Chapter Two: The First Day
At 7:30 the radio in my alarm clock flickered to life, waking me up to the sounds of an early morning news broadcast. I blearily gathered up my clothes and a towel and walked to the nearest bathroom, my sleep-addled brain ignoring everything around me.
Once I got out an hour later, showered, shaved, dressed and in all other ways looking fantastic, I was awake enough to actually take in my surroundings and remember that there were other people in this house. I could hear the other two showers running, some guy with sandy hair was waiting impatiently outside of one of the bathroom doors, and Oscar was eating Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes at the kitchen table.
"You know that stuff is awful for you, right?" I asked in greeting as I checked the fridge for something to eat. I wasn't kidding, either; it was basically Frosted Flakes (before they reduced the sugar content, mind you) with a whole bunch of marshmallows. Anyway, time to see what we've got to work with for breakfast: soda, orange juice, purple stuff…
"Well, yeah, but it's got a Pyrrha Nikos action figure at the bottom!" Oscar said in his own defense.
I poked my head out from behind the refrigerator door to look at him. "Oscar, I've gotten enough cereal box toys to know that they're cheap plastic crap. Pull the other one." Crying out loud, did no one here ever eat anything that didn't come out of a can or a box? I'd have to do some shopping later…
With a sigh, I took out a carton of milk and closed the door and grabbed a bowl and a spoon. "Pour me a bowl."
"But you just said-"
"I know what I said, but sugar-coated sugar with milk is better than no breakfast at all."
After a quick breakfast, Oscar and I left and headed to school, where I separated to get to my first class of the day (via a map Oscar happened to have lying around from his orientation).
Despite the expectations Yang had set me up for, class (which she was a part of, to my ill-disguised surprise) was actually very normal; if it weren't for the fact that nobody had to wear a uniform, I'd almost think I was back home.
The fact that my first class of the day was Math of all things pissed me off to no end, though. I hate math classes.
The second class – Language – was pretty normal, too, and as I walked through the halls to my next class I began to wonder if maybe Yang was just snowballing the new kid when she acted like every day would be filled with food riots and bombastic teachers.
Proving that I should never be optimistic about anything ever, it was at that very moment that a red blur blindsided me and sending me crashing into a wall amid a shower of inexplicable rose petals. I hit back-first, sliding down into a sitting position.
"Ugh…" I groaned, shaking my head. "The hell just hit me?" I felt movement in my lap and looked down, my eyes widening with shock.
In my lap was a small girl with deep red hair that deepened almost into black as it got to the roots, wearing a black and red corseted dress with a frilly skirt, black leggings and a huge red hood, was shaking her head to clear it as she tried to get up.
"Ow, ow, ow…" she whispered to herself. "Okay, that was a bad idea…"
"I'll say," I said flatly.
"Ah!" Startled, Ruby Rose leapt to her feet, blushing scarlet and reaching a hand out to help me out. "Sorry! I swear I didn't mean to hit you like that, it's just that I need to get to my next class fast and I decided to use my Semblance which probably wasn't a good idea since I only figured out what it was a few weeks ago and I still haven't really-"
"Whoa, whoa, breathe, kid," I instructed her, getting up and dusting myself off. She was talking almost as fast as she'd been running. "Look, just… it's alright, just be more careful next time you do something like that, alright?"
"Uh, yeah. Uh… sorry," she apologized again, wearing an expression reminiscent of a sad puppy.
"It's cool. I wasn't exactly responsible with my Semblance when I first got it either," I said reassuringly. "I don't really have the right to get pi-er, mad."
In my defense, no one in that stadium suffered any permanent loss of vision.
"Thanks, uh…" she trailed off searchingly, possibly trying to figure out whether I'd said my name.
I was about to give her my name, when a light seemingly went off in her head.
"Hey wait!" she exclaimed with a gasp.
"What?" I asked, stopping in the middle of spreading my arms up into the air and stretching to work out any kinks being thrown into a wall had given me.
"Oily black hair…"
"Hey,
oiled, not oily," I corrected. "There's a
difference. An
important one."
"Gold armor on his arms and legs…"
"Well, it's not actually gold, I just color it that way. It's actually made of…"
"You're Lucifer Morgenstern!" she said, pointing at me.
"Really? I had no idea," I said dryly, grabbing her hand and putting it down. "And while we're pointing out things we already know about ourselves, you're Ruby Rose."
