big Dreams
284 AC: Dok Tur

The water is frigid around my body, but I ignore the temperature and dive deeper. The shimmering of the moon above rapidly fades as I propel myself down into the inky blackness of the depths.

Each powerful thrust of my tail causes my streamlined body to glide through schools of panicked fish. When I lose reach the dark waters, I suddenly know what to do and kind of… squeak out a series of high pitched giggles.

The sound waves bounce off of objects and creatures alike, showing me just how much life is really in these frozen waters. I know that nothing in my territory is larger than me, but some of my prey is truly vicious.

Sea lions gracefully gulp down schools of salmon who have been chased upwards by my plunge. But my target is this new challenger to my seas. Locking on to the squishy mass nearly as large as myself, I point my tusk downwards and charge.

The kraken has it's tentacles wrapped tightly around a juvenile sea dragon, which leaves it exposed to my strike. Crashing into my dinner with all of my weight, I feel my tusk pierce it's soft body and chomp down on the tentacles now grasping for my face.





Gasping for air as I wake in a confused panic, I find myself suddenly back in the Haunted Forest. No monster is trying to drown me and I have all of my correct limbs back.

"What the Hells the matter with you?" Maege growls when my freak out wakes her.

"I thought I was drowning… sorry." I'm forced to admit with an embarrassed snort.

Now that it's obvious the rest of us are getting up, Mance chimes in from his place watching the cave entrance. "It's called a dream. Thought you had had those before, or was this 'Bluedream' to much for you?"

"He doesn't swim very good, his armor is full of wood for a reason." My cheeky little squire pipes up, eager to receive the hearty guffaw from Maege.

"Well if you're all awake, we'd better get moving before Fourskins finds us in his territory." Mance douses the fire and kicks Blackears into action. "Go saddle the horses and be quick about it."

"The Baron and his bitches have killed any man who comes too close to his keep," Growls Jeor, almost like he's attempting to out grizzle his sister. "Maybe we should leave you with them Maege."

"Jarlessa Mormont is going to be taking command of my grizzly girls, but they'll be going with her South to Claw Island." My casual remark has Mance and Jeor go still. "I told you my son was getting things ready for me… Baron Tormund Giantsbabe is he don't ya know." I swear I told the Watch when I passed through the Wall on my way South.

Jeor just snorts in amusement. "Any man steps foot on the island and they'll likely lose their manhood."

"Not friends, but those I'm told are rare in the South." She agrees with a smirk that makes Duncan begin the go a shade paler.

"It's not to late to request my land be in the Stepstones… is it?" Ser Lipps eventually manages to mutter out a reply.

"A dozen major islands outside of Essos' control and about thirty smaller ones less than ten miles across." With most of those being only a mile or two and barely able to sustain a single village of a few hundred. "I was already planning on having you as one of my neighbors."

A lone wolf howls in the distance, but we ignore it when no answer comes by the time Blackears returns. "Let's go, looks like a storm is starting to kick up."

The seven humans all stiffly mount up and gracefully allow me to break the trail for them. Overhead and owl hoots out and I catch the scent of a shadowcat stalking us.

"Arm yourselves." I barely have time to get the words out and suddenly the force of the winds triple. The cat's scent is lost to me and I can barely make out dozens of large black shapes flying among the snow.

"Get them off of me!" Blackears is swarmed by the birds I can barely make out is a murder of crows. Some peck at his face and hands, but most of the larger than average flock grabs his clothing with their talons.

Giggling in the canopies of the nearby trees has me grow angry. The Children want revenge it seems, I'm going to have to show them why that is a horrible idea. Like when I spooked the horses and made my intentions clear with Teddy, I force all of my rage into an earsplitting bellow.

The crows scatter as my force of will overwhelms them and Blackears drops into the snow with a painful thud. Grabbing my maul, I start to cleave pine trees clean in half with only a single swing.

"It's the Squirrel People!" I guess they took my slander personally… oops.

Varamyr Fourskins charges at us on a massive elk, slightly larger than even the one whose antlers are in my helm. On either side of him is a normal sized wolf and ferocious black shadowcat, both dashing forth with savage hunger in their eyes. Above him his owl has rallied the crows for a second attempt and they start to dive for my face.

I'm forced to resort to wild flailing of my arms to defend myself… and maybe the occasional chomp on the tasty birds. I don't see Blackears fall, but I do smell his blood and bowels when his throat is torn out by the wolf. This nose is not always a benefit, marching with an army really hammered that fact home every time the wind blew past the latrines.

Duncan's screech of pain is muffled by the blood pouring into his mouth. The shadowcat managed to score a deep slash on his mouth, nearly tearing both lips from the Vale knight's face.

Resolute like a dog guarding it's master, Sandor Clegane brings his horse between the distracted Maege and the charging Varamyr. The antler's of the elk pierce his stallion's throat, but my squire slams his armored fist into the beast nose as he falls.

He rolls like he learned on the ship with Mors and is back on his feet before Varamyr is ready. Roaring with desperate fury, Sandor drives his sword through the Skinchanger's back.

As soon as the one controlling the beasts is dead, most of his beasts go crazy and try to flee. The wolf though, goes right for a stunned Sandor.

"Not finished yet little Hound, don't slip up now." Returning her earlier save, Maege brings her mace down hard on the wolf's skull. Instantly ending Varamyr before he has a chance to regain control of anymore animals.

"Mine now!" My bellowed words carry power I still don't fully understand and crashes against the animals still drawing breath in the clearing I made.

The shadowcat is at once sliding between my legs like a kitten eager for scratches, while the Owl lands promptly on my antlered helm. The elk with the bloody muzzle is last to approach, still skittish from Sandor's attack. Well I guess that makes you Rudolph.

Even as the crows scatter to the winds and the scent of the Children vanishes, I already feel a kinship forming with the beasts. Let's see, are you a boy or a girl? I grab my cat by the scruff of the neck and lift it up for a closer look.

