What size penis can this rocky pussy fit?
You'll be shitfaced one episode in. Go for more than that and you'll be already dead. (Take a shot)
Well, the caption/tagline/whatever seems like a reason to stay away from her, but tastes differ on that (and of course, she's probably joking... but do you really want to take that risk?).
That's the hollowed-out corpse of Jörmungandr.