We set out early the next day through the druids' secret tunnel out of the Grove. Not only was the tunnel exit closer to our destination than the main exit was, but we lowered the risk of our being spotted entering or leaving the Grove as much as possible.
The concealed passage exit let us out a short ways east of the ruins of Moonhaven, in the low ravine that held the creek we'd noted yesterday on the map. Moonhaven was of course built on the intersection of several of the larger dirt roads in the region, so I'd readily spotted that it would be a natural terrain chokepoint for the goblins to put a forward outpost to help coordinate their search parties from. We thus resolved to avoid it for now while we looked to test our luck with a goblin patrol somewhere else further out in the woods, where they'd have no reinforcements easily available if our trick didn't work.
Which is why we were surprised when the first 'patrol' we ran into wasn't of goblins but humans. We'd only traveled maybe half a mile down the trail when we came across a young man and woman, both of them kneeling over the body of a older man and frantically trying to staunch the bleeding from his wounds. "No, put pressure there!" the young man was saying to his companion desperately.
"Edowin? Edowin, hang on!" she tried to rally her fallen companion. "You can't die, you're-"
"Look out!" the young man cried in alarm as he spotted us rushing forward. The woman was unarmored and dressed like a farmer but the young man was wearing a chain shirt, and they were armed with a mace and a sword respectively. The older man on the ground was dressed in finery, and a broken spear handle with a missing point lay next to him, presumably a casualty of the same battle that had wounded him so.
"Not another step!" the woman continued as they both drew their weapons and fell into a guard stance - him with at least some professional training, and her as if she'd only started learning how to swing that mace last week. I was about to say something reassuring when a glowing magical brand suddenly erupted into view on her cheekbone as soon as my eyes fell upon her face, and I felt something deep within me shiver in response.
"Wait!" the wounded man gasped weakly, as he rolled his head over to look at us with an effort and I was still momentarily dumbstruck with shock. "He... He is-"
And then my shock deepned at the outright writhing in my mind the instant our eyes met, as the tadpole in my mind shivered and forged a mental connection with him. I saw/heard/felt the man's thoughts - he knew he was mortally wounded, and he was afraid for- for his siblings? My heart wrenched as I looked down at what was clearly the older brother of these two, his last thoughts being both a frantic terror and a desperate hope-
Brynna. Andrick. Protect them. he begged me mentally.
"Edowin, lie still!" Brynna ordered him. "You'll-"
"He... is a True Soul." Edowin whispered, doing his best to smile at his siblings as his lungs filled with blood. "You-" His voice trailed off as his eyes shut for the final time.
"Edowin? Ed! Please!" Andrick begged.
"He's with the Absolute now." Brynna reassured her surviving brother with a serene calm I honestly found more than a bit eerie, given that her oldest brother had just died at her feet.
"Brynna. Andrick." I greeted them both by name, and they stood bolt upright and faced me like recruits snapping to attention.
Wonderful. I mused. On the one hand, our theory that the enemy used the tadpoles for identification apparently just had confirmation fall right out of the sky and into our laps. On the other hand, I'm facing a pair of armed religious fanatics who are probably going to start swinging as soon as I say the wrong thing and expose myself as an imposter. and while I'm certain I could kill them both easily- I nodded inwardly to myself, acknowledging the truth that I simply didn't want to. While these two certainly weren't Carver and Bethany, and were servants of our enemy besides, I didn't have the heart to disregard a dying man's innocent wish under these circumstances.
"How much did Edowin teach you of the Absolute?" I finally risked a bluff.
"He didn't have time for much more than the basic catechism, True Soul." Andrick answered briskly. "The Absolute is the new goddess, who will rise up to sweep away the corrupt old order and remake the world."
"Her True Souls, like you, are her chosen ones - you speak with Her voice." Brynna continued, her voice low with awe. "You have the power to enforce Her will on others, like Edowin had. And when the Absolute's crusade has succeeded, her True Souls will rule the world with peace and order."
... if I had a silver piece for every time I'd heard that same script from a group of cultists, I could pay off Varric's bar tab! I inwardly facepalmed.
"Good, then he at least covered the most important parts." I non-answered.
"We were reporting to Edowin, but without him I'm not sure-" Brynna said. "I suppose we're assigned to your squad now. What are your orders, True Soul?"
"What were the original orders for Edowin's squad?" Lae'zel broke in.
"They pulled in every team they could from neighboring regions, for a higher priority here." Andrick explained. "We were searching for fugitives - survivors from the nautiloid ship that crashed near here several days ago. The Absolute wants them brought to Her - at any cost."
