theaceoffire
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This is just suspicious as hell! Thank goodness Naruto's been raised in a village of ninjas, spent years taught by their official schools on methods of data exfiltration and on investigation and so forth.Satoshi said with a nod. "So, how's the quest for that scroll I told you about?
Aha! His suspicions have been arised! You better watch out young man, Naruto has a history of being sneaky when he needs to be, they will set up complex tricks and pranks that can easily fool even the most powerful ninjas in his own town where they're most powerful!
I'm not really sure what he's going to do, it's not really in his character to lie about the situation or be sneaky so I doubt he would play possum to learn more about the plans of this person or try to understand their motivation, but I bet he's going to be really careful to pay attention to what's going on!
"You know, the Hokage asked me about you. Said you've been talking with enemies of the village!"
.... What!?
You know the leader of my village who I love as a grandfather said that you were consorting with people that want to destroy the place that I claim to love and want to lead as a future hokage! Just in case you have any plans to assassinate me and flee and escape from all the various spies and stuff, I want to make sure you know as soon as possible so there's a little chance other people I care for will be injured in the process!
Seriously Naruto you are literally the worst ninja ever. I don't think it's physically possible to be less sneaky and underhanded, and it really strengthens my suspicion that the word ninja in this universe just straight up means mercenary... Because if we use Naruto as the standard, stealth wouldn't even be included in the mention of the career.