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♦ Topic: Supervillain Attack on Brockton Bay
In: Boards ► Local Affairs ► Brockton Bay
Poit (Original Poster)
Posted On Jan 1st 2011:
This isn't how I think anyone wanted to open the new Brockton Bay focused sub-forum, but here things are what they are.
Brockton Bay was recently attacked by many supervillain mercenaries, led by Hyena. Several schools were taken hostage and evidently they were searching for a specific person.
Known involved attackers:
Hyena
Spiral Harley
Shaggynaut
Black Tom Savage
Suspected involved attackers:
Feral
Super-Soldier, Shadow Stalker, and Glory Girl engaged Shaggynaut.
(Update)
Hyena was confirmed "killed" by new hero Lygodia. Given he is a known regenerator, he will be back by the time he's imprisoned.
(Update 2)
Ward Vista is confirmed to have engaged Spiral Harley, ending up in critical condition.
(Update 3)
Ward Vista is awake and Spiral Harley is in custody.
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►The Pink Cat
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
I was there, she almost died. Not gonna say much too avoid getting in trouble but... at some point she either pulled something new or her power changed somehow? Dunno if anyone filmed that.
►RandomMovieMonster (Banned)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Alright I know I'm new to this plane forum. But you're gonna have to tell me your joking.
Spiral Harley?
Black Tom Savage?
Shaggynaut???!!
The only name that made sense there is the hyena. And I have seen the pictures of him and dark claw. And it looks like all the cool superhero's and supervillains came by, took all the good stuff. And left the scraps for these guys! It's unbelievable! Being a villian used to mean something!
Now these amateurs think they're hot shit. And don't even have the decency to take a cool name! Utterly repulsive.
On an unrelated note anyone know how to get in contact with hyena? The guys got style and I think that would go great in an upcoming project I got going. =]
Ciao my future victims fellow internet dwellers!
►BroFab
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Now you know why there is an entire forum dedicated to a crackpot theory of our entire universe being the amagamation of other two
I- wtf
There is a lot to unpack here dude
Isn't there a rule about trying to make contact with a villain? Mods?
►Xero Key (Moderator)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ RandomMovieMonster
Banned. Your post has been directed to the relevant law enforcement agencies.
Hero Fan Network has a very serious "do not threaten to contact actual villains" policy. The… INCIDENT made it required. Even as a jest, it's not something you do.
►L-O (Verified Artifical Intteligence) (Justifier Consultant)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Mocking Observation: Hooray. Another Victory for the defenders of Humanity. Lets just put that right on the fridge where everyone can see it. lets see how long the Meatbags can keep the Villains imprisoned this time. Current estimate is [Minimum time: 6 months, 3 weeks, 2 days]&[Maximum:2 years 8 months 5 days]
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Surprised Commendation: Well I will be a terminators parental relative. You Meatbags actually took some of my advice for improvement of the High priority villain containment Center.
Addendum: Usually you look over some simple detail that allows for one of the inmates to cause a chain reaction for the rest of the Inmates to take advantage of and promtly commit more mal content. Ah well. you cant be perfect. you are just Meatbags after all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ RandomMovieMonster
Amusing Statement: It never ceases to amaze me how Cruel and stupid a species can try to be. Especially humans, when in doubt you can always count on the most pathetic of them to seek out each other. I would laugh if i had the biological functions to do so, But I Cant, So I will just say this: STAB, if your still watching this thread, know this. He doesn't love you. He will never love you. And most importantly, he will never copulate with your disgusting Meatbag frame.
►DR.GOMGMD
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Question to @Poit is the ward vista alright? I am extremely uncomfortable with the idea of sidekicks under sixteen and the idea she had to up against Hyena of all villains is not very comforting. Hopefully she hasn't lost any limbs? If she has, put me in contact. I can do a discount commission for any extra prosthetic limbs she may need.
►Reave (Verified PRT Agent) (Brockton Bay Refugee)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
We can confirm that Vista is fine. She is being kept under observation, but she shows no lasting harm at the moment. While the offer of replacement limbs is appreciated, it is unnecessary.
