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RWBY: Dimensional Mayhem (DC / RWBY)

RWBY: Dimensional Mayhem (DC / RWBY)
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It's the last month before the school year starts, and two strange people approach Headmaster Ozpin with a strange book. The Encyclopedia Universal. Reading only a few pages, Ozpin gets some answers he wasn't expecting, and the two disappear. However, they're not truly gone, as two new students sharing their names apply late.
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A black as night BMW sedan drove down the front path to Beacon Academy. Nobody knew how it got there, or what a BMW even was, as Remnant never had a car manufacturer know as BMW, but sure enough, the silver on the grill was very much BMW's logo. The engine was smooth and quiet as it rolled up to the very front doors. No security cameras caught it arriving, as if it had just poofed in from out of nowhere.

The driver, a woman with a harsh face, and light skin, with tied white hair, parked in front, completely ignoring that it was not in fact a parking spot. Several nearby students watched the woman pop open the door quietly and step out. She wore a black suit that was incredibly well tailored, with a white tie. She was just as tall as the man that stepped out on the other side. A gentleman in his mid forties to possibly late forties with immaculately trimmed white hair, a black suit, and a silver tie. His skin was light, with small wrinkles just like the woman, and they each had the sharpest ice blue eyes one could have, rivaling even the Schnee family in their blue hue.

If it weren't for the fact nobody had ever seen these two people, likely family members before, and the Schnee family was well known, they could in fact have been mistaken for Schnee family members.

In the man's hand rested a large white textbook called the Encyclopedia Universal.

"Dale, is this the right place?" The woman asked, her voice full of aged vigor, and some annoyance.

"Yes, this is the right place Dolores" The man said with a calm demeanor.

"Then what are we waiting for?" Dolores asked, annoyed with the man across from her.

"I wanted to do a little sight seeing. No doubt you do too, or we would already be in that stuffy headmaster's office." Dale said, giving the lady a knowing smile.

Dolores smiled a smile that didn't feel quite appropriate for the situation, as if she knew many things that the observers around her did not. However, that strange smile was corrected almost instantly.

"You know me well." She said, and the two walked quickly up the large white stairs to the open waiting doors to the entrance of Beacon Academy.

Dale turned back for a moment, looking at the BMW.

"Right. Let's fix that," he said with some amusement, and snapped his fingers on his right hand.

Snap!

In an instant, the BMW was gone, as if removed from the very space it had been standing in mere moments ago.

"Very good." He said with a nod and sped up to keep up with Dolores.

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Headmaster Ozpin was looking at his scroll whilst relaxing in a reclining chair at his desk. His tossed about silvery white hair, and pale skin were shining in the light provided by his large scroll and his ceiling lamp.

His usual glasses sat on the desk in front of him.

"Unpleasant." He said, as he watched the car pull up to the stairs at the front of the school from seemingly out of nowhere. Security had never reported a car entering through the many entrances to the academy, nor did it appear on the various feeds of the roads approaching the campus after he quickly searched the feeds.

This meant foul play.

The school year was just about to begin, and the last thing he needed was foul play by...Her... Or any of her pawns. Not now. Not anytime.

He closed out the feed as the two adults walked up the stairs. Making a quick call to the security team, he ordered someone to intercept the strange visitors, and if need be expel them. Otherwise, if they were looking for him, send them to a guest room where he would meet them.

If this indeed was her men and women coming, it was best not to alert the students and deal with them himself. He was likely the strongest individual on the campus, and he had thought their business surely would be with him.

Best to minimize the damages while he could. Control how things went.

Calling for Glynda Goodwitch, who was working in another floor, not even five minutes later she was at his office, armed.

However, things didn't go exactly as he planned, as there was a simple, but firm knock on his office door.

Glynda looked to him. He looked to her, motioning with his eyes to get ready for an attack.

"Mr and Ms, you're intruding on something personal here. Could you wait in the waiting room down the hall to your left please." Ozpin said loudly, with a firm tone laced with the threat of violence.

"Very well, but." A woman's voice was heard muffled through the thick wooden door.

"We don't have all day." The man naturally carried on the woman's words, as if it were one person speaking through two beings. Then, the muffled sound of hard shoes on wood flooring could be heard leaving the door.

Ten minutes had passed when Ozpin and Glynda finally entered the guest room, anxious but resolute.

