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Twisted Pinwheel

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[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Steal the first clothes you come across. It's basically their fault for wanting their stuff to dry the old fashioned way on clotheslines, after all. Then you're ready for your date.
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Steal the first clothes you come across. It's basically their fault for wanting their stuff to dry the old fashioned way on clotheslines, after all. Then you're ready for your date.
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Imply that your pursuers are pedophiles if any banter is exchanged.
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Imply that your pursuers are pedophiles if any banter is exchanged.
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Imply that your pursuers are pedophiles if any banter is exchanged.

*cackles*
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Steal the first clothes you come across. It's basically their fault for wanting their stuff to dry the old fashioned way on clotheslines, after all. Then you're ready for your date.
 
[X] Put on clothes. Answer door. Kick old man. Fite me. You can take him, you bet. Maybe whoever he has with him, too.

inverted_helix said:
It seems like that could actually work. I mean I don't think anyone ever sees through a transformation do they?
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Doesnt the sharingan help with it? At least it would show them that one of the towels is emiting chackra.
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Imply that your pursuers are pedophiles if any banter is exchanged.

Are we sure its the old geezers?
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Steal the first clothes you come across. It's basically their fault for wanting their stuff to dry the old fashioned way on clotheslines, after all. Then you're ready for your date.

Sirrocco said:
Petty theft is beneath us.
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No it isn't.
 
[X] Go out the bathroom window, using false coils and shunshin. A glorious golden streak across the rooftops.
-[X] Steal the first clothes you come across. It's basically their fault for wanting their stuff to dry the old fashioned way on clotheslines, after all. Then you're ready for your date.
 
[X] Put on clothes. Answer door. Kick old man. Fite me. You can take him, you bet. Maybe whoever he has with him, too.
 
Giving 'em the slip
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    • You towel dry and dust a pinch of glitter through your hair, combing it into place and then scratching your butt as the hammered knocking gets more insistent and infuriated.

    Then you grab your clothes and move to the window.

    You could just snatch clothes along the way, but while it would be amusingly ironic considering the clan's status as the village policemen... that kind of petty theft also gives the elders an iron-clad excuse that nobody will argue against to let them lock you up in a cell for the night, in an effort to scare you straight or some other garbage.

    Besides, you'd be fully clothed by the time you left the Uchiha compound anyway, and everyone else has already re-dyed their clothes into proper colors by now. You like your current look better, though you might need to touch up your roots soon.

    Anyway, the window is nowhere near any handholds or trees that can be used to climb down, because of Mother's concerns about peepers when she was still living here. It does, however, look out on the roof of the next house down the way, somewhat downhill.

    It's far enough that any way you slice it, you shouldn't be able to make it there without then passing out from exhaustion immediately afterward, and so the elders won't be seriously watching for you to reappear there, even knowing that you know the Shunshin.

    They don't know about your new trick, and you focus intently in order to stretch out a wriggling tendril of Chakra, a fake coil, moving further and further. It stretches out into a tenuous thread so narrow that it is hardly there at all, and then just before it feels like the line of chakra is going to snap, it touches against the rooftop.

    With that contact, you body-flicker over, moving the rest of yourself to that point where a tiny portion of yourself has made contact, and then pull the thread back around your arm with a feeling like mental slurping.

    Then you hop on one leg across the roof, pulling your pants on as you head for the far side, where you flicker across to the next roof.

    And the next one, and then the next one. By the time you hear a quiet, distant uproar from behind you about your absence, but that you can't have gone far, you've got your shirt mostly on too, and another two rooftops later your shoes are on.

    You're in an unusual situation for someone traveling the rooftops, in that you can't leap the distances between them at all, much less easily, but you can use the Shunshin technique to travel between them with ease, using your newfound cheating trick. That catches some attention, almost as much as your pulling clothes on did.

    You leave quite a flustered hubbub behind you as you head out to Yakiniku Q.

    ...

    You're kept waiting a little while, but Kabuto shows up. He almost seems reluctant when he does. You can't imagine why that would be.

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    [ ] ??
     
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    • [X] Being late isn't going to make you popular with girls, you know.
    -[X] "Honestly Kabu-chan, you might offend a cute girl if this stays habit."
    --[X] *loops arms together*
     
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    [X] Tell Kabuto to eat up so he'll be energetic for training, and follow your own advice.
     
    Vox De Harlequin said:
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    We should draw chakra emitting seals on everything in our house.
    It would be glorious.
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    We will need to look into making our extended chakra system latch onto things and let us do things like make a henge we could put onto things. That way we could make everything into a henge of itself. It would drive everyone with a cheaty way to sense things insane.

    Edit: We should make it look like our mother has come back to life by using something like that on her corpse.
     
    [X] Being late isn't going to make you popular with girls, you know.
    -[X] "Honestly Kabu-chan, you might offend a cute girl if this stays habit."
    --[X] *loops arms together*


    kekekekekekekekekekek

    If he's already uncomfortable, let's make it worse.
     
    *Wave's hand ambiguously*

    You were six then, yeah. And time has passed. Mom is dead, so you don't really have any reason to count the birthdays. And it's not like you have a big deadline hanging over your head, right?

    Mio is older now than then, and the elders are already frustrated that you haven't applied yourself to testing out and graduating yet. With that said, you're a very frustrating mass of tied-together intriguing possibilities and extreme annoyance. You are not playing nicely with anyone's long-term plans.
     
    [X] Being late isn't going to make you popular with girls, you know.
    -[X] "Honestly Kabu-chan, you might offend a cute girl if this stays habit."
    --[X] *loops arms together*
     
    [X] Tell Kabuto to eat up so he'll be energetic for training, and follow your own advice.
     
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