Dark Souls update: Killed the Gargoyles with my boi, Shiny Penis, and my Gold Pine Tarred Claymore. I can see why it's something of a favorite in the DS community, thrust and slashing, I almost three hit the First gargoyle and the first hit detailed the beast.
Rung the bell, killed the Titanite Demon via strafing and letting him move me, went into Undead Burg, saved the mage/sorcerer, killed the dogs and the assassins and opened up the shortcut the Firelink Shrine.
Then I killed the 'Chopper' demon, so the next logical destination is the Depths. So I went back to Andre for when I go back to the forest to fight the Hydra for real so I can upgrade my Drake sword a little. And all of this was done with no combat related deaths, fuck the Drake's Alpha Strike when it comes back to the bridge, but there were a few close calls.
I get why the put the dogs with the Capra Demon, deadly distractions from the Boss, but did they need to make the Boss room so small? Capra don't need a small room to be deadly with that attack range, MF took all but a pubic hair of health from me in one attack and I still have starting health.