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Is it bad that I kinda can't wait for him to die? Like that's what this is leading up to right? He bites off more then he can chew with a villain and ends up in hell or something
 
Interesting, WONDERFUL EVEN, i just got back to Hazbin Hotel pit through Alastor songs so i searched for a little and behold, i The Second Merlinx have found GOLD
 
Now im just waiting for the gacha to give him the angel race after he gets the ticket for becoming a sinner, or who knows? Maybe he becomes an angel instead, would be interesting
 
Chapter 7 ~ A Silver Damsel in Distress New
(AN: I will be trying to fit in the tickets of specific category based on a type of feat from now on, if it is something I would prefer otherwise, I will just default to random)

The birds were chirping as light shone through a dusty window from the abandoned warehouse.

Fuck the birds.

Groaning from the undressed mattress and pillows I got from the local Walmart, to which I dragged back to the same warehouse I threw the gangsters— or whatever they were—out of the building and down the street to which I called the police with paperwork of evidence on top of The Fister's stomach.

I was honestly expecting to hide out for an extended period of time as soon as the sad bastard's ratted me out…except they didn't?

A few days went by as I was on edge,…only to spot that the news had the "supervillain" apprehended by a new vigilante.

Currently, on my "bed", my eyebrows scrunched up at the memory of yesterday that apparently, I didn't need to hide out…they didn't even bother looking at the warehouse, they just left it be for me to use…

Honestly, I didn't know what to think about it.

I got up from the bed, it wasn't cold, so I honestly didn't need to get a blanket, I could feel Puck was back in my Familiar Space, very much tired from constant summons.

Maintaining physical form is apparently tough as balls, something he needs to constantly save up mana from.

I now barely have enough for standard mana sucking thanks to President Lion, but considering the size of Puck's reserves he either needed to slowly absorb the mana in the air to not ice age everything, or find a better source of mana.

I got up, giving a good ole stretch, before I was hit with the smell of a heavenly omelette, with a good suspicion over who was currently cooking.

I hummed to myself as I dressed myself into comfortable clothing, and strolled into the equivalent of a mini kitchen.

Peeking in, I can see my—quite frankly favorite—rat boy on hind legs walking around the stove carefully, spatula with both hands flipping egg goodness I bought recently.

Two plates, one of them filled up with the meal, my dear Remy, finishing up with his own portion and plopped it down on the plate.

He then spotted me and gave me a good ole wave, "Thank you Remy," the guy saluted me, as he gave a good ole sniff and started slowly biting into breakfast, savoring it.

I was frankly doing the same, I could never go back…

This guy made me like cooked vegetables that I used to dislike, I don't give a fuck if the Gacha is calling him a common pull, Remy is god like, apparently being the finest chef in all of France.

Puck himself didn't need to eat, if he did he preferred snacks of all kinds from cookies to all kinds of sugary delights.

I should probably watch myself on the money though…I am down past half, especially since I went out and wooed a whole bunch of the fairer sex.

Ding! Went on a date with a Girl and thoroughly impressed her

Silver Random Gacha Ticket!

[Lucky Sukebe]
|Uncommon Trait|
You are a lucky fellow alright, just in ways you wouldn't expect. You often stumble into lucky perverted or lewd situations. The chaos of all infinity and eternity is distilled into an ability to affect the composition of all of reality itself and it makes you more likely to find a girl changing. Amazing.

Ding! Kissed a Girl!

Bronze random Gacha Advantage Ticket

[Comfortable]
|Trash Trait|
You should always be comfortable in your own skin, your physical features do not hamper your mobility or your comfort of life, whether you have distorted features or rather oversized assets.

Or

[Cloranthy Ring]
|Uncommon Item|
Dark Souls - This ancient ring, engraved with a large green flower, is of unknown origin. Hastens the regeneration of stamina and recovery from exhaustion.

Ding! Successfully serenaded a girl into your bed!

Silver Familiar Gacha Ticket

[Crow]
|Trash Familiar|
A very smart and loyal crow companion with intelligence on the level of a human, she can look for and fetch shiny things or do things a crow could otherwise do.

Ding! Lost your virginity!