"We don't have any description of the survivors," Brynna continued - which I'd already figured out, seeing as how neither of them had begun to recognize us - "but they had to have been wounded in the crash, so we've been searching for blood trails, people with mysterious injuries. That was the only clue we had to go on."
"Where were you originally assigned before your team was sent here?" I asked.
"Moonrise Towers. We'd been lay followers of the Absolute in Baldur's Gate- Edowin had only been initiated several months ago." Andrick explained.
"Then return to Baldur's Gate and wait to be contacted." I decided. "If the crash survivors haven't received medical attention by now then they're dead, and the only place they could have received any is that armed encampment the goblins have been scouting for. Neither of you look to have much military experience, so you wouldn't be very useful for either that kind of reconaissance or the assault phase. The Absolute isn't wasteful; you'll serve better in an urban role."
"One moment." Shadowheart asked. "Edowin's wounds - what inflicted them? Were you attacked?"
"A damned owlbear did it." Andrick swore viciously. "Of all the useless things- we'd just gone in to check the cave nearby as a possible hiding place for those survivors, and it turns out we walked right into its bloody lair!"
"My condolences." I assured them both. "Now clear the area; this operation is entering a new phase."
"Of course sir!" Andrick nodded. "We'll depart at once."
"You should have just killed them." Lae'zel confronted me as soon as they were out of earshot. "They were armed, they were enemies- they have seen our faces! What reason did you have to hold back?"
I opened my mouth, then closed it. "Sentimentality." I admitted. "I was once the oldest of three siblings, desperately trying to keep them all alive. I wasn't going to be the reason Edowin failed to do that... like I did."
Lae'zel glared at me briefly before nodding matter-of-factly. "Then at least you are not lying to me." she replied evenly. "And I already did not expect groundlings like yourself to have fully the same steel as true gith warriors. This particular act of mercy is unlikely to threaten our mission; that is adequate for now."
"Did anyone else see something odd glowing on that woman's cheek, or was it just me?" Wyll queried, and after a hasty comparision of notes we all agreed that we'd seen something, and our tadpoles had instinctively responded to it.
"It wasn't the same sort of resonance that we've felt from other people with tadpoles, but it was certainly something." Gale analyzed. "This cult of the 'Absolute' is apparently putting a magical mark on at least some of its lay worshippers, the ones not 'worthy' to be 'True Souls', so that they can still be identified."
"Also perhaps to make them more subservient." I thought out loud. "Brynna was the branded one, her brother Andrick was not, and her emotional reactions seemed... different from his."
"What sort of madman would be using mind flayer technology to try and build themselves a network of fanatic worshippers hidden amongst human society?" Shadowheart questioned. "Because while the most obvious thought would be 'mind flayers', they've never tried anything like this before that I know of."
"Nor I." Lae'zel conceded. "The ghaik are too proud to build the illusion of a god to deceive their slaves into following. To do so would require first admitting that they are too weak to simply force the obedience that they desire. But for anyone other than a ghaik to delve so deeply into their secrets is insanity. Such attempts inevitably result in nothing but the ghaik eventually infecting and possessing those who try!"
"The more layers we peel, the more rotten the onion smells." I complained. "Well, we've had a successful result in our first test, but I still don't think that means we should go charging directly into the depths of the goblin fortress just yet. That conversation could have gone very differently if they'd been the slightest bit more suspicious."
"The village?" Shadowheart suggested. "If the Absolute has recently called in human reinforcements from neighboring areas of operation, then not everyone will be familiar with everyone's faces. Our tadpoles should be enough identification for all of us."
"And the goblins can't be attacking all strange people on sight without at least having their sentries challenge and identify them first, or else Edowin and his siblings wouldn't have been able to pass by Moonhaven on their way here." I agreed. "So we'll try checking out the village next. But before we do that... Shadowheart, how often can you use that amulet?" I asked her.
Our attempt to do a post-mortem interrogation of Edowin was momentarily interrupted when the tadpole in his head turned to be still alive even after he died, and it reached out to my tadpole and tried to mentally compel me into extracting it from his head and saving its life. I focused my will and allowed the damned thing to believe it was going to be saved, right up until the point it crawled back out of his dead eye socket and I crushed it in my fist. I dimly heard a dying squeal in my mind as it perished, along with an overtone of... disapproval?
