[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Gur40]

Team STRQ aka Summer Rose Harem

Spoiler: Beacon Days

my money is on the CRWBY version just being a hot mess of failures because no adult can be competent in there show

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this is literally Jaune journey

Spoiler: accidental MC

Jaune: Everyone hated my 2parter in v1 so i'll be a side character now
also some how gets all the good character moments and growth

Spoiler: Dad Jaune

notmaplemable

Brave

Ruby: *Hears crying from her kid's bedroom* Honey? Are you-

Jaune: *Laying in their toddlers bed with a picture book and crying*

Lancaster Kid: *Snuggled up to Jaune* It's okay, daddy.

Jaune: The little bear is just so brave.

Ruby: ...

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OZMA POV/world outlook

Spoiler: world of idiots

 

[AndrewJTalon]

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OZMA POV/world outlook

Spoiler: world of idiots

vs his ideals

Spoiler: good

on a death world that galvanized huntsmen, Empathy should be a strong trait

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Please no real world politics. It jist ruins everyone's fun.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Fun idea: Cardin, Jaune, Ren, Sage, Flynt, and Sun are playing a Great War themed game and debate who the best general of the war was. Cardin goes with the Patton-expy, Flynt goes with the Rommel or Zhukov expy... It's a big argument... But they all agree that the Warrior King of Vale was the WORST. They badmouth his terrible strategic decisions and how he was finally pushed back from making any more military decisions by his generals, government, and wife so they wouldn't lose the damn war. Ozpin stops by, listens... And is a bit annoyed by them all dunking on his previous persona.



Jaune's choice is the Eisenhower expy as he had to manage all these lunatics to win the war, but he also agrees the Warrior King of Vale was completely awful.)



Jaune: "I mean he was good at the diplomacy and morale sides but military decisions? Geez... I think a drunken hobo clown would have made better choices."



Cardin: "A newbie on Battle Lightning would be a better general than that guy!"



Guys: "Ahahahahahaha!"



Sun: "Wouldn't have given away as many secrets!"



Guys: "Hahahahahahaha!"



Ozpin: "At least he was capable in battle and willing to lead from the front!"



every head turns towards him

 

[Balorak146]

Arturia sighed, long and suffering. "Jaune. What are you wearing?"

Jaune yanked the sunglasses off, face flaming crimson. "Nana, I—this was—I thought if I acted like a total tool, she'd hate me and we could all go home! I didn't know it was Pyrrha!"

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Hey, don't look at him, Mama-toria, this is entirely your own fault.

Seriously, arranged marriage interviews? Doesn't that kinda spit in the face of free will - ya know, that eensy lil' thing that your entire planet fought a war over within your lifetime?

Ozpin: "At least he was capable in battle and willing to lead from the front!"

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Warrior prowess doesn't necessarily translate to command competence.

Just look at Name-A-Canon-Event.

 

[Dragon Bob]

Ozpin: "At least he was capable in battle and willing to lead from the front!"



every head turns towards him

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Cue Jaune going on a long rant about how that's not a good thing.
Jaune: "The job of a king isn't to lead from the front or to be good at fighting, it's to lead the country. In every battle the King fought extra men had to be sent to ensure he wasn't captured or killed. The average soldier might have had better morale knowing their King was willing to risk themselves, but that's far outweighed by the downsides. The King couldn't be ordered by any of his generals, had less information than those generals, and was a priority target. Considering his skill at diplomacy he would have done better if he had instead spent his time visiting all the neutral parties and battle worn troops to make them believe."
Ozpin, stumbles over his words and leaves.