"How do you know that?" she gasped.
"It's written on the bottom of your boots in crayon," I explained. That wasn't the real reason, of course, but I couldn't help but point it out.
Confused, Ruby lifted up one of her legs and looked at it. "What? I don't…
Dad!"
"Dad? Why do you think your dad did it?" I asked.
"Because it's the third time he's done it this year! It makes me look like a little kid!" Ruby pouted adorably.
"No, your body makes you look like a little kid. The crayon is just insult to injury," I replied with a smirk.
"Hey!"
"Eh heh heh. Sorry, couldn't resist when you gave me an opportunity like that," I apologized. "So did you hear about me from Yang?"
"Yeah, actually. How'd you know? Did she tell you about me?" Ruby asked.
Uh… Shit. No she didn't, and if Ruby mentioned this to her she would know damn well she didn't. "No, I… heard someone mention that she's your sister. Wondering whether or not you were adopted, I think," I lied. Given how little they resembled each other, it seemed like something that people might think. Actually, it might be true, for all I knew.
"Oh. Well, we're not," Ruby said with a frown, in a tone that suggested she'd heard it before and didn't like hearing it now.
"Hey, I didn't say it, I'm just repeating something I heard," I lied again, raising my hands in surrender, which got Ruby to relax. Putting my hands down, I changed the subject. "So… Yang was talking about me?"
"Pft, not like that," Ruby said with a snicker. "She was just telling me why she didn't eat lunch with me like she usually does."
"Hey, I didn't mean it like that. She and I already had that particular talk."
"Yeah, right…" Ruby muttered.
"Brat," I huffed, grabbing her hood and throwing it over her eyes in a fit of petty vengeance.
"Hey!"
"You!" a voice bellowed from behind me. Turning around, I saw the guy who was picking on Oscar yesterday. He didn't look particularly happy.
Well, shit, I thought.
"You're the punk who blindsided me with that light and then kicked me in the head!" he exclaimed.
"Yeah, I know that; I was there," I pointed out casually. "Though I kind of thought you hadn't gotten a glimpse of me. So what tipped you off?"
He gave a rather ugly smile. "With that runt Oscar around, I didn't have to," he said.
"Hey! What did you do to Oscar!?" Ruby demanded.
"Wait, you know Oscar, too?" I asked, before shaking my head and turning back to the bully. "Wait, no, save that for later. What did you do to Oscar?"
"Hah, as if I needed to
do anything to that wimp," the big guy scoffed. "I just threatened him a little and he sang like a canary."
"Yeah, that does sound like Oscar…" Ruby admitted under her breath.
"Not to be rude, but what's he even
doing at a combat school if he collapses under pressure that easily?" I asked.
"It doesn't matter!" the guy exclaimed loudly. "What matters is that I'm going to get you back for what you did, you coward!"
"How? Are you going to keep yelling until I go deaf, to take revenge for blinding you?" I asked, rubbing one of my ears. "Because you're well on your way. Seriously, inside voice, man."
"Make all the jokes you want, little man-"
"Okay. You look like a bear got plastered and had sex with an
actual bear, and then somehow had the bear's kid," I quipped.
"
I wasn't being serious!" he screamed, the veins in his neck pulsing from rage.
"Wait, if the first bear wasn't actually a bear, what was it?" Ruby asked.
"Uh…" I trailed off, trying to think of a way out of this. I really didn't want to have to explain bestiality jokes involving big hairy gay men to this girl.
"I…" the bear-man was just as unable to come up with something to say.
"… I'll tell you later," I finally said.
MUCH later, I added internally. "And… don't ask your sister, she won't know either. In fact, don't ask anyone, and I'll get you ice cream or something."
The big guy shook his head to clear it, then apparently decided to try to go back to his threats despite the way Ruby killed the mood. "Alright, look, I'm going to get you back for that sneak attack yesterday, alright? Next class is Live Combat for the fourth years; I'm going to challenge you, beat you up in front of everyone, expose you for the coward you are. Got it?"
Yeah, his heart just wasn't in it after that.
"Got it," I nodded. "You're delusional and think you have a chance of beating me."
"… I am going to enjoy beating you into the ground a lot more than I should," he growled, before turning away.
"Wow, you're
really calm about this. He kind of looked like he wanted to strangle you," Ruby observed.