Questioning Edowin's corpse with the Amulet of Lost Voices turned up the knowledge that he had also been infected at Moonrise Towers, just like the dead drow back at the Grove. He gave us no details about the Absolute when we asked save that she was an 'almighty goddess' of 'irresistible power'. However, we also turned up very disturbing piece of information that while the Absolute desperately wanted any survivors from the nautiloid crash, that was for purposes of interrogation. The search effort's true target was a weapon that the nautiloid ship had been carrying, and that the Absolute assumed had been spirited away by a survivor from the crash because it had already failed to be found in the wreckage. What weapon we had no idea; the existence of 'the weapon' had been revealed only in the answer to the last question we'd asked, and the magic had run out before we could follow up.
Shadowheart and I wordlessly exchanged a look behind Lae'zel's back at that particular revelation, because we didn't need tadpole telepathy to know the conclusion we'd both immediately leapt to; that 'the weapon' was almost certainly a little polygonal artifact currently hidden in Shadowheart's belt pouch.
Our thoughts hung heavier on us than our packs as we headed back up the trail to rejoin the main road that led to a small stone bridge high over the creek-filled ravine and into Moonhaven. Even from a distance we could see that while most of the buildings were still mostly standing the wood was rotten, overgrown with mildew, and with sagging walls and collapsing rooftops all over town. This place had clearly been abandoned for at least several decades. However, it wasn't abandoned now, as the silouhettes of a pair of goblin sentries posted on the highest rooftops were just visible to us even from our position several hundred yards outside the village walls.
"No smoke means no campfires." I mused as we all carefully studied the village. "Which means they haven't settled in because it's midday and an actual encampment would have at least one fire going for the cookpot. But by the same token they've got lookouts posted, so they're not just passing through."
"Keeping watch while the remainder of their unit searches the village?" Lae'zel thought out loud. "Although what in those ruins could still be worth sending search parties after is beyond me."
"You're giving them too much credit, because you're both too used to dealing with large, well-disciplined forces." Wyll contributed. "Even with mysterious cult masters and mind-affecting tadpoles in the picture goblins will still be goblins. And the only thing goblins like even more than killing is looting, so that's likely a raider band that's stopped for some easy gleanings - not a task force."
"Then let's try the open approach." I said, and we drew up in our march formation and, making no effort to conceal ourselves, headed across the bridge.
"Dead tieflings. Dead goblins." Shadowheart noted the several bodies strewn nearby as we crossed the bridge. The bodies were no longer stiff but had only barely begun to smell; they were maybe a day old. One of Zevlor's patrols had taken casualties here. As we drew nearer to the village's main gates just on the other side of the bridge, I saw that Wyll's estimate of the goblins' relative lack of discipline had been accurate. Their lookouts were doing a desultory job, and didn't begin to spot us until we had almost reached the already-open gates.
"Over there! Surround 'em like!" a female goblin bellowed orders as she climbed up on the rooftop to our right to join her lookout there.
"Identify yourselves!" I interrupted her with an authoritative bark.
"Wot?" their leader goggled incredulously as the several goblins each to our left and right laughed from their rooftop perches. "You is stealin' my lines, berk!"
"You dare speak so insolently to a True Soul, goblin?" I glared at her... and with those words I felt something go click in my brain as my tadpole awakened. I saw a brand identical to Brynna's brand flare to light on the goblin leader's cheek - except that this time my intuition told me that I wasn't seeing it with my eyes, but with my mind. I felt a power awaken in me, and surge... a glimmer of a sense of something larger, something vsst, as my mind and my voice filled with an eldritch Authority.
"I told you to identify yourself." I commanded, and I felt the goblin's will crumble in the face of my own. I heard several of my companions drawing a shocked breath behind me, but I kept my gaze focused on the goblin leader's...
My stomach spasmed in a brief moment of nausea. I broke out in a cold sweat. I had the momentary impression that my mind was a small fish swimming in a great ocean, and suddenly the wake of a leviathan swimming past had sucked me into its current-
"Booyahg Haysa, commandin' this squad, sir!" she snapped to attention, and every goblin within view lowered their weapons.
"Report." I ordered her, shaking off my momentary distraction.
"Uh- nothin special's goin' on? Sir?" she added confusedly.
"How long have you been in this village?" I probed.
"Since- this mornin', sir! We wuz- we wuz searchin' for clues to what the Absolute wanted us to find, yeah!" she visibly strained for an answer. It appeared that Wyll had been right on the money with this theory that the goblins here had been slacking off from their assigned task for a looting break.
"Any results?" I asked calmly.
"Not- not yet. But I'm sure we'll-" she frantically tried to explain.
"Get back to work." I growled as if entirely uninterested in the affairs of goblins, and all of the goblins except for the posted lookouts immediately scattered all over the village, trying to look as busy as possible.
"There was more than just commanding mannerisms making that goblin obey you." Shadowheart asked worriedly, pitching her voice low to keep any goblins from overhearing. "What was that?"