The man and woman were sitting on the couch of the waiting room, twiddling their thumbs while quietly looking at the wall across from them as if there was something very interesting on it only they were privy to.

When Ozpin sat down on the couch across from them, with Glynda standing at the ready near the door, in case the two made a break for it, he spoke up.

"My name is Ozpin, and I am the headmaster of this school, and this is Ms. Goodwitch. She works as staff here.. I want to let you know that you have arrived here and disregarded all proper policy for appointments, but I'm willing to drop any charges I would bring against you if you explain why you're here and who sent you. Now, what can I help you with?" Ozpin asked, giving the two an out. It was best not to start hostile from the start, and work your way forward.

"Well met Mr. Ozpin, My name is Dale, and this is Dolores, my sales partner. And we are here to sell you this once in a eon opportunity. The Encyclopedia Universal. A book which holds all the secrets of the Universe, from it's creation to it's end! Whatever information you want to know will appear on the page you're reading, and the consecutive ones." The man said, giving a respectful bow, taking several steps forwards, and handing Ozpin the book.

Ozpin took it, looking at the first page.

Instantly his eyes went wide. He looked through the second, third, fourth, and then Dolores snapped her fingers.

"You've seen enough haven't you?" She said, and the book was in her hands. Not pulled, dragged or any other form of struggle. Simply it appeared there.

Ozpin looked to Glynda, nodded and looked back to the two. His voice darkened and his eyes sharpened.

"Who are you two really?"
 
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Chapter One: The Offer

"Who are you two really?" Ozpin asked. It was serious and by no means a jest.

The threat carried in his voice, accompanied by Glynda shifting her body into a more ready stance, said all it needed to say.

Dale took the time to leisurely sit back down on the couch across from them and relaxed before speaking.

"Can we skip the interrogations and any possible fights? We are two simple Encyclopedia salesmen and women. Brother and sister, if you must know." He asked as if he were genuinely against fighting, but there was something strange in his voice. It was as if he weren't saying it because he thought he would lose any ensuing altercation.

Rather, it was as if they had thought the whole time that the idea of crushing these cute little beings in front of them would be tiresome and distressing.

"We just want to sell you our Encyclopedia and be on our way. You're not our only customer, you know? Mrs. Salem, Roman Torchwick, Ironwood..." Dolores continued.

"Adam Taurus.." Dale finished, getting a dark look from Dolores.

"I said no. I don't like how he does things." She replied with finality, as if it were set in stone.

"But, Dolores, we've been nothing but a pestering little nuisance to big blue. We now have some time to let loose, and you're objecting to a little villainy?" He said, and everyone other than the two in the room looked almost bristling at the term villainy, as well as the mention of the violent terrorist Adam, Salem, and Roman. However, Ozpin calmed himself and did what he did best. Bringing the train back on the rails.

"You said there was a price. What is it?" He asked, steering the conversation away from the horrifying direction it was going.

Instantly, the two brightened up, and the dark atmosphere dissolved as if it had never been there.

"Perhaps I was wrong to doubt such a fashionable young man like you. Give it another hundred thousand years, and you'll be one of the best!" Dolores said, appearing right next to Ozpin with a wide and friendly smile. In her hand was the Encyclopedia.

Dale got up, and out of seemingly nowhere, a card swiper machine with a large blue screen appeared in his hand.

"Cash? Credit? Gold Bars? Dust?" He listed off a few questions, then Dolores smiled a creepy smile.

"Your soul perhaps?" She laughed, but it didn't feel very funny. Ozpin didn't like where this was going. The information he asked the encyclopedia was about his past when he wasn't Ozpin, and it went down to the very details of his thoughts at that exact time.

That meant these people, or beings, whatever they were, knew what he was. Who he was. And they weren't afraid of a confrontation. At the very least, it didn't seem they were working with the bad players on the board. Yet. If they were, he wouldn't be sitting here. It likely would have been game over.

"Is cash good if I want to set up an exclusive contract?" He asked, stepping away from Dolores, who just stood where she was, giving him a warm smile.

"Of course. The price is every Lien you have at the moment, including all your personal assets, homes, safehouses, as well as all investments you currently have up to date." Dale responded.

"NO!" The loud shout of a woman was heard at the door.

