Chapter 1119
Malcolm Tent
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I woke with a happy sigh, sitting up and stretching expansively. I felt refreshed, like I had finally exhaled after months of holding my breath. I glanced down to find Callie sleeping peacefully, and kissed her forehead as I slipped out of bed. The suite Callie was living in at the WCP encampment palace was shockingly similar to the one I slept in back at the main palace and as expected, the shower was the same as well.
Being able to stand under scalding water as it tattooed the beat a peaceful song on my skin was a balm to my soul and nerves so frayed I had forgotten what it was like not to be stressed. Sadly, all good things must end, so I only stayed in for an hour or two before stepping out and drying off. Once I got dressed, I headed for the in suite kitchen and pulled out ingredients, beginning to prepare a nice breakfast for the two of us.
I spent about twenty minutes cooking before I heard the door opened, but when I turned I found Benny, Jessie, Chelsea, and Celine rather than Callie. They all sat down at the table, staring at me expectantly, and I rolled my eyes, cracking more eggs for them.
"So," I said nonchalantly. "You guys do anything fun last night? Skydiving? Surfing? Getting engaged?"
"Subtle," Benny said dryly. "And yes, I asked."
I nodded solemnly to Celine. "Turned him down huh? Good choice. He's fine in small doses but you don't want him around all the time."
"No, she said yes, ass. And I will throw this knife at you," Benny said mildly. "I know you can dodge, but it might scratch the cabinets, and then what would you do? This is a high end suite of the WCP, if you mess up their furnishings-"
"They'll do nothing at all because I'm the boss of EVERYONE?" I grinned maliciously.
He glared at me. "I despise you. How am I supposed to keep your rampaging ego in check now. You're ACTUALLY the center of the universe. Or at least a few galaxies."
"You sure you want to sign up for a lifetime of THIS?" Chelsea asked Celine wryly. "I'm stuck with these idiots, but you can still escape. Though I guess I'm in no position to be throwing stones about eccentric significant others."
"Why am I the one getting ganged up on?" Benny complained. "This is supposed to be my special day."
The door to my room opened, my wife padding out in a heavy pair of pajamas. She glared at our guests. "You people are so loud. Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not polite to speak words before noon?"
"Morning hon," I told her as I kissed her cheek and handed her a plate. "Benny was just telling me about the proposal."
"Don't care," she grunted. "Too early. Eat now. Talk later."
We all laughed but left her to her meal as she dug in with the single minded determination you usually saw from particularly motivated alligators. I turned to Benny and raised my eyebrow. "So, if we're all going in together I'm gonna need to know your stats. Jessie you too, let's see what you guys are working with. Been a while, can't wait to see how much you've grown."
He snorted at me, scooping up a forkful of eggs and stuffing them in his mouth. He stared me down as he ate them as slowly as possible, defiantly extending his mastication as long as possible, and I rolled my eyes and waited. Finally, he swallowed, proudly took out a piece of paper, and copied down his stats, passing them to me smugly.
Benicio Cortez- C-rank. Ability: Grandmaster Necrotech Integration- Allows the integration of existing artifacts into the users body for the purposes of strengthening and enhancing them, three items per placement. Allows the integration of souls into created technology.
Bonded Companion: Toast (Dracolich)
Might-615,044
Impact-155
Fantasy-323,486
Vitality-426,441
Focus-720,141
Perception-343,582
Creation-263,471
Progress to next rank: 2,692,320/ 1,000,000
Soul strength: Tanzanite Soul Body
Current integrated tech. 17/30.
Torso: C-ranked intangibility for short bursts, Three times multiplication of Might for ten minutes.
Right fist: triple punch, right infinite edge axe blade.
Left forearm: C-ranked energy barrier or variable shape, space ring.
Left fist: master slow acting tranquilizer effect, left infinite edge axe blade.
Right foot: Density shifting to create heavier kicks and more powerful jumps.
Left Foot: momentum neutralization to allow stopping instantly.
Head: slight cognitive boost to allow more thinking time, Three times multiplication of Focus for ten minutes.
Back: ability to grow a shell to tank damage.