"Apparently Brynna's statement that True Souls could 'speak with the authority of the Absolute' was more than just cult rhetoric." I replied. "When I concentrated hard on trying to convince her I was a True Soul, my tadpole responded."
"Psionic influence." Lae'zel said worriedly. "A power of the ghaik. But-" she peered warily at me, one hand on her sword. "You show not the slightest change in feature! Not even the color of your eyes has shifted! Such powers do not develop in one infected until after the physical aspects of the change are almost complete!"
"Nettie said that some powerful magic had been used to alter our tadpoles, to inhibit the normal transformation." Gale thought out loud. "Any force with the power to do that could in theory also force certain parts of the ceremorphosis to occur while stopping others."
"You mean our minds are being altered even while our bodies remain unchanged?" Shadowheart gasped in horror.
"The goblins are starting to get curious." Wyll warned us.
"North gate." I picked at random. "Let them think we just stopped for a moment to discuss which was the best way to proceed, and now we're moving on."
There was another stone bridge on the north road out of Moonhaven, crossing a branch of the same ravine and creek that we'd crossed coming in from the east. At the far end of the bridge the road stopped, blocked off by a rock face, and a T-intersection gave us a choice of routes both north and south. South led us back towards the Grove, so we took that. The dirt road split again, and a horrific odor came to our nostrils as we came to the latest intersection. Rounding the curve gave us a clear sight as to why.
"Gnolls." Shadowheart said, looking at the several large, hulking corpses of hyena-headed humanoids strewn all over the path, looking as if they'd been hacked at by an enraged ogre with a greataxe. "Very thoroughly dead ones."
"How can the corpses be that rotten when the blood hasn't even dried yet?" I said, because while thickened and with the flies already thronging to feed off of it, the copious amounts of blood the gutted and dismembered gnolls had left soaking into the landscape was still fluid.
"They smell that bad even when they're alive." Wyll pointed out, before he went taut like a hunting dog spotting a scent. "Wait a minute." he leaned over one of the corpses. "This one's been burnt as well as hacked. The fur is singed all over! Could it be...?" He reached down and started to carefully examine the ground away from the immediate battle site, before pointing at what was clearly the blood trail of a wounded person - a person who bled an entirely different color of blood from the gnolls.
"Do you smell that?" he said, as he bent over to more carefully examine the blood spots. "Devil blood! The stench of Avernus! Karlach was here! We have to find her!" he begged.
I very briefly explained what Wyll had told me the night before about his own quest to the others, and since we were already here and our main reconaissance had already gone so well this morning in such little time, we readily agreed that we could now turn to the hunt.
Karlach had apparently been hurt substantially in their battle because I'd very seldom seen anyone leave that much of a blood trail for that kind of distance and still be walking at the end. On the other hand, they were clearly a damn tough opponent because they not only had gone all that way, but judging by the footprints had been still setting a fairly good pace even at the end. Still, with the wounds they bore they'd need to stop to rest sometime, while we were all fresh, and they only had a several hours' lead on us. And they either had no skill at woodcraft or no desire to conceal their blood trail, so following it was merely a matter of keeping to the path. So after a mile or two more, we eventually caught up to her where she was sitting by the side of the creek with her back propped against a tree, some bloodied rags wrapped around her ribs as an improvised bandage.
"One horn. The stench of Avernus. Advocatus Diaboli!" Wyll challenged her with a horrible intent, drawing his rapier as he completely violated any chance of stealth by stepping out to openly challenge here.
"I'll be gods-damned." she complained in an incongrously female voice as she rose to her feet with a grunt of pain. Seeing her standing for the first time put a prickle of alarm down my back... although robustly and abundantly female in shape Karlach was also a mass of muscle standing approximately six inches taller than I did, and I was the tallest member of our party. I'd seen qunari with a less muscular build, if not by much. Her skin was as red as many of Zevlor's tieflings, and she had a large corkscrew horn coming out the left side of her head, with a broken-off stub on her right showing where a matching one had been. The many scars criss-crossing her arms and legs and torso, as well as the giant patches of gnarled and horny skin where she had clearly been burnt in the past and only partially healed, told a tale of someone who had been fighting in literally hellish battles for years.
"The Blade of Frontiers. Thought I'd shaken you for good. That'll teach me to underestimate you." she greeted Wyll, before looking up briefly to take in all of us as we came up behind Wyll. "And you're clearly not underestimating me either, not with all the help you brought this time! I'd be flattered - if you weren't so hellbent on gutting me."
"You won't escape justice this time, monster!" Wyll snarled at her. "Any last words?"