When I learn he's a boy, I start to consider names. While I guess I'll call you Salem and give you to Cersei… She is kind of a witch.

Which means I need a name for you. I cross my eyes in thought as I consider an appropriate name. You aren't a snowy owl, which means Hedwig is out… so how about Hoothoot? I roll the name over in my mind and smile.


...


"You doing alright Duncan?" I whisper to the knight being cradled in my arms and he gives me a look of pained annoyance. "Yeah, stupid question. Forget I asked."

With no horse, Sandor is now riding Rudolph in circles around us in the snow. "Why haven't people trained more stags for war? A mount that can stab someone is incredible!" He doesn't seem the slightest bit disturbed at how close the blood stains on the antlers was to being his own.

"We're inside the Baron's territory now," Mance warns us all with a hushed voice. "I really hope your 'son' is happy to see you."

I can smell the women watching us approach the keep, only to be shocked by how many uunique smells I find ahead of us. I can count over eighty new huts constructed, with a new second wall joining this village to the keep.

"Must be almost five hundred people here and I've only seen a handful of men." Jeor's voice is gruff, but he accepts the flower from a little girl with a tender smile. "Lot more kids than I would have expected, at least a hundred of the scamps are running about."

"You related?" Maege points to a shocking sight. Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun is very carefully tossing giggling children into a pile of fresh snow.

I don't have a chance to answer, as the familiar voice of Tormund echoes across the village. "About damn time you got back here!"

He waves off his female guards and charges right for me. My companions tense but I just catch Tormund in one hand when he leaps at me.

"You have to take the women with you!" He hisses desperately in my ear. "I'm only one man… I can't keep up with the demand anymore. I had to start stealing men on our raids a few moons ago, but the Amazons kill any who aren't up to their standards."

 
Euron,if he survive,would get hook.Like every proper pirate should.He need now wooden led,lost one eye,parrot and hat with skull and bones.
Well,Duke should told him so if they ever meet.
Something like :
hook is OK,but you do not have eyepath,wooden leg and parrot,so you are no real deal !

Jokes aside - Ashara would be on Tarth - her baby could meet Brienne there,not that they would remember that.But - could be used in future by author for whatever reason he need.
Well he's got the crows following him, some can speak like parrots and he could give it Shade of the Evening, dye it blue.
So it's the peg leg and hat he needs.

Or Ashara might just be stuck for a while. Tarth is an island, she won't be able to walk back to dorne by herself.

Actually was going for Parvos Granum.

And that song really fits the iron born.
Oh that really does fit. Hadn't heard of it before.
 
I had to start stealing men on our raids a few moons ago, but the Amazons kill any who aren't up to their standards."

1) Wow you turned Tormund Giantsbane into the hentai salary man protag from slutgirl.

He literally was drained half to death by the titular character and her friends.

2) Good riddance to Varymr. He didn't really add much to the free folk.

Good to see you are a warg. Remember to train the other wargs to read and write so you can send messages.

3) its possible that it was a meteor that destroyed hard home. So don't forget to have Orel or another bird warg]

look for an impact site. Having your own star metal sword or 2 couldn't hurt.


So it's the peg leg and hat he needs.

Dont forget you have lots to play with. Pirate style goes from Jarl Axle (dnd) to Jack Sparrow or even Kull and Conan.

Just remember Euron is a magic pirate. So its ok if one of his false limbs or eyes can move on its own. Just so long as a cursed item is somewhere around.

Euron is cool and all but he should suffer a bit for being a psycho pedo kinslayer.
 
1) Wow you turned Tormund Giantsbane into the hentai salary man protag from slutgirl.

He literally was drained half to death by the titular character and her friends.
Tormund might technically be in charge, but don't let the Amazons hear him saying that. One of the few things I liked in season 8, was Tormund being into Brienne, so I'm taking a bit of that.

2) Good riddance to Varymr. He didn't really add much to the free folk.

Good to see you are a warg. Remember to train the other wargs to read and write so you can send messages.
Yeah Varamyr is just horrid. He's neat, but that's really it.

At least some easily recognizable symbols for codes.
3) its possible that it was a meteor that destroyed hard home. So don't forget to have Orel or another bird warg]

look for an impact site. Having your own star metal sword or 2 couldn't hurt.
I am so happy someone suggested this. It's one of my main stops. because of 'Cold Iron',
One of the four possibilities is being meteorite iron. One possiblity is retaining it's magnetic properties while forging at low temps. the third is just forging with no fire and no carbon for an all iron metal. Or it's just fancy words for all steel, since forged metal isn't natural it hurts fae (it's not this because others shatter castle steel.)

Dont forget you have lots to play with. Pirate style goes from Jarl Axle (dnd) to Jack Sparrow or even Kull and Conan.

Just remember Euron is a magic pirate. So its ok if one of his false limbs or eyes can move on its own. Just so long as a cursed item is somewhere around.

Euron is cool and all but he should suffer a bit for being a psycho pedo kinslayer.
Good idea not to limit myself.

Oh he will, I made sure he wouldn't enjoy this win for a few weeks/months.


Our boy is a Leviathan. (Leviathan melvillei)
As soon as I decided on Euron/Viserys, I knew what the first Warg dream needed to be for all that hidden meaning dreams should have.
 
It's one of my main stops. because of 'Cold Iron',
Of course there is option 5.

Its magic. Just the fact that a meteor is not from this earth or combined with the fact it was on fire and flying through the air or that a part of it broke of and detonated in the air like a small nuke "sacrificing" a few ten thousand wildlings.

I mean Valerian steel is forged but it works because its magic, specifically fire and human life magic.

The other choices let any old iron work on the ice fey. Also takes away the power you gain as a provider of anti other weapons. Plus having a star steel sword like Dawn is much cooler than an iron sword that will keep warping after every fight.

And remember that meteorite could be as large as 60 tons. Look up the largest found meteorite. This is in my story as well.