"Oh please. Guys like that are always all talk," I said dismissively, drawing on the experience of… well, maybe half a life in all between both of them, if we go by lifespan. "He'll crumble the moment I start fighting back."
"But… I'm pretty sure he's one of the strongest guys in school," Ruby said.
"… What?" I asked dumbly.
"Yeah, I think a lot of people say he's like, the third strongest student in Signal or something," she recalled, before a bell ringing caused her to realize something. "Oh no! I was supposed to be in class already! Gottagoseeyoulatergoodluckinthefight!" she yelled, rushing off with her Semblance again, leaving me alone in the hallway to ponder my fate.
"…
What!?"
Okay, this won't be so bad, I assured myself as the bell rang and Live Combat class with Professor Branwen began.
Yeah, I freaked out a little at first because I made an assumption, but it's fine. I was one of the best fighters in my
school, so it's not like I'm outclassed or anything. I can just use my Semblance to blind him again, then go to town on his ass. Easy.
"Alright, everyone," the black-haired, caped professor slurred after taking a pull from a hip flask. "You've all been here long enough to know the drill. We got a new student all the way from Atlas, and the fights lately've been getting' kinda boring. So to fix that, today's gonna be Rules Matches."
After wondering how the hell he got away with drinking during class, I decided I already didn't like this teacher. Rules Matches meant that a certain rule would be put in place for a spar, and breaking that rule would cause instant disqualification. There were plenty of rules and plenty of ways of deciding them, and I had no idea of what I might get. Hopefully it wouldn't be anything that would give me too big of a disadvantage…
"So… who's first?" Professor Branwen asked.
"Me!" the big guy declared by pumping a fist into the air, then pointing at me. "I challenge
him."
"Going right after the new guy, huh?" Branwen said with a smirk. "Yeah, alright, go for it. Björn Järnsida versus Lucifer Morgenstern. Now let's give this baby a spin to see what kinda match you're in for…"
Pressing a few buttons on his scroll, the tipsy professor called up a holographic game show wheel that then proceeded to spin. There wasn't any indicator of which squares meant what until it came to a stop, when the panel that the indicator landed on suddenly flipped over to reveal… an abstract human figure holding up a hand that was radiating blue energy, with a large red X over it.
"Alright. This match's rule is No Semblance. Hope you don't use yours too much, kid; you're in for a real bitch of a fight otherwise," Branwen said to me with a chuckle as he took another long pull from his flask.
I hope you blow your liver out on that shit, I thought viciously as I stepped into the ring, hefting my spear.
Across from me, the now-named Björn had two large round shields strapped to his forearms. If he held them the right way and hunched over, he could probably cover his sides completely.
"You ready for your beating, little man?" Björn taunted as the countdown to the start of the match began.
"I'm glad you're willing to include me, but it's the person
receiving the beating that gets to call it theirs, not the one giving it," I retorted.
God damn I need to learn when to shut the hell up. Well, on the plus side, if this school runs on prison rules I'll be untouchable if I can actually pull this off.
"Aaaaannnnddd…. start!" Professor Branwen declared as a bell rang to start the match.
The arena was a rectangle, about forty feet by twenty, with walls on three sides. The walls were bare plaster, the floor lacquered wooden planks.
The two of us circled each other cautiously, both of us looking for an opening to exploit. If what Ruby had said was true, he was probably pretty good with those shields, which means he'd have a difficult defense to penetrate, and he'd likely be able to make any hits he got in count.
He's probably not especially fast, though. Even without his size, those big shields aren't exactly wieldy-oh shit!
Björn apparently got tired of waiting for me to make a move and rushed me with surprising speed, swinging his shielded arm to hit me with the rim.
But just because he was faster than I expected didn't mean he was faster than me, and I brought up Longinus to block successfully, though the impact forced me back several inches.
His attack wasn't over, though. He spun around one-hundred and eighty degrees to attack again, then repeated the motion, repeatedly spinning around and building up momentum so that he could continually try to slice me up with the rim of his shields. I was able to block every blow with Longinus, spinning it to force away the blows in an attempt to slow down the assault, but the blows kept forcing me back.
When the back of my foot hit the wall, I realized he hadn't really been trying to hit me. He wound up for a big blow, confident he could just keep whaling on me until I was too tired to keep blocking.
