Chapter 31: Maybe it is time to Day drink
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Chapter 31: The trio at the guild
The builders were eyeing Hel like condemned men watching the sun set.
She stood in the middle of the construction site—hands folded behind her back, expression neutral—as Vishvakarma Familia craftsmen argued quietly among themselves about runic spatial inversion, interior volume violations, and whether it was too early in the day to start drinking.
One of them finally broke.
"Lady Hel," the foreman said carefully, rubbing the back of his neck, "with all due respect—this building shouldn't exist."
"It does," Hel replied calmly.
"Yes, well," he gestured weakly at the blueprint again, "it's larger on the inside by a factor of three, the load-bearing walls don't agree with Euclidean space, and you've added an auxiliary forge chamber that loops back into itself."
Hel tilted her head. "You missed the secondary living wing."
The foreman stared.
"…I am going to need alcohol."
"You will be compensated," Hel said. "Generously."
"That's not the issue," another builder muttered. "This is going to change architecture."
Hel ignored them, already turning away. "Do not worry I'll handle the runic arrays."
===
The trio headed down the street toward the Guild.
Ruby skipped ahead, scythe nowhere in sight but energy radiating off her like she'd drunk three cups of coffee too many.
"So!" Ruby said brightly. "Guild stuff! Paperwork! Probably boring but also important! And then maybe we get quests and—"
"Ruby," Blake said gently, walking beside Taylor. "Slow down."
Taylor adjusted the folded paper in her hand—her status sheet—still warm from Hel's touch. She hadn't looked at it yet. Not fully. Part of her was afraid that if she did, it would make everything too real.
"So," Taylor said instead, glancing around Orario's crowded streets, "the Guild handles… what, exactly?"
"Adventurers, monsters, money, rules," Ruby answers. "And fines. Lots of fines."
Taylor frowned. "That's comforting."
They reached the massive stone structure at the center of the district, banners hanging proudly from its façade. The air around it felt… orderly. Measured. Like a place that cataloged chaos instead of pretending it didn't exist.
Taylor paused at the steps.
"This is really happening," she murmured.
Blake glanced at her, golden eyes steady. "Yeah."
Ruby turned back, grinning. "Together."
===
Eina sighed softly as she flipped another page.
A slow day.
Those were rare—almost suspiciously so—but she wasn't about to complain. The Guild hall was calm, sunlight filtering through tall windows, dust motes drifting lazily over rows of desks. No shouting adventurers. No emergency dungeon reports. No gods arguing over paperwork semantics.
Just forms. Glorious, boring forms.
She dipped her pen and continued annotating a monster subjugation report when—
The door opened.
Eina looked up out of habit.
Three girls stepped inside.
And immediately, something felt… off.
The first was a curly-haired girl with tired eyes and a posture that screamed holding herself together by force of will alone. She stood like someone used to watching corners, measuring exits, her gaze constantly flicking just a little too much.
The second walked like a shadow given human shape—black hair, golden eyes sharp and guarded, movements fluid but restrained. An adventurer's stance, even without visible armor.
And the third—
Eina blinked.
"NO!" Eina shouts recongnizeing ruby rose
They approached the counter together.
Ruby leaned forward first, hands slapping down happily on the wood.
"Hi! We're here to register! And um—get stuff! Paperwork stuff! Guild stuff!"
Eina straightened automatically, professional smile snapping into place.
"Good morning. Welcome to the Guild of Orario. Are you registering as new adventurers, or—"
"Yes," Taylor said flatly.
"Are the two of you as likely to explode as miss Rose here? Am I going to need to book the reinforced room?" Eina asks
"I don't explode," Taylor said immediately.
Eina relaxed a fraction.
"I dissolve things," Taylor continued. "Usually with bugs."
Eina froze again.
Blake tilted her head. "I don't explode either. I make shadows. Sometimes they get stabbed instead of me."
Silence.
A clerk at the far end of the hall quietly stood up and walked away.
Eina slowly reached under the counter and pulled out a thick folder stamped REINFORCED ROOM – PRIORITY USE.
"…We'll be using this one," she decided. "All of you. If you would please follow me."
Eina led them down the side corridor with the brisk, defeated efficiency of someone who had long since learned not to ask why anymore.
The reinforced room was… reinforced.
Thick stone walls, A metal-lined desk bolted to the floor. Chairs that looked like they'd survived at least one minor explosion and one divine tantrum. Even the door shut with a heavy thoom that suggested it had opinions about staying closed.
Eina gestured them inside. "Please sit. Do not touch anything glowing. Do not activate skills. Do not—" she glanced meaningfully at Ruby "—test anything."
Ruby raised two fingers. "Scout's honor!"
Blake sat smoothly, back straight, looking over at Ruby, "you were never in scouts."
Eina sighed, the long-suffering sound of a woman who had chosen a desk job and somehow ended up managing walking catastrophes. She slid three thick stacks of parchment across the desk.
"Registration forms," she said. "Names, levels, familias, previous affiliations—" she paused, eye twitching "Please dont break anything while you are here."
"I am not that bad!" Ruby shouts
The other two look at her in a disbeliving stare.
Taylor picked up her papers, staring at the amount of fine print. "You people really like paperwork."