And the smith,tools and charcoal would be gladly provided by Winterfell. Donald Noye would give his other arm for a chance to forge a new Dawn.

Just imagining Bobby B swinging a star metal hammer gives me goosebumps.

2) And I wasn't aware you can forge iron without fire. I knew bronze age people found meteorites and used their low temp bronze forges to make star metal jewelry and tools.
 
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Of course there is option 5.

Its magic. Just the fact that a meteor is not from this earth or combined with the fact it was on fire and flying through the air or that a part of it broke of and detonated in the air like a small nuke "sacrificing" a few ten thousand wildlings.

I mean Valerian steel is forged but it works because its magic, specifically fire and human life magic.

The other choices let any old iron work on the ice fey. Also takes away the power you gain as a provider of anti other weapons. Plus having a star steel sword like Dawn is much cooler than an iron sword that will keep warping after every fight.

And remember that meteorite could be as large as 60 tons. Look up the largest found meteorite. This is in my story as well.

And the smith,tools and charcoal would be gladly provided by Winterfell. Donald Noye would give his other arm for a chance to forge a new Dawn.

Just imagining Bobby B swinging a star metal hammer gives me goosebumps.

2) And I wasn't aware you can forge iron without fire. I knew bronze age people found meteorites and used their low temp bronze forges to make star metal jewelry and tools.
Everyone remakes Valyrian steel and I'll be honest. I have 0 idea how to actually do that. Cold Iron and it's anti Other/Children uses is something I can at least attempt.

Since I know normal steel fails, I try forging Iron with no fire (Geothermal heating to warm it enough that a giant/press can hammer it) and if you have a way, deep sea pressurized thermal vent forging..

Then I try low temp forging and focus on the magnetism.



I'm glad you also thought to use a meteor, I find it odd how only house Dayne used one. I can't reveal much more. I'll need a star metal Anchor/grapple/morningstar.
I agree, anyone would work the metal for basically free.

2: Pressure + force (giant/machine press), geothermal heating, and deep see vent forging. are really the only ways to forge without fire. Although I have a magic/science/aclhemy on how to do it with lightning.

Iron with less carbon and more soft metals or those found after a meteor impact and are still warm can be low temp forged.
 
Also a iron club or rod would do just fine for the rank and file. No real need to make a fancy sword.

And if you want to get disrespectful just have folks carry some star iron dust. When the Other gets to posing and goes to parqour fight toss it in his face. And be like.

"Denied!"
 
Chapter 22: Everyone Deserves Applause
Chapter 22: Everyone Deserves Applause
284 AC: Dok Tur

"Do you intend to catch yourself one of every damn beast?" Tormund grumbles in shock when Salem nudges his hand for pets. "And what happened to Teddy and the pups?"

I shrug at the suggestion and know I'm at least going to be doing this to the sheep Mors brings with him. Unruly hell-beasts will need magic to tame them, I have no idea how anyone actually takes care of them. Shepherds are the true champions and I have no desire to be taken down like Goliath.

"Every kid should have a pet, so I gave him to your sister."

"She's doing alright?" He looks uncaring, but I can smell his desperation for an answer. I don't know why it smells so strongly, but it's a stench that reeks like skunk.

Grinning down at my son – who I am having no difficulty thinking of as such – I nod enthusiastically. "Osha stole herself a Stark and is already working on securing her claim with a child." I don't think Ned would have issue with the marriage, but at least she has some insurance now.

"Of course she did," He snorts happily and the stench he was exuding vanishes. "We taught her right." Well you did… I really only had a couple months to impart my wisdom on her.

"He stole these critters from Fourskins." Mance shares a grin with Tormund. "Shouldn't have to deal with raids from his lands anymore."

"Damn fools!" One of the Amazons barks angrily at us. "Now we got to go claim his villages, or it'll be chaos for months!"

"Thane Sandor here is the one who slew Varamyr," The scraggly haired blonde woman blinks in shock at my claim. "Shouldn't he go with you and steal his own people?" Sandor will need a power base of his own after all, since he's so insistent on never stepping foot again in Clegane Keep.

Grinning down at the stunned teen, Maege speaks for the silent Sandor. "When did this happen and what exactly do these titles you keep throwing around mean?"

"He saved a Lady by killing a wanna be King beyond the Wall, I'd say that earns him a title." Drawing my massive maul that I'm now calling 'Timber', I tap Sandor on each shoulder. "I wanted to do this with a proper crowd, everyone should be cheered for at least once in life."

"In the name of Thor the Warrior I charge you to face your fears," Everyone begins to crowd around this strange new ceremony I have begun. "In the name of Father Odin I charge you to guide those under your care."

"By Mother Frigga's name I charge you to defend the young and innocent alike." That's one vow I see no need to alter. "In Maiden Freya's name I charge you to protect those society gives less power." It's not just the women on Planetos who need help after all.

Alright, now comes the part where I make up the last three oaths entirely. "Under the name of the Smith Baldur I charge you to always strive for self improvement, in both body and mind." The Norse don't really have smiths in the pantheon, they get mortals and Dwarves to do it for them. I guess the God of the Wisdom with the most impressive ship ever built is close enough.

"In the Crone Idun's name I charge you with giving dignity to the infirm and elderly." I'm basically bringing the Giants South to Florida for the winter, so let's see if retirement age and some form of healthcare can actually become a thing in my lands. Healthy people can fight better after all.

"In the name of the Stranger…" I only mouth the name Hela silently. "I charge you to be honest for the reasons you kill. Mercy, protection, justice, and vengeance are all worthy causes… but never for selfish vindication shall you draw a weapon and so shall you punish those who do." But go ahead and poison Gregor if that's really what you need to do, I've already charged you to think for yourself.

The Amazons cheer and Thane Sandor blushes like a ruby. Maege however is the only one not satisfied.

"That was interesting I admit, but it still doesn't answer my question." She scowls at me with intense frustration that even makes me nervous.