Instead, I just ducked under the blow and quickly rolled around him, making a horizontal swing with my spear immediately after getting to my feet behind his back.
Without looking, he caught the spear with a shielded arm and spun around to face me, knocking Longinus out of the way.
I quickly jumped up and planted my feet on his approaching shield and raised my spear to attack, intending to use this position to score an attack to his head before dismounting.
"Ahhh!"
Instead the front of the shield exploded, sending me flying towards the opposite wall. My legs were stinging with pain for a moment before Aura sorted that out, and I turned around in midair to take the impact with my feet, essentially standing on the wall for a moment. My legs coiled like a spring and I launched myself back into the fray, spear in front of me ready to stab with the full force of my forward momentum while he was (hopefully) not expecting an attack.
But with greater speed than I would have credited him with, Björn batted me in the side with his shield, detonating it again and sending me slamming back-first into the wall.
Before I could even begin to fall, he had rushed forward and slammed the shield into me, pinning me to the wall, then detonated his shield again.
"Oooh, looks like this ain't gonna last much longer," Professor Branwen said, sounding very amused.
I barely registered those words as Björn removed his shield and let me fall to my knees on the ground, gasping in pain for a moment. My Aura was taking longer to take away the pain, a sure sign that it was beginning to run low. I sunk Longinus butt-first into the ground, as if to use it to pull myself up to my feet.
Björn, clearly thinking he had nothing to worry about anymore, grinned savagely as he loomed over me. "You ready to end this, little man?" he taunted.
I chuckled darkly. "Yeah, I'm ready to end this," I whispered, just loud enough for him to hear. Then, for the first time in this fight, I fired Longinus.
What had looked like me using it to support myself was actually just me preparing to launch it straight at his chin. It struck him dead on with enough force to lift him a few inches from the ground.
I leap to my feet and unleashed a flurry of blows with my steel-plated fists and feet, finishing it off with a knee to the gut that turned into a flip-kick that got him square in the jaw and knocked him onto his back in a momentary daze. I then retracted the wire that connected Longinus to my left gauntlet, sending the spear right back to my hands just as my opponent started to get back to his feet, shaking his head to clear it.
Readying Longinus, I fired it to launch myself forward. As Björn brought up his shields again to block it, I switched to a different form of Dust for my spear and triggered it. My spear's head was electrified, and I switched my attack from a thrust aimed at his throat to a chopping motion aimed at his legs.
Björn realized what was happening and tried to jump back, but couldn't keep from getting clipped by the electrified spear, which hit with the voltage of a cattle prod and sent him sprawling, stunned, to the ground.
I knew it wouldn't last long, so I wasted no time in kicking away one of his arms to expose his torso and jabbing down with the still-electric Longinus, holding it there for a few moments.
A loud alarm blared, signaling that the match was over.
"Alright, that's enough!" Professor Branwen called, prompting me to withdraw my spear. As Björn got up, stiff, sore and groaning, I spared a look at the big display screen above me that showed our Aura levels.
Lucifer Morgenstern: 41%
Björn Järnsida: 23%
Damn, all that and I'd only barely gotten his Aura down below 25%? Sheesh… And my own Aura had gotten even lower than I'd thought. That was cutting it way too close.
The professor took another swig from his hip flask with a satisfied sigh. "Alright, so Lucifer Morgenstern wins. Whoo. As for the fight… eh, I've seen worse. 6 out of 10."
"What!?" I exclaimed, indignant.
"What, you expected me to be impressed by that?" the drunken instructor said in a mocking tone. "Please. You won that fight because your opponent was dumb enough to stand around taunting instead of finishing you off. Don't get ahead of yourself, kid; you've still got a
long way to go before you hear any praise from me."
I glared mutinously at him, but couldn't really think of a retort; if I was honest with myself, I probably
would have lost if Björn hadn't given me that opening to turn things around. Knowing a lost argument when I saw it, I just shook my head and turned around to head back to my desk.
The reception I got from my peers was much more gratifying than the teacher's. Several of them were gaping with shock or looked clearly impressed (and in a few cases, admiring).
As the next match began and Professor Qrow turned to give the sparring students his attention, Yang whispered to the person next to her, causing a chain reaction of whispering that finally reached a boy sitting next to me, who looked at Yang, nodded, and got up from his seat as the blonde did the same, switching seats.