►Timeout
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Reave @ DR.GONGMD
Wait wait wait. Sorry I haven't been keeping up with the whole dimensional shift situation? But what does Gong mean under sixteen???
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►Poit (Original Poster)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Vista is a member of the Wards, parahumans under the age of 18.
►WeWereTwoButWeWereStitched (Verified Conspiracy Nut) (Two Week Thread Ban)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Glad to know the Bat and the Wolverine are still functioning well despite the conflicting morality.
The Sabertooth Joker is still as nightmarish as ever, I feel bad for the non fused people of the new universe, they don't deserve the collective bullshit of two different continuities.
I hope the Robin-Age girl is fine
►BroFab
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ WeWereTwoButWeWereStiched
Dude, stop, I'm tired of the Amalgam bullshit, WERE DID YOU EVEN GOT THOSE NAMES???
Also wtf is a "Robin"? The bird???
►Xero Key (Moderator)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ WeWereTwoButWeWereStiched
You again? Enjoy another two week ban. Seriously. AOOB is in effect when you bring that stuff here.
►Jaundismo Darken
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ BroFab
I spent some time on that… other place. I think it's because Sparrow is a bird? I don't know. I was there mainly for the fics.
►Void-CowboyBB (Brockton Bay Refugee)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Wait, the new universe were two???? THATS SO COOL, I WANT TO KNOW MORE!!
►BroFab
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Jaundisamo Darken
Same, the theory was funny, specially when the discussion on how people were named unfused.
I specially liked SuperAmerica and CaptainMan for SuperSoldier two halfs.
@ Void-CowboyBB No you don't *sees your post history*
Ok, maybe you want to know but trust me, you don't need to know
►McEnty (Brockton Bay Refugee)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Void's already regained his rep from PHO? Can't have shit even in new universes.
►Poit (Original Poster)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Void-CowboyBB
[gif: Atlantis the Lost Empire "you don't wanna know" meme]
It's about as true as Flat Earth. A few crazies say that because names are weird around the world, clearly they were haphazardly shoved together in illogical ways. It isn't true and there is plenty of evidence to prove it. Like, first page of Google. Top results.
►Access (Verified Hero) (Justifier Consultant)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
I don't know, if you look close enough you'll start to see the connections

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►Timeout
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ BroFab, @ Poit, @ Access
You know as much as I don't like agreeing with the crackiest of theories. I would not be surprised if we were two universes mashed up.
Our world currently has: people who regularly come up with fantastical technologies then 60% of the time, use it to fight for or against crime.
we semi-regularly get invaded by aliens in big or small numbers ( Skrulls, thanagarians, jitarii, etc etc) hell, to add on to that and we know that all planets in our solar system contain some kind of life at the very least.
We have meta mutants whose power is quite literally harnessing the magical forces of the universe (because of course magic exsits.) Hell. I have BEEN one of those people who harnessed magic. Most people forget but I WAS A LICH FOR A GOOD FEW YEARS. and then there was that stint where i took over as magic master supreme for... two... seconds... yeahignorethatlastpartANYWAY.
So. Is the AMALGAM Theory absolute crack? Yes. Do we live in a universe where we tell the rules of normality to get bent? Also yes. Is there a possiblity of all the crazy crackpot theories may be real? Yes. its also equally possible that they don't exist. At this point im not even sure the heros know what is theory and what is fact.
But what do I know. I'm a VFX guy that knows magic and uses clocks as an atheistic. So im just crazy are'nt I? -_-
►Xero Key (Moderator)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Timeout
AOOB, Timeout. You get a warning as this is your first offense. Watch yourself.
►Void-CowboyBB (Brockton Bay Refugee)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ The Pink Cat
What happened Pink?
►Xero Key (Moderator)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
>Xero Key
@ Wilt'N'Thorn, @ The Pink Cat
Watch it buddies. You haven't broken the SI rule yet, but you are toeing the line. Keep it as vague as possible if you answer Pink.
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♦ Topic: (Edited) Parahuman Bomb?
In: Boards ► Local Affairs ► New Gotham
Battlin' Dragon (Original Poster)
Posted On Jan 1st 2011:
Hey, just heard that Black Claw was dealing with a bomb in the main library?