"He's kind of a knight," Sandor looks furious when I say that, but his expression sort of mellows by the end of my explanation. "But we actually deal with our oath breakers… harshly."

"And what does that make me?" She really isn't letting go of this.

I shrug and relent, if only so she'll leave me in peace. "Jarls are Lords and Jarlessas are Ladies, but we don't hold no difference on what's between your legs up here. Everyone does all the work or dies… except who pops out the babe and who plants the seed of course."

"Of course we don't care, it's so cold we all look the same when pissing." The blonde Amazon I will learn is named Griselda, teases a suddenly embarrassed Tormund.

I ignore the byplay aside from letting a smirk grow large on my lips. "I just added the Essa for the Southern weirdos who think it matters." Duncan scowls, but is forced to let Desmond defend his honor due to his bandages.

Ser Grell however proves he does have some insight in his rather square shaped noggin. "If I think this has all been straight from a children's tale since you arrived in Riverrun, I can only imagine how odd we must seem to you."

"Speaking of stealing people," I call out to the Freefolk women. "Jarlessa Maege Kodiak shall lead you now my Amazons. Bring her and Thane Sandor Komainu to these villages of Varamyr's, show him how to claim his people." Naming her new line after the fiercest bears and Sandor's after the lion-dogs is strangely fitting.

"Bring the Ser Grell with you, he should see this as well." He's going to have to, if he wants to rule the lands I give him effectively. "Duncan has earned some rest though." My words are a relief to the mauled Ser Lipps, who is lead into the keep for care.

As my party is lead off by Griselda, I peer over at my fellow Giant. "How did you get him to follow you?"

"Wun Wun is a vegetarian and kind of a runt," Admits Tormund casually as we approach the Giant I can now tell is almost five feet shorter than me. "Found him and his herd getting messed with by some Children, we chased them off and he's stuck with us for nearly five moons now."

"His herd?"

"He has seven mammoths we keep down by the river, so they don't keep getting spooked by the little ones running about." That is going to be very useful. "The cheese sure has a damn strong taste, but it keeps ya going all day."

I glance back down to a very proud Tormund. "I'm going to need you to get some sleighs built for us, otherwise it'll be impossible to move all the children safely in winter."

"We've had a few attacks by the dead, but they really don't like water." Tormund starts pointing to the far side of the village. "We had Wun Wun dig a trench and fork the river around us. Haven't had a problem since he finished."

"His Tribe took the rest of them North with Mag the Mighty," He continues filling me in. "It sounded like Mag is going to talk to the Giants near the Thenns, or maybe he said he was going to have them eat you… I'm not really sure, I'm still learning how you big guys speak."

"We aren't all guys you know." He looks dubious, so I explain with a casual shrug. "We're all so hairy you just can't tell. Our females don't really have big chests either, the fat is better served in the rest of the body for insulation."

Eleven girls of various ages confront us and I can kind of recognize the as Craster's wives. The oldest who is nearly twenty stands firm with her hands on each hip.

"We've had enough of a father making us his wives thank you." Her sisters all share the firm scowl of determination. "So we've decided that it's best if you stay our Goodfather, Tormund is enough for us."

"Well alright..." I stare at them all in pride. "If you think it's for the best."

My son decides now is a good time to say something stupid. "Don't I get a say in this?"

"No!" I hear over fifty voices yell out as one and Tormund cowers behind my leg.

"Was worth a try."

I ignore his whining and smile at the girls. "As long as you lot are still family… you best each be naming a kid after me."

 
Also a iron club or rod would do just fine for the rank and file. No real need to make a fancy sword.

And if you want to get disrespectful just have folks carry some star iron dust. When the Other gets to posing and goes to parqour fight toss it in his face. And be like.

"Denied!"
I do have plans to market the best flesh/hunting arrows with dragon glass.
 
Also a iron club or rod would do just fine for the rank and file. No real need to make a fancy sword.

And if you want to get disrespectful just have folks carry some star iron dust. When the Other gets to posing and goes to parqour fight toss it in his face. And be like.

"Denied!"
Fae do not liked iron,and since Others are kind of ice Fae,they should not like it,too.
It seems,that SI warged in Moby Dick.I hope,that he could control it.Warging into dragons would be useful,too,if somebody manage to tatch them.SI knew was is needed,but he still need Targeryn to perform the deed.
 
Chapter 23: Different Points of View
Chapter 23: Different Points of View
284 AC: Renly Baratheon

Stannis makes me leave my meal half finished when the guardsmen enters suddenly. Standing promptly he offers Lysa his arm with a small smile just barely visible before it's gone again. He seems even more nervous than he was during the siege and he wasn't scared at all that whole time.

"Your father's party has been sighted, we should be ready to greet them." He leads us straight to the courtyard, but doesn't protest when I grab a last slice of cheese for the walk. Since the wedding he really has been happier, I wonder why he goes to bed so much earlier now though?

I thought she was going to be mean, but she let me cry when I was scared Stannis was going to die. All three times the Tyrell army attacked our walls, she just held my hand and promised that Stannis could be strong for all three of us right now.

Lysa keeps telling me stories about her brother Edmure and I can't wait to meet him. We don't have anyone else my age here and Stannis says it's not right to play with the small folk. Maybe her uncle can train Edmure and I to both be great knights, so next time I can protect Lysa with my brother.

Waiting in the courtyard since the first roosters called the day's beginning, Patchface see's us approach and eagerly greets us. "Lord's and Lady Baratheon or as they call you under the sea, King and Queen of the Storm." His smile is lopsided as he hops on one foot, only to start stomping the mud underfoot with rapid wet squelching.

"And who else is here but the Storm Prince and the little growing squall." He points to Lysa's belly and giggle like maiden. "She's early by years this I know."

