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TIF 12: New
The Innovative Fox 12:
The Grand Finale
Akane was in a bit of a panic.

The Decepticons were right there, they were right on her doorstep, and she was doing everything she could to have Titan after Titan roll out from the production line, massive quantities of Synthetic/Dust ammunition pouring out as her reserves of materials ever dwindled closer to the red line.

It was madness. The humans had effectively taken up her weapons and installed them without a second thought, able to intuitively control and use her machines of war, but even so…

She was saddened by this. Of course, she knew that it was this or her little pogchamps would be wiped out, but that didn't mean that she was in any way okay with what was happening.

It was too much, too soon. And she knew intimately what was going to happen when the other nations at war with the USA happened to get a hold of the technology themselves.

War. Not one for survival, but one of petty greed.

She could only do her best to protect those she could, and help them rebuild once they had learned their lesson. As with all things…

Even so, this was what she was aiming for in the end, so she couldn't exactly blame herself. It was just a simple fact that Megatron had come and pushed things to advance far too quickly.

Well, she would handle it as she always had. By hiding away and making enough traps to hopefully slow them down before they got to her.

~~~~
"Yanno, when I woke up this morning, I did not expect to be piloting a giant mecha against zombie giant mecha," Lance Corporal Carter Foley said with a small shake of his head. "Hell, why are these mecha so fucking intuitive to pilot as well? It's like somebody looked at all the mecha anime and games released a few decades ago and improved on it."

"Fuck if I know, I'm just happy we have something like this when there's a full blown zombie mecha invasion," Private First Class Harold Simmons replied as he shredded a zombie Cybertronian with copious amounts of gunfire from his Legion Titan, the poor mech's screech of pain cut off as Simmons moved onto another zombie target.

"This honestly feels like those Call of Duty games my kids love to play, the multiplayer ones with the zombies and shit," Foley commented with a smirk while he sniped another undead Cybertronian with his Northstar's Plasma Railgun. "Forgot what that game mode was called but it was fun."

Harold scoffed as his rotary cannon scythed through a whole group of undead mechs. "Everybody knows that the only good zombie is a dead zombie," he snarked. "Also, heard you got your mech from the source and shit, how exactly did the eggheads make these things? Did the government give psychedelics to Lockheed Martin again?"

"Nah, nothing of the sorts," Foley said with a small grin. "It's one of them giant robots."

Harold's Legion looked at Foley's mech, and he could practically tell that Harold didn't believe a word he said.

"... Bullshit, you're pulling my leg," Harold said before he went right back to gunning down undead mechs.

"Nah, I'm telling the truth," Foley said with a laugh. "In fact..."

Foley sent a video file to Harold, who opened it while he fired his gun. They both played the video at the same time.

"Come on now! I wanna get the robot with the huge ass rotary cannon!" Foley had said to a giant fox robot while he pointed towards a Legion Titan. "I don't want a robot with a giant sniper rifle! Sure it can fly, but come on!"

"Get in the Fucking Robot, Human," a recording of Akane quoted over the comms, flicking her tails at him while she pointed at the camera.

"Fine, but I'm doing this under protest!" Foley whined as he walked inside of the Northstar. "Oooh, comfy seat."

"Protocol 1, Protect the pilot," the North Star claimed, closing up and adjusting to him. "Welcome Pilot. Shall we begin the tutorial?"

The video ended there.

"... Well damn, you were telling the truth," Harold said quietly before his Legion gunned down another group of undead mechs. "Anyhow, I don't see any of them on our sector, you think we should regroup with the others, sir?"

Foley hummed thoughtfully for a few moments.

"We'll do one more sweep, and then regroup with the other echelons." Foley decided as he looked at the combat data and onboard map. "Keep your head on a swivel, Private, we're still knee deep in shit creek."

"Yes sir!"

~~~~

"And that's another box of bolts down!" Cliffjumper cheered as he fired Sasha at another group of Decepticon infiltrators with a massive grin on his face. "Arcee, Bumblebee, how are things your end?"

"Everything's going as planned, iced a few more infiltrators on my sector," Arcee said in his communicator. "The humans also dealt with their own sector as well, saw a huge explosion in the distance."

