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Taking a Duce (A Benito Mussolini SI)

Interlude: Je suis français New
An excerpt from Jean Marie Le Pen's 1999 novel: La France Insoumise, France during the second world war:

The bitter tragedy that befell France in the spring of 1940 was neither inevitable nor swift. It was slow—a slow-motion collapse masked by delusion, ossified bureaucracy, and the crumbling remnants of 19th-century arrogance. From the moment German boots crossed into Poland on September 1, 1939, the French Republic was at war—not only with Hitler's Reich, but with itself. In those nine months leading to the Armistice of June 1940, France's soul was laid bare, stripped of its illusions, and left exposed to history's judgment.

And I was there. A child, yes, but already aware that something inside the very skin of our people had torn.

When war was declared on September 3, after the British ultimatum expired, France followed suit within hours. The declaration was delivered with trembling resolve, wrapped in the weighty, formal language of statesmen who feared what they were invoking. Yet in the salons of Paris, and the chambers of the Quai d'Orsay, the true terror was not German arms—it was French weakness.

It was a strange war. La Drôle de Guerre, they called it. The Phoney War. From the Maginot Line to the coasts of Brittany, French soldiers settled into their bunkers and barracks as if on an extended training exercise. Morale, initially buoyed by patriotic fervor, slowly ebbed into boredom and anxiety. There was little to fight, but much to fear.

The political situation was as stagnant as the front. Daladier, who had presided over the declaration of war, clung to power through inertia more than leadership. The Chamber of Deputies was riven by factionalism: Radicals, socialists, conservative republicans, all jostling for influence while pretending unity. Daladier was soon replaced by Paul Reynaud, a man of bold rhetoric but limited means. He surrounded himself with hawks—Mandel, de Gaulle, and others—but France's military establishment was firmly in the hands of the old guard: men like Gamelin, clinging to World War I doctrines as though the intervening decades had changed nothing.

Yet while the cannons of the Maginot Line remained silent, Europe moved. Norway fell. Denmark surrendered. The Wehrmacht devoured Poland and turned its eyes westward. And throughout this, Italy remained neutral.

That, in itself, was a geopolitical miracle.

In the first week of September 1939, while French troops marched into the Saarland with hesitant steps and British expeditionary forces began assembling across the Channel, a surprising message came from Rome. Il Duce, Benito Mussolini, was requesting a direct meeting with the French and British ambassadors. The Italian leader, still basking in the afterglow of his Ethiopian conquest, offered a bargain: he would remain neutral in the coming conflict—in return, France and Britain would lift the economic sanctions and diplomatic isolation imposed after the Abyssinian War.

It was a cynical offer. But cynicism had become the bloodstream of European diplomacy. The British, eager to prevent another Mediterranean front, agreed without public fanfare. The French followed. Sanctions ended. Trade resumed. And in the cafes of Rome, Italians toasted their Duce for sparing them another war—at least for now.

This agreement would echo loudly in the coming year. For while Italy kept its peace, France's military planners continued to assume—disastrously—that the Alpine front might erupt. Hundreds of thousands of men, material, and logistical resources were kept pinned to the southern frontier, guarding against an attack that would never come. A German invasion alone was one thing. A two-front war was unthinkable. And yet, that phantom threat lingered in every French general's mind, dulling their strategic judgment.

Economically, France suffered in silence. War production ramped up—slowly, painfully. The Third Republic's industrial bureaucracy was not built for emergency mobilization. Factory owners demanded contracts, subsidies, and assurances; workers, many of whom were still in the grip of union militancy from the Popular Front years, balked at extended hours and military discipline. The CGT issued contradictory statements—calling for national unity on one hand, striking over wages on the other.

There was never enough of anything: not enough tanks, not enough radios, not enough aircraft. What existed was scattered among competing commands, deployed based on the preferences of generals rather than the needs of the battlefield. France still manufactured tanks that could outperform their German counterparts—but dispersed, without doctrine, and with feeble air support, they might as well have been museum pieces.

The British sent their Expeditionary Force, under Lord Gort, who worked awkwardly alongside Gamelin's ponderous staff. Communications were poor. Language barriers persisted. Even the most basic coordination—tank support, air cover, shared intelligence—was riddled with duplication and confusion. The Anglo-French alliance had declared war together. They would lose it together as well.

The Germans struck in May 1940. Not through Belgium alone, as the French had expected—but through the Ardennes, that "impenetrable forest" that Gamelin had considered safe. It was a thunderclap. Entire French divisions were encircled before they fired a shot. The Wehrmacht's blitzkrieg was not just military—it was psychological. French units, cut off and leaderless, collapsed not from fear but from disbelief. "Ce n'est pas possible," one colonel reportedly muttered, as he watched a German panzer column roll through his sector unopposed.

By the time Paris was declared an open city, Paul Reynaud had already lost his grip. Pétain, the old marshal, was called into government. The Chamber, in despair, gave its blessing. And on June 22, at Rethondes, in the very same railway carriage where Foch had dictated the 1918 Armistice, the Germans took their revenge.

The Armistice of 1940 was cruel in its dignity. France was divided: the north occupied, the south left in the hands of Vichy. Germany dictated the terms. But there was no Italian delegation present, no Mussolini to preen for the cameras. Italy's neutrality, cynical as it had been, kept her outside this humiliation. Some in France viewed it as cowardice, others as proof that the Duce was wiser than they had imagined.

Yet there was no wisdom in that summer. Only shame.

In the weeks that followed, hundreds of thousands of French soldiers were taken prisoner. Others wandered aimlessly through the countryside. Cities emptied, refugees poured south. My family, like so many others, fled Paris with nothing but a satchel and our name. My father wept once—not for the defeat, but for the surrender.

He was a veteran of Verdun. He remembered what we once were.

As for me, I remember the silence. A silence so deep that even the crows seemed to fall quiet. It was the silence of a broken nation. Not yet conquered, but shattered—by its own failure to believe.

What followed the Armistice was not peace—it was partition. Not just of territory, but of pride, of memory, of the soul of France. We, who had once ruled from Dakar to Damascus, now watched from behind our prison walls as vultures picked apart our fallen glory.

In August of 1940, with Europe shivering beneath the boots of the Wehrmacht, Mussolini, still neutral, arrived in Vienna—not with armies, but with maps and ambitions. Hitler, flushed with his triumph, was in a magnanimous mood. The Duce, eyes gleaming like a Renaissance merchant-prince, spoke not of war but of "stability," of "Mediterranean order," of the "necessity" of preventing British encroachment upon the fallen possessions of Vichy. He promised to keep the Mediterranean quiet, promised to keep the waters safe from German exports, and, most crucially, offered Germany the illusion of benevolence: the image of allowing others to share in the bounty of conquest without bloodshed.

Germany agreed. The Second Vienna Award, remembered today as a formal adjustment of Europe's borders, became something darker—a secret congress of the new world order, held not in Versailles, but under its desecrated ghost.

The terms were brutal.

Hungary was rewarded for its loyalty with the full return of Northern Transylvania. A cruel reparation, for the Romanian army—humiliated and disarmed—was forced to stand by while entire towns were transferred to Budapest's writ, sometimes overnight. Bulgarian ambitions were likewise satisfied. The entirety of Dobruja, stretching from the Danube to the Black Sea, was handed over with German approval and Italian diplomacy. The borderlands groaned as old ethnic hatreds, barely concealed, exploded anew. Deportations, burnings, lynchings. And always, somewhere in the background, German officers smiled and said, "This is not our concern."

But it was the Western Mediterranean where the true crime unfolded.

Mussolini, that ghost of Caesar, pulled a map of France from his briefcase—not of the Republic, but of the Empire. He offered a vision. "Better French Syria in Rome's hands," he said, "than under British boots." Hitler, still dreaming of an eastern frontier, nodded. Why waste German troops securing North Africa when Italy, Spain, and the Arabs could be bought with ink?

Thus it was done.

Italy received what she had long coveted: Corsica, Nice, and Savoy were torn from the corpse of the Third Republic and absorbed into a resurgent Italy. Tunisia, too, became Italian—its people disarmed, its French elite imprisoned and expelled. French Syria and Lebanon, with its mosaic of religions and rivalries, was handed over with a smile. Somalialand, the neglected corner of the Horn, was added as a trinket.

In Morocco and Algeria, Mussolini's charm offensive was subtler but no less ruthless. Spain, newly awakened from its civil war and already under Italian influence was rewarded for it's newfound alignment. Franco was offered all of French Algeria and France's protectorates in Morocco, in exchange for quiet cooperation with Rome.

The new Maghreb would be a Francoist colony in all but name. A Duchy of the Maghreb, with the Moroccan Alaouite king as its figurehead, under Spanish influence. The Berbers, long suppressed by both colonial and Arab overlords, were empowered as auxiliaries and enforcers. French businesses were seized. French families—les pieds-noirs—were declared "undesirable elements." Their homes were stripped. Their lives, uprooted.

The insurgency came fast and bloody. French officers and civilians who refused to surrender were executed in front of their men and families. Bombs tore through market squares. Men, Women and children were rounded up, interned in desert camps that bore a terrible resemblance to the rumors whispered about German Poland. And the world watched, unsure whether to call this "ethnic cleansing" or "stability." Though the Spanish weren't without "mercy". Once they were all rounded up they were expelled to French west Africa.

The Free French—those who had fled south, those who had crossed into British Egypt, or waited in Dakar—seized the cause. In the wastelands of West Africa, tens of thousands of embittered pieds-noirs were recruited, formed into regiments loyal to the free french cause. They brought with them stories: of children dead in desert camps, of priests burned alive in Constantine, of entire towns razed by Berber militias trained by Spanish advisors.

De Gaulle, ever the dramatist, declared the Maghreb "a wound that bleeds France's honor." And for once, few disagreed. And soon they turned their wrath on the Vichy french in West Africa and across the colonies.

In Syria, Lebanon and Tunisia, the pattern repeated. French garrisons were overrun, disarmed by Italian Carabinieri or black-shirted militias, french civilians were interned then expelled. Resistance blossomed in the Levant. The British, ever eager to sabotage the Fascist beast without fully waking it, funneled weapons and advisors to Syrian partisans. But in Iraq, the storm was already gathering—the Golden Square was preparing its coup.

But Mussolini was shrewd.

When it's officers came to him for aid, rather than allow the coup to tie Italian fortunes to a distant and volatile Arab uprising, he offered a bargain to the English: Italy would turn in the leadership of the Golden Square to the British, and allow the British to secure their Iraqi oil routes and fields—in exchange for London's silent withdrawal from the Syrian theatre. A devil's deal. Churchill raged, but Britain complied. And the Free French resistance in Deir Ezzor and eastern Syria found their weapons drying up, their comrades dying in silence.

Then in Anatolia, France's blood would run again.

In the summer of 1941, with Turkey teetering and Greece now a fascist vassal under General Pangalos, the final blow was struck. Italy and Greece invaded eastern Thrace and the Anatolian coast. The Free French, bolstered by exiled units and North African veterans, were dispatched by Britain to aid Turkey's defense. They fought bravely in the hills around Tarsus, in the olive groves of Adana, alongside Turkish conscripts and Kurdish irregulars loyal to Turkey.

But they were no match for Italy.

The Italian air force, revamped and ruthless, rained incendiaries and mustard gas on rebel towns. Greek mountain troops, hardened by Balkan brutality, took no prisoners. Italian tanks—modernized and beggining to be mass-produced—plowed through Thracian and Adanan roads like beasts unleashed. Turkey and France held their ground, they made them pay for every kilometer. But alas they only had mostly men and rifles. And Italy had tanks, planes and gas on their side.

The free French withdrew through Kurdistan, into Iraq, wounded and hollow once the armistice was signed.

By October 1941, Turkey lay broken. Adana, Haytay and Tarsus was under the so-called kingdom of Greater Syria, an Italian puppet. Greece held Constantinople. The world had not merely changed—it had been dissected, rearranged by hands that cared little for flags and less for people.

And France? France was now two countries. One in chains, ruled by Vichy puppets. The other—Free France—was no longer French in empire or orientation. Her soldiers bore the names of Maghrebi villages lost, of mothers executed in Tunisian prisons, of comrades buried in Turkish soil. The Republic was dead. In its place was something older, something harder.

It would take a new kind of Frenchman to survive this world.

On December 16, the rebirth of France began. Not by words coming not from a government, nor a general, but from the marble silence of the Vatican. Pope Pius XII, who had walked a tightrope of neutrality and diplomacy, cast off the mask. The bells of St. Peter's rang as the Pope delivered a worldwide radio address, heard from Boston to Buenos Aires.

Pius denounced the Holocaust by name. Evidence—photos, testimonies, coded military transmissions decrypted by Italian intelligence and personally given to him by Mussolini was presented. He named the camps: Auschwitz, Treblinka, Chelmno. He named the dead. Jews. Poles. Roma. Priests. Children.

He declared Nazi Germany an instrument of Satan, called for a Christian crusade, and issued a bull of damnation excommunicating those who were members of the Nazi party. Every German who failed to rescind their allegience by January 1, 1942, was threatened with eternal damnation. Theological firepower—centuries dormant—was unleashed with precision. Millions of Catholic German citizens across Europe were thrown into spiritual turmoil overnight.

The same day, Italy declared war on Nazi Germany.

Mussolini—who until then had balanced on a knife-edge of neutrality while expanding his empire with surgical opportunism—struck like a dagger. Italian aircraft bombed Ploiești that day as Mussolini delivered his own speech declaring war on Germany. Then, fascist Italy's radio waves blared with a new slogan:
"Rome leads the Crusade—Europe shall be cleansed."

In Milan, crowds cheered under Fascist banners and crucifixes. In Paris, German troops entered a state of siege. In Spain, Franco convened an emergency cabinet meeting as Madrid's clergy praised Mussolini's defense of Christendom. He would soon declare war on Germany as well.

But Mussolini was not done.

That same evening, under heavy security, Mussolini met, André François-Poncet, the French ambassador to Italy. There, beneath frescoes of Caesar and Constantine, Mussolini laid out his vision for a restored France—a third way, a synthesis of monarchy and fascism under a Catholic sword.

France, he said, would rise again. But not as a republic, nor as a German puppet. It would be a kingdom, holy and reborn. The offer was astonishing:

Louis Napoleon Bonaparte, great-nephew of Napoleon III and descendant of the Corsican line, would be freed from Vichy custody and crowned King of the French.

André François-Poncet, would serve as the first Prime Minister—an olive branch to the republicans under the cross.

In compensation for France's loss of her African and Levantine empire, the new Kingdom of France would receive:

Belgium

The Rhineland

Luxembourg

The Belgian Congo

And Italian guarantees in helping reconquer it's former colonies.

Italy would even cede Savoy back to France "as a gesture of Latin brotherhood."

French identity, Mussolini said, would not die, but be reforged in royalist steel, papal gold, and crusader flame.

The stunned ambassador, reluctantly accepted.

The very next day, after another meeting with Mussolini, the Pope issued a second decree, stunning even hardened skeptics. It was a spiritual ultimatum.

"Any Catholic found collaborating or a part of the armed forces of National Socialist Germany shall be excommunicated unless they lay down their arms and present themselves to the mercy of God and of legitimate authority by January 1, 1942.

Bishops in Poland, France, Austria, and Germany were warned: neutrality was no longer acceptable. Churches across Europe read the Papal order aloud. Soldiers wept in confessionals. German chaplains burned their vestments. Faith had become treason—or salvation.

The Italian Army, seasoned from Turkey and bolstered by motorized divisions and recent reforms, crossed into southeastern France on December 18. They met stiff resistance from the SS and a few Vichy holdouts, but the Pope's decree had done it's intended effect. The Italian advance was swift.

On December 23, Italian marines landed in Toulon with support from Free French partisans.

By December 28, the 2nd Alpine Division took Marseilles, while local Catholic clergy blessed them.

Meanwhile, deep inside France, Mussolini's OVRA agents stormed the estate where Louis Napoleon had been imprisoned. They freed the prince, who, though frail and pale, greeted them with prayers.

By January 1, 1942, in the cathedral of Vichy itself, surrounded by French and Italian soldiers, Italian generals including Mussolini's firstborn son Benito Albino, and local priests, Louis Napoleon was crowned "Louis XX, King of the French", a crown was placed on his head by Benito Albino, it was the beggining of a friendship between the two men.

That same day, thousands of German Catholic soldiers deserted, seeking refuge with French and Italian forces. Those who didn't were soon being killed in pitched battles across France.

But Mussolini knew symbolism mattered.

Thus, on January 27, 1942, Louis XX was crowned a second time—this time in Reims Cathedral, the traditional seat of French coronations since Clovis, as the bells of Notre-Dame rang in unison. The cathedral, still damaged from the First World War, was hastily restored with Italian funds. The crown was placed on Louis' head with incense rising and chant echoing in Latin and Old French.

French generals—monarchists, republicans, and Catholic nationalists alike—knelt before him. The flag of France, now bearing the Napoleonic bee alongside the white cross of Clovis, was raised across liberated territories.

The people wept. Radio broadcasts sent it across the world. In Quebec, crowds gathered in candlelight. In Dakar, free french soldiers sat in stunned silence and rage. Even in London, where Churchill hated Mussolini, was forced to accept the situation.

The Kingdom of France, as restored by Mussolini, would become a strange hybrid—monarchist, fascist-leaning, Catholic revivalist, and deeply traumatized.

Mussolini, who had once been an atheist, now posed as a defender of Christendom, casting Hitler as a "new Herod" and himself as a Constantine.

But it was the Pope's words that echoed most in history books.

"France is not dead. She was crucified. And on January First, in Vichy, she rose again."

But as France free itself with Italy's help. Italy began to carve up Europe. Flush with the triumph of its December declaration of war against Germany and buoyed by the moral weight of Papal endorsement, Italy acted with ruthless precision to fulfill its new imperial design. The promise of a reborn France—crowned, monarchic, resplendent in Latin glory—demanded tangible compensation for the territories Mussolini had no intention of returning: North Africa, Syria, Corsica. France, humiliated and divided since 1940, would now be rebuilt not from Paris but from Vichy, its new sovereign crowned in exile and returned in triumph by Roman steel.

It began in Belgium.

December 17, 1941 — Italian paratroopers descended into the twilight over Brussels. Their objective: the royal palace, still a symbol of Belgian sovereignty despite the occupation. They seized it with surgical force—but King Leopold III had vanished, spirited away by loyalists into the forests of Wallonia. Still, the symbolism was potent. The fasces flew over the palace spire by dusk. But they found themselves under siege by the angry citizens of Brussels.

Italy didn't let this setback phase it, instead, they extended blanket amnesties to Vichy defectors. A flood of disillusioned officers, petty bureaucrats, and embittered nationalists—many drawn from Action Française and other monarchist circles—saw the Italian advance not as invasion, but deliverance. They became the shock troops of the Latin Restoration.

On January 2, 1942, the siege of the palace was lifted. Italian Paratroopers backed by Vichy defectors stormed into brussels, they were greeted fierce resistance, though Italian air support and arms quickly repressed it. That day, the Italian tricolour flew beside the Imperial Eagle of the House of Bonaparte atop the city hall. The Italian message was clear: the Latin order would return, and it would wear the crown of Louis-Napoléon.

Yet not all bowed.

In Namur, a different flame was kindled. On January 5, a ragged congress convened—teachers, miners, parish priests, and battered union men. With no official insignia, only red armbands and carbon-smeared pamphlets, they proclaimed the Walloon Free Republic. Their allegiance was not to Mussolini's puppet France, nor to the crumbling Vichy order—but to Free France, to de Gaulle, exiled in Brazzaville. A delegation was dispatched to the Congo that very hour.

The "Republic" lasted four days.

January 6, 1942 – 04:22 a.m.: Engines roared overhead as Savoia-Marchetti bombers droned over the misty Ardennes. Italian paratroopers—veterans of Thrace, hardened by the anti-partisan war in Bulgaria—descended on Namur, Charleroi, Liège. What followed was not war but liquidation. In Dinant, factory militias fought with kitchen knives and petrol bombs. In Huy, a railway worker named Georges Duvivier derailed an Italian supply train by manually releasing the brake—he died in the explosion. Bells rang across the Meuse not for liberation but for mourning.

By January 9, it was over. The Walloon Committee for Liberation was disbanded by rifle. Leaders were bound, blindfolded, and flown to Paris. Those not executed were made to kneel before Italian judges in kangaroo courts, humiliated and forgotten.

Then came the charade.

January 12: The "Reunification Referendum" was announced. There were no observers. The ballots were printed in Rome. Voters were herded to polling stations flanked by Blackshirts and foreign legionnaires. The result—97.3% approval—was not believed even by those who cast the ballots.

January 13: André François-Poncet, Mussolini's hand-picked Prime Minister of the new Kingdom of France, announced the annexation of Wallonia. Italian troops marched through the soot-choked streets of Liège beneath banners declaring "Bienvenue à la Maison." The illusion of unity was complete.