"Hey Luce," she said casually as she sat down. "Don't-"
"Wait," I said, holding up a hand to interrupt her. "Did you just call me 'Loose'?"
"Yep."
"Okay, yeah, no, I'm not going to accept being called that," I said firmly.
"Oh, you want something else?" Yang asked with a teasing grin. "How about Lu? Oh, I know, how about Lucy? Or Lulu?"
"… That's not funny, Yang," I said, annoyance creeping into my voice as my brows furrowed.
"Speak for yourself."
"Seriously, why would you need to make up a nickname for me? 'Lucifer' is only three syllables long and it isn't exactly hard to pronounce."
"Well yeah, but where's the fun in that?" Yang asked. "Besides, 'Lucifer' kinda sounds… off somehow, y'know?"
"No, I don't know," I said, though in truth I used to feel the same, before I got used to being named after the incarnation of evil. Inasmuch as that's
possible. That said, I had to wonder why Yang, who couldn't possibly have any knowledge of Judeo-Christian lore, would feel the same way? "Lucifer" is just a name that means "light bringer" in this world, after all.
Maybe it's just one of those words that get an instinctual reaction from people, like the way a lot of people find the word "moist" intrinsically disgusting for some reason.
"Look, I'm not going to have this argument
here, too," I said firmly. "Just call me Lucifer."
"Alright, fine," Yang said with a roll of her eyes that didn't fill me with confidence about the odds of her not using more nicknames.
A slightly awkward silence passed before I decided to bite the bullet. "So… was there a particular reason you changed seats like this?"
"Hmm? Oh, yeah. Wanted to tell you don't worry about Uncle Qrow; he's like that with everyone," Yang assured me as the third sparring match of the day began.
"What, you mean a drunken dou- Wait, he's your uncle?"
"Yeah. My dad teaches here, too, actually."
"Oh." I was just going to hope she didn't realize that I was about to talk seven shades of shit about Professor Branwen. Or hope that she was simply self-aware enough to realize that, well, he came off as a bit of a drunken asshole, whether he had a point or not.
"So what was up with the grudge match with Björn, anyway?" Yang asked, pulling me out of my thoughts. "You spill something on his comic books or something?"
"Wha-comic books? No, he was bullying this kid named Oscar, so I blindsided him, with both a kick to the head and
actual blinding. He threatened Oscar to find out who I was," I explained.
"Wait, he was threatening Oscar?" Yang asked.
"What, you know him, too?" I asked, before I realized something. "Oh, right, Ruby's your sister. Yeah, he had him up against the lockers and was threatening him."
Yang shook her head. "Yeah, that sounds like him. Listen, he's not
too bad, usually, but he's
really thin-skinned; takes offense at the tiniest stuff. Some stupid 'manly honor' thing. I'll set him straight after class, alright?" She took out her Scroll and started fiddling with it.
"Not really sure someone who shakes down a kid half his size qualifies for 'not too bad,' but alright," I said with a shrug.
Once class ended, Yang strode purposefully up to Björn, who was sitting at his desk looking down in the dumps. Having nothing better to do, I followed.
Björn did a double-take when he saw Yang and I approach and seemed about to try to get out of his desk, but Yang beat him to it, slamming a hand down on his desk in front of him.
"You know what this is about, Björn. Come with me, and no excuses."
"But he-"
"No. Excuses," Yang repeated, a threatening undercurrent in her words.
The three of us left the classroom, Yang leading the two of us. I spared a glance at Björn, but he was too busy staring at the ground to notice. He had an expression like he was being led to his execution.
After a few minutes of walking, we ran into Ruby and Oscar. Oscar seemed to be enjoying himself immensely until he saw Yang coming towards him out of the corner of his eye. His face paled and he tried to jump into an open locker and shut himself in, but Ruby grabbed the door by the handle and struggled with him to keep it open.
"Hey, Ruby. Thanks for keeping him here," Yang told her little sister with a bright smile. "I'll take it from here, okay?" She grabbed hold of the locker door, and suddenly Oscar's struggles to close it were completely useless; the door didn't even budge.
"No problem. So he did it again?" Ruby asked.
"Probably," Yang said with a sigh. "Got Luce her dragged into it, too."
"Did we or did we not have this conversation not ten minutes ago?" I asked testily.