Eina gave her a thin smile. "Paperwork is how we survive gods."
The builders were eyeing Hel like condemned men watching the sun set.
She stood in the middle of the construction site—hands folded behind her back, expression neutral—as Vishvakarma Familia craftsmen argued quietly among themselves about runic spatial inversion, interior volume violations, and whether it was too early in the day to start drinking.
One of them finally broke.
"Lady Hel," the foreman said carefully, rubbing the back of his neck, "with all due respect—this building shouldn't exist."
"It does," Hel replied calmly.
"Yes, well," he gestured weakly at the blueprint again, "it's larger on the inside by a factor of three, the load-bearing walls don't agree with Euclidean space, and you've added an auxiliary forge chamber that loops back into itself."
Hel tilted her head. "You missed the secondary living wing."
The foreman stared.
"…I am going to need alcohol."
"You will be compensated," Hel said. "Generously."
"That's not the issue," another builder muttered. "This is going to change architecture."
Hel ignored them, already turning away. "Do not worry I'll handle the runic arrays."
===
The trio headed down the street toward the Guild.
Ruby skipped ahead, scythe nowhere in sight but energy radiating off her like she'd drunk three cups of coffee too many.
"So!" Ruby said brightly. "Guild stuff! Paperwork! Probably boring but also important! And then maybe we get quests and—"
"Ruby," Blake said gently, walking beside Taylor. "Slow down."
Taylor adjusted the folded paper in her hand—her status sheet—still warm from Hel's touch. She hadn't looked at it yet. Not fully. Part of her was afraid that if she did, it would make everything too real.
"So," Taylor said instead, glancing around Orario's crowded streets, "the Guild handles… what, exactly?"
"Adventurers, monsters, money, rules," Ruby answers. "And fines. Lots of fines."
Taylor frowned. "That's comforting."
They reached the massive stone structure at the center of the district, banners hanging proudly from its façade. The air around it felt… orderly. Measured. Like a place that cataloged chaos instead of pretending it didn't exist.
Taylor paused at the steps.
"This is really happening," she murmured.
Blake glanced at her, golden eyes steady. "Yeah."
Ruby turned back, grinning. "Together."
===
Eina sighed softly as she flipped another page.
A slow day.
Those were rare—almost suspiciously so—but she wasn't about to complain. The Guild hall was calm, sunlight filtering through tall windows, dust motes drifting lazily over rows of desks. No shouting adventurers. No emergency dungeon reports. No gods arguing over paperwork semantics.
Just forms. Glorious, boring forms.
She dipped her pen and continued annotating a monster subjugation report when—
The door opened.
Eina looked up out of habit.
Three girls stepped inside.
And immediately, something felt… off.
The first was a curly-haired girl with tired eyes and a posture that screamed holding herself together by force of will alone. She stood like someone used to watching corners, measuring exits, her gaze constantly flicking just a little too much.
The second walked like a shadow given human shape—black hair, golden eyes sharp and guarded, movements fluid but restrained. An adventurer's stance, even without visible armor.
And the third—
Eina blinked.
"NO!" Eina shouts recongnizeing ruby rose
They approached the counter together.
Ruby leaned forward first, hands slapping down happily on the wood.
"Hi! We're here to register! And um—get stuff! Paperwork stuff! Guild stuff!"
Eina straightened automatically, professional smile snapping into place.
"Good morning. Welcome to the Guild of Orario. Are you registering as new adventurers, or—"
"Yes," Taylor said flatly.
"Are the two of you as likely to explode as miss Rose here? Am I going to need to book the reinforced room?" Eina asks
"I don't explode," Taylor said immediately.
Eina relaxed a fraction.
"I dissolve things," Taylor continued. "Usually with bugs."
Eina froze again.
Blake tilted her head. "I don't explode either. I make shadows. Sometimes they get stabbed instead of me."
Silence.
A clerk at the far end of the hall quietly stood up and walked away.
Eina slowly reached under the counter and pulled out a thick folder stamped REINFORCED ROOM – PRIORITY USE.
"…We'll be using this one," she decided. "All of you. If you would please follow me."
Eina led them down the side corridor with the brisk, defeated efficiency of someone who had long since learned not to ask why anymore.
The reinforced room was… reinforced.
Thick stone walls, A metal-lined desk bolted to the floor. Chairs that looked like they'd survived at least one minor explosion and one divine tantrum. Even the door shut with a heavy thoom that suggested it had opinions about staying closed.
Eina gestured them inside. "Please sit. Do not touch anything glowing. Do not activate skills. Do not—" she glanced meaningfully at Ruby "—test anything."
Ruby raised two fingers. "Scout's honor!"
Blake sat smoothly, back straight, looking over at Ruby, "you were never in scouts."
Eina sighed, the long-suffering sound of a woman who had chosen a desk job and somehow ended up managing walking catastrophes. She slid three thick stacks of parchment across the desk.
"Registration forms," she said. "Names, levels, familias, previous affiliations—" she paused, eye twitching "Please dont break anything while you are here."
"I am not that bad!" Ruby shouts
The other two look at her in a disbeliving stare.
Taylor picked up her papers, staring at the amount of fine print. "You people really like paperwork."
Eina gave her a thin smile. "Paperwork is how we survive gods."