"Here's two - Back! Off!" she howled in a voice that mixed rage and agony, and her skin began to erupt in hellish flame. "If you lot want my head, then you're trading in at least three of your own to get it! Just- just go away!"
"Wait." I put one hand on Wyll's arm as he was about to lunge forward. "No matter what your patron said, this doesn't add up! Since when do remorseless engines of hellish slaughter ask for time-outs?"
"It's a trick!" he shook me off angrily. "She's a devil, a champion of the Arch-Devil Zariel's army! Countless innocents will die if we let her deceive us!"
"I can explain, please!" Karlach pleaded. "It's a whole situation, but-"
"You served Zariel." Wyll practically snarled. "That's enough to condemn you!"
"I didn't have a bloody choice!" Karlach shouted back. "They took me, they collared me, it was fight or die! What would you have done?" she screamed desperately, and then winced in agony at the strain she'd just put on her wounded ribs.
Wyll took advantage of her momentary lapse to begin to lunge forward, and I grabbed him by the wrist and bore down with my full strength. "No."
"Are you mad?!?" he rounded on me angrily as he pulled free. "You would side with a denizen of the Hells?"
"Is this 'sentimentality' again, Hawke?" Lae'zel questioned me coldly, as she moved to stand alongside Wyll. Shadowheart stayed with me, Gale looked undecided- oh, this entire situation was rapidly going south. Was this truly just a ploy by Karlach, to get the party fighting each other? Some demons back in Thedas had that kind of insidiousness, that subtlety-
I suddenly remembered what Wyll had said about both of them having been infected on that nautiloid and decided to try an experiment. When we'd found her in that cage, Lae'zel had used our tadpoles' connection with each other to send me her thoughts without words. So if we possibly-
I turned away from Wyll to make eye contact with Karlach, and concentrated not on trying to dominate her, to exercise that eldritch Authority, but simply to connect. To understand. And her tadpole suddenly awoke and shivered in resonance with mine, and images flickered before our eyes- flashes of Karlach fighting on the front line in the Blood War, a shocktrooper thrown again and again at demons and bringing them down with blades and fire and fury- then more images, of Karlach with her axe raised slicing through devils and cambions - a glimpse of the passing nautiloid in the distance - a frantic run for freedom-
"Lies! It has to be!" Wyll said frantically, as he reeled away from the mental images that all our tadpoles had been bombarded with.
"Don't be an idiot!" I growled at him. "You saw the truth, you felt her emotions - she was trapped with no way out, and the instant she first saw a possible one, she leapt at it! She was a victim of this Blood War - not a champion of it."
"You're asking me to trust a devil!" he begged, his face gone pale with shock? Terror? "You don't know what you're doing!"
"I'm a tiefling, not a bloody devil!" Karlach shouted back. "I was born in Baldur's Gate, for Tyr's sake! These flames? That's shit they did to me, with their experiments! I never wanted it! I never wanted any of this! I just want to go home!"
"Wyll. Stand. Down." I ordered with a voice of stone.
"You're supposed to know about monsters, right?" Karlach begged softly. "Better than anyone? Look at me. Listen to me. Can't you see I'm not what you think I am?"
"I- I- damn it!" he howled, and sheathed his rapier. "You... you really are no devil, are you? I've been deceived."
Karlach went limp with relief, lowering her axe to the ground. "Oh thank the gods. I really didn't want this to end badly for either of us."
"Shadowheart, can you help her with those wounds?" I asked, and she moved alongside Karlach.
"Careful!" Karlach warned. "Only touch the armor - you lay your hand on my bare skin and you'll get a nasty burn." Shadowheart shifted her hand as directed, and used the contact to deliver one of her lesser healing spells. "Ohhhh, that's nice." Karlach moaned with relief, and then craned both arms above her head in a great relaxing stretch. "Thanks a bunch, that one was really too close to the lung for me to go runnin' around on it like that."
"You still shouldn't put any great strain on it for a while, but that spell will have cleaned and closed the wound." Shadowheart replied.
"As long as you've taken care of the immediate, I can walk the rest off. I'm tough like that." Karlach said agreeably.
"Wyll?" I asked him, as he seemed like a man in shock.
"Your friend said 'patron' earlier." Karlach stepped over to Wyll, looking at him compassionately. "Warlock, are you?"
"Yes." Wyll admitted. "And my patron is the one who commanded me to slay you."
"And now you're not going to - bloody hells, you are in a bind." Karlach said. "Damn, I'm really sorry to hear that. Doubly sorry because I still can't just lie down and die for you."