Edit: What's with all the glass?
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►PDNG Media (Announcer)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
The device in question is believed to be a Parahuman device, colloquially known as "Tinker Tech". It apparently turned everything in the blast radius to glass.
►BigMcLargeHuge
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Ah, a supervillain making wondertech that could make them millions if sold on the white market, but which they keep to themselves and use only for terrorist attacks and theft. Glad to see some things are apparently multiversal. Well, not glad, but you get the idea.
...why do so many of the genius nuts like that attack Dark Claw? He's even drawing in criminally insane inventors from other dimensions now!
►BroFab
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
I still think that their TinkerTech is bullshit.
How do you create tech that can't be understood. Not replicated. Is either hiden magic or some weird 4th dimensional alien shit
I bet one of the geniuses of our Earth will eventually decipher it... or a wizard\
@ BigMcLargeHuge
I investigated a bit about this actually, their home universe apparently has some weird laws about making money with powers, specially their TinkerTech (which is bullshit)
►Poit
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Apparently the law was mainly focused on stocks because people could manipulate them. And Tinker tech is difficult to repair even for the one who made it? Not sure. There's apparently a guy called "l33t" who can make anything… ONCE. The more similar it is to something he's done before, the more likely it blows up.
►L-O (Verified Artifical Intteligence) (Justifier Consultant)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ BroFab
Begrudging Agreement: As much as it pains me to agree with you Meatbag. I agree, it makes no logical sense to Blackbox any type of technology to that degree. It is annoying. the samples that i have already gained access have proven needlessly complicated. It almost reminds me of Technarkys revolting violation and repurposing of different tech into his body. Except if it was done in a simultaneously more advanced but stupider fashion.(-_-)
@ Poit
Mocking Statement: ... No. I cannot. This L33T is just to funny for my processors. (≧▽≦)
►RedReaper o'Grim
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Oh, hey LO! Glad to see you're up and running again. And yeah, this loser uses actual freaking leet speak as his name. He deserves his tech blowing up in his face.
You want to know the worst part? He and his partner, lamely called Uber, do their crimes on LIVE STREAM. All video game themed!
►Wicked Thunder
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Red Reaper O'Grimm. Ok, I admit my curiosity. Such as?
►Void-CowboyBB (Brockton Bay Refugee)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Wicked Thunder.
GTA. Hookers. Baseball bats. I stopped watching after that. Too much for me.
►Battlin' Dragon (Original Poster)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ PDNG Media
Yeah, ok. But what does that mean exactly?
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►King of Reason
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ BroFab
…That makes no sense. That defies several laws of physics. I'm doing my thesis on some of the stuff learned from other planets, and that still violates them.
And the freaking AI agrees with me! (No offense @ L-O).
►Resolve Queen (Verified Firefighter)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Heard from some friends at PDNG. Apparently everything turned to glass. Like, the shelves and the books. They found a finger they think might have been Black Claw's. The fact she's still moving is… confusing. And horrifying! But mostly confusing.
One dude says they think they found her eye. Her eye transmuted into glass!
►A Few Hammers Short
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Void-CowboyBB
…live streaming super-villains? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?
►BigMcLargeHuge
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ A Few Hammers Short
Because IP addresses are easily traceable? If they're livestreaming their crimes, they're not too powerful to risk attacking, and their Protectorate hasn't tracked them back to their lair and arrested them it's more a mark against their Protectorate than for the criminals in question.
I mean, sure, theyd escape prison in a few months like everybody else, but that's at least a few months without dead prostitutes and whatever other games they LARP murderously (and if livestreaming really is Their Thing they'd probably end up on the high end of the Time Spent Caught:Time Spent Free ratio and go right back in in short order).
I'd call them the most pathetic criminals ever, but let's be honest, that's not fair to what'shisname over in New Gotham, the guy whose villain gimmick is "really good at getting to high places using a mix of kites and stilts".
►PencilNator (Verified Rogue)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ BigMcLargeHuge
No no. He's got a point.