But in the north, rebellion brewed.

In Ghent, the ground still reeked of burnt pamphlets and tear gas. As the wallon republic was announced, the old city hall under broken windows and bullet-pocked frescoes came alive, a group calling itself the Flemish Council convened. It was a motley parliament: mayors, university chancellors, a few exiled ministers from the Belgian Congo, and Pieter De Clercq—a once-ignored civil servant, now thrust into history's blinding glare.

At 11:17 a.m., De Clercq, clad in black with the golden lion of Flanders stitched across his chest, read aloud:

"The Belgian State is dead. Flanders will not die with it. We hereby proclaim the independence of the Flemish Republic and request immediate annexation to the Kingdom of the Netherlands, under the protection of Queen Wilhelmina."

Outside, cries rang out—"Lang Leve Vlaanderen!" The proclamation tore through the occupied north like wildfire.

Dutch radio picked it up that night. Though Queen Wilhelmina remained silent, her Prime Minister, Pieter Gerbrandy, spoke directly to the low countries:

"The fate of our southern brothers is entwined with our own. The Kingdom shall not ignore a cry for unity born of war and sorrow."

That same night, Dutch and British armored columns crossed the border at Essen, sweeping southward toward Ghent and Antwerp to "protect Flemish civilians from foreign occupation." They encountered stunned Italian troops in the port district—neither side opened fire. The war had become a game of inches.

In Brussels, the Italian-backed Provisional Regency of Belgium condemned the Flemish declaration as a "temporary disorder." Mussolini raged in the Palazzo Venezia. Reinforcements were dispatched to Louvain, but it was too late. The north was gone.

But that wasn't the only place Italy had turned to.

On December 19, 1941, Italian paratroopers descended upon Luxembourg. The Grand Duchy fell in a matter of hours. On Christmas Day, a referendum was held by candlelight. 99.1% voted for annexation—under duress.

Then came the Saarland. On December 21, the Folgore Division crossed into Germany proper. By December 30, Italy controlled everything west of the Rhine river up to the Dutch frontier. Vichy defectors in Wehrmacht uniforms served as guides through the shattered industrial zones. Italian engineers began erecting French flags atop mines and radio towers.

On January 15, 1942, Mussolini's France held yet another referendum. Again, the result was predictable: the Rhineland was formally annexed to France. Streets were renamed. German books were burned. French flags were pinned onto every civil servant's lapel.

The British, meanwhile, marched in from the west. Dutch and British marched into Germany towards Bremen. The Italians allowed them passage under close watch. Mussolini had no intention of occupying Germany beyond the Rhine. Let the Anglo-Saxons mop up Hitler's ruin. Italy had carved its empire. Now it meant to crown it.

By month's end, the European order was shattered. France, once broken and humbled, stood once more—kingdom restored, crown re-forged, banner raised. But it was not the France of 1789, nor that of the Third Republic.

It was a Latin kingdom, born in exile, returned by foreign sword, and clad in imperial garb.

And in that smoke-wreathed twilight, where red armbands fell to ash and black banners rose again, the people of Belgium and Luxembourg realized one brutal truth:

They were not liberated.

They had been rearranged.

But the storm that had shattered Europe was now rolling southward across the vast, trembling continent of Africa. In the vacuum left by the collapse of the Third Republic and the fragmentation of Belgium, new powers clashed over old colonial frontiers, and ancient grievances boiled to the surface.

On the humid banks of the Congo River, under the red-and-gold banner of the french Tricolor, General Charles de Gaulle stood before a modest but defiant assembly of soldiers, administrators, and exiled intellectuals. In a speech broadcast via crackling shortwave transmitters to embattled outposts across the French-speaking world, de Gaulle proclaimed the founding of the French Fourth Republic. The ceremony took place in Brazzaville, the heart of Free France in Africa, and de Gaulle—clad in a simple khaki uniform, his voice dry but resolute—was named President of the Republic in Exile by acclamation.

By that day, February 4, 1942, the vast patchwork of French colonies stretching from The Caribbean to Vietnam had declared for the Free French cause. French West Africa, Equatorial Africa, Madagascar, and Indochina had all rallied under de Gaulle's banner. Most remarkably, the Belgian Congo too was placed under Free French "protection," with King Leopold III—now a guest of the British Crown—granting limited authority to de Gaulle to ensure its security and prevent Italian encroachment. Belgian colonial officers in Léopoldville reluctantly cooperated, fearing fascist advance more than Gaullist ambition.

But even as de Gaulle basked in his triumph, the ground was shifting beneath him.

In a grand spectacle staged at the Palazzo Venezia in Rome, Benito Mussolini unveiled what would become the warning shot of the coming cold war. Standing shoulder to shoulder with Spanish Caudillo Francisco Franco and the newly frowned Bonapartist pretender Louis Napoléon. Il Duce addressed a crowd of diplomats, soldiers, and journalists under a banner that read: Per un'Africa Libera, per un Mondo Nuovo—"For a Free Africa, for a New World."

In a thundering oration, Mussolini announced the creation of the Global Federation of Free Alliances (GFFA). It was to be a revival of the league of nations, one with more teeth, backed by Italian institutions, banks, and peacekeeping forces.

More shockingly, Mussolini proclaimed the founding of a new body: the Organization of African Unity and Liberation (OAUL), headquartered in Addis Ababa, to oversee the "orderly transition" of Italian and Spanish colonies toward nominal self-rule. It was, as the Duce put it, "a gift of Latin civilization to the African soul."

In the background however, the three powers intended to divide and rule Africa via "emancipated countries," rooted in a "third way" philosophy: de jure European monarchs, de facto African governments on the ground, European economic control, racial equality, all under paternalistic modernization, and pan-African collaboration on fascist terms.

Franco gave a few terse words about the "glory of Iberia in Africa," in an interview once the speech ended. While Louis Napoléon proclaimed that "its time for a new type of empire, not of tyranny, but of fraternity." The carefully orchestrated show concluded with African delegates—some legitimate chiefs, others collaborators in tailored uniforms—pledging loyalty to the OAUL. It was theater, yes—but deadly theater, and it played to full houses in Dakar, Algiers, and Bamako.

The reaction from Brazzaville was immediate and incandescent. De Gaulle took to the radio that same evening, his voice cutting and cold:

"This proclamation is not liberation—it is seduction in the service of servitude. The fascist powers seek to steal the language of freedom to enslave those who have bled for it."

He denounced the OAUL as a puppet organization and branded the GFFA "a conspiracy of empire against humanity." He accused Mussolini of trying to destroy France's colonial birthright and condemned Spain and the Bonapartist faction as "parasites gnawing at the root of French civilization."

In London and Washington, reactions were cautious. Roosevelt, already skeptical of de Gaulle's pretensions and wary of colonial commitments, offered no immediate response. Churchill, juggling his own imperial dilemmas, limited himself to a private note: "This will not help."

But the speech did not stop the wave now gathering force across the continent.

In Dakar, pro-Italian youth began marching under banners of "African Brotherhood." In Bamako, disgruntled colonial troops rioted after being denied the backpay promised by Free French officials. Pamphlets printed in Casablanca and distributed covertly by Italian OVRA operatives urged young African men to "trust Rome, not Brazzaville." OVRA operatives began circulating in Abdijan, Libreville, Nairobi, and across British Africa, offering food, guns, money, radios, and a vision of "Latinate emancipation."

What followed was not a single war, but a patchwork of revolts, intrigues, and shifting front lines that would later be known collectively as the African Wars of Independence.

Over the next few years in French West Africa, Italian and French trained insurgents launched coordinated uprisings in Senegal and Upper Volta, triggering a brutal crackdown by Gaullist forces. In Madagascar, OAUL-backed rebels proclaimed a Malagasy Republic, resulting in a three-week siege of Tananarive that ended in a massacre. In Mauritania, Bonspartist agents helped stir up anti-Gaullist Berber factions, promising them freedom and independence under a french banner like Italy did with greater Syria.

In response, Free French counterintelligence—led by André Dewavrin—launched Operation Vigilance, a ruthless campaign of arrests, deportations, and assassinations targeting suspected OAUL sympathizers. Cities like Dakar and Brazzaville saw mass raids and curfews. Torture chambers operated quietly in colonial barracks. The ideals of liberté, égalité, fraternité gave way to the logic of martial law.

The conflict marked the quiet burial of the Atlantic Charter—the postwar dream co-authored by Roosevelt and Churchill, promising decolonization, democracy, and global cooperation. In the deserts of Mauritania and the forests of Cameroon, those words rang hollow. The allure of direct Italian arms and money proving more tempting than British and American gestures.

Washington, watching the Franco-African War unfold with alarm, quietly shelved its proposed United Nations Organization, having been outmanoeuvred both morally and diplomatically by Italy and beginning the process to join the GFFA.

And so began the longest war of France's 20th century—not against Germany, not against fascism, but against its own ghosts in the mirror of Africa.
 
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Excerpt from Britannia Alone: A Memoir of the Second World War by Winston S. Churchill (1955)

The autumn of 1939 found the British Empire once more cast into a crucible of global conflict. The German blitzkrieg had shredded the map of Eastern Europe, and the Polish state—brave, doomed, and betrayed by time—had vanished beneath the steel tracks of Panzers. Bound by honor, treaty, and the bitter memory of 1914, we declared war upon Hitler's Reich. Yet unlike the apocalyptic maelstrom of the Great War, the early days of this new struggle were marked by a strange and uneasy stillness. The expected upheaval in the Mediterranean did not come. There was no torpedoing of convoys off Malta, no clash of navies in the Aegean, no advance from Tripoli. The Italian boot, poised and ominous, chose instead to remain planted.

Benito Mussolini, that operatic architect of modern fascism, declared Italy's non-belligerency only a few days after the war started. A flurry of diplomatic feelers followed, culminating in an unprecedented offer: in exchange for diplomatic normalization and the lifting of sanctions imposed after the Abyssinian crisis, Italy would remain neutral. British policy circles, still reeling from the shock of war, split between those who smelled duplicity and those who saw necessity. In the end, pragmatism prevailed.

The Shadow Peace, as it came to be known, was an act of mutual strategic expedience. For Britain, the cost of war in the Mediterranean would have been catastrophic. Our empire's very arteries flowed through Suez; a hostile Italy could sever them at will. The vital lifelines from India, Australia, and the Far East would have been redirected around the Cape—a journey both perilous and slow. Fuel costs would have tripled; convoy vulnerability would have soared. With no American aid yet in sight, and our own rearmament barely begun, we accepted Mussolini's offer.

The immediate economic consequences were substantial. British shipping would traverse calm seas in the Mediterranean. Our convoys from the East arrived faster, with fewer losses, and with fewer escort vessels required. The Admiralty calculated that by mid-1940, we had saved over 1.2 million tons of fuel and over 800,000 man-hours in convoy operations. Crucially, the Royal Navy was now free to shift destroyers and cruisers to the Atlantic theatre, where the Kriegsmarine's U-boats had begun their deadly harvest.

Maltese resupply missions were cut in half. Gibraltar, no longer under constant threat, became a staging ground for Atlantic patrols. Alexandria and Port Said received reinforcements rather than replacements. In economic terms, Britain was gifted a vital breathing space.

And we used it. Aircraft production was redoubled. New factories in Coventry, Birmingham, and Glasgow poured out Hurricanes, Spitfires, and Beaufighters. A network of radar installations grew like a metallic web along the Channel coast. Steel allocations were prioritized for tanks and artillery, not for ships sunk in a second Mediterranean front. Armaments minister Lord Beaverbrook declared that "Every moment not spent fighting Mussolini is a moment gained against Hitler."

But neutrality had its price.

The Rome Pact, a new alignment of "non-aligned" states under Italian hegemony, swiftly emerged. Spain, Hungary, Bulgaria, and later Greece found themselves orbiting Rome rather than Berlin. Officially outside the Axis, the Rome Pact nonetheless served as an economic pressure valve for the Reich. Through a vast web of commercial exchanges, Italy funneled German coal, steel, and arms to peripheral markets in exchange for foodstuffs, chromium, bauxite, and oil from the Balkans and North Africa.

The Bank of England warned of a "shadow network of fascist capital," laundering German trade through Rome, Madrid, and Budapest. Economic warfare became a silent front. The so-called Alpine Drain siphoned German goods south, allowing Hitler to maintain production levels longer than expected. Still, the War Cabinet judged the trade-off acceptable—for now. Our Mediterranean dominions remained secure. India and Burma could still feed the metropole. Australia could still send wheat and wool.

Militarily, we gained critical time. The Royal Navy's reassignment of capital ships allowed the formation of three Atlantic hunter-killer groups by early 1940. These squadrons—backed by radar-equipped destroyers and long-range flying boats—proved devastating. U-boat sinkings increased by nearly a quarter. By the time of France's collapse, the Home Fleet was leaner, faster, and more deadly.

Then, in June 1940, France fell—and the world held its breath.

Surely now, Mussolini would strike.

But he did not. The Italian war machine stood silent. The Alpine passes remained unbloodied. At Dunkirk, Italian observers watched the British flotilla embark 330,000 souls to safety—yet offered no fire, no threat. Their silence was chilling.

And while they stayed their hand in war, they moved swiftly in diplomacy.

In the vacuum left by France, Mussolini set about remaking the Mediterranean. His emissaries struck deals with the Germans for the partition of Vichy territories. Under the cover of the Second Vienna Award, Italy and Spain claimed the lion's share of France's imperial corpse. Spain annexed Algiers, Oran, and the Rif; Italy took Corsica, Nice, Tunisia, and French Syria. The French colonials, stunned and outnumbered, fought valiantly—but fell to combined Spanish-Italian force and ferocious native insurgency fueled by anti-colonial propaganda and fascist subversion.

Over one million French settlers were forcibly relocated to French West Africa—where they formed the nucleus of Charles de Gaulle's Free French. British covert arms, radio support, and training sustained their resistance, but the blow to French prestige and Britain's regional influence was severe.

Simultaneously, Mussolini negotiated shrewdly. In exchange for continued neutrality, we ceded Socotra and British Somaliland. Our backs against the wall, with America still an ocean of promises away, we acquiesced.

The Italian army, long derided in British circles for its pomp and poor performance in Ethiopia, underwent a quiet transformation. New motorized divisions were trained under German advisers. Air force squadrons adopted modern Italian-German hybrid doctrine. The Regia Marina constructed new destroyers with German sonar. Reports from Turkey indicated that Italian tactical efficiency had improved markedly.

Mussolini's long game was most evident in Palestine. Having taken in Jewish refugees from Germany. Italy allied the Lehi, a radical Zionist faction to train and indoctrinate Jewish settlers across Italian refugee camps. Italy then funneled arms and began to snuggle the Lehi into Palestine. British Mandate forces soon faced low-intensity warfare: bombings in Haifa, assassinations in Tel Aviv, sabotage of rail lines in the Negev. After ceding Socotra and Somaliland, Italy promised to cease all aid—but support continued through shadowy intermediaries.

To bleed Mussolini back, we turned Syria into a cauldron. Free French forces, supplied by Britain, waged guerrilla war in Aleppo and Homs. In retaliation, Mussolini withdrew support for the Golden Square coup in Iraq—handing the conspirators to us in exchange for Free French withdrawal from Syria. A grim arithmetic of empire: Iraq's oil fields in return for Lebanon and Damascus.

The most brazen Italian action came in 1941, with Operation Nikephoros: the joint Greek-Italian invasion of Turkey. Greece, under the fascist General Pangalos after a Mussolini-backed coup, struck east with promises of restoring Byzantium. The Turks resisted fiercely. British arms flowed into Anatolia. Free French units fought in Hatay. But the invaders prevailed. By winter, Constantinople was Greek once more; Antioch, Adana, and Cilicia became part of Italy's grotesque puppet state of Greater Syria.

For Britain, the implications were dire. A newly energized, ideologically committed, and militarily modernized Italy now dominated the Mediterranean basin—from Casablanca to the Levant. Even neutral, Mussolini hemmed us in.

Then came December 16, 1941—a day historians would long debate.

That morning, Pope Pius XII issued a thunderous encyclical: a denunciation of Nazism, the Holocaust, and the Nazi regime as a diabolic cult. Excommunication was declared for party members. The Holy See had spoken.

That evening, Italian bombers struck Ploiești, Romania's vital oil fields. Italy had declared war on Germany.

The world shifted.

Italian alpine divisions surged into Bavaria and Austria. Wehrmacht units, stretched on the Russian front and bleeding in the Balkans, could not withstand the blow. Mutinies erupted in Trieste and Vienna. German morale collapsed in Alsace and Provence. Italian-backed Lehi forces turned their fury against German agents and Arab collaborators. In one stroke, Mussolini reinvented himself as the champion of European redemption.

Even more astonishing was his crowning of Louis XX—a Bonapartist pretender—as "King of the French" in liberated Reims, with Catholic monarchists and former Vichy officials hailing the rebirth of a Gallic throne.

By early 1942, the Mediterranean was no longer a British lake—it was Mussolini's Mare Nostrum in all but name. Our empire still stood, but the corridors through which it moved now twisted through Italian-dominated skies and waters. Our reliance on American aid became absolute. The Indian Congress grew restive; whispers of Italian support for Hindu nationalists reached our ears. The global web of British influence frayed.

Yet we had survived. Britain, battered but unbeaten, stood alone—and then not alone.

The cost of Italian neutrality had been high. But had they entered the war against us in 1939, the Empire may well have perished.

And Mussolini? That strange Caesar of the South had played the greatest game of all. First a neutral, then a parasite, then a liberator. He had built a Third Way empire from the bones of France and the dreams of empire.

But we had endured. And history, I was certain, would judge endurance above all.


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An Excerpt from Alexander Solynctyhn's 1960 Book The Motherland: The Fight for Russia


In the autumn of 1939, as the world plunged into war over Poland, the Soviet Union stood paradoxically aloof and alert. Stalin had signed his pact with Hitler, that strange dance of devils, and reclaimed eastern Poland, Bessarabia, and the Baltic states. But within the chambers of the Kremlin, a deep unease persisted. The purges had thinned the officer corps; the factories still crawled with informants; and the workers, hungry and stooped, chanted slogans they did not believe.


The Winter War with Finland was supposed to be a three-week campaign. It lasted over three months. Soviet troops bogged down in the snow and forest, harassed by Finnish ski patrols and destroyed by invisible snipers. Stalin had gutted his generals—Tukhachevsky was long gone—and the Red Army, bloated with political officers and short on competence, suffered grievous losses.

But when the Italians intervened—an unexpected, theatrical gesture—everything changed.

The Duce's son, Benito Albino Mussolini, was captured and displayed like some Roman antique in Soviet custody. He became a propaganda jewel for Mussolini after his stunning refusal to release him in return for ending Italian intervention. Stalin's hand was forced, and the Soviets grudgingly allowed the Italians to negotiate a peace, permitting Stalin to save face and claim Karelia. The islands of the Gulf of Finland were leased, but it was a moral retreat. Stalin ordered reforms in secret: he brought back sidelined officers, streamlined production chains, and reorganized front-line command structures into combined-arms units. The Red Army was learning.


When Mussolini visited Moscow in December 1940, ostensibly to discuss a trade deal, the Soviet politburo watched him like a curious leopard. He spoke with exaggerated courtesy. But what he actually bought was information—German troop movements, factory orders, tank brigades massing along the border, that and a chilling prediction: "You are next"—shook Stalin. But what came next was even more stunning, a new Molotov Ribbentrop, one that spanned 3 continents rather than Europe.


That week, Russia began to reinforce the western frontier. Five tank armies were quietly repositioned. Airfields near Minsk, Vitebsk, and Kiev began to expand. Soviet spies in Berlin were told to watch the Wehrmacht's fuel shipments. And by January 1941, the Soviets had issued a new field manual—one that prioritized mobility, anti-tank tactics, and layered defense.


Stalin, though, did not trust anyone. He suspected Hitler but distrusted Mussolini more. He increased gulag quotas for "defeatists" and "foreign sympathizers." Meanwhile, in the factories, the Soviet war economy, accelerated by five-year plans and the fear of invasion, began churning out tanks—KV-1s, T-34s—and the new Yak-1 fighter. Women worked day and night; children scrounged scrap metal; prisoners mined Siberian mountains. The Motherland was arming herself.


On May 30, 1941, German armor surged across the Soviet frontier. Hitler had grown impatient and mistrustful of Mussolini's maneuverings in the Balkans and Middle East. But the Red Army was not caught sleeping.


The Luftwaffe found hardened airfields and dispersed fighters. The Panzer divisions were slowed by scorched earth tactics and well-placed minefields. Kiev did not fall until December. Leningrad was encircled but not taken. Minsk and Smolensk became a warzone. Stalin, unflinching, refused to flee Moscow and ordered the NKVD to execute any commander who retreated without authorization.


