While many doubt me, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Shall do what no necromancer has done since the...
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The Fool of Death
Ethan Eldritch
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While many doubt me, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Shall do what no necromancer has done since the days of the great Liches of times long past. I will breathe life into an undead once more!
I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Go to Body Bazar Ave. to acquire the components to create the form of my living zombie. I then think, where is the best Corps Costco? Ah ha, after 2 hours of wandering, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Having completed my task and using my bulk coupon to harvest the best parts of fifteen bodies and after hiring a Flesh-crafter to put the body together using my awesome might to make the parts whole, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Can finally create the optimal host for my magnum opus!
Now that I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Have created the optimum form for my creation (with no help, of course).
I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Shall endeavor to gather the best necromantic regents and ritual catalyst I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! I can acquire within the week at the local Reanimation-Mart. Having completed my arduous journey to Reanimation-Mart, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Grab my coupon book and dive into the perilous world of discount magi-shopping combat.
After I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING'S! Epic quest at the Reanimation-Mart has finally gathered the reagents: the eye of an (Apus) unblinking Stargazer; the heart of a (baby) Sand Wurm, the blood of a (partly) damned Fae, and finally the catalyst, the most important piece of all, the tear of a dryad, all of which were purchased at 60% off to! After I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Set up the ritual and placed the body in the very center. I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Grabbed my tome containing my life's work, almost 30 years of vitamancy, animancy, and sacrificial magic research. And read the spell line manifesting said work "A halálból vissza a gyere, tled kérlek". The cave rumbled and the magical event glowed then *BOOM*! The ritual exploded in a burst of crimson and violet Essence intertwined and as the glow faded, the undead was standing there with glowing hazel eyes and a crooked grin (oh no what did I do) and it did something that I BOB THE MILDLY MENA-no Bob the fool could never imagine, It spoke and what it said would forever change the world. "The Fetid One rises once again!"
I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Go to Body Bazar Ave. to acquire the components to create the form of my living zombie. I then think, where is the best Corps Costco? Ah ha, after 2 hours of wandering, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Having completed my task and using my bulk coupon to harvest the best parts of fifteen bodies and after hiring a Flesh-crafter to put the body together using my awesome might to make the parts whole, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Can finally create the optimal host for my magnum opus!
Now that I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Have created the optimum form for my creation (with no help, of course).
I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Shall endeavor to gather the best necromantic regents and ritual catalyst I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! I can acquire within the week at the local Reanimation-Mart. Having completed my arduous journey to Reanimation-Mart, I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Grab my coupon book and dive into the perilous world of discount magi-shopping combat.
After I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING'S! Epic quest at the Reanimation-Mart has finally gathered the reagents: the eye of an (Apus) unblinking Stargazer; the heart of a (baby) Sand Wurm, the blood of a (partly) damned Fae, and finally the catalyst, the most important piece of all, the tear of a dryad, all of which were purchased at 60% off to! After I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Set up the ritual and placed the body in the very center. I BOB THE MILDLY MENACING! Grabbed my tome containing my life's work, almost 30 years of vitamancy, animancy, and sacrificial magic research. And read the spell line manifesting said work "A halálból vissza a gyere, tled kérlek". The cave rumbled and the magical event glowed then *BOOM*! The ritual exploded in a burst of crimson and violet Essence intertwined and as the glow faded, the undead was standing there with glowing hazel eyes and a crooked grin (oh no what did I do) and it did something that I BOB THE MILDLY MENA-no Bob the fool could never imagine, It spoke and what it said would forever change the world. "The Fetid One rises once again!"
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