"Oh, by the way, Yang, I've been meaning to ask: what's a bear that's not a-"
"Ice cream,
ice cream!" I mouthed frantically to her behind Yang's back.
"A bear that's not what, Ruby?" Yang asked, turning her head to her sister.
"Uh… nothing, never mind," Ruby said innocently.
"I didn't do anything, I swear!" Oscar yelled frantically. "Sir, help me, she's crazy! She-Ack!" He was cut off from his pleading when Yang reached into the locker and pulled him out by his collar.
"Alright, Björn: why did you start a fight with Oscar this time?" Yang said, ignoring the green-clad boy's frantic struggles to escape her iron grip.
"Because I am
not a 'whiny scrub!'" Björn exclaimed, filled with righteous fury. "There was no way I was going to let what he said stand! Especially when he's just a cheating, camping little punk!"
"Hey, it's a legitimate strategy!" Oscar cried indignantly, but he shut up when Yang glanced sideways at him, one eyebrow raised.
"Okay, so he was griefing again. Thought so," Yang said. She held Oscar up to eye level and addressed him. "Listen, Oscar, what did we say was the rule?"
Finally realizing the futility of trying to escape, Oscar's struggles ceased, though he couldn't quite bring himself to look Yang in the eye. "Don't say anything over a screen or through a scope that I wouldn't say right to their face," he recited glumly.
"And did you break that rule, Oscar?"
"Yes…"
"Then you know what has to happen," Yang intoned solemnly.
"But-! But-!"
"No buts! And you!" she said, turning back to Björn and making him lose the expression of glee on his face at Oscar's plight. "What did I tell you about beating people up just because they make you mad?"
"Hey, I was justified! They both insulted me repeatedly! He blinded me and then kicked me in the head!" Björn yelled, pointing at me.
"Eh heh heh. It's true, I did do that," I agreed, chuckling a little at the memory.
"Of course he did! You're six-six and built like a brick outhouse and you're threatening
this," Yang replied, holding up the skinny, barely five foot Oscar, who looked even less threatening than usual. "And what do you do instead of explaining yourself later? You threaten Oscar
again to find out who he is, then you pick a fight. Are you starting to see the problem here?"
"This is a combat school! What's wrong with using violence to solve our problems?" Björn asked plaintively.
"Nothing until you start trying to break people's bones over every little argument," Yang retorted, giving Björn a glare that made the huge teen shrink in on himself a little. "Björn, what was the rule we agreed on?"
Björn sighed, and recited, "No physical fights over a game, hobby or personal interest unless they agree to it."
"And did you break that rule?" Yang asked.
"… Yes…"
"Then you know what has to happen," she said.
"Please, no! Anything but that!" he begged, falling to his knees and clasping his hands as if in prayer.
"Okay, I'll bite. What the hell is going on?" I asked Ruby, as the two of us stood on the side and watched.
"They're both really into video games and they get way too personal and mean about stuff," Ruby answered. "Oscar's usually pretty nice, but as soon as he thinks you can't touch him he turns into a total jerk and starts insulting everyone, and Björn thinks every insult needs to be dueled over, so this happens every couple of months."
"So they're morons and I got involved in this crap for nothing," I concluded, pinching the bridge of my nose.
"Kinda, yeah."
"So what's the punishment?" I asked.
"We take away something they can never get back," Ruby answered happily.
"Well, that sounds… dark."
"Does it? Weird. Oh, and I want a quintuple-scoop strawberry ice cream sundae with cookie dough."
"Great…"
"Please, please make it stop!" Björn blubbered in anguish.
"It's too much! This is just too cruel!" Oscar cried.
"Soaring Ninja Wins! Total Annhilation!" the game's announcer proclaimed.
"And that makes… about 91 wins without taking a single hit," Professor Branwen said casually as he took a sip from his flask. "9 more to go. Pass the controller."
"You're evil!" Oscar whined as the tearful Björn handed him the controller.
"I'm a teacher, kid, it's in the job description," the instructor said with a chuckle. "And 'Send.' There we go, everyone can stay up to date on how well you two are doing."
"New Challenger Approaches!" the game declared.
"Please, sir, I've got family on my friends list! And actual friends! Do you know how hard it was for me to get those!? You can't do this to me!" Oscar pleaded.
"Hey, don't tell it to me, kid; I'm just doing this as a favor to my two favorite nieces."