Silver Random Gacha Ticket

[Wind]
|Uncommon Ability|
Allows you to conjure and control winds and air with decent power and precision, strong enough to kill people with lashes of wind or throw them in the air with gusts of wind.


My god, was Path to Love an utter cheat…with it equipped it made acquiring bitches all…too easy to be honest, and with Lovers it was also easy to have them understand it was a one night stand and stop the unnecessary drama.

With Path to Love, I instantly knew their likes and dislikes, I knew what looks I should disguise myself with Foxfire, with every girl that caught my eye, I was their ideal type, who knew just the right words to put them in the mood and have a good day, who knew just what activities they utterly enjoyed, what 5 star version of their favorite food made by the best rat chef is.

If I didn't have Lovers, it would probably be entirely too creepy that a random guy they met on a train or cafe knew so much, but I just made it seem like I liked the same stuff as well, as I showed them a good time…while in the end getting in their pants.

It was amazing, even when not thinking about the Gacha tickets, I got a sweet ring out of it that regenerates stamina for me.

I was not entirely sure if I should be happy to have Lucky Sukebe, but considering only with its help that I managed to run into a pretty gal in mid change, while at the mall sampling clothing, and the door was accidently unlocked?….

I was willing to be very happy, sure the gal in question was mortified and embarrassed, but with Path to Love and Lovers to the rescue…I turned it around, who apparently had a desire to be serenaded.

Ding! Slept with 5 women! All without causing any heartbreak or drama…and somehow survived.!

Silver Trait Gacha Ticket

[Blind Eye]
|Common Trait|
You just disappear in a crowd, as long as you shouldn't stand out you won't.


My luck seems to be an on and off thing unlike the first day, as I walked down the sidewalks, though it was oddly emptier than usual.

Sipping on some coffee,…can Remy work his magic on coffee?? This thought needs to be expanded on.

I didn't really know…where to go from here.

I tried to find some other interesting criminal club houses, but the ones I managed to find were either too small or were too boring to get any fun out of them.

It seemed I hit the jackpot the first time and I was struggling on following up on the lead…but I didn't really want to actually look through the Satan book thing.

Scratching my facial-less chin, I tried to think up any ideas on what I should be doing,…I had no papers, I only had so much money, and I was quickly growing all too bored-

"EEP!" The sound of a cute girl squeaking broke through my musing, a relatively small figure crashing into my chest before stumbling back, both the fuck I was walking while deep in thought, and the girl apparently not watching where she was going.

https://pin.it/7ozcWR5Hn

For a good second, though in my perspective I had Thunder Breathing currently on, so it felt like it was longer, I was looking at someone…that gave me a genuine pause over their appearance.

…gorgeous…unnaturally so, were purple eyes even something humans can go around and be born with?

Long, white hair spilling down from her hoodie that was currently on.

Something was falling…a book? I quickly grabbed it before it could fall to the ground, she must have been holding it before crashing into me.

My gaze came back to the girl, who now looked nervous at me…no, Lovers were outright telling me that the girl looked scared, though there was no recognition in her gaze.

Was she even human? I think it was safe to say she is, I don't think a nonhuman has any particular reason to fear a human.

Did I still have Path to Love equipped in one of my two slots? I do. Which to be fair, why would I need to replace it? Thunder Breathing in of itself alongside Tough Claws are fine forms of attack, with Foxfire only really there as a disguise and illusions aspect rather than the flame itself.

I felt a soft smirk grow on my face, as I extended the hand with the caught book to her, "I believe this belongs to you? You sure seemed to be in a hurry," She glanced down at the book…a Bible apparently, she reached for it only to pull back an instant later, before deciding to actually get her book back before she clutched it to her chest, taking a step or two back as watched me warily

…she is cute, let's see what my ability has to say…she is actually rather pure it seems…she values connection over anything really physical, a soft voice, empathetic, compassionate, her favorite dish, atmosphere, the cherry on top being according to the power that-

I paused at what I uncovered.

Really? It was kind of amusing,…and cute pick up line if corny that she liked, so why the fuck not, "…Did it hurt?" I asked with as soft of a voice as I could, she blinked as she locked eyes with me, a little bewildered.