"Heh, they sure know how to kill stuff when they want something dead," Cliffjumper said with a smirk while he mowed down a retreating Vehicon. "Bumblebee, anything come up?"

"Not much," Bumblebee stated over the comms. "Just testing out the new auto-shotgun Granny Akane made for me. It works well for clearing out the hordes that get too close to her base."

"That's good, I'm just finished up in here as well," Cliffjumper noted as he gazed at the dead Decepticons in front of him. "We'll call for a Ground Bridge, those Delta Force humans said they're extracting via one of their helicopters."

"Any reason why they're not using the Ground Bridge like the rest of us?" Arcee asked curiously.

"Yeah, they got recalled to get some rest," Cliffjumper said with a small smirk. "Hopefully that Decepticon space bridge gets blown up soon, I could feel my guns run out of ammo."

"Heh, you and me both," Arcee said. "Ratchet, open the Ground Bridge, we're going back to base."

"You got it, opening the Ground Bridge now,"
Ratchet said in comms as the Ground Bridge opened up behind Cliffjumper. "Get inside, we got more infiltrators in Siberia, seems they want to detonate a huge vein of Energon underneath the tundra there."

"On our way,"

~~~~
Optimus growled as he swung his Energon Axe to fire several hard light projectiles towards his foe.

"How long are you planning to use the dead for your schemes, Megatron?" he asked his former friend. "I never expected you to stoop so low."

"Until it no longer works, Optimus!" Megatron growled, his eyes glowing a deathly purple as he dodged the attacks. "And by the time it stops working, you and your little pets will all be dead, and under my command!"

Optimus scoffed at this as he transformed his arms into nozzles that spat white-hot flames towards Megatron's direction.

"Whatever it is that you've infused yourself with has clearly slowed your mind," Optimus sniped as he rushed at Megatron.

Megatron rushed in, ducking under the flames and coming in for a punch with an open hand, likely trying to spear him in the gut with his sickly poisonous claws. "I'm better than you'll ever be, Optimus!" Megatron howled. "Stronger!" he swung and missed. "Faster!" he went in for a kick that also missed.

Then he stepped back and adjusted. "…You're more spry than you've been in centuries Optimus. Did you let a resurrected Akane tinker on you when I wasn't looking?"

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Optimus replied with a small grin underneath his faceplate.

Before he brought a hand behind his back and pulled out a very familiar weapon.

The Barrage Cannon barked a staccato rhythm as rapid-fire plutonium-tipped warheads flew towards Megatron.

Megatron was unable to get out of the way in time at such close range, causing his arm to be blown off when he shielded himself with it. "Gaaaaah! Curse you Optimus!" he screamed in rage as he made some distance. "You may be able to fight me on equal terms now, but can you defeat my Army!?"

In the distance, a large missile launched from Akane's base, before teleporting off into the distance, where it detonated in space. And with that, Megatron's face fell. "What? How? How can this be?"

Of course, the slight distraction didn't escape Optimus' notice, and with a rev of his wheels underneath his feet, Optimus surged in front of Megatron and slammed his Energon Axe down.

And with a sickening crunch of metal, embedded it into his shoulder.

"Gah! Optimus!" Megatron gurgled, spitting up plenty of sickly purple fluids.

Optimus looked at the sorry form of his former friend, somebody that he had hoped to forge the future of Cybertron together with. Reduced to... this.

"Sorry D," Optimus sighed as his eyes hardened and placed his Energon hook underneath Megatron's chin.

"I rise..."

And pulled.

"You fall."

Megatron's headless body flopped to the ground, as Optimus threw his head and part of his spine away while the Autobots reported that there were no longer any undead Cybertronians left on the planet.

The battle for Earth... was over.

~~~~
"With the Space Bridge destroyed, there is no longer a way back to Cybertron."

"And yet, while one path closed, another has been opened to us."

"Earth, a world full of opportunities and new friendships has accepted us."

"We live among it's people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret."

"I have witnessed their bravery and their resolve."

"And though we have our differences, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye."