Chest: Pair of golden D-rank spider legs that arch up from the shoulders.
Waist: Belt of spiritual calming, Three times Multiplication of Perception for ten minutes. Heart: Illusionary double, Three times Multiplication of Vitality for ten minutes.
Skills:Minor Cooking Mastery, Grandmastery of Inventing, Grandmastery of Necromantic Engineering, Grandmaster Path of the Dracolich, Lesser Haggling Mastery, Minor Stealth Mastery
Path of the Dracolich-Solid. Proto Technique: sword art, Dance of the Dracolich
I whistled at the changes. Honestly, the biggest shock was how LITTLE a quarter of the way to B-rank ended up being. He didn't have a single stat over one million. Which made sense, since he and Jessie had broken through not long ago. He was actually doing incredibly well, but still, I'd been expecting bigger numbers, especially after I'd seen Callie's crazy growth. In a way, I was actually glad to know Benny was taking his time. Callie had our bond to help with recursion, but Benny would have to deal with that himself.
Most impressive was the comprehensive upgrade to his tech. All the D-rank artifacts had been updated, which must have taken an IMMENSE amount of work, given the semi-random nature of inventing. Even if he gained control as he ranked up the skill, it couldn't have been easy. Not to mention the multiplier items had been replaced, since not only did they work at his current rank, the timeline had been extended to double what it had been before.
Beyond that, the rank up had expanded his capacity to three items per slot, meaning he had effectively half his slots open for use. Now that he'd caught up with replacing all his items, he could start working on new ones. I was about to suggest he fill them now, but considering the contents of the test, the legacy might teach him some new ways to improve, so I'd let him handle it on his own. Still, he'd done well, and I let the others check it out as I processed.
Jessie was leaning over my shoulder, peeking with interest at the various stat values. "Oh wow nice. Your Focus is almost three quarters of a million. And you have two Grandmaster crafting skills, I'm jealous. I got Beast taming and Lifeweaving to Grandmaster, but only because I cheated with my trait." She pulled out a piece of paper, writing everything down. "Got a few new masteries too, but that's all on Alyssa. She's been SO patient helping me learn about plants and nature." Her smile was wide and happy as she talked about her girlfriend, and I was so happy for her, knowing how it felt to find someone who meant that much to you. She passed us the paper, and we all leaned over to peruse.
Jessica Evans- C-rank. Ability- Grandmaster Trait: Undying Lifestorm Thirionad. A spirit of the wild, bonded deeply with the Undying Lifestorm Ursa Randall. The beginning of a line.
Might-1,355,625 (x 2 effective multiplier from racial trait)
Impact-155
Fantasy-222,758
Vitality-3,409,587 (x 3 effective multiplier from racial trait)
Focus-219,755
Perception-225,765
Creation-123,958
Progress to next rank: 5,557,603/10,000,000
Path
ath of the Green Sun- Solid
Lifebound partner: Undying Lifestorm Ursa- Randall
Soul strength: Tanzanite Soul Body
Skills: Grandmastery of Lifeweaving, Intermediate Horticulture, Mastery of First Aid, Mastery of Herbalism, Expert Flower Arrangement, Grandmastery of Beast Taming, Grandmaster Path of the Green Sun
That one surprised me less. Benny had undershot her total development by a bit, but not much. She was about halfway through C-rank, and her Vitality was effectively into the B-rank range on its own. I couldn't help but glance up at her in shock. "Damn, you stayed VERY focused. Your whole rep is feeding into Vitality. Though it looks like you still have Might creeping up behind, side effects of Randall being your bond I'm guessing. Speaking of, how is he?" Randall had already been C-rank last time I'd seen him, and I doubted he'd already broken through again, but I doubted he was lagging too far behind.
Grinning, Jessie reached into a two sided pocket of her hoodie tucked around he belly and presented the miniaturized bear, still shrunk as usual with the device Jessie had wished for back at the ruined soul temple. "He hungry?" I asked with a laugh. "I did make extras."