"Keep that madness to yourself, we must make a good impression with Lord Tully." Stannis promptly hisses at the fool, who does stop his stomping with a sad sigh. Lysa however has a strange look on her face as she rubs her belly. She must have eaten something close to spoiling when we broke our fast, I feel fine.

Beautiful horses clad in Tully colors start to march through the gate and my eyes slide over the grosser knights quickly. Knights are supposed to be handsome and heroic, not drab or covered in ugly scars. A few really catch my eye as standouts and I stand a little taller when one smiles brightly down at me.

"Greetings Lords Baratheon." The man who must be Lysa's father calls out warmly to us as he dismounts gracefully. "I am sorry it took so long to bring about this meeting, but I trust my darling Lysa has been in good hands here with you?"

"Of course they have Father," Lysa is quick defend us, making me feel warm inside like Robert never does on his visits. "Renly here even stood as my valiant sworn sword during the siege, he was ever so gallant and wiped away all my tears." She didn't tell anyone I was crying too. I have to ask her brother what her favorite flower is, one of the merchants has new fabrics she'll love and I can get her some in the same color.

"Did he now?" In black lacquered armor and looking like a dashing rogue, Ser Brynden Tully is smirking down at me in curiosity. "How do you feel about taking lessons with me… once your brother feels you are old enough of course."

"I learned to use a spear during the siege!" I'm quick to insist. Stannis said I wold need every inch of reach if anyone got into the room I was guarding. "I'm ready now!"

"More fire in him than you have Edmure, maybe we should leave you here for a few years and toughen you up." Grinning at me, the Blackfish pulls a boy only a few years older out from behind him. "Now say hello and let the adults deal with the boring stuff… like talking." He whispers as if the word alone is evil and shares a wink with me.

Lysa hugs her brother tight before turning to me with a sweet smile. "Could you please show Edmure the castle, you know all the good windows to look out of."


...

Olenna Tyrell
Memorizing the contents of the letter, I lift it to the rose scented candle. As soon as it catches fire I toss it into the fireplace of my solar. Good to see you have some sense in your skull Quellon, Asha and Willas will be a good match in the face of all these marriages between the great houses.

I'm insulted they all left us out to hang with the Dragons and won't let this stand. Our armies might have been devastated, but we can grow strong again and reclaim our lands… with interest of course. The Ironborn can have the wealth of the Rock, while we keep the land itself.

"Mother?" Mace simpers before me, completely emasculated by his string of recent losses. "What am I to seek at the Great Council?"

"Our land back… though I know you won't get a single pebble back from Tywin." He deflates even more somehow at my cutting words. "So just ensure we don't lose a single blade of grass more… You already have and heir and brothers who can act as regent."

He doesn't seem to understand how precarious our hold on the Reach really is, so I make sure to hammer it home as bluntly as that Giant from the North. "It's a long ride to Harrenhal and we have many families wanting vengeance for decisions made by you during this war. You might not return home to us if you anger our banner men even more."

"Oh..." He goes pale and shakes like a lone flower in a growing breeze.

"It will be at least five years before we are ready to strike back at the Lannisters, so try to last long enough to see it." He might be an idiot but for some reason I still love my son. "So back whoever has the most secure claim for the throne, be it Viserys, Aegon, or even Stannis Baraheon. We need time and independence only leaves us an easy target for all who seek to recuperate loses from this rebellion."

He gives me a look that makes him look constipated. "But you've been saying we have no hope of staying a united Kingdom since word of Kind's Landing arrived."
"Every other Kingdom seems to have received a miracle since the Giant's first appearance," I sigh heavily and pat my son's now trembling hands. "Be it the Stark girl suddenly being brought home, The Lannisters finally getting Valyrian steel according to those we captured, and the rest all seem to be growing in size... while we wither away."

"I'm hoping you can make one occur for us." You have no skill of arms or great mind but you are the luckiest man I have ever known. Bring your greatest gift to our aid now, or this might be our end.




Ashara Dayne
In the days since washing ashore on Tarth with my son, Lord Selwyn has been nothing but kind. His wife died in childbirth only four moons ago, making my lies feel bitter on my tongue.

The battle between the Dornish fleet and the Ironborn was seen by all on the island, so I was able to claim myself a Saltwife. With the name Shiera of Lys and the false identity as a Magister's fleeing wife, he has gracefully taken me and Bran into his household.

One more child is not much more difficult to care for, especially not one as sweet as four year old Brienne. Her brother Galladon however is growing quite impertinent.

"You aren't my mother, I can swim if I want to." The nine year old boy is big boned like his sister, which must mean they are Snarks.

"I know the seas far better than you and this calm only hides a rising storm." I remain firm like instructed by Lord Selwyn. "I will bring you swimming when the weather allows and even have the men dig an inlet for it to be safer still."

The Duke might be insufferable in his arrogance, but at least he does seem to care for children. His story of doing the same at Riverrun will hopefully keep any from drowning in these rough seas.

With all of the refugees now fleeing for all of the Kingdoms, it's not safe for me to travel to Dorne on foot. While the Ironborn have shown the Narrow Sea is just as dangerous. I have been offered a new life here and at least for now I will require it.

"Mother would have let me…" He mutters under his breath, but I don't let him get away with that.

"While like you said, I am not her." I smirk at his growing scowl and continue. "So go get dressed and get back to the Maester. I know you are supposed to be learning the Riverland houses with him this afternoon, don't make me go get him."

Galladon freezes in place and I can see the childish defiance leak out of him. "Please don't, I told him I was needed to protect you." His desperation is adorable, so I only tease him for a few seconds before relenting.

"… Fine. But you will need to do something for me if I do." I keep my face straight as he frantically nods in agreement.

"Anything, just don't tell!"

Smirking at the boy, I pass him my son who begins to cry. "Bran needs to be changed."





Notes: I went with Shiera as her fake name, really just as a reference to Shiera Seastar and Dayne's/Stars. Nothing besides a nod.​
 
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Renly as Blackfish padawan? he would be fine jedi,then.Galladon would be alive,so Brienne could be married to some Duke "sons".She is blood of giants,right? And SI certainly would like such daughter-in-law.Tyrrels are doomed,unless they manage survive those five years.
 
