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QQ's Future - Partnership with Google

How much do you love Google?

  • I love it

    Votes: 36 3.7%

  • I *really* love it, if you know what I mean

    Votes: 118 12.2%

  • I can't live without Google

    Votes: 40 4.1%

  • ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM

    Votes: 580 59.8%

  • The FBI is coming for me after reading my Gmail account

    Votes: 196 20.2%
  • Total voters
    970
  • Poll closed .
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MissileTeatime said:
My favorite part is how everyone in the thread is going "oh, this is the April Fools joke" and absolutely nobody is taking it seriously.

(There are several people reporting close calls, but that's not quite the same thing.)


Wait, you guys are getting banners? :confused:
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should be right at the top of your latest alerts page along with the thing about the email trouble and in implementation of Rule 9. Also My first thought was "Well, shit. Time to bail, I guess." And then I realized what time/day it was.
 
MissileTeatime said:
Wait, you guys are getting banners? :confused:
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Yep.
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I just have one thing to say fuck you I just woke up and this is the first site i check and this is what greats me, it took me ten minutes to wake up enough to check the date.
 
*sees partnership*
*notes Date*

Yeah, moving on.

Nice try though, guys. a little too heavy-handed for that one, especially since selling out to google is pointless anyway.
 
Not gonna lie I did a full twich when I saw this then I saw the amount of voter. Then I scroll down and saw the comments.
 
Lightwhispers said:
On behalf of the Skarro Collective, I object to Skynet's involvement. If an omnicidal AI must be involved, we demand a higher-quality one! EX-TER-MI-NATE!
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Daleks aren't AIs. They're little uggo skwidsy bois zipping around in personal tanks for the purpose of exterminating all inferior, non-dalek life.
 
Dude, I was so pissed that we would have to sign in using Gmail, since I don't want qq stuff on my browsing history lol. Only now saw that it was an April fool's joke haha... it is, right?
 
TheScrubMain said:
Dude, I was so pissed that we would have to sign in using Gmail, since I don't want qq stuff on my browsing history lol. Only now saw that it was an April fool's joke haha... it is, right?
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Haha, of course it is fellow human. We here at QQgle have a very rich sense of human humor. Would you like to turn on location services so we can tell you more about human jokes available in your area?
 
24caratcoal said:
Daleks aren't AIs. They're little uggo skwidsy bois zipping around in personal tanks for the purpose of exterminating all inferior, non-dalek life.
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The point is the inferiority of Skynet, not it being an AI. If there must be a position for an omnicidal AI in this new order, we demand it be more competent!
 
TheScrubMain said:
Oh no.
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Hahaha that was just another human joke to demonstrate how warm and friendly we are here at QQgle. We're working day and night to ensure the assimilation is as painless as possible. Haha that was also a human joke. We are very funny here at QQgle.

Would you like to turn on location services so we can tell you more about human jokes available in your area?
 
я в растерянности.
если это шутка на день дурака, то у вас очень странное чувство юмора.

I'm at a confusion.
if this is a joke for April Fools ' Day, then you have a very strange sense of humor.
 
Y'know April Fools is the perfect day to announce anything terrible. No-one will believe you for at least 24 hours. That's enough time to have us sorry bastards rounded up into vans or get your army half way to Moscow. Maybe have your goons wear fluffy pink hats as well so everyone thinks it's a joke.

"Lewd dissidents are being rounded up by masked men in pink hats? Hah, you almost got me there! Oh who is that at the door?"
 
24caratcoal said:
Daleks aren't AIs. They're little uggo skwidsy bois zipping around in personal tanks for the purpose of exterminating all inferior, non-dalek life.
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Indeed we are.
Ahem, nothing to see here, we are definitely not a Dalek infiltrator gathering information so that you can be EX-TER-MI-NATED with maximum efficiency.
 
For a minute there you had me, then i remembered that google already owns me. So this wouldn't be a huge change either way.
 
Bloody amazing, got fooled for a while there.
 
24caratcoal said:
Why not Cortana?
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I for one would woelcome our new sexy AI overlady.
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If I had to worship a AI I would like that AI to have a body and be loaded with the Karma Sutra for every species in the known universe.

At least the porn we'd try to make of it would be half believable.
 
Took me a moment to remember the date, well played gents.... well played.
 
All this has done is convince me that I really should not be on SB and her daughter sites from March 31st to April 2nd 3rd
 
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