Shadowheart rapidly leaned over to whisper in my ear a very brief explanation of what a 'warlock' was. My heart sank as I realized that my 'arcane warrior' companion had apparently been foolish enough to gain his talents by pacting with a fiend of some type. Because it was always something with people, wasn't it?
"I wouldn't ask you to." Wyll said slowly. "But you are right - I am going to pay a significant price for my disobedience. I just hope it will be one that I can bear."
"And why would your patron even want me dead? -oh shit, it isn't Zariel is it?" Karlach flinched back.
"My pact forbids me from naming them." Wyll said. "But no, it's not her."
"Wait, if you were sent into Avernus after me then your patron already wanted me taken out even before I got a bounty put on me by escapin'." Karlach realized. "And using a hero from Faerun to do the job instead of just getting someone already in the Hells to shank me in the back - oh bugger me with a flaming pike, it's not fucking Mizora is it?"
Wyll opened his mouth, then closed it, then mimed the classic gesture of zippering one's lips shut with his two fingers. "I... can't say that it's not Mizora." he finally managed.
"Fuck!" Karlach swore. "I swear, I've taken sweeter-smelling shits than that bitch! And at least I could bury those after!"
Wyll laughed faintly, helplessly. "You've a unique way with words."
"I've a unique way with a lot of things." she shot back proudly. "So," she said, turning to me. "That mental connection thing - that was from that little bit the tentacle bastards stuck in our heads, yeah?"
"Mind flayer parasites." I replied, and then gave a brief explanation of ceremorphosis and our tadpoles' having had the transformation put in remission - for the moment.
"Fuck." she swore. "Ten years I'm stuck in that damned pit, and I finally get out - and I'm barely back in Faerun again before this shit drops on my head!" She turned to me. "I'm not one to mince words, so here it is. You're out looking for a cure for this damned thing, as well as these plotting buggers who are behind it, and I definitely want a piece of both those things. But I can't sign on with your group until I've dealt with another problem. Because Wyll here might have stopped trying to kill me, but Zariel's got her own squad of hunters on my arse. I was tryin' to get away from them when I ran into those gnolls on the path. But even though they banged me up pretty good, I did the same to them. Last I knew they were forted up a little ways away from here, in the old tollhouse on the Risen Road. You help me hit them in their camp and wipe them, my blade is yours for the duration." A brief glance of mine around the group revealed no objections, and so we welcomed Karlach aboard.
"We penetrated a deception, avoided a needless fight, and are now pre-emptively removing a possible threat while simultaneously recruiting a powerful ally." Lae'zel quietly spoke to me after we'd been hiking back up the path towards the tollhouse for a while. "I had thought you addled with sentimentality again, but clearly not." She angrily waved her hand. "Again and again you make soft, senseless decisions, and again and again they somehow work out to our benefit! I do not understand you, Hawke."
"It's much easier to transition from talking to fighting than to try the reverse." I thought over my possible answers for a while before giving that one.
"Diplomacy. Tchk." she grumbled, and silently fell back into marching order.
In less than an hour, we arrived at the old tollhouse adjoining the Risen Road. The several Zariel warlocks who'd been posing as 'paladins of Tyr' - or their survivors, rather, as Karlach had already killed a couple of them in their first encounter - first tried lying, then bargaining, and then finally angrily cast aside their roles when we made it abundantly plain that we weren't falling for the act and were sticking with Karlach.
"Fine!" their leader swore, as he and his surviving compatriots readied their weapons. "I'm sick of playing the coward anyway! Karlach, you're going home in pieces if you must! But first, we'll teach your friends what a mistake it was to try and ally themselves with trash like you!"
"Avernus was never my home!" Karlach shrieked furiously, as her flames erupted from her skin more brightly than I'd ever seen them. "It was my PRISON! But I'm FREE now! AND I'M NEVER GOING BACK!" she finished with a roar that shook the walls. The servitors of Zariel flinched away in terror as Karlach erupted in a blind rage worthy of any berserker I'd ever seen, and all we needed to do was watch her flanks and help keep her reckless charge from exposing her to a sneak attack while she straight-up hacked the infernal bounty hunters to pieces. And then we had to rapidly excuse ourselves from the tollhouse for several minutes as Karlach proceeded to vent her fury on the furniture, doors, walls, and basically everything else she saw that wasn't us. By the time she was done, we needed a hasty Create Water spell to help keep the old tollhouse from burning down.