Renly as Blackfish padawan? he would be fine jedi,then.Galladon would be alive,so Brienne could be married to some Duke "sons".She is blood of giants,right? And SI certainly would like such daughter-in-law.Tyrrels are doomed,unless they manage survive those five years.
I really hope so, Renly never really had a heroic knight he could look up to and Robert/Stannis are his manly role models. I want to see what Brynden can teach him. Which by prxy should make Edmure try harder.

Brienne is in my top 10 favorite characters, so I will definitly be visiting those Snarks at some point.

Tyrells only have a chance because most lords died and Mace is dealing with heirs/regents who weren't ready to lead. Redwynes are really the only ones unaffected by major losses.
 
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Chapter 24: Teenage Rebellion
Chapter 24: Teenage Rebellion
284 AC: Dok Tur

What started out as bright and sunny winter morning, has shifted into a roaring blizzard only a few hours into our march. Four sleighs are filled with the nearly two hundred children, while the last three are loaded with freshly cut pine trees bundled up like it's Christmas.

Only a few dozen horses leaves nearly everyone older than ten trudging along in the path I break. Though most of the Amazons seem to prefer Wun Wun's trail and leave me stuck in the company of the almost five hundred Freefolk that Sandor claimed from Varamyr's villages.

In total we already near a thousand strong, which means I'm one percent of the way done with saving the Wildlings. I kind of suck at this. The realization slams into me like an arctic breeze and cuts right through even my own thick skull.

"I need to start taking this seriously, or a lot more people are going to die." My voice is a disgusted growl filled with self loathing. "I want Maege and Jeor to scout ahead and lead us through the valleys that are actually inhabited."

"Skirling Pass has a few villages, but the bigger ones aren't along any of the main trails." Tormund frowns but considers how to do what I want. "Might be better if we break off into a few smaller groups and meet the rest of you on the Frozen Shore."

This convoy is going at a steady pace, but I do have to admit they would move faster without us. "Maege and Jeor can go along the North ridge, you and Mance go South and grab anyone you can convince on the way."

"Hear that She-bear!" Barks out my son, eager to have Maege prove herself before taking his women. "We'll bring back twice as many as you do!"

"All I hear is a babe howling for his father's attention!" She roars back and lets out a belly laugh when Tormund nearly trips.

The two groups organize and break off as fast as possible, intent on winning this unnamed prize. Which means I need to start thinking of what the winners will actually get now. Yippee for me.

We make it another hour before the blizzard becomes something even the mammoths won't walk through, which has Wun Wun and I begin rolling massive snowball to break the wind while we rest. The threat of freezing has even Sandor huddled around the fire, but a foul stench has me suddenly alert.

"Defend the sleighs, it's an ambush!"

My warning comes in time for most to react, but an undead wolf pounces on one of the slower Wildlings. This signals the attack has begun and the rest of the rotting canines charge through the gaps in our barrier.

"Don't let the fires go out!" Griselda has an obsidian dagger in one hand and directs our warriors with her bronze spear. Must have stolen that from a Thenn. "It's the only way we're making it through the attack!"

Over a hundred man shaped wights are next to surge over the piled snow and leap on us. But it's the sound of cracking ice that floods my ears and drowns out the sounds of battle. It has conscious thought directing the bone chilling sound and I realize that an Other is behind this attack.

I can't see anything in this storm of white, so I just swing my maul for the most concentrated smell of death. Bones crunch with each sweep as I slam into the horde with grim satisfaction and I slowly work my way towards the smell of frozen midnight.

The blizzard seems to form an aura around the Other, shielding it's form from revealing anything more than a pale humanoid shape. Charging forward like I have with every other problem I've faced so far, I wind up and swing with all my might.

For the first time, my maul doesn't pulp it's target. Instead it freezes all the way up the tree trunk handle to my hands. The wood and stone shatters almost before I realize what happened, with shards embedding deep into both of my palms.

The force and mass behind the blow does send the being sailing away into the sky, with the worst of the storm following behind it. My howls of pain join the shrieks of pain and clashing of blades, but I stumble to my knees and clutch my blue hands to my chest.

I can't feel my hands… The realization just loops in my mind as I watch the dripping blood freeze into bloodsicles. This should hurt, but I can't feel anything at all. I stare in horrid fascination at the dozen frozen splinters piercing my numb hands.

In my distraction, I don't notice the storm growing worse once again.




Sandor Komainu
As soon as the Duke collapses to his knees, I become painfully aware of how close we all are to death. Fire hurt… a lot. But watching the dead tear people apart and then fall to a single touch of fire has resolve grow in me.

Wun Wun is using one of the pine trees as a flaming broom and has left a field of smoldering bodies in his wake. The kids are safe which means I only have person to look out for now.

"Grell, the defense is yours!" Taking charge of my fate, I snap a branch off one of the trees and shove it into the fire. "Roast these fuckers like chicken!"

I dash away from the battle and towards the eye of the blizzard. Dok Tur doesn't seem aware of the Other's approach, but I am. Drawing Toothpick in my freehand I block a blade made of ice.

My arm nearly breaks under the force of the blow but I refuse to drop my weapon. "Fire couldn't take me, A Mountain couldn't crush me!" Roaring in defiance, I swing with my blazing branch right for my foes shocked eyes. "Let's see how well ice does you piece of shit!"

The fire collides with the monster's face only to extinguish instantly, but black steaming marks remain where I struck him. I recover from the shock first and dart myself around the still recovering Other with a determined scowl on my face.

You're strong but Gregor would snap you like a twig, this is just the first step towards my vindication. I slash for the creature's wrist and slice through him like he's made of wax.

His mouth opens and the sound of a frozen lake shattering escapes the Other's mouth. The display doesn't last long as from it's wrist spreads crimson cracks.