She snorted. "Don't tempt him. He'll clean your whole kitchen out. He can eat his weight in food even in this form. His ACTUAL weight. Plus he's been hungry. Alyssa has decided he's going to try to go vegetarian. She's had him on a strict diet of fruit and nuts. She says it's for his own good, but I'm pretty sure it's because he ate the goat she was raising. She can be petty like that."
"Is that healthy?" I asked worriedly. "Aren't bears carnivores?"
She shook her head. "Bears are Omnivorous. Even if he was a normal animal it wouldn't hurt him. Besides, he's a Lifestorm Ursa. Between his own Vitality and our bond he could survive or rocks and twigs for the next hundred years. But don't worry. She's over it by this point and is mostly just messing with him. She's planning to slow cook a whole cow for him for his next birthday." She grinned down at the soundly sleeping bear. "He has no idea, and he's been pouting for a month about it."
I probably should have been outraged about the bullying, but Randall could be a bit of a diva, and the fact that Alyssa had found a punishment that was so obviously effective while not having a real downside made me smile.
"So," I turned to Celine. "What about you? You hit C-rank? I'm not prying, I know stats are personal for most people, but are you going to try the legacy trial with us? The noncombat route?" I wasn't sure what professions were available, but Celine was an expert at woodcraft and forestry, and if she'd hit C-rank I was sure she'd be up for the challenge."
"I have," she smiled happily. "Thanks to the stipend I receive from the Empire from governing your territory. As for the legacy, there is a ranger trial apparently, according to some of the rejected applicants, and I'm going to at least attempt it. I'm just not sure of the results."
That made two of us. Even beyond actually passing, there was more to consider. How would the legacy trial work if the trial had non-combatants. I'd expected it to be similar to the ruined soul temple, lots of competitions for rankings with rewards at the end. It still might be like that, but that would mean that there would be separate tracks for the two types of professions, and that didn't feel right.
Whatever was going to happen, I was excited to find out what it would be like. We'd be going in together this time, and my gut was telling me we'd be able to stay teamed up. It would be a nice change of pace from my semi solo adventure in the Void.
All of us fell into deep thought about the coming challenges, returning to our meals, and I tried my best to rouse myself from the reverie and focus on the food and the company. There would always be another crisis, but moments like these, a good breakfast with my best friends…those were hard to come by, and I suspected they'd get harder still in the not too distant future.
Being able to stand under scalding water as it tattooed the beat a peaceful song on my skin was a balm to my soul and nerves so frayed I had forgotten what it was like not to be stressed. Sadly, all good things must end, so I only stayed in for an hour or two before stepping out and drying off. Once I got dressed, I headed for the in suite kitchen and pulled out ingredients, beginning to prepare a nice breakfast for the two of us.
I spent about twenty minutes cooking before I heard the door opened, but when I turned I found Benny, Jessie, Chelsea, and Celine rather than Callie. They all sat down at the table, staring at me expectantly, and I rolled my eyes, cracking more eggs for them.
"So," I said nonchalantly. "You guys do anything fun last night? Skydiving? Surfing? Getting engaged?"
"Subtle," Benny said dryly. "And yes, I asked."
I nodded solemnly to Celine. "Turned him down huh? Good choice. He's fine in small doses but you don't want him around all the time."
"No, she said yes, ass. And I will throw this knife at you," Benny said mildly. "I know you can dodge, but it might scratch the cabinets, and then what would you do? This is a high end suite of the WCP, if you mess up their furnishings-"
"They'll do nothing at all because I'm the boss of EVERYONE?" I grinned maliciously.
He glared at me. "I despise you. How am I supposed to keep your rampaging ego in check now. You're ACTUALLY the center of the universe. Or at least a few galaxies."
"You sure you want to sign up for a lifetime of THIS?" Chelsea asked Celine wryly. "I'm stuck with these idiots, but you can still escape. Though I guess I'm in no position to be throwing stones about eccentric significant others."
"Why am I the one getting ganged up on?" Benny complained. "This is supposed to be my special day."
The door to my room opened, my wife padding out in a heavy pair of pajamas. She glared at our guests. "You people are so loud. Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not polite to speak words before noon?"