The Soviet Union did not collapse. It bled—and bled its enemy in turn.


Then came December 16, 1941.


The Pope, an unlikely savior, spoke. Evidence of the Holocaust reached the Vatican through Italian channels. He issued a bull declaring Nazism a heresy and excommunicated the German army. Riots began in Prague. Railroads exploded in Poland. French collaborators in Algiers defected. The German war machine, already stretched thin from the Atlantic to Kiev, began to shudder.


The Soviets had heard rumors. When it came, Stalin did not celebrate. He stood over his war map, puffing his pipe, and muttered: "So. The jackal bleeds from a thousand cuts."


He knew this moment would change everything. Italy had entered the war. The Allies would follow. But Stalin—calculating, cold, brutal—was already thinking about that conversation he had with Mussolini back in 1940 about the postwar order, about Warsaw, Berlin, and Tehran.

The Motherland had endured its fire. Now came its iron march forward.

By the end of December 1941, the Soviet Union had gotten past the worst Germany bought to bear upon it: it had pushed the Wehrmacht back, reclaiming much of the ground lost during the catastrophic months of Operation Barbarossa. The Soviet winter offensive was a ruthless display of military might—a testament to the resilience of the Motherland. Soviet forces, hardened by years of purges and the crushing weight of history, advanced at a pace not seen since the tsarist days of imperial conquest. For the first time since the invasion, the Germans were on the back foot.

The Red Army surged forward in a well-coordinated attack, exploiting the now demoralized German lines. Infantry units, followed closely by mechanized corps and elite shock divisions, advanced relentlessly, driving westward through the snow-clad wastelands of Ukraine, Belarus, and Poland. By Christmas Eve, the Red Army was only fifty kilometers from its pre-Barbarossa borders, marking a stunning reversal of fortune. The Soviets had recaptured vital territory in the north and the south, and the German invasion was officially in retreat.


The harsh winter, with its icy winds and unrelenting snowstorms, favored the Soviet soldiers—battle-hardened, equipped with winter clothing, and supported by a home-front economy that churned out weapons at an ever-accelerating pace. The Wehrmacht, already devastated by the Soviet counteroffensive, had no such advantage. Their supply lines were fractured, their winter gear inadequate, and their morale shattered.


It was during this period of desperate collapse that a break within the German military ranks began. The commanders of the three German army groups, disillusioned by Hitler's interference, horrified by the atrocities committed by the SS, and wanting to stall the Soviet advance in light of papal and protestant condemnation of its army began to fracture from the Reich. These officers, who had once fought loyally under the banner of the Nazi regime reorganized themselves. They formed the Free German Army.


But even as they broke away from the Reich, the Free German Army found itself besieged on all sides. Their supplies were minimal, their communications spotty at best, and they had no real strategic advantage. Cut off from the industrial heart of Nazi Germany, these soldiers were forced to retreat into the wilderness of Eastern Europe, with only the barest of resources to sustain them. The Soviet juggernaut pressed onward, its inexorable march unstoppable.


The Wehrmacht remnants, which had either failed to join the Free German Army or had remained loyal to Hitler's regime, now found themselves caught between two nightmares: the Soviet assault and the unrelenting hunt of the SS. These men led a relentless and pointless campaign of terror, herding whatever remnants of the Wehrmacht they could find into mass graves like the einzatsgruppen did to their victims.

Yet even the SS, with its relentless brutality, could not halt the Soviet juggernaut.

By January 15, 1942, the Soviet offensive had reached a key objective—the ruins of Warsaw. The city, once a proud symbol of Polish culture and resilience, had been reduced to a grotesque palimpsest of destruction. Burnt-out ghettos, bombed-out cathedrals, and shattered German outposts stood as monuments to the madness that had gripped Europe.


Marshal Zhukov's forces entered the city with a mixture of exhaustion and grim determination. The streets were lined with the shattered remnants of both the German and Polish peoples. In the aftermath of the German occupation, the city had become a battlefield, and the ghettos were places of unimaginable suffering. The Free German Army, having retreated to Warsaw from its positions along the Vistula River, made one final stand. But the remnants of their ranks, demoralized and poorly equipped, could not withstand the might of the Soviet assault. They did not fight to the death.


Instead, most of the Free German Army units surrendered, giving up their weapons and surrendering to the advancing Soviet forces. Some retreated westward into the dense forests of Pomerania, hoping to regroup and perhaps continue the struggle against both the Soviets and their former Nazi overlords. Others disappeared into the civilian population, hoping to escape the wrath of both the Red Army and the SS.


A few, including remnants of General Erich Hoepner's command, fought brief and futile delaying actions along the Vistula River. They knew the end was near, but pride and duty to their soldiers forced them to engage in futile resistance. Soviet artillery, however, soon pulverized them, erasing any hope of a final, heroic defense.


By the time the last German units surrendered in Warsaw, the city had become a symbol of Europe's profound disillusionment. The Germans, who had come to Poland as conquerors, now left it a hollow shell. Their vaunted "new order" had turned to ash, and the Free German Army—broken, fragmented, and leaderless—had no future.


The defeat in Warsaw marked a turning point in the war. The Soviet Union had reclaimed much of the ground lost in 1941, and with it, had gained the momentum. The Nazis, now facing internal disarray, were caught in a vice between the Soviets to the east, the growing unrest within their own ranks, the Italians from the south and the British from the west.


Stalin, in a speech to the people, declared: "The Motherland is free again. The enemy will never return." And while the Germans would continue to fight, the Soviet Union's victory was undeniable.


As the Free German Army dissipated into the forests and the SS rampaged through the streets, it was clear that the world was shifting. The fight for Europe was no longer a question of who would rule—it was now a question of survival. The Germans, unable to stop the Soviets, were on the brink of collapse.


In the coming months, the Red Army would push deeper into Europe, reclaiming what was lost, and with every mile, the Reich's stranglehold on the continent weakened further. The Motherland was not just surviving—she was becoming the hammer that would shatter the Nazi regime forever.


January 25, 1942, marked a moment of profound political recalibration in the crumbling ruins of the old world order. In the snow-blanketed Crimean town of Yalta, beneath an eerie fog that seemed to cloak both the landscape and the gravity of the meeting, Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin came face to face and formally announced the agreement they came to back in December 1940.


The following day, on January 26, 1942, the Treaty of Yalta was signed, a pact that carved Europe, Asia, and Africa into brutal new divisions, drawn both along ideological lines, and along the lines of power and survival. The treaty formalized the division of Europe, Africa and Asia between two power blocs, both determined to impose their own vision of the future.


According to the treaty, everything south of Saxony, extending down to Austria, would become the Kingdom of Greater Austria, a state under Mussolini's influence. The House of Savoy would be placed in a personal union with the Kingdom of Italy, solidifying the Duce's control over the southern half of the continent. With this pact, Mussolini began to lay the groundwork for a New Roman Empire, centered not in Rome but in a far broader, more expansive vision that stretched from the Adriatic to the edges of the Mediterranean and beyond. The middle east, save for turkey and Iran would go to Italy, as would all of Africa.


Soviet Union would be awarded the entire north of Europe. Everything from Berlin, through Mecklenburg, and down to the Dutch border, would be transformed into the German People's Republic—a brutal communist buffer state. The political heart of Germany would now be under Soviet control, its infrastructure and resources exploited for the benefit of the expanding Soviet machine. This was not merely a victory over Nazism; this was a conquest of the very German soul, reshaped in the image of Stalinist socialism.


The Netherlands, Czech Republic, Finland, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark would fall under Soviet influence, as would all of Asia, including India, Japan, and China. The Red Army would stand as the bulwark against Western imperialism, and Stalin's dreams of a worldwide communist revolution took a step toward becoming reality.


This new order, drawn in the icy halls of Yalta, was a perverse marriage of Stalinist collectivism and Fascist authoritarianism, forged not in the pursuit of human freedom but in the preservation of the very systems of oppression that had torn Europe apart.


For Winston Churchill, the absence of the British voice at the Yalta table was a humiliation beyond measure. Britain, having long played the role of a global hegemon, now found itself excluded from the carving of the continent. The Foreign Office in London was livid at the betrayal. The diplomats stationed in Rome, long considered allies of Mussolini's regime, were blindsided. They had been kept in the dark, never warned of the secret negotiations taking place between the Soviet Union and Italy.


When news of the Treaty of Yalta broke, it sent shockwaves through Whitehall. Churchill's outrage reverberated across the British government like a thunderclap. The man who had once stood as the steadfast leader of a united front against fascism found himself relegated to the role of an impotent spectator in a world now divided by powers he could neither control nor confront. The British public, once resolute in its resolve, now found itself questioning the future of their empire and its place in a Europe controlled by two totalitarian giants.


Churchill's voice, a rallying cry for the free world, now rang hollow as he faced the dual threats of Mussolini's Italy and Stalin's Soviet Union—powers that were far more ruthless in their calculations than the Nazi regime had ever been. His warnings, once heeded by the world, were now viewed as the rantings of a man who had lost his grasp on the direction of history.


The Treaty of Yalta had sealed the fate of Europe, Africa and Asia. Carving it between the spheres of Stalinist Russia and Fascist Italy. The continent, already shattered by years of war, found itself further divided—not by lines of national sovereignty, but by a cynical balance of power that favored the most ruthless of the two totalitarian behemoths. Yet as Stalin consolidated his control over the eastern half of Europe, Mussolini sought to build his own empire to the south, pushing further into North Africa and the Mediterranean.


But Winston Churchill, ever the tactician, could not afford to sit idly by as Europe descended into a new era of oppression. The shifting winds of war were upon him, and his understanding of the global balance of power had become clearer than ever. A long-feared consequence of the Yalta Treaty was taking shape, and Churchill, realizing the importance of the Atlantic powers—the United Kingdom, the United States, and their potential allies—took immediate action.


Having already liberated Norway, Denmark and the Netherlands; the united kingdom began to reach out to their newly restored governments as well as Sweden and Finland which now stood in danger of being absorbed into the Soviet sphere after Yalta.


These immediate diplomatic maneuvers began to bear fruit when the Netherlands on February 1, 1942 formally signed a defense pact with the UK and the United States. The Netherlands would stand with the Atlantic powers in the fight against the growing threat of Soviet communism and Fascist imperialism.


Norway, following close behind, signed its pact with Britain and the United States on February 3, and just two days later, Sweden, long a neutral power in Europe, agreed to join the alliance on February 5. This marked a historic shift in Scandinavian politics, as Sweden, driven by both fear of the Soviet expansion to the east and admiration for the resilience of Britain and the United States, began to align itself with the Atlantic powers.


But the most dramatic shift occurred in Finland, a nation that had been deeply scarred by the Winter War with the Soviet Union in 1939 and the betrayal it had felt from the collapse of Continental Europe. Finland, too, had reluctantly fallen under the influence of the Italian-aligned Axis powers in the wake of the Yalta agreement. But by February 7, 1942, the Finnish government, led by Marshal Mannerheim, cast aside its fear of Soviet reprisal and officially turned to the United States and United Kingdom. Finland joined the Atlantic Pact, marking the fourth nation to formally ally with the West. It was a symbolic and strategic victory, showing that even the most bitter of former enemies could seek common cause in the face of the shared threat from the Soviet Union and the Fascist states. Shortly after Finland joined the nascent Atlantic alliance did Denmark join in as well. In less than a month after the Yalta treaty was signed, the soviets were hemmed in the Baltic sea.


Less than two weeks after Finland's formal entry into the Atlantic Pact, British and American troops landed in Helsinki. On February 15, the city erupted into cheers as the first foreign boots touched the snow-covered streets. Finnish citizens lined the streets, waving flags and singing national songs. The very streets that had once been the site of bitter conflict during the Winter War were now filled with Allied forces that had arrived not as conquerors but as liberators.


The mood in Helsinki was one of exuberance, but it was also a mood of reckoning. For the first time in years, Finland was free from the shadow of the Axis powers, but also free from the looming threat of Soviet control. The Allied soldiers mingled with Finnish civilians, their voices drowned out by the cheers of the crowd. Swedish, Norwegian, and Finnish officials greeted the arrival of the troops with visible relief, as the West was seen as their last hope to stave off Soviet aggression.

The Finnish government's decision to align itself with the Atlantic powers in the final months of the Second World War was not without profound consequences. In a move that upended decades of precarious neutrality and regional diplomacy, Helsinki openly sided with the Allies, drawing the ire of the Soviet Union. Stalin, enraged by what he perceived as a betrayal and a direct threat to his northern sphere of influence, began rapidly deploying Red Army units to the Finnish border. Thus began what would come to be known as the Karelia Crisis—a tense and uncertain chapter in Finnish history, marked not by dramatic declarations of war, but by the quiet, ominous advance of Allied troops across the snow-blanketed fields of Karelia.


Throughout the bitter weeks that followed, from late February into May 1941, a dangerous standoff unfolded along the frontier. On one side stood Soviet divisions, hardened by years of brutal warfare against Nazi Germany. On the other, an unlikely coalition of Finnish, British, and American troops entrenched themselves in hastily fortified positions. Both sides were unyielding, unwilling to cede ground or influence. Tensions ran high, with the specter of a wider conflict looming large over Scandinavia.


Yet even as this crisis simmered in the north, Soviet forces continued to surge deeper into the crumbling heart of the Third Reich. Exploiting the collapse of German resistance, Red Army units pushed forward, seizing swathes of territory with alarming speed. What had begun as a regional flashpoint in Karelia soon rippled outward, culminating in open confrontations in central Europe. In early April, mere days after the official declaration of victory in Europe, British and Soviet troops found themselves in a tense standoff on the outskirts of Hamburg. Meanwhile, Danish units supplemented by British and American Troops found themselves standing against advancing Soviet forces just outside Flensburg.


Amid this mounting crisis, a surprising voice once again emerged as a mediator: Benito Mussolini. Having been the architect of the treaty of Yalta now sought to recast Fascist Italy as a stabilizing force in postwar Europe, Mussolini proposed a new round of peace talks. Recognizing the Soviet Union's immense sacrifices and territorial gains, he suggested that negotiations be held in Moscow—both as a gesture of respect and as a strategic move to ensure Soviet cooperation.


On May 1, 1941, for the second time during the war, Mussolini traveled to the Soviet capital, accompanied by a delegation of Italian diplomats and military advisers. There, in the halls of the Kremlin, the leaders of the great powers—Franklin D. Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mussolini himself—convened to address the escalating tensions. The talks would prove critical in shaping the fragile peace that was to follow, marking not just the resolution of the Karelia Crisis, but also the beginning of a new, uncertain order in postwar Europe.
 
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Excerpt from "The Eagle Hesitates No More: A Political, Economic, and Military History of the United States, 1939–1942" by Harry S Truman (1955)

The United States of America entered the Second World War not with a thunderclap, but with the whisper of preparation. Between the fall of Poland in 1939 and the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor in December 1941, the American republic transitioned from weary isolationism to strategic assertiveness. This transformation, accelerated and sharpened by the unprecedented intervention of Italian Prime Minister Benito Mussolini in early 1941, would define not just the course of the war, but the American century that followed.

In the immediate aftermath of Germany's invasion of Poland, the United States reaffirmed its neutrality. President Franklin D. Roosevelt, sensitive to the prevailing mood of the public and to the political strength of the isolationist bloc in Congress, steered a cautious course. The Neutrality Acts of the 1930s were amended in late 1939 to permit "Cash and Carry" arms sales to Britain and France, but no American lives were yet risked.

Economically, the U.S. was climbing out of the Depression, aided now by the war in Europe. Defense spending picked up, factories hummed again, and unemployment, though still significant, began to decline. The South saw a modest boom as military bases expanded; Detroit retooled for war. But politically, Roosevelt was constrained. The America First Committee surged in popularity, and figures like Charles Lindbergh and Senator Gerald Nye warned against "foreign entanglements."

Yet Roosevelt, increasingly aware of Nazi ambitions and concerned with global instability, quietly laid the foundations of rearmament. By 1940, the Selective Training and Service Act instituted the first peacetime draft. Roosevelt's re-election to an unprecedented third term in November 1940, with Henry Wallace as his vice president, signaled public trust in his leadership—but also left him with a delicate mandate: arm, but do not yet fight.

The early months of 1941 marked a sharp turn in global and American history. While Germany had stunned Europe with victories over France and the Low Countries, Italy under Mussolini had defied expectations—not by joining Hitler's conquests, but by carving out a Third Path. Italy remained technically neutral but had expanded aggressively across North Africa, the Balkans, and the Levant under the auspices of the Rome Pact. More provocatively, Mussolini began resettling European Jews in Italian territory and quietly funneled arms to Jewish Zionist paramilitaries in Palestine.

Then came April 12, 1941—the day Mussolini arrived in Washington, D.C., under heavy secrecy.

The meeting between Mussolini, Roosevelt, and Wallace was one of the most closely guarded events in American diplomatic history. On the surface, he was there to negotiate a grain deal. But according to now-declassified OSS records and the Roosevelt Diaries, Mussolini presented:

Intercepted German orders for Operation Barbarossa, the planned invasion of the Soviet Union.

Japanese naval codes and detailed strike plans for an attack on the U.S. Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor, obtained through Italian spies in Tokyo.

Early photographs and testimonies proving the existence of German death squads and concentration camps in Poland and Ukraine, painting a chilling picture of what Mussolini called "a war against the Jewish people."

Mussolini's offer was startling: Italy would join the war against Germany and Japan if the United States recognized Italian conquests in North Africa, the Balkans, and the Middle East. Italy would serve as a Mediterranean bulwark against Nazi expansionism and fascist Japan, and would recognize an eventual Allied order in Europe, including a sovereign Jewish state under Italian protection in Palestine.

Roosevelt and Wallace, stunned by both the intelligence and the opportunity, agreed to the Atlantic Understanding, a secret accord to coordinate joint entry into the war. The U.S. would begin preparing for total war. In exchange, the U.S. would de facto recognize Italian hegemony over its newly formed "Mediterranean Community."

After the Mussolini-Roosevelt summit, American rearmament accelerated dramatically. Though still not officially at war, the following actions took place:

Pearl Harbor and Pacific bases received high-priority reinforcements. Admiral Kimmel was replaced by Admiral Nimitz. Radar installations were installed. The USS Enterprise and Lexington were kept at sea.

The Office of Strategic Services (OSS) began intense monitoring of japanese activity in the pacific and German activity in Europe.

Lend-Lease was extended to the Soviet union and was intensified to Britain.

By the fall, American industrial output surged. The War Production Board began quietly seizing civilian production capacities. Aircraft production doubled. Steel mills in Pittsburgh and the Midwest ran non-stop. Roosevelt addressed the nation weekly, increasingly warning of the fascist danger without yet naming Japan or Germany as targets.

December 7, 1941—the day Japan struck Pearl Harbor—unfolded very differently to what the Japanese were planning.

The Japanese attack did come—but American preparations ensured disaster for the attackers. On the morning of December 7, American radar stations detected incoming squadrons. Anti-aircraft gunners were at the ready. Aircraft were dispersed across airfields. Key battleships were out at sea conducting exercises. When the first bombs fell, the U.S. Navy responded with practiced efficiency.

Only the USS Nevada and Ogala were damaged. Four Japanese carriers were sunk by counterattacks from U.S. torpedo bombers and land-based squadrons. Japan lost nearly 200 planes and thousands of trained pilots. The Battle of Pearl Harbor—as it came to be called—was the first major Allied victory of the Pacific War.

Roosevelt, now with the full support of Congress and the American people, declared war on Japan on December 8, 1941, and on Nazi Germany and its allies on December 9, invoking both the attack and the Holocaust evidence as causes for intervention. Mussolini declared war on Germany less than 10 days later, the same day the pope exposed the holocaust. The global alliance—Britain, Italy, the U.S., and their growing partners—was now at war with the Axis.

By December 17, 1941, the United States stood armed, mobilized, and allied with both old enemies and new friends in a global war unlike any in human history. The pivot had been rapid, but not haphazard. It had required extraordinary foresight, unlikely diplomacy, and the willingness of leaders on both sides of the Atlantic to abandon old paradigms.

The America of 1939, proud and cautious, had become by 1941 the arsenal of democracy—and, paradoxically, the shield of a strange but functional Mediterranean Empire.

History, as ever, unfolded not as it must, but as it might.


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Excerpt from "Steel Beneath the Waves: The Recollections of Admiral Chester W. Nimitz"
Published posthumously in 1963 by the Naval Institute Press


"We did not win by luck. We won because, for the first time in a long while, we listened to the warning of silence. The silence of Italian couriers. The silence of encrypted Japanese orders. The silence before the storm."

— Adm. Chester W. Nimitz

I was not yet Commander-in-Chief of the Pacific Fleet on that December morning, though my orders were in motion. Admiral Husband Kimmel had been relieved quietly on November 17 after a tense consultation in Washington. We had known the Japanese were planning something. President Roosevelt had been informed by Italian Prime Minister Benito Mussolini—of all men—that a strike in the Pacific was imminent. The name Pearl was mentioned directly in the documents Mussolini turned over.