"Fuck them. Fuck Zariel. I won't go back. I'm never going back." Karlach gasped out heavily from where she lay on her knees, panting with exhaustion. "Ten years. Ten fucking years of nothing but-" She went limp. "Can you imagine what it's like to actually live in Hell? Never seeing so much as dirt?" she reached down and drew up a handful of earth in her palm as she spoke. "Or grass? Or trees? Or wind? Just endless black rocks and red lava and brimstone everything?" She slowly rose to her feet. "When I made my break for it, I could've died. Should've died, as crazy as the odds against me were. But I just didn't care. So much as the slightest chance of seeing the Prime Material again was worth dying for. And then actually making it, and landing this close to home besides?" She shook her head. "The idea of having to give up my freedom after just barely starting to taste it, to go right back into that hell - hell yeah, I lost it." She looked ruefully up at us. "Sorry about that." she apologized as she slowly rose to her feet. "I'm really not that bad, usually, even if I get a bit wild in a scrap sometimes."
"I can't even begin to start to imagine." I admitted honestly.
"You'd better hope that you never can." she agreed grimly. "So what now, boss?"
"We move far enough away from the tollhouse that we don't have to smell the bodies stink and make a camp." I said. "We all face the same dilemma with our tadpoles, but some of us only know some of the picture. We need to share everything." I noticed Shadowheart's face twist up with worry, and I caught her eye and concentrated on sending her a brief mental message. Almost everything. I clarified. Because while I'd have gladly told the rest of the group about the relic if I could, Lae'zel's presence meant I didn't dare to. Not without touching off some devastating party infighting like what we'd only narrowly avoided today.
As it turned out, fording the creek near where we'd originally met Karlach put us on a narrow side path that let us bypass the Moonhaven road junction entirely and get back on the route towards the Grove. Not that we intended to go all the way back there tonight, but the closer we could camp to there and the less deep in goblin territory we did so, the better. We eventually found a likely spot and settled in for the night.
"God damn this is good!" Karlach said gleefully as she tore through a double-sized portion of our travel rations. "I mean, actual bread? Do you know what it's like to almost forget how bread tastes?" she gushed.
"That's hardtack, Karlach. You're supposed to chew it." Wyll said amusedly as she bit through the hardened biscuit like it was fairy cake.
"M' chewin'!" she mumbled indistinctly through her overstuffed cheeks.
We spent the rest of the evening getting everyone on the same page about almost everything - including the outline of my past for those who didn't already know it, so that they'd know I'd occasionally need prompting about Faerun-specific knowledge to help inform my tactical choices - as well as brainstorming our next move. With the successes we'd had both with the two young cultists and the goblins in Moonhaven, we were fairly confident that with a little more practice and experimenting we'd have a sufficient grasp on our abilities as 'True Souls' to risk trying to infiltrate the goblin's fortress.
And then the companionable night suddenly turned chill and cold, as a sudden wind from nowhere extinguished our fire.
"Shit!" Karlach said, leaping to her feet and drawing her axe. The rest of us were barely half a step behind her-
"Oh no." Wyll said, as I noticed that he was the only one of us who hadn't drawn his weapon. "She's coming."
We all leapt back as a sudden pool of inky darkness materialized out of nowhere on the ground, ringed by infernal flames, and then a humanoid silouhette rose up out of it and the darkness and flames faded away to reveal a woman - no, a fiend - with a very disturbing resemblance to a Desire demon from Thedas. Her skin was dark blue, not purple, but she had the same seductive figure, the same coquettish mannerisms, and the same leathery batwings.
"Mizora." Karlach spat. "I knew it!"
"Wyll." Mizora said huskily, waving away Karlach's scorn with one negligent flick of her hand. "You've been naughty." she continued in a husky voice, before it turned into an icy storm full of daggers. "And you know what happens when you've been naughty."
"Are you even allowed to walk this freely on Faerun?" I challenged this new devil.
"Oh, I'm allowed." she smiled wickedly at me. "If I've been given a proper invitation. But I'm a very popular woman, and I never lack for invitations." she smirked. "Call me Mizora. I'm Wyll's patron, the fount of his power. But my little pet's been unruly recently-" and she turned back towards Wyll and an invisible pulled him down to his knees, gasping for breath, with a single idle wave of her arm. "And I'm here to give his leash a yank."
"You're either very powerful or about to be very outnumbered." I told her menacingly. "Let him go!"
"What I am, darling, is very prepared." Mizora smirked. "Wyll? Tell your friend what happens to you if you kill me, or if anyone acting on your behalf does."
"The contract... immediate penalty clause." Wyll gasped out. "And I'm damned... to Hell... for eternity."
"You see?" she said proudly. "Any of that oh-so-uncivilized violence, and you'll inevitably lose the very thing that you're trying to save."
"She's not lying." Karlach said. "Any devil's contract is a bad idea to sign, but Mizora's infamous for how twisted hers can get."