"I-what?" Her voice, much like wind chimes, made clear she was a little disoriented, "I-uh no-"

"When you fell from heaven," I finished the delivery as I widened my smirk. In amusement, it was funny to see her quite frankly freeze mid sentence.

"…I-I uh, wha-uh," she stammered as she was caught completely off guard from the complement, blushing even.

I waited a good minute for her to recover from a pick up line that in two decades time would at best get an eye roll out of someone, before I heard Puck's voice echo in my mind.

"Mortimer! Be on a look out, the guy coming up behind you, it may not be aimed at you, but the hostility is practically dripping from this guy," Puck, in spirit form, saving mana by remaining incorporeal warned.

"Hey…" a guy called out from behind me, looking back with a bored expression replacing my grin. I took a look at the guy, "We have been looking all over for you," he said in an attempt to seem friendly…but Puck's warning and Lovers were very obviously pointing at me the opposite.

He stood a head taller than me, most of his face was covered, I can barely make out he had black hair in the roots while most of it was obviously dyed gray, with a dark hoodie.

https://pin.it/5dbyvFOTt

…my guy, you look sketchy and shady as fuck, like you could have not tried any harder to be so.

"He has hostility towards the girl?" I replied to my cat spirit, who I felt was in one way or another "around" . It was strange how it worked for the spirits.

"Yep…she is also scared like there is no tomorrow," I looked back and saw that she indeed looked like she spotted death behind me, "This guy is bothering you?" I asked gently and nonchalantly, I could practically feel the tense situation worsen but also kinda pause.

"…ah he didn't like that, he is also now looking at you with murder in his heart!…want me to take care of him?" I was getting the distinct impression that he was pounding his fist paw in the palm of the other.

"No need," I called him off, of something goes wrong, Puck is probably already readying up with a ice shield and icicle.

"Buddy…this is none of your business, she need to come with me…you stay out of it-" I can practically taste the foul irritation in his tone, not that I cared much as I cut him off.

"Hey…" I called out to the girl, to which she locked eyes with me once more, "Is he bothering you?" She tensed up, as she didn't know what to say to me.

"…do you want to go with him?" I tried a different approach, her shoulders shook as she shakes no.

"Pal, back off, I am already in a bad mood, so back away before I crack your skull-" the guy didn't get to speak, as in a matter of moments, I turned to my side, fist clenched, stance squared and stable, and cleanly hit him in the jaw with the back of my hand as he was sent flying to the wall.

…I waited for a moment…only for nothing to come from it, the guy knocked out, slumped over the red brick wall…and no ticket to show for it.

Which means, the guy was all bark…what a let down.

I turned back, the girl was looking wide eyed at me and the aggressor, I could tell she didn't know what to think or do in front of this violence,…thankfully there was practically no one here today.

"…Wanna grab lunch? My treat" I said with enthusiasm and gave her a cheesy smile and pointed at myself.

She stood there like a statue before she finished processing what just occurred, "…I-"she started, before much to her mortification, something interrupted us.

RUMBLE

She flushed crimson, I snorted in laughter at the fact that she was already spoken for.

"It seems your stomach agrees with me…come on! I know a good age nearby for a quick bite!"
 
Huh wait, why is this not in nsfw writing? Its Hazbin Hotel fic?
Becuase I fucked up :V I accidentally put this in the SFW section, instead of the NSFW one lol

…if there would be any lewds I may just make a seperate fic in the NSFW section with the chapters there of it lol
 
Becuase I fucked up :V I accidentally put this in the SFW section, instead of the NSFW one lol

…if there would be any lewds I may just make a seperate fic in the NSFW section with the chapters there of it lol
You could also easily switch it too NSFW section, but that is your prerogative.
 
Becuase I fucked up :V I accidentally put this in the SFW section, instead of the NSFW one lol

…if there would be any lewds I may just make a seperate fic in the NSFW section with the chapters there of it lol
U should put it in nsfw, i mean, it is Hazbin Hotel, so when the mc goes to hell hes gonna meet a lot of nsfw stuff
 
So is this one abandoned now? Also should probably put that link in index.
 
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