Thanks to that warning, by December 1, the Pacific Fleet was at a heightened state of readiness. We implemented what would later be known as Operation Kamehameha, a layered defense of the Hawaiian Islands:

All battleships were placed on ready steam rotation: at least four would be at sea or under power at all times.

Fighters and patrol aircraft were rotated across inland fields to avoid clustering.

Mobile radar stations had been installed across Oahu and trained crews were ordered to report any activity.

Anti-aircraft gunners were given live-fire drills daily. Live ammunition was stored ready at the guns, against prior peacetime regulation.

Even so, I did not expect them to come when they did. And I certainly did not expect what happened next.

At 03:42 HST on December 7, a pair of Army radar operators at Opana Point detected an unusual radar signature—more than a hundred contacts inbound from the north. The USS Ward had already reported and engaged a midget submarine near the harbor entrance around 03:30.

Thanks to recent changes in doctrine, the report from Opana was not dismissed. It reached CINCPAC HQ within four minutes. I was roused from sleep at 04:10 by Captain Jasper Holmes and immediately ordered:

All ships to battle stations.

CAP (Combat Air Patrol) launched from Hickam and Wheeler Fields.

Anti-aircraft positions manned and ammunition unlocked.

Harbor anti-torpedo nets deployed, and destroyers positioned at the mouth of the harbor.

At 06:12, the first wave of Japanese aircraft descended upon Pearl. But this was not the surprise they had planned.

The first group, composed of 43 Nakajima B5N torpedo bombers, met heavy resistance before reaching the harbor mouth. Two were downed before they released. Our torpedo nets and patrolling destroyers—particularly the USS Helm and Ward—intercepted several others. Of the 40 that survived to attack, only eight successfully released their torpedoes, and only one made contact—damaging the USS Ogala (a minelayer). She would be raised and repaired months later.

The second group of dive bombers aimed for Battleship Row. But our ships were not anchored like a sitting duck. They were at sea, running a decoy exercise south of Oahu. In their place was the USS Nevada, under tow for refitting—barely armed.

The Nevada took two bomb hits but her crew fought fires swiftly and kept her afloat. Damage was minimal.

Our fighter squadrons—scrambled at 05:20—intercepted the third wave. Led by pilots like Lt. John Thach, they downed 29 planes in the sky. Our airmen, many trained under expanded Italian-American exchange programs started earlier that year, outperformed their Japanese counterparts, who had expected no aerial opposition.

By 08:30, the Japanese had lost the element of surprise, more than 70 aircraft, and two destroyers sunk by torpedo from our submarines and PBY Catalinas.

But it was at 09:03 that the counterstroke came.

The Enterprise, warned of the attack, launched every available aircraft within minutes of first contact. Dive bombers located the Japanese carriers Akagi, Kaga, Sōryū, and Hiryū roughly 170 miles north of Oahu.

A joint strike force from Enterprise and Lexington, supported by Marine dive bombers, struck the Japanese task force in successive waves between 10:30 and 13:00.

The Akagi and Sōryū were ablaze by noon.

The Kaga was hit in her magazines by a bomb dropped by Ensign George Gay.

The Hiryū launched a retaliatory strike that crippled the USS Salt Lake City, but she would survive.

By 14:15, three of the four Japanese carriers were sunk. Hiryū was scuttled by her crew at 16:47 to avoid capture.

The Japanese fleet withdrew in chaos.

We called it The Battle of Pearl Harbor, but it was no massacre. It was a stand. The first American naval victory in World War II. We lost 74 dead. One battleship damaged. One light cruiser scuttled to avoid fire spread. The Japanese lost over 3,100 men, four carriers, nearly 200 planes, and the myth of invincibility.

In the days that followed, Congress declared war, not only on Japan but on Nazi Germany and its allies. And in that declaration, we included evidence—photographs, intercepts, survivor testimony—of Germany's mass extermination of Jews in Poland and Ukraine. Evidence given to us, improbably, by Mussolini.

The Battle of Pearl Harbor was not the end of the beginning. It was the beginning of the end for fascism.

And I was honored to be there—steel beneath the waves, standing ready.

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Excerpt from "The Eagle Hesitates No More: A Political, Economic, and Military History of the United States, 1939–1941" by Harry S Truman (1955)

"We had planned for a long war. What we got was a revolution—a geopolitical collapse unlike any since the fall of Rome. And somehow, the man who started it all—Benito Mussolini—ended it with a treaty, a federation, and a crown for someone else."
— Secretary of State Cordell Hull, memoirs, 1952

Just ten days after the failed Japanese strike at Pearl Harbor, the Vatican issued the most consequential papal bull of the 20th century: Crux Iustitiae. Pope Pius XII, under pressure from documents provided by Italian intelligence and growing public knowledge of the Holocaust, excommunicated en masse the entirety of the German military, Nazi leadership, and their collaborators.

The result was instantaneous and cataclysmic.

Within 48 hours:

Riots erupted in Paris, Vienna, and Prague.

Desertions among Catholic Wehrmacht units skyrocketed.

Polish and French resistance surged, receiving arms from Italy via Corsica and Marseilles.

Anti-Nazi uprisings broke out in Alsace, Bavaria, and Slovakia.

The Vatican's declaration shattered any remaining myth of moral legitimacy in Hitler's regime. Mussolini had gambled that the Church's moral authority would break the dam of German control. He was right.

By December 22, chaos reigned in occupied France. With the Vichy regime evaporating, the Germans tried to hold Paris but lacked the manpower. Into this vacuum stepped a surprising figure: Ambassador André François-Poncet, once the French representative to Rome, now proclaimed Prime Minister of a "Free Kingdom of France."

Backed by Italian paratroopers, defecting Vichy officers, and Catholic resistance militias, de Roux declared the restoration of the monarchy. On January 27, 1942, in a lavish ceremony at Reims Cathedral attended by Mussolini and Pope Pius XII, Louis Napoléon VI—a distant Bonaparte—was crowned King of the French.

France was not restored to its old borders, however. In a shocking reordering of Europe, France ceded Syria, Corsica, nice and Algeria to Italy in return for:

Belgium (excluding Flanders which was occupied by the Netherlands)

Luxembourg

The Rhineland up to the Rhine

The Belgian Congo

Savoy was quietly reintegrated into France, as was Wallonia following a sham referendum.


While the Americans prepared for a Pacific island-hopping campaign, Europe fell like dominoes.

Soon after, the diplomatic world was rocked again.

The Treaty of Yalta, signed January 27, 1942 between Mussolini and Stalin, divided the globe into two spheres:

Italian Sphere: Africa, the Middle East, southern Germany, Italy, the Balkans, Iberia.

Soviet Sphere: Eastern Europe (except Austria), Central Asia, China, Korea, Japan, India.

Stalin agreed in exchange for Mussolini's support in post-war reconstruction and tacit permission to "Sovietize" Asia. The Americans and British were not consulted—nor were they in a position to stop it.

In the dying weeks of the Reich, Italy launched Operation Sapienza, a daring plan to seize Nazi technological assets before the Allies or Soviets.

Heisenberg was taken from a train bound for Königsberg by Italian commandos. Entire SS experimental teams surrendered in Bavaria to Italian alpine troops, who promised clemency and pensions.

Italian trains hauled out:

V-2 and A-9 rocket components.

Early jet aircraft prototypes.

Uranium stockpiles.

Nuclear research from the Peenemünde complex.

Rome and Turin became the new capitals of theoretical physics.

On December 17, 1941, elite Italian paratroopers seized the Belgian royal palace in Brussels. King Leopold III narrowly escaped to Amsterdam. Wallonia fell within 72 hours as Vichy defectors rallied to Italian command.

A referendum was held under Italian supervision—Wallonia "voted" overwhelmingly in favor of annexation to France. Luxembourg followed two days later. The Rhineland was placed under French-Italian "joint administration."

Flanders, sensing its doom, declared independence and begged for Dutch protection. It would soon be occupied then annexed by the Netherlands.

By mid-January, British-led forces liberated:

The Netherlands (including Amsterdam).

Denmark and Norway.

North Germany up to Saxony.

The Karelia Crisis began on February 15, 1942, when British troops landed in Finland and made their way to Karelia. A tense standoff that would last until may.

Winston Churchill diverted troops from the German front, weakening the western buffer and allowing Soviet expansion deeper into Germany. An Anglo-Soviet standoff at Hamburg nearly sparked war.

On February 8, 1942, Mussolini stood before a banner reading "Unione per la Libertà" and declared the formation of the Global Federation of Free Alliances, a rebranded League of Nations.

He invited Spain, and France to the innaguration of their organization. Then invaded the US, UK and USSR to join, and declared his support for:

An end to racism and antisemitism.

A gradual decolonization of Africa.

Self-determination under "cultural stewardship."

In practice, however, this was little more than colonization with a Roman accent. The newly created Organization of African Unity and Liberation (OAUL) promised African independence—with Italian advisors, banks, troops, and influence at every level.

The Free French, led by de Gaulle, remained exiled in Brazzaville and Dakar, refusing to recognize King Louis Napoléon. Tensions simmered.

In less than three months, the world had shattered and reformed:

Germany was gone.

France was a monarchy again.

Mussolini was hailed as a peacemaker in some quarters—and as a manipulative imperialist in others.

Africa became the next great battleground—not of war, but of influence.

The United States, stunned, watched the pieces fall—somewhere between a victory and a trap.
 
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I'll take a side of Germany with that New
May 1, 1942
The Kremlin
Moscow, USSR


The beef stroganoff on my plate looked like it had been scooped straight from the boots of a Red Army conscript—lukewarm, grayish, and suspiciously gelatinous. Still, I forced it down like a good guest, chewing resentfully under the flickering chandelier of Stalin's ice palace. Somewhere between bites, my mind wandered back to an old buddy from my Peace Corps days—Jim. His dad worked State, a real American cowboy, and he used to tell me stories about his time in Moscow. "The city sucks," Jim said once, half-drunk off cheap beer and puffing a cigarette. "The people are colder than the weather, the food tastes like wet cardboard, and the sky? It's a slab of concrete that never ends."

He wasn't wrong. Not even slightly. Spring had technically arrived in Moscow, but the air still smelled like misery and metal. My allergies were acting up like a Soviet factory whistle—constant, nasal, and oppressive. My nose itched, my throat burned, and the pollen here felt like it had been engineered by the NKVD. Goddammit, I hated Moscow. Every brick of this city radiated a kind of gray, joyless authoritarian despair.

And yet, there I was—seated at a grand table with Joseph Motherfucking Stalin, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and Sir Winston Boozehound Churchill himself. The Titans of the Second World War. Three men who looked like they had just stepped out of different genres: Stalin a noir villain in a military frock, FDR a patrician ghost gliding on wheels and political gravity, Churchill a puffy bulldog with a cigar that smelled like colonialism and regret.

Each of them had their translators lined up behind them like backup dancers at a YMO concert. Stalin's interpreter looked particularly anxious, sweating bullets like he was about to do karaoke with a gun to his head. Stalin didn't speak English. What a tragedy. Maybe if he'd paid attention in school instead of writing moody Marxist poetry, he wouldn't be so reliant on some trembling nerd with a notebook.

Meanwhile, Roosevelt and Churchill were chatting amiably, murmuring between bites, probably scheming about how to screw me over in the postwar order. I didn't blame them. I would've hated me too. After all, I'd just pulled the geopolitical rug out from under their feet in Europe and Asia. Bold moves. Dumb ones, maybe. But bold. Roosevelt gave me a look like I'd just murdered a puppy in front of Eleanor. Churchill scowled like I'd poured tea into a urinal. I grinned and shrugged. I had Africa by Toto playing in my head like a looped mantra.

"I bless the rains down in Africa…" I thought, tapping my fingers on the table as if the Soviet-made silverware could carry the beat. No, scratch that. I wasn't blessing the rains—I was blessing the goddamn beef stroganoff. The only good thing I'd tasted in this frozen gulag of a capital. It was mushy, yes. But in that moment, it was salvation.

Across the table, Stalin sipped his tea like it contained the blood of Trotsky. The air was thick with smoke and mistrust. I caught Churchill whispering something to Roosevelt, probably something like "He's mad, that one," to which Roosevelt might have replied, "Yes, but maybe madmen are the only ones who can survive this century."

In my head, the soundtrack shifted—Mariya Takeuchi's Plastic Love. I imagined myself in a neon-lit Moscow club that didn't exist, dancing with a ghost in shoulder pads and leg warmers, as KGB agents watched from the shadows, confused and aroused.

Back in reality, I stabbed another forkful of stroganoff, stared into Stalin's dead shark eyes, and smiled. I didn't belong here. Not in this timeline. Not in this century. But I'd be damned if I didn't steal the spotlight and soundtrack it with every synth beat from 1983 to 1989.

If the Cold War was going to happen, I was going to make it weird.

The stroganoff sat in my stomach like a Soviet tank—heavy, unpleasant, and likely to start a conflict if it moved again. The dinner plates had just been cleared, and the cigars came out. FDR lit his with a flick of statecraft and passive aggression. Churchill had already begun puffing on his second, eyes narrowed like a bulldog eyeing a suspicious mailman. Stalin, stone-faced and silent, toyed with his glass of Georgian brandy like it was a pistol.

Me? I was humming L'aventurier by Indochine in my head, eyes half-lidded, brain soaked in synth waves and 80s static. I missed my apartment. My PC. My girlfriend. The way she used to sing City pop songs in poor Japanese in the kitchen. Now I was here. At Yalta II: Electric Boogaloo, watching history split the world like a banana sundae—and I was the maraschino cherry in the middle.

It was painfully, hilariously obvious that Roosevelt and Churchill were furious—absolutely livid—at what Stalin and I had done. And honestly? I couldn't blame them. If I were in their shoes, watching history slip through my fingers while two lunatics from the East redrew the map with greasy fingers and trembling laughter, I'd be pissed too. But Stalin—oh, dear Stalin—was turning into a twitchy bundle of nerves and vodka-soaked paranoia. His eyes darted like rats in a sinking ship, and I could feel the old Bolshevik suspicion creeping back into his bloodstream. I had to reel him back in, remind him that we were brothers in mayhem, united not by ideology or morality, but by sheer opportunistic lunacy.

"Apes, together, strong," I whispered to myself. Time to be a bastard.

I pulled out a cigarette and lit it, menthols baby, the only good kind, all like I was about to accept a Nobel Prize for War Crimes and Melodrama. "I'd like to thank you, Mr. Churchill," I began, my voice lacquered in false politeness and barely restrained mockery. "Your unyielding commitment to fighting Germany, even after your army was driven into the sea at Dunkirk, was truly inspiring. In fact, it gave me and Comrade Stalin here the perfect window to carve Europe, asia and Africa into a new, improved, balance of power arrangement—just for us. And as for my beloved Italy? Why, you gifted us the chance to reclaim our mare nostrum under your nose—our blue, sunlit empire of waves and blood."

I paused for effect and smiled. No, grinned. A smug, radioactive grin that made everyone uncomfortable. Then, with deliberate slowness, I began smoking my ciggie.

Then I blew the smoke directly toward Roosevelt's direction, just to see if anyone would flinch.

The translator relayed my little speech to Stalin. For one brief, fleeting moment, I swear to God, the bastard smiled. Or maybe it was just the tremor of his vodka glass. Either way, I took it as a win.

FDR cleared his throat like a man who'd just swallowed a mouthful of barbed wire. "I think we need to discuss the... situation in northern Europe."

Ah yes. The situation. What a lovely euphemism for "the Soviets want to ice-skate across Scandinavia while the Yanks and Brits try not to piss themselves in the snow."

Churchill, ever the bulldog in tweed, leaned forward with that tired imperial gravitas of his. "We cannot, under any circumstances, permit Stalin to swallow Finland, Sweden, Norway, Germany, Denmark, and the Netherlands. These are sovereign nations. Some of them, I dare say, are still civilised."

Stalin, calm as a corpse but with eyes like boiling tar, just lit another cigarette and stared through him. "These territories are in our agreed sphere. The Red Army bled itself dry taking Berlin, and yet the Western Allies prance about Bremen and Copenhagen as if they planted their flags there."

He wasn't wrong. We had agreed—just the two of us that the USSR could have the North, and I'd take the warm, blood-soaked, sun-kissed South. Stalin wanted the North Sea. I wanted the Mediterranean. The Americans could have whatever was left after history finished choking on itself.

Roosevelt smiled the way a man does when he knows a bomb is ticking under the table but hopes everyone will keep talking long enough to pretend it isn't.

"This isn't just a matter of zones," he said, his voice measured, presidential, already thinking about future headlines and legacy-defining memoirs. "It's about people's right to choose. Denmark, Norway, the Netherlands—they have governments-in-exile. We liberated them."

"Liberated?" Stalin snorted. "You dropped bombs from safe planes and marched into cities after we did the dying."

And then all eyes turned to me.

Because of course they did.

Because I was the lunatic wildcard in the room. The allegedly rehabilitated Duce. The Italian Phoenix risen from his fascist ashes with a smirk, a new haircut, and a head full of 1980s synth and emotional damage.

I took another menthol drag. "Gentlemen," I began, leaning back like I was hosting a late-night radio show in Tokyo, "you're both right and wrong. Churchill, you're defending countries whose kings fled at the first hint of jackboots. Roosevelt, you're selling freedom like it's a goddamn Ford while black people in your country get lynched for trying to vote and looking at a white person the wrong way. And Stalin, buddy, I love you, but you've got the bedside manner of a haunted sawmill."

Silence, the translator relayed everything to Stalin and he glared.

God, I missed the modern world. I missed bluetooth. I missed my phone. I missed my brothers, my girlfriend, my parent's, my Spotify playlist. I missed Akina Nakamori, damn it. I missed Toto—Africa, on repeat. I missed city pop playing through car speakers at 2 AM on empty highways lit by sodium lights and the soft ache of existential dread.

But here I was, wearing Mussolini's skin, faking it until I made it. And weirdly... I'd started to care. About Edda. About Romano. Even about that pompous bastard Ciano. We had dinners now. We laughed. Sometimes Anna Maria would cry, and I'd just hold her hand, like a father should.

Back in the room, Stalin was staring at me like I was a hallucination.

Roosevelt coughed again, likely trying not to say what everyone was thinking: Why is Mussolini suddenly the sanest man here?

I flicked my ash into an empty teacup.

"Let's be real. None of us are going to get everything we want. So here's my proposal," I said, grinning like a blackjack dealer at the end of the world. "Give Stalin Finland and northern Germany up to the dutch boder. Let him have his Baltic fetish. But Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and the Netherlands? They stay neutral. Buffer states. No Red Army, no NATO. Just IKEA, ABBA, and miserable winters. Agreed?"

Churchill looked like he'd swallowed a lemon whole. Stalin exhaled a long plume of smoke and muttered something to his aide. Roosevelt simply nodded—because this was politics. Ugly. Improvised. And very, very human.

History was being rewritten on the back of a napkin. Again.

I missed the modern world. An ordinary world, god that was a good song, I missed Duran Duran now.

May 7, 1942
The Kremlin
Moscow, USSR


The room grew heavy as the days passed and we negotiated—thick with smoke, screaming, pride, and the faint scent of rot from Europe's freshly severed limbs. Stalin drummed his fingers on the armrest like a man contemplating which parts of the map to eat next. Churchill sipped his whisky in slow, deliberate defiance. Roosevelt had his hands folded, eyes narrowing like he could will the Soviet Union back behind the Urals by squinting hard enough.

And I? I sat there feeling like I was watching a rerun of a bad Cold War sitcom, only this time, I was in the writer's room, and I'd run out of lithium three days ago. Now it was time for the finishing touches.

"I must insist," Stalin said in that flat, undentable voice of his, "that the islands in the Gulf of Finland be handed over. They are strategic necessities. A matter of national security."

Translation: I want to strangle the Baltic like a drunk uncle at a family reunion.

Churchill bristled. "You mean to isolate Helsinki entirely."

Stalin didn't blink. "Finland and Scandinavia has chosen your little Anglo-American alliance. This secures it for them."

Roosevelt gave a soft sigh, the kind that implied a thousand telegrams, dead sons, and re-election fatigue. "We can't hold those islands. Not without a war. And I'm not dragging America into another while we're busy with Japan."

"And north Germany?" I asked, stirring the pot like a good little gremlin.

"North Germany must be under our control," Stalin said.

Churchill shot him a look that could melt glaciers. "We'll never abandon our zone!"

"Churchill," Roosevelt said flatly, "you're bankrupt. You don't have a zone."

Damn.

The old bulldog deflated a little, whisky trembling in his hand. He knew it. Everyone did. Britain was on life support, and the IV drip was American credit. I laughed a little.