Like magma they burn a path towards the being's core and when they touch the pulsating blue heart… he shatters into a fine powder and blows away in the now dying blizzard.

Thunder pounds in my ears and it takes a few seconds to realize it's my heart about to leap from my mouth. I'm not aware when the shocked cheering begins, all I'm focused on is the moaning mumbles escaping from Duke Bigfoot.




Osha
Benjen jumps from his chair as soon as the horn sounds and grabs Lyanna's silver haired boy with a frantic look on his face. He shoves our nephew at me and begins to grow pale, while I just hand Jaehaerys back to his mother unnoticed.

"What are we going to do?" His panic is amusing, something his eye rolling sister agrees with I can see. "The kids look nothing alike, this is never going to work!"

"Don't worry so much" I grab his hand and squeeze. "Let me and Lyanna do all the explaining, it's not like your brother will hit a mother.

"I have no idea what I would do without you," Admits Benjen with his lips growing into a grateful smile.

Snorting at that, Lyanna reaches over and flicks him on the nose. "You'd already be packed and ready to head for the Wall first thing in the morning." You weren't supposed to tell anyone that!

"Well it really is a good thing I stole him, isn't it?" I share a smirk with my good sister and stand with little Raya in my arms. Her dark hair is already starting to come in and with her slate grey eyes really has the Stark look.

"Let's get this over with, I can already picture Ned's scowl perfectly..." Sighing heavily, Benjen leads the way out to the courtyard.

Teddy follows us with a sharp whistle, even though the bear would much rather be sleeping by the fire. The two dire wolves can smell their returning siblings and scamper ahead eagerly the second we step outside.

"You really are safe," Eddard darts ahead of his party to the bemused smirk of the fire kissed lady at his side. "Bigfoot spoke the truth." I hold in a snort at that comment.

He tries to grab the ecstatic Lyanna in a tight hug, only to stop when he sees the bundle in her arms. "Who is this?" Lord Stark asks carefully, before anyone else has gotten close enough to hear our whispers.

"… He's uh… "Benjen fumbles with his words and so I decide to secure my place in this family. I don't know why Dad lies about everything, sometimes the truth is far simpler.

"He's your sister and Rhaegar's bastard Jaehaerys Snow." Even I know that being a true born would cause some kind of problem for all of us. I am learning my husband's ways… it's just going slowly. "Dad told me and Benj to claim him as Raya's twin, but that will only be believed by the blind."

Benjen's brother turns to me with horrified understanding in his eyes. "And who are you?"

"I'm Osha, I stole your brother." I hand him his niece and smirk playfully. "And this is our girl Raya Stark." I don't really care about a family name, but Benjen smiles when I use it.

"In Dad's dreams, he says Lyanna died at the Tower of Joy and you lied to everyone… even your wife and brother about what truly happened." Hearing how my husband would have been a Crow makes me sick. What if I killed him?

"You claimed her son as your own bastard and stained your wife's honor." He winces as the knowledge of what he would do to keep his kin safe makes itself clear in his mind. "You raised him here and never even told him the truth before your death." Dad made sure I knew how important it was for him to go South, I just don't see the same need to lie about every little thing.

Lady Catelyn isn't happy to hear this and lets out an angry hiss. "He what?"

"With the Storm King victorious, the boy's life was always in danger." I remind her with a shrug, careful not to take sides between the two. "Since that is no longer the case, the truth should be known by our family at the least." Talking fancy really does make Lords and Ladies listen more, how did Dad know that?

"And you say her name is Stark?" The fire kissed Catelyn smiles at my daughter, revealing her own squirming bundle of curly haired joy. "While this is her cousin Robb and I hope to get to know you and Lyanna well this winter."

"Guess that means it's my turn to be honest," Lyanna mutters anxiously. "We didn't succeed with everything in the South."

Ned frowns at his sister in clear confusion. "What else could you have sought to accomplish, our entire family is here in Winterfell?"

"Not exactly," Lyanna shrugs and decides to just blurt it all out for all of the household to hear. Probably to get as much of the gossip off of her as she can. "Brandon and Ashara have a little Sand on Dragonstone."​
 
So Euron is doing his own thing right now. Of course Quellon can and will beat the fear of thr drowned God into him. I assume Quellon will either die early or take possession of Viserys.


Because Quellon knows better than to trust Euron with hostages..

2) Honestly I don't see why Brandon Sand can't stay with his mother. Its not like he will have all that much better opportunity in Winterfel. And the Dornish won't try to send him to the wall for "honor".
 
So Euron is doing his own thing right now. Of course Quellon can and will beat the fear of thr drowned God into him. I assume Quellon will either die early or take possession of Viserys.


Because Quellon knows better than to trust Euron with hostages..

2) Honestly I don't see why Brandon Sand can't stay with his mother. Its not like he will have all that much better opportunity in Winterfel. And the Dornish won't try to send him to the wall for "honor".
Yeah, the Crows lead him and those eager for plunder.


Very true. I can't say anything else without spoiling the Bran set up though.
 
Chapter 25: Time To Work On My Tan
Chapter 25: Time To Work On My Tan
284 AC: Dok Tur

I peer down at the smirking face of the village chief of the Caribou People and try not to make a face of disgust at the acidic stench wafting up from the bucket of reindeer urine. We need guest right to progress the negotiations with his people, but this is asking a lot.

Maege ignores my hesitation and grabs her own offered bucket, downing several large gulps without even making a face. "I've heard of this stuff, it's going to make us hear colors." She shoves the jerky into her mouth and chews fast to get rid of the foul taste.

"How is that even possible?" Tormund grunts out around his own swallowing.

The chief just smiles mysteriously. "That is what you will soon discover for yourself." I pinch my nose and down the whole sloshing bucket just to get it over with.

"That isn't nearly as bad as I thought, considering how strong it smells." Choking it down, I eagerly accept my own jerky and tear a large chunk off.

