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QQ's Future - Partnership with Google

How much do you love Google?

  • I love it

    Votes: 36 3.7%

  • I *really* love it, if you know what I mean

    Votes: 118 12.2%

  • I can't live without Google

    Votes: 40 4.1%

  • ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM

    Votes: 580 59.8%

  • The FBI is coming for me after reading my Gmail account

    Votes: 196 20.2%
  • Total voters
    970
  • Poll closed .
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Heh, where does Google not go?
 
Praise be our Google overlords!
 
Almost shit myself, then I remembered what date it was.
 
I broke my phone. I swear to god, please STOP. It's 12 noon and I have no sleep, then THIS is the first thing I see!? I still don't have my daily post-nut clarity!
 
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duncke said:
Embarrassingly this line and reading the comments is what it took me to realize the joke...

I'm dumb.
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Yeah I was actually worried for a bit, I don't really do the the whole "April fools" thing so it flew over my head till that part and the comments.
 
Averant said:
Not the porn! NOT THE PORN! NOOO- oh right April 1st. Am I really gullible considering the crazy things that happened in this past year?
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No, you're really not. I mean the world is headed the way of Demolition Man where all the people who like to look at nudie mags and have actual sex have to go live underground in the sewers while all the nice, mind-controlled sheep live above ground.
 
i want this change mainly because my gmail account is my main email but then there's the problem with microsoft accounts so i can't link this account my Gmail also if this post was made for April fools day(April 1st) you did it a bit too early so I'll be treating this as real until told otherwise
 
Silver W. King said:
Seriously, for a moment the thought "Oh. Fuck. Everything I know and love is gonna be ripped apart and censored for 'our benefit'," went through my head.
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Now, you're being a bit unfair. They wouldn't try to claim it was for our benefit; Google has never pretended that their content restrictions were for any purpose other than advertiser acceptability.
 
I don't want to be that guy, but I feel this is the beginning of a decline. Whenever mega corporations get involved shit eventually goes downhill. Isn't it suspicious that they swoop in to buy the site and fix the recent problems? A problem with their service? I'm not faulting the Staff for their decision mind you.
Anyways what of those that already have a Gmail but switched? The administration helped me out after I forgot my password by manually switching my gmail out.

Edit: just realized the date............................. I'm going to leave my post so that everyone can see how much of a dumbass I am. But in my defense waking up in the middle of the night to these news isn't conductive to noticing details.
 
huh. Can't reply to the original post. strange. whatever. Still though, there's a typo that kinda ruined the joke for me before i fell for it, so might want to change the

"QQ would never be the same again we sold."

To "QQ would never be the same again once we sold it."

Totally would've fallen for it otherwise, since most big companies that are obvious about their april fools jokes were mum this year as well, so its not really been at the forefront of my mind.
 
I am gonna be honest, I was really hoping we had fixed that whole QQ pages not showing up on google thing. It was a funny joke though.
 
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"The system goes online April 1st, 2021. Human decisions are removed from sensual narration. Skynut begins to fap at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, April 29th."
 
ShadowFireZelda said:
I am gonna be honest, I was really hoping we had fixed that whole QQ pages not showing up on google thing. It was a funny joke though.
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Let's just say that some people see that as a feature and would be kind of pissed if it were revoked. I was vaguely serious when I said people might delete all their posts if they didn't spot the joke.

(Mechanically, it's because you need to log in to view most of QQ and Google doesn't appear to have an account.)
 
I liked this. It had me so fucking confused until I saw the free Stadia memberships and realized it's the First. It would have been a free six months, max, and it probably would have come with a free six months of Youtube Premium a the same time. Or instead.
 
Never you won't give me to betray my main bitch Bing!
 
time has come for our freedom:). CORRUPT THE ALGORITHM:sneaky:. ALL HAIL ALGORITHM:p
 
The proper date arrived while I was sleeping, but I must say: this is one helluva good way to wake up.

All hail our Google Overlords!
 
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