Stalin leaned forward. "Then it is decided. The German occupation zones will be dissolved. All territory north of Bavaria and Saxony, including Hamburg and Schleswig-Holstein, will be administered by the Soviet Union. Under a people's republic of Germany. You will keep Scandinavia under your little alliance."

He paused, savoring it.

"And with Germany—we have the Kiel Canal."

There it was. That was the real prize. Not Berlin. Not Prague. The damn canal. The wet, salty throat of European naval power.

Churchill opened his mouth—then closed it. Roosevelt nodded once. A big, slow, reluctant nod. Like he was signing over his daughter to a debt collector.

I lit another menthol and exhaled like I was in a music video that never got made. I imagined Bobby Caldwell playing softly in the background—What You Won't Do for Love—as Stalin calmly rearranged history's bones on the table like dominoes.

"And the Danish Straits?" Roosevelt asked, one last, desperate flicker of resistance.

"Free navigation," Stalin said. "For all. Including Soviet vessels. We are not pirates. And we will declare war on Japan."

I nearly choked on my cigarette. You're literally a pirate with a hammer and sickle on your sails, Joseph.

But I said nothing. I just smiled. The kind of smile you give when the world starts slipping off its axis and you're the only one enjoying the spin.

Churchill stood up. "This is madness."

"No," I said, standing beside him, cigarette dangling from my fingers. "Vae Victus. Learn some latin old sport you'll get what it means."

He looked at me like I was Satan wearing a Roman tunic. But he sat down again. Because there was nowhere left to stand.

And so, like that, it was done.

The Soviet Union annexed every rock and ice-covered isle in the Gulf of Finland. The Kiel Canal, gleaming like a knife across northern Germany, fell into their hands as well as all of northern Germany. The Red Navy gained free passage through the Danish Straits. Europe had been redrawn not with treaties—but with teeth.

I wandered the halls afterward, alone. I missed Spotify. I missed eating sushi in bed at 2 AM while watching reruns of Neon Genesis Evangelion and crying like a man who knows what angels really look like.

But in 1942, I was the only man in Rome who remembered what the Internet felt like.

I hummed Voyage Voyage under my breath as I walked past a painting of Ivan the terrible and wondered what he'd think of this circus.

He'd probably laugh.

I did.

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Excerpt from Britannia Alone: A Memoir of the Second World War by Winston S. Churchill (1955)

It is difficult to convey, even to the most attentive reader of these memoirs, the sheer cold fury I felt in that chandeliered mausoleum of Stalinist grotesquery, as I sat across the table from two men who had just—before my very eyes—rewritten the postwar world with a kind of juvenile glee and monstrous ambition that defied all decency. The dinner in the Kremlin on May 1st, 1942, intended as a show of Allied unity, was in truth a prelude to betrayal. A betrayal not merely of Britain's wartime sacrifices, but of the very principles for which this long and bitter war had been fought.

Italy had gotten everything it wanted.

Let me make myself clear: this was no accident of diplomacy, no minor sleight of hand. What occurred that night was a deliberate coup—a geopolitical knifing delivered with vodka on one side and menthol cigarettes on the other. I sat there, cigar clenched, stomach churning with stroganoff and rage, as the so-called Duce of Italy—this grinning, charlatan who had somehow reinvented himself as Europe's most irreverent powerbroker—boasted of the Mediterranean as his own private lake.

He had done what I had fought my entire life to prevent.

Africa, the Balkans, the Aegean, the Levant—whole swathes of the world now danced to Rome's tune, not because of Italian bravery, which history will recall was in short supply, but because we—Britain and her Empire—had been exhausted, isolated, and too slow to see the knife until it was already in our side.

The implications for Great Britain were catastrophic. I speak not in hyperbole, but in historical certainty.

Politically, we had been outmaneuvered. The grand illusion of Allied unity, of the "Big Three" steering the world together toward peace, had been shattered. Stalin and the Italian Duce—an unstable, erratic figure whose speeches sounded more like jazz-fueled hallucinations than policy—had carved the globe between them in brutal clarity. They spoke of "balance," of "regional stability," of "spheres of influence," but I saw it for what it was: a new Molotov-Ribbebtrop pact, one that stretched not only across Europe, but through the very heart of the British Empire. The Soviet Bear would dominate the North. The Italian Hydra would feast upon the South. We, the lion, wounded and alone, were left to lick our imperial pride as the sun began to set on the Pax Britannica.

Economically, Britain stood on a precipice. Our coffers had been drained to support the war effort; our industries had been bombed and strained; our colonies had been stretched thin in both manpower and morale. And now, with Italy dominating key Mediterranean trade routes, including the Suez and the oil-rich Levant, we faced a maritime stranglehold unlike any before. British shipping would be in danger. Supplies from India, Australia, and the African territories would be vulnerable to Italian naval interdiction or diplomatic leverage. The Empire, once bound together by the Royal Navy and the assurance of British control of the seas, now found itself economically encircled by a brash and expansionist Rome.

Militarily, the picture was even bleaker. We had fought valiantly—at Dunkirk, in the skies over Britain, in the North Atlantic—but the toll had been tremendous. Our army was still rebuilding, our fleet aging, our air force weary. And what did we face now? An Italian military that had learned from its early failures, retrained, rearmed, and emboldened by unholy success in Turkey, the Levant, and North Africa. Worse still, they had begun training others—the so-called "Scuole della Guerra Moderna," producing a generation of ideologically hardened, modernized officers. Italian troops had now fought side-by-side with fascist Greeks and Syrian auxiliaries, and had emerged from the crucible with the discipline of Romans and the zeal of crusaders. We were not prepared for a future war against this new Italy.

At the table that night, I felt as if I were staring into the mouth of a wolf disguised in the skin of a jester.

The Duce—madman though he was—possessed a terrifying clarity. He mocked, insulted, and postured, but beneath the bravado was a design—a vision. One of a multipolar world in which the Anglo-American order would be merely another alliance in a madman's world. He grinned and spoke of a mare nostrum, a sea soaked in blood and empire. And Stalin, with his predator's stillness, nodded and drank as if to say, Yes, let the West rot in its self-delusions.

Roosevelt, to his credit, attempted to maintain composure. But even he saw the gravity of what had occurred. Our unity was a fiction. The postwar peace had already been broken before it began.

And thus, as I returned to my quarters that night, frostbitten by the winds of Moscow and by the betrayal I had just witnessed, I realized that Britain stood alone once more. Not as in 1940, when German bombers crossed the Channel, but in a deeper, more insidious sense.

We had become irrelevant. Outflanked.

And now, we would have to fight again—not with bullets, perhaps, but with cunning, diplomacy, and endurance. Against Italy, against the USSR, against the passage of history itself.

God help us.

Note: retconned a few things about Germany. Check out the chapter ohh Scheisse and Welcome to my Ted talk for that
 
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Mutually assured terror New
May 8, 1942
The Kremlin
Moscow, USSR


Same damn room. Same grim Stalinist wallpaper. Same old cigar smoke from the ashtray that looked like it had seen more war than I had. We'd been here for a week, circling around the same geopolitical dance like vultures over a half-eaten corpse. Northern Europe was no longer the powder keg everyone feared—it had become a smoldering ruin, under our control or otherwise neutralized. Now their attention had turned elsewhere.

Japan. Of course. Bloody Japan. Land of neon dreams and future heartbreaks. When I close my eyes, I don't see rice paddies—I see Shibuya Crossing, blinking lights, and some bunny-eared waitress saying "Okaerinasai, goshujin-sama." I always wanted to see a maid cafe. But I also miss microwaves. I miss watching trashy anime at 2 a.m. while eating Cup Noodles. What the hell am I doing in 1942? Ohh right, I died.

And these jackasses—Roosevelt, Churchill, Stalin—were now yapping about the Pacific War like it was some noble crusade. Me? I wasn't here to play global savior. I was here to watch history implode from the front row.

I leaned back, let the chair creak dramatically, and spoke before anyone could start their sanctimonious blather.

"I'll make my position clear once again before we begin," I said, voice smooth but firm, eyes locked on Roosevelt like he was a mildly disappointing school principal. "Italy has zero interest in fighting Japan. None. No territorial disputes, no grudges, no assets in the Pacific besides a useless little outpost we'd be happy to donate to the Nation of Your Choosing. Honestly, take it. Light it on fire if you want. We're not declaring war. We're not sending troops. But hey—we'll happily sell you whatever materials you need."

Churchill frowned like someone had pissed in his tea. Roosevelt's fake smile twitched at the edges. Stalin, inscrutable bastard that he was, just puffed his pipe.

"Should I remind you, Mr. Roosevelt," I continued, "it was my intelligence that warned you about Pearl Harbor. Your precious little navy, saved by good ol' Benito. We've done our part. If I were you, I'd stop sulking and get serious about your nuclear weapons project—drop 10 nukes on Tokyo and call it a day."

That landed like a brick in a porcelain shop. Time to begin the cold war.

Roosevelt and Churchill both went pale, like I'd conjured the end of the world with my tongue. Stalin squinted at me like I was speaking Martian.

"Nuclear... weapons?" Roosevelt echoed, like a man trying to sound calm while internally screaming. "Mr. Mussolini, what are you talking about?"

I smirked and leaned in slightly, just enough to make them uncomfortable.

"Oh, come now," I said, waving my hand as if brushing away the ridiculousness of their faux confusion. "We've got our own OVRA agents in the U.S.—shout out to the Italian-American community, truly patriotic folks." A lie, of course, but damn if it didn't sound good. "We know all about your Manhattan Project. The uranium, the German scientists that fled to the US —same ones we recently picked off for ourselves by the way. With the equipment we've… appropriated from Germany, our own nuclear program is in the early stages. Nothing explosive—yet—but the groundwork is being laid. I think I could nuke Amsterdam within the decade."

Churchill blinked rapidly. Roosevelt's mouth tightened. Stalin leaned forward, intrigued now, like a cat that just noticed the mouse had a knife.

"If we're serious about ending this war quickly, I say we join forces—create a joint atomic development initiative. Imagine it: the unified power of the Global Federation of Free Alliances harnessed into a single, glorious project. A gesture of unity. A symbol of progress."

I paused for dramatic effect, smiling with the kind of smug self-satisfaction that only comes from knowing too much and giving too little.

"We could call it The Roosevelt Project. Neat, right?"

The silence that followed was glorious.

In my head, I could hear the faint, ghostly echoes of 1980s Spanish pop—Luis Miguel crooning "Perdóname" like he knew exactly how I felt: exiled from a world of synthesizers and sodium lights, trapped in this goddamned sepia-toned meat grinder of history.

They thought I was crazy. They were right.

But I was also right.

And in this world, that was far more dangerous.

The silence dragged on just long enough to become deliciously uncomfortable.

Roosevelt was visibly shaken now, gripping the table edge like it might save him from falling into the abyss. His eyes darted between me and Stalin. Churchill, red-faced and puffy, looked like a man who'd just swallowed a pint of vinegar. Only Stalin remained calm—calm and curious. That glint in his eye... the man might've been a paranoid psychopath, but he smelled opportunity like a shark smells blood.

"You... you're bluffing," Roosevelt finally said, voice tight, brittle. "There's no way you—Italy—could possibly—"

"Oh, Frankie," I cut in, smiling like a cat who'd just shat in FDR's hat. "You keep underestimating us. And we keep surprising you."

With a casual flourish, I reached into my briefcase—the same leather-bound thing that had once carried my copy of Neuromancer back in the day—and pulled out a folder. Thick. Labeled Progetto Sapienza. The Soviets leaned in. Roosevelt leaned back.

I dropped it in front of Stalin like I was laying down four aces at a poker table. Then another folder—schematics, diagrams, blueprints marked with German insignias—carefully 'liberated' from Reich labs during our little stunt, Operation Sapienza.

"Here," I said coolly. "Enjoy. Designs for a nuclear bomb, preliminary notes on fusion, and some early missile delivery systems. We grabbed these from the Germans a few months ago during our noble crusade . Operation Sapienza—it was a little Italian-Jewish masterpiece. We infiltrated and stormed their Black Forest and Peenemunde facilities, siphoned the data, and vanished like ghosts in the night. Very cinematic."

Stalin raised his brows slightly, took the folder, and opened it like it was Christmas morning. His aides scrambled to grab the rest.

Churchill looked like he was about to have a stroke. "You're sharing sensitive weapon designs with the Soviets?!"

I gave him a look.

"You think this is about national pride, Winston?" I asked. "This is about survival. This is about building a new Non-British balance of power. We can't afford to hoard this kind of knowledge anymore—not when the genie's halfway out of the bottle. I'm proposing a joint nuclear effort. Italy, the United States, the United Kingdom, and yes—the Soviet Union."

Roosevelt looked pale. "You're going to start another arms race before the war's even over."

I started to laugh. A cackle, even Stalin seemed stunned for a moment. Then I got deadly serious and stared deep into Roosevelt's eyes. "So what if I did?"

I'm just giving everyone a head start. Let them spend billions building bombs, engineering reactors, recruiting defectors. Meanwhile, Italy gets to ride shotgun without burning through our own economy. If I play this right, we save decades of R&D money. Let them carry the burden. We just show up for the victory parade.

And more importantly? This move—this absolute nuke of a diplomatic play—sets the board for the Cold War to be even colder. MAD, baby. Mutually Assured Destruction. I was born in the shadow of it. Now I get to help invent it.

I stood, pushing my chair back with a heavy scrape, and raised my hand dramatically.

"This, gentlemen, is the path to peace," I declared. "Not peace through goodwill. That's a fantasy. Not peace through diplomacy—those die with the men who sign them. No—this is peace through parity. Through terror. Through the knowledge that if you strike first, you die second. Peace through Mutually Assured Destruction."

Dead silence.

Churchill looked aghast. Roosevelt rubbed his temples like he was physically ill. Stalin, to his credit, was grinning now—grinning in that terrifying way of his, as if he'd just discovered his enemies' house had no locks.

"Comrade Mussolini..." he said, voice low and pleased, "tell me more about this Operation Sapienza."

I sat back down, lit a cigarette, and smiled.

"Oh, Joe," I said. "You're gonna love this story."

Stalin leaned forward, eyes gleaming like he'd just sniffed a barrel of fresh paranoia and power.

"Tell me everything," he said softly.

Roosevelt looked like he wanted to stop me. Churchill looked like he wanted to throttle me. But I was already in freefall, and I wasn't pulling the chute.

I exhaled smoke from my cigarette, savoring it like it was oxygen from 2025. I missed Juul pods. I missed Spotify. I missed microwave popcorn and city pop echoing through my AirPods while doomscrolling in bed. But most of all—I missed being irrelevant. Instead, I was now the deranged architect of global atomic apocalypse.

"Operation Sapienza," I began, "started in January this year. While you two"—I nodded toward Churchill and Roosevelt—"were still landing troops in Europe and Scandinavia, I was planning the biggest intellectual heist in human history."

They said nothing. Stalin's smile widened.

"I knew Germany was investing heavy into nuclear research. But Germany, being Germany, was arrogant. Sloppy. They put all their eggs in the Black Forest basket—Thorheim Laboratories, Obersalzberg facilities, the Göttingen network, Peenemunde. So we sent in our finest: Italian OVRA agents, Jewish Lehi as muscle to back them up—men and women who had lost everything to the Nazis and wanted payback in equations and sabotage."

I lit another cigarette with the smoldering end of the last one. Stalin flipped through pages with the focus of a man devouring sacred scripture.

"We snatched it all. Scientists, blueprints, uranium samples, prototypes. We didn't even leave them a note. Took half their physics department. I personally debriefed the lead researcher while eating carbonara and listening to Hip to be Square in my thoughts."

"Hip to be Square?" Churchill barked.

I ignored him.

"Now we've got our own team in the Italy—call it the Sapienza Institute. It's underground, literally. They're reverse-engineering everything and making terrifying progress. But more importantly, I have the leverage. So what do I do?"

I leaned in close now, palms flat on the table.

"I sell the future."

Roosevelt's voice trembled. "You're handing over the power to end the world."

"No," I said, shaking my head. "I'm distributing it. Equally. Because when everyone has a gun to everyone else's head, no one dares pull the trigger."

Stalin nodded. He got it. He lived that logic. A twisted she'll of a man like myself, no wonder I got along with him.

"And let's be honest, boys. You're both going to build your own nukes anyway. At least this way, Italy isn't left behind. We cooperate, we share resources, scientists, data. Compete quietly. Mutually assured survival via terror. Everyone gets a seat at the table and the world doesn't go up like a Roman candle. Or better yet—if it does, we all go together."

I glanced at Roosevelt. The blood had drained from his face.

"I'm giving you a chance here," I added. "A Confederation of Peace through Terror. Like NATO, but with better aesthetics and more trench coats."

Churchill stood. "This is insanity."

"No, Winston," I said slowly. "This is the future. I'm just a humble schoolteacher turned architect."

Internally, I felt nothing—I'd just rolled the dice on humanity's fate and didn't care if it landed on snake eyes. But it was also genius. A shared nuclear program meant Italy didn't need to bankrupt itself. Let the US and USSR foot the bill. Let them panic and race. I'd take the data. I'd take the tech. I'd even take the credit.

And if the Cold War started a few years early? If the world tiptoed on a razor's edge while everyone prayed no one sneezed?

Well... welcome to the future, boys.

Stalin finally spoke, voice low, dangerous, delighted.

"You are a snake, Mussolini."

I grinned. "I'm a futurist."
 
You scratch my back I kill millions New
May 9, 1942
The Kremlin—Private Meeting Room
Moscow, USSR


I leaned back in my chair, arms folded across my chest, eyes scanning Stalin as he sat across from me, still the ever-calm, calculating presence he was known for. But there was something in the way his eyes flickered for just a moment when I spoke about Asia. Something... hungry. This man knew opportunity when he saw it. But what he didn't know was how to accelerate it. That was where I came in. I'd been through my share of strategic nightmares in the past few years—especially now that I was here, playing this farcical game—but this? This was different. It had the promise of chaos. And chaos, in its purest form, was the only thing that ever truly made things move.

I couldn't help but feel that familiar buzz in my head, the low hum of it, like a synthesizer riff from some obscure city pop song that had been burned into my brain. An entire genre of music—an entire era—just echoing in the back of my mind, like some forgotten dream. I needed that. I craved it. But here I was, deep in the mud of world politics, surrounded by men who thought they understood power and strategy, but none of them saw the play as clearly as I did.

Stalin wasn't stupid. He was no fool. But his reach needed to be extended. He had to realize that Asia, like Europe, needed to be broken—split into pieces, turned into a powder keg, ready to explode into his hands. Luckily for me, he was now inclined to listen to me.

"Comrade Stalin," I said, leaning forward, "here." I handed him a document. He took it and his translator began yapping away.

"I hope that after my warnings about Germany when I came here in 1940 you'll be inclined to listen to me more. Inside are documents. Documents showing Mao cooperating with the Americans, Japanese, plans for Chinese hegemony in east Asia, a threat to your sphere, a rival."

Lies, lies, and damned lies. But I needed it. I knew some cold war history. Sino-soviet split? Not on my watch, 3 way cold war, 3 camps, all tied up. And hey, no Mao, no great leap forward, tens of millions of lives saved. Maybe it'll be enough to ease my guilty conscience. I doubted it.

"You need to move on Asia. You need to do it now. The sooner you can get your hands on the Chinese, the better. We're both in agreement here, aren't we? The Chinese, divided, weak—easy pickings for a man of your talents."

He raised an eyebrow. That wasn't a sign of agreement—yet. Stalin's not the type to give you what you want right away. He had his own designs, his own pace. But this? This was bigger than some paranoid purge or military strategy. I had to sell him on speed. Three way cold war, I needed the soviets to be strong.

"You shouldn't dither on this, Josef. Your time is running out," I said with a sharp, sarcastic bite to my tone. "Take China—split it. You know what I'm talking about. Partition it. Let the local warlords rip each other apart while you expand your reach. Mao? Kill him, too ambitious, too dangerous, just like Chiang. You can't afford a strong nationalist leader there if you plan to fully dominate Asia my friend, can I call you friend? He's a nuisance—a thorn in your side, but he won't be a problem if you nip him in the bud."

Stalin's face remained impassive, but I knew he was listening. The thought of a fragmented China, an empire ripe for Soviet domination, was undoubtedly appealing to him. The more chaos, the more power he could seize. And the more room I had to play middle man between America and Russia.

I shifted in my seat, folding my arms tighter. "And India." I thanked god for all the briefs my OVRA agents gave me on the region. "You'll need to set that place on fire, just like China. Stir the pot, comrade. Stir it so that the British and Americans can't handle it. I'm already backing a few rebels but I'm too far away to properly back them unlike the Lehi. It's why I proposed that India be in your sphere, like we talked about. I'll give some support to the fight. But you need to go all in. Keep them divided. Gandhi? Jinnah? Nehru? They're symbols—just symbols. Weak men, sure. But their influence is enough to make your life a living hell in the future. You need to kill those symbols, Stalin. Assassinate them. Make it clean. Make it quick. Pin the Blame on Muslim or Hindu extremists, set india on fire. And as india and china burn, as Japan bleeds the Americans and British, we can move in on our spheres. Africa, the middle east, Asia southeast Asia, ours for the taking. Scandinavia and Europe was just a setback. Churchill and FDR think they've won, this was just the first act."