"Also, we sneak him a glass of that Mistralian brandy he really likes but can never find in stores that Dad doesn't let him have," Ruby explained to me as she ate her sundae at the dining room table, totally ignoring the anguished cries of the two nerds on the couch as her uncle stomped them with contemptuous ease and then uploaded the videos and sent them to everyone on their contact lists, while Yang read some of the comments the videos generated aloud.
"I can't believe I almost got the crap beaten out of me over a damn video game," I said, a sour look on my face as I scooped a spoonful from my small cup of banana ice cream.
"Well, you'd have probably fought him eventually anyway, right? It just would have been less personal and 'I'm gonna break your face, grr,'" she said, trying to deepen her voice in imitation of Björn. The effect was as inaccurate as it was adorable.
"I guess, but it's still kind of galling to stick your neck out for someone, and it turns out they were only in trouble because they're a dumbass."
"Soaring Ninja Wins! Total Annhilation!" This announcement was followed by fresh anguished tears from Oscar.
"Though I do admit, seeing this is pretty cathartic," I admitted with a sadistic grin. "Although, with all the crying and screaming, you'd think we were disembowling puppies in front of them or something."
"Ugh! Don't
say that!" Ruby exclaimed, a look of horror on her face.
"What, too gruesome? Yeah, sorry, not used to talking to little kids."
"I am not a kid!"
"You kinda are, kid," Professor Branwen called over his shoulder.
"He's got you there, Ruby," Yang said, flipping through the comments for good ones that were also PC enough for her little sister's ears.
"I notice you don't even deny that you're little," I pointed out.
Ruby said nothing and simply glared at me as she shoveled more strawberry sundae into her mouth.
Elsewhere…
So you completed all the assignments you missed, right?" Dahlia Black asked as she handed another girl a piece of paper.
"Yes. Thank you for bringing them to me, Dahlia," the other girl said. She was a little over five and a half feet tall, with a slender build and skin like porcelain, wearing a thin red cotton yukata. Her coal-black hair was completely straight and reached halfway down her back, though she was in the process of putting it up into a bun.
Much more eye-catching than any of that was the bright red tattoos decorating her face. On her forehead was a hollow red circle, with two long, thin lines emerging from the top and bottom, and under each eye was a curving line that mirrored her eyebrows.
"So you're sure you're all better now?" Dahlia asked in a concerned tone. "I don't want you to try to go back to school before you're ready."
"I know, Dahlia, I'm fine now," her friend assured her, her voice gentle, though her face betrayed little expression.
"I hope so. So did I tell you about the new boy? He's pretty cute," Dahlia said with a smile.
The other girl simply rolled her eyes as she finished putting her hair into a bun. "Dahlia, I have told you before: I am not interested in dating. Nor do I particularly care about boys who are 'cute.'"
"Would it change anything if I said he beat Björn in a sparring match today?" she said slyly.
The girl grew visibly interested. "He did?" she asked curiously.
"Heh, thought that would get you," Dahlia said with a smirk. "Yeah. It was pretty close, though, and Professor Branwen said it was only because Björn stopped to gloat. But it was a No Semblance match, so I'm not sure if he could have beaten him normally."
"Hmm… what is this boy's name?" she asked, tilting her head a little.
"Lucifer Morgenstern. I tried setting him up with Yang yesterday when he first got here and got her to show him around, but she told me no dice later," Dahlia said with a sigh before perking up. "So that means he's available for you, guilt-free!"
"Lucifer Morgenstern…" she repeated to herself quietly, before a smile began to form on her face. "An odd name. I rather like it. I think I'll see if he's really as good a fighter as you claim tomorrow."
"Great! You can- oh, not again, Hina!" Dahlia exclaimed. "Can't you show any interest in a boy that's not about wanting to beat them up in a fight!"
"I can," Hina admitted. "But I don't."
"Ugh. What a waste of a cute guy. He's going to get beat into paste…" Dahlia said mournfully.
"Now, now, Dahlia. He may turn out to be a surprise," Hina said reassuringly to her friend.
"Ugh, yeah right. Yang's the only person in the whole school you don't beat most of the time, and even it's mostly even! I mean, just because he beat Björn doesn't mean he's as good a fighter as Yang, does it?"
"I'm hoping that that is exactly what it means," Hina said, a hint of a smile on her face.