"Morning hon," I told her as I kissed her cheek and handed her a plate. "Benny was just telling me about the proposal."
"Don't care," she grunted. "Too early. Eat now. Talk later."
We all laughed but left her to her meal as she dug in with the single minded determination you usually saw from particularly motivated alligators. I turned to Benny and raised my eyebrow. "So, if we're all going in together I'm gonna need to know your stats. Jessie you too, let's see what you guys are working with. Been a while, can't wait to see how much you've grown."
He snorted at me, scooping up a forkful of eggs and stuffing them in his mouth. He stared me down as he ate them as slowly as possible, defiantly extending his mastication as long as possible, and I rolled my eyes and waited. Finally, he swallowed, proudly took out a piece of paper, and copied down his stats, passing them to me smugly.
Benicio Cortez- C-rank. Ability: Grandmaster Necrotech Integration- Allows the integration of existing artifacts into the users body for the purposes of strengthening and enhancing them, three items per placement. Allows the integration of souls into created technology.
Bonded Companion: Toast (Dracolich)
Might-615,044
Impact-155
Fantasy-323,486
Vitality-426,441
Focus-720,141
Perception-343,582
Creation-263,471
Progress to next rank: 2,692,320/ 1,000,000
Soul strength: Tanzanite Soul Body
Current integrated tech. 17/30.
Torso: C-ranked intangibility for short bursts, Three times multiplication of Might for ten minutes.
Right fist: triple punch, right infinite edge axe blade.
Left forearm: C-ranked energy barrier or variable shape, space ring.
Left fist: master slow acting tranquilizer effect, left infinite edge axe blade.
Right foot: Density shifting to create heavier kicks and more powerful jumps.
Left Foot: momentum neutralization to allow stopping instantly.
Head: slight cognitive boost to allow more thinking time, Three times multiplication of Focus for ten minutes.
Back: ability to grow a shell to tank damage.
Chest: Pair of golden D-rank spider legs that arch up from the shoulders.
Waist: Belt of spiritual calming, Three times Multiplication of Perception for ten minutes. Heart: Illusionary double, Three times Multiplication of Vitality for ten minutes.
Skills:Minor Cooking Mastery, Grandmastery of Inventing, Grandmastery of Necromantic Engineering, Grandmaster Path of the Dracolich, Lesser Haggling Mastery, Minor Stealth Mastery
Path of the Dracolich-Solid. Proto Technique: sword art, Dance of the Dracolich
I whistled at the changes. Honestly, the biggest shock was how LITTLE a quarter of the way to B-rank ended up being. He didn't have a single stat over one million. Which made sense, since he and Jessie had broken through not long ago. He was actually doing incredibly well, but still, I'd been expecting bigger numbers, especially after I'd seen Callie's crazy growth. In a way, I was actually glad to know Benny was taking his time. Callie had our bond to help with recursion, but Benny would have to deal with that himself.
Most impressive was the comprehensive upgrade to his tech. All the D-rank artifacts had been updated, which must have taken an IMMENSE amount of work, given the semi-random nature of inventing. Even if he gained control as he ranked up the skill, it couldn't have been easy. Not to mention the multiplier items had been replaced, since not only did they work at his current rank, the timeline had been extended to double what it had been before.
Beyond that, the rank up had expanded his capacity to three items per slot, meaning he had effectively half his slots open for use. Now that he'd caught up with replacing all his items, he could start working on new ones. I was about to suggest he fill them now, but considering the contents of the test, the legacy might teach him some new ways to improve, so I'd let him handle it on his own. Still, he'd done well, and I let the others check it out as I processed.
Jessie was leaning over my shoulder, peeking with interest at the various stat values. "Oh wow nice. Your Focus is almost three quarters of a million. And you have two Grandmaster crafting skills, I'm jealous. I got Beast taming and Lifeweaving to Grandmaster, but only because I cheated with my trait." She pulled out a piece of paper, writing everything down. "Got a few new masteries too, but that's all on Alyssa. She's been SO patient helping me learn about plants and nature." Her smile was wide and happy as she talked about her girlfriend, and I was so happy for her, knowing how it felt to find someone who meant that much to you. She passed us the paper, and we all leaned over to peruse.