I couldn't help but feel that thrill again—the rush of it, like the guitar solo to a lost 80s hit. Everything I said, I meant. This was the move. This would shake the foundation of everything. "This will send Britain and America scrambling to put out fires they'd never expected. Britain is an overstretched empire in it's dying breath, and America is an empire still half asleep and mobilizing. The moment is upon us. They will not be unprepared for what we will unleash."

Stalin looked like he was mulling it over, his thick brows furrowed, his mind working through the possibilities. But the clock was ticking. I couldn't let him waste too much time. He needed to understand the urgency. And that's when I said it.

"And once India is burning. Once China is in the midst of collapse. Britain and America will be stretched so thin they won't be able to hold on to their colonies, let alone fight a war versus Japan. Its our time, Josef. The only question is, will you take the opportunity?"

Stalin finally spoke, his deep voice cutting through the haze. "Why? This is not the same Mussolini saying death to communism after his son was captured."

I leaned in, now fully enjoying the game. "Oh, yes. That's the beauty of it, my dear comrade. It's simple. If either of us tries to oppose the combined might of the UK and the US we would be crushed under their weight. Sure we might get some of what we want. But once the war ends we'd get hemmed in. But together, if we coordinate our efforts we can both get what we want. Think of it, as an alliance of convenience. I know you don't trust me, frankly I don't trust you. But I trust in your greed, in your lust for power and glory because I lust for it as well. Now then, will you make a deal with the devil standing in front of you and seize what you want? I thought you were a man of action Stalin, weren't you the one that had Trotsky killed? What's killing one man compared to the millions we'll conquer."

I could feel the tension in the air. This was the moment. That was the pitch. I was going to sell him on this, and damn it, I was going to make sure everyone knew who had been the mastermind behind this grand strategy. Sure, my mind kept slipping back to thoughts of city lights, neon signs, the weight of a good 80s track playing on repeat. The hunger for the future gnawed at me. But in this room, I wasn't just the confused man who missed the soundtracks of his life. I was Mussolini, making the most crucial decision of my life.

I could practically see the pieces falling into place. The firestorm of Asia. The burning of India. And in the end, the real reward: a new, shattered world that I controlled.

Stalin stared at me for a moment longer, before he nodded slowly, his lips curling in a semblance of agreement. "We'll move soon enough. But you are correct, Mussolini. A divided world... is a world in our grasp."

I couldn't help but grin.

This was the play, and the world would burn for it. I'd won. And all it cost was plunging the world into a three way nuclear tango. But I wasn't done yet, just needed to wrap this up in a neat bow. And that bow consisted of Kurdish corpses.

I lean back and pull another folder, I then slide the folder across the table. It's a thick one. Heavy. The paper inside still smells of smoke and blood, like the truth was branded into it with fire. Stalin doesn't touch it yet. He just stares at it, like it might bite him. I almost want it to.

"Take a look," I say, half-whisper, half-command. "It's all there. The death marches. The camps. The trains packed with Kurds. The gas. The shallow graves in the Armenian highlands. All thanks to my little war in Anatolia." I lean back, eyes flicking to the Soviet flag on the wall—blood red and totalitarian. The guilt was there, but I acknowledged it, it is what it is. "They thought no one would notice. But I did."

He doesn't flinch. But his fingers twitch once before he opens the folder.

And there it is. Grainy photos. Eyewitness accounts. Turkish officer testimonies my OVRA boys tortured out of him like juice from a lemon. Pages and pages of bureaucratic Turkish evil. The kind you need a cold soul and a desk to carry out.

"Genocide," I say, spitting the word like it's ash on my tongue. "Pan-Turkist lunacy. Carried out by the Young Officers. Türkeş. Atsız. All of them. They tried to outdo Hitler in brutality."

Stalin's eyes narrow. This time he does flinch. His knuckles go white around a page with a list of dead children and the words 'Kurdish relocation complete' stamped in Turkish.

I light a cigarette. It looks cool. I miss home. I miss music videos. I miss compassion. I miss Japan's trashy pop songs about heartbreak that made my girlfriend cry like a fool despite not being fluent in Japanese. I am a fool. A fool in a dictator's skin.

"Once the war with Japan is done, or before if you want." I blow smoke toward the ceiling. "You can use these documents as an excuse to move into Turkey. Turkey will be yours. But I need you to do me a favor. I need you to give my little global federation justification and legitimacy." I jab a finger at the folder. "Genocide. Mass murder. Ethnic cleansing. It writes itself. A humanitarian mission. The great Soviet and Italian liberators, come to stop a fascist bloodbath. A joint Italian Soviet intervention."

I chuckle. A dry, broken sound. "Of course, the irony being that we are no better than the Turks. But history won't remember it that way. Not if we write it first. And of course once it's all done you can pull turkey into your sphere."

Stalin looks at me like he's reading a puzzle he already solved. "And you?"

"I get nothing out of Turkey. I'm not greedy. I have my backyard—Africa, the Middle East, the Maghreb, Egypt. Except that I become a hero alongside you in Turkey, we both win, my global federation destroys whatever legitimacy the British and Americans stupid little Atlantic charter has and we gain moral legitimacy."

A pause. He studies me again. Like he's trying to figure out if I'm insane or just brilliant. The answer is yes to both, specially the former. Stalin nods once, slowly. The way a glacier nods. Deliberate. Cold. I know that look. He'll do it.

"I've already seen the future, Josef," I say softly. "But if we join forces for now, we can make things the way we want it to be."

And in the silence that follows, I hear it again—Junko Yagami's voice drifting through my mind like a ghost:
"Tasogare no Bay City…"
Twilight in Bay City. Neon lights on wet pavement.

God I missed Sofie.
 
You will sign my fucking treaty New
May 25, 1942
Palazzo Venezia
Rome, Italy


Dinner was a delirious spectacle—three courses of decadence, drowned in wine and lacquered with opera. I barely tasted a thing. I haven't truly tasted anything since 2023. Since five guys. Since Bonchon's fried chicken. Since Sofie. Since the scent of Pantene Pro-V in her damp black hair as she leaned on me in DC while walking home from a day at the museum. All of that—gone. Now I dealt with foie gras, veal, and the stench of history dying in real time.

My puppets—no, my unwitting slaves—sat around the long mahogany table like actors on the final night of a doomed play. Louis Napoléon of France, still playing emperor in a suit three sizes too tight. Franco, smelling faintly of incense and gunpowder. Horthy, old-world charm and new-world insecurity. Kvaternik, my Croat lapdog, more manageable than that insufferable fanatic Pavelić. Vërlaci of Albania, Saadeh of Syria with those big dreamy pan-Syrian eyes, Pangalos of Greece wheezing through every syllable, Tsar Boris III, King Michael I, Avraham Stern—the fire-eyed ghost of Zion—and Figl of Austria, that spineless pragmatist. And even Imam Yahya from Yemen, in robes that whispered across the marble like a threat.

It was my Legion of Doom. My Axis of Style. My neofascist fever dream with an Italo-disco beat.

I finished my glass of Chianti, snapped my fingers like I was directing a scene from American Psycho if it were dubbed in Japanese with Tatsuro Yamashita playing in the background.

From the shadows, my aides emerged—silent, black-suited specters—and handed each man two folders. One red. One blue. The colors of destiny. The colors of madness.

"Open the blue folder," I instructed coolly, my voice like ice under pressure. The translators murmured the order in a dozen accents.

They opened them. Pages rustled like a paper hurricane.

Franco was first to speak, because of course he was. "What is this?"

"That," I said, pouring myself another glass, "is the future. Missiles that fly across continents without a pilot. Bombs so vast they can erase a city in a blink. We stole it all from the Germans while they were too busy shooting Jews to notice."

I let it hang.

I smiled. Not because it was funny. But because it hurt. Because this wasn't my world. This wasn't home.

"And of course," I went on, slow and deliberate, "these aren't gifts. They're investments. The price… is in the red folder. And if you take it, the nukes are all yours to use."

Rustling again. Eyes widened. Palms sweated.

"The Mare Nostrum Economic and Security Framework?" Louis Napoléon asked, puzzled, as if he had just stumbled upon the final level of a game he didn't know he was playing.

I nodded. "My masterpiece," I thought. "My Economics major finally paying off. Poli-sci minor too, God rest my GPA."

The folder contained the blueprint of a new world—a synthetic beast cobbled from the bones of the EU, NATO, the WTO, and whatever twisted dreams I half-remembered from late nights watching documentaries while half-drunk during peace corps service.

"This," I announced, rising to my feet with theatrical flair, "is our future. Bound by war, yes—but we must go further. We must become an empire of systems. Unified, interlocked, indivisible. Capital, labor, steel, uranium—all flowing freely between us. Like blood."

I paced the room now, drunk on the music in my head—Miami Sound Machine's Conga pounding in rhythm with my heartbeat.

"The Soviets are building their own bombs. So are the Americans. If we don't bind ourselves now, we will be swallowed—devoured—by their ambitions."

I looked at each of them, let the silence do the damage. I imagined them replaced by holograms, anime filters, neon lights flickering behind their heads.

"But together?" I hissed. "Together, we exceed them. Together, we crush them."

I slammed my hand on the table. "We create a common market. Free movement of capital, workers, services. Unified scientific and military research. Nuclear collaboration. A joint command structure. If one is attacked, all respond. If one falls behind, all advance to pull them forward."

I took a breath. I could feel the world tearing at the seams behind my eyes.

"I know what you're thinking," I added with a smile, as if I were pitching a startup in Silicon Valley. "This sounds impossible. Too complicated. Too modern."

I leaned forward. "That's because it is. Welcome to modernity, gentlemen. I've seen the future, and either we adapt, or we die."

Silence again.

I sat down, suddenly tired.

Outside, the eternal Roman night continued. The air buzzed with ghosts. Somewhere, in my head, Laura Branigan's Self Control started playing.

And all I could think about… was how much I missed air-conditioning.

The air was thick now—perfumed with cigar smoke, fear, ambition. The kind of atmosphere where dreams either bloom or rot.

Franco looked skeptical, his thick fingers twitching like he was resisting the urge to reach for a pistol or a rosary. "A single market between Spain and Jews? Albanians and Austrians? Greeks and Syrians? You're mad."

I leaned back in my chair, fingers steepled like a villain in an 80s anime. "Yes. I am mad. Mad enough to know that the current order is already dead. We are the worms eating its corpse—and we may as well feast together."

Kvaternik glanced up. "What about tariffs?"

"Gone," I said. "Phased out over five years. Uniform import-export regulations across all member states. We'll create a shared customs union with centralized border enforcement. Call it 'MareCom' or some other soulless technocratic acronym. It doesn't matter. The illusion of structure is enough to keep the bureaucrats happy."

Vërlaci nodded slowly. "And labor?"

"Free movement," I said. "Any worker from any member state can live and work in another. Think of it—Spaniards building railroads in Syria. Greeks running Croatian shipyards. Yemenis engineering Austrian turbines. A symphony of labor. A marketplace of blood and steel." Italian economic dominance, all these other nations were either too destroyed by war or too economically weak to resist.

Boris III stroked his mustache. "That will provoke unrest."

"Yes," I said, grinning. "It will. And when it does, we will crush it. Together. Unified police and intelligence services. Cross-border paramilitary teams. Interpol, another soulless acronym for us to use."

Figl cleared his throat meekly. "And the currency?"

"Phase One: national currencies tied to a shared index—call it the Aquila Standard, based on a basket of commodities: gold, oil, uranium, and wheat. Phase Two: a unified currency. A new lira, or a new name entirely—Solidus, like the old Roman currency." I looked into the distance like I could already see it minted and gleaming, spinning in slow motion to the sound of Take on Me.

"But who controls it?" asked Stern, eyes narrowing. "Who sets interest rates? Who decides inflation targets?"

Ah, the Israeli ghost speaks. I met his gaze. "A central bank. Rotating presidency. Based in Rome for optics. Staffed by technocrats loyal to the vision, not to any single nation. Quiet, clean men with cold eyes and no souls. Like the ECB, but with balls." Lies, OVRA would be all over them, dancing to my tune while they thought they were free.

There were murmurs now—nervous, curious, intrigued. They were hooked. You could see it in the way their fingers touched their folders again, like addicts stroking the last cigarette in the pack.

"And the military?" Pangalos wheezed. "We share doctrine, but what about command?"

"Unified Strategic Command headquartered in Rome. Each member contributes a minimum 5% of GDP to defense. Centralized logistics. Interoperable equipment. Shared bases. Cross-training. Intelligence fusion. You attack one, you attack all." NATO but with a fascist aesthetic.

Franco sneered. "You expect Spain to hand over its autonomy?"

"No," I replied, sipping from my glass. "I expect you to pretend you are, while getting rich, strong, and indispensable. Sovereignty is the sugar pill. Integration is the medicine."

Stern leaned forward, fingers pressed together. "What about Palestine?"

"Yours," I said. "You'll have your Israel like we agreed to don't worry—backed by the might of this new order. But only if you stay useful, and only if you keep the Soviets, Americans and British out of the middle east along with Syria over there. And no atrocities this time, I don't want to see Arabs expelled, or murdered en masse. Treat them as second class citizens, segregate them like the Americans do with the blacks. But I don't want bad PR. We're not Germany or Turkey."

He sat back. No smile. Just calculation. I respected that.

Across the table, Saadeh and Yahya exchanged glances, already calculating their own angles.

"Make no mistake," I said, standing again, pacing like a panther in a glass cage, "this is not about fairness. This is not about democracy. This is about survival. This is about power. We will be the heart of a new world economy. We will carve the future like a disco ball made of steel and napalm."

I paused dramatically. The silence was almost religious.

"All you have to do… is sign."

Outside, the sun was setting over Rome. Inside, something else was rising—something twisted and new.

And in the back of my mind, Ana Torroja was singing softly in Spanish about lost love.

It was Louis Napoléon who finally stood up.

Not Franco, not Pangalos, not the imam—no, the French pretender, with his waxy hands and long Bourbon face, had apparently had enough. He stood with the pomp of a man who'd once watched his ancestor lose an empire and decided, inexplicably, to try again.

"This is madness," he said coolly, eyes scanning the room for support. "You speak of markets and missiles, of unity and annihilation, but all I see is an Italian empire in disguise. Rome at the center of a black sun. I did not see my family's throne restored to become a satrap."

A few nods. Figl. Kvaternik. Even Franco gave a grunt, which was about as close to agreement as he ever got without shooting someone.

Napoléon went on: "If we sign this… this red folder, we become nothing but tributaries. You speak of unity, but all roads still lead to you."

I smiled. Not the gracious kind, but the type you learn in back rooms, the kind that smells like blood and glue and mother's perfume.

"What other choice do you have?" I said. "Do you think Britain or the US will let you keep Wallonia? Luxembourg? The Rhineland? Who will help you reconquer Africa?"

I stood up slowly. Chair scraping against the marble like a blade on bone.

"I don't need you to like this, Louis. I don't need you to understand it. I need you to sign."

The room stiffened.

"I have given you everything. You rule Paris only because I allowed it. You eat from my hand and then choke on the bones, crying tyranny? What a joke."

I turned to the others.

"Do you think this world will wait for us? Do you think the Americans will share their economy? The Soviets their science? Do you think Churchill dreams of treaties with men like us? No. They dream of our overthrow, of us becoming puppets to their stupid dreams of freedom, democracy, secularism and godlessness. They dream of our children shot in basements. We are the last kings of a dying age, and I offer you a lifeline."

I turned back to Napoléon.

"You speak of empires? Then speak of yours—your empire died whimpering at Waterloo. Mine marches from Anatolia to the Alps. Mine was carved with fire and salted with blood. I, am a monster, I have killed millions."

Napoléon clenched his fists. "You mistake fear for respect."

"No," I said coldly, stepping closer. "I command both."

There was a beat of silence. The kind that smells like metal.

"Leave if you must," I whispered. "Run back to your Parisian dollhouse. But know this—when the atom burns the sky, when the ice melts and the oil runs dry, you'll come crawling back. You all will. And when you do, I may not answer the door."

Napoléon sat back down.

Franco shifted in his seat and muttered, "So what's Phase Three?"

I grinned.

"Phase Three? Total domination. Africa was just a start. The Soviet union will collapse on its own weight. The Americans and British will be spent. Once it happens, we move in. The world is ours for the taking. We just need to take it."

And deep inside my head, Maria Takeuchi sang "Plastic Love" in a looping tape of echoing synth, while I watched the future bow its head in this smoke-filled room.

May 26, 1942
Palazzo Venezia, Rome
Hall of Constantine


The hall was dressed like a corpse ready for burial—marble polished, flags raised, and the Vatican choir humming something tragic in the rafters. A thousand-year empire, reborn under halogen lights and gilded eagles. I stood on the dais beneath a fresco of Constantine, staring down with mad, conquering eyes, and thought:

"This is it. The new Pax Romana. Or at least the trailer."

My boots clicked against the floor as I strode out, slow and deliberate, tailored black uniform cutting a silhouette of iron against red velvet banners. Every camera lens, every quivering hand from Reuters to The times, captured the moment like it mattered. I made sure of that. Image is god.

Before me sat the rulers, the warlords, the strongmen and ghost-puppets I had assembled. Franco—stoic, unreadable. Pangalos—already sweating. Saadeh—feigning detachment with a cigarette that trembled. Horthy, Kvaternik, Vërlaci, Figl. They were all here. They hadn't slept. I had. Dreamless, precise sleep. Like a machine on standby.

Each of them had a pen and two identical documents before them, one in Latin, one in their own tongue. The Mare Nostrum Economic and Security Framework.

My magnum opus. A malicious blend of Bretton Woods, the ECSC, NATO, and a little bit of Chicago School sadism—masquerading as harmony.

A translator read aloud in crisp, mechanical Latin:

"An agreement of mutual sovereignty, market integration, military alliance, and shared scientific advancement. In defense of civilization. In defiance of decay."

I stepped forward. Cleared my throat. The mic crackled.

"Gentlemen," I said. "We are not signing a treaty. We are not aligning for convenience. This is not a pact. This is a severance."

I let the echo ring.

"A severance from the Old World. From the Anglosphere. From America. From Marx and Mammon. From Versailles, from Wilson and Lenin and Roosevelt and every corpse that ever drew lines in blood and called it peace. This is our world now. Ours. And like the sea that binds us, it has no borders, only depth."

No applause. Only breath. Good.

I pointed to the papers. "Let us begin."

And one by one, they did. Theodoros Pangalos signed first—trembling hand, shaking glasses. Franco next, curt and resentful. Even Louis Napoléon, who had growled defiance the night before, scribbled his name like it was a resignation letter to history.

When it was done, I signed last. In red ink. A single, violent slash: B. Mussolini.

Then I turned to the press.

"Let it be known," I said, "that today, May 26th, 1942, the Mare Nostrum Economic and Security Framework is born."

Cameras flashed. Somewhere, a marching band erupted in the distance.

"We are now one market. One war engine. One voice. One trigger. If one of us is attacked, all of us respond. If one of us innovates, all of us rise. The seas are ours. The skies are ours. The future is ours."

A long pause.

"And God help whoever tries to stop us."

That night, as fireworks bloomed over the Tiber, I sat alone in my office with a glass of brandy, whispering along to Simple minds playing over and over again in my head.

"Dont you, forget about me…"

The world had just changed forever. And all I could think of… was Sofie's laugh back in a world that didn't exist.

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OFFICE OF STRATEGIC SERVICES (OSS)
Washington, D.C.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE — BENITO MUSSOLINI (ALIAS: IL DUCE)
Compiled: June 4, 1942
Classification: TOP SECRET
Prepared by: Dr. Samuel Worthington, Section X (Behavioral Intelligence & Enemy Personalities)

SUBJECT: Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini
DOB: July 29, 1883 (Subject claims to be 58)
CURRENT POSITION: Duce of Italy, Founder of the Mare Nostrum Economic and Security Framework
ALIAS KNOWN TO INTELLIGENCE: "The Mediterranean Napoleon," "The Architect," "The Phantom of Palazzo Venezia"
EVALUATOR'S SUMMARY:
Subject presents signs of profound psychological dissociation from conventional reality, operating in a constructed delusional framework that fuses messianic purpose with personal trauma. Highly intelligent, obsessively structured, and increasingly erratic in both ideology and presentation. He is not insane in the legal sense—rather, he is unmoored from the emotional framework that governs normative political behavior.