Once the buckets have all been emptied, the village of a few hundred igloos invites us in with wide smiles. The sight of two men repairing the runners for a sleigh makes me freeze. Skis! That would really cut down on our travel time to the Thenns and back down to the Wall.

Sitting down in the snow to watch the two men oil the wood, my body grows warm and tingly. "We need lots and lots of those, so you can all strap them to your feet." I mumble to a surprisingly relaxed Sandor, who's making snow angels beside me with Maege. "You'd all go so much faster. Swish, swish, swoosh!"

"But who would pull us?" Maege mutters back as she adds horns to her angel.

"No, it's not like a sleigh." I correct her with a giggle. "You move each leg by itself and push yourself forward. But we can always get a smith to put blades on boots and go skating on the ice!"

"… That would be like attacking winter itself." Lost in her fantasy, Maege just laughs madly on her back. "Can you hear the blue yet? It's crying every time it slaps the shore."

Streaks of color begin bleeding across the sky, creating a hazy rainbow of color as far as I can see. The edge of my vision is now wobbling wildly and some presence in the distance makes me stagger back to my feet.

"Where you going?" Maege growls when I kick some of the lime green snow onto her face in my rush.

Gazing over the igloos, I see the beach stretch out under the crimson sun. Dozens of who I think are nude sunbathers are soon revealed to be Merlings both male and female alike.

"Want to to go put in a good word with them for you two, I'm kind of a big deal around here." Snorting to myself, I don't wait for an answer and start jogging towards the ocean.

I struggle to get out of my armor, which is definitely not proper beach attire. A I dash across the beach towards the Merlings, the sand cracks under my feet with each thunderous step.

The sunbathers notice my approach and make a mad dash for the waves, but I turn my jog into a mad sprint. My single mindedness muffles the cracking ice beneath me and I don't notice until I'm falling into the shockingly cold water.

The saltwater stings my eyes and I barely notice the Merlings swimming away from my thrashing. The presence that called me towards the ocean surges up towards me and for the first time I am dwarfed in size by something. Even the mammoths are nothing compared to this beautiful woman of the depths.

As different in size as I am to a normal man, this Merling makes her kin from the beach seem like tadpoles. She comes towards me even as my lungs burn and my vision grows spotty, and I know what she wants from me without any words being exchanged between us.

She allows me to slip an arm around her surprisingly skinny arm and carries me back towards to sun. We break the surface and I take a massive gulp of fresh air into my aching lungs.

I pull myself off of my savior's back and crawl up the sandy shoreline, collapsing in a soggy and shivering heap. My senses slowly return to normal as people light fires nearby, frantically shouting about someone freezing to death. I hope they can save that guy, everyone sure sounds worried about him.

"He wasn't supposed to drink the whole thing, I have no idea what he was seeing." Is the last thing I hear before darkness claims me.




"I was at least as high as a kite, I have no idea how anyone else ever mistook you for mermaids." I mutter to the walruses on the ice sheet still recovering from my destruction.

The shadow of Pearl swims out from beneath the colony and startles some into the water I can now recognize as freezing cold. She spears one with her tusk for me and chomps down on several for herself.

The enormous leviathan is a cross between a sperm whale and narwhal, with the mouth filled with jagged teeth marking her as a predator. Her blueish grey head emerges from the water with an excited series of chirps and my newest companion offers me the speared snack.

"Oh you're such a good girl aren't you," I pull the blubbery treat off her tusk and scratch Pearl's skin happily. "You just want me to grow big and strong like you."

She isn't eager to leave with the boats, but Pearl will just have to find her own way to the Narrow Sea. I give her one last pat on the head and wave her off.

"Alright girl, you need to keep Sandor safe for me." She chirps sadly at our farewell, but I am reassured by what feels like a promise to care for him.

"Can't someone else go?" My first Thane shows his age and whines. "It's just a delivery and you might need me up here." Sandor's voice is filled with dread.

"It's not just some delivery," I remind him with a calm voice. "This is a promise I made to Tywin Lannister, you know how bad it would be if I did not follow through with it."

Maege slaps Sandor hard on the back, an eager grin splitting her face nearly in two. "Come on Pup, I'm going to need help showing my girls around in the South. Besides… you and Dacey are near the same age, maybe she'll decide to steal you."

He goes pale at the remark, but this just makes the She-bear roar with laughter. "Oh come now, this is no way for 'Sandor the Slayer' to be acting. My girls might bite, but I thought you could do more than bark."

"You need to report in to Lord Tywin, you are still supposed to be spying on me after all."

"But I'm not going to!" Sandor is quick to insist and I smell no hint of a lie on him, only a desperate need for my approval. "I'm sworn to you now. You promised I didn't have to go back to Clegane Keep ever again!"

"You are sworn to me, which means you need to tell Tywin what happened… just leave out the times where I made a deal with Oberyn and Rhaella." He nods frantically at my demand. "And maybe don't tell him all of the dumb things I did, just forget to mention those parts."

He promises quickly, anxious to keep my favor. "I can do that."

"And don't worry, you're not a Clegane any more… the Mountain has no claim over my Thane." His stench of fear fades swiftly with that reminder. "You're only duty once you deliver Darksister, is to protect my betrothed and her little brother until we can be wed." I do still need my castle.

"I think he's just scared of this thing you're deluding yourself by calling a boat." Mance gives the pine wood and walrus bone barge a concerned stare. "Not that I blame him, I have no idea how you think Wun Wun will be able to make the trip."

"Jeor just needs to reach his son," I remind everyone with a frustrated sigh. "Davos should be waiting with the Mormont fleet."

I get a sharp laugh from Maege when I say that. "What fleet? We have fourteen boats big enough for more than five men."

"Good thing it's not a long trip to Bear Island." It'll only take a few trips to have everyone across the bay. "I'll send word from the Wall when we're ready to strike at Dragonstone."

 

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