Streaming would bring a consistent source of income. And plus if you're a rouge or villain of some kind. Unless that is specifically going for stealth. You're definitely not trying to hide your crimes. Plus you can easily get some mad scientist to wip up a super VPN so no one can track you online while your commuting crimes. If you can't build one yourself already. So streaming would just be a nice way of ensuring you gotta little dough at the end of your job.
Plus. do you know how hard it is to make a living as a c-lister career criminal? No? Let me tell you.
You wake up in your 3 room apartment with your roommate ( usually another rouge like yourself ) you get ready for the day. Put on your armor. And then you have three choices in front of you:
A.you walk down the street to your local shittest convenience store ( because you don't wanna go to the nice coveince store where the cash register and/or deli chef is consistently nice to you because if you do you might not expect a good lunch again.) threaten people try to rob the place. Get jumped by the newest "hero of the week" if you're lucky. Usually lose. Go to county jail. Break out. Go home. Count your measly winnings if you got or kept any. Sleep. if you're unlucky. You run into one of the scary ones. Like the darkclaw family. And lose an important piece of yourself. Quite literally. And usually in the form of a bone. Personally I would suggest going limp. Or fainting. Both seem to work and generally make whatever process you're about to go through less painful. Then you wake up in prison. Escape six months to a year later. (Depending on whatever wizard decides he didn't like a wall looking at him funny) go home. Look at bed. Have less than you had to begin with. And sleep.
B.You go to whatever local villainous pub/bar/ hangout you may have. Look for the job board. Find either some job that will set you for life. Or some job to go bully the local elderly home for fifty bucks. Pick one of the two. Get your ass beat in both scenarios. Go home with a fifty percent chance to keep your earning. Pray to god a hero didn't follow you home. Spend the money on improving your gear. Then go to sleep
C. Turn around walk back inside. Then sit down. Turn on the tv. A portal opens up. Then you're kidnapped by whatever alien/robot/wizard/dictator is scheming this time. Get experimented on. Get mind controled. Join horde of minions. Fight hero's in big fight. Lose. Wake up from coma three months later. Get released with medical bills. Go home. Look for new job online. Get in bed. Cry. Sleep.
So yeah. Streaming isn't such a bad idea now hmm?
Also I do know that it's not allowed to be said on a forum. But if anyone has any information on Uber and L33T. Please DM me. The Rouge Unions of America weren't particularly happy when they heard about the whole "prostitute" incident. And want to have a talk with the kids about proper villian edquite. And see if they need to be let off with a warning or a "warning". Especially if they are found to be the particularly unsavory type of criminal.
Mods. please don't ban me again.
Human-pencil: signing off!
►Xero Key (Moderator)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ PencilNator
We aren't going to ban you as long as you follow the rules of the site and don't advertise for criminal activities, Human-Pencil. We only banned you past time because you actively threatened to attack our servers.
And to you new Brockton Bay people, we can't actually guarantee the various supervillains won't hack us, so we let them stay. How does this not violate the Contact Rule? As long as it isn't for crimes, it's fine.
►PencilNator (Verified Rogue)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ Xero Key
Okay FIRST OF ALL. I only threatened your servers TWICE. The rest of the bans were from moderators that wanted spread their facist ideals on this website! I was simply using my right as an AMERICAN. To beat down facist ideals.
►Dr.ShrimpinPimpn
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
… didn't you threaten to kill two mods because they agreed that pineapple on pizza was best? Or that time you threatend to dox another mod because he thought Rarity was the best of the mane six?
►PencilNator (Verified Rogue)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS A CARDINAL SIN AGAINST ALL THAT IS GOOD AND TASTY! AND HOW THE FUCK IS RARITY BETTER THAN RAINBOW DASH! THAT PRISSY UNICORN ISNT EVEN ABLE TO FLY! # 200% COOLER.
►HelpfullyHazardous44 (Unverified Rogue)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
@ PencilNator
Easy Pencil. We are all friends here. Just Rember our group therapy sessions and walk away from your computer and breath.
Alright but can we get back on topic? I kinda wanna know more about our new dimensional neighbors.
@ Xero Key.
Also not cool xero. A lot of us work hard to get that Rouge status. We rouges are pretty different from villains and are much better thank you very much.
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