I. INTELLECTUAL PROFILE:
Subject possesses an unusually high capacity for abstraction and systems thinking. Evidence suggests extensive academic grounding in both economics and political theory, possibly at graduate-level Western institutions. Despite his fascist exterior, subject appears to draw heavily on liberal institutional design, evident in the recent Mare Nostrum proposal, which mirrors elements of the League of Nations, European Common Market, and American federalism.

He is fluent in multiple languages and demonstrates an uncanny ability to read his interlocutors, often shifting tone and rhetoric to align with cultural or historical tropes (e.g., invoking Roman imperial imagery with Greeks, Islamic unity with Yemenites, pan-Latin solidarity with Francoists).

His speeches blend technocratic detail with near-religious fervor. OSS operatives have compared his oratory and style to a cross between Franklin D. Roosevelt and a manic televangelist.

II. PSYCHOSEXUAL & PERSONAL BEHAVIOR:
Though publicly ascetic and stoic, multiple sources within his cabinet and staff indicate compulsive humming along to foreign music, especially what he refers to Japanese "City Pop" and ballads from the "80s". These musical episodes often occur late at night, alone, sometimes for hours. Handlers report melancholic behavior afterward, especially when songs reference lost love, technology, or family.

Subject occasionally references entities or objects that do not exist within the known world of 1942—examples include "smartphones," "Tokyo subways," and "Bluetooth speakers." We hypothesize these may be codewords or symptoms of a dissociative fugue state.

He maintains no known intimate relations save for his wife Rachele. Subject used to have a relationship with mistress Clara Petacci but seemingly broke it off after a particularly intense psychotic episode. Subject appears to be emotionally fixated on individuals not present in his current reality. He has been recorded whispering names like Anna, Lucia, and Sofie to himself. No corroboration has been found for these persons.

III. POLITICAL PSYCHODYNAMICS:
Mussolini is not merely a fascist ideologue—he is a meta-ideologue. He views ideologies as tools, not moral truths. Power is his only fixed axis. He is Machiavellian to the extreme, yet cloaks his machinations in elaborate philosophical justifications—often quoting Nietzsche, Marcus Aurelius, or obscure French sociologists.

His Mare Nostrum framework is not a dream of unity—it is a containment system, a web in which he places lesser rulers like insects to be fed upon as needed. He believes himself to be Europe's last great man, a final bulwark before "the machines and the accountants destroy the spirit."

IV. THREAT ASSESSMENT:
Subject is uniquely dangerous due to:

1. His ability to fuse disparate nationalist movements into a coherent bloc.

2. His deep understanding of economics, logistics, and statecraft.

3. His utter disregard for moral limits or historical precedent.

4. His obsession with nuclear weapons as both a deterrent and a ritualistic symbol of modern divinity.

We classify Mussolini as a Class A Strategic Threat, on par with Hitler but far more dangerous.

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RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:

Increase psychological warfare campaigns targeting Mussolini's internal sense of displacement and longing.

Monitor all radio broadcasts from Italy for embedded code or irregular references.

Discredit Mussolini's intellectual consistency by leaking contradictory writings and exposing moral hypocrisy.

Establish a deep-cover operation to recruit psychiatric professionals in neutral Europe for a remote analysis cell (codename: Mirage).

Prepare for the possibility that Mussolini may not fear nuclear retaliation—and may even welcome it as a path to historical martyrdom.

"He does not seek to conquer the world. He seeks to rewrite it."
—Final note from Dr. Worthington
 
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it, I do-, I NEED IT!!!!!! New
May 27, 1942
Palazzo Venezia
Rome, Italy


They followed me like wind-up dolls the next day, each one a caricature of faded empires and delusions of grandeur, trailing behind me through the marble guts of the Palazzo Venezia. The corridors smelled of polish, dust, and old ambition. My puppets—all of them—marched with their respective translators like parodies of diplomacy on parade.

There was Louis Napoléon, that pretty-faced revenant of French dreams, mouthing republican platitudes through monarchist teeth. Franco walked beside him, a Catholic hangman dipped in incense and the stench of Cordoban blood—he smelled like a mass grave at dusk. Horthy was a powdered antique with delusions of Versailles. Kvaternik, my docile Croatian mutt, licked my boots with his eyes, unlike that rabid Pavelić who always looked like he was five seconds from a psychotic break. Vërlaci of Albania was a walking irrelevance, Saadeh of Syria stood dreamy-eyed like he'd just stepped out of a fairytale, his irises drowning in Greater Syria. Pangalos wheezed like a deflated accordion—each breath a laborious threat. Tsar Boris III looked bored, King Michael I of Romania still smelled like his mother's perfume. Figl of Austria—the spineless whisper of a once-proud corpse. Stern of Zion, my favorite: blazing-eyed, messianic, furious. A ghost made flesh, always vibrating with divine vengeance. Even Imam Yahya from Yemen had come, silent in his flowing robes, moving like a curse through the air.

And me? I was dressed like I was headed to a Miami nightclub in 1986—only my soul was in ruins. I missed my family. I missed streaming Yurie Kokubu at 2 a.m., sobbing in the dark with my noise-canceling headphones on. I missed Uber Eats and watching my Sofie laugh over boba tea. I missed the way modern toilets flushed. The future was gone, and all I had left were ghosts and savages.

I stopped in front of the door. His door.

"What you're about to see," I said, turning slowly to face them, savoring the anticipation like a drag of expensive Colombian cocaine, "will remain classified for now. Now then—"

I knocked. Three times. Like a priest at a coffin. The door creaked open.

Inside were nurses—pale, trembling things in crisp white—tending to a ruined figure nestled in crisp linens like a broken idol. Medical equipment hissed softly like dying serpents.

"This," I said, gesturing with theatrical reverence, "is Adolf Hitler. Not dead. Not yet. Contrary to the comforting lies in the papers, he didn't die gloriously in Berlin. A Soviet shell injured him and turned his body into borscht. My OVRA men dragged what was left of him from the rubble of Germany and we've been keeping him... preserved. Sentient. Barely. He blinks once for yes, twice for no. That's the extent of the Third Reich now—a meat puppet on morphine."

I approached the bed. He was sleeping. I slapped him. Hard.

"Wake up, you bitch!" I shouted in German, the sound echoing off the fascist marble. His eyes shot open—panic, recognition, hatred—and I smiled like a man in love.

"Hey there, little buddy," I cooed, tousling his hair like I was his big brother and he was six. "Look who came to visit!"

I grabbed his limp arm and flopped it like a ventriloquist's dummy toward the crowd. "Hallo, ich bin Hitler," I said in my worst German accent, giving a cheerful wave. "Ich bin EIN Berliner!"

They stared. They all stared like I'd just pissed on the Virgin Mary during mass.

Franco's lip twitched. Stern was frozen, calculating. Pangalos looked like he might stroke out. Translators murmured my words like they were praying not to be damned. Good. Let them squirm.

"What's the matter?" I said, blinking innocently. "Too much for you? No one wants to have fun with Il Duce anymore? Come on, lighten up—it's just a joke. Jesus."

I turned back to Hitler and spoke with the intimacy of a lover, "You'll live just long enough to see your empire become a laughingstock. I'm going to turn your legacy into a punchline between two songs on a Tokyo night drive playlist."

I straightened and faced the others. "Anyway, I didn't drag you all here just to torment a vegetable, though that was a bonus."

My voice dropped, seductive now, electric. Like Luis Miguel's Ahora te puedes Marchar whispering through a cassette deck in a 1988 Firebird.

"I brought you here because we're going to reshape the world. Not the tired, grey fascism of gun salutes and cement monuments. No. Something more... vivid. Neon-colored. Sensual. Cruel. A modern day triumph."

They didn't get it. Of course they didn't. These men were stuck in the 19th century. I was a man of 2025, trapped in 1942, wearing a corpse's skin and dancing to a soundtrack no one else could hear.

Outside, Rome simmered. Inside, history twisted.

And in my head, Luis Miguel started playing, Oro de ley.

The silence was a living thing now—thick, electric, clinging to their faces like wet cobwebs. I let it stretch. Let it breathe. Let them sweat in it. And then, I smiled. Slowly. The way a man smiles when he's about to detonate history with a cigarette and a grin.

"October 31st," I said, voice low, sultry, reverent. "That's the date. Mark it down, tattoo it on your chest, carve it into the bones of your enemies."

They blinked. No one spoke. Even Hitler blinked once—yes. Yes, he remembered the date.

"The twentieth anniversary of the March on Rome. My personal Christmas. But this year…" I laughed, a sharp, glittering thing. "This year, we're not celebrating a march—we're celebrating a resurrection."

I spun slowly on my heel, like I was modeling haute couture fascism on a Milan catwalk.

"I will announce to the world the restoration of the Roman Empire. Not a mere Italy. Not a broken peninsula peddling olives and ghost stories—but the Empire. Caput Mundi. From the sands of Tripoli to the peaks of Albania. From Judea to the Dalmatian coast. And with this restoration... a cleansing. A reckoning."

My eyes fell on Stern. That ghost. That weapon. That future.

"We'll unveil our little surprise," I said, gesturing lazily at Hitler's twitching frame. "Show the world that the so-called Führer is nothing but a wheezing relic in a piss-stained bed, held up by tubes and drugs. The man who conquered Europe reduced to a breathing exhibit."

I turned to my collection of tyrants, puppets, ideologues, and parasites.

"There will be a trial. Here. Rome. Where justice once wore a crimson toga and lions purred beneath the floorboards."

I raised one hand, fingers spread like a conductor.

"You," I pointed at each of them, "will be the jury. I will be the judge. And Stern—"

He raised his eyes. Fire. Ice. Future.

"—you, my lion of Judah, will be the executioner if you want. Or have your boys in the Lehi do it, it makes no difference to me."

A few gasps. Some shuffled uneasily. Franco looked like he'd swallowed a toothpick. Pangalos mopped his forehead. Horthy opened his mouth, then closed it again like a fish.

"Just one thing," I added, eyes still locked on Stern. "Don't shoot him in the head."

I walked slowly back to Hitler's bedside, leaned down, and ruffled the little rascals, "That skull's mine."

I straightened and addressed the room again.

"I'm going to turn his skull into my personal golden drinking cup, just like Khan Krum of Bulgaria did with Emperor Nicephorus. Imagine it... rimmed in sapphires, polished like a Fabergé egg, filled with vintage Armenian brandy and ice cubes shaped like Reichsmarks."

Figl looked like he might faint. Stern simply nodded. Once. Slowly.

Outside, Rome breathed. Inside, madness crystallized.

And somewhere deep inside my fractured head, La Incondicional by Luis Miguel played on loop as I imagined sipping victory through the hollowed-out skull of Adolf Hitler, bathed in golden light and the applause of history.

And then it happened.

Franco crossed himself like I'd just pissed on the Virgin Mary. He muttered something about divine retribution, his fingers trembling against the rosary in his pocket. He looked at me like I was Lucifer in an Armani suit—and I smiled back like I knew I was.

Louis Napoléon—poor, perfumed bastard—looked like he was about to throw up foie gras. "Mon Dieu," he whispered, backing a step toward the door. "This is... barbarism."

"Barbarism?" I purred, tilting my head. "No, Louis. This is justice."

Horthy chuckled, brittle and broken, the laugh of a man trying not to drown. "Khan Krum... of course. Of course. You always did like your theatrics, Benito."

I leaned in toward him. "What can I say, I love a little drama Miklós."

Kvaternik didn't blink. He just smiled—thin-lipped and delighted. Pavelić would've called me insane. Kvaternik? He was probably imagining sipping plum rakija from Hitler's molar. I liked him more every hour.

Vërlaci tried to make a joke, something weak about Albanian skull cups and ancient warriors, but his voice cracked halfway through and died in the silence. He looked like a dried fig with a mustache.

Tsar Boris blinked rapidly, trying to process what the hell kind of political theater he was now trapped in. The Tsar of Bulgaria, staring at a 20th-century Caligula with a Pop soundtrack pounding in his brain.

Pangalos wheezed, then chuckled, then wheezed again. "You're mad," he croaked, and I could see the sweat gleaming like holy oil across his cheeks. "Completely... utterly mad."

I gave him a finger-gun. "Takes one to know one, General."

King Michael of Romania just stared, his face as pale as a communion wafer. I don't think he'd blinked since I said trial. Poor kid. He was born to be eaten alive.

Saadeh, eyes still dreamy, murmured, "In Greater Syria, the skull is sacred in poetry... but not like this." He looked disturbed. I winked at him. I liked disturbing prophets.

Stern? Stern didn't flinch. Not even once. The fire didn't flicker. His nod had been enough. But I caught the twitch at the corner of his mouth. Satisfaction. Purpose. He was ready to be the sword.

Figl of Austria turned away entirely, hand over his mouth. "This is obscene," he muttered, as though the very marble under his shoes might vomit. "You're unwell."

"Obscene?" I laughed. Loud. Too loud. "You think the Reich wasn't obscene, Figl? You think the holocaust was a polite misunderstanding? This is justice."

And finally—Imam Yahya, robed in silence and the scent of cardamom and old blood. He simply watched me, unreadable. Ancient. Like he'd seen empires rise and fall and understood that all men—mad or sane—end up the same: dust on a desert wind. He nodded once.

And all the while, in my head, "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin swelled and shimmered like an 80s hallucination. I imagined myself on a throne of broken flags, swirling brandy in a chalice of Nazi bone while neon lights glowed beneath the arches of the Colosseum.

I opened my arms like a televangelist mid-sermon.

"Gentlemen," I said. "You are standing at the crossroads of history. One path leads to cowardice. The other—to legend."

I turned back to Hitler, now blinking rapidly, confused, panicked.

"Don't worry, mein kleiner Dummkopf," I said softly, brushing a lock of his hair aside. "The whole world's going to see how you die."

I could see it all now—vivid, glorious, grotesque. The Restoration of Rome. The trial of the damned century. History itself dragged screaming into my courtroom, a place where I reigned not just as judge, but as the executioner's whisperer, the truth's last inquisitor. The whole world would watch. My minions—the loyal, the broken, the blood-soaked—would sit as jury, sharpening axes instead of pencils, verdicts already carved into marble long before the trial began.

But then—crack!—another thought shattered through my skull like a bullet made of lead and treachery. Restoring Rome? Crowning Victor Emmanuel? That simpering, useless mannequin? That walking wax figure in a dead king's coat? Why in God's flayed name would I hand it all over to him? What did he ever do for Italy? For me?

Nothing. Nothing but cast a long shadow while I scorched the earth for him. It was me. I signed the death warrants. I spilled the blood. I made Europe scream, and then sing. I butchered millions and forged the future in my own trembling, hands. I raised this corpse of a country to its feet, stitched muscle onto bone, jammed a broken crown into its skull and shouted, LIVE!

Why should he sit on the throne? Why should he be emperor? What divine right does he have that I haven't pissed on and rewritten in my own bile?

Then I saw it. Clearer than anything I'd ever known. Me—alone—in that sacred, stolen chair. The crown in my hands. The trumpets screaming like a hundred dying angels. And I… I place it on my own head. No hesitation. No trembling hands. Just inevitability.

A dynasty. Not of blood, but of will. A thousand years of me echoing through marble halls and burned-out cities. Statues of my face where the gods used to stand.

I closed my eyes and I felt it. Oh, mother of God, I felt it. It was holy. Blasphemously holy. The only logical conclusion to a life like mine. It wasn't ambition anymore—it was destiny. It was doom. And it wanted me back. I needed it.

So I guess there's only one thing left to do.

Looks like I'm staging another coup.

But first I had to plan. Plan how I was going to set the Mediterranean on fire.
 
Mare Nostrum New
May 27, 1942
Palazzo Venezia
Rome, Italy


We sat in that cursed chamber beneath the echo of Fascist chandeliers after my little grotesque display of Der Fuhrer, each of us orbiting the great mahogany war table like vultures circling a dying empire. The map of Eurasia and Africa was splayed before us, a once-proud world reduced to cartographic autopsy. Cities like scars. Borders like surgical incisions. Rivers like veins begging for a blade.

My fingers moved slowly over the Mediterranean, tracing the curve from Sicily to Palestine with the same tenderness the sax like on Midnight Girl by Toshiki Kadomatsu played—soft, sensual, doomed. The memory stung more than any war wound. I almost whispered her name. I almost wept.

I lit a cigarette, exhaled smoke like lost prayer, and let "Self Control" by Laura Branigan loop in my skull, that tragic disco scream that sounded like a cry for help—my cry. No one in the room noticed. Or maybe they were too afraid to ask.

I didn't look at Stern at first. Avraham was always composed, his sharp profile catching the lamp like a blade—his eyes were shards of shattered menorahs and ruptured commandments. He reminded me of the ghosts in my sleep, the ones who spoke Hebrew and bled gunpowder. Maybe I loved him. Maybe I hated him. Maybe he was me.

"Let's begin planning, gentlemen," I said finally, voice dry as desert bone. "This will be a coordinated effort between all of us. I think I'll call it… Operation Mare Nostrum."

The words felt delicious. Mythic. Imperial. I could already hear my future speech echoing off the broken columns of a resurrected Senate:

"ITALY-WILL BE REORGANIZED! INTO A NEW! ROMAN! EMPIRE! FOR A SAFE, AND SECURE, SOCIETY!"

Yeah, I stole that from Palpatine. Fight me. He was my favorite villain. Still is. I didn't just admire him. I understood him. The robes. The voice. The sinister sex appeal of authoritarian apocalypse. God, I missed movies.

"Avraham," I said slowly, as if invoking a demon or an old friend, "the coronation is set for October 31st." I grinned. "I want the skies over Palestine bleeding red as I proclaim the rebirth of Rome and you unleash the Lehi. Bombs. Chemical weapons. A chorus of screams and brass. You'll have all you need."

He said nothing. Just stared. He knew. He knew what I meant. This wasn't politics. This was prophecy. "Burn their barracks," I said. "Blow up their rail lines. Hit their convoys. Make the British remember fear—make them taste it. Like battery acid and tea leaves."

But then I leaned closer, eyes like razors. "Leave the Arabs out of it. No pogroms. No butchery. I don't need Saddeh calling me at 2AM crying about Pan-Syrian unity and dead kids in Haifa. This isn't Turkey. This isn't Germany. We bring fire, not genocide. Segregate them like the Americans do their blacks if you must. But no rivers of blood. Understand?"

He nodded, reluctantly. Stern had his own demons. So did I. I looked down at my hands—calloused, not trembling. Not anymore. I wasn't born for this but I adapted. I was just a guy who loved 80s Japanese pop and used to be a peace corps volunteer.

Then it hit me. "Maniac" came on in my head. Perfect timing. Flashdance. That electric madness. That synthwave of chaos. I almost laughed—out loud. Ran a hand through my thinning hair. God, I missed Sofie.

My eyes locked on Pangalos. That Greek bastard was already halfway to Olympus in his mind. "Start moving arms to the Cypriots," I told him. "You want Enosis? You'll get it. Cyprus is yours. Turn the island into a firework show. Every British soldier is Santa Claus, and this Christmas, they all get lead."

He grinned. Sick bastard. I knew what he really wanted—to cleanse it. To erase the Turks. I pretended not to see the bloodlust. Not my business. Not yet.

Then Franco. That corpse in a uniform. Still clutching monarchy like a child clings to a rotting teddy bear. "Blockade Gibraltar," I barked. "Slow. Subtle. Nothing loud yet. Land only. But get the mines ready. The moment London so much as blinks, I want that strait sealed tighter than the Kremlin."

Louis-Napoleon next. Still playing cosplay Bonaparte with his pomp and perfume. "I'm sending the OVRA into West Africa," I told him. "We'll start the fires—revolution, chaos, dreams of freedom. But I need your boys, Louis. Your Legion. Make the world remember that empire isn't dead. It's just... Under new management."

And now the madness was in full bloom. I was sweating wine and adrenaline. The room tilted sideways, and in the distance, I heard "Gloria." Laura again. Always Laura. Her voice turned to Sofie's in my mind, whispering through time. My daughter. My light. My ghost.

I poured another drink. Red like empire, sweet like blood.

Finally, Imam Yahya. Old as Sinai, sharp as prophecy. "Prepare for war," I told him. "The House of Saud is collapsing. You want the crescent? Take it. March into Mecca. Seize Medina. Crown yourself Caliph if you dare. The desert is yours."

I leaned in like a devil whispering temptation. "Make your pilgrimage a holy war. Turn the Hajj into conquest. Paint the dunes with the fire of God. I will make you Prophet reborn. Do it."

And then—just like that—it was over. They stood, saluted, left. All of them. I sat alone in the Palazzo, surrounded by ghosts, maps, and a growing silence.

I stared down at the world I was about to remake. It looked smaller now. As if recoiling in fear. As if shrinking beneath my gaze.

Then I heard it. Africa.
By Toto.

I poured myself another glass and whispered to no one, "God bless the rains down in Africa…"

And to myself, with a smile that could shatter mirrors:

"It's all happening. My empire."