"I've been quiet up until now, but I cannot tolerate any more of this nonsense. Get out of here, or I will force you out!" Glynda half shouted, and likely would have been more than just louder if Ozpin weren't there.

"Very well, Ms. Goodwitch. Mr. Ozpin, I'll leave you my card in case you wish to continue this talk at another time. I'll wait ten years before going to anyone else. But after that, I can't promise anything." Dale said, placing a card made out of fine silver, with diamonds set at each corner in Ozpin's hand.

It said engraved on it: Dale and Dolores-Ptlk Encyclopedias. Underneath the name, it said: Think about us, and we will arrive!

"Best of luck with your Maiden!" Dolores cheerfully smiled and laughed before, with a blinding flash of light, she disappeared from the room.

However, Dale had other plans.

"Now that it's just us. I'm planning on enrolling my children in this school this semester. Hopefully, they can make it in a bunch late. Given that they pass your tests of course." He smiled and winked to Ozpin like they were long-time friends, before he too vanished, leaving nothing but the two educators in the guest room with many thoughts on their minds.

Ozpin breathed a long breath of air. He had bought himself ten years. Ten years before things went from bad to worse.

These two beings were certainly beings nobody had heard of before, but they knew everything. Along with that, they had strange abilities and likely control of reality to some extent. They weren't the Brother Gods. They didn't operate like that. These two seemed to be just figuring out what role they were supposed to play in this world.

Judging by the conversation, they still hadn't decided to be villains. That was a relief. If he could accept their children into Beacon, give them a normal life for a Hunter or Huntress, perhaps...Just perhaps he could steer them away from villainy, lest they end the entire world by accident.

He was certain the abilities they showed were not their full extent. The powers were too naturally used. Too fluid to be a first-time use.

It meant that they weren't from Remnant. They were from somewhere else. And if they and their children were there, were there more of them just waiting to be revealed? Had they hidden themselves so well? Or had they just arrived, learning everything by virtue of just arriving?

"You're not really thinking of accepting the offer, or taking in their kids, right?" Glynda walked over in front of Ozpin, who had sat down on the couch behind him. He was sweating from his brow, and there was the faint hint of sweat on his shirt.

It was clear to her that whatever he saw in that book, as well as the secret comment about the Maiden, had affected him more than he'd like to say.

"I may have to. I don't think we have a choice this time. Just know that if I go missing, or am turned into something I shouldn't be. Everything falls to you and our colleagues. No matter what gets in our way. I trust you. Wholeheartedly. I know you'll do the right thing." He said, wiping the sweat from his brow with the back of his hand.

"It won't come to that," Glynda replied, but there wasn't as much confidence in her voice as either of them would like.

No. There really wasn't.




"Why did you do that, Dale?" Dolores asked from their position floating above the white clouds in the sky, with the depths of space not so far above them.

"Oh, come now, Dolores. If I didn't give him ten years, there would be no hope for Humanity. We already know how that goes. Death. Destruction. The gods return." He began.

"We kill the gods and erase the universe before moving on to the next," Dolores grumbled. As if she didn't want to go through that all over again. They had done that route too many times already. It was no longer fun.

"Exactly. We've already been down that road so many times, I know it like the back of my hand. Besides, you're the one who said you wanted to try the good route this time. The little show we put on for that Ozpin fellow. He definitely understands our message. He'll contact us again." Dale smiled, spreading his arms out wide with the air of one so correct that nothing could challenge his assertion.

"He had better. I don't like that Glynda human. She's lucky I didn't turn her into a mollusk and send her to the bottom of the ocean." Dolores scowled, crossing her arms and looking away.

"But... She's not all bad. Defending Ozpin and all that. I can respect that dedication."

"Don't act like that. It's not cute to be all double-messaged when you look like an old lady. Do you not watch those Japanese cartoons? Tsundere or whatever it's called is only good on pretty young ladies." Dale joked, giving a sincere laugh.

"Whatever, Spoilsport." Dolores only scowled and spat down at the clouds.

"Anyways, wanna go mess with Neo and Roman?" Dale asked, and Dolores's eyes lit up.

"Sure, why not?" She responded with a chuckle. It was subdued, but Dale could sense it. She seemed to enjoy the prospect a little too much.

"I guess I have to clean up after you again." Dale sighed as Dolores shot down through the cloud canopy like a missile. Followed shortly behind by him.
 

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