"Optimus! Stop Monologuing and get over here! The Presidential Barbecue is about to start!" Akane yelled in the distance.

Optimus sighed and shook his head, walking towards his friends with a small smile.

"I, am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots hiding in the stars."

"We are here... We... Are waiting."

~~~~
AN:
Stormy: Aaaand that's donezo for Chapter 12! Man it's been a ride and a half. Really got the writing chops on non-lewd related stuff flowing. I'm just gonna give thanks to Kitsu for the opportunity, really, couldn't have pulled it off without him.

Also, the meme needed to be done, I'm not apologizing.

Kitsu: You say that like it didn't take some serious convincing to get you to put it in lol.

But hey, this fic is done, it reached it's end, and if people want a continuation of it, they can either commission us or do it themselves.

What happens from here is honestly up to your imagination.

Does Akane's tech cause World War 3? Is Humanity going to expand into the stars? Do we get to see some crossovers with this and other settings?

That's all up to you. If you want to see more, the choice is honestly yours.

And hey, so long as anyone trying to use my oc Akane as a character chats with me about it first, I dun mind letting people use her in further fics. She's a good fop, and she deserves all the memes, because that's what she likes.

Of course, if you want to support us, here be our links! You can feed the foxxo by donating to the foxxo shrine here: https://aikoakiyoshi.carrd.co/

Feel free to come chat with me on my discord linked there!

Stormy: Mine is https://f3nn3lcorgiii.carrd.co/! You can see me on Kitsu's discord as well if you want to chat.

See you guys later!
 
Awesome. With humanity being able to defend itself, they might not even care about the Autobots arriving in bigger numbers

Pretty much yeah. And honestly, I'm glad that this fic came to an end when it did, because I have a lot of work I need to do for another commissioner soon.

Seriously, one of my commissioners bought me a whole new laptop for work stuff, so I'mma be working *hard* soon.
 
Ooh bringing titanfall mechs here? Awesome! All my hearts to author for this! It always nagged at me when autobots didnt even share any technology with humans. Not even giving them something like fusion energy when the source of the fuel is one of the most prevalent and safest materials in universe
 
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Ooh bringing titanfall mechs here? Awesome! All my hearts to author for this! It always nagged at me when autobots didnt even share any technology with humans. Not even giving them something like fusion energy when the source of the fuel is one of the most prevalent and safest materials in universe

Indeed. The Foxxo and the Corgi put a lot of thought into this one tbh. Very fun.

And hey, it just made sense to do this, tbh. Even though I'm pretty sure this is exactly what made Woolodin fuck off, claiming it was "Too much of a crack fic" for him and dipping.
 
Thanks to the commissioner for their generosity in this fic dump, rushed as it was. It at least provided quite a nice meme dining experience, as well as bots learning the joys of making fun of normies without their knowledge!

Poor Soundwave never got to strangle Megs with his own wiring after pulling all of his stunts.

I bet Megsy was traumatized by Kitsu's kitsuness while under the Decepticon cause!

And top comedy that, that Megsy failed at killing Sentinel when he 'killed' Kitsu at her secret lab, all while thinking he had in fact slain Sentinel Prime!

Seriously, one of my commissioners bought me a whole new laptop for work stuff, so I'mma be working *hard* soon.
Man, that's some good show of love for the art that commissioner showed for your mad skillz at writing! Thanks to the commissioner for their generosity! :D
 
Thanks to the commissioner for their generosity in this fic dump, rushed as it was. It at least provided quite a nice meme dining experience, as well as bots learning the joys of making fun of normies without their knowledge!

Poor Soundwave never got to strangle Megs with his own wiring after pulling all of his stunts.

I bet Megsy was traumatized by Kitsu's kitsuness while under the Decepticon cause!

And top comedy that, that Megsy failed at killing Sentinel when he 'killed' Kitsu at her secret lab, all while thinking he had in fact slain Sentinel Prime!


Man, that's some good show of love for the art that commissioner showed for your mad skillz at writing! Thanks to the commissioner for their generosity! :D

Indeed. Foxxo is very much pleased with the shenanigan that Vajra did to help me out, and we'll certainly do our best to enjoy the results of that.
 

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