"Thank you for reminding me, Karlach. Zariel asked me to give you her regards." Mizora said insincerely, before rounding on Wyll in a sudden fury. "We had a deal, Wyll! But Karlach's still breathing!"
"You told me... devils only!" Wyll angrily fought for breath. "She's a tiefling... not a monster!"
Mizora materialized a scroll in her hands, which she made a show of consulting. "Clause G, Section Nine. Targets shall be limited to the infernal, the demonic, the heartless, and the soulless." Mizora smirked at him as she put the scroll away. "Karlach meets the criteria by way of having a prosthetic heart. So, are you going to live up to your obligations? Or does this need to get messy?"
"You're not laying one finger on either of them." I said evenly.
"Don't worry about Karlach, that particular ship has long since sailed the Styx." Mizora said. "But as for Wyll-" Before any of us could react she raised a hand and unleashed a mystic flare of some type with a single flick of her wrist, and Wyll fell to his hands and knees screaming in agony.
As we all watched, helpless to intervene, Wyll writhed and changed as his flesh was burned with infernal fire, lashed with lightning, and underwent seven other torments as well - nine ordeals, one for each of the Nine Hells. At the end of it Wyll lay weakly on the ground, barely conscious... and with his humanity almost entirely gone, his skin now red, his eyes now yellow, his head now surmounted by two large curling horns as prominent as any of Zevlor's tieflings.
"There you go! Since you sympathize so much with tieflings now then the punishment should fit the crime, hmmm?" Mizora said with false reassurance, before her voice turned bitter with venom. "For a promise broken, a price is paid. And so it always will be. So get used to the new form, pet, because there's no going back. Some magic even I can't undo. And now we'll see how the Frontiers fare when they can no longer recognize their precious Blade." she spat. "Oh, and Wyll?" she smirked down at him again. "Don't forget - our pact still stands. Ta-ta!" she cooed, and with a flash of fire she was gone.
"Are you all right?" Karlach asked Wyll urgently, rushing to kneel over him.
"I'll survive." he said weakly. "I always survive. She'd never kill me just for something like this - that would ruin her fun."
"Shit!" Karlach swore separately. "We just met, and here you've gone and ruined your whole life just to save mine. How the bloody hells do you even begin to pay someone back for that?" she looked up entreatingly at all of us.
"You won't need to." Wyll assured her softly.
Now that the tension of the moment was over, I honestly felt a little ashamed. The instant I'd heard that Wyll had gained his powers by pacting with a fiend I'd been ready to place him in the same mental category as any maleficar or abomination back in Thedas. And then barely a couple hours later I saw what he'd been willing to risk - to suffer - to defy his patron as soon as she'd tried ordering him to do something he felt morally inexcusable. I still felt like he'd done an incredibly foolish thing to sign himself into such an unfair situation, but- I was going to need to learn more before I judged so harshly.
Wyll was as exhausted in mind and body as if he'd been beaten with clubs for several hours, so we didn't weary him with questions or comments. Those could come later, right now he just needed some medical attention and to be put to bed. Our camp broke up into ones and twos, each of us trying to process the latest shocking revelations, and after stopping to make sure Karlach was settled in - we'd scrounged most of the gear and bedroll she'd needed from the supplies of the Zariel cultists after we'd killed them - I went for a last walk around the perimeter before turning in.
And as I came to the quiet edge of the creek my hair stood on end yet again as a certain voice reached my ears out of the darkness, and I realized that in a day already jam-packed with too many surprises the gods had still seen fit to send me at least once more.
"We meet again, as predicted." the ancient lich-thing we'd freed from that tomb in the old chapel greeted me, the impossibly tall and lean silhouette barely distinguishable from any other tree in the darkness. "Now hearken, because I would have words with thee."
Author's Note: You actually do run into the Absolute cultists practically on top of the rear exit from the Grove. They really want you to get that encounter early.
Since the game engine compresses distances for gameplay purposes, I re-expand them for story purposes whenever convenient. Otherwise our hapless heroes would be tripping over every new encounter every time they turned a corner. They can only render so much world map, after all.
And so Karlach gets her party membership, because I just didn't have the heart to leave her out of it. Still going to need to wing it a bit on how she fits into the dynamics but hey, this whole story is an exercise in winging it a bit. The BG3 game gives me lots of background to work with and a nice storyline to follow, but I'm the one still going to need to do a lot of improv to keep it from just being a boring game rehash. Those familiar with the game have already seen where I'm starting to step outside the scripted encounters and their scripted outcomes.
Also, good God, replaying the game enough times to catch all the details is time-consuming even with cheat mods to just blow through encounters.