Jessica Evans- C-rank. Ability- Grandmaster Trait: Undying Lifestorm Thirionad. A spirit of the wild, bonded deeply with the Undying Lifestorm Ursa Randall. The beginning of a line.
Might-1,355,625 (x 2 effective multiplier from racial trait)
Impact-155
Fantasy-222,758
Vitality-3,409,587 (x 3 effective multiplier from racial trait)
Focus-219,755
Perception-225,765
Creation-123,958
Progress to next rank: 5,557,603/10,000,000
Path
Lifebound partner: Undying Lifestorm Ursa- Randall
Soul strength: Tanzanite Soul Body
Skills: Grandmastery of Lifeweaving, Intermediate Horticulture, Mastery of First Aid, Mastery of Herbalism, Expert Flower Arrangement, Grandmastery of Beast Taming, Grandmaster Path of the Green Sun
That one surprised me less. Benny had undershot her total development by a bit, but not much. She was about halfway through C-rank, and her Vitality was effectively into the B-rank range on its own. I couldn't help but glance up at her in shock. "Damn, you stayed VERY focused. Your whole rep is feeding into Vitality. Though it looks like you still have Might creeping up behind, side effects of Randall being your bond I'm guessing. Speaking of, how is he?" Randall had already been C-rank last time I'd seen him, and I doubted he'd already broken through again, but I doubted he was lagging too far behind.
Grinning, Jessie reached into a two sided pocket of her hoodie tucked around he belly and presented the miniaturized bear, still shrunk as usual with the device Jessie had wished for back at the ruined soul temple. "He hungry?" I asked with a laugh. "I did make extras."
She snorted. "Don't tempt him. He'll clean your whole kitchen out. He can eat his weight in food even in this form. His ACTUAL weight. Plus he's been hungry. Alyssa has decided he's going to try to go vegetarian. She's had him on a strict diet of fruit and nuts. She says it's for his own good, but I'm pretty sure it's because he ate the goat she was raising. She can be petty like that."
"Is that healthy?" I asked worriedly. "Aren't bears carnivores?"
She shook her head. "Bears are Omnivorous. Even if he was a normal animal it wouldn't hurt him. Besides, he's a Lifestorm Ursa. Between his own Vitality and our bond he could survive or rocks and twigs for the next hundred years. But don't worry. She's over it by this point and is mostly just messing with him. She's planning to slow cook a whole cow for him for his next birthday." She grinned down at the soundly sleeping bear. "He has no idea, and he's been pouting for a month about it."
I probably should have been outraged about the bullying, but Randall could be a bit of a diva, and the fact that Alyssa had found a punishment that was so obviously effective while not having a real downside made me smile.
"So," I turned to Celine. "What about you? You hit C-rank? I'm not prying, I know stats are personal for most people, but are you going to try the legacy trial with us? The noncombat route?" I wasn't sure what professions were available, but Celine was an expert at woodcraft and forestry, and if she'd hit C-rank I was sure she'd be up for the challenge."
"I have," she smiled happily. "Thanks to the stipend I receive from the Empire from governing your territory. As for the legacy, there is a ranger trial apparently, according to some of the rejected applicants, and I'm going to at least attempt it. I'm just not sure of the results."
That made two of us. Even beyond actually passing, there was more to consider. How would the legacy trial work if the trial had non-combatants. I'd expected it to be similar to the ruined soul temple, lots of competitions for rankings with rewards at the end. It still might be like that, but that would mean that there would be separate tracks for the two types of professions, and that didn't feel right.
Whatever was going to happen, I was excited to find out what it would be like. We'd be going in together this time, and my gut was telling me we'd be able to stay teamed up. It would be a nice change of pace from my semi solo adventure in the Void.
All of us fell into deep thought about the coming challenges, returning to our meals, and I tried my best to rouse myself from the reverie and focus on the food and the company. There would always be another crisis, but moments like these, a good breakfast with my best friends…those were hard to come by, and I suspected they'd get harder still in the not too distant future.