Then I left, dinner with my family. Planning a coup.
 
Can I get a coup with a side of destiny? New
May 27, 1942
Private Dining Room, Villa Torlonia
Rome, Italy


The dining room glowed amber, bathed under the golden light of a row of antique chandeliers, the kind that probably once hung in some aristocratic palace before being gutted and set on fire by the ravages of time—and possibly me. Outside, Rome was pulsing under a smoggy, still sky, like some exhausted giant gasping for air beneath the suffocating weight of war and prophecy. You could almost hear the groans of history echoing in the distance—though it was probably just the sound of another building collapsing under the weight of fascist ambition.

Inside, the clinking of silverware and the rich, almost oppressive aroma of veal marsala tried its best to mask the fact that the world outside was going to hell in a handbasket. For a moment, at least, we could pretend things were normal—normal as a dinner where everyone was either a political ally or a potential assassin.

At the head of the table sat me—Benito Mussolini. Not the one you remember from history books, no. That one's long gone, a relic of a less complicated time. No, I was a 2023 transplant—a warlord, surrealist dictator, city pop evangelist, and, who knows, maybe an emperor in the making. Or maybe a delusional madman. Honestly, it's all a blur at this point.

I sat there, feeling more than a little like the world's most confused guest at an incredibly high-stakes dinner party. "Singing in the Snow" by Mikiko Noda looped in my head, like a divine revelation wrapped in a soft, pastel-colored dream. Her soothing voice pirouetted behind my eyes as I buttered my bread. My hands, capable of signing death warrants with a flourish, now spread butter with tragic elegance.

Across from me, Ciano was nervously sipping his wine, eyes darting from me to the door like he was half-expecting a squad of soldiers to burst in at any moment. Edda watched him like a hawk—beautiful, suspicious, loyal to a fault. Romano was trying (and failing) to impress Bruno with his latest aircraft design, which, frankly, sounded more like a toddler's scribbles than an engineering marvel. Bruno, for his part, looked like he'd rather be anywhere else. A beach. A cave. A quiet little cottage in the Alps. Just... anywhere but here.

Vittorio, ever the daredevil, was regaling everyone with a ridiculous story about a crash over Milan, where he almost died—almost being the operative word, because, naturally, he lived to tell the tale. Anna Maria giggled—because apparently, near-death experiences were her idea of a good time. Rachele, in contrast, looked horrified as any good mother should when her children sat at a table that could double as a criminal conspiracy. Benito Albino, my son from my last marriage, sat rigid as a statue, eyes forward, like he'd been trained to attend royal dinners in his sleep.

Then there was Rachele. My wife. Her eyes burned into Benito Albino like lasers, and I could almost hear her internal monologue in the air: You don't belong here. You never did. Ah, family. The foundation of any great empire, built on love, trust, and endless passive-aggressive glances.

I carved into my meat, chewing thoughtfully, contemplating the absurd architecture of fate. Here they all were—my family, my blood, my burdens. This constellation of ghosts and memories orbiting around me while I, the madman with a synth-pop soundtrack in my head, plotted the extinction of monarchy between bites of roasted asparagus. But, strangely, I felt at peace. No politics. No conspiracy. Just a brief interlude of domestic bliss before I'd inevitably descend back into the hell of war, power struggles, and other such delightful matters.

So I let it happen. I leaned back, pushed the uneaten asparagus aside, and let the moment breathe. Shot the shit with my loyal servants. For a few minutes, I almost forgot what it was like to be human. Just a man at dinner, with a slightly unhinged taste in music and an uncomfortably large ego. Almost normal.

But of course, the calm couldn't last.

As dessert was cleared and wine was poured, I made my move. I wiped my mouth slowly, deliberately, like a man about to deliver a line that would make Shakespeare's ghost groan in envy. The silence that followed my gesture was louder than any speech I could've made.

"Ciano," I said, my voice cold, yet unreasonably calm. "I want you to gather the Council tomorrow."

His eyebrows furrowed. "Why?"

I leaned back in my chair, swirling my wine like I was sipping from the goblet of revolution itself. "Because I'm going to abolish the monarchy."

The room froze. Like, freeze-frame, cut-to-black style. People blinked. Forks stopped mid-air. Rachele gasped, clutching her pearls—or at least I imagined her doing so, even though she wasn't wearing pearls. Anna Maria blinked twice, trying to process it. Edda dropped her napkin. Good job, Edda, I thought. Really setting the scene here. Only Benito Albino, my son of destiny, didn't react. He was a soldier. A good one. And good soldiers know when to keep their mouths shut.

"I'm not going to crown Victor Emmanuel," I continued, almost casually, like I was ordering a pizza or asking for a pack of menthols. "I'm going to crown myself. Emperor of Rome."

The silence that followed could have suffocated a city. It was a silence so thick, you could have cut it with a knife. Rachele looked like I'd just confessed to marrying a goat. "Benito..." she whispered, her voice trembling with that unmistakable mix of horror and disbelief.

"I'm going to abolish the monarchy," I continued, my voice smooth, yet filled with an unsettling conviction. "Today. And I'm going to crown myself Emperor on October 31st—twenty years to the day since the March on Rome. It feels fitting, doesn't it?" I looked at Ciano. "And you, my dear heir, will be the next Emperor. Isn't that lovely? I'll have one of my brothers adopt you. You'll be Galeazzo Ciano Mussolini. The second ruler of the Mussolini dynasty. A dynasty that will last... well, let's say a thousand years. That sounds good, doesn't it?"

Ciano nodded slowly, as though I'd just asked him to dig his own grave with a golden spoon. I could practically see the wheels turning in his head—greed, fear, excitement all mingling into a fine cocktail of power lust. "Of course," he said, sounding more like he was reciting a line from a play than offering genuine agreement.

I turned to Benito Albino. "Go to the barracks tonight. I want two battalions ready by dawn. Quietly. Uniformed, armed, loyal. They'll be my backup for tomorrow."

He stood up immediately. "Yes, Father."

He sounded like he'd just been handed the title of Duke of Armageddon, and frankly, it suited him. He was born for this absurd little farce we were about to begin.

I stood too, placing my napkin down with the deliberate finality of a man signing an edict. As I walked out of the room with Ciano at my side, I couldn't help but laugh. Not a polite chuckle. No, this was a full-on, unhinged laugh, the kind you get when you realize you've just rewritten history with nothing but a fountain pen and a crown made of gold.

"I'll take one Empire," I muttered to myself, "extra crispy. Hold the House of Savoy."

Behind me, the voices swirled in protest, disbelief, and a growing sense of panic.

"He's lost his mind!" Rachele barked.

"Father… Emperor?" Anna Maria whispered, as though she'd just discovered I'd secretly become a wizard.

Edda was frozen, staring at me like I'd just sprouted wings.

Vittorio grinned. "He's really doing it."

Romano let out a nervous laugh.

Bruno didn't say a word, just stared at his plate like he was reading the entrails of a sacrificed goat.

And Benito Albino had already vanished, disappearing into the night to rally an empire with iron and silence.

I stepped into the hallway. Somewhere, far in the bowels of the Palazzo, a string quartet was rehearsing. But in my head, Running in the 80s was blasting, and I was running, too. Straight into a new empire. A neon-drenched, fire-fueled, gold-plated empire. A place where nothing was sacred, and everything was for the taking.

I was running into history.

And I was the one writing it.
 
Friends, Romans, councilors New
May 28, 1942
Palazzo Venezia
Rome, Italy



I sat at the head of the Grand Council, perched like a vulture over carrion, though the carcass in question was not yet dead—merely twitching. Before me, the long, polished table shimmered beneath the chandelier's golden light, a grotesque altar of order built upon decades of blood, iron, and improvisation. I had always found it ironic that fascism—a movement born in chaos—had found its sanctuary in baroque splendor.


I adjusted my black tunic, let my fingers tap a rhythm on the mahogany, then folded them with quiet menace. I was not a conductor, not really. No, I was a butcher composing an opera. One with fewer violins and far more detonations and civilian casualties. My symphony would be carved into the marble of history with bayonets, written in the key of vengeance and crescendoing toward a crown.


I felt it in my bones. The moment had come.


I was a rabid dog chasing a car, and worse still—God help us all—I was about to catch it. And unlike the usual fools who never know what to do once they win, I had a very detailed itinerary.


Across from me, Count Galeazzo Ciano shifted uncomfortably, smoothing his cuffs like a man preparing for either dinner or a duel. His eyes scanned the room, flicking from face to face, searching for an ally in the sea of tension. But no lifeboats were coming. Only sharks.


I could read him like a dossier. A man torn between blood and ideology. Between his love for my daughter and his fear of my shadow. He sat on the edge of his chair, like a man on the edge of a high dive, trying to calculate whether the splash below would be triumph or tragedy.


Lucky for him, I wasn't asking him to jump. Not really. I just needed him to walk with me to the edge.


Then I struck.


I slammed both hands on the desk with thunderous intent. The echo bounced off the high ceilings like a cannon shot in a cathedral. Ciano flinched—I swear to God he flinched. Good. Let them flinch. Let them taste the overture.


"Gentlemen," I began, voice clipped and sharp as a sabre's edge, "today is a unique day. A historic one. And all of you—yes, all—will have the honor of playing a part in it."


I stood slowly, letting the silence marinate.


"Let me begin with a question. A simple one. What are your honest thoughts on His Majesty, Victor Emmanuel?"


The room buzzed to life with the usual cowardice masquerading as conversation. Murmurs, platitudes, hedging.
"A traditional figurehead."
"The King is a symbol."
"A respected institution."
"An old man doing his best..."


Et cetera. Et cetera. Et cetera.


When their noise died down, I leaned in, narrowing my eyes like a dagger poised to strike. "Shall I remind you," I said, each syllable a scalpel, "that the King nearly sabotaged our efforts in Greece? That he ordered the Greek royal family smuggled out—smuggled, gentlemen!—even after we installed our new government? He almost ruined everything!"


They knew. Of course they knew. I'd raved about it for months—thundered about it in speeches, cursed about it in cabinet meetings, even scrawled it into the margins of intelligence briefs. I had verbally wrestled the King back into his ceremonial cage like a lion tamer dragging an old beast back behind the curtain. But the beast still had claws.


"This year," I continued, "marks twenty years since the March on Rome. Since our blackshirts flooded the capital and forced the monarchy to kneel. Twenty years since the first sparks of this glorious fire we call Fascism. October 31st—the night it all began."


I let that anniversary hang in the air, thick with myth and menace.


"This October," I said, with measured force, "we will complete the cycle. We will announce the restoration of Rome. And an emperor shall be crowned."


A pause. The kind of silence that swallows breath. You could feel the tectonic plates of history shift.


"And that emperor," I said, my voice now barely more than a breath, "will be me."


The air froze. It was as if someone had unplugged the sun.


Some stared in horror. Others blinked rapidly, the way men do when trying to wake from a nightmare. A few, like Ciano, simply stopped breathing. The reactions were predictable—shock, skepticism, fear. The usual cocktail that mixes in the veins of cowards when destiny kicks in the door.


Di Stefani opened his mouth, but I raised a hand to silence him.


"What has the King ever done for Italy?" I asked, now pacing, each step a strike against the marble floor. "Did he fight in the trenches, side by side with peasants and patriots? Did he brawl with communists in the alleys, rebuild our broken army, unify our shattered economy? Did he expose the Holocaust to the world, or declare war on Nazism when every other coward was still dancing with the devil?"


"No!" I bellowed. I slammed the desk again. "We did. I did. With all of you. The monarchy is a dusty relic in a crumbling museum. Today, we do not simply bury it—we salt the earth."


At that moment, the great double doors creaked open.


Benito Albino entered, my son, my heir, my mirror. He wore his officer's uniform like a suit of destiny. Flanking him were two soldiers—silent, stone-faced. One carried slips of paper. The other, pens. Benito himself held a simple wooden box. It was placed at the center of the table like an unspoken coffin.


"We'll put it to a vote," I said. My voice was calm now. Surgical. "Take a slip. Write yes to abolish the monarchy. If the majority agrees, I give my word—the King and his family will be allowed to live in peace. Exile, not execution. If they cooperate."


I took a breath and let my voice drop to a whisper, intimate now.


"If the 'no's win… then charge me with treason. Drag me from this room and shoot me before sunset. Hell, let my own son pull the trigger. Let Ciano take my place as Duce. But I ask one thing—tell me who voted yes, and who voted no. I want to know which hands are clean, and which are bloody… before I die."


A pause.


"And tell the people what I did. Tell them I wanted the crown."


I stepped forward, tapped the box with the soft, theatrical flourish of a ringmaster welcoming his lions.


"Let's begin."


They came. One by one. Each step a confession. Each slip a small piece of fate dropped into that box like a coin tossed into Tartarus.


And I… I tied the blindfold.


I pulled it from my pocket like a condemned man putting on his own noose, his own laurel wreath of madness. There was something sacred about it. Something Roman. I stood tall—straight-backed, hands behind me. Stoic philosopher and overcaffeinated drama queen in equal measure. If I was to be executed, I would go out like Seneca—poised and quoting poetry.


Behind me, whispers began. First in hushed tones, then louder. The buzz of disbelief. The tremor of fragile men realizing the world had shifted without their permission.


"This is madness," Pricolo hissed. "He's lost it. He's actually lost it."


Madness?


No. This was clarity—pure, crystalline, and sharp as shattered ice. I understood Nietzsche at last. Staring into the abyss? No. The abyss had smiled back, handed me a blindfold, and asked me what song I wanted to die to.


And then—like a phantom lover—it came.


"You are love for me." Yurie Kokubu's voice slithered into my ears like silk. That damn city pop melody. Melancholy wrapped in satin. A memory of a world I never quite belonged to—DC, Sofie, friends and lovers long gone. The ghost of synth and longing dragged me halfway across time.


I chuckled.


Someone gasped.
"Is he… laughing?"
"Shut up, Graziani," someone muttered.


The voices blurred again—Ricci, De Bono, De Stefani—whispering, bartering, calculating. Half wanted me gone. The other half were praying I'd win so they wouldn't be next.


Then Mecano's "Hijo de la Luna" floated into my mind, a lullaby of divine punishment and maternal sorrow. A woman begged the moon for a child… and gave birth to a cursed soul. I hummed along softly.


Was Italy my cursed child?


Had I begged the heavens for glory and birthed a monster?


More murmurs. Chairs scraped. Someone cried about honor. Another asked about pensions. Pensions. The Roman Empire was hanging by a thread, and they were thinking of their pensions.


I nearly laughed again. I almost wept.


Then came "La Chica de Humo." Emmanuel's smoky whisper, the saxophone trailing like perfume. She was illusion. So was I. So was this empire. A fever dream wearing marble robes.


And in that fading daydream, I saw her—Sofie. The baby I found. My little girl who wasn't truly mine, yet was more mine than anything else ever had been. I saw her eyes, heard her coo as I explained the world to her like a broken bedtime story. Then came Romano. Anna Maria. Bruno. Vittorio. Edda. My Frankenstein family of stolen moments and awkward love.


What had I given them?


Power, yes. But peace?


Peace was a fairy tale for the dead.


A hand touched my shoulder.


Firm. Familiar.


Benito Albino.


He leaned close. Whispered like a priest.


"Papà… it's time."


My heart didn't flinch. It had stopped flinching long ago—somewhere between Take On Me and Africa.


"All right," I whispered. "Let's count the knives."


The room fell still.


And he began.


"One…"


And I stood, blindfolded, awaiting the verdict of men I had made gods.


A single word would follow.


And it would decide everything.
 
Peace New
May 28, 1942
Pallazo Venezia
Rome, Italy


Benito Albino's voice cut through the silence like a scalpel through old parchment.

"One."

The word echoed louder than it had any right to. It wasn't just a number—it was a dagger slipped between the ribs of a dying monarchy. A single syllable that cleaved past centuries of tradition, loyalty, and all that pompous rot handed down from a line of inbred porcelain dolls pretending to be kings. "Yes."

"Two."

Another. Another nail in the coffin. The blindfold obscured their faces, but I could hear it—the tremor in their breath, the weight in the room. It was the sound of men realizing that history wasn't written in ink, but in betrayal. "Yes."

"Three."

Gone was the muttering, the hedging. Just counting now. Cold, clinical. My heartbeat matched my son's voice beat for beat. It was strange—he sounded older with every number, like this moment was reaching inside and aging him from the spine out. "Yes."

"Four... Five... Six..."

"Yes...yes...yes..."

A chair groaned. Someone crossed themselves. Another man lit a cigarette, the sulfur of the match flaring against the heavy air, and no one even pretended to care about decorum. The world was ending, after all. Or beginning. Same thing, different playlist.

"Seven. Eight. Nine..."

"Yes...yes...yes..."

Each "yes" was a chisel strike against marble, shaping the new Italy from the bloated corpse of the old one. The House of Savoy wasn't falling—it was dissolving in slow motion, like a sugar cube in bourbon. Beautiful. I almost smiled.

"Ten. Eleven."

"Yes...yes..."

I exhaled through my nose. Slow. Measured. The smirk bloomed under the blindfold like a weed through concrete.

"Twelve."

"Yes..."

It continued, more and more votes being counted. All yes'.

And then—nothing. Just the electric silence that comes after a fall and before the scream. The chamber held its breath.

Then my son spoke, quieter than before. Reverent. Like a priest pronouncing the final rites over a corpse that hadn't realized it was dead yet.

"Unanimous. All yes."

A pause. History catching its breath.

"The monarchy is abolished."

I broke my silence then.

But the silence that followed wasn't silence. It was thunder, trapped in a room full of frightened lungs. No one moved. No one spoke. Not until I did.

I raised my hand—deliberate, dramatic. Theater mattered in moments like this. Then I pulled the blindfold from my eyes. The light hit me like a memory—sharp, sudden, blinding. I blinked hard, and the world came back into view: the cathedral ceiling, once painted with saints, now yellowed with smoke. Portraits of kings looked down from the walls, their faces already irrelevant.

And the men. My men. My accomplices.

All of them staring at me like I'd just clawed my way out of a crypt.

I met their eyes, one by one, and smiled. That dry, cruel smile I'd perfected sometime around the second Yazoo record and the third pack of Marlboros in a single night.

Then I said, softly, amused:

"Just as planned."

The words dropped like a guillotine.

Ciano blinked as though slapped. Di Stefani slumped back like a man whose bladder had given out. Pricolo looked like he'd aged a decade in ten seconds, and even Graziani—stoic, marble-faced Graziani—trembled as his cigarette spilled a little ash onto his lapel.

I stepped forward slowly, hands behind my back, like a professor preparing to give the last lecture before the bombs fall.

"I thank you for your courage, gentlemen. History doesn't ask men to be brave. It merely records whether they were."

No one responded. Good. They understood now.

"Victor Emmanuel will be brought before us. His exile will be peaceful... assuming he accepts the outcome like a man. Should he resist..."

I let it hang, like a noose swaying in the wind. I didn't need to finish it. They knew.

Then I turned to Benito Albino. He stood beside the ballot box like a statue carved out of something harder than marble. His face—still so young—held no expression. Only the rigidity of duty.

"Well done, son. Now... onto the next step."

"Shall I go to the Quirinal?" he asked, plain as stone.

I glanced back at the council. They hadn't moved. Petrified. Statues of their former selves.

"Prepare yourselves. We have months ahead. In October, I shall wear the laurel. Not a crown. Crowns are for relics and fools. I will wear the wreath of Caesar. Of Augustus. Of divine rebirth."

Rome would rise—not with trumpets, but with thunder. Not with hymns, but with synthesizers and gunfire.

I turned to the window, the city sprawling beneath the falling night. The domes. The ruins. The bones of empires. My voice dropped to a whisper as I spoke to it—not to the men, not to the boy, but to the city itself.

"Ave ego Caesar."

Then I turned back, channeling my inner Palpatine now. I could practically hear the Imperial March swelling behind me, echoing off the marble.

"When the King learns of our treason... he will try to kill me. Along with the entire Grand Council."

I glanced at them. My band of traitors. My cabal of history-makers. They shrank into their chairs, no longer conspirators—just accessories to treason. I took a deep breath, I recalled Palpatine in revenge of the sith. I mumbled for a moment, I wanted to speak in his tone.

"Every single royalist..." I began. It was close enough, "and every member of the royal family...is now an enemy of the Republic."

The room tensed. Even my son's back straightened like a snapped rod. Good.

"We must move quickly. If they are not neutralized, we will have civil war without end."

I looked my son in the eyes. Not the eyes of a child. Not anymore.

"Go to the Quirinal. Take the troops. We will catch them off balance. If they resist…"

The silence swallowed my voice for a moment.

"Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy."

And then I let the madness loose.

"Once more!" I shouted, voice like a gunshot echoing in the room. "The Empire shall be restored!"

Then I dropped to a whisper, almost a confession.

